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 No.240883[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/

 No.240884

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>feel dejected for not having free time to do the stuff I want
>have free time and waste it away by doing nothing at all
>over, and over, and over again

Heh. I lie to myself constantly, I'm just a fucking moron and I'll never get anything done, ever. Oh well

 No.240885

anyone know what the dance move of 0:25 is called?

 No.240887

>>240884
minnish cap made me realize i fucking hate games where you have the same little boring area opened from the start, and you walk from one corner to another for quests

 No.240888

>>240885
"felatio robot"

 No.240889

>>240888
kek come on wiz!! I wanna know so I can google it and learn it!

 No.240890

>>240887
Minish Cap is what's keeping me on wasting money on a Nintendo Switch. I told myself I would not buy another Nintendo console just to play the next Zelda unless I finished every single released Zelda game first. Glad I can't bring myself to actually play any of the GB/GBC titles, otherwise I would have a Switch gathering dust in my room right now.

 No.240891

>>240887
I never understood the hatred for linearity in biddy games.

 No.240893

>>240891
Some games handle linearity pretty horribly though, like ff13?(i think) where they just made map one looong lubetube fer entire game…
On another note just finished reading sourcery from discworld series and it was great, not a dull moment in entire book, kinda sad about ending though.

 No.240898

>>240891
It's not linearity but level design. I wouldn't mind a "corridor" layout, at least when i go to the next area or room i see something new.

 No.240903

A cheeseburger meal at mcdonalds costs less than a big mac meal but the cheeseburger meal has more food in it, the only problem is that mcdonalds cheeseburgers taste shitty compared to the big mac.

 No.240905

>>240903
the only problem is that right now it's delivery only and no way i'm removing my tinfoil hat

 No.240911

>>240905
In missouri the drive through is still open.

 No.240914

we must close the drive-though loophole

 No.240923

>>240914
>we
>a 100 wizards should infect themselves and declare they got it at drive-throughs
>history will never know a 100 brave virgins saved America

 No.240929

>>240885
amateur electrician

 No.240943

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I took a gamble on an ebay flashlight because it uses a cree bulb that had good reviews on different flashlights, and it paid off

for $7.98 this is a pretty sweet flashlight, it's bright as hell, even in the daytime, what a great focusing lens, the entire body is light but strong, solid aluminum, the pocket spring is first class

I should've bought two

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Just had a headache for 24 hours straight, now my stomach is hurting and I threw up a little bit.

Holy shit, life is suffering.

 No.240972

>>240971
*your life is suffering

 No.240973

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>>240972
Mods, can you ban this faggot already? He keeps harassing me

 No.240974

Big gaps in my teeth. The edge of my tongue can fit in them.
Worrisome.

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 No.240997

>>240974
brush your damn gums

 No.241001

>>240997
That's now how it works.

 No.241002

>>241001
yeah that's literally how it works, ask any dentist, and then brush your damn gums

 No.241003

>>241002
>ask any dentist
ok (little does he know I actually have a family member that is a dentist that I can easily call)
Nope, they say you are wrong and gaps in teeth are not generally caused by not brushing gums. Actually laughed out loud at the question.

 No.241005

>>241003
>I just happen to have a dentist cousin
>I just happen to be on "call him anytime I want" terms with him
>I just happened to call him and have a conversation within 4 minutes of your post

you expect anyone to believe this shit son?

 No.241006

>>241005
When you aren't a dick your family actually enjoys talking to you.

Also never said it was a cousin.

 No.241012

>>241006
brush your gums you obvious liar

 No.241021

>>241012
Prove me wrong bitch

 No.241030

you need to drop the 'commit' in 'commit suicide' cause it implies a mistake, crime or immoral act

 No.241031

>>241030
a better phrase to use would be "wizzing yourself"
need i explain?

 No.241032

>>241031
wizzing has been having too many meanings ranging from having sex to having gay sex
so no

 No.241038

>>241030
I always thought it appropriate because it ultimate level of commitment.
Notice how trying and failing or thinking about it doesn't get the word commit used.
Same sense of the word as when someone commits to something.

