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 No.229176[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/

 No.229179

I hate my family

 No.229181

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 No.229182

>>229179
I hate your family too.

 No.229184

>>229176
Those guys looks pretty well fed for WWI frontline soldiers. Maybe a peace time picture or something.

 No.229185

>>229184
someone should time travel back there and show them videos of what their great grandkids were gonna live with thanks to their "service"

 No.229188

>>229184
British soldiers were actually fed better than British civilians, not sure about France but it may have ben similar for them as well, they had an empire and were not blockaded like Germany was.

 No.229190

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I started a new medication yesterday and I actually feel alright, no anxiety or depression, feel calm and pretty normal for once

 No.229191

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Somebody once told me that something in the juice of apples promotes dreaming. Not sure if this is true.

 No.229193

>>229191
Jesus, Yoshi, you should really cut those snacks.

 No.229195

>>229182
Thanks

 No.229196

my bathroom smells like piss

 No.229204

What do you think of this?

 No.229210

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I began using this scroll function without even realizing it. Didn't use for all these years and now I find myself using it all the time.

 No.229213


 No.229224

>>229210
I still love my scroll wheel. Using a computer without one feels awful to me now because it is so ingrained in my muscle memory.

 No.229225

I just use the up & down and page buttons, spacebar is also good for page down

 No.229228

>>229224
Yeah me too, especially since I have grown accustomed to using the scroll wheel as a single-click button to open something in a new tab.

 No.229235

I quit my housekeeping job today, only the second day. I might not have minded the hard work of cleaning on its own, but that plus the stress was too much. I didn't think it would be so stressful, but they wanted me to do so much and do it perfectly.
I hope I don't get forced to get another job anytime soon.

 No.229237

>>229235
I wish you luck in having a pleasant unemployment while it lasts.

 No.229238

Amazon sent me a free sample of some toothpaste. I wonder if I buy it if it makes them more likely to send me more free stuff. I do need toothpaste

 No.229250

Even though I am unemployed I never feel like I have enough hours in the day, it's stressful as there is so much I want to do.

 No.229256

>>229250
Iktf. I always have a ton of neet projects open, competing with my chores. One short, futile day this spring I got angry and ranted a bunch of crap about how I wish earth days were like 50 hours long and we only needed to sleep like 8 hours for them. But then I realized the problems with that.

For one thing, imagine spending 5x longer in publik skool every day than you did. Or that much longer at work every day. Society in a world of 50-hour days wouldn't allow anyone to have that much evil free time. So it's almost a good thing that days are actually so short.

 No.229258

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Can someone create a new politics containment thread?

 No.229259

>>229258
its funny when crawlguy has his threads stolen from him by Sonic

 No.229369

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 No.229380

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I'm pretty sure my father hates me and the rest of the family at this point.
The way he looks at me, treats me like I'm retarded, the way he verbally destroys my younger brother, how he's more vulgar than ever. I can't believe I'm pushing thirties and family is still all about bullying.

 No.229405

>>229369
Who did Frederick Brennan betray exactly?

 No.229406

>>229405
Wizchan and 8chan.

 No.229409

>>229369
dunno why 8channers trusted cripplekike to begin with. they all should have known what he was.

 No.229428

I want to start writing. Any tips?

 No.229438

>>229428
Congratulations, you already are writing.

 No.229439

>>229428
Describe what happens, don't tell what happens.
Know what you're trying to convey to the audience.
Practice visualization so that you can play out your scenes in your mind and see what they do of their own accord.
Read good authors and analyze what makes them good.

 No.229442

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the local licensed liquor concern employees now recognize me from going there so frequently and i don't like it

 No.229443

>>229442
It doesn't matter and they don't care.
As long as you aren't making a ass of yourself when you go there, and you actually pay them for the liquor they don't think badly of you.
The problem is you personally feel some sort of shame or something in yourself and so you project this on to others. The truth that you need to realize is that other people don't give a shit about you unless you are a active inconvenience or you are actively useful to them at the moment.

 No.229468


 No.229490

posting frequency seems to be quite down lately, these crawl threads are always popular but there's been only 30something posts in three days

what happened?

 No.229491

>>229490
In-cels are invading wizchan

 No.229492

>>229491
Wouldn’t that increase posting frequency?

 No.229498

>>229492
No because it alienates all the true wizards

 No.229576

I was starving today and there were some boxed cheese sticks on top of the bags in the convenience store dumpster, some random 20something succubus wandered over and asked if she could buy me some food

I was just like, do I look like a bum?
she stood there silently for a couple minutes with no comeback and then left

those were some damn good cheese sticks, lemme tell you what
mmph

 No.229577

>>229498
Yeah but crab posting would up the post rate.

 No.229578

I think rotten tomato's ratings are broken.
Every time I check the ratings of something it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the quality of the show or movie.
What the hell is going on. I just want to know if the show/movie is good but when I read the reviews they barely even talk about the things that make a film good or not and instead talk about dumb outside bullshit that has nothing to do with if I will be bored or not when watching.
What the fuck, they are professional reviewers. They are actually payed for this shit and they can't even do the basics of their job. I don't care if it has representation or whatever. I care if it is entertaining and well made.
Guess I have to find independent reviewers I can trust like I did with video games when the industry started rating everything based on its advertising budget rather then how good it was.

 No.229585

>>229576
She noticed you staring at the cheese sticks and assumed you were going to take them from the dump (which you did), that made her feel sorry for you and tried to act kind.
But yeah, I wouldn't completely remove the possibility that the whole thing occurred because you dress like a homeless guy and perhaps(?) smell like garbage as well

 No.229586


 No.229588

>>229585
I actually dress smart and smell like patchouli. It always takes me three hours just to get out of the house.

 No.229590

>>229588
whoa what are you, a faggot?

 No.229591

>>229576
>she stood there silently for a couple minutes with no comeback and then left

Yeah, sure and the audience gave a standing ovation?

 No.229593

>>229588
Yet you still eat from the garbage…

 No.229594

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 No.229595

>>229593
Yes. Now do you see what's funny about it?

 No.229609

Lulua's mum's Atelier has a really strange theme.

 No.229614

>>229609
I mean, I can see parts of it being used in a prog rock track or something.

 No.229617

Often it's bad smell from the corpse but in this case it was different. Female inhabitant of the apartment building I live in was found dead today. She lived alone and had some mental illness (paranoia of burglars, constantly walked with all the documents in her backpack while outside). The corpse was found because the light was on for 3 days and nobody opened the door.

 No.229618

>>229617
How’d she die?

 No.229620

>>229618
I don't know. My mother saw police and then one rescuer went inside her apartment after dealing with the grating on the window.

 No.229632

Could swear we had an exercising thread just a few months ago and now it's gone. I wanted to say I installed an old pull-up bar on my bedroom door and will try to make a routine out of it. I did only 10 pulls and my arms gave up on me. Fucking amazing how my lifestyle has turned my muscles into jelly. Goal is to reach the point I can do 10 one handed pulls on that bar.

