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 No.230451[Last 50 Posts]

Alright lads,

as I promised a few months back. I'm finally making this thread for anyone interested.

So I got my silicone wife back in August. She's been with me for a couple of months now. Honestly, I do not regret it one bit. She's adorable. I love sleeping next to her, even though I have a tiny bed and it's not the comfiest.

Surprisingly I don't tend to fuck her that much though. It's very noisy and logistically difficult to realize, because you have to move her around, position her, then clean up etc… And considering I live in a tiny apartment together with my mom, I can only do it when she's out and that happens very rarely. So I usually just use her legs to cum or fap touching her and cuddling. I also had to use a silicone glue for her privates, because I managed to rip them, so that also makes me more reluctant.


It would be so great if I lived alone and didn't have to have her hidden away all day, because she's really pretty and I like looking at her, but it's too awkward & cringe with my mom around, so I just have her tucked in my bed with a blanket on top.

The only con I can think of is that she's cold, so when I do have sex with her, I do so with her being clothed, because it's weird feeling a cold body pressed against you, it feels kind of like a corpse and I'm not into that.

If there is anything you'd like to know please ask. If you have a doll of your own - please share any thoughts, experiences, tips and of course pictures!

 No.230453

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And a couple more pics

 No.230456

>>230451
Third pic she looks like the ladyboys I watch in pornhub, except for the eyes and ears. Does she have a penis also?

 No.230457

>>230456
Sadly, no penis attachment for this model. However they do exist for the larger ones.

 No.230459

Lucky. I'm glad you've managed to find something to cuddle. I find having a dakimakura alone is an immeasurable upgrade to emotional and physical comfort, so I can only imagine having something that can hug back. Do you have Halloween celebrations where you live? You can get some fun and cuddly outfits for her this time of year

I've thought about getting a life-sized childlike doll to design outfits for and keep me company. I've found a few retailers that make ultra realistic models which have the arms and legs cut off a few inches down the limb (I guess it's for those who want a sex doll without the positioning and such required of a full body). I figure that system would be the perfect starting point for a mecha loli doll as one could design and place robotic limbs on her. That would be cyb

 No.230461

>>230451
A electric blanket would probable help with the cold corpse feeling.
Or a normal blanket and blow a hair drying under for a few minutes. Just be sure not to actually cover the hair dryer with the blanket or it will overheat and stop working.

 No.230463

>>230459
Regarding the outfits, I actually purchased a number of clothes for her, but another thing I forgot to mention that it's quite the effort to dress her up as I got the loose version, so her arms and legs flop around like a real person's and she is impossible to pose or have her stand, so it is quite difficult to actually dress her. So I usually only change her dress once a month when I get bored of it, so I don't really see the point of purchasing even more clothes. I can imagine that having dolls with solid joints would make the process easier though.

But I like mine with loose joints, it feels more realistic.
>>230461
The electric blanket is not a bad idea, but a blow drier seems a bit too much. All the noise and the logistics don't seem worth it. I just have her dressed up and then I don't feel her cold skin, so it's not that big of a deal anyways.

 No.230464

>>230453
THE EARS ARE REALLY CUTE!!

 No.230469

>>230451
>those dead cold eyes
I'm happy for you OP, I'm sure she looks better live than through pictures. Her eyes and the fact you say she feels like a corpse gives me the jitters.
If you don't mind my asking, how much did you pay for the doll?

 No.230472

>>230469
I think the eyes are really pretty, but then again I don't like IRL eye contact so the fact that it doesn't look totally realistic and life like is probably why I like it.

 No.230474

Does your mother know about this?

 No.230475

Top thread of 2019

 No.230476

>>230474
I really doubt she wouldn't know about it.

 No.230477

>>230474
>>230476
Isn't OP that guy who sat his doll at the dinner table or was that another one?

 No.230479

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Question
Why choose this instead of a dakimakura and an onahole?

 No.230480

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>>230469
2200€
I actually really like her eyes, they seem super realistic personally.
>>230474
>>230476
Yeah, of course she knows.
>>230477
No, not me. I actually hid her, because it was too awkward and cringe just having her seated in my room in plain sight when my mother walked in.
>>230479
Dakimakura is just a pillow with print on it, it lacks realism and immersion and an onahole is just for jerking off. I bought a doll because I wanted more realism & immersion and more than just something to bust a nut into.

 No.230481

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Imagine being this much of a crab.

 No.230482

>>230481
Imagine posting shitty 4chan memes

 No.230483

>>230481
>you have to be an asexual truwiz to post on wizchan otherwise you're a crab

 No.230484

>>230480

Do you get a sense of intimacy and fulfillment when cuddling with her? I guess I'm trying to ask if you've fallen in love with her.

I have a daki I really enjoy. Its one of two things I have in life that prevent me from suicide. However, when I try to rain kisses on my waifu's face it feels kinda off. Also it would be nice to have a doll version of my waifu sitting on my lap and cuddling with me on the couch.