 No.241042

april 2nd

it's snowing again

 No.241045

>>241042
it's wizzing

 No.241046

>>241045
apparently it is spring, lol

 No.241047

>>241046
Dude, it can technically snow in the summer if you are in the right area.
Snow has little to do with what season it is.
Weather != Season

 No.241049

>>241038
there's a difference between commit something and commit *to* something
look at the synonym given (perpetrate), and the examples (crime, sin)
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/commit

 No.241050

>>241049
And yet the word is the same.

Just one of those quarks of our language.

 No.241056

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>>241047
it has everything to do with it if, say, you try implying that spring = no snow

e.g. "what do you mean you can't ride a bicycle? it's SPRING!"

no, it's not

 No.241060

>>241047
Weather absolutely does correlate to what season it is you absolute moron. In places like Australia, for example, you would refer to December as summer because that's when that region is hottest. So no, it can't "technically" snow in summer. If it is snowing, it is not summer, simple as that.

 No.241063

>>241060
It occasionally snows in parts of Australia in December.

 No.241081

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Anyone here noticed the quality drop in posts lately? I know how often people say that but I'm sure this time is quite noticeable. It seems for the past few days every idiot out there found his pair to get into an online altercation with. Usually it takes me a few minutes to browse through wizchan posts made in an hour but recently it's taking only seconds since 90% of them is a couple of idiots quarreling over some inane shit nobody, and I suspect, even themselves care about.

Didn't know even wizards get bored in quarantines and start shitposting this hard. Would you kindly get your boredom posts to /b/ please.

 No.241085

>>241081
The posts here as with everywhere else are mostly low quality. You have to search for the one or two good posts like a needle in a haystack.

 No.241088

>>241081
> inane shit
Well, true wizards tend to have autism, and autists tend to have obsession with minute detail

 No.241089

>>241088
>actually truwiz'ing
lol

 No.241094

>>241056
>>241060
You can cry nuh-uh all you want but that doesn't change anything.

All because you just can't wrap your head around the fact that it indeed does snow in the spring.
https://www.loveexploring.com/gallerylist/72248/the-us-cities-that-get-the-most-snow-during-spring

 No.241097

>>241091
I don't know about the universe but I'm fairly sure we could emulate quite a lot and make you anything you want to be inside that emulation. We'll see.

 No.241099

>>241091
>I wish I could step into my screen too
VR is a bit like that, especially using virtual desktop, but the novelty wears off pretty fast.

 No.241100

>>241094
everyone knows spring means melting and new growth, if your state or country is still locked in the grip of a brutal winter it doesn't matter what some faggot calendar says, nobody is gonna open a door to a wall of snow and think "spring"

they're gonna think it's still winter, and rightfully so, and if a dumb word games faggot like you tried getting all ACKSHUALLY on them they'd think you're touched

 No.241104

>>241100
Man this really seems to rustle your jimmies, having that you are wrong about such basic things pointed out that is.
Crying nuh-uh even more or trying to appeal to some nonexistent "everyone" still doesn't change the facts.

Spring doesn't mean what you seem to think it means. Deal with it, learn, and move on.

 No.241118

>>241100
He is autistic or something, those types can't seem to grasp abstract concepts like season.

 No.241126

>>241118
And you're a fucking kike.

 No.241215

Does anyone have that Ben Shapiro picture that was related to Fay from Starfox? That made me laugh a lot, and I've just beaten Starfox 2, so I wanted to see it again.

 No.241216

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 No.241219

>>241216
I bearly know who that is but the text is pretty funny

 No.241223

>>241219
>>241216
I don't get it.

 No.241228

>>241223
I think it is a parody of some political thing only furries got their hands (or well paws I guess) on it and did what they do. I just found the unexpected absurdly kind of funny.
It could also be seen as a tongue in cheek dismissal of political tribalism.
Like liberal VS. conservative bullshit doesn't matter. Nutting to hot doggirls matters.

 No.241229

>>241227
Oh. Yeah I really didn't get that. Thanks.

 No.241237

>>241216

Goddamn that's still as funny as I remember it. Thank you very much. Saved.

