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 No.226293[Last 50 Posts]

The last suicide general has hit the bump limit. Previous thread >>222891

 No.226296

>Hilary Tisch, one of New York Giants co-owner Steve Tisch's daughters, is dead after taking her own life.

Hilary attempted suicide over the weekend, and died Monday in a hospital, according to sources with direct knowledge. The Giants honcho mourned his daughter's death in a statement, remembering her as "a kind, caring and beautiful person."

Steve adds, Hilary's "mother, sisters, brothers and I are devastated by her passing. It leaves a hole in our hearts and our lives. She, like so many others, bravely fought the disease of depression for as long as she could."

Our sources say Hilary, a successful jewelry designer, had struggled through depression for many years. Despite that, she poured her heart and soul into volunteering with Operation Smile, a nonprofit medical service organization that's provided over 220,000 free surgeries around the world for kids and young adults born with cleft lips, cleft palates and other facial deformities.

Hilary was 36.
https://www.syracuse.com/sports/2020/08/ny-giants-co-owner-steve-tischs-daughter-hilary-dies-of-suicide-at-36.html

 No.226298

>>226296
I don’t want to read news about some stupid fucking succubus, thank you very much.

 No.226300

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Where would one find train lines to take a nap on? I think there might be a map for the area I live in, but not sure on how to proceed. Also, it seems that some trains here in burgerland don't accelerate fast enough to cause serious damage.

 No.226330

>>224037
>A slipknot
>A hangman's knot is for a completely
different purpose, and won't work for this method.
I've just tested both and if you have a slick type of rope slipknot given pressure will loose. Hangman's worked completely fine. So what the fuck are you talking about?

 No.226341

There was someone in the previous thread that asked about faking his death to which I told him about google chrome and whatnot, he then responded to me with this

"How about paying for a VPN to get away from the cops? Might as well pay for it to have a well informed and peaceful fucking death.

There's so many people in my country that the cops don't give a fuck about people 'wanting to die'. They're probably glad that there's people dying and the population is reducing."

To whoever sent me this, the fact you went on websites with a vpn will make the police know the motive (if they ask your ISP for your internet history). You could perhaps just look up normal stuff without the vpn and look at "research" with it so they just only see random non-revealing stuff although I dont know if that will work or not.

Also you could just get riseupvpn or something (you can pay but you dont have to), if you're worried, you can delete the vpn before the "day" so they dont ask the vpn company to give them your internet history (whilst using it). You also have to use a private browser, not google chrome, something like palemoon or TOR browser is safe (but for both you have to change the setttings a bit, I suggest you go on https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/index.html for more info). Also use tails if you're extra worried, you can look it up online (T.A.I.L.S OS)

 No.226342

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Would a pistol shotgun like pic related be a good gun to kill yourself with?

 No.226344

>>226342
It’s a gun so yeah. Not sure why it matters if it’s the shotgun variety or not.

 No.226345

>>226300
>Also, it seems that some trains here in burgerland don't accelerate fast enough to cause serious damage.
Terry Davis managed to kill himself using a train.

 No.226362

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>>226296
beautiful, i love when porkies die.

 No.226364

>>226362
She doesn't sound like a bad person at all. Oraguntan wiz.

 No.226450

>>226293
is it possible to get a gun in a place in Northern Ireland, dont say "go to a hunting club" or bring up the black flint guns because you need to be a farmer to get those. Is there some trust worthy onion service or some backstreet alley guy you people know?

 No.226465

FUCKING ANSWER ME >>226330

 No.226498

>>226465
nope :))

 No.226506

>>226296
More proof that money can't buy happiness.

 No.226522

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Want to use train decapitation as a fallback method if everything else fails. Scary, but at least reliable and almost painless if done correctly
Any tips for this method?

 No.226523


 No.226525

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>>226330
nigger
the vast majority of groids use a slipknot when they rope.
it just works, ok?

 No.226526

>>226523
I am not in the US so that video is pretty much useless

 No.226910

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I wonder if that depressed hikki wizard who makes very long posts killed himself. This is the guy I'm talking about: >>>/wiz/153577

It feels like I haven't seen a post from him for months. I hope if he died it was quick and painless. It's disturbing to think there might be a brain damaged or disabled wizzie out there rotting in some hospital begging his doctors to finish him off.

 No.226913

Does life get worse as you get older?

 No.226915

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 No.226916

>>226910
normies come here everyday to out-LARP each other and he must've got bored

 No.226918

>>226913
Absolutely yes. Actually this is a good question to determine if someone is a groid. Because groids often will tell you they were lonely teenagers until they got into college and found a group of like-minded friends.
However, if you're a wizard, everything you hated about your teenage years will only get worse and worse. You will have to deal with obnoxious people, you will have less time to do the things you enjoy, you will see your body slowly deteriorate. There's only one advantage in growing older, and that is, you become smarter and wiser. But even this can be considered a downgrade if your worldview is one of raw pessimism.

 No.226919


>>226913
Yes. It feels more pathetic by the day. I used to always get told people mature and just accept their lot in life and don't resent, but it's bullshit.

>>226916
Agreed. I don't even know what's in it for normalfag larpers except to feel they're special in some way.

 No.226931

>>226918
If you find a way to make money without destroying yourself then things can certainly get better when you gain independence. You could inherit money. Your mindset can also improve. This happened for me.

 No.226964

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>>226913
One day the pain will be so terrible it will overcome even this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learned_helplessness

then you will change
in this life or the next one
there's always a way out of every situation but it takes something else to walk it.

 No.226969

>>226964
>then you will change
yeah, into a corpse

 No.226973

>>226969
Sorry but you are immortal. When you shed your physical body, your experiences and mental state go with you to the APPROPRIATE astral level.

 No.226987

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>>226973
Even if you're right, death is the most powerful transformative agent of consciousness that I know of. The idea that out of all possible lifetimes, I would be THIS human is frankly repugnant. Even if we don't get eternal rest, we will hopefully be reincarnated into new lives that don't suck as much as this.

 No.226988

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I think I've stumbled across a pretty easy way to suicide, electrocution.

Just disconnect the earth mains on your home's circuit-board, remove the fuses, rcds and circuitbreakers. Form a closed electric cirucit from one hand to the other, wrapping the wires around your hands, with one wire hitting the phase connection in a socket outlet and the other wire hitting the neutral connection, then simply flick the wall switch.

As long as you make sure the wires don't cross over, forming a short circuit for the electricity to travel, you'll fry yourself to death. It'll be painful, certainly, but you'll definitely die.

 No.226989

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>>226988
That sounds ridiculously painful

 No.226991

>>226506
yeah but it can buy nembutal

 No.226993

>>226989
Prrretty sure that Wikipedia graph is full of shit

 No.226994

>>226989
I don't really give a fuck if it's painful, just if it's easy to do. Flipping a switch is easy, trying to partial hang myself or throw myself in front of a train is hard.