 No.230485

This dude really spent 2k on an ugly as fuck fuckdoll he probably got tired of paying for hookers. Ban him imo.

 No.230486

>>230484
I'm not sure whether I'd call it love, but I really enjoy cuddling with her. It feels very intimate. I especially like kissing and caressing her hair while holding her. I also like to put her arms and hands around myself and have her sit in my lap. It's really nice.

I can agree on the kisses though, the fact that they are cold and unresponsive makes it kinda lack immersion, so I usually refrain from doing that. I kiss her body a lot though, especially if she is clothed, her breasts, legs, hair as I mentioned and her forehead.

If she were to disappear or get destroyed I would definitely feel emotional loss, even if she would be replaced with an identical copy, it wouldn't be the same, so I definitely developed an emotional connection to her and I sometimes even talk to her when interacting with her. Like almost everytime I by mistake hurt her like hit her head or legs into furniture while moving her I actually feel bad and instantly apologize and pat her. It's automatic, I definitely do not view her as just a piece of plastic.

 No.230487

>>230486
Why are you deluding yourself into loving a doll?

 No.230488

>>230487
Why not? It feels nice.

 No.230490

>>230488
That's late stage crabbism. You're so far gone into craving f*male attention you gotta turn yourself schizo to cope with being alone? It's the polar opposite of wizardry get the fuck out of here.

 No.230491

>>230486

Thanks for the honest reply. I'm pretty jealous. You've convinced me that I need a doll of my waifu.

 No.230493

>>230490
I’d like to direct you to the waifu thread and /meta/ if you want to discuss this further.

 No.230494

>>230490
>turn yourself schizo
But anon, schizoid types are among the least likely to seek or even crave sexual or romantic relations with real succubi.

 No.230497

>>230494
>what are tulpas

 No.230499

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Can we ban this normie?

He obviously fantasizes about having sexual intercourse with succubi, but he has to settle for a 3d succubus doll. Fucking sick perverted freak.

 No.230500

>>230499
>sick perverted freak.
Where do you think you are?

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>>230493
My lamia waifu dabs on this ugly ass Halloween corpse

 No.230502

>>230480
What does your mother think about it? (serious question) Does she want you to get a real gf?

 No.230503

>>230501
Dakimakuras do seem superior.

 No.230505

youre one mad lad for keeping your doll in the same house as your mother. I am afraid of getting an onahole because at some point they're gonna find out but this is on another level. Where do you keep it ?

 No.230508

even if you're on your own with no family left, aren't you afraid of people going through your stuff once you die and finding all this… material? I know I know "I'll be dead I don't give a damn" but still

 No.230509

>>230505
I mentioned it in the OP, she's on my bed, covered under a blanket, so she's not visible, only when I go to sleep do i uncover her.
>>230502
She definitely does, but I just explained to her that I don't want a real gf and she was okay with it, she probably thinks it's kind of weird though, no doubt about that.
>>230508
Not particularly, honestly.

 No.230510

OP acting out his deranged (in the eyes of polite society) fantasies without thinking twice about who might judge is much closer to the essence of wizardry than all those hyperconventional losers trying to lead an inquisition against crabs

 No.230511

>>230510
I agree.

 No.230512

>>230486
Beautiful and pure

 No.230513

BASED

 No.230514

Did you order her online? If so, then what website did you get her from?

 No.230518

Fucking crabs still desiring succubus's presence

 No.230519

>>230503
Only to broke ass niggers trying to cope.

 No.230523

>>230451
What was your intention behind taking the 3rd pic? Why undress the doll?

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>>230514
DS Dolls (http://www.dsdolleurope.com)
She is the Doll Sweet DS-145 Minus body style with the Nina Elf head
>>230523
To showcase the body, without showing off too much
>>230516
pic related

 No.230530

>>230510
Finally someone to say this.
Can OP please post an uncensored picture of the naked doll?

 No.230533

>>230530
Sorry, I don't feel comfortable doing that. You can find nude factory pictures of the same doll model with the same head (apart from the hair being straight and the eyes having a different color) here: https://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=227&t=108920&p=1422897&hilit=145+Minus#p1422897

Mine look basically the same, it's just the head that's slightly different

 No.230534

Is the hair a fastened-on wig, or part of the head itself? Is it interchangeable? How much did it cost, and how did you save up for it?

What's the sex actually like? You mentioned it being cold– is there no way to heat it or something? How did your mother react when she found out about it? Thanks for posting this thread. Very interesting, ignore the imbeciles calling you a crab.

 No.230567

damn, now that's creepy as hell. DO NOT WANT

 No.230594

i'm wondering are there any furry versions of this 'lovedoll' crap.
a kemono doll made out of fabric might even look cute

 No.230597

>>230594
There are custom life-sized plush dolls. They are quite expensive for what they are but if you have the cash and totally unable to make one yourself then there are a few options.