 No.229656

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Pepper makes a bowl of canned chicken soup better. I never even thought of doing this before until people who gave me food after taking blood served me soup and gave me pepper.

My dream recall rate has been on the downward for quite a while but of the details I have been remembering, a recurring theme is cats. Friendly cats coming to cuddle with me. I don't know what it means. Also, I've discovered perhaps the trigger to concentrate on to be able to tell when I am dreaming and it is lightswitches; they either do not function or otherwise function improperly in my dreams, need to keep note of that.

The radio part associated with my "Nation's Broadcaster" is heavily biased to the left. Just like every and any random free indie newspaper I ever see when I wander around at night.

 No.229673

>>229498
true wizards arent butthurt about misogyny or whatever counts for in-celposting by the reddit crowd these days

 No.229683

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Does anyone has one of this? What exercises I can do to workout the whole body with it? I'm sure there's got be a way to do it.

 No.229684

>>229683
No, none of my door frames were ever compatible.
If I want to do pull ups I have to go all the way to the park and get eaten by bugs.

As for full body work out, look up a beginner calisthenics program that includes use of a pull up bar.

I am more of a squat guy myself, but for the past few months been doing a lot of push ups too.
As for workout threads, do you mean the one on wiz? I think that one is still up.

 No.229685

>>229684
Thanks. Yeah I meant that one. I'm an idiot and looked for it on hob. My memory tricks me again. Oh well, I'll make a post there once I'm a month in into this. We'll see.

 No.229686

>>229683
>workout the whole body
just do pushups, dips, and squats

bodyweight exercises cost literally nothing

 No.229688

for some reason youtube is glitching on me refusing to show video titles, descriptions or go full screen

 No.229689

>>229683
Bodyweight exercises like the others said. Just make sure you have a strong enough door frame i guess.

 No.229692

This wiz is about to become an FBI special agent, no shit. Expect no follow up to this post.

 No.229693

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Has anyone else suspected from a very young age that they were never going to have a girlfriend or any romantic relationship?

It seemed like it was always something that I could never attain in my life.

 No.229694

I didn't suspect it, I knew it, and I chose it

 No.229695

Black magician

 No.229697

>>229693
I did as soon as I figured out that there really wasn't anything a succubus could give me that I wanted that I couldn't get myself.
Add to that all the downsides and I basically was like nope for relationships in general even when young.

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>>229693
Yep, it was just never in the cards nor did it seem like a good idea. In addition to the fact I've always sort of disliked succubi in general and don't like being around them. Guess by norp standards I'd be a genuine misogynist.

 No.229715

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What do you think of nondualism? The idea that “all is one”?

 No.229717

>>229715
It's nothing more than metaphysics, in the bad sense of the word. It sounds good and lofty all that shit but in terms of logic, language, it's gibberish. Case in point – "all is one." What the hell does that even mean? Maybe, ultimately, "all" is indeed "one," however that works, but nobody out there preaching it can logically explain any of it. The subject is so futile, you're better off watching anime instead. At least then you're wasting time on enjoyable fantasy.

 No.229718

i fucking hate coppers.

 No.229721

I very much appreciate police officers and other first responders who make the outside world safe.

 No.229722

>>229721
Cops making the world safe by gunning down anyone who flinches in their presence.

 No.229725

Why won't my hair and beard stop growing? I hate how it's the only one that doesn't stop until we die. The eyebrows know when to stop growing, my eyelashes, my armpit hair, pubic hair, etc. They all reach a point where rhey stop, so why the fuck are my beard and hair growing all the fucking time? It makes me so annoyed that I have to go to a barbershop and cut it every three months or so. This has to be a joke.

 No.229729

>>229725
>doesn't stop until we die
It actually continues to grow for a while after we die. There is no escape. As apes we were destined to be hairy
>go to a barbershop
Come on now, even image-conscious normortals will cut and shave their own heads

 No.229732

>>229729
>It actually continues to grow for a while after we die.
This is an urban legend. It does not. It appears to as the body dries and shrivels up, giving the appearance of longer hair and nails.

 No.229735

>>229717
Thanks, I needed this. You’re right.

 No.229741

>>229718
I prefer silver and gold myself. Coppers are for the poor.

 No.229743

Rip wizzie

 No.229744

>>229741
copper is a useful metal unlike those pieces of shit

 No.229745

>>229743
jesus, how do people get this big?

 No.229746

>>229744
What property does copper possess that silver and gold do not? The only reason copper is used in more practical applications is its abundance.

 No.229748

>>229746
its alloys built civilization and keep it running, you can't alloy your jew gold and silver into the weapons and machine parts that make things possible

 No.229750

>>229745
In my early 20s I would eat to my heart's content all sorts of junk food and other such garbage and still never managed to get past 220lb. It takes a special individual to amass so much weight. Most people must die way before getting that big.

 No.229751

>>229750
Same

>>229745
When I see uber-fats I think the same thing. I guess it's a matter of not caring for long enough, eating to fill the void. It's not as if getting fatter becomes more difficult the fatter you already are. If anything it becomes easier.

 No.229753

>>229744
Silver is literally considered a industrial metal dumbass.
It is essential in hundreds of applications and over all is a great metal when it comes to usefulness.
Gold is universally highly valuable and consistently has been for all of human history.

Stay ignorant poorfag.

 No.229755

>>229753
"considered an industrial metal" doesn't mean ubiquitously useful, something may be "considered an industrial metal" even if its uses are comparatively few
>Gold is universally highly valuable and consistently has been for all of human history.
so was wampum

"valuable" doesn't mean useful, even "highly valuable" doesn't mean useful

 No.229756

>>229755
>Gold is universally highly valuable and consistently has been for all of human history.
>so was wampum
No.

 No.229764

gold is the wampum of the civilized savage

 No.229765

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Is anyone here into herbalism? Seems like a pretty wizardly hobby.

 No.229768

>>229755
You have shown that you don't know what you are talking about.
I guess the reason you are so poor is because you don't have the intelligence to do anything about it.

 No.229769

>>229765
Looks expensive and you have to go outside a lot.

 No.229773

I've been watching this yt channel run by a fan of Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge comics. He's in his late 30s and says he has been reading Disney comics since he was 6 or 7. It's amazing how some people just becomes a fan of something and simply never runs out of interest for the topic. He did a stream once and his house is literally padded with Disney comic books, pretty amazing.
I kind of wish I had such a passion for something.

 No.229775

>>229765
Not for years.
Was really into it years ago but I guess I just got bored with it after awhile.

 No.229785

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>>229765
not really, just google herbalism and you can see it's a really fucking weird hobby, like the primary target demographic seems like modern day hipster witches and astrology etsy-seller succubi

but i like plants and eating them, books on identifying plants, reading about them and so on. here is my guesses for the plants in that picture out of boredom also

 No.229786

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>>229741
Gold is for the mistress — silver for the maid —
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.’
‘Good!’ said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
‘But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all.’