 No.227003

>>226993
>wikipedia graph

 No.227014

>>226987
>Even if we don't get eternal rest, we will hopefully be reincarnated into new lives that don't suck as much as this.
That's true but you have to know whether your suffering was really out of your control or if it was contributed by your (in)actions. What's the point of reincarnating if you make the same mistakes again

 No.227017

>>226994
You realise if you fuck up you could be stuck a vegetable for 30 years, unable to die?
It's your fucking death, just make a little effort and get some fentanyl or something

 No.227019

Posted this in the other thread before I realized it was at bump limit. But I tried partial suspension hanging and got no where. Tried various positions and pressure but it just hurt.

Dying should be easy compared to how impossible life is

 No.227020

>>226987
The idea of an afterlife is truly beyond the most horrifying thing I can think of. I pray that there is nothing after death

 No.227021

>>226916
I highly doubt that poster was a larper. He was here for years and probably wrote enough posts during that time to fill a whole book.

 No.227024

I got shit grades from school. Because of this, my desire to commit suicide grows day by day.

 No.227025

>>227024
Your desire to commit suicide comes from an unbalanced psyche and a fragile ego.

 No.227027

>>227019
>>227020
Sorry guys not only can it be hard to die, but the journey doesn't end there either.
You must fight the demiurge. It's the only way. By extension he is guaranteed to lose in time.

 No.227028

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>>227027
How do you fight the demiurge?

 No.227029

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What's the best type of buckshot to kill yourself with? Someone on Sanctioned Suicide said that #4 is the best type, since it has the highest penetration depth and highest surface area. Also would it be a good idea to use a shotgun with a removable choke in order to maximize the spread?

 No.227030

>>227029
The choke modifies the spread pattern of the shot in-flight; irrelevant if you're shooting yourself point blank. All options are lethal at just a few inches from your brain stem. Birdshot in particular probably won't be heavy enough to build up a lot of energy but it will shred whatever it hits. What destroys your head is the expanding gas of the shot creating enough pressure to pop your skull open like a balloon. You can find pictures of shotgun attack victims peppered with small holes in their face when shot from a few feet away, but that same load would explode the victims head if there was little airspace between the muzzle and victim for which the expanding gas could escape. On the other hand, a 1oz slug is designed to burst targets at long ranges.

Higher velocity round + large shot size + point blank to the head = guaranteed end of existence.

 No.227032

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>>227014
We are slaves to dopamine. Low dopamine might be the reason why I'm such an lazy unmotivated loser. Hopefully I will be reincarnated as someone with more motivation.

 No.227037

>>226293
I heard abput dopamine fasting to gain energy and motivation back.

With that motivation i can have the courage to kill myself finally. Anyone take on this ?

 No.227040

>>227025
Very true and 90% of the posters here are the same, that's why they will not answer you :))

 No.227041

>>227028
Can you please post the 3 other image slides of this? I have been looking for them for a long time

 No.227042


 No.227045

>>227037
>>227042
I am generally unmotivated and have low energy, but I haven't had any problem motivating myself to do suicide-related things. Over the past few months, every drop of motivation that I have has gone toward learning how to kill myself effectively. I've managed to read The Peaceful Pill Handbook twice, read the entirety of Mitchell Heisman's suicide note, learn a lot about brain anatomy, and research a lot of information related to how to commit suicide. I'm paradoxically both unmotivated and laser-focused.

 No.227046

>>227041
I didn't know there were any other slides of this.

 No.227048

>>227025
>>227040
>People commit suicide because they're losers and aware of it
Wow what a shocker

 No.227051

>>227048
>People who commit suicide are losers

So , you are saying Kurt Cobain ,Chester Bennington , Avicci , Chris Beniot , Hannibal were losers ?

These individuals and many other hold more sucess than your ancestor whole linage.

 No.227052

>>227051
yes, they were losers, but some of those like Avicii or Chester just knew too much

 No.227056

>>227052
Well , whatever you say .

I dont care about your opinion on suicidal people or your pro life lesson as long as you dont do an anti suicide campaign and restrict more methods for suicide.

Other than that , you can keep saying your shitty opinion for the rest of your life.

 No.227061

I think I'm going to try and convince my parents that suicide is the best option for me. This is probably retarded but I have no other options. I don't want to just kill myself without my parents being okay with it. They need to understand that it's the only option for me.

 No.227062

>>227061
You know they can’t be complicit in it, legally speaking.

 No.227068

>>227061
So in other words, you're not going to commit suicide at all. If people know you're suicidal, there's a good chance you will be involuntarily committed to a mental institution. Or you could just stop being a pussy and stop caring what your parents think.

 No.227069

>>227061
This is like a long term suicide policy filled with masochism . Lol

Why you think your parents will buy you resources to commit suicide painlessly and let alone be ok with it. If that was the case , then suicidal people won't even hide it and just ask their close one to bring them the tools and mateiral to end their lives.

Good luck on psych ward life tho.

 No.227070

>>227061
I've had this idea before. It's insane and will not work but I've had it

 No.227071

>>226345
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

 No.227074

>>227061
Jesus Fucking Christ you're pathetic. If you don't even have the balls to do anything without Mommy and Daddy's permission, there's no way you're going to have the balls to put an end to your pathetic life. You'll be dead anyway, so it's not like your parents will be able to punish you.

 No.227080


For anyone who wants to end their life but is too afraid, just do small, test runs. Like if you want to hang yourself just choke yourself a little until you feel unconsciousness coming, then stop. Repeat until the whole thing is routine for you. Then you can progress to actual suicide easily

 No.227081

>>226345
Did he really want to kill himself? I would have thought he would've wanted to keep working on Temple OS

 No.227098

>>227081
He was murdered and they put his body on the tracks so it would look like an accident or suicide.

 No.227109

I never thought the apocalypse would come before my suicide and interfere with it.

I was going to jump from a tall height. But it involved flying in a plane and a public location. Now that location is closed. And flying would be a nightmare. Even suicide tourism is blocked now.

Cant even suicide right in these times.

 No.227113

Are these threads a sort of dark humor joke? or people are really coming up with these ridiculous suicide methods and excuses for not doing it?

 No.227116


 No.227118

>>227113
THe overwhelming majority of posters in threads such as this are merely looking for any excuse they can find not to kill themselves. Relationshits, muh family, "self-preservation instinct", overly complex suicide methods, it's all excuses. Real wizards die just like they lived - in silence and solitude.

 No.227119

>>227118
What about cross-bow hunting in the desert with no water?
Any tips guys??

 No.227158

>>227017
Alright, I'll bite, where the fuck can I source the drugs IRL? I tried ordering them through the internet on the darkweb 3x now, Nemutal, I've blown over a thousand dollars trying to get stuff shipped to me. I don't know if customs are seizing it or if I was straight up scammed, but yeah.

I've tried sourcing heroin IRL to overdose on, but I'm a shut in assburger that has no contacts. Everyone I ask that's homeless just blows me off.

What the fuck do I do then? I've tried partial suspension hanging, I've tried throwing myself off a building. My survival instincts are just not fucking letting me.

What the fuck do I do then? I know I'm at risk of being a vegetable doing it this way, but fuck, I can't see any other options available to me.

