No.232639[Last 50 Posts]
ITT, post the last thing you fapped to.
Let's be tasteful and share the nice things!
Some places where you can find an image source before asking:http://saucenao.com/http://iqdb.org/https://images.google.com/
Previous thread: >>226431
you're gonna make touch my wand and cast jizz magic
requesting loli and lolidom
Looks like some gerontophilia shit. Watch out for your grandmas.
I remember when the mods spoiled this kind of shit
it's preferable to seeing any more lolishit, there's really only so much of that a person should need to suffer
t. lolicon double-agent trying to get people to post kiddos in spite of his outward beliefs
I don't know why it has to be said so many times.
If there is a certain kind of stuff you want to see more of in the thread then post it yourself.
Be the change you want to see dude.
I'd lose my virginity to any of those lolis.
Too bad they're in another dimension.
How would you prevent vaginal tearing?
Do you want someone to post the pedophile handbook or something?
Let's just say that it is doable and not get into the details.
Shit is 100% 2d so the god damn asshole mod better not ban/warn me for non rule breaking content again.
And i though MY fetishes were degenerate
what are your fetishes?
very unwizardly just how I like my porn
What exactly is wizardly porn the ?
you see that penis going into a vagina? that's very unwizardly, right? You see that in this thread you post whatever you last fapped to?
You know you fapped to a penis going into a vagina right? You know you fapped to an anus and butt cheeks right?
That's very uwnizardly, right?
There's no denying that this is a very unwizardly thread and I like it.
Fap science is back with more results.
So I did a experiment to see if petroleum jelly causes tpe toys to degrade faster.
To cut to the chase kind of but not for the reasons I thought.
Turns out the jelly is just really shitty as a lube which caused additional stress and friction on the toy which caused it to break down faster, rather then something to do with chemistry.
So how is it shit? Well, it has to be re-applied over, and over, and over, and over again for longer sessions. I am not sure if it is absorbed by the skin or absorbed by the toy but after 5-10 minutes I have to take out another glob and slather everything down all over again to keep going. Being in the middle of "activities" I am not always keen to stop what I am doing to re-lube up, so there are times where I go a little too long with things being basically dry. Which both beats me up from the friction, and really does damage to the toy just from being exposed to way too much stress. It didn't help that I used a cheaper toy for this experiment so it REALLY didn't hold up well to the abuse.
I did try several things to see if I could make it more usable. Adding water to the toy only worked for a few seconds at a time, meaning even more re-applying.
Warming the jelly in a warm water bath before hand only made it be absorbed even faster.
The one thing that did seem to work was applying fuck tons of it at the beginning, like a really gross uncomfortable amount. Really rub it in until both my skin and the toy were fully saturated. Fap a little, then apply even more jelly as the final layer. It was only then that I could have around 20 or so minutes without having to re-apply over and over again. With the tail end of that still getting a little sticky/dry.
The one positive that I noticed from this experiment is that the skin on my junk is very healthy, soft, and well moisturized.
In conclusion, petroleum jelly is not good to use as a lube for tpe toys. Not because it damages the tpe but because it is a shitty lube.
I wonder what I should do for my next experiment?
Anyway, that is all, have a wonderful day.
>>233042>There's a healthy portion of the population that likes an attractive onichan
No healthy person craves buf virgin femdick
But then again California is a weird place>>233047
I came to this conclusion myself a few months back. I think Vaseline only gained traction as a fap lube because it was one of those things teens could keep on their nightstand thinking their parents would be none the wiser because of its general hydrating effects.>I wonder what I should do for my next experiment?
do the Pam do the Pam
>>233058>Ingredients in pam>Canola Oil*, Palm Oil*, Coconut Oil*, Lecithin from Soybeans (Non-Stick Agent), Dimethyl Silicone (For Anti-Foaming), Rosemary Extract (Preservative). CONTAINS: SOY. Also contains propellant to dispense spray
Vegetable oil in a porous material is a bad idea to begin with (it will go rancid as well as attract pest), and also I have already establish that tpe does not react well to thin oils.
I wanna fuck these whores and keep fucking them even when pregnant.
How demiurgic of you
I like inversed nipples.
to make sure i download when I can use pc again
while listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnpSMYE6Gb8
This was my second time. The first time, it was orin being penetrated by futashttps://nhentai.net/g/291033/
and the warm up was her as a futa in every one of these comics except for the big titties one.https://nhentai.net/search/?q=touhou+orin+futanari+eng
with succubi like this how am i supposed tobe a wizard?
by keeping your wizwand in your wizpants
stop watching porn
Those are pretty good, I like dark hair and big boobs that are within realistic proportions. And I wish they were older but they're not lolishit which is important.