 No.230599

>>230534
>Is the hair a fastened-on wig, or part of the head itself? Is it interchangeable?
Yeah, it's a wig and it's interchangeable. The company actually sent me an extra short black wig I didn't even ask for, a very nice gesture, but I prefer the long brown one.

>How much did it cost, and how did you save up for it?

The doll cost 2200€ as I mentioned previously. I saved up for it by wageslavery.

>What's the sex actually like?

The sex is not bad, but it's a bit difficult to realize because I have the loose joint version of the doll, so you can't really position her. So I usually just sit down and have her sit on top of me and have sex with her while hugging her. It's the best position I found so far, but tends to rupture her privates. I dislike missionary because she's really short (145cm) so I cannot look at her or hug her.

>is there no way to heat it or something?

Yes, some other anon suggested heating up the doll with an electric blanket or a blow-drier, but it seems like too much hassle, so I just keep her clothed and that gets rid of the cold feeling anyways.

>How did your mother react when she found out about it?

I told her before, I explained my reasons and she said alright. She was pretty accepting, even though I don't doubt she's not too happy about it.

>Thanks for posting this thread. Very interesting, ignore the imbeciles calling you a crab.

Thanks wiz, I only actually did the thread because I was asked to when I posted about receiving my doll on /b/

 No.230602

so you like milf body type?

 No.230605

>>230599
>child doll
>tends to rupture her privates
i think it's on purpose OP. so you know having sex with children ruptures their privates.

 No.230620

>>230605
Those are not child proportions on the body.
The doll is just short. Let's not go full Macintosh.

 No.230621

>>230481
seems like a harmless hobby to me. I have a daki myself, this is like daki on steroids, I probably wouldn't even fuck it, but rather dress it in airsoft gear and do med-evac drills.

 No.230623

>>230599
>It's the best position I found so far, but tends to rupture her privates.
Wiz wands are no joke.

 No.230624

>>230599
> but tends to rupture her privates.
Are those replaceable? It's kind of mad to ruin a 2200€ sex doll by having sex with it, no matter how big your Wizcock is.

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>>230594
Personally I would prefer a robot like Haydee. Escape the uncanny valley altogether. Fun bits could be 'stored' under magnetic plates

 No.230630

>>230625
Like the looks but I still would prefer soft and huggable.

 No.230632

>>230620
looks just like a real 11 year old with elf ears but i guess its an elf

do petite succubi rupture like children do you know?

 No.230633

>>230632
look at the nudes dumbass.
https://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=227&t=108920&p=1422897&hilit=145+Minus#p1422897
Does that look like any 11 year old you have seen?

Just because the doll doesn't look fat or like a bimbo doesn't mean it looks like a child.

 No.230655

>>230624
I bought sil-poxy silicone glue and used it on her privates twice already. It's not too bad of a damage, just a tear on the upper part of the entrance that sometimes reopens during use.

>>230632
>>230633
>>230620
>>230605
She is child-sized, bud it's basically just an adult body shape scaled down to 145cm. She's not a loli doll per se, but I do have the Minus model, meaning the breasts are smaller than on the normal model (they don't sell the Minus model anymore, the seller made a special exception for me). Apparently the western world hates anything cute and petite because it's "propagating abuse on children" even though it's just a silicone doll, not a child. But what can you expect from retarded moralistic normie bureaucrats…

 No.230682

Thanks, op, that was a good read

 No.230738

Wizchan 2019

 No.231831

Thoughts on BJD?

 No.231846

>>231831
What's BJD?

 No.231849

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>>231846
Ball Joint Dolls.
pic related

 No.231850

>>231849
OP is about life size ones, ball joints do get much bigger than a few inches.

 No.231854

>>231850
yeah right, real life sized ones…
>140cm
this is not real life sized, buddy

 No.231856

>>231854
>short people don't exist

 No.231865

>>231849
They seem to have a different purpose honestly, silicone dolls are more for companionship, physical and sexual contact. But I guess if you're just into dressing them up and having them look pretty a BJD should suffice.

 No.231919

>>231856
or midgets. that said I'm unnerved by real dolls, though I can definitely see the appeal (if aesthetics & the temperature & mouth animation were perfect (probably possible with today's tech)). it's interesting how most normie relationships are actually just masturbation anyway. if it's your hand doing the work (ie you work out to get buff, that's your hand, you work at a job to get money, that's your hands, you put forth all the effort, metaphorically your hand; even with a whore, you pay, with your hand…).

>>231854
bigger ones cost more, obviously. Imagine the expense for someone who has a giantess fetish. plus logistics.

 No.231920

>>231919
They also weigh much more. Not everyone is willing or able to dead lift and carry around one that is super model height.