 No.227175

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>'I've been granted the right to die in my 30s - it may have saved my life'
The decision came after three doctors in her home country of Belgium - where euthanasia is legal - agreed her mental suffering from depression and autism is unbearable.

Amy has no physical illness. She has a degree in physics and she's written a book.

She is now in her mid-30s and has not yet set a date for her death.
Since being granted the right to die she has not attempted to take her own life.

"I understand that it's a paradox," she says. "Actually, it's saved my life because from then on, I knew that I would be able to decide whether or not I want to continue with my life."
https://news.sky.com/story/ive-been-granted-the-right-to-die-in-my-30s-it-may-have-saved-my-life-12055578

 No.227178

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>>227175
>Successful, healthy, published 30+ y/o succubus chooses to die, makes arrangements to do so with permission from the government, is promised a peaceful way out, might not go through with it due to mass positive feedback from community and loved ones
>Praised as a local hero, gets interviewed by major news outlet despite being "crippling autistic"

>19 year old boy too afraid to look another human in the eye attempts suicide with what little he has access to in his parent's basement to spare them the disappointment of knowing they unleashed a failure upon this earth to burden civilization come his parents' passing

>Imprisoned, parents charged

 No.227180

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>>227178
I don't know what you're referring to. Are you the 19-year-old? What were your parents charged with?

As far as I'm concerned, that succubus is an honorary wizard (autistic, celibate, NEET, suicidal), so please don't bully her.

 No.227181

>>227175
succubus aside, this is basically what these threads are doing for wizards. You don't need a rolling general on how to kill yourself. The physical mechanics are the easiest thing in the world, most people fucking intuitively understand how to do it just from general cultural background, and the mental aspect is pointless because suicide isn't something you can psych yourself up to over months anyway. Suicide is virtually always an impulse that happens when you have a particularly bad night, something inside goes out, and you're just fucking 100% unequivocally done. Absolutely nobody ever says "yeah I'm gonna kill myself in 3.5 weeks after I study for it all day" and then actually does it.

The point of this thread is for people to convince themselves either that they're capable of suicide or that they're really going to commit suicide so they feel less trapped in whatever trash life they have.

 No.227182

>>227181
Not always, suicide can be a logical act. If I someday realize that going on with life is just as viable as ending it, and if life doesn't really need me around anymore, then I can do it. There's so many people on this planet that 1/8,000,000,000 people won't make the slightest dent, literally. My pride has been the cause of so many problems. Who needs another one of these human ants crawling about for 100 years?

 No.227183

There are plenty of people who deliberate on it for years before doing it, so the whole "you'd have done it if you really wanted to by now." A lot of people have just a bit of comfort left that when it gets eroded will push them but that doesn't mean it's not a calculated decision.

 No.227196

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>>226293
For sodium nitrite, what happens if you fail? Will it fuck up your esophagus and burn holes in your stomach like bleach does, or cause other long term health problems if you fail to kys?

 No.227199

>>227196
Read the peaceful pill handbook retard!!

 No.227202

>>227181
Dont justify for the larpers!
We are talking about intellectual dishonesty and attention seeking here.
Their attempts are clear after you have read more than two generals in full, the language is telling that they are just fishing for yous

 No.227203

>>227175
When you get forced into existence and then have to argue with normalfags for years to own the life you were forcibly given.

 No.227214

>>227203
Can't have you dying and giving other tax-slaves any ideas now can we? :))

 No.227224

is wanting to die the same as wanting to suicide?
i want to die but not to take my own life.

 No.227227

>>227224
The answer is obvious to me, but think for yourself. Analyze all possibilities and come to your own conclusion.

 No.227233

>>227181
I enjoy reading the stories of other miserable wizards. I don't want to feel alone and when I reply to them I feel like I brightened their day a little. I know physically speaking suicide is very easy but the mental fortitude necessary is hard to muster. Please understand anon.

 No.227262

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I cut this clip out of a euthanasia documentary. He's being injected with the drug to put him in a coma before the muscle relaxant will stop his heart. You don't see beyond this. That's his mother with him, he said he wanted to die for many years and then he did without hesitation, as his mother says afterwards. He's slowing down talking about his last words, he decided on "Hodor" or the hitchikers guide quote but goes mid sentence. It's kind of surreal before the suicide he was seemingly getting angry at facebook trolls while his mother waits, and then he walks over to his living room chair to die.

His name was Eelco : https://vimeo.com/ondemand/adignifieddeath
I won't post the whole thing because it's rude to the creator but I thought that moment was worth sharing. I think many of us think about ending it like he does. The documentary itself is interviews with his family, female best friend, before and after. I found it valuable.

 No.227263

>>227262
Thanks, wiz.

 No.227264

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>>227262
>dignified
>bringing your mom along to watch yourself get filmed and die
yeah no fuck that if you're gonna do it you should do it alone in a remote place without anyone finding out thats the only way to save your dignity

 No.227265

>>227264
that guy was probably a neckbeard.

 No.227266

>>227265
yeah hes a neckbeard all right which just goes to show how normies will literally turn people's suffering into profit, i clicked the link and its a paid to stream film and the poster has "awards" on it which means a bunch of normturds watched this like they do the animals at the zoo and his "messege" is just wasted on a bunch of people who watched this for schadenfreude

 No.227267

>>227262
A documentary about a fat neckbeard commiting suicide,this is way too surreal.

 No.227271

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>>227270
Nobody is bullying anybody. I'm calling a spade a spade. If he was my friend I'd probably say it to his face and we would both laugh, because he does look like a neckbeard, the very definition of a neckbeard. And I'm sure he would agree and take no offense. It's not my fault he fits the stereotype of a meme word.
Stop being so offended. If the guy in question was a black male and dressed like a rapper, I'd have written that he looked like a nigger.

 No.227272

>>227262
All too soon, this body
will lie on the ground
cast off,
bereft of consciousness,
like a useless scrap
of wood.

post the full documentary inc.el

 No.227276

>>227262
Being recorded, surrounded by groids, succubus stroking my arm or touching me at all, not night-time - that is almost the exact opposite of how I'll die. Also, 3DPD is disgusting don't commit such a mistake here again.

And euthanasia is pathetic. What, you need the approval of your government to die? I couldn't care less about the mindless hellspawn, but you wizzies, you can't decide to kill yourself without the inter-dimensional jewish daemonhost conglomerates giving you express permission? KSHARGO MON'KAGH

 No.227277

>>227271
Is the documentary worth a watch?
I don't want to waste my time when i can just look in a mirror instead

 No.227278

>>227276
>KSHARGO MON'KAGH
What did you call me you little bitch?
I'll have you know graduated top of my class..

 No.227279

>>227276
Maybe he has a low IQ and is afraid of fucking up his suicide. Not everyone was born with normal intelligence

 No.227281

>>227276
The benefits he got from this approach was he got to say goodbye to his mother and friend, he got to discuss everything he needed to and there seemed to be a certain level of peace. He has an emotional openness with them I doubt many of us do. His mother was thankful for it. It is not just about permission from government it is about cultural acceptance and gift of a calm peaceful death with family. There are a number of documentaries of euthanasia on cancer patients where people value that. Many Wizards value their parents so I don't know why you're reacting like that.