Masturbation doesn't make you a non-wizard. Consider the ancient sage:
(quote of ancient sage)
Like you were fucking smart enough to read an ancient sage.
Stop masturbating. Its unhealthy.
It was ok.
Now I am in the mood to see what is new on the adult section on newgrounds.
I couldn't download them. I watch a lot of furry porn these days. I'm going to look for more humanoid pictures now. I love anthro because it combines human beauty with animal beauty.
not bad, i like pixel stuff>>233236
thats too cartoonish imo
>>232639>masculine succubi>>232640>that artist-is-retarded face>pokemon>>232653>vanilla>touhou fan art for porn rather than music and or games>>232654>(((christmas))) porn of all things>>232661>>232774
The Internet died a long time ago and it's too much a pain in the ass to find good sites. Plus over time you eventually get paranoid and delete it because it's the exact same amount of time you get in prison for real shit. >>232668>shitskin female>>233219>>233238>>233177>>233091>>233013>>232776>furries>>232663
What in the bimbo-hell kinda trash is this?>>232665
Gays nor females can be virgins you know, faggot. >>232713>bringing life into the world is your fetish
I miss when imageboards had good taste. Fuck.
You ever get such a huge boner that it actually makes you angry? That's all I can imagine happened to you
Yes, those are realistic. Unlike the mammoth beach-ball things you usually find on 2d porn.
You've never seen a succubus irl with tits that big? Get out of the house more son.
What's wrong with furries? You even posted a furry dude sexing that succubus.
Her looking mostly female makes it not real furry and the guy used it as an obvious excuse to make her not entirely human so it's not as illegal. The man being fully not human just makes it more straight also.
You just don't get it.
The center of the art that is meant to turn you on is mostly the feminine part of the thing. Furries without facial chemistry of actual humans are the annoying legit wanna-fuck-a-dog brand of hentai. Most simply find it eerie. Things like tentacle rape are more normal because, again, the object of focus is two things, dick and the chick. You posted something not a chick at all. It's gay because human orientation is mostly about facial chemistry. Gays get sex constantly. They can just suit up as goofy.
Trust me it's annoying when you 'get it'.
Same, anal in general is kind of a turn off for me.
Yet another reason why I don't like trap/gay porn.
That last one, that is quite a birthday gift.
Would have posted more links to more animated stuff but they where on pornhub and the mods hate that site for whatever reason.
Enjoy this instead. Found it watched it last week but whatever. http://kisshentai.net/Hentai/Energy-Kyouka
Again, totally 2d, and totally rule abiding. Don't fucking ban me for non-rule breaking links.
Does anyone else whisper dirty things to themselves when jacking off? That shit gets me off so much faster.
I think I might have been overdoing it on the fapping. My entire groin area is sore from above the penis to the gooch and even beyond into the legs. I'm worried I broke something. My dick always has gone almost straight up and bending it down away from my body hurt, but I did that a little while fapping and it hurt. I better not have a hernia or something, if I have to get the doctor to look at my penis again I will die of embarrassment.
What's the worst you've ever hurt your dick fapping? Did it get better?
i have hurt my dick fapping, it did get better. give it a few days
Really love the skin on the middle one.
I have no idea how they did it but it looks really good.
Rosalina's body here is silly but hot.
I think pornography is very unwizardly.
Then hide the thread bitch.
then having a penis is unwizardly so cut it off
Has anyone ever worked up the courage to fap outside or in like a public bathroom or something? I remember one time being super tempted to fap in the change room of a kinda busy store, but I decided it wasn't worth getting caught.
Fapped a few times in middle and highschool bathroom, not out of courage or anything, just a combo of teen hormones + boredom + plus not really giving a shit
Wouldn't recommend because legs would always go super numb from sitting on the hard seat too long. Never fapped full on publicly like where anyone could see though. Just not into that kind of nonsense. I prefer private stuff like that stay private.
Yeah in some public bathrooms a few times.
My old room had a balcony, so during the summer i'd sit out there at like one AM and start going to town on myself.
When I was a teenager, my old neighbour was this middle aged divorced cat lady, and she would always garden in beige pants and she ALWAYS did work in just her bra. I remember going into the shed and having a super quick wank after seeing her in her bra and seeing her bend over showing off her big dumpy middle aged ass. It was windy that day, and she had worked up quite a sweat, so not only did i see some nipples, I got to see a little bit of boob meat through the moist fabric.