 No.241259

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 No.241265

I like laughing at this absurd retard

 No.241271

>>241265
that’s probably the most wizardly female you can get

 No.241282

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to the kid who wanted to have a similar experience like watching welcome to the nhk
I forgot the thread
check out punpun

 No.241283

>>241282
punpun is kinda lame at times, did get the feels a bit but it rubbbed me the wrong way

still worth it

 No.241296

>wake up
>first thing to do is to check on wizchan
>nothing interesting posted on the last 10 hours

Oh well, time to go back to bed, maybe if I give it another 12 hours.

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 No.241300

>wake up
>feels like I slept all night
>first thing to do is check the clock
>nope it's only been 3 hours

oh well, gonna be running on fumes for another 16 hours

 No.241304

I do not enjoy absolutely anything anymore AND I can't go out to roam in the forest. The fuck do I do now.

 No.241307

>>241282
punpun is fucking shit

 No.241310

>>241300
it feels great when you take a short twenty minutes nap and it's like you've had a couple hours of sleep though.

 No.241312

>>241310
yeah, if you sleep like a rock, how much do you weigh? fatsos typically sleep very deeply

 No.241314

>>241312
im nearly underweight actually.

 No.241326

>>241314
can never be too sure about that, there are countries where they consider "underweight" anything under 500lbs

 No.241327

>>241326
Name one you hyperbolic faglord.

 No.241328


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 No.241369

>>241326
That’s the dumbest thing ive read in a while and im not going to argue over something so trivial
believe whatever you want

 No.241371

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>>241369
so you don't believe in monsters?

 No.241375

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My headphones just died on me. It's been many years since I bought one and it's so overwhelming, too many brands and prices are all over the place. Any wizzie with headphones experience could help me out?

I don't want any of those bluetooth/wireless ones, I just want a pair of in-ear headphones with a jack that's going to last forever, preferably. Budget is about 50 bucks.

I've been using the ones that came in with my mom's Asus's phone and they were decent enough for me, clearly I'm not an audiophile.

 No.241376

>>241375

Recently I got a very basic samsung in-ear phone. Not bought but as an accessory when I bought a phone for someone.

They were 'made in Vietnam' and I expected it to sound cheap but amazed at the very flat response across all frequencies.

It comes with an (unavoidable) mic.

Nothing lasts for long these days, wizbro. Buy cheap and change it when it breaks.

 No.241377

>>241375
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Panasonic-RP-HJE120E-D-Ergo-Canal-Headphones-Orange/dp/B00392333C
unfortunately unavailable around here.
bought in november 2014 for a dozen bucks, the left one has stopped working in january this year, but i don't care since i only use them for podcasts and will keep using them till the right side finally dies
i wouldn't put more than twenty or thirty bucks (if that!) in in ear headphones. no audiophile either, but i think the consensus is that for that particular kind of product, you either want to go very high quality-very expensive or you get something cheaper and decent with the unavoidable quality tradeoffs

 No.241378

>>241377
Damn that's lot of years mine at best last one and half before one side fails so I try to keep at least two pairs

 No.241379

>>241378
yes and judging by the reviews im not the only one to have been pleasantly surprised by their durability. by the way, unless things have dramatically changed in the last ten years, stay away from sony

 No.241385

>>241375
i have like 50 wired earplug-style earbuds. so far they seem to last around 1 year each so i should be set for the res of my life

 No.241386

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Thanks for the response wizzies, I was thinking about buying those Sennheiser earbuds but if they're not made to last I might as well get some random, cheap non-sony ones instead. I'll post about it when they arrive.

 No.241388

>>241377
Also I can't find this exact one here either, but there are other Panasonic ones, we'll see.

 No.241389

>>241376
>nothing lasts for long these days
my cheap skullcandy jibs lasted almost six years

may still work, too
gotta try resoldering a couple super thin wires on the inside

 No.241466

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4585230/Shocking-pictures-reveal-tiny-Hong-Kong-coffin-homes.html
>Shocking pictures of Hong Kong 'coffin homes' show chopping boards feet away from toilets in cramped apartments as narrow as a single mattress

 No.241475

>>241466
this reminds me of a wizzie who's proud of doing a """personal protest""" by not breeding lol

 No.241476

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>>241466
Did you just found out about HK's shitty apartments? You're in for a treat, look for Kowloon walled city, it's really interesting.