 No.231923

>>231920
speak for yourself, I would take real life 190cm doll any day, than those comical 140cm ones. It's looks fucking retarded when you try to fuck a 140cm doll. But whatever, just my opinion.

 No.231924

>>230501
10/10 post

 No.231925

>>231923
>TALL SUCCUBI ARE REAL SUCCUBI
momcom normper lmao

 No.231926

>>231923
Your opinion is shit and your attitude is worse.

 No.231927

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>>231923
>It's looks fucking retarded when you try to fuck a 140cm doll.
Oh no, I'll lose the respect of all my friends and GF when they catch me fucking my sex doll and she's too short.

 No.231929

>>231927
lol that's what I was thinking, like, wait, you stream that shit?!

 No.231931

Can you stream yourself fucking the sex doll, OP?

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>>231931
On the one hand, I don't wanna encourage the gayposters, on the other hand, that sounds hilarious.

 No.231934

>>231856
fuck short people

 No.231935

>>231934
Literally?

 No.231986

>>230451
She is very very beautiful, anon. What kinds of activities do you do with her? Is she just like kinda "around you", or do you try to engage her and kind of give her a "pretend personality"?

 No.232026

lol it's like fucking a dressed corpse

 No.232108

Do silicone dolls requite oil rub downs like TPE dolls do?

Does yours have a removable insert for "use" or do you have to use a pump or something to clean her out?

Ever watched the TFM videos about doll stuff?

 No.232109

>>232026
well that is even harder for the average male to do than have regular sex

 No.232146

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>>232108
No, they do not. I have seen TFM's vid about his doll maintenance, but he also said in that video that none of this applies to silicone dolls. They are also more expensive, so it makes sense.
Yes, I have a removable insert.

 No.232157

>>232146
aren't you afraid of people figuring out who you are based on these pictures?

 No.232169

>>232157
It is far more likely for him to slip up with something he says then something in the pictures that are exclusively in his room without a shot of stuff out the window.
I also really doubt anyone that visits this site cares enough about some doll lover to go through that much effort, so such paranoia seems unnecessary to me.
Then again I ain't OP, lol.

 No.232172

>>232157
Dude he bought a fucking sex doll. I think his sense of humility is pretty gone.

 No.232181

Dakis are more huggable and snuggable, I love mine.

 No.232184

>>232181
You only say that because you are too poor for even a fabric/plush doll.
Sour grapes and all that.

 No.232185

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>>232184
You really don't believe that anyone could prefer soft fabric to silicone?

 No.232187

>>232185
Read what I said, they can't even afford real dolls made out of soft fabric, which is why they make due with a cheaply made inkjet print out on a pillow case while acting like it is comparable to a doll in any way shape or form.

Like I said before, it is just poorfag sour grapes.

 No.232188

>>232187
real dakis are made out of very nice soft fabric. It's just not cut out into a plush shape.

 No.232189

>>232188
It is a cheap pillow case on a shitty body pillow with a anime succubus printed (usually very cheaply) on it. Lets not bullshit here.

 No.232190

>>232189
Why are you so offended by dakis?

 No.232191

>>232190
From where do you get that I am offended by body pillows?
They just aren't dolls and not even remotely comparable to dolls. They are inferior and the only reason you can't accept that is because you are poor.
Such pillows are truly lame both literally and figuratively in comparison.

 No.232193

>>232191
>From where do you get that I am offended by body pillows?
The rest of your post? You are very butthurt about people liking pillows for some reason. You are convinced all of them are made of crap materials when that is not true. You also insist that the only reason people would like them is because they are poor, which is also not true.

 No.232194

>>232193
Why are you trying to push shitty pillows in a thread about over thousand dollar dolls and expecting to have your off topic opinion respected?
Shitty cheap pillows are not comparable to life sized dolls. That is the truth.
It is delusional to even try to compare shitty hump pillows to artisan crafted dolls.
You try to fake that it is a willing choice but the fact of the matter is because of price reason you have no choice and are forced due to your poverty to settle for a hump pillow, and now you are trying to cope after the fact by pretending that they are comparable.

It is like saying your shopping cart is just as good as someones hand tuned super car in a car thread.
Honestly you don't even belong here in this thread.
Maybe learn to sow and save up for some fabric so you have the hope of making a proper doll. Until then I guess you have to deal with getting BTFOed when trying to push your crusty cheap pillow into this discussion of beautiful high priced dolls.

 No.232195

>>232194
See this is what I mean.

 No.232197

>>232195
I am just laying out the truth so you understand.
Your shitty cheap pillow is on the same level as a novelty blow up doll, only it isn't even a doll.
Actually it is closer to a wall scroll or fabric poster in reality. It has no relation to dolls.

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>>232197
Seriously, did a pillow touch your butt as a wizkid?

 No.232199

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>>232181
They sure are and I am sure you love yours very much.