I remember one time I was at the pool with my family, and this old lady was standing underneath this water fountain thing, and her top came off when the water came down and hit her right where the bra was tied up. It was more funny than sexy, but that was one of the few times in my life I saw tits IRL.
When I was a dumb highschooler, I loved jerking off in bathroom stalls; I always chose the most obscure/least busy ones though.
Anyone here old enough to remember having to jack off to magazines, pamphlets, advertisements, ect?
I just had this idea for a movie too:
>Porn addicted Zoomer somehow gets transported back in time to like the 50s where porn and masturbation is considered taboo; so he has to find a way to get his rocks off in this different time period.
Why are Nintendo succubi so fuckable? Even the weird or gross looking ones appeal to a few people.
I had a hairbrush and used the flat side to smack my dick and balls with; I started off gentle, then I started hitting a bit harder as I went on. I was leaking precum when I started stroking, so I used that as lube; as I was about to climax, I starting hitting my dick and balls again as I was ejaculating and shot a massive load of semen. My balls ached for about a minute, but it was the most intense orgasm I had in quite a few months. The bristles had little beads on the tips of them, so I was using that to also gently stroke it up and down my dick and pubic area.
It is fun to lewd characters that they went out of their way to make family friendly. Plus exposure effect and that most people played Nintendo games in their teens where damn near anything makes you horny so the association was already made.
Just my guesses though.
Congratulations, you're into ball torture!
Where it hurts like a motherfucker, but the orgasms are out of this world!
Just don't go too far and actually hurt yourself.
I am starting to think there is no water based lubes I can use anymore because they all cause a negative reaction on my junk.
This time I got what was said to be totally hypoallergenic, non-toxic, lab and clinic tested, etc. good stuff. I even dug through all the negative reviews online and could not find a single person that complained of a bad skin reaction.
It's main ingredients are glycerin, water, and cellulose gum. All things which aren't normally reactive and should cause issues at all.
I just want to enjoy my onahole without feeling like I set my dick on fire. Is that really too much to ask? There were no issues for almost a year. Now every water based lube I have tried in the past few months leaves me in bad shape. I just want to have fun with my toys. Between them and free porn, I was totally sexually satisfied for a great year. But now I have to deal with this bullshit involving allergic reactions out of nowhere to stuff that shouldn't cause any reaction at all.
I am going to give it one last shot with this sampler pack of all natural, glycerin free, made for sensitive skin sampler pack.
If all 4 cause problems then I give up on water based lubes. https://asyoulikeitshop.com/shop/sexual-health/lubes/organic-lube/natural-lubricant-samples/
The thing that pisses me off is I can't even look up a solution because everything written about lube is about vaginas or sticking things up your butt.
Nothing about TPE toys or reactions to male genitalia.
Why can't things ever be easy. This whole ordeal if so frustrating and I am getting real sick of spending money on things that leave me red and raw if I use them.
Turns out tpe doesn't react to silicon and most blends should be fine with oil.
Also according to doll forms, TPE should be fine with any lube as long as it doesn't risk going bad (like vegetable oils are a no-no because they get trapped in the pores and go rancid).
grow your cowpers' glands
Fuck off with your bullshit. I really ain't in the mood.
I'm being serious. Edge yourself to an extreme degree and use an affirmation+visualization to make them grow, and grow every day if you can maintain that state. That's what I did. It's a crude sort of "sex magic" as people call it, but it works, and when they're big enough you can stop ranting at us about your fucking goddamn off-topic lubricant problems.
I don't usually fap to non-loli, but this was pretty good.
No one is interested in your dumbass role playing as some shapeshifting chaos dick magician.
Fuck off back to /b/ dickwiz.
fuck you, i'm interested
Then take it to /b/ or the occult thread, or make your own shitty thread.
Just edge yourself up to where you're practically roiding 24/7 and do it. There's a couple more things, just visualize the precum coming out, do not visualize the glands growing, they do that automatically in response.
Work on it at least a few times every day.
Don't ever orgasm.
Don't visually check on your progress, or if you do, then verrrry briefly, once per day at most.
You'd see a significant difference already after three days of growth.
That's all there is really.
*cracks open a soda*
think I'm gonna stay right here
I love seeing Shinji in a skirt or dress, he looks good in them.
How do you insert buttplug for the first time, will it hurt?
I'd recommend lubing up well and stretching your anus a little first, try inserting one finger slowly, then try two. With the plug, insert it slowly and carefully; if it's your first time, expect some pain. If the experience is more painful and uncomfortable than arousing, then pull it out slow and clean yourself up well. Disinfect the plug and clean it when you're done.