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 No.241499

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>>241476
your pic reminds me of this illustration of serial experiment lain

 No.241501

I just brought some e-cigs. The idea is that I will replace my heavy alcohol use with vaping eventually. Alcoholism has turned me into a fat slob who is useless when he isn't sober.

Hopefully I can get the same dopamine rush from e-cigs without any of the negatives associated with alcohol.

 No.241507

Te other internet sites seem to be a crowded mess right now because of the quarantine but I see no difference here in months. I guess everyone had already been quarantined from society even before the virus gimmicks.

 No.241509

>>241501

My desire to drink has gone down a bit after smoking a bit, which seems promising. I think I am gonna get a proper vaporizer and juice and shit when I run out of these e-cigs.

I've been watching videos about vaping on youtube and a lot of people place emphasis on the amount of vape smoke. Fucking why? You would think that you would want to have as little smoke as possible while still getting that nicotine hit.

 No.241520

It is odd to me that whatever the popular up and coming genera is in electronic music I usually don't like that much, but the very slightly different sub-genera of the sub-genera I tend to like quite a bit.

Like right now synthwave is getting big but I am not a fan.
But I can really get down to darksynth which if I am being honest is basically the same thing only with a focus on bass and makes better use of the minor scale for melody.

When trance was big I found it totally boring, but psy-trance was a experience that blew my mind as I sat daydreaming in a dark room with the visualizer going.

and so on and so forth.
I wonder why that is. Is it the music or is it me.

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 No.241526

one of the local chevron stations is fucked up, every time the door opens or the clerk presses their touchscreen computer at the counter, or you touch this or that, the sound effect of a ring from sonic the hedgehog is heard throughout the store's speakers, which are also playing weird 80s music all the time from a personal mixtape or something

you go in there to get a soda and it sounds like someone is playing sonic the hedgehog, speeding through a row of rings on greenhill zone to a custom BGM of superfreak by rick james

it's so bizarre

 No.241583

>>241526
probably because they released a new sonic movie

 No.241592

>>241526
that sounds awesome

 No.241600

I have really bad retaining issues. Finished a book yesterday and almost all forgotten already.

 No.241667

Really like her voice and busto modo part not even Marie has that cute fantasy like voice saving tickets for her event

 No.241685

youtube had this big ass fucking white bar on the bottom of every video. jesus christ it took up like half the video

tldr if you're using firefox with fingerprint protection, add "www.youtube.com##.ytp-gradient-bottom" to your adblock filter

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 No.241687

>>241667
Oh hey, I made one of those.

 No.241690

Fucking YouTube with their comment sections full of lame jokes repeated for the thousandth time

 No.241692

>>241690
just like reddit im guessing

at least youtube comments dont show up on search results though

 No.241693

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 No.241694

>>241693
what's onlyfans?

 No.241695

>>241693
doesnt mortgaging a house in southern us only cost a 5k deposit

 No.241696

>>241694
I think it's some sort of porn site but I'm not going to look it up

 No.241697

>>241694
patreon for porn i believe

 No.241699

>>241687
Congrats her voice helps endure this shitty reality I hope I can get her in the next event if they ever redoit

 No.241700

>>241694
A platform where e-succubi and camwhores can ask for money and they'll give you a picture of their nipples or whatever.

 No.241709

is anyone else's mom doing the quarantine thing and nagging the fucking shit out of you 24/7?

 No.241714

>>241709
Yep 100%

They need someone to talk to when the TV gets boring

 No.241715

>>241695
That highly depends.
There are very expensive areas just like anywhere else.