He did the opposite of many of us keeping it to ourselves. It's interesting for that.

>>227277
Only if you're interested in a family dealing with euthanasia because of mental illness rather than disease. It didn't give you any insight to depression if you're expecting philosophy, just euthanasia and suicide in a matter of fact way. It's quite short but only a couple dollars.

 No.227287

>>227281
I have to pay from my tendie allowance??
It's over
But thanks for the review, indeed was look for an insight into depression with some philosophy thrown in, only a truwiz could make the kind of documentary i am looking for

 No.227298

>>227291
Or perhaps I cannot fathom a wizard who would willingly accept concepts such as "family" or "parents" that the greater hivemind tries to push onto you? They are strangers, except one stuck his meatrod in a rotting axe-wound and the two of them combined forced you into existence to suffer. If you aren't suffering, why are you on /dep/, and in my opinion, how can you call yourself a wizard at all? Without torment almost none of you would even try to search for something beyond this realm, and if you're so deeply rooted to this one that you accept and even embrace "family" and the like then you're just that one idiot on the train, thinking "I am surrounded by sheep!", even as all the other idiots do the same.

Ultimately I don't care about the fatty that got euthanized, he's probably never even heard of wizchan or the idea that he can choose to live on his own terms. Why do you care about it? Who/what was it to you?

>who have no morals or ethics

Would you like to discuss this particular topic? I'd be greatly interested to hear precisely what brand of Hivemind Approved™ "morality" you subscribe to, because I have no doubt you didn't create your own, because I doubt you're a wizard in the first place.

 No.227308

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I'm afraid of the possibility of damnation if I were to commit suicide.

 No.227311

>>227308
I am afraid of being reincarnated if I kill myself. I've read too many NDEs

 No.227312

>>227311
Imagine being reincarnated as a succubus.

 No.227313

>>227312
Most NDEs I read say you get reincarnated back into a very similar life situation in order to live out the problems that drove you to suicide.

 No.227320

>>226913
I don't think so.
As a kid, you're innocent and have hopes about the future, but life itself has always been as bad as now.

 No.227321

>>227312
Succubi are all NPCs, so I don't see how that's possible.

 No.227332

>>227298
All life is precious wiz :))

 No.227333

>>227308
I can't think of anything more comfy and satisfying than to die and to never wake up again

 No.227345

>>227180
He's talking about how succubi always have it easier.

 No.227355

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i have depression since where i was child and i never gonna get quality psychiatric or psychological attention because i live in a shitty country.

i always think in the suicide and try to be a hero but i never do it an i don't know why, the inability to kill my self makes a constat frustration making the suicide a life goal

im a coward shit

 No.227360

>>227180
>that succubus is an honorary wizard

I miss the days when these kind of posters would be banned

 No.227384

>>227360
I reported him but the mods ignored it. They don't care anymore.
"that succubus is an honorary wizard" Yeah… sure. Saying something like that would have get you banned 4 years ago. He even has saved reaction pics that are meant to be used by succubi and is not afraid to post them while saying things like "W OMEN can be honorary wizards". It doesn't really matter because this site is dead.

 No.227386

>>227360
2016 was the last nail in the coffin.

Now , all of us can die in what resources we have.

Eating around 100 cherry seed (crushed) at one go is a guaranteed death. Anyone can confirm ? I heard it has cyanide in it.

 No.227388

planning on shaving off a few years of my life expectancy so i can end this wild ride sooner, been thinking of drinking more often and maybe start smoking.
my grandfather was a heavy smoker and drinker and died at 70 from tuberculosis and cirrhosis combined, not quite sure when he started indulging in these vices, but i would like to die at 50-55, being 23 at the moment.
thoughts?

 No.227389

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>>227308
Christianity and Islam are no more likely to be true than Pastafarianism. It's just as likely that you will be damned to hell for NOT killing yourself as it is that you will be damned for killing yourself, so killing yourself doesn't really increase your odds of damnation.

 No.227391

>>227388
No, I don't think it's a good idea, wiz. You could spend decades in a miserable state of health before the liquor, junk food, and cigarettes actually kill you. Chronic ill health is a terrible thing to experience.

 No.227392

>>227388
There is no telling on how world would be in next coming decades. Either end it soon or in future there is gonna be more restriction on methods for suicide.

Jump from a tall place and land on your head to increase success.

 No.227393

>>227391
>>227392
sorry to disappoint but i'm a huge coward and don't think i could end my own life that abruptly, any other suggestions to kill myself softly over time?

 No.227394

>>227393
> kill myself softly over time?
Do nothing, you're always inching closer to death anyway.

 No.227395


 No.227398

>>227393
My advice would be to learn a suicide method and acquire all needed supplies and keep them close at hand. Then just wait to reach your psychological breaking point, which will happen eventually. In that heightened state you may have the strength to kill yourself.

 No.227400

>>227398
If you need to get to a "heightened state" to kill yourself, you don't actually want to kill yourself. If suicide is not an omnipresent urge then your problems are all temporary.

 No.227409

>>227393
The less dramatic way is by eating cherry seeds in large amount.

 No.227419

>>227388
Smoking doesn't even get you high. Do cathinones instead.

 No.227423

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>>227388
Have you considered making your own meth?

 No.227450

>>227423
Can you post a video of this? Looks comfy

 No.227464

>>227412
People have commited suicide by eating too many seeds. It converts to cynaide when you eat seeds in large amount in one ago.

 No.227506

>>227464
Which seeds?

 No.227507

>>227506
Read the post chain, they were talking about cherry seeds. Apple seeds also contain cyanide.

 No.227508

>>226300
If you're in the US, can't you just take a flight to a state with really lax gun laws and buy a shotgun? Instant nearly assured death.

 No.227509

>>227388
a death like Bill Evans

 No.227536

>>227507
Apple seeds contain less of it. You have to eat a thousand to see your death.

But i researched more on this method and its quite risky and will not guarantee death. I am going to commit suicide by jumping or hanging.

I am really pussying out everyday. I do go outside to find tall building to jump from but they are filled with guards and idk where to hang myself since i live with my family. Someone please help.

 No.227543

>>227536
>jumping
Hotels or bridges. That are tall enough. In my area there're none, so for me this is not an option, but you may be more lucky
>hanging
The advantage is that you don't need anything that's difficult to get. The disadvantage - hard to execute

My method will be sodium nitrite poisoning with hanging as a fallback method

 No.227586

>>226918
The other advantage to getting old is that your senses get dulled down. There's a reason why old people like prune juice and other offensive-tasting foods. I have become jaded toward everything after years of heavy depression and isolation.

 No.227587

>>227586
prune juice tastes good. Also old people drink it for other reasons.

 No.227588

This could be a possible suicide method in the near future: Program a robot to kill you and the robot will self-destruct after it kills you.