How to insert it: Lube it up use vasoline, if you want, you can put some in your butthole.
Have fun dude, and be safe!
You don't. You read a book or make some art instead.
Don't try to help them. We'll just drag you down with us.
Begone from this place if you value your health.
what are you talking about, you fucking crab?
Do any of you jerk off to any of the sailor senshi?
Jupiter is pretty top tier, good taste.
Please post more Sailor Moon pics! I haven't jerked off to those succubi in years.
Merry Christmas indeed.
When was the last time anybody here had a wet dream?
I actually never had them.
The last few times I went more than a week without fapping
february last year
they were becoming extremely frequent and a nuisance, that's when I told myself sternly it's not happening ever again and it stopped
I guess the stupid subconscious mind got the message
Although I have been fapping since I was 3 I did take take time off after the age where wet dreams could be a thing and still never had them even after two months.
No, consensual step-sibling naked cuddling
the same for me. I purposely did nofap for months to try to experience it but it never happened
Merry Christmas you degenerates!
Children are naked all the time and it doesn't cause them any trauma. In fact they like it. But if you photograph a child who's naked suddenly it becomes "child abuse". Even though no one is actually being harmed. I hate this society.
>>234346>wanting real 2dpd childs
real kids are gross city, just barely not as awful as 3d succubi
What about incubi?!
Can audio break rule 7?
Does hentai with voice actresses violate the rules?
That's real weirdo shit
The contrast and role reverse is kinda fun. Especially if the writer is creative or tongue in cheek about how the situation developed.
Why the fuck would anyone get off to that kind of shit though?
Lolidom is sexy, cute, funny, and disconnected from reality. perfect escapism readings.
Male domination is bullies, hurts, tears, and can be seen on the news every day.
>>234427>lolidom is cute
lolidom is cope for microdicks
let me guess, you're packing?
some days are gurl days, some days are boy days
this is a boy day and that pic legitimately made me hard
>>234495>that pic legitimately made me hard
i refuse to believe you
Generally the hunky guy next door type. Although I'll admit to liking older guys too.
Lillie is meh, but Lusamine is one the hottest Pokemon succubi ever.
Post more pokegirls
We don't take request or demands here.
If you want more in the thread then post them yourself.
VR head set + pornhub + Virtual desktop = a very good time
It does test my touch typing skills though since I can't actually see the keyboard with the headset on. But I am doing ok, even typed out this post with it on.
Anyway, inspired by the beggar, I am checking out a 360 vid of some Pokemon succubus from the newest game.
Pretty cool. Can be checked out on desktop but is much better in vr.
(link is 100% rule abiding cgi, don't ban me bro)https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5deb4d120063e
He's just jonesing you, people make requests all the time.
I request you post more requests.
nothing 6 months in a fat camp won't fix
that vagina and anus looks like the real thing…
How wood you know?
Anatomy textbooks and fuck tons of porn.
Not usually into furry but not going to lie, that gif is kinda hot.
you're either clinically retarded or a troll, which one is it?
What is "furry"? Sounds like you're more of a zoophile to be honest.
it's not pedoshit wearing fake cat ears
those are some FUCKED UP looking dogs
Looks like an anthro to me. Kemono and kemololi/shota are at least cute, meanwhile the standard western furry is the stuff of nightmares and dog fuckers.
>It doesn't look enough like a dog!
really? are none of you interested in real succubi?
Read the rules numbnuts>Do not post 3D (real) pornography, or 3D content that is solely intended to arouse, attract or fawn over.
Even if there was someone here who fapped to real people, they wouldn't be allowed to post it with being called a normalfag and then getting banned
oh ok thank you for explaining.
not really. Most of them are really gross and fat.
>>234845>the stuff of nightmares
grow the fuck up, you sound like a little kid whining about the scary animal people, I bet you're scared of the dark and think root canals hurt, too
Root canals do hurt. What the fuck are you on about?
Most dental work hurts and having someone literally in your face is the fucking worse.
I'll never understand what you root canal whiners are talking about. The doctor pumps your palate with a needle full of extremely powerful painkiller that has full effect for like two hours, and lingers all day long.
We have reached times where only furry is cute
if you're speaking strictly about porn, then I'm leaning towards a no. Most of 3d porn is just garbage. It's like if the creators of such low quality porn content, think that blatantly displaying genitals in close-up for camera is hot. Not just that, the list goes on.