 No.241718

hadouken

 No.241719

>>241718
Ryu is tru wiz only main character who hasn't being tainted yet

 No.241720

smoking meth hitting cats on the block with the gat

 No.241721


 No.241750

Treasury, IRS launch new tool to help non-filers register for Economic Impact Payments
WASHINGTON — To help millions of people, the Treasury Department and the Internal Revenue Service today launched a new web tool allowing quick registration for Economic Impact Payments for those who don’t normally file a tax return.
The non-filer tool, developed in partnership between the IRS and the Free File Alliance, provides a free and easy option designed for people who don't have a return filing obligation, including those with too little income to file. The feature is available only on IRS.gov, and users should look for Non-filers: Enter Payment Info Here to take them directly to the tool.
"People who don't have a return filing obligation can use this tool to give us basic information so they can receive their Economic Impact Payments as soon as possible," said IRS Commissioner Chuck Rettig. "The IRS and Free File Alliance have been working around the clock to deliver this new tool to help people."
The IRS reminds taxpayers that Economic Impact Payments will be distributed automatically to most people starting next week. Eligible taxpayers who filed tax returns for 2019 or 2018 will receive the payments automatically. Automatic payments will also go in the near future to those people receiving Social Security retirement, survivors, disability (SDDI), or survivor benefits and Railroad Retirement benefits.
https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/treasury-irs-launch-new-tool-to-help-non-filers-register-for-economic-impact-payments

 No.241752

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I've gotten a total of $3,350 from the government this year.

$2,150 from taxes and $1,200 from the stimulus checks.

#based #basedandredpilled

 No.241753

>>241752
ive never done my taxes. in europe they do that shit for you. if u go to the store and buy a soda for 1 dollar u pay just a dollar not extra shit

 No.241755

>>241753
Isn't that how it is everywhere? When people say do your taxes I kinda assumed they mean income, property or vehicle tax.

 No.241756

>>241755
in USA if you go to the story and buy a bag of shit and it says 1 euro, its not actually 1 euro they make you pay extra so you can just walk into a store with 1 euro and buy 1 euro candy, if you bought a 1 euro candy it would come out to like 1.06 or some really gay shit.

fuck america

 No.241757

>>241756
The reason is the decentralized nature of taxation. Each locality in the US can have a different sales tax rate. European countries usually have just national taxes on consumption and it's usually higher.

Tax filing is about making sure your reported income is accurate and claiming deductions/getting money back. In Europe, businesses still have to do it, but individuals don't.

 No.241758

>>241752
>Happy he is being paid his own money back to him

 No.241777

been watching some more of the anime I downloaded in like 2009-10

never thought I'd be procrastinating on it this long, but when the day comes you lose your passion for anime…it's really gone man

 No.241780

>>241777
It's cyclical for me.

 No.241781

>>241777
To me it isn't about losing passion, there just arent very many good anime. When you're watching the best of the best it seems like a good form of media, but there's not much of that and then you're left with derivative low quality shit

 No.241783

Broke my fucking keyboard again

 No.241791

taking walks again. don't want to risk getting fined so can't wander off too far from home

 No.241792

>>241791
why do u walk outside

i used to be very nervous walking down the street if i ever had to go anyware, i know everyone would see me

 No.241794

>>241752
>#based #basedandredpilled
can someone explain what is this shit?

 No.241827

Watched letsplays of HL Alyx.
How do they not vomit of false motion all the time. I'm getting sick just by watching.

 No.241835

>>241792
I am still pathologically anxious like this so I understand the feeling. If you keep moving and do not stop it's bearable, even more so these days where there aren't that many people roaming around because of the virus scare.

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 No.241864

some of these crude stock ubuntu games are pretty comfy, like dos games

 No.241865

Dissemble and assembled keyboard a couple of times tried some keys while dissambled and worked yet it won't work when putting back together

 No.241867

>>241835
I try to use backstreets, but it's always disconcerting when I make eye contact just because they're going the other way.

 No.241869

slowly convincing my mom that I'm going to have real hard trouble with getting a job in future thanks to corona hope the economy shits itself and will never recover in 6 years

 No.241884

>>241869
well I got told to join the military despite being totally uncoordinated.

 No.241892

Somedays the only marking that time is passing is having to go to bed. I feel stuck in limbo, and it feels good.

 No.241894

I went to /r/schizoid on reddit and the first post I saw had people talking about having one-night stands and being promiscuous. Gave me a good laugh

 No.241895

>>241894
The people on the schizoid forums are strangely promiscuous too. I don't get it.

 No.241897

>>241865
THE BUMS LOST

 No.241898

>>241894
reddit is a shithole, no surprise

 No.241901

>>241894
>>241895
>I saw had people talking about having one-night stands
My first reaction was to discount them for being frauds, which still might be true, but that situation does make sense for reasonably attractive schizoids who have had succubi fall into their lap because of their indifferent personality. That indifference is appealing to succubi since it plays on the animistic need to attract the best possible mate, someone who is so superior they aren't even interested in them. Not all schizoids are disinterested in sexual activity.