So he made rebellion ’gainst the King his liege,
Camped before his citadel and summoned it to siege.
‘Nay!’ said the cannoneer on the castle wall,
‘But Iron — Cold Iron — shall be master of you all!’

Woe for the Baron and his knights so strong,
When the cruel cannon-balls laid ’em all along;
He was taken prisoner, he was cast in thrall,
And Iron — Cold Iron — was master of it all!

Yet his King spake kindly (ah, how kind a Lord!)
‘What if I release thee now and give thee back thy sword?’
‘Nay!’ said the Baron, ‘mock not at my fall,
For Iron — Cold Iron — is master of men all.’

‘Tears are for the craven, prayers are for the clown —
Halters for the silly neck that cannot keep a crown.’
‘As my loss is grievous, so my hope is small,
For Iron — Cold Iron — must be master of men all!’

Yet his King made answer (few such Kings there be!)
‘Here is Bread and here is Wine — sit and sup with me.
Eat and drink in Mary’s Name, the whiles I do recall
How Iron — Cold Iron — can be master of men all!’

He took the Wine and blessed it. He blessed and brake the Bread.
With His own Hands He served Them, and presently He said:
‘See! These Hands they pierced with nails, outside My city wall,
Show Iron — Cold Iron — to be master of men all.’

‘Wounds are for the desperate, blows are for the strong.
Balm and oil for weary hearts all cut and bruised with wrong.
I forgive thy treason — I redeem thy fall —
For Iron — Cold Iron — must be master of men all!’

‘Crowns are for the valiant — sceptres for the bold!
Thrones and powers for mighty men who dare to take and hold!’
‘Nay!’ said the Baron, kneeling in his hall,
‘But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of men all!
Iron out of Calvary is master of men all!’

 No.229790

She has an interesting theme in Nelke's game as well.

>>229614
I didn't know prog rock sounded like that, interesting.

 No.229800

I've started using twitter and reddit recently and damn is the UI terrible. How the fuck did this shit get so popular? How for example did twitter decide it would be a good idea to have videos play as soon as the page is loaded, but be muted, so that by the time you scroll and see the video you're already part way through the video? Why does the video then automatically mute as soon as you scroll down? Why the fuck is there no way to open some things in a new tab and then when you go back, it just dumps you out somewhere random instead of where you were? Imageboards are just so much more functional than either of these dumpster fires.

 No.229801

>>229800
Designed for mobile users. Reddit less so, but twitter especially.

 No.229802

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>>229800
>I've started using twitter and reddit recently and damn is the UI terrible

They're both jumbled messes.

>How the fuck did this shit get so popular?


The twitter UI was developed by succubi diversity hires and so was reddits probably.

Not only are the UIs shit now, but each platform has progressively gotten worse with age. I've had at least 15 twitter accounts and 20 accounts because they randomly get selected to be permanently suspended. Nothing outside of the mainstream norm is accepted and you will be banned.

Not only is censorship an issue, but everything is highly curated and fake. The front page is reddit is a product of heavy censorship. All the posts and subreddits on the front page are all admin approved, while everything else is actively demoted or put in quarantine. Not only have the admins quarantined subreddits, but admins have forced subreddit owners to censor their subreddit and add new approved moderators suggested by the admins.

 No.229803

i have a habit of eating menthol crystals, it is the minty stuff mixed into gum and candy. while eating skittles i put a menthol crystal in with it, chewed it all, then drank it down with water. if you've never had strong alcohol, well there is an immediate aftertaste and feeling in your throat. for me it's like a wave of disgust going into my belly and i feel sick. anyway, this random menthol+skittles+water concoction produced the exact same feeling, it tasted like fucking alcohol and it was so unexpected. i wasnt ready for it and i vomited all over my desk. really bizarre and sounds fake, i dont really believe it either, ill try it again tomorrow though

 No.229807

>>229803
I don't think your are supposed to just eat those plain.

 No.229808

>>229800
Why are you using those?

 No.229809

I bought a single habanero pepper and the young mexican cashier asked what I wanted with only one. I said I chew 'em, and I promptly did just that. He started freaking out like I just did something insane and the people in line behind me were all just (゜゜) , then I made a smug grin and walked out.

That was a fun time.

 No.229815

>>229809
And then everyone clapped.

 No.229829

Finally have pretty good health insurance from my job.
Hello $4 dollar eye classes, and free check ups.

 No.229830

>>229808
I use twitter for news and reddit for marijuana strain recommendations, local dispensary deals, and to talk about systemic collapse. I have not created an account on twitter yet, maybe that would make it more usable but I doubt it.

 No.229832

>>229830
>I use twitter for news
Oh no…

 No.229834

>>229832
not exclusively of course

 No.229835

>>229830
Smoke Cyanide degenerate.

 No.229841

>>229835
Nothing wrong with it you stupid larping Puritan.

 No.229842

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Have you ever personally experienced a real explosion? Fireworks and engines don't count

 No.229847

>>229842
Depends on what you mean by "personally experienced".

 No.229860

>>229842
my redneck relatives blew up their old car and maybe gasoline barrels or something when i was a really young. it was on their farm and it was a family event and they shot something to cause it. everyone was far enough away so it wasn't dangerous but it was loud and i didn't understand what was going on

 No.229864

>>229860
>shot something to cause it
Tannerite. Fun stuff.

 No.229866

>>229864
Read a story somewhere where some dude made a video shooting the stuff, then the feds used that as a excuse to do a no knock raid on his place to search for illegal explosives, despite tannerite being totally legal, where they then shot and killed him because he was holding a butter knife when they bust down his door.

I won't say anything political. Just thought I mention it since it was fresh on my mind.

 No.229868

>>229815
No, they didn't. If you're trying to mock me, you're doing a piss poor job of it.

 No.229874

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>>229868
He's saying he doesn't believe you.

 No.229877

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>>229693
I've always distrusted females for as long as i can remember.

 No.229889


 No.229891

>>229874
Because his (and probably your) mind is so steeped in years of chanshit he automatically assumes that everyone online is a troll like himself, even when what someone is sharing is well within the realm of credibility. You'd think I claimed that I chewed a whole bag of habaneros and then moonwalked out of the store.

Bottom line: I don't give a damn what you two believe. The fact is, funny moments do happen irl, even if they've never happened for you.

 No.229909

>>229868
>>229891
Nah, you are doing a pretty good job of making a mockery of yourself without my help.

 No.229924

>>229785
Do you have any suggestions for hobbies?

 No.229926

>>229841
It rots the mind and creates zombies.

 No.229929

>>229926
That is what my great great grandma said about tv, lol.
Didn't stop here from watching her stories though.

 No.229940

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>>229909
I'm….making a mockery of myself.

 No.229943

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 No.229950

>>229693
Eh… I could actually get a gf if I wanted to.

 No.229951

>>229950
Sure you can champ.