Both 3d and 2d hentai is pretty degenerate, but at least I'm not that degenerate to take no-fap culture seriously. https://nhentai.net/g/216390/18/
Short report of my latest experimentation.
This time silicon lubricant with TPE onaholes.
After some research including a video of some dude putting a tenga egg in it and letting it soak for a week to no noticeable effect I decided to try for myself.
After a patch test on the outside which did nothing I did a full session with a sample packet of premium top of the line silicon lube (uberlube). I was a bit nervous because silicon lube is well know for being hard to clean up but it was about as easy to manage as the petroleum jelly only FAR less is needed. Requires soap and water to clean up, which is what I do when I fap with onaholes anyway so whatever.
Anyway preformence wise it was a bit too good. The very thin layer of lube made it so that I felt every single rib and bump of the onahole in tantalizing detail. It just made things just right friction and texture wise, not being too slippery to the point of not really feeling much but not at all sticky where friction becomes unpleasant.
In short despite me having a huge amount of experience in edging and orgasm control, while using a onahole I was super familiar with and had no problem in the past lasting for hours using, I didn't last long and came buckets in ~15 minutes.
After clean up, which wasn't anything to write home about, I inspected the onahole for new damage that might have been caused by the lubricant. Didn't detect anything of note.
Conclusion, silicone lube is fine for tpe (at least in the short term) as long as you are willing to deal with the clean up immediately after the session.
It is noted for its long lasting properties, so maybe when I get a actual bottle of most likely less premium grade stuff I can put that to the test.
I think I might prefer it to water based lubes, but will still keep water based lubes around due to their easy clean up.
PS, the negative reviews of uberlube are funny because they mostly revolve around the trolly design of putting their super slippery lube into a small breakable glass container totally slick sides and no obvious hand holds.
And no, I am still not doing the pam.
still haven't grown them huh
it's beautiful ◉.◉
LOL, somehow I thought someone here would like it.
More funny for being so over the top and the animation being so ridicules then even remotely arousing.
Insane. Mating press is insane. Cummed so huge I had to take a bath.DKB-024[/s] 1:17 minutes[/s]
what does this mean?
that's not bad, why'd you go over the top with "no regret"?
Usually when I fap to fringe stuff like pony I end up feeling dirty afterwards, and as if I wasted a fap by not finding something finer and more pure to get off to. Not sure why but it felt right this time. Probably a sign that I'm sinking deeper in to the darkness.
>>235167>Probably a sign that I'm sinking deeper in to the darkness.
next stop: bussy
>>235165>No regret>no remorse
Not gonna lie, this is actually kinda hot.
Not too into MLP stuff, but I can appreciate it.
The only people who jack off to lolicon are losers with tiny dicks.
probably true, or pedos? or both…I dunno. it's a shit taste anyway
what are some good sites for it?
you can say that again
I wish there was more adult pictures here
Sorry but that site sucks, u need "premium" to see anything worthwhile, gonna have to recommend another one
You only need premium if you want to sort be popularity
If you're not willing to wade through all the amateur work to find something fappable, you're not a true lolicon
Usually not a fan of that kind of stuff facials
but that one was really hot.
Don't remember Pixiv being of such low quality, a few years ago it was the best for finding fresh stuff.
All the artist that used to shit their stuff out on tumbler came over and flooded the site with low quality comically bad shit.
That said if you are willing to dig you can still find some great stuff.
Oh that makes sense, I completely forgot Tumblr banning all kinds of porn, one would think Pixiv could implement a quality standard instead of doing the opposite.
>>235305> one would think Pixiv could implement a quality standard
Fucking what? How would they determine that?
They already do but like it's been said before, you gotta have premium to see it
Is she from something like a game or show?
Because otherwise those pics are pretty boring.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and do what you enjoy. It's for your own good.
Granblue or some other gacha shit
I don't follow the IP she's from>boring
Once you hotwire your brain to confuse "cute" with "sexy", boring stuff like this will make a geyser out of you
Oh yes, the VIP catering experience, just filter all the English speaking retards.
oh fug, why does my right ball feel so tight after this nut.
I'm usually really attracted to Rumia, but this one was less attractive to me somehow. The dirty room kind of kills it as well as the title page with the dirty, stained panties. Also maybe the hair, but I like the hair. I just get the feeling the room is really dirty, so she's really dirty. How this is a problem is anyone's guess.
the only good fur
Probably because it reminds you of your own life, which was wrought by irresponsible over-masturbation and pornography addiction.
This would make a great comedy. Too bad it would never get funded.
every thing I don't like gets deleted.
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That made me laugh. Thanks.