ITT, post the last thing you fapped to.
Let's be tasteful and share the nice things!
Some places where you can find an image source before asking:http://saucenao.com/http://iqdb.org/https://images.google.com/
Previous thread: >>226431
you're gonna make touch my wand and cast jizz magic
requesting loli and lolidom
Looks like some gerontophilia shit. Watch out for your grandmas.
I remember when the mods spoiled this kind of shit
it's preferable to seeing any more lolishit, there's really only so much of that a person should need to suffer
t. lolicon double-agent trying to get people to post kiddos in spite of his outward beliefs
I don't know why it has to be said so many times.
If there is a certain kind of stuff you want to see more of in the thread then post it yourself.
Be the change you want to see dude.
I'd lose my virginity to any of those lolis.
Too bad they're in another dimension.
How would you prevent vaginal tearing?
Do you want someone to post the pedophile handbook or something?
Let's just say that it is doable and not get into the details.
Shit is 100% 2d so the god damn asshole mod better not ban/warn me for non rule breaking content again.
And i though MY fetishes were degenerate
what are your fetishes?
very unwizardly just how I like my porn
What exactly is wizardly porn the ?
you see that penis going into a vagina? that's very unwizardly, right? You see that in this thread you post whatever you last fapped to?
You know you fapped to a penis going into a vagina right? You know you fapped to an anus and butt cheeks right?
That's very uwnizardly, right?
There's no denying that this is a very unwizardly thread and I like it.
Fap science is back with more results.
So I did a experiment to see if petroleum jelly causes tpe toys to degrade faster.
To cut to the chase kind of but not for the reasons I thought.
Turns out the jelly is just really shitty as a lube which caused additional stress and friction on the toy which caused it to break down faster, rather then something to do with chemistry.
So how is it shit? Well, it has to be re-applied over, and over, and over, and over again for longer sessions. I am not sure if it is absorbed by the skin or absorbed by the toy but after 5-10 minutes I have to take out another glob and slather everything down all over again to keep going. Being in the middle of "activities" I am not always keen to stop what I am doing to re-lube up, so there are times where I go a little too long with things being basically dry. Which both beats me up from the friction, and really does damage to the toy just from being exposed to way too much stress. It didn't help that I used a cheaper toy for this experiment so it REALLY didn't hold up well to the abuse.
I did try several things to see if I could make it more usable. Adding water to the toy only worked for a few seconds at a time, meaning even more re-applying.
Warming the jelly in a warm water bath before hand only made it be absorbed even faster.
The one thing that did seem to work was applying fuck tons of it at the beginning, like a really gross uncomfortable amount. Really rub it in until both my skin and the toy were fully saturated. Fap a little, then apply even more jelly as the final layer. It was only then that I could have around 20 or so minutes without having to re-apply over and over again. With the tail end of that still getting a little sticky/dry.
The one positive that I noticed from this experiment is that the skin on my junk is very healthy, soft, and well moisturized.
In conclusion, petroleum jelly is not good to use as a lube for tpe toys. Not because it damages the tpe but because it is a shitty lube.
I wonder what I should do for my next experiment?
Anyway, that is all, have a wonderful day.
>>233042>There's a healthy portion of the population that likes an attractive onichan
No healthy person craves buf virgin femdick
But then again California is a weird place>>233047
I came to this conclusion myself a few months back. I think Vaseline only gained traction as a fap lube because it was one of those things teens could keep on their nightstand thinking their parents would be none the wiser because of its general hydrating effects.>I wonder what I should do for my next experiment?
do the Pam do the Pam
>>233058>Ingredients in pam>Canola Oil*, Palm Oil*, Coconut Oil*, Lecithin from Soybeans (Non-Stick Agent), Dimethyl Silicone (For Anti-Foaming), Rosemary Extract (Preservative). CONTAINS: SOY. Also contains propellant to dispense spray
Vegetable oil in a porous material is a bad idea to begin with (it will go rancid as well as attract pest), and also I have already establish that tpe does not react well to thin oils.