 No.229955

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>>229951
I've never tried so I can't be completely sure if I will succeed. But for what it's worth, when I was in high school I've been the romantic interest of a few succubi, one went as far as to tell my friend that she liked me so that I could ask her out. Who cares, wizard life is better, don't you think?
succubi are weird, boring, and never made sense to me.

 No.229963

wizchan 2019

 No.229974

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 No.229976

>>229974
It's not bait, there were succubi that were after me in my young years. If it weren't for my wizard nature and convictions I'd be a run of the mill normalfag.

 No.229977

>>229955
>>229976
thataboy
Now run off and play sport.

 No.229980

my lifelong NEET neighbour died today of intestine cancer at 59 years old i kinda envy him.

 No.229982

>>229977
It's not that uncommon idk why it's so hard to believe to you. You just have to be attractive and succubi will talk to you. You think all wizards are ugly?

 No.229984

man i wish i enjoyed bananas. it would feel better since i eat them every day. they are like snotty baby food. i like food that you need to chew i guess

 No.229986

>>229982
it doesn't matter either way, the question you should be why either of you are talking about high school succubi, relationships, girlfriends, etc. if you want to talk about that stuff you have other imageboards

 No.229987

>>229950
why don't you get one, schizoid?

 No.229988

>>229986
This anonymage
>>229693
made a question, I answered it. I never suspected that I'd be a wizard, I just happen to be one.

 No.229989

>>229987
I'm an adult now, I don't know anyone and I'm lazy.

 No.229990

>>229984
Have you tried eating them less ripe or frozen? Might make them more enjoyable for you.

 No.229992

>>229990
i've tried all kinds of things, they are just a slippery food that turns to mush in like 2 chews

plantains were cool because they could be cooked but it required a lot of work. i guess bananas are best when included with other stuff, like bread, cake, or smoothies, but it defeats the purpose of the banana being so portable and easy to eat when you have to prep and mix it with stuff

 No.229994

>>229984
>they are like snotty baby food. i like food that you need to chew i guess
This is something doctors blame weak jawlines on. Since we begun feeding babies bananas and mushing their food, they've gotten less use out of the oral muscles that when utilized, encourage the jaw to develop forward.

 No.229995

I think I need more fibre so I have been looking up high fibre food, the problem is that all the stuff they say is high in fibre only has about 2-3 grams. 100g of dark chocolate has 10 grams though so I should just eat that.

>>229984
Why eat them everyday then.

 No.229996

born to die in the gutter.

 No.230008

my mouse is moving whenever I press my arrow keys. It will jump up towards the top and then it will start going in whichever direction I press my arrow keys at the same rate the little blinking line moves, but only through a little rectangle as if it is in an invisible text box itself.

 No.230011

I think I'm finally out of good things to watch between my cable subscription, netflix, and amazon prime video. I just tried watching The Blacklist which I had tried to start once before only to drop almost immediately. I'm halfway through the first episode and already there is a massive plot hole/people acting retarded. mr criminal man surrenders to the FBI, then tells them this guy is after some general's kid, so they go to get the kid and then the convoy is hit. AND NO ONE EVEN SUSPECTS MR CRIMINAL GUY FOR SETTING THEM UP. She just goes back to him and says, man I guess you were right about that kid being a target. HOW DID THEY KNOW WHEN AND WHERE TO TARGET YOUR CONVOY? WHY DID THEY EVEN EXPECT YOU TO BE DRIVING THE LITTLE succubus IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL DAY? This is such a glaring thing to ignore that I feel like this was written for 2 year olds. This is even a show with a high rating. I shudder to think what the shows with 2 or 3 stars are like.

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Again with the cats showing up in my dreams somehow, except this time it was a weird tiny one. Fully proportioned but only about 3 inches long like a toy, but alive. Dream me didn't question it much. I remember suddenly losing track of it and being afraid for it

 No.230045

>>230042
I recently started adding salt to my food. It was a big revelation. I can see why people do it now.

 No.230055

I had some dark chocolate and a Redbull and now I feel awful, like I drank too much… Odd how this happens, energy drinks should give you energy not make you feel groggy.

 No.230068

I'm always horny, wizkids

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Is autist really a considered a slur by average people? I got scolded for casually using it.

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>keep trying to go to sleep
>a dozen people are standing on the street corner directly below my apartment
>they're there for a marathon and clanging cowbells and whooping loudly every time a runner goes by
>can't close the window because the AC is busted and I'll just wake up sweaty in an hour
so fucking sick of living downtown I'm so fucking done

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 No.230092

Does anybody know if tires of a parked alarmed car are related to the alarm? Meaning, if something happened to a tire would it set off the alarm? Is that a thing in cars made in the last ten years?

 No.230093

I ate a whole a pizza and now for some reason I am feeling really thirsty and no amount of liquid can slake it. The problem is I am already full from the pizza and all the water I drank before so I am stuck between feeling thirsty or bloated. What the hell is this condition.

 No.230096

Male neighbor (brother of the neighbor who shat in the hallway) got sentenced to 3 years for drugs.

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>>230097

 No.230099

>>230093
pizza contains a lot of salt, salt makes you thirsty

 No.230105

>>230093
Something similar happened to me one time when I ate an entire pizza. I ended up throwing up and then for some reason no matter how much I drank I would just throw it back up again and I wouldn't absorb any of the water. I guess something was blocking the water from going to my intestines where it could be absorbed. I ended up going to the doctor and getting IV fluids and some sort of medicine to help my stomach muscles contract after my extremities started tingling from the dehydration. I doubt that will happen to you though.

 No.230106

it's hard to transition from being a lazy idea guy that just thinks about stuff to actually creating something. as soon as a problem occurs it's comfortable to just slip back into theory mode and scratch my chin and think of stuff. in reality you solve the problem by trying things out. it is trial and error but the process of failing is discouraging. knowing this is what's happening helps a bit, though it doesn't provide any motivation

 No.230110

>>230105
it was possibly a lipids overdose from the cheese if your body isn't accustomed to eating large amounts of fats

have some dandelion root with it next time

 No.230140

there is a korean animation called larva. each episode is like 8 short skits. the characters are two worms and some bugs in a drainage system. they don't speak, it's just some sound effects and miming mostly. it's like old pixar stuff, you know ice age with the squirrel trying to get his acorn? that kind of thing, very slapstick. honestly one of the best things i've ever watched and i have no idea why. i recommend others check it out

 No.230186

9th century wizpost from a wiz-monk.

 No.230191

>>230186
Furries were serious business back then.

 No.230192

>>230140
I will actually check it out.
Thanks for the recommendation.

 No.230194

I like spending my hard earned welfare dollars on alcohol.
I feel euphoric when I can stash up a couple of 6 packs and a few bottles of Italian white wine. Too early to start drinking today just yet, but I will enjoy a glass soon.
Diablo 3 still not working. Going to watch the newest episode of Family Guy even though the show has been shitty for like a decade now and I don't even enjoy it anymore. No South Park this week. Why would those faggots skip a week. Better to release it like a netflix show and get the entire season out at once.