That said, over time SPD is just going to get more and more meaningless as it gets co-opted by people who think they don't have a social life because they only have friends online. I think the theft speaks to how a lot of normal people have admiration for people who are so fiercely independent.

 No.241906

>>241901
There's a lot of romanticization of seeming detached but still getting laid. A lot of people seem to think being like Patrick Bateman is cool without the killing.

 No.241907

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>>241894
>>241895
>>241898
>>241901
>>241906
its called dunning-kreuger. so many people over-diagnose themselves with bullshit diseases because theyre melodramatic and irational.

its why, being in the abominable situation I am, at my age, and with my issues, I refuse to label myself any variant of depression/avoidant/schizoid etcetera fantasy because it screams emo forced melodramaticism people use because they want to tell themselves theyre sensitive and cool and unique.

if i ever go to a doctor and get diagnozed with anything, fine, but until then Im just another loser and there is no sense in trying to force some bullshit No-True-Loser More-Depressed-Than-Thou pity party bullshit you will see places like here and other /r9k/ clones.

its not even something to be proud of, I am the real deal after all.

 No.241909

>>241907
there's also the jungian itnpj-whatever nonsense that imbeciles like to throw around, i cant stand it

 No.241913

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>poster 1: haha, look how normalshits X + sex
>10 over posters: OH BOY let me give everyone a detailed essay about groid's sexual behavior with statistics, links and my personal observations
>cuz UUUUGH YOU NEED TO KNOW THE ENEMY yeah

Every fucking time, Wizchan.

 No.241914

has anyone here actually gotten their coronabux yet?

 No.241943

>>241907
But you label yourself a loser? do you let others label you?

 No.241946

>>241943
because im not narcissistic or clinically autistic, I am very rational and obsessed with reality, childish egoist delusions arent whats stopping me from killing myself. i dont need to inflate my ego by convincing myself that i am smarter and better than everybody else to help me sleep at night. i see things for how they are and for what they are, if i was blessed with clinical autism or some sort of psychotic, disassociative disorder like schizophrenia then i would be playing with toy trains happy as can be.

Thats not me, as much as I wish it was, everything i see is real 100%, i let myself be scared, i let myself become curious and wonder

i dont have any coping mechanisms. i see the truth for what it is, because it is what it is, and thats the way it is.

compared to the kind of person incapable of any sort of introspection, and can gladly be satisfied existentially as long as he has anime or video games, im just not that kind of person, there is no more suspension of disbelief for me.

 No.241949

>>241946
I don't really see having crippling impairments as helping egos. I can see what you mean in terms of the people who can just focus on drawing or trains or lego.

It doesn't really help me cope at all knowing what's wrong with me especially since there's no way to fix it. I just like to whine since there's nothing else to do.

 No.241951

>>241946
> i dont have any coping mechanisms
> everything i see is real 100%
yeah right

 No.241961

is the sun exposure/vitamin D deficiency a meme or is there a medical basis to it? it always sounded vastly exagerated to me

 No.241963

i wish i could get bux for having a lizard brain. there is no substance to my thoughts, no imagination to look at things, no visuals, no sounds, there's fucking nothing. just trying to articulate my thoughts into language is a nightmare sometimes. i feel like im blind or disabled or some shit, in cognitive or psychological ways. an airhead

 No.241965

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Veteran wizard here… 34 years old… Here’s a few words of advice:

DO instead of THINKING or FEELING.

 No.241967

how insightful

 No.241969

>>241968
Ah, wizchan 2020.
Glad to be back…

 No.241970

>>241969
nah thats OG Wizchan

 No.241971

>>241265
Has science gone too far?

 No.241972

>>241475
Which wizzie?

I too am doing a personal protest :)

 No.241974

>>241477
And they are still happier and more well adjusted than us :(

 No.241975

>>241946
>i dont have any coping mechanisms

Lol, delusional as fuck i see

 No.241976

>>241975
i am 100% more real than you. I was born in these streets, while you were tugging your dick to otokonoko shotacon I was unravelling the existential faults of the modern western male.

keep playing video games and watching anime, you might spontaneously combust if you stop

 No.241984

>>241965
Lol, I figured this out when I was 19. Good luck translating your thought of doing something into actual action.