I wanna fuck these whores and keep fucking them even when pregnant.
How demiurgic of you
I like inversed nipples.
to make sure i download when I can use pc again
while listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnpSMYE6Gb8
This was my second time. The first time, it was orin being penetrated by futashttps://nhentai.net/g/291033/
and the warm up was her as a futa in every one of these comics except for the big titties one.https://nhentai.net/search/?q=touhou+orin+futanari+eng
with succubi like this how am i supposed tobe a wizard?
by keeping your wizwand in your wizpants
stop watching porn
Those are pretty good, I like dark hair and big boobs that are within realistic proportions. And I wish they were older but they're not lolishit which is important.
Masturbation doesn't make you a non-wizard. Consider the ancient sage:
(quote of ancient sage)
Like you were fucking smart enough to read an ancient sage.
Stop masturbating. Its unhealthy.
It was ok.
Now I am in the mood to see what is new on the adult section on newgrounds.
I couldn't download them. I watch a lot of furry porn these days. I'm going to look for more humanoid pictures now. I love anthro because it combines human beauty with animal beauty.
not bad, i like pixel stuff>>233236
thats too cartoonish imo
>>232639>masculine succubi>>232640>that artist-is-retarded face>pokemon>>232653>vanilla>touhou fan art for porn rather than music and or games>>232654>(((christmas))) porn of all things>>232661>>232774
The Internet died a long time ago and it's too much a pain in the ass to find good sites. Plus over time you eventually get paranoid and delete it because it's the exact same amount of time you get in prison for real shit. >>232668>shitskin female>>233219>>233238>>233177>>233091>>233013>>232776>furries>>232663
What in the bimbo-hell kinda trash is this?>>232665
Gays nor females can be virgins you know, faggot. >>232713>bringing life into the world is your fetish
I miss when imageboards had good taste. Fuck.
You ever get such a huge boner that it actually makes you angry? That's all I can imagine happened to you
Yes, those are realistic. Unlike the mammoth beach-ball things you usually find on 2d porn.
You've never seen a succubus irl with tits that big? Get out of the house more son.
What's wrong with furries? You even posted a furry dude sexing that succubus.
Her looking mostly female makes it not real furry and the guy used it as an obvious excuse to make her not entirely human so it's not as illegal. The man being fully not human just makes it more straight also.
You just don't get it.
The center of the art that is meant to turn you on is mostly the feminine part of the thing. Furries without facial chemistry of actual humans are the annoying legit wanna-fuck-a-dog brand of hentai. Most simply find it eerie. Things like tentacle rape are more normal because, again, the object of focus is two things, dick and the chick. You posted something not a chick at all. It's gay because human orientation is mostly about facial chemistry. Gays get sex constantly. They can just suit up as goofy.
Trust me it's annoying when you 'get it'.
Same, anal in general is kind of a turn off for me.
Yet another reason why I don't like trap/gay porn.
That last one, that is quite a birthday gift.
Would have posted more links to more animated stuff but they where on pornhub and the mods hate that site for whatever reason.
Enjoy this instead. Found it watched it last week but whatever. http://kisshentai.net/Hentai/Energy-Kyouka
Again, totally 2d, and totally rule abiding. Don't fucking ban me for non-rule breaking links.
Does anyone else whisper dirty things to themselves when jacking off? That shit gets me off so much faster.
I think I might have been overdoing it on the fapping. My entire groin area is sore from above the penis to the gooch and even beyond into the legs. I'm worried I broke something. My dick always has gone almost straight up and bending it down away from my body hurt, but I did that a little while fapping and it hurt. I better not have a hernia or something, if I have to get the doctor to look at my penis again I will die of embarrassment.
What's the worst you've ever hurt your dick fapping? Did it get better?
i have hurt my dick fapping, it did get better. give it a few days
Really love the skin on the middle one.
I have no idea how they did it but it looks really good.