 No.227589

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>>227588
You just reminded me of this book series and game.
>Scud: The Disposable Assassin (published from 1994 to 1998, and 2008) is a humorous, hyperkinetic science fiction comic by Rob Schrab about a world in which one can buy robot assassins out of vending machines, the most popular of which are intelligent robots that kill a specified target and then self-destruct.

 No.227594

>>227588
Why do that when you can just hire a hitman

 No.227595

>>227594
that's nearly impossible even for a well-adjusted social person

 No.227759

>>227400
>tfw have an omnipresent urge to commit suicide

 No.227870

>Death of Michigan succubus, 22, who was mauled by dogs in a backyard ruled a suicide
A 22-year-old Michigan mom committed suicide by climbing over a backyard fence and getting mauled by two dogs, police said Wednesday.
Rebecca Hardy died in a hospital where she had been airlifted with "severe facial and neck injuries" after the Dec. 3 attack at a Port Huron home, according to the Port Huron Police Department.
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/mich-succubus-dog-mauling-death-ruled-suicide-police-article-1.2462252

 No.227914

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A soyboy named Ronnie McNutt committed suicide on August 31. He lost his succubus and job, and was about to lose his house.

Link to full video:
https://hoodsite.com/facebook-live-suicide-video-man-shoots-himself-head-shotgun/

 No.227918

>>227914
This is the most funny suicide video I've seen since that kid shuaiby killed himself.

I wish I had his guts though,that "I guess that's it" followed by the ringtone was epic.

 No.227919

>>227918
not really funny, but I get you
>I wish I had his guts though,that "I guess that's it" followed by the ringtone was epic.
it's not about "having guts" to do this, imo. It's more of a impulsive thing, that you do not overthink

 No.227937

>>227914
Can you explain this video? To scary to watch it

 No.227939

>>227937
remember that cop succubus who got a crippled man legs cut off by train?
now she got a robbery call and accidently shotgunned a dudes face

 No.227959

>>227937
>>227914
the guy shotguns himself in the face, it's done really quickly, and at the end of the vid there's his cat or dog that enters the room. unless you can't stand rekt vids, watch it it's no big deal.
rip

 No.227966

>>227959
He didn't do it properly though. You're supposed to shoot yourself in the mouth, not under the chin. If you do it like he did, there's a chance you will blow your face off and not blow your brains out. People like him are basically the only reason why shotguns don't have a 100% fatality rate.

 No.227967

>>227966
>He didn't do it properly though
he looks pretty dead to me, wizzie

 No.227978

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>>227967
The fact that he succeeded doesn't mean there aren't some people that fail.

 No.228020

>>226293

I am gonna commit suicide by jumping. Give me advice . I have 3 option .

1)I have to jump from 4 storey height and land on my head. Will it be 100% success?

2)Hang myself in a forest or do torniquet method to supress my carotid artery in my home.

3)go to forest and die by dehydration .

I have two dogs so i will be writing a suicide note where my final request would be to take care of these two dogs so that they should be happy . Other request would be to euthanized me out of mercy if i end up being survived. ( which i fucking hope it does not happen)

 No.228021

>>228020
second option seems the best

third is the worst, it's painful, you might try finding help (by instinct) or someone will find you and help you

 No.228022

>>228020
Nah you won’t go through with it.

 No.228023

>>228021
Death by dehydration is painless , right?

After the feeling of thirst is gone. Its a painless process and you would get unconscious and die

 No.228024

>>227262

Jesus. That's really sad to watch, I feel really bad for his mother too, watching your son die before your eyes, knowing you cant do anything. He also looks like a loser which is also sad.

Damn, now I can see why some people are against euthanasia, stuff like this is horrible to watch, probably worse for the family (especially the mother). Perhaps if it wasnt legal he would have done something else in his life and no longer had these tendencies

 No.228025

>>228023
No actually, it's really painful, your body essentially forces you to try and find water as fast as possible.

 No.228026

>>228025
So it is psychologically painful but physically not so much.

Atleast , its less painful than being burned alive.

 No.228027

>>228024
It was sad in the way sadness exists, in the way children get cancer. Normal sadness one can accept it part of the world. Blowing your brains out across the living room during a particularly bad weekend isn't the same kind of sadness.

The mother is dealing with a sadness more than a horror. That video brings me great peace.

 No.228028

>>228026
No you idiot, it's physically painful.

 No.228029

>>227262
>"So long and thanks for all the fish"
Call me a neck beard, but him using a Douglas Adams quote hit me the most.

 No.228030

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>>228029
>Call me a neck beard
The fact you're even worried about being called that here infuriates me.

 No.228034

>>228030
Sorry man, i'm just used to being made fun of for stupid shit. It just carried over to here, even if it shouldnt

 No.228036

>>228034
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad that people here would probably indeed call you that.

 No.228037


 No.228038

>>228036
True. This place is turning into normal central for some reason

 No.228039

>>228020
You need to jump from ten or more storeys to ensure death. My source is "Five Last Acts," one of the best researched suicide guides.

 No.228079

>>228027
I dont know how to say this since it's a bit difficult to say but with cancer you can accept it being an illness inside your body with no particular cure, but with the video, the dude didnt have an incurable disease and the mother is watching the very child she took care off dying in front of her eyes and she can't turn back now

 No.228099

>>228079
To get euthanasia he probably went through multiple treatments that failed and she watched them fail, the benefit of being openly suicidal and a mature family is probably them seeing years or decades of failure. The concept of it being curable is a theory and she may not subscribe to it like he doesn't.

 No.228125

I know a Nembutal connection that will sell 25 grams for $750, I've ordered ketamine analogs from him in the past so I know he's legit, he's a deepweb vendor. Is there anyone here that would be interested? Would you be OK with ordering twice and buying me 25g too? It would be greatly appreciated, I don't want to wait until December (when I have the $750) to do it.

 No.228130

>>228099
You have a point. But it still doesn't make it any less sadder that her son died before she did (since most of the time the parent is dead before the child as they're older) and now having to live alone until death. It's not the worst/saddest thing ever but it still is up there.

 No.228131

>>228028
How much painful ? On a scale of 1 to 10. Tell me dummy

 No.228190


 No.228207

Is there any drug or anything to fully or as much possible numb the pain? At least for some minutes. Fear of pain is the only thing preventing me from killing myself

 No.228208

>>228207
Painkillers won't do you any good if you can't even make it to the pain stage because you're too afraid. Get a bottle of vodka and chug until you're sufficiently disinhibited to not care that it might hurt for a few seconds.

 No.228209

>>228207
yes it's called shooting yourself in the head

there's no pain and if you try to tell me that there's "psychological pain" you're a bloody hypocrite who wants to stay attached to life but still whine about it

 No.228212

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>>228207
Look into NMDA receptor antagonists

 No.228227

When you commit suicide you become a ghost of despair/anger and there is no respite until your due is paid. Frankly, there is no escape until you manage to reconcile. It's easier to just live your life until you die.

