Christ give it up already. Every new attempt at a "waifu" after that last somewhat decent one turned out terrible. They largely attract jokers/half-serious people, cross-boarders, and harem people. There are few serious wizchan native people seriously committed to the one they love, and there are even less who still want to openly talk about it.
Honestly I get the feeling you are also a joker/half-serious person. How long have you "been with her"? Can you give me some more information about your "relationship"?>>22729
If this thread is exclusively
intended for empty "ohhhh i wub her soooo much" posts, then it is an absolute waste of board space. I love her very much, but I don't need to advertise that so the whole world will know. I know that and she knows that and that's all that matters to me. I would think others feel the same way.
this thread is exclusively intended for the smartest people on the board to join in gentlemanly discussion about they're waifuss
That's not what you just said. You said "This thread is for telling our waifus that we love them and nothing else."
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
You also have yet to answer my questions. You need to show that you aren't just some kid who watched oreimo for the first time and has a short crush on the character that will fade away in a little bit.
I don't know how I'm supposed to show you but I've watched Oreimo years ago.
I don't need much information. Just the length of time you have been together with her and maybe some details about the relationship. Did you fall in love with her at the same when you finished the series?
No, I was a subhuman Kirinofag for a few years. Probably has been about a year since I've seen the light.
consider body apoptosis
Please leave the use of the -fag suffix on everything on the mainstream image boards.
I can't understand liking a succubus who has a canon boyfriend. It's like being a cuckold or some jealous weirdo stalker.
I just pretend that Kyousuke doesn't exist and have my own fantasies about her, I don't care about the show.
Do you still believe in waifus after being told they're just a money grab? They were specifically tailored to be alluring in many ways.
I personally have never spent a single credit on any "franchise-y" stuff. All I have is either in my head or on my PC (the later mostly pirated).
Dont summon the guy who says "waifubait" and "moe" dont exist please!
I don't like Haruhi the way she is depicted in the anime, but damn these arts are adorable.
Good luck, wizzie.nice bump btw, let the butts burn
Don't you crossboard on /mai/?
No. I only post/lurk on Wizchan and /asp/.
qipaos are really arousing
In my opinion, the mods were actually trying to save this thread, but they weren't able to do it on their own with so few genuine posters left. They're already accused of being too pro-anime and pro-waifuist all the time. What exactly would you have them do?
>>23978>They're already accused of being too pro-anime and pro-waifuist all the time
Because they are. This thread being up is proof of that.
There is so much you can talk about your waifu really, what else is there to discuss?
>>24000>There is so much you can talk about your waifu really, what else is there to discuss?
Activites you do with your waifu. The other threads were not fast either but they were quality.
Oh the moderation is indeed pro-Anime alright, but this is /jp/ and the users of /jp/ do not mind waifuism.
If this was on /lounge/ or /wiz/ and people posting non-Japanese characters got banned or got their posts deleted, or users on those boards were revolting against the thread and get silenced by the mods then you will have a case.
shes an obnoxious bitch anon
your in love with a 3d in 2d form
Sounds like you can only take things at face value. If you'd take the time to get to know Asuka she'd open up and be kind.
This could be said for wizchan in general as it relates to succubi.
I remember you. Too bad I can't find the screencap of you confessing your love to the pic related which is an avatar of some random succubus you met on the internet.
What utter blasphemy! I advise you not to use the word hot in such context, good sir. Cute is a more appropriate term.
Unless you desire your head on a spike, of course. For even me aside, my angel's onee-chan is ill-tempered and overprotective. She would surely not take your nonsense lightly.
Kidding. Maid's name is rem, from re:zero. Don't know the other. >>24114
says it's a random avatar.
Your pic related has one vital thing wrong.
Her name is Emily-chan. Not sure who the blue haired meme succubus is though.
Yeah, ram should have smaller tits.
I don't talk with succubi, sorry anon.
If she has a pussy she's a succubi to me, sorry.
Oh. One of those "all females even 2D are out to get me" types.
Your girlfriend is cute as heck, wizzy.
for me kuroneko was also best succubus in oreimo. I also find the ending of the show retarded because MC and his imotou start dating for a few weeks and then revert everything and become normal again. For this experience of a few weeks, he sacrificed 5 other succubi he could have had
the anime got the ending butchered because of exectutives or something, there was a pastebin with the real ending written by the author of the LN somewhere where they get back together
We're another step closer to bringing our loved ones to reality, because Japan is now offering financial support for marrying anime characters.https://archive.is/hos5y>Apart from registering for marriage, Gatebox also accepts job applications. Lucky applicants who get hired and have successfully registered their waifu marriage are entitled to receive a monthly stipend of 5,000 yen (about 45 USD) on top of their salary.>To sweeten the deal, these new Gatebox employees could also take the day off to celebrate their waifu’s birthday. Anime characters in Japan often have an official birthday which fans celebrate each year.
