I'll see if I can dig it up, but is the wizanon who _literally_ wrote the book about how to deal with getting older as a wizard around and willing to post it again?
>old as boomers
I hope to God you're not using that in the meme sense, fucking hell the internet is rotting people's minds.
thanks wiz reading now.>>246561
I mean 60+ as boomers are
Just get some extra strength fent when you turn 65.
‘’This is the way that it goes. In your mid forties you have your first crisis of mortality (death will not ignore me); and ten years later you have your first crisis of age (my body whispers that death is already intrigued by me). But something very interesting happens to you in between.
As the fiftieth birthday approaches, you get that sense that your life is thinning out, and will continue to thin out, until it thins out into nothing. And you sometimes say to yourself; That went a bit quick. That went a bit quick. In certain moods you may want to put it a bit more forcefully. As in: OY!! That went a BIT FUCKING QUICK!!!…. Then fifty comes and goes, and fifty-one, and fifty-two. And life thickens out again. Because there is now an enormous and unsuspected presence within your being, like an undiscovered continent. This is the past.’’ - The Pregnant Widow by Martin Amis
Whew might have to read that book
This is correct. The Human body is not magic. If it fails, it's because a certain number of points of matter are not positioned in a way conducive to life. If you can put it right, using any sufficient method, you can maintain or bring back life. Nanotechnology would be perfect. If we can print integrated circuit parts so much smaller than cells then we can print machines at the scale of cells and viruses. If you could manufacture batteries in a similar way, you could have nanomachines with enough energy to push shit around really precisely by directing lasers. All that nanodust could make my drunk ass undrunk and then drunk again and shoot me some fucking weed.
Magical do-everything technology and the best use you can invent for it is to get yourself permanently poisoned with the gay weed? Maybe we don't deserve it.
Bit too much focus on how to deal with normies but good advice I guess. Especially the teeth thing.