 No.230198

This past week and a half I've noticed unusual helicopter activity and at unusual levels around where I have to live

 No.230199

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>>230198
They're coming for your untapped mana pool.

 No.230200

>>230198
black helicopters buddy your time has come.

 No.230317

man i fucking hate firefox updates. it always breaks shit without fail.

my 'new tab' page is now dark, because i use a dark theme. dark themes previously did not affect these areas of firefox. i don't want this shit to be dark, i just want the useless address/menu bar to be dark so it's less visible. i can't fucking read pages that are entirely dark.

 No.230331

>>230317
I wanted to start using another browser but always end up coming back to firefox.

 No.230333

>>230317
what'd you expect from sjws

 No.230334

>>230333
shut the fuck up white supremacist.

 No.230336

>>230334
I happen to be african american

 No.230360

>>230336
apparently that doesn't stop one from being a white supreme pizza.

 No.230362

>>230331
i just wanted to keep using the pre-quantum firefox so my adblock list and addons worked

https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2019/05/09/what-we-do-when-things-go-wrong/
this shit was a big "fuck you" to all the old versions of firefox, all your shit got disabled and the only solution offered was to update to quantum

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/disabled-add-on-fix-52-56/
they did release a 'fix' two fucking weeks later but there was no indication they were going to do this. when i heard about the fix i felt only regret for ditching version 56.

 No.230366

>>230362
In the end I just said fuck it and now the only addons I still have are ublock and Greasemonkey. If ff fuck those up then I definitely will use another browser. So far they haven't so it's good. I've recently installed Midori, it looks nice and all but I'm not sure how good it actually is. We'll see.

 No.230367

>>230362
I use waterfox. If you want firefox without quantum retardation then it'll work for you.

 No.230383

>>230366
>>230367
Pale Moon is a goofld classic Firefox clone too

 No.230385

>>230367
i just dont care much anymore. i feel like i am on the wrong side of history, maybe a tech luddite. normal people cannot comprehend the desire to stay on older versions of software. they shove improvements and features down my throat and i can't really fight it anymore

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 No.230393

>>230385
let's test the limit of that anti-modernism of yours, tell me what you think about this

I'm still on firefox 11.0

 No.230396

Vader is overrated Maul was better

 No.230399

>>230396
Only in the looks department.
Maul is a failure in just about every sense of the word.

 No.230403

>>230399
Padme ruins Anakin in the prequels were she removed it would be much better and his Vader career would be more fun and badass too he really gets annoying with it

 No.230404

>>230403
If Padme weren't there he never would have turned in to Vader and the galaxy would have crumbled to small-scale separatist attacks under actionless democracy. Padme brought about peace to the galaxy and balance to the force just by chasing shota ani

 No.230410

>>230404
The fate of Anakin's mom already set Anakin towards the dark side, he then killed Dooku just because Palpatine told him to dew it and was planning to overthrow him after the events of Mustafar, so Padme wasn't really needed for the plot.

Inb4 Luke and Leia.. well you could have that apprentice of Anakin having them and not much would change.

 No.230414

>>230404
>Padme brought about peace to the galaxy and balance to the force just by chasing shota ani

Except thanks to nuwars she actually didn't. I will never forgive Disney for deciding to carry on with more sequels to star wars. You had this wonderful universe where you could have picked any time period or planet to focus on, but instead you decide to say, whoops, lol jk force got fucked up immediately, that prophecy wasn't shit, Luke never accomplished shit, Anakin never brought about peace and balance. They ruined the ending of star wars so they could score cheap "nostalgia" points by bringing back the old actors, even CGIing a dead guy in there. Shows just how far we degraded as a society even since the 80's. At least then we could have a story for the sake of the story, not just for making money.

 No.230415

>>230414
Dude are you serious? Ever since movies existed people have been endlessly sequelizing. Like holy shit, alien is still getting sequels and prequels to this day, and that cake out in 79.

 No.230418

>>230393
i think that's cool, as long as it works there shouldn't be this push to get people to update or change. it was a lot easier to stop updates a few years ago, now you have not much control over things. i still use my phone from 2010 and its browser from 2009, it still works for just reading things and writing. this sounds bizarre for computers, you can use much older stuff for far longer periods, but phones change so fast now and can't really be upgraded. as long as the brightness stays all the way down and i use it at night i think the display can last a few more years. it has an optical joystick on the bottom, like a flat button that can track if you move your finger over it, it functions similar to the thing thinkpads have in the center of their keyboards. this was the coolest thing i ever saw in a phone and i still think it's awesome. that single thing was the reason i even got a phone back then. it works so perfectly for navigating within text, selecting areas of text, scrolling. because no other phones have it i haven't considered anything else. i think if the features i considered necessary for some of my programs still worked on xp i'd never have made the change to 7 and then 10. it's always something small that i think would be useful to have, but all the other changes seem to outweigh it once i'm using it. automatic kerning for fonts without kerning for this one drawing program i use i think was necessary, the typesetting looked like absolute shit, and the antialiasing for fonts was eventually required. the changes since though required a better computer, but even on newer computer it was actually slower. a more simpler image editor i use every day is from 2013, it is paint.net. the versions after 3.5.11 are so drastically different i'm stuck with it, but it still does everything i want. i've used the 3.x.x versions for about 12 years and it's become so familiar to me i can't change it. another program i'm stuck with is sketchup 7, which is over 10 years old. i've tried later versions and similar modeling software but they don't feel right. it works so i'm happy. the program i consider perfect that i've used for over 20 years now has to be microsoft gif animator. it's timeless and will never be updated, there is no need. there are lots of older tools and utilities i guess which are also great. i'm not that old though, it's not like i'm going to be clinging to really old stuff i never used, mostly just it started when i became a neet and became attached to some things. in 2015 i managed to get windows 10 off and windows 7 into a laptop but it took almost a week. if i knew more about actual computer hardware i could probably have avoided windows 10 for several more years, but i couldn't figure out how to do that again for this acer desktop last year.

 No.230423

Any wiz here ever managed to be published? And I mean any media at all, writing, comics, art, anything. There's a small contest going on in my city where they give you the chance of getting your writing published. I'm thinking about submitting something.

 No.230424

>>230423
I'm published on wizchan.

 No.230426

>>230423
why compete? just dump your writings on medium and get paid for it. stupid snobby people there read literally anything

 No.230428

>>230426
why compete?
To have some grounds to imagine myself winning at something for a little while. It's like getting a lottery ticket. It's an imagination boost.