 No.228228

>>228227
>When you commit suicide you become a ghost of despair/anger and there is no respite until your due is paid.
What if you commit suicide in peace, without any despair or anger? Problem solved.
>It's easier to just live your life until you die.
Yes, live until I die from suicide.

 No.228229

>>228227
>It's easier to just live your life until you die.
Same shit. If your duties are unfulfiled you become a ghoat whether you commi suicide or not

 No.228230

>>228208
>>228212
Thanks

>>228209
There's no way for me to get a gun in my country and the subway is closed due to the lockdown

 No.228232

>>228227
If that so then after becoming a ghost I can finally move to Japan and maybe be reborn there. Sounds cool

 No.228248

>>228227
ghost's dont exist, the only worrying thing would be if quantum immortality is correct and/or hell

 No.228249

>>228248
not him but ghosts sound more real than christian hell. look up what a gyalpo is

 No.228254

>>228249
Okay, I looked up what gyalpo is. Wikipedia says it's a spirit born from vow-breakers. Don't know how it's related to suicide.
Also, I don't think that ghosts sound more real than hell. Depends on your experiences in life, I suppose.

 No.228281

Am I the only one to have some of my suicide schemes/ contingency plans screwed up by the disruptions of covid?

 No.228282

This is it i think. Fucking antipsychotics.

 No.228286

>>228281
No, me too

 No.228525

How hard is it to get nembutal?

 No.228608

my life as it is, and past years haven't been too bad, but thats the reason i kinda want it all end on its peak. I can get by day to day, week to week and have a few pleasureble moments inbetween the endless loop of constate work. In the midst of escapism, books and theories i enjoy reading, i find some meaning in my life, but even if there are some ups- there are more work and effort needed to hold it all together and im not sure if its even worth the effort. I doubt it will become better than this, this might be my peak. I could go on for another 20 years, but what would the point be when there will be equally as much as suffering and struggeling in between the good of life? Is the good- good enought to live for? If you have someone or something to live for, it's all different, but for me- i outgrown it.

 No.228610

Tried to kill myself by taking all my Klonopin pills and alcohol. Well, it didn't work. Just slept for 15 hours.

 No.228611

>>228610
Use a lot of heroin

 No.228622

>>226293
Alright, everyone died, I'm alone on this earth, how do I exit gracefully without hugging the tracks with my throat? I'm too scared to become a prisoner inside an asylum again. I know the type of human that works there and it would disgust you if I told you what's going on in their heads. I get treated like a dog in there abiding every bark of command they do. How do I exit, I don't think I can do this myself

 No.228623

>>228622
Fire a shotgun into your head.

 No.228624

>>228623
It really feels like the safest method around, I'm stuck in an euro shit hole and I fear getting evicted if I dare to order one. These people trap you inside living, they watch your every step

 No.228636

>>228611
How do you get heroin if you're an autist with no connections or social skills?

 No.228659

>>228636
Try CO poisoning by mixing formic and sulfuric acid.

 No.228660

>>228636
Darknet obviously

 No.228662

>>228636
Darknet markets

 No.228666


 No.228670

>>228666
Can you describe what happened? I'm too scared to watch?
also, does anyone know that site like hoodsite but it has more fap contact? i forget the name now, thanks

 No.228676

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 No.228687

I'm so hideous that those succs keep staring at me behind my back, probably backtalking about me. God just kill me I can't live in peace.

 No.228689

>>227028
If someone's got the rest of this, please post it

 No.228694

>>228676
love the dog lol

 No.228710

>>226293
Any diagram for the torniquet method, when I read it I cant imagine how to do it

 No.228712

any way to buy nitrogen gas in London?

 No.228713

I'm gonna be 30 in a few days, and I don't want that. Any tips for a fairly painless, high success rate suicide? I don't have access to firearms and I live in a rural area.

 No.228714

>>228713
1. Wait til it's -30° degrees celsius outside, then go deep into the nearest forest, take off your clothes and get blackout drunk. You'll die in your sleep.
2. Get near train tracks and wait until a train drives by. At the last second put your neck on the rail and get your head chopped off by the locomotive. Fairly painless. Alternatively, you can put your cranium on the rails instead for instant death. In theory, it should crack your skull and mush your brain in a milisecond.
These 2 are the ones at the top of my head.

 No.228715

>>228710
Pages 223-224 of "Five Last Acts – The Exit Path (2015 edition)."

You can find the book on Amazon or Sanctioned Suicide.

 No.228716

>>228714
It's not that cold where I live, but thanks for the advice.

 No.228729

>>228714
>1. Wait til it's -30° degrees celsius outside, then go deep into the nearest forest, take off your clothes and get blackout drunk. You'll die in your sleep.
Either that or you'll be discovered and live, and have to get your fingers/limbs amputated.

 No.228730

>>228714
Found the finn

 No.228750

>>228729
Not that many people walk into the forest at night. He also said he lived in a rural area so I imagined there were even less people around. If you're still paranoid you can hide under a layer of snow. Even better if you have a mountain nearby - it's colder the higher you go and only suicidal people go up a mountain at night.
It goes without saying that you should check if your forest/mountain of choice is a popular hiking spot or not. If it is, pick another one.

 No.228754

>>228712
ANy way to buy ntirogen gas in London, there are websites like adamgas.co.uk but I dont know if their nitrogen containers are good for that job and I also heard you need a license to buy it

 No.228755

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>>227298
I love everything and everyone, that's why I want to die, because even when I am OK there are niggers who are retarted and that's super sad.

 No.228756

i can’t find legit suicide tips and it frustrates me a lot

 No.228757

>>228756
Have you tried "lost all hope . com"?

 No.228758

>>228757
they keep insisting i should live on

 No.228759

>>228758
Well, the ones that know how to do it right aren't here anymore, but there's everything you can think of on the deep web. Unfortunately I don't know about the specific sites for that intent, but if you dig enough you can find it. Have you tried/thought about it?

 No.228760

>>228754
is 50 litres good neough? thats all I can find. Please can somebody give me some advice (or can you guys tell me other more active forums that isnt sanctionedsuicide)

 No.228761

>>228756
Why do you need "tips"? Just analyze and re-analyze and re-re-analyze the web of logic surrounding every single method you have access to while being especially paranoid during the mental simulations, and go with the one that is most applicable to your circumstances. That is of course if you genuinely want to die, and not be given excuses to validate your weakness of will or use fantasies of suicide as escapism.

 No.228766

OK, so here's my latest suicide plan:
>Wait till it's winter
>Go to a nearby forest
>Undress
>Drink SN
>freeze to death if anything goes wrong (e.g. if I partially puke it out)
Seems pretty much foolproof to me. Thoughts?

 No.228768

>>228766
What temperature is enough to freeze?

 No.228770

I just checked the availability of SN in my counrty. I found a website where you can order 1 kg of NaNO2 for for about 10€. They need and ID card number for completing the order. Is SN really that cheap and easy to acquire?

