No.277235
>>277233yes they do, and i recommend rehearsing until it feels natural
No.277237
>>277235Dude, there's no way I can do that. I can't fake enthusiasm, I can't even fake laughter or a smile. So I guess im fucked, welp. What sucks is I cant even be a welfare whore because I'm a single white man. I tried to get on social security, since I had an actual legit reason to be on it (I have diagnosed aspergers, and at the time I wasnt able bodied enough to work since I had been attacked nearly to death).
No.277241
>>277233It depends on whoever's interviewing/hiring you, but generally you just have to not come off as a trashy twat.
The reason they love hearing you say you'll cover shifts is because many normgroids in lower positions are very flaky, and sometimes don't even call to let anyone know they won't make it.
If a manager refuses to hire someone because they don't exude pep, that manager probably won't last long at a successful company, and working under them will be hell.
No.277242
>>277233It really depends on the manager. It's so hard to get a job that's there's a lot of survival bias, mysticism, and superstition around the whole interview process. In reality, I've known people who were in the hiring seat who chose or denied people based on the most capricious of whims.
Where does your picture come from?
No.277262
I wonder if childhood was more terrible if wageslaving wouldn't seem so terrible. Why is life structured so it starts off good and progressively gets worse and worse and worse?
No.277278
>>277262Subversion of expections by parents. They give their kids a taste of the good life, playing video games all day, shirking responsibilities with minimal consequence, and being told that the world is a hugbox for them. Then, when they reach 18, it's all snatched away, they're sent to some shit job, hardly any time to themselves, and nobody seems to care about them nearly as much as they did when they were young and adorable. Of course, there's a blurred line to how bad childhood can be before it causes trauma, in which case it follows one for life.
No.277301
>>277298that's how you get a nice big swig of spit in your coffee next time lol
No.277302
I've been daydreaming a lot about living in a cabin or something like a bunker in a forest, while keeping my half-remote office drone job. I have probably enough savings after 6 years of slaving but I'm too retarded to actually pull it off.
No.277303
>>277298I hate how sociopaths record everyone on their smartphones and share it.
No.277304
Getting ready for work. Fucking hell, fucking hell, fucking hell.
No.277314
rip them
No.277322
>>276835Work in a call center, can confirm. Thankfully I get to work from home so I no longer have to be in the same vicinity as the psycho normgaloids that want to constantly pick at me n' shit.
The frustrating thing is that my bosses are micromanaging as fuuuuck and I despise it greatly.
No.277326
>>277298Retailfag here, customers like this are somewhat common actually, it's not just a reddit meme.
No.277328
>>277298The word humiliated at the bottom refers to the retard talking, right? There's no way someone watches this video and think the silent guy with the patience of a saint is the one being humiliated. It has to be the moron holding the phone and babbling incoherently.
No.277329
>>277326Former retailfag here, can confirm. Especially in the telecom industry. When I worked for T-Mobile and Spectrum these fuckos were everywhere
No.277333
Guess which asshat can't call out sick anymore lest he be written up and eventually fired…that's right. It me. This fucking call center has the most asinine attendance policy I have ever dealt with, it's essentially the worst shit ever.
Basically if you call out sick you get an occurrence, rack up enough and you get written up and eventually fired. During the winter and spring months my sinuses make me feel like utter shit and I end up puking…a lot. And having to call out…a lot! As a result I end up having to take a lot of occurrences…and now I'm riding the line between being safe and being fired…fucking hell…
No.277338
>>277333In most first world countries, if you bring in a sick note from the doctor stating you're sick, they can't legally fire you. Every time you get sick for more than a day or two, you should be providing one of them.
Paperwork acts as a legal deterrence.
No.277339
>>277338Doctors' notes can cost several hundred dollars and it's not always the doctor's opinion that we need time off work. You can ask for a note, get charged $150 for it, and all it says is "Mr. Wiz must wear a mask at work for at least 2 weeks"
No.277340
>>277298Holy shit, brutal. Poor Wiz was just trying to get thru yet another shitty shift and he gets hit with this. The jab at the end was real extra too. Customer is a total tool though, wonder what they were trying to get out of this with filming and posting it. Wonder if Wiz could sue for harassment.
No.277341
>>277338I've offered them doctors notes in the past and they never took them. I swear to God, they wouldn't take doctor's notes at all and I'd still be stuck with the occurrences. It's total bullshit.
No.277350
>>277341You take imitative scan them into a pdf file and email it in, a lot of office stuff is about removing any plausible deniability on their part. If you physically hand it to them they can refuse or destroy it. If you get a doctor's sick note, send it in through email to their email address, ring in and say you've sent it and can't come in, in -most- countries they can't fire you over it. They can get rid of you in other ways, like making you redundant, but they can't say "sorry you're sick, you can't work here".