 No.242007

>>241965
When I DO without THINKING, it usually gets me into trouble.

 No.242009

I think that the least wizardly porn you can fap to is JOI ASMR in your language.

 No.242010

>>242009
I mean, most ASMR is incredibly unwizardly cause it's just succubi speaking to you.

 No.242011

>>242009
I am pretty sure fapping to cam sites where you actually pay e-hoes is the least wizardly.

 No.242012

>>242009
>>242010
i dont want porn or masturbate anymore but when i did i can attest JOI virtual porn is for gentlemen

 No.242013

>>242010
Yep, I just came across this video of a succubus talking in my language and pretending to be my gf, she was saying things like "you make me so nervous, I like you" all while looking at the camera with those eyes, I had my headphones on and could even feel her breath. I don't know what the real thing feels like (I'm a virgin duh!) but I'm convinced that it must feel just like that.
>>242011
Unless you're paying them to do things on camera solely for you, or to get a session with them where it's only you and her, in other words, you paying a whore to have some virtual time, I don't think it's more unwizardly than the JOI Girlfriend ASMR I mentioned.

 No.242018

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Got my sweet Trump bux

 No.242025

>>242018
What are you going to do with it? My country is also giving the bucks but I declared exactly $200 above the limit last year and don't qualify for it. Yay.

 No.242029

>>242018
Lucky. I was really looking forward to this. Unfortunately my breeders claimed me as dependent and I get jack shit.

 No.242035

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 No.242036

>>242035
Could anyone actually watch this without muting it first? I couldn't.

 No.242037

>>242036
ha! me too, I muted this shit after a few seconds, to avoid the critical levels of CRINGE

 No.242038

>>242029
My parents claim me as a dependent too but they're being cool about it and splitting the money with me so I get $800.

 No.242039

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>>242035
>>242036
>>242037
im sure hes a nice guy

 No.242041

>>242038
Wow. Lucky. I sure could use $800 right now.

 No.242043

I can live a year on 800$

 No.242044

>>242035
I just fucking threw up in my mouth.

 No.242045

>>242039
Still better than being a succubus tho

 No.242056

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Anyone here growing their wiz mane and wiz beard?

I am.

 No.242058

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I believe…

 No.242059

>>242018
I got relief too, not as much as 1000 USD but hey it's free money, planning on getting a new gpu. It's funny because I'm doing the exact same life as always so as long as I don't get sick, corona has been beneficial for me.
>>242056
Last time I cut my hair was two years ago and haven't shaved since October last year. Kinda look like a hobo, but who cares, I don't go outside.

 No.242079

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 No.242080

>go to smoke shop in a grocery store to get my dude weed pills
>Get free pack of Easter eggs

Based

 No.242083

>>242058
What a shitty and useless card.

 No.242088

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>>242083
No card is useless.

 No.242092

>>242088
That sounds like something a shit player who can't build a proper deck would say.

 No.242094

>>242092
Not my words, but Yugi.

 No.242099

>>242093
I used to buzz too but I am trying something new to destroy the monotony of my life at least one bit.

 No.242103

>>242058
>>242083
>>242088
>>242092
i always fantasized about remaking Duel Monsters era yugioh and making shitty useless cards like Great Moth and Dark Sage usable

i know 0 about programming so it has always been a fantasu

i loved yugioh as a kid but there is no where to play pre-GX yugioh unless u use duel links or goat format

sux

 No.242104

>>242094
Yugi cheats like a motherfucker and makes up shit on the spot

 No.242105

>>242104
Just have the heart of the cards bruh

 No.242107

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>>242104
Prove it.

 No.242145

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What theme are you using for wizchan?

 No.242150

>>242145
The defaults.

 No.242166

>>242145
regular yotsuba

it briefly flashes with everything as the default theme whenever a page is loaded though which is annoying

 No.242187

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I'm devastated. Everyone here is a genius, an expert in economics, philosophy, psychology and politics.
Oh, they dominate me. Those smart educated bastards. How superior they must feel. Smug laughter echoing in their rooms.
What do i do?