 No.232200

Might be of interest even if it is from the Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2014/jul/20/almost-human-why-art-so-obsessed-with-lifesize-dolls

It is mostly about the artistic representation of human relationships with dolls. It is mostly fluff but isn't overly negative like some things written on the subject.

 No.232217

>>232184
I assure you I'm not poor. The Daki wasn't cheap either, was like ~100 some odd dollars for the pillow and cover. It's held up well too over the years, it's not the chincy cheap piece of crap you make it out to be.

>>232194
>Thousand dollar sex dolls
>Artisan crafted
Wew, the butthurt is astronomical. Sorry, but not spending 1000 dollars on a sex doll doesn't make me poor. It makes me not retarded with money. Besides, the OP even pointed out at one point that he can't even sleep with her naked because of how cold and lifeless she is. My original comment about dakis was just pointing out that you actually can give them a big hug, and they actually can warm you up on a cold night in contrast to a doll. Squeeze one of those dolls too tightly and you might risk wrecking your $1000 investment.

>>232199
You laugh, but none human representations is another advantage of dakis.

 No.232223

>>232217
The retardation and denial is on another level with you.
Your shitty pillow will never fit in a thread about high quality dolls no matter how much you cry about your pillow no being shit. It is shit compared to a doll and doesn't belong in this thread.

 No.232227

>coping this hard

 No.232229

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I remember that a mod banned me for asking OP why instead of spending his money on a 3d sized figure the size of a petite succubus he didn't use it to get with a real one.

It seems to me that if you're that desperate to get a be with a succubus maybe, just maybe this isn't the site for you, even more, you might not even be a wizard at all.

>The only con I can think of is that she's cold, so when I do have sex with her, I do so with her being clothed, because it's weird feeling a cold body pressed against you, it feels kind of like a corpse and I'm not into that.



>She's adorable. I love sleeping next to her, even though I have a tiny bed and it's not the comfiest.


What else am I supposed to make out of posts like these? Seriously…

Wizchan 2019 and I'm more than justified when I say it.

 No.232230

>>232229
>It seems to me that if you're that desperate to get a be with a succubus maybe
He's not. A doll is not a succubus. A succubus is dirty, a doll is clean. A succubus is flawed, a doll is perfect. A doll talisman of the anima.

 No.232234

>>232229
whats the big deal? he has rejected actual succubi and chose a fantasy elf doll.

you seem like the type that shames everyone in fap threads, porn games, visual novels, anime, etc without contributing anything. also meta is where you go to complain.

 No.232249

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>>232234
>>232230
>he has rejected succubi

No, he hasn't. He is having a relationship with an inanimate 3d succubus and is doing it so in the same way normalfags do with their actual living girlfriends.

You can't deny he is using this plastic succubus as a substitute for a flesh and blood succubus which he craves.

 No.232250

>>232249
I wonder if this is the pillow humper being butthurt or one of the "true wiz"types that thinks anything less then being born asexual isn't a real wizard.

Ether way it is really dumb bait.
Hide the thread if you disapprove.

 No.232251

>>232250
This thread can't go more against the spirit of the site and yet it's still up. Regardless of that, it's already fulfilled its purpose.
Either OP fully accepts that he wants a female companion to cuddle and have sex with and to feel less lonely, or we criticize him for not being honest and open about his feelings.

 No.232261

>>232250
>pillow humper is butthurt
Ironic you would use that phraseology, given that it applies far more to the guy sperging over his precious artisan fuck dolls.

 No.232273

>>232261
hehhuehuh…"pillow humper" ahah, I like that name

 No.232275

>>232249
>>232251
Excuse me sir, but you're talking nonsense. That's an inanimate object: it doesn't feel, think, talk or anything, unlike a real female human being. It cannot love you back, cheat on you or ask you to take her to the shopping centre. You just dress it with cute stuff, fuck its synthetic holes and cuddle a little when you feel lonely. Why is owning a cat, dog or a giant pillow any different (besides the fucking part, ofc)?

 No.232283

>>232275
> it doesn't feel, think, talk or anything
sounds like a pretty real female to me

 No.232293

>>232275
It's getting further from the truewiz lifestyle on the basis that it is a 3D representation of a succubi. It's not a real chick, but it is closer to one than the examples you mentioned.

 No.232294

>>232283
yes succubi are well known for never talking or expressing their feelings. stoic and silent, the first two words that come to my mind when i think of succubi

 No.235259

>>232293
> muh truwiz

 No.235260

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>So I got my silicone wife
>silicone wife
>Surprisingly I don't tend to fuck her that much though.
>fuck her
>She's adorable.
>I love sleeping next to her
>her
>I usually just use her legs to cum or fap
>I also had to use a silicone glue for her privates
>she's cold, so when I do have sex with her,
>when I do have sex with her
>I do have sex with her


Very wizardly.

 No.235262

This was the top thread of 2019.