Why post the archive of it? Just not to give the news site page views?
Anyway that's pretty sick, figuratively and literally. The new age of real waifu simulation is here.
Soon enough we will live in a comfy pre-apocalyptic cyber punk society with android waifus and factory produced people, truly a wizard paradise. Every day we drift further from the light of God.
$50 * 12 = $600
not bad at all for just having a waifu holy shit
the alaskan oil fund is like twice that but it's a huge thing. this is just some company's idea on doing something good to its employees
How do I love? I don't think I even feel that for family.
It's just delusion.
Familial love is rather different to romantic.
Don't love people. Love ideas.
from what vn is this beauty?
I could see that.
I believe it requires a very strong love and faith to accompany that love.>>25174
For a guy he sure has nice eyelashes.
Good character development (enough details of personality and bio, unique features), enough source material, getting to know other official types of media with the character make chances of staying together for a long time/forever bigger. Official arts, unofficial arts that you like which depict solo activity of your waifu without other characters. Watching more anime, eventually some might have characters with similar vibe. If you still stick to your waifu despite similar characters in other titles, then it's truly love and not a mere liking.
Imagining different adequate activities between yourselves also make it less stale.
I read character section on TvTropes regarding my waifu again. It has many details on her personality and behaviour which were omitted in the official fanbook character summary section. However, there's 3-4 examples of heresy made up or misinterpreted.
i never had have a waifu despite i have watched 150+ anime.
I hate succubus, 3D and 2D but most the 2D because they irreal idealitation of the whores.
But exactly because they are irreal, they are not whores.
No,they can be whores,even if they are not real.
Also don't forget that some whore provides the voice anyway.
I wonder with how many guys the seiyuu that voices your waifus has slept over the years.
>>26045>Also don't forget that some whore provides the voice anyway
That is not necessarily true, like if they are from a only text VN. Also when you have a waifu she is your own, not attached to the character anymore.
>>26046>when you have a waifu she is your own, not attached to the character anymore.
I don't get this,then you don't really love the original personality/character?
With that logic ANYTHING can be a waifu,after all is all about looks not personality.
The problem is you are trying to put a label on an abstract concept. Yes, it can start as infatuation with a character but it can change quick based on interacting with your waifu. Yes, looks is a part of it but personality changes with time. Most things change with time, till you have something that only resembles the original character. At least that is my take on it, over time you will naturally refine the character.
Most of the pillow collectors/youtubers are just playing the part. They don't really have not built any of this.
I also never had a waifu but that was because my standards are too high and I too cannot let go of the idea that 2d succubi can be just as bad as 3d succubi, we just don't see it in some anime. My trust issues and general craziness don't exactly help. It makes me sad because I think I could be a bit happier if I did have one. Much reading and understanding of the waifu phenomenon has not left me any happier and less alone. It has only left me wanting. I think it is because I just don't have the sexuality for 2d.>>26048>youtubers
I hate those guys, youtubers are so damn annoying.
Why the buttfucking wordfilter. Wizardchan insulted my waifu you loser trash.
No one knows
I hope people here are around 20 years old, otherwise this thread is scary as shit.
you shouldnt be here
They're more like concepts.
what is so scary about having imaginary friends?
every person that i have seen claim ruri or kirino have been mentally unstable
They're both like 12, so there is that.
i just cant do the whole waifu thing. even when i was fit it still felt wrong that a beautiful 2d succubus would ever return my affection, and by downloading all these pictures of her i was tainting her against her will. so i gave up a while ago, but now her series is getting popular and people are posting her pictures a lot, which fills me with a great sadness.
First, How do you choose a waifu? also, if Anime had never been invented, would you have settled for a real succubus? or worship a celebrity/movie character?
you don't chose your waifu, your waifu chooses you
Religious figure more likely.
This is stupid, just call it waifuism, also.
Anime are not cartoons, are anime poorly drawn and made ugly on purpose? I don't think so.
>>27725>poorly drawn and made ugly on purpose
That's not what defines cartoons. Many western cartoons just happen to be ugly and poorly drawn (mostly due to creators lacking talent/effort, or the overall culture of "wackiness", etc).