 No.228774

>>228770
Damn, costed me 30€ for 150g from russia, i got cucked grrrr

 No.228775

>>228761
Why do these people act like there aren't a handful of reliable methods already available?
They anger me and i would happily slay them myself for this fake ignorance
A fake suicider attentionposter vigilante, if you will

 No.228783

>>228759
i tried my brain is too retarded. i don’t understand any of those i don’t think they’re telling what to really wanna know.

 No.228784

>>228761
no im retarded i dont think theyre telling what you really wanna know also why are you all even here why am any of us are even alive even bother making a thread about suicide if ask me i wouldn’t know im retarded

 No.228785

>>228775
im not asking for attention im just retarded million of reasons to get angry at wizchan everyone is your enemy im retarded

 No.228787

im retarded

 No.228789

now your all trying not to kill me wizchan 2020

 No.228792

u don’t wanna kill yourself but i do everyone is against me on it normgroids everywhere i knew it was all huge big larp i knew it

 No.228793

>>228787
>>228791
Blame the Demiurge.

 No.228798

>>228793
Ah demiurgeposter, you are back after a long slumber

 No.228799

>>228798
i successful summon him

 No.228802

>>228799
You do that by smearing shit all over your walls?

 No.228803

>>228792
Calm down man. Everything's going to be O.K.

 No.228805

>>228760
why is no one answering :C

 No.228811

>>228805
There was /suicide board on 8ch.net, but it doesen't exist anymore, it has killed itself.

 No.228828

>>228811
>>228760
>>228754
>>228712
Ok so I dont know about nitrogen, how about SN, I only found one website and it only sells to companies, not people. If any britbongs here know of a place that sells SN to people (not just companies/colleges/labs) tell me

 No.228855

Is 98% pure helium good enough to "go to sleep" with? or does it have to be 100%

(also do I have to use that weird flowmeter with those party balloon stuff or nah?)

 No.228866

>>228855
I wouldn't risk it. Just get nitrogen or argon.

 No.228874

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I'm against suicide by cop for moral and practical reasons, but sometimes it sounds like a nice way to go.
>Courtney Topic was 22 years old. She worked as a teacher’s aide. Her mother says she was “a loving, caring, honest, genuine, gentle soul” who was “beautiful, intelligent, sweet, quirky, creative, [and] quick-witted”.

Someone reported Courtney walking around with a kitchen knife. She was described as “zombie-like” by an observer, talking out loud to no one in particular. Cell phone video of the incident shows Courtney as non-hostile in all respects other than holding the large knife; she was also holding a soda and sipping on it.

Police arrived, lights flashing and sirens blaring, yelling at Courtney to drop the knife. Courtney did not respond to their commands. She managed to say, “Leave me alone,” but quickly became more and more overwhelmed.

Police used a Taser and pepper spray on Courtney. The Taser misfired; the pepper spray hit. Disoriented, she dropped her cup and stumbled away, in the direction of the road and toward a policeman with his gun raised. The man fired a single shot into her chest.
She died at the scene, only 41 seconds after police first arrived.
A witness noted, “There were four or five officers basically running towards her and she was trying to run away and the copper just shot her in the stomach. She was surrounded by all four corners so the only way out was to run towards a cop anyway, it would have been a hard situation.”

Courtney’s mother believes she might have been having a first episode of schizophrenia at the time, impairing her ability to react to her surroundings even more than her autism alone would have.

 No.228880

if I shove a couple of portable BBQ's inside a tent and turn them on, would the CO kill me? I heard a news story of some family taking a portable bbq with them for warmth and they went unconscious + their daughter died

 No.228914

File: 1600468132355.jpeg (35.42 KB, 600x256, 75:32, shotgun chokes.jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

>>226293
Would it be a bad idea to try to kill yourself with a shotgun that has a fixed choke barrel? If I use a slug, I don't want to the slug to get fucked up before entering my skull.

 No.228918

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>>226293
If you shoot yourself with a shotgun, is it better to shoot yourself in the mouth or do it the Shuaiby way?

 No.228920

>>228914
Is this a running gag?

>>227030
>The choke modifies the spread pattern of the shot in-flight; irrelevant if you're shooting yourself point blank. All options are lethal at just a few inches from your brain stem

 No.228922

>>228920
<Is this a running gag?
No brother, every wizard in existence is just dying to know how an arrow should be designed with specifications down to the 0.01mm and the precise chemical reactions needed to create a myriad of lethal poisons, so he may the coat the arrow in them and launch it into the sky and have it enter through his skull and leave through his balls while the poisons turn him into toxic sludge within a heartbeat for an estimated 491.36% ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED death! Though you must take it into account that he does not have access to wood, so the arrow will have to be made of spit, duct tape and mandarin peels.

 No.228923

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Is it true that police check internet history? This prospect is terrifying.

 No.228924

>>228918
That was not the average shotgun but a very expensive one

 No.228926

>>228924
I'm a richfag and can afford it. Is it worth getting or should I go with a cheaper one?

 No.228930

>>228926
Why wouldn't you go all out? It's like a prisoner's last meal.

 No.228949

Psych warded again.. So done with this bs.

 No.228950

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am I the only one here whose main suicide feel is because i have a rough,vulgar face and not a pretty face?
I dont even want to attract succucbi with it i just want to look a pretty youth when I see in the mirror

 No.228951

>>228922
I'm not suicidal right now but I would really love to pull this off. You are giving me the inspiration I needed. Imagine a wizard would do this on cam. It would be spectacular. If there was a book about the most creative forms of suicide this could right at the top ten. When I'm old enough in a few decades I'll try to remember this. I mean, I t gas to be done.

 No.228952

>>228950
yeah, you're the only one that dumb here
get rid of mirrors - problem solved

 No.228953

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>>228950
>i just want to look a pretty youth when I see in the mirror
Don't lie to yourself, you want that psychic powers.

 No.228954

>>228950
Opposite case for me. Face is not pretty but it looks young, innocent, boring and like from a soyboy I guess for a lack of a better description in english words. I want my face to look like as if I would have lived for decades on a lonely island as a emerit who is at fresh air all day fighting for his survival, killing bears and interacting with nature to build his house and have a warm place. I want the face of someone who went through real struggle like war and conflict and death, not the bullshit struggle my life consisted of like mental and psychological agony, anxiety and all the other bullshit first world problems.

 No.228961

>>228689
that actually is all there is, just already made into one pic. these are usually 6 slides

 No.228968

>>228954
May I suggest a regimen of fasting ,cold showers and calisthenics?

 No.228969

>>228953
What is this?

 No.228972

>>228968
Not him, but how long to fast and what to eat after?

 No.228974

>>228926
At point blank it literally wont make a difference, except maybe how easy it is to hold/pull the trigger. If you're that worried you can open up the shell and add more gunpowder to give the slug (don't use shot) even more kinetic energy, but it's really not necessary.

 No.229000

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>>228969
It's confirmation of mahou shoujo concept, basically if you are not 14 years old succubus anymore you should kill yourself.

 No.229001

>>229000
>first menstruation at 15
Sounds like a medical problem, probably dead at 20.

 No.229037

>>229000
Can you link the PDF??