 No.235263

shiieeeet, it's not even that expensive compared to modern processors and graphic cards. I'm tempted to buy a doll too, but I know that it's a bit degenerate (sorry if that's offensive) and that you should think with your brain, not with your dick.

 No.235266

>>235263
dolls and waifus have a gateway succ effect.

 No.235268

I have an expensive lovedoll (I think it cost about $2,500). I tried having sex with it but honestly it was just too much work for my fat ass. I basically just use it as a cuddle partner when I go to bed.

Even though I dont fuck the doll, skin cells still accumulate on her skin (skin is TPE material), making it pretty nasty after a month or so. I hate having to wash it so I brought some hardware (basically pulleys and rope) to make it easier. The idea is to ould hang the doll in the shower to wash it, but I have been too lazy to build anything.

I have my own place but my family does like to visit time to time. Sucks having to hide her in my closet every time they come over. I brought extra hardware to create a pulley system to hoist her up in my attic, but again I am a lazy fuck so I still haven't set it up.

The thing I hate the most about the doll is the wig, though. Maybe the wig is just cheap, but it gets matted down without care and does fall off a lot. Also I find her hair in random places around the house, its fucking weird since the damn doll never leaves the room. I guess the hair sticks to me and falls off elsewhere. Should've got the short hair wig.

 No.235269

>>235266
No it doesn't.
Everything I have seen even remotely related to the subject indicates the total opposite.

 No.235271

>>235268
Didn't you research how much maintenance and care was involved before buying?
Didn't you know that tpe actually requires more maintenance then silicone dolls?
Did you not see every forum and doll site say you should never get a doll you aren't strong enough to manipulate and move around with relative ease? They make smaller dolls for weak dudes for this reason.

Like, it sounds like you really didn't think this through despite being a large chunk of non-refundable money.

 No.235272

>>235271

I did my research but I seriously underestimated my laziness. There are some days where I wake up and think about fucking her but don't because I don't feel like pushing her over, spreading her legs, getting the lube, and then putting in the effort to move my hips.

Or maybe I overestimated my horniness. I would think 20 year old me would put in the effort to fuck this doll, but 30+ year old me just isn't horny enough to put in the effort.

 No.235273

>>235272

I also got a zero interest loan to buy the doll, which is what ultimately made me pull the trigger. $2,500 up front is a bit daunting, but $150/month is a lot more manageable.

 No.235320

>>235273
Could you show the doll?

 No.235349

Does the doll have an asshole? Can poop or fart come out if it does? Does it give blowjobs and how does the kissing feel?

 No.235350

>>235349
this is your brain on anime

 No.235353

>>235350
I don't see how farting is inherently anime.

 No.235354

this wretched abomination creeps me out everytime this thread gets bumped

 No.235358

>>235354
You know you can hide individual pictures, and whole threads as well.

 No.235526

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>>235349
She does have an anal cavity yes. No BJs though, kissing the lips feels cold and unresponsive, but as I said previously I just kiss the other parts of her body.
>>235354
I don't know why you would call her that. She's the cutest thing on Earth. Cuddling with her feels like heaven, she is perfect. Better than any female ever could be.

 No.235528

>>235526
Her fingers are all fucked up wiz, what happened?

 No.235529

>>235528
Really intense hand holding.

But really they just come like that.
I hear newer models have improved fingers and slightly better feet but they still look a little off.

 No.235531

so uhhhhh anyone know like how these things are made

do they just build an armature, put it in a mould, then cast it with silicone and colorant, clean up the edges from the mould, then add details and put head on?

the mould is like the hard part, doesnt seem feasible. i bet making dildos would be easy as hell though. dragon dildos are somehow very popular. i bet its possible for a wiz to become a dildo craftsman

slightly off topic sorry

 No.235533

>>235531

You trying to make your own sex dolls? This is easily googled. There are many different methods, but what seems common is that they are at some point poured inn a mold and then detailed after they are removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwP2T7yAGc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDF0mKSx-M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_M56kJ-wv4

 No.235535

>>235533
no just like researching things. nothing about a sexdoll seems possible for my current living arrangement anyway. thanks for the vid links, ill be sure to watch them tomorrow it's too late today

 No.235551

Keep doing God's work, op. Love dolls aren't for me, but props for doing your thing

 No.235778

She is so beautiful, OP. I really like her lilac eyes.

 No.236376

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>>235778
>>235551
Thank you guys

Now I attached a strap-on onto her. Surprisingly it's pretty pleasurable. It's kind of hot to think of her as the dominant party with all her girly attire. I think I might enjoy this more than normal intercourse.

 No.236378

>>236376
You censor her supple little elf boobies but then flash to us her raging pink boner? Bully

 No.236384

>>236376
Well would you look at that. This thread keeps surprising me.