 No.230433

they ruined Palpatine but not this guy

 No.230439

my stereo amplifier uses a VFD, after disassembling my amplifier one day it suddenly starts fading in and out, but tapping the case gets it to light back on, indicating a loose solder joint somewhere from moving shit around

I just wasted 6 hours reflowing the solder on like 3000 spots and the damn thing still doesn't come back on, now it's even completely dead

at least my pcbs are clean and stronger now, but VFDs, what a worthless old technology, jesus christ

 No.230440

was shoving my fingers into my cheeks and mouth, squishing my windpipe, to modify my voice today. very entertaining. i had no idea how much the voice can be modified with simple physical methods. i was reading stuff out loud for my own amusement as a demon and a dying old man. i wonder if voice actors do that or if its too much work. a few weeks ago i was talking out loud to myself when i was trying to solve something, wasnt even half an hour i think, but i completely lost my voice for a few days after that. it wasnt loud, i guess i just am not used to speaking. so thats why i did that voices thing today. if you're ever bored, and home alone, might as well try it

 No.230450

Had to delete all my you tube data because I acedently created a channel from a single missclick when using the app and the only way to delete a channel is to delete all data associated with the email address.

It is going to be a pain to set everything up the way I like it again.

 No.230455

>>230450
why is it a big deal?

 No.230458

>>230455
Because it takes months to reteach the ai and I lost all my playlists, liked videos list, subscriptions, watch history, and search history.

It just makes things less convenient to browse for a bit, and annoying because my recommended feed will be nothing but stuff I am not interested in for a few weeks.

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>>230450
>>229725
IT'S SIMPLE
JUST STOP EATING PROTEIN

 No.230466

>>230465
I think you might have replied to one of my post by mistake.
Otherwise what you said makes no sense in relation to my post.

 No.230467

>>230450
botnet worshipper
gross

 No.230468

>>230467
Paranoid schizophrenic
gross

 No.230470

>>230468
You unironically trust faceless multinational corporations with your personal info and call me delusional? wow

 No.230471

>>230470
If by personal info you mean exclusively the videos I watch on platform, content preferences, and a junk email address then sure.
Not much they can do with such info to be in any way a threat to me. They don't even have my real ip address.
The only information they have is stuff I want them to have to make the use of the site tailored to my personal liking.
Woah, so spooky and scary. What ever will I do knowing they have such information on me?

 No.230473

>>230470
>personal info
lmao. What you type in to their search bars, what you click on their site, what emails you give them, what videos you flag as uninteresting, and what playlists you make with their service isn't "personal info". Youtube doesn't exactly scrap your PC for photo ID scans and credit card numbers.

Let Youtube phone up the NSA every month to update their record on what nude mod let's plays I'm watching.

 No.230489

All their algorithms should tell them is I'm a worthless poor cheapo who will never buy anything

 No.230515

>>230466
WHOOPS

 No.230543

Looks like it is confirmed that Disney had been manipulating tickets numbers and online communities.

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 No.230568

is there a way to make wikipedia dark? it's hurting my eyes at night.

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 No.230572

>>230570
thanks

 No.230584

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I don't know about anybody else but I have never minded eating burned or charred food, even burned popcorn. In fact, slightly burned popcorn has a unique and very nice taste

 No.230588

>>230584
Depends on the food and degree of burn for me. I always loved eating marshmallows that were black from burn.

 No.230603

>>230584
a superficial char is not intolerable on some things and actually improves them imo, like hash, and some baked goods like chicken nuggets or fries

 No.230651

>>230584
Acrylamide leads to cancer risk according to scientists.

 No.230652

>>230584
you would love my family's garlic bread. it's basically just french bread that is burned to an absolute black on a pan in garlic butter. everyone else has always eaten this shit but it makes me want to throw up. just biting into it sounds like biting into dirt

 No.230680

>>230651
Risk is fairly small though.

 No.230702

Had a job interview about a month ago and I think I was the only one who showed up, today I saw in the paper an ad for the exact same job. I'm just going to give up and try to get neetbux.

 No.230703

>>230651
Yeah. In mice if you give the mice 1000000000x what any person could ever eat in a given time frame.

 No.230710

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29 years old today wizards. My last year in the 20's begins.

 No.230715

you were born when parker lewis premiered

that was a great show
better than herman's head

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 No.230746

>>229176
FEEL THE CASTLE IN THE SKY. THE FORTRESS IS BUILT! WIZTIME MOTHERFUCKERS.

 No.230755

I got the Outer Worlds yesterday, still undecided about it. I need to remember not to search the internet too much about games because you eventually see stupid politic shit that colors your perception of something before making your own decision.

 No.230766

Is it allowed to park in a parking lot for a business that you're not planning on using? I want to go to this gym but it has no parking available. There's a lot nearby but it's for a different store.

 No.230770

>>230766
Yes, it is legal unless they state with a sign that the space is for their business only. kind of like how you can technically fight a case against parking in a handicap spot if there was just a painting of hotwheels on the ground but no printed sign present as well.

 No.230787

I wonder what being a normgroid is like. Do they have it easier?

It's nothing more than "what if." Like how I wonder what it's like living in England or Japan or some other foreign country.

 No.230789

>>230787
Normalfaggots do not have what we know as consciousness. To be a normalfaggot is akin to living in a dream.

 No.230790

>>230789
They definately act like they're on another plane. It's interesting but mind boggling.

 No.230796

>>230787
The best way I can put it is they seem to not see the platitudes for platitudes. Psychologically I don't doubt at all they have it easier, if easier means things like innately enjoyable

 No.230801

now I feel bad for Cell the only loved ones he had were those little clones Gohan murdered but isn't like Broly and his dad had a perfect relation then again who has a perfect relation with his parents I guess..I wonder cared about him after all he did was he supposed to like the saiyan breed because they are programmed to do so even if it's an abomination

 No.230802

>>230801
Dr Gero*

 No.230828

>>230787
sometimes I try to place myself in normie shoes, like when trying to understand why my parents black sheeped me when I was 4, see it from their POV

but there's nothing to see
the bottom line is they and everyone else are just stupid beasts

 No.230835

fuck, there's this giant spider crawling around my room. I have no idea where it went.

 No.230837

>>230835
Unless you live in Australia it is probably harmless.
Big ones aren't actually dangerous in most parts of the world.

 No.230866

i hate cute magical floating talking animals in anime where they only pop into existence a few times per episode to explain the story or backstories of characters, and then disappear… in most cases it could just be cut from the episode and nothing would be lost. it makes it seem like a filler technique they use to pad the length of an episode

 No.230869

Have you ever tried to browse the internet without an ad blocker? Holy shit. Youtube is beyond help, you can't watch 20 seconds of content without watching an unskippable 10secs advertising I wasn't aware is was this bad.

 No.230890

>>230869
I haven't seen an ad in years

 No.230891

eat,sleep,wiz & repeat

 No.230893

>>230866
It's a lot simpler than that. Such cute characters serve two uses, to move merch (primarily in the Japanese market), and the second use is as mini exposition devices.

 No.230895

>>230866
I can't really think of many characters like that aside from Happy from Fairy tale but I actually like him and the relationship he has with Natsu, but he never really gives exposition, I can't think of one that does.