 No.229042


 No.229044

>>227181
That's not true, no one of my schizophrenic friends who attempted suicide "by impulse" has died. Jumping from random window isn't enough.
>I'm gonna kill myself in 3.5 weeks after I study for it all day.
That's how it actually happens in real life.

 No.229045

>>229044
Yeah, that guy is cluless. Even on wizchan the only comfirmed suicide we had was a carefully planned one.

 No.229048

>>229045
well yeah, successful suicides tend to be planned but on wizchan, there's the weird tendency for people to actively shit on anyone who expresses interest in suicide as a larper.

 No.229061

>>229048
Because it doesn't change, that "interest" almost never goes any further. Year after year after year it's the exact same posts, exact same excuses, exact same bullshit methods that are rarely distinguishable from shitposts. There are more guides and tutorials for suicide available for free than one could go through in a standard lifespan, and yet whether it's 2015 or 2020, there's still imbeciles like >>228918 who treat this like it's google or posts like >>228949 that belong on /dep/crawl. Round and round the planet spins, nothing ever changing.

 No.229062

>>229061
But it is google.

 No.229068

>>229061
Well, we have only one confirmed suicide, right? There may be multiple unconfirmed ones. Someone who got proper advice in this thread, made plans, didn't leave a post and killed himself successfully. Not everyone wants to spend his last moments on wizchan and say where he is irl like the dutch guy. Not everyone wants his last mark on this world be a post on wizchan.

 No.229069

>>226913
idk if you're talking about something specific like depression, but when I was a teen I was almost 300 pounds and my back and neck hurt all the time. But these days my back pain isn't as bad, probably since I don't have to deal with the stresses of going to school and interacting with borderline retarded teachers and dipshit kids

 No.229110

>>228923
Yea, perhaps get a vpn/TOR (and tails, look how how to install tails it has tor automatically on, although with tor you can't go on your accounts) and without a vpn/tor, use the internet but look up tame stuff to make your internet history seem tame

 No.229114

>>228923
Yes, all of it, including posts, emals, and IM on any service. They don't need a warrant either, the warrant is only for when they are about to make the arrest.

 No.229120

>>229068
How do you plan on spending your last moments?

 No.229121

>>229120
What time period? If it's the day of the suicide, I'll eat my favourite food, watch my favorite tv show, play my favorite game etc. If it's the last moments as in minutes, I'll put on earphones and listen to my favorite music that evokes the most positive emotions.
I'm not planning on offing myself any time soon though. My bucket list is still full.

 No.229122

>>229120
Will probably put a few things in order with regard to money matters, have a little cry and then do it.

 No.229124

>>229120
Every moment is the last moment.
This is the what you get in your brain where you pass life in a constant expectation for unwilling death

best wishes, fellow wizards

 No.229144

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I'm thinking about trying to get off my autismbux. If I had to work again it might be a good catalyst to finally snap and kill myself. I haven't worked in many years. I could try to find a stressful office job again. Office life was so miserable, even though my actual job was enjoyable.
>Banking analyst Yulia Gokcedag found hanged in Isle of Dogs flat with her drowned son, 7
The devastated husband of a cancer patient who is suspected of killing their son before hanging herself said last night that she had suffered from anxiety and should not be demonised.

Mehmet Gokcedag’s wife, Yulia, 35, is thought to have killed herself after drowning their seven-year-old son, Timur, in the family’s flat on the Isle of Dogs, east London. They were found on August 13.
Mr Gokcedag, an investment banker, said that his wife, who had breast cancer, suffered from anxiety worsened by delays to her chemotherapy caused by the lockdown.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/mother-and-son-found-dead-in-east-london-flat-95392jb7n

 No.229145

>>229144
What a tragedy.

 No.229157

amlodipine + beer
?

 No.229161

Damn if i'm this miserable being young imagine being old

I swear i worked voluntary "forced my parents' at hospitals and nursing homes being old is fuckin miserable all they know is death and sickness most of them are suicidal

 No.229163

>>229144
>I'm thinking about trying to get off my autismbux.
not a good idea
>If I had to work again it might be a good catalyst to finally snap and kill myself
this won't happen, you'll just be more miserable and now without any safety nets

if your only reason to get a job is boredom and restlessness you may as well end it now

 No.229214

What do you guys think of Nembutal? Does anyone know a reliable source to buy it?

 No.229225

was trying to get SN but I heard that it's really painful, even if you take those tablets to prevent vomiting, that true?

 No.229226

https://www.change.org/p/federal-bureau-of-investigation-shut-down-evil-suicide-assisted-website-sanctioned-suicide

I really hate these people, I can't explain this hatred but it get's on my fucking nerves. These stupid dogs dont care about what the person (in the SS websites) go through, they dont care if they're going to become homeless, or are inferior to others and were never meant to be alive, they just want them to be alive. These dogs caused SS to become worse as well. I fucking hate pro-lifers, anti-suiciders and anti-eugenicists, they cause suffering for the average person, only blaming suicide on "depwession" as if thats the only reason since they're so fucking privileged they never comprehend people not wanting to be poor, etc. I fucking hope they're all killed and raped, I fucking hate them and I hate God too, god fucking dammit

 No.229227

>>229226
The longer you are alive, the more time you have until you give in and become a taxpaying NPC just like them :))

 No.229228

>>229226
Do some school shootings, prove to them that your suicide be much better for them than some fake empathy.

 No.229229

>>229226
>They have crabs running this group, along with cult members involved with pedophilia and possible trafficking. They have been involved with members targeting succubi in particular and persuading them to meet with him so he could kill them so “their families won’t hate them for killing themselves”.
Wow, really?!? I knew about the in.cel connection, but not the rest of this.

 No.229232

>>229229
I heard about that but never knew if it was true or not, although I dont like SS since they became worse after something similar to that happened a year ago

 No.229234

>>229227
I also had the feeling about not being in an error by NEETing, despite my chances of future

 No.229253

>>229252
Most school shooters were bullies to begin with. Columbine shitheads were both Chads.

 No.229256

>>229253
That's not true,they were outcasts,Dylan Klebold is particular was a psychopath that brought Eric Harris with him.

Also they were both virgins and died that way too.

 No.229257

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>>229256
yeah because dudes in the pic really wouldn't bully someone who looks like Lanza or even Minassian

 No.229258

>>229256
It is well documented that these twerps were part of popular cliques and had many girlfriends, but clearly you identify with these losers as displayed in your awkward defense of them.

 No.229259

>>226987 I hope for a afterlife, the idea of reincarnation and being able to experience the life that I never could in this one, is so intoxicating.

 No.229265

>>229259
Either that or you'll get reincarnated into a life that's even shittier than this one.

 No.229266

>>229257
these dudes were losers in the 90s, they'd definitely be worse off now with the way things are

 No.229270

>>229157
would 50mg be enough

also i just thought of adding grapefruit juice to this

 No.229307

>>229258
no one buys that shit, one look at them and it's obvious they were outcasts

 No.231688

>>228622
So tell us.

 No.232118

>>227180
>"autistic" succubus
LOL autism in f*m0ids is nothing


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