Obviously it's only worth doing for a week or more off and you can't repetitively do it or they'll question your general health.
No.277351
>>277339Doctor's know most sick notes are a grift and don't rock the boat, they literally rubber stamp them because they don't want to be caught out on the 0.001% chance it turns out to be a major cancer or whatever.
No.277352
I've somehow adopted a new mindset where I've accepted "life is suffering, and I will suffer." Paradoxically, after adopting this thought pattern, I hardly ever feel anything while I'm at work, as though I'm closest to an 'auto-pilot' mode than I've ever been.
I await to see how long this effect lasts, but I've been consistently feeling not bad at work for almost a month.
It's almost poetry; I feel good because I don't feel bad, I don't feel bad because I don't care about feeling good.
Does anyone else have their own experience in experimenting with their own mind to cope with the banalities of life?
No.277364
>>277360Used to work at a factory with a bunch of drug addicts.
Quit that job almost instantly, even though I needed the money. That job gave me PTSD for a couple weeks.
No.277368
I swear this job wants me to suffer. There have been opportunities to leave early because of lack of work, and I've been throwing my hat into the ring…only to never get chosen and have to stay the whole ass day while others can leave early with 0 consequence. The worst part is, they use a virtual wheel to decide who gets to leave, and I bet you it's landed on me in the past and they just ignore it and spin again because I don't kiss ass.
This fucking bank I swear to God.
No.277386
>>277360I sincerely relate to this. I should have roped when I was 13. I was a miserable mentally ill mess then, and I’m still a miserable mentally ill mess going into my late 20s. It just keeps getting worse. I’ve constantly been on the edge my whole life and I’m tired. Fuck everyone who don’t have to deal with this. I didn’t ask for this.
No.277408
I love smelling my sweaty balls after a long day of work.
I just cup my balls and smell my hand afterwards. It's so good.
No.277427
>>277381Told me fucking what? I never claimed wageslaving is good in any capacity you dumb nigger.
No.277428
>>277408Not gonna lie, I also really like the smell of my balls.
No.277430
>>277408>>277428Would you guys smell other wizards balls?
No.277431
>>277430Move to Canada
Apply for MAID
No.277432
Truth is that unless you're a filthy nigger balls don't smell that much or my nose is broken idk. Anyway why would you smell your balls it's hilarious.
No.277434
Another opportunity to leave early came up….but not for those who run the closing shift like me. Fucking hell I hate this company.
No.277435
>>277430Nope, I'm only into mine. I'm autosexual.
No.277438
I've browsed through crabs.is threads about work experiences and the posts there are identical to the ones here
No.277439
>>277438You're saying that people who don't enjoy wageslaving who are also celibate by choice, have generally the same outlook on working as those who hate wageslaving but want sex?
No.277500
>>277463how does that make sense. if they're applying for entry level jobs how can they afford such expensive homes
No.277506
>>277500My guess would be that those immigrants are either renting properties more on the outskirts of the city, leveraging huge family units with multiple workers to stay in a 1 or 2 bedroom apartment/condo, or they may also be given housing vouchers, if not free housing altogether.
The first unresearched thought that comes to mind is this looks like a desperate attempt to stave off a housing bubble crash, because unless more housing can freely be built by companies without costs of red tape and rent control prohibiting their construction, in fucking Canada of all places, these prices could stay the same if the supply is squeezed.
The end result is any possibly successful descendants of the immigrants moving somewhere else, where they don't have to share a room with 5 siblings, aunts, and uncles, while the Americanized (Canuckized?) dregs who are content with such abysmal conditions swell in numbers, until the city becomes smothered in slums that used to be middle class housing complexes.
No.277509
I swear working at this hellhole becomes a fucking S L O G when you gotta work like 2-3 hours toward the end of the day with no break until the end of the shift. I hate it so goddamn much.
No.277528
>>277463Canada has exciting destinations like Edmonton or Calgary that immigrants don't go to. Once you embrace Canada's heritage as a cold, desolate, isolated frontierland the world is your oyster. There is more to Canada than Toronto and Montreal. Canada even has the Yukon and the Arctic Ocean you can live next to.
No.277706
As most wizards (and possibly many normalfags) do, I hate my job and most of the people I work with. Lately, I have been thinking about my shitty job and shitty coworkers even when I'm not at work, and it's making me even more miserable than usual. What are some good ways to put work out of my mind when I'm not there?
No.277781
>>274700Very important to read this. Also - Carnegie "How to Win Friends and Influence People". ALL combative normies read these two. Some of the more hardcore ones also know Machiavelli at least in quotes. I confirm this from overheard real life conversations. This is the holy normie triad of psywar, know the enemy.