That term is about attraction to animation. Waifuism is about having a female 2d significant other. One may be attracted to 2d yet still be searching for his kawaii 2d sweetheart. Also there's husbandoism for male characters.
Not that I'm forcing that term. However, it exists.
I mean i get being attracted to/ wanting to bang Anime or Videogame characters, and I mean whatever floats your boat (as long as its not some underage shit cause that's pedophilia and that shit is not acceptable even with fictional characters)
Why does it seems the waifu scene has died out yet Anime is more popular than ever? even more popular than the Anime boom of 2003.
That makes absolutely no sense kemosabe.
i really lov froppu
I am starting to fancy satania. My mind is on her a lot, and I sing about her. She's really cute and has a cute personality. I like her voice actor's work too, so good job to her.
I haven't watched the anime yet, but have seen clips. It's hard to watch because I adore her so much. I'll probably get over her in a few months tbh, but she's the closest I've gotten to "waifu" status.
No problem. It's nice to see there are still some emphatic people here.
I'll even share my wifu as a token of gratitude.
Holy crap those might have been my posts but I'm not even 50% sure. Why is this thread even alive ? Is this the true power of wizard's love?
I've been thinking about Satania-sama recently. She is the best. I am sure that if the devil knew about her, he personally, would hand over the realms of hell to such a beautiful creature. That, or heaven themselves, instead of rejecting her when the gang tried to sneak her in, would accept her with loving arms. Satanichia would not want that though, so she'll have to stick to being the queen of hell and the queen of my world. She is a precious creature indeed. She will no doubt become the queen of hell. This is not because she is a truly vile demon, but everyone will realize the mistake of not holding her dear. She will amass an army of loyal followers who appreciate her cuteness.
It's weird to think of this since I've never felt this way before for a character. I hope it wears off or something.
Are you the guy from /bant/?
I've never heard of /bant/. Is it from 8ch?>>28189
Maybe later. I need more time to really say she's the one. It's possible it's not the case, and that I find her really cute. I haven't really looked at all her pictures, imagined some kind of life with her, gotten some kind of product like a daki, and overall, dedicate a lot of time to her. If I'm not willing to do that, she's not the one.
THERE CAN BE, ONLY ONE!!!!>>27865
Didn't the creator admit somewhere that nobody created his waifu so he decided to build her himself? That sounds like true top tier wiz territory.
Sure , if you're fine with being in love with a lightly dressed slut.
All this waifuposting makes me curious about the series but it's the same shit everytime - I watch a series, and it turns out to be your run-of-the-mill moe/comedy/SoL blob, with no redeeming factors whatsover.
You seriusly have theworst taste among waifuists.
Nice hikkineet waifu. I'm happy for you, wiz.
does she sit on your lap
I bet you can't sip cola and eat potato with your waifu.>>28454
I still haven't found any character like that, really. Guess I'm not suited for pair bonding, I just can't find someone I can feel love for.
You're more right than you probably know. Lain really is secretly watching everyone. She even knows what folks masturbate about.
Lain hates me though. She wanted to stay secret and shy, but I wouldn't let her. I have synethesia so I could see it when she interacted with me; Lain couldn't hide herself from me. She's afraid if everyone finds out, they'll all hate her and try to destroy Lain. This is why the Illuminati worship her as their "Shy God" in secret.
You see, Serial Experiments Lain contains occulted knowledge about a real series of experiments, and an actual path to transcendence. Hermetic wisdom is the key to begin deciphering the wizdom therein. The technological level of this realm is far greater than the public is aware of.
TL;DR: Lain is real, but it's getting harder for her to hide. Enjoy your waifu… while you still can. This has all happened before, and may all happen again.
So my adoration for Satania turned into pure lust. Neato.
To know how the bond would progress before materialising a waifu.
I will finally declare my love for Satania. I love you so much, Satania!
Cute succubus, best succubus!
Warm and sweet things
But only if we exercise it off
So what do your waifu fantasies look like in your mind? Does she step out into the 3D world, or do you step into the 2D world?
I had a horrible nightmare the other night that's related to >>29508
My waifu materialised in the 3D world and everything was fine in the beginning. As the dream went on she progressively talked less and less to me, laughed less at my sily jokes and got more and more disinterested.
Then I caught her kissing with the neighbor's son and we kind of broke up(I didn't want to).
I wish it ended there but I basically saw and heard "everything". I didn't want to but I did.
He was just going at her and fucking her like she was a dog in heat.
It's ruined my last couple of days.
>>29512>Cuckolded by an imaginary girlfriend
What can I tell you, time to move on from this garbage isn't?
