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Alright lads,

as I promised a few months back. I'm finally making this thread for anyone interested.

So I got my silicone wife back in August. She's been with me for a couple of months now. Honestly, I do not regret it one bit. She's adorable. I love sleeping next to her, even though I have a tiny bed and it's not the comfiest.

Surprisingly I don't tend to fuck her that much though. It's very noisy and logistically difficult to realize, because you have to move her around, position her, then clean up etc… And considering I live in a tiny apartment together with my mom, I can only do it when she's out and that happens very rarely. So I usually just use her legs to cum or fap touching her and cuddling. I also had to use a silicone glue for her privates, because I managed to rip them, so that also makes me more reluctant.

It would be so great if I lived alone and didn't have to have her hidden away all day, because she's really pretty and I like looking at her, but it's too awkward & cringe with my mom around, so I just have her tucked in my bed with a blanket on top.

The only con I can think of is that she's cold, so when I do have sex with her, I do so with her being clothed, because it's weird feeling a cold body pressed against you, it feels kind of like a corpse and I'm not into that.

If there is anything you'd like to know please ask. If you have a doll of your own - please share any thoughts, experiences, tips and of course pictures!
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The crazy vag puppet lady only confirms to me that it is just a feminist lie to justify funky nasty rotten fish gut vaginas.
>Oh yeah, all that discharge and funky smell is fine
>no you don't need to wash it just pat it with some water a bit and it will be fine
>would these eyes lie to you?
>and this puppet is super professional and means you should take me seriously



Your ears are also "self cleaning" but that makes it gross as all fuck and causes people to clean it out themselves.


So succubi vag needs a really big q-tip?

Hold on, need to research this


You've been around your own semen, right?
Now imagine if you had a glob of it stuck inside an open wound for days just fermenting.

"Clean" is a subjective term. Just because it doesn't make you sick or kill you doesn't mean it's clean.



What do you think tampons are?


They're not for cleaning vaginas. They're for preventing blood from escaping it.



potaytos pohtatos


Why would anyone do that sort of gross maintenance when you can just pull out? Well, precum would still accumulate, maybe use a condom, wash it and reuse it.


Because pulling out in the heat of the moment sucks, condoms suck, and honestly how good it feels makes it worth the effort to clean it up.

Don't have a doll but am a big fan of onaholes. It really isn't a big deal once you are used to it, and the plesure makes it very worth the effort to clean up.


anon, there are far worse things than gross maintenance when not pulling out, like unplanned pregnancy which leads to abortion or shotgun marriage or paying child support or just straight up abandonment, yet they do it every day
it's weird that you don't understand this


*unplanned -> unwanted*


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ignore the haters, OP. I enjoyed your thread.


I custom ordered a doll last month but both the lunar new year and the coronavirus have delayed production. A representative for the company said that it will be two weeks from today that employees return unless the outbreak gets worse. Might be blueballed by corona-chan and out some serious wizbux lads. I just want a sleepy rubber gf in soft clothes and hug when I sleep


Where did you order from and what doll?


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>that tiny thing
>causing anal pain


That's a blatant feminist perspective, being afraid of the doll looking too 'small'.

>if you have the urge to fap you're not a wizard
>you MUST be fully autistic and also celibate in it's purest form to be a wizard

Merlin had a cock too. He got jailed for thinking with it but he was still a wizard.

The thing is not even designed to look fully human. it's like saying a pokemon is an animal.


Stuffed animals have been around forever.


wand collection


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A necessary drawing by a wiz on /b/ that deserves to be posted in this thread


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A winrar is you


You're in luck
though you're gonna have to look for a reseller if you want one. They don't cost as much as OP's doll, but they're much smaller.



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those things are just sad and wrong


They look really cute in clothes though.


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Peak crab posting
>All I need is her
Same tier as the shitty trad wife meme, please fuck off. Nobody wants to hear about your desire for cock or “muh crabdoll isn’t bad guys look not alive.”


crabdoll lol


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you are so mean


why do you keep posting that ugly nigger whore everywhere


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No hablo español.


Someone needs to go back to /test/ to practice their magic, lol.


How dare you to insult a young lady like that and call yourself a man!


ur hungarian lol


Something something poor niggers something something gibs me dat something something


>Nina, my qt elven waif, doesn't judge me and complies with everything I desire.
I have to say that your words and the fact that you gave your doll a name are fucking cute. I wish you all the best.


magyar a wizchanen lol peti


In my country, racism and discrimination is a pastime, forms part of our idiosyncrasies, although no one will accept it. We must teach our children to definitively eradicate this wrong.
Irrelevant trollbumping. But to me it looks like it has the format of a Mexican ex-voto/retablo.


sounds like a perfectly healthy country



every country should be like sweden


Damn wiz, you just made my day. Its a shame I didn't enter this thread earlier.
I genuinely hope you keep being happy with your doll.



They don't
ask me questions,
They don't
want to scold me.
They don't
look for answers,
They just
want to hold me.
And I don't care
what people say.
And I don't care
what people think.
And I don't care
how we look walking down the street.


why you keep posting here thought they banned you…


He’s just posting song lyrics.


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>going outside with no bra on

Heh, he's dating a slut.

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