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 No.43616

>was never the guy
>never drew a dime
>over pushed and has over stayed his welcome
>most hated wrestler of all time
>worst babyface of all time
>worst face of the company
>worst promo skills ever displayed
>was carried by Seth & Dean
>has been fed legit stars like Cena, HHH, Taker, ect. and he still can't get over
>has buried many up and coming talents
>terrible wrestling skills, matches are sleep inducing and predictable
>Brock's personal jobber
>"Sufferin' Succotash"
>his bitch catchphrase is cringe
>only being pushed because of his skin color
>only reason he's employed is because of Dwayne
>even Dwayne couldn't get this loser over
>mark for himself
>his "fans" are either ironic contrarion neckbeards or retarded casuals, soccer moms, or fifth world Pakis.
>he lazily kept his SHIELD theme and look, proving he's stuck in the past
>he's the modern day Luger but if they actually made him the top guy
>is an arrogant, conceited prick who doesn't care about the business
>leeches off his family heritage
>tries to act cool and tough on Twitter but always gets BTFO by everyone
>has one of the weakest looking Spears in history
>devalues every belt, feud, promo, storyline he touches
>took the US and IC belts as a demotion and pouted
>has ruined FOUR WrestleManias in a row
>Cena owned him so hard that Roman was legit mad
> https://youtu.be/36cLMYMrOTk nuff said
>drug addict
>injury prone and always sick
>gives Vince alot of grief to deal with
>always gets sick or hurt at the worst times like the SHIELD reunion
>SHIELD reunion flopped hard because of him
>turned people away in record numbers
>the ratings and attendances dropped to dangerously low numbers with him as top guy
>failed at football
>should be called the little dog
>ugly merchandise
>had to wear contacts to hide his shit brown eyes
>is worshipped like a god in India because he's almost the same shit color as them
>all the old school minds and wrestlers think he's terrible
>has drawn the ire of social media and the rest of the world since day one
>booked way too strong
>the attempts to get him cheered through plants and manipulation is embarrassing
>the attempts to make him sympathetic is laughably bad
>even Vince is tired of him, only HHH seems to be horny for him still

 No.43619

He's gonna main event every Wrestlemania till Vince dies.

 No.43620

>2018
>still watching WWE
Why would you do this to yourself. The product is fucking godawful and unwatchable, good matches here and there do not make up for the abysmal writing and booking. Just watch NJPW or ROH or something.

 No.43621

Not even the Rock could lift the dead weight of his cousin Roman.

 No.43622

>>43620
last NXT PPV was one of the greatest of all time. Meltzer gave a five star rating to 2 matches and NXT is still WWE.

 No.43623

>>43616
WrestleMania 33 was ruined without Roman's help: Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar, Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton, Undertaker breaking kayfabe with his wife. TV ratings in autumn 2017-spring 2018 were not as bad as many considered them to be. The first Backlash after brand split (SmackDown Live exclusive at that time): 7,000 people in attendance. That's abysmal.

What really strikes me is how many kids in attendance still have Cena and Orton merch on. As well as loud pops for them. Both are veterans. And rather than chanting "boring" audience chant "Rusev Day" when he's not even in the match.

 No.43624

>>43620
According to Plebbit, NJPW's booking is way worse than last year. ROH is just leeching off Bullet Club. Impact seems to be on the rise tho.

 No.43625

>>43623
That Undertaker thing pissed me off so goddamn much. The one man who has never broken his character on screen did it, and for fucking what? For a fake retirement that was only meant to put DA BIG DAWG over (and of course failed).

>>43624
NJPW's booking might not be the greatest nowadays but it's still way above and beyond of what WWE shits out, and the matches are generally just as good if not better. Impact will probably never get anywhere near the popularity it used to have at it's peak, it's a dead and tainted brand and it would take many, many years for them to really rebuild if it's even doable.

 No.43626

>>43624
>NJPW's booking is way worse than last year
well, yeah. 2017 njpw was one of their best years, and a lot of people started watching then so they think 2017 quality is going to be every year.

 No.43628

Smarks should have just shut up and let Roman win in 2015 instead of shit chanting, then this experiment wouldn't have gone on for so long.

 No.43629

Any of you wizzies ever been to a wrestling event WWE or other wise? When I was living in Shreveport I saw a few WCW and WWF house shoes and when my family moved to Houston I saw WrestleMania 17, 25 the smackdown after 9/11 and a few more shows. The show is so fucking bad now.

 No.43630

>>43628
Vince would push his favorite big boy regardless of any reactions or lack of thereof, I think this is obvious by now.

 No.45104

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Was siftig through TakeOver screenshots I took and noticed something, googled and found: wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/fans-notice-an-angry-rusev-orders-lana-to-get-out-on-the-nxt-takeover-brooklyn-4-video-screens/

>someone decided to take some screenshots of the video wall that stretches across the Barclays Center and apparently, there are hidden messages.