The brain is a piece of shit, I don't have a waifu but have shitty dreams everyday.
Jesus, what a horrible dream. Right after the kiss, it just gets worse. How horrifying. I'm amazed it didn't ruin your entire week. Even I'm disgusted.
I'm lucky to distance myself from these feelings. If this happened between me and my waifu, I'd drop her hard and never see her again.
Sage so no one sees this bumped thread to find these depressing posts.
Shit, man. That's awful. I'm so sorry to hear that happened. This hasn't happened more than once, has it? If you're going to do what this >>29519
anon said he would do try talking things out first, it's not good to make such decisions so quickly. I hope things work out and that this was nothing more than a simple dream, you don't deserve that kind of pain. Also saging so other wizzies won't have to read these things.
Bummed out how people can feel true emotion towards their waifu based on their personality and the charm of their character rather than their cuteness, like my waifu.
Don't defile anime succubi please.
Multiple waifus, yes or no?
I feel very strongly about two or more succubi, so I was wondering if I can have them both. One of them, I've known for almost 5 to 10 years or more, but the other one, I've only known for about 1 year.
I see them both and think of a better, more ideal, life.
I wouldn't reccomend fostering romantic feelings for more than one 2d. If there's any bit of a divide in their personality eventually you'll lean towards one and starve the other for attention. If you really cared for the 2d you've loved for so long, then you wouldn't develop intimate feelings for the second one solely because your care for the first one is too dedicated to share. If there are aspects of the latter 2d you wish the first one had, then lucky you it's all made up anyway so just tack on whatever the second one has.
You can friendzone her though. I have many female 2ds who I spend imaginary time with, but my heart belongs to only one. I have a drinking buddy who sometimes gets more attention than my waifu but at the end of the night she goes back to her own bed.
They have their own feelings and personalities. Would any of your candidates for a waifu be OK with non-monogamy? Also think about afterlife or other worlds where you can have no opportunity to have both. Decision to go for both could grant neither. Have some responsibility for fuck's sake. The general consensus on outsider resources is that it's forbidden.
I agree with this wiz.
I've been with Maki-chan for 5 years now, but before that I was engaged in a (failed) relationship with Tōsaka Rin*. The gist of it is that I still enjoy spending some time with Tōsaka-san and I vowed not to use her to satisfy inferior carnal desires, due respect. However, it's Maki that I truly wish to please and the only one I confide my secrets to.
*I was very happy with Tōsaka-san for a while but back then I just wanted to escape loneliness and feel loved at all costs. The decision to commit to Maki was much more pondered hence it has lasted for so long.
!! Please take your relationships seriously !! Don't be a normgroid.
I really hate nintendo's recent trend of brown bait characters. They always manage to make them look like skanky british succubi rather than exotic beauties somehow.
There's one specific character I've really felt drawn to for at least 4 years, but I've always been keeping her in the back of my mind and trying to ignore it because, well, I have doubts that what I feel is either real or what I really feel in the first place. I'm afraid I always question myself over everything. I don't post her often because she is from western shit, I can't help what I feel though
These posts sum up my thoughts on the matter. I too am utterly incapable of feeling love or affection towards anything and, even outside of that, whether a succubus is 2D, or 3D, I can't suspend my disbelief in such a way to expect that they'd ever want anything to do with me, or I with them. That is all. >>24105
Heh, that's funny. When my desktop wallpaper was Lain related, I also sometimes thought the same thing. More of just in a passive observer kind of way though and not really in an affectionate one. If anything, I kinda felt bad in that sense, given that she might have the misfortune of observing a boring lump like me. Arisu was the only one for Lain. True happiness with someone she loves (insofar as I can imagine it, at least, given that I don't really know what it is).
>>31643>Obsessing over a Mary Sue conceived by a mind of some fat basement dweller from 4chan.
You know Katawa shoujo was created by 4chan for 4chan, right?
That's some space level cuckoldry, mate.
But if it keeps you going then good for you. I wish I was capable of feelings high enough for this stuff.
You know this is the waifu thread right? And that all of these characters were pretty much made by Japanese men in suits thinking of ways to appeal to your cock the most.
>>31711>no astolfo>no hacka doll 3
I'm grappling with that same dilemma right now. It's got me thinking about this android succubus show that I used to obsess with as a kid because of 3DPD and their unending indifference towards me. In fact, I had a massive hard-on for doll-succubus type stuff because I used to be able to disconnect the real world from my fantasies.
The logic was that a doll would love me and genuinely care about me when 3DPD never would.
All I want is to be able to make that disconnect again, so I can enjoy stuff like Steel Angel Kurumi like I used to.