>>230893
Is merch actually even a concern though? Considering that most anime is based on Manga and the cute character would already have been written into the manga, clearly merch was not on the mind of the author.

 No.230896

>>230895
>Is merch actually even a concern though?
Fuck yeah it is.
>clearly merch was not on the mind of the author.
What makes you think it isn't?

 No.230897

>>230896
>What makes you think it isn't?

Why would it be? He doesn't even know if will be animated and if it is he doesn't get any money for merch.

 No.230898

>>230897
Popular manga often have plenty of merch even before they are animated and yeah, if he didn't go full retard with the licensing and copyright agreement they do get license money from merch.
Indie dudes even sell merch direct in the convention circuit, meaning that it is on the mind of even indie mangaki.

 No.230899

>>230898
Only VERY popular manga and even then they don't have much merch comparatively and mangaka don't go into the industry for money.

>if he didn't go full retard with the licensing and copyright agreement they do get license money from merch.


Well it seems that is true then as even the author of Gintama has stated that he doesn't actually make any money from how popular it gets or the movies they make, the publisher has the rights to things like that.

>Indie dudes even sell merch direct in the convention circuit, meaning that it is on the mind of even indie mangaki.


That's part of making a doujin, you physically have to sell it yourself, so it makes sense they would sell merch as well and as they are indie they have the rights to do that and the rights to any profit made.

 No.230902

I completely underestimated the amount of vileness contained by 8chan

 No.230903

>>230902
is it still down?

 No.230904

>>230903
Even if it's up it's too late

 No.230905

>>230903
Yeah, cripplekike is apparently extremely butthurt at the new owners for some reason and has, quite unsurprisingly, done a complete 180 on almost everything he supposedly used to believe.
Very fitting overall imo.

 No.230907

>>230905

Was it honestly ever any surprise?

The little bastard has always been a communist and possibly a literal Jew (same thing) so betrayal of associates no matter whom they are (well save for other Jews of course) is simply in his blood.

 No.230908

>>230907
He never agreed with Nazism, he just supported their free speech, but now he sees it is violent speech

 No.230909

>>230908
Yeah, I don't believe he wasn't into all that nazi shit. You don't just give people a space to do that without agreeing with it to some degree. He should have known it was bad news way before someone got killed. I don't buy his goody little two shoes born-again christfag act. I think he just wants his reputation to not be ruined now that he thinks of himself as famous.

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pigs drove past me while i jaywalked and i didn't realize it was a coppers car, fortunately nothing happened. I made it home wizzies.

 No.230911

>>230907
It shouldn't be for anyone who has had to deal with him. I believe I even made several posts on 8ch when it was beginning to pick up, telling them that cripplepaste is a slimy piece of shit and that you shouldn't trust him but all they did was double down on "muh based hotwheelz!!1" shit.

>>230908
I'm sure he doesn't give a fuck about nazism, he just has a vendetta against the current owners and hates being associated with the site now that he has nothing to gain from it anymore.

 No.230914

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Wizard spotted in the wild

 No.230916

>>230914
Looks like it takes 3 people just to lift and aim it tbh.

 No.230917

Lol whats with the butthurt with frederick brennan?

 No.230918

Does anyone else get overwhelmed by the massive amount of information available? What if I’m not imbibing the right information?

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 No.230920

>>230916
Dude, the thing probably weighs at most 2 or 3 pounds.

 No.230921

>>230920
Not him, but from the thumbnail the holster and his shorts blend together and it look like his gun is the size of his thigh. I could see how he thought it was much bigger.

 No.230923

>>230918
Sometimes when I am first diving into a new complicated subject and I don't really know where to start.
Once I have a general grasp of things it becomes a lot easier to sort things out and it isn't overwhelming at all. It is just making it past that first barrier as well as learning the jargon related to the topic.
Some things are still a bit over my head and make my eyes gloss over though.
Like I haven't gotten into CGI and 3d modeling because it is so front loaded with stuff you have to learn to make sense of anything…and I find it a bit boring to read over the instructional text of the software.
For the longest I avoided theroretical physics for the same reason, but then I lurked a thread on shitchan that had some TA more or less explaining the basics on a near grade schooler level while recommending videos, web sites, and books to learn more.
Plus I was already in a normal physics class at the time, so I already had it on my mind and it wasn't that big of a jump once that gentile introduction was out of the way.

Youtube is also great because people put everything from pop-sci type short clips to full on professional lectures on nearly any topic imaginable. From that starting point you can then branch off to read more in detail about smaller parts of the whole until you come to understand the subject.

 No.230924

>>230920
I was just kidding of course, but it does look like you could get a better reaction/performance with a smaller weapon. Not that anyone would expect to need a weapon in the library, but then again, the guy brought it in.

 No.230925

>>230924
>Not that anyone would expect to need a weapon in the library
Now remembering all the cartoons with combat librarians that enforced late fees with extreme prejudice.

Now that I think about it, would probably be a fun side quest in one of the postal games.

 No.230930

I think I finally got my zippo 100% reliable again, it feels good

the only good thing in a very, very long time

 No.230932

>>230910
I jaywalk constantly, but responsibly. I figure if I can cross a street without getting in anyone's way, that is better than crossing at a crosswalk and making cars wait for me. I just cross whenever I have the opportunity. Cops have seen me do this many times, but have never done anything about it. I smile and wave. I think the jaywalking laws are only enforced if you are getting in the way or endangering yourself/others. Idk, any of y'all got in trouble for jaywalking before?

 No.230936

>>230932
There are only a few places that enforce it, but they do it for that sweet ticket money rather then for safety reasons.
Some of the touristy parts of FL and some parts of CA do, but other then that the rest of the country generally doesn't give a shit about jaywalking unless you almost cause a wreck.

Oh, Seattle is also pretty anal about it and will fine people like $200 for it.
I hear both LA and Seattle fine people even for crossing during those countdown timers.
They apparently really need the money.
I know I would never pay such a fine.
Most of the time I don't even carry ID and my prints don't have records. I wouldn't even cooperate with such nonsense.
Guess which states don't have "stop and identify" laws.
CA and WA. As far as I can tell I could literally just sit there and say absolutely nothing and waste both our time.
I mean they could kidnap me by taking me down the station and holding me there for “delaying or obstructing official duty”, but in that case I would be costing them way more then the $200 they were tying to rob from me in the first place, and legally I still wouldn't be required to actually comply.

 No.230937

>>230910
>>230932
>>230936


DON'T JAYWALK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! WE GET UP 1AM IN THE FUCKING COLD TO PAINT THOSE FUCKING STRIPES SO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FUCKING CROSS THE FUCKING STREET. IF I EVER GET YOU FUCKERS JAYWALKING I SWEARTOGOD

 No.230941

>>230932
wait is jaywalking is just crossing the street in a place that's not a walkway? i thought it was soemthing more sinister, like involvings drugs or guns. i only ever heard about jaywalkers in a context that them sound like thugs.