 No.236385

>>236384
I know right! It's wizchan 2020, let's enjoy while it lasts

 No.236386

>>236376
amazing

 No.236390

>>236376
dying laughing

amazing

 No.236391

>>236376
now she's more wizardly

 No.236393

>>236376
Please keep going.

 No.236395

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>>236376
I'm not that surprised, but really faggot?

 No.236396

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>>236376
does it make your butt hurt?

 No.236401

>>236396
He's been stretched.

 No.236404

A thread dedicated to sex dolls doesn't belong on a website like wizchan.

Yeah while I browse here I really want to hear about some guy shoving dildos up his asshole and of course the mods who are the biggest gay posters of all would never remove this thread and I will be ridiculed by anons for not just clicking [-] on threads that upset me but really this is the antithesis to the overall idea of the site.
He even said it himself; having an onahole isn't enough and he needs an object that looks nearly identical to a real female for purposes such as cuddling. Clearly this is pushing the boundaries beyond the limit of what is considered acceptable.
What's the point of having a website where we disregard females and sex yet certain users are free to talk about their autosexual anal experiences with an inanimate object which acts as a substitute for a real succubus/tranny.
The people on meta are right. We allow gayposters on /b/ and they roam throughout the rest of the site, doing shit like this.
I don't understand this fucking joke.

 No.236405

>>236404
I don't know man, to me this is just weird and interesting content. I've been following this thread and the fact OP just attached a fucking dildo to his doll was quite funny. Now I'm wondering what the hell is he going to do next.

But yeah this breaks rule 2. Rule 2 is not phrased very well, it actually means sexual or romantic experiences with/for real people, otherwise even talking about masturbation would break rule 2.

OP clearly has put some effort itt so I have no problem with it.

 No.236408

>>236376
>being a tiny elven rubber-succubi's powerbottom
Patrician.

 No.236416

>>236405
next logical progression is op posts pics of himself
back in 2019 this all seemed simpler

 No.236418

>>236416
>back in 2019
It's been two months, and only about three since this thread was made.

 No.236420


 No.236426

Why don't you just marry a prostitute?
Too expensive?
Unfaithful?

 No.236427

>>236426
Maybe cause prostitutes are living human beings and OP has an elaborate piece of plastic and metal?

 No.236430

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>>236426
I don't want a prostitute or any female or male being. They talk, have desires, opinions. I don't want to deal with another person. I just want the body, no platitudes. I'm a wizard precisely because I dislike people and interacting with them. Nina, my qt elven waif, doesn't judge me and complies with everything I desire. She's always there for me. All I need is her.

 No.236433

>>236430
keep us posted. continue blogposting

 No.236434

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>>236376
damn, nigga

 No.236446

>>236376
ur getting bullied on b

 No.236447

>>236376
Keep doing whatever you are doing. Blessings.

 No.236448

>>236446
Oh no, how will he ever handle it.

 No.236450

>>236376
Incredible

 No.236455

>>236376
This is literally 3D porn and you must be aware of this since you censored your first post to not show us her vagina and tits >>230451
Frankly I found it hilarious how you took your time to censor that but you thought there would be no problem showing us her dick.

Fuck you and mods for not deleting this crap.
You're a sexual deviant, not a wizard.

 No.236459

>>236455
why would he show his rubber elf gf's boobies, the strapon isn't actually part of the doll

 No.236534

My replies were deleted for some reason. My request was if you could upload the https://wizchan.org/lounge/src/1571923496929-2.jpg original on imgur and post link (accompanied by warning if some would find it offensive), if posting the image itself is against the rules. Would be nice to upload multiple pics like that if possible.

 No.236537

TFM dropped a new vid on doll maintenance.
This time on keeping it's vag clean and in good condition.
Bitchute link for when the youtube vid goes down.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/G9KTMmoA0hc/

 No.236539

>>236534
probably because you just jumped in the thread and posted some disgusting shit about wanting dried cum all over his doll, without reading anything. he already posted why he censored it >>230533

 No.236558

>>236539
No, I said I'd like to own one like that, and while it would be awkward to use it as intended I would like to touch it while stimulating myself and I think the feeling of my dried cum would probably make it more lifelike and pleasant to the touch.
Well OP, if you change your mind…

 No.236590

>>236537
I heard vags are self cleaning though

 No.236598

>>236590
They aren't.
Doll ones aren't yet
succubus ones have never been and that is just a feminist lie to justify funky nasty rotten fish gut vags.

 No.236601


 No.236602

>>236601
The crazy vag puppet lady only confirms to me that it is just a feminist lie to justify funky nasty rotten fish gut vaginas.
>Oh yeah, all that discharge and funky smell is fine
>no you don't need to wash it just pat it with some water a bit and it will be fine
>would these eyes lie to you?
>and this puppet is super professional and means you should take me seriously

 No.236603

>>236590

Your ears are also "self cleaning" but that makes it gross as all fuck and causes people to clean it out themselves.