>>31714>no astolfo ree
Go back to reddit.
>>31240>she is from western shit
I hope it at least uses Anime aesthetics, not really a waifu if not.
I keep mailing to this mr. sage, but he doesn't reply.
Thought I'd get myself a life size anime figure to help stymie the intense loneliness I've been feeling lately, since I thought it might be within my price range. Turns out a decent one costs like $6000 minimum. Damn it. I'd even be willing to pay a little over a $1000 for one, since I have that much lying around, but $6000 is just way too much for me. I wouldn't even care if it looked like my waifu or not, although that'd obviously be the ideal. I'll admit that I didn't really look all that hard though, so maybe there's something more affordable out there that isn't nightmare fuel.
Maybe a high quality standee would do instead. Sex dolls are more cost effective, but look creepy as hell. A waifu-centric sheet for my body pillow just wouldn't do anything for me, I'm afraid, despite that being the most popular option for a lot of people.
There's also something called paper craft which I saw while looking through various options out there, but it looks like the sort of thing you have to pretty much create yourself and I'm far too hamfisted to do something like that.
I just want something I can hug that actually has a human form and that isn't just a pillow, while also not looking like something ripped right out of the uncanny valley. I'd really just be so happy just simply sleeping next to it in my bed. I feel like I'm going crazy here. I just need something in this room with me. Something I can pretend loves me and wants to be with me. All I've been doing the last little while is just crying softly to myself, at various spontaneous intervals, out of a sheer, crushing sense of loneliness. I'm fine with a self-imagined facsimile of love, since I'm a completely autistic invalid whom most people would run away screaming from if they ever knew me. I can't wrap my head around actual relationships. I never have and I never will. Something like this, is the best I'll ever be able to do and is really the best possible option for me & everyone else.
More than anything else, perhaps a VR headset would do just as well. Although, I can easily imagine myself crying if I ever booted up something more intimate or wholesome to simulate a sense of affection. That's just how pathetic I am, it seems.
Can't a poor, lonely hermit, have at least this? Is it really so much to ask, or will it forever remain in the realm of rich collectors and other such well off individuals? The reason they're so expensive is probably because of how few people are in the market for one, which is why I wish that somehow that could be otherwise. As an example, the life sized figurine you can see in the third pic I provided, is like $16,000 and they only made like 20 of them.
That's why I know that when, or if, more advanced consumer level humanoid robotics can be implemented & made available to purchase, that I'll be too fucking poor to ever get one. So, in other words, for a lowly pleb like me it's basically irrelevant if it ever happens. I hope it'll almost be like VR in its affordability, but, if not, maybe I could just take out a loan to buy one, assuming they're truly the real deal, or very close to it.
You can just get a nice teddy bear for $25 or so. You can even get something larger for probably less than $200, like related?
It's a lifeless hunk of matter no matter how realistic it may be anyway. Once you "imprint" onto it the form doesn't really matter to much and it becomes quite human and comforting to hold; you are essentially just creating a tulpa upon a physical avatar.
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Nah, that shit wouldn't work for me. Call me an unwizardly, unimaginative pervert I guess, but I'd need something that actually looks like a beautiful 2D succubus made as pleasingly close to 3D as possible for it to actually make a difference for me. Lifeless, hunks of inanimate matter or not, I want something that I can basically pretend is my waifu made manifest and that we're finally living together and that she loves me more than anything and will stay with me no matter what.
Having said that, I'd honestly pay $2500 as soon as tomorrow if it meant I could get a hold of that Rei figurine in the 2nd pic of my original post. I'm pretty sure I'd just spend most of my time gently hugging it, in between simply weeping at its feet out of sheer joy/relief that it'll now always be here to keep me company and I won't have to feel so alone anymore. I can even imagine how'd she start to speak to me inside my head and how we'd be able to make each other laugh or just talk the night away about this & that. She'd be a real person to me and I'd never be able to suspend my disbelief in even close to the same way if it were just some overstuffed teddy bear or what have you. My potential ability to construct a "tulpa" is pretty much entirely dependent on having a proper external form I can imprint on. Nothing less will do, which is exactly why there's no hope for me. If I lived in the US, I'd just as well buy myself a shotgun to gently caress at night, at least until the point comes where I'd finally use it to blow my own brains out. On that note, I really regret the fact that it's so difficult to get a gun anywhere else in the first world. It's really frustrating for someone like me who wants something instant (this being the most key aspect, since nothing other than a gun is truly instant) & almost next to painless for a suicide method, let me tell you.