>Most of it looks like HTML code but if you look closely, you’ll see that one of the lines read, “an angry Rusev orders Lana to get out.”
>the line comes from a YouTube video description from 2015 that reads: “An angry Rusev orders Lana to get out of the locker room area following his loss to U.S. Champion.”

"Payback 2015 results" (where Rusev had I Quit match) was seen too.

 No.45339

Roman is so unpopular the finish for tonight pay pet view was 4 other guys climb the cage and then Brock comes out and beats everyone up.

 No.45340

>>45339
$9.99 a month is $10 too much to watch WWE these days.

 No.45496

RAW 25 got all attention, SmackDownLive 1000th episode so far got it far less. 205 Live will have 100th episode very soon but no one cares. I noticed that when RAW superstars went to charity meeting they presented kids with Universal Title. Fair. Then when Daniel Bryan, R-Truth and Charlotte went there they presented Universal Championship as well. Even though they are not from RAW. Previously they presented either both or WWE Championship only. Hell in a Cell color, WWE Championship being the most prestigious in WWE mentioned by AJ Styles and Paige as if they noticed that everyone had noticed it not being in PPV main events.

WWE Universal Championship named after WWE Universe. World title is called Universal. I don't like the name.

 No.45899

I actually cried during this last RAW. My prayers to Roman.

 No.45907

>>45899
What happened?

 No.45908

>>45907
he has cancer

 No.45910

>>45908
Oh shit.
I never liked him as a wrestler but still he is a good dude and I really wish him well. That is actually pretty sad. Sometimes you forget that these titans of athleticism and entertainment are still only human and effected by devastating yet "normal" shit like cancer.

 No.45918

>>45908
>>45910
It's not just cancer. It's fucking leukemia, one of the deadliest types of cancer out there, and the fact that it's RETURNING is very, very bad news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSSLHiWpe0k

I don't follow WWE all that much anymore but this was legit heartbreaking.

 No.46619

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I think in addition to Tribute to the Troops I'll watch The New Day's 2018 Pancake Powered Year-End Super Spectacular this week.

 No.46633

>>46619
Rock Star Spud was great in TNA. He was the perfect little whiny bitch heel, paired well with Grado.

WWE put him with 2 mystery meats and never let him do anything. He got buried harder than Paige's latest dildo.

 No.46652

>>46633
Rumors that the mechanism didn't work and he pissed himself naturally live in front of the thousands of people and cameras in that position still amaze me.

 No.47831

>>46633
At least now he's focused on being the GM of one of the best brands in WWE, albeit some of his top guys are being drafted to Raw & Smackdown live.

 No.48306

>>43620
Honestly, I'll never stop watching ROH (Dalton just turned, by gawd, and Silas… waiting for Cody to return) but if I had free access to watching WWE again I probably would.

Free CONVENIENT that is. I know I can watch free streams but it's too much bother. Only if my mom was buying a cable plan that included it and I could watch it on her TV and lie on a couch and maybe get my bro to come watch it with me.

 No.48312

Make the switch to AEW

 No.48314

BBDWTS

 No.48322

>>48312
I'm not supporting Jim Cornette on everything but that battle royal was abysmal goofy shit for the serious opportunity.

 No.48643

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>>47831
Based champ.

 No.48863

I have just watched NEW Extreme I'VE from New European Championship Wrestling on FightBox H TV channel. Russian commentators are the worst.

Exposing the business: "of course it's theatricalized but injuries occur as well and _insert wrestler's name_ decided to walk away", "look the part of the ring is caving in like it's a springboard".

Fail at naming: "warrior" was translated as "barbarian" and then the commentator himself said that it was inaccurate, "Hellvetic Warrior. In a friendly way let's call him simply Hellvetic". English shortened him as Warrior but it's not about that. "In a friendly way" is not for such genre.

Ring announcer and wrestlers on the mic were silenced. That's what happens when you hire outsiders to announce pro wrestling.

 No.48864

>>48863
*NEW Extreme IV, FightBox HD, English commentators.

 No.49812

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205 Live is about to merge with NXT per Triple H. I liked the show. More likely I'll watch Cruiserweight Classics and old Monday Night Raw in its place. I'm still in 1993.

Worlds Collide will happen during Royal Rumble week. I watched previous ones because of the main roster and 205 roster involved. If no main roster involved I can not watch it or I can watch it because of tradition of watching the previous ones. TakeOvers but not UK TakeOvers and weekly NXTs are still to be watched. I'll watch NXT's third episode on USA Network and AEW first episode just for the historic moment. Not sure about first and second episodes of NXT.

NWA weekly series debut is on the way too but I'll pass.

 No.49912

>>49812
I got the feeling of different interpretations being possible due to NXT UK being mentioned too and they wouldn't be merged. Still the danger was real due to ambiguity.

https://twitter.com/AlexM_talkSPORT/status/1173632987893813253

 No.50502

Just watch AEW, it's so good.

 No.50577

>>50502
That show is fucking cancer and a complete disgrace to professional wrestling. I'll stick to NWA Power.



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