 No.236653

>>236603
So succubi vag needs a really big q-tip?

Hold on, need to research this

 No.236700

>>236590
You've been around your own semen, right?
Now imagine if you had a glob of it stuck inside an open wound for days just fermenting.

"Clean" is a subjective term. Just because it doesn't make you sick or kill you doesn't mean it's clean.

 No.236701

>>236653

What do you think tampons are?

 No.236702

>>236701
They're not for cleaning vaginas. They're for preventing blood from escaping it.

 No.236703

>>236702

potaytos pohtatos

 No.236704

>>236537
Why would anyone do that sort of gross maintenance when you can just pull out? Well, precum would still accumulate, maybe use a condom, wash it and reuse it.

 No.236705

>>236704
Because pulling out in the heat of the moment sucks, condoms suck, and honestly how good it feels makes it worth the effort to clean it up.

Don't have a doll but am a big fan of onaholes. It really isn't a big deal once you are used to it, and the plesure makes it very worth the effort to clean up.

 No.236757

>>236704
anon, there are far worse things than gross maintenance when not pulling out, like unplanned pregnancy which leads to abortion or shotgun marriage or paying child support or just straight up abandonment, yet they do it every day
it's weird that you don't understand this

 No.236758

>>236757
*unplanned -> unwanted*

 No.236845

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>>236376
ignore the haters, OP. I enjoyed your thread.

 No.237065

I custom ordered a doll last month but both the lunar new year and the coronavirus have delayed production. A representative for the company said that it will be two weeks from today that employees return unless the outbreak gets worse. Might be blueballed by corona-chan and out some serious wizbux lads. I just want a sleepy rubber gf in soft clothes and hug when I sleep

 No.237094

>>237065
Where did you order from and what doll?

 No.237173

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>>236396
>that tiny thing
>causing anal pain

 No.237175

>>231923
That's a blatant feminist perspective, being afraid of the doll looking too 'small'.

>>230738
>>232229
>if you have the urge to fap you're not a wizard
>you MUST be fully autistic and also celibate in it's purest form to be a wizard

Merlin had a cock too. He got jailed for thinking with it but he was still a wizard.

The thing is not even designed to look fully human. it's like saying a pokemon is an animal.

 No.237176

>>230594
Stuffed animals have been around forever.

 No.237178

>>237173
wand collection

 No.237179

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A necessary drawing by a wiz on /b/ that deserves to be posted in this thread

 No.237181

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 No.237182

>>237179
A winrar is you

 No.237183

>>230594
You're in luck
http://kemonohime.jp/
though you're gonna have to look for a reseller if you want one. They don't cost as much as OP's doll, but they're much smaller.

 No.237194


 No.237201

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 No.237203

>>237183
those things are just sad and wrong

 No.237205

>>237203
They look really cute in clothes though.

 No.238721

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>>236430
Peak crab posting
>All I need is her
Same tier as the shitty trad wife meme, please fuck off. Nobody wants to hear about your desire for cock or “muh crabdoll isn’t bad guys look not alive.”

 No.238722

crabdoll lol

 No.238802

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>>238722
you are so mean

 No.238804

why do you keep posting that ugly nigger whore everywhere

 No.238811

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 No.238813

>>238811
¿qué?
No hablo español.

 No.238827

>>238826
Someone needs to go back to /test/ to practice their magic, lol.

 No.238888

>>238804
How dare you to insult a young lady like that and call yourself a man!

 No.238891

ur hungarian lol

 No.239034

>>238813
Something something poor niggers something something gibs me dat something something

 No.239058

>>236430
>Nina, my qt elven waif, doesn't judge me and complies with everything I desire.
I have to say that your words and the fact that you gave your doll a name are fucking cute. I wish you all the best.

 No.239293

magyar a wizchanen lol peti

 No.240266

>>238813
In my country, racism and discrimination is a pastime, forms part of our idiosyncrasies, although no one will accept it. We must teach our children to definitively eradicate this wrong.
Irrelevant trollbumping. But to me it looks like it has the format of a Mexican ex-voto/retablo.

 No.240288

>>240266
sounds like a perfectly healthy country

 No.240303


 No.240306

>>240303
every country should be like sweden

 No.240309

>>236376
Damn wiz, you just made my day. Its a shame I didn't enter this thread earlier.
I genuinely hope you keep being happy with your doll.

 No.240314


 No.240326

>>236430
They don't
ask me questions,
They don't
want to scold me.
They don't
look for answers,
They just
want to hold me.
>>237179
And I don't care
what people say.
And I don't care
what people think.
And I don't care
how we look walking down the street.

 No.240327

>>240326
why you keep posting here thought they banned you…

 No.240354

>>240327
He’s just posting song lyrics.

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 No.240386

>>240385
>going outside with no bra on

Heh, he's dating a slut.


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