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>>230902
It was comfy at first. Then degenerated into a complete shithole after Trumpenstein.

 No.230943

>>230941
It is even more general then that, it includes not using the cross walk at a proper angle, crossing when the don't walk sign is on, starting to cross the street when the count down for the crosswalk has started, crossing the street anywhere that isn't a designated cross walk, stepping on the painted line on the edge of the cross walk, taking too long to cross at a cross walk, and probably a few things I am forgetting.
A lot of cities are built around cars and regard roads being for cars only. Most city planers don't even include people by foot or bike in their models.

As someone who travels primarily by bike and bus this fact is a pain in the ass, especially whenever I have to travel around suburbs.
That said there are only a few places that actually enforce jaywalking laws, usually being shitholes who are hungry for money and don't care how much they are hated for political reasons I am not going to go into in this thread. They are rather unpopular laws and don't do much towards safety because the main people hit by cars are ether people who are impaired or little children and super old folks who don't actually look both ways before crossing.

It is kind of like those few places that made a law where they can fine you for distracted walking (having ether a cellphone, book, whatever) in front of you while you are in movement. Not because it was a real problem, but as a means to get more fine money and ground to search people at random.

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 No.230946

>>230945
Looks like what happens when you give soccer moms too much power. They run around lecturing everyone and abusing people with their power.

 No.230949

>>230945
American "freedom" in action.

 No.230951

>>230941
Same a few years ago when I had to look up what it actually means. I had guessed correctly initially but I thought there’s no way it’s right as the americans sounded so serious about it, you’d think it was an actual crime or something.

 No.230952

>>230945
I wish the police in my country were so anal about retards cycling on the sidewalk where they don’t belong. You can do it right in front of them and they don’t care.

 No.230955

I had the coolest dream last night. It was just me watching an anime for what felt like 10 hours straight. It was a dub of a mahou shoujobus show but some scenes and the general plot was changed from the original Japanese version, somehow making it much better. Then halfway I found this version was re-dubbed in Japanese.

I hope every night I can just watch a new brain anime like this

 No.230959

>>230952
I'm just trying to get home without having cars blare their horn at me because I can't ride at 50 mph like they do. Get out of my way faggot!!!! You're 1000 times more mobile than I actually am on this thing

 No.230960

>>230941
>>230952
It's made out to be extremely serious so that the average normie will accept it as word of law and allow cops to keep running their racket undisturbed

 No.230964

>>230952
Because cops usually prefer them there then on the road.
Most drivers, including cops, think the road is only for cars and will actively be malicious to anything that isn't a car that is on the road.
Again, most of the US is heavily designed around cars. Cars are seen as the default form of transportation, and that roads are their domain. Sidewalks are the only place that is actually safe for non-cars to travel in most places since cars refuse to share the road and will FUCKING KILL YOU if you aren't careful.
Sorry dude but you just have to deal with it until wherever you live becomes properly bike friendly. It is a matter of life and death for them, while a minor inconvenience for you.

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>>230960
It is serious. People where I live will jay walk across busy four lane streets like tards. They need to be locked up for their own goddamn safety if they’re stupid enough to play chicken with a fucking motor vehicle.

 No.230966

>>230964
>Sorry dude but you just have to deal with it until wherever you live becomes properly bike friendly
Cars in my area will park over bike lanes on the side of the road all the time. People shouldn't even be trusted to breathe on their own

 No.230967

>>230966
That's my experience as well. There are a lot of idiots out there unable to follow simple rules designed to make coexistance easier for everyone. On one side you have motorized retards, then you have fucking jaywalkers and cyclists doing all sort of dumb shit on traffic and on sidewalks. Fucking people, man.

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>>230955
Reminds me of how in the 80s/90s Italian anime dubs would get heavily censored, sometimes resulting in what was essentially a completely different product from the original.

 No.230971

>>230965
me on the right

 No.230980

>>230042

every time I see a new fruit, I try it. Last year, it was red banana, star fruit, and persimmon. This year, I think I've eaten a pluot, pomelo, and dragon fruit. I've probably eaten more than those within the years, but I'm running out of fruit. I've tried some different apples out too.

Next, I might consider eating different vegetables and roots. I want to try yucca root and maybe some aloe vera. I've tried it in drinks, so I want to try it in other things too.

 No.230981

>>230959
>>230964
piss off!
I don't know about the US but where I live cyclists are allegedly not allowed on the sidewalk, with the exception of young children. Yeah, there are roads that are dangerous, I can understand that, but if you are scared of riding alongside cars, ditch the bicycle and get yourself a motorized vehicle, or simply walk. Often braindead morons will ride at full speed on sidewalks where there's barely enough space for two people walking shoulder to shoulder, sometimes they'll come from behind you and honk their horns like you're the one who should step aside. Whenever I see or hear one coming up I ignore them (headphones work great for this) and walk right on the middle of the sidewalk.

 No.230982

>>230981
we can ride bicycles on sidewalks in the kwa, it's pretty much the only real freedom this shithole country has left

 No.230984

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speaking of transportation and retards…
as if electric kick scooters weren't dumb enough, people are using these now, not for fun but to commute. it's almost comical to see.
next step will likely be mobility scooters but for "healthy" trendy people
what a time to be alive

 No.230988

>>230984
boohoohooohoohoo

 No.230992

>>230981
In other words you sound like the asshole in the situation.

 No.230998

>>229692
The FBI and other alphabet soup agencies are known to get gullible idiots to do their dirty work for them using only the promise of extraordinary Hollywood-style agent lifestyle

 No.231024

>>230992
no, what they're doing is illegal and dangerous, I am asserting my rights as a pedestrian by doing this
again, if they are uncomfortable riding on the road they can get off the bike and walk, which is what the sidewalk is for

 No.231029

>>231024
there is no such thing as asserting rights as a pedestrian. You are just being a asshole and making it way more likely for you to get hit rather then less.
Plus intentionally blocking the sidewall to not let people pass is also illegal, dangerous, and a really good way to start a fight.

 No.231032

>>231029
I let people on foot pass, I’m not an asshole, I obey the law and I try to be as decent to others as I can. I only do this against bicycles. You do not seem to understand that riding on the sidewalk over here is not legal and it’s pissing everyone off, as a matter of fact it often comes up in comments on the internet where people are as rightfully pissed as they should be and the issue of reckless riders is brought up all the time. Think of the elderly, succubi with strollers, young children and so forth, I’ve lost count of the times I nearly avoided collisions with a bicycle at full speed right around a corner. There are very good reasons why they are despised by drivers and pedestrians alike.

 No.231044

Someone make a new crawl thread

 No.231100

>>231032
No you are still a asshole and still also violating the law by intentionally blocking the sidewalk as well as trying to pick fights.
Meanwhile the people on bikes are just trying to safely get where they are trying to go in peace. You on the other hand are actively trying to disrupt the peace, put people in danger, and go out of your way to cause conflict.
Again you are the asshole here.


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