 No.242188

>>242187
Nobody is as smart as you think they are.

 No.242190

>>242145
I like Tomorrow and very much hate the default, but for years I am stuck using default because i refuse to enable cookies or stop using VPNs. I wish admins would fucking change it to something dark already

 No.242191


 No.242192

>>242187
You become educated and therefore, respectable.
Knowledge is power
For a remedial general education, look into the general lecture series on Youtube and on the 'tutrorial'-like explanation videos.
Books may be a little to heavy, but get started with videos and work your way up.
Good luck

 No.242193

>>242192
Thank you, you're my savor.
Finally i can get respect from the best people of our generation, members of Wizardchan. Finally i'll feel as a real human being.
wtf… im crying….

 No.242194

>>242193
I shall make a wild assumption that you are not a regular around here
Seems par for the course nowadays
Proceed and post as much as you can, especially misinformation, things about relationships and friends, wizchan 2020 seems to love it

 No.242195

>>242194
He’s trolling you.

 No.242196

>>242195
That's what i get for trying to help people around here i guess

 No.242197

>>242194
>you are not a regular around here
>doesn't know about "wtf… im crying"
oh, nigger

 No.242198

>>242196
ever since around 2010, you should assume that every post on the internet with any sincerity is just a troll.

 No.242199

>>242198
What a time to be alive

 No.242202

>>242107
Should I watch this? I enjoy stuff like Digimon and Yu Yu Hakusho, but I'm not sure about this.

 No.242203

>>242187
At least you're now an expert in getting butthurt lmao

 No.242205

>>242202
Considering you liked digimon, yeah. If you liked pokemon too you'll like yugioh.

 No.242206

>>242196
he was clearly being facetious in his original post, do you suffer from autism or something?

 No.242207

>>242206
Someone has autism on wizchan? Say it ain't so!

 No.242208

>>242206
Chastised for being autistic on wizchan
Would never of thought i'd live to see the day

 No.242209

>>242204
How does it sound?
Can you record it?

 No.242210

>>242209
Leave faggot.

 No.242212

>>242207
>>242208
I wasn't being hostile, I was just asking a question, work on your reading comprehension

 No.242214


 No.242215

>>242204
Probably some stupid whore insinuation

 No.242225

>>242224
lmao

 No.242226

>>242217
>>242224
>>242214
Idiots, now I'm left wondering the sound of the real thing…

 No.242227

>>242226
Just get out already.

 No.242228

>>242227
just don't discuss the sound your penis does when your moving it inside a silicone hole.

 No.242229

I had a objective to complete, I finished it and now I feel satisfied. Today was a good day.

 No.242230

>>242229
Congrats and good for you dude.

 No.242238

I'm gonna watch a 13 hour playthrough of the ps4 god of war, I'll never be able to afford a ps4 and games

 No.242239

Really enjoyed this scene.

 No.242240

>>242238
What? It's pretty cheap now.

 No.242241

>>242240
it'd need to be like $20 cheap for me to afford it

 No.242254

I love going to random forums, dropping some controversial topic, and then just watching all the norpers go crazy and start tearing themselves apart over it. I don't even care about the topic I just like scrolling through all the replies to witness all the effortless butthurt I've caused. I recommend this for any wiz that is bored out of his mind, it's a great way for simple pleasure.

 No.242255

norms doing birthday drive-bys because of coronavirus. so instead of inviting people to a party, they invite people to drive by their house and all the cars are in a convoy blasting birthday music

sitting outside on the front porch ive witnessed this shit twice today

absolutely bizarre

 No.242261

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Player Eldritch Horror again,was close to winning but I didn't manage to stop some spider thing and the very fabric of reality was destroyed so yeah. This game is hard.

 No.242262

>>242255
Yeah, I seen some shit like that on good friday.
Normies going to norm.

 No.242270

I dreamt of old wizardchan and the great groupening where we would all be grouped and captured. Beware the wizardchan river, for if you fall into it, you will never come out. You will become one with wizardchan. I was there at the great groupening, near the river itself. I could feel the doom coming on. I could see flying saucers in the sky, ready to abduct us. I swear, I was going to jump in the river itself.

Before then, I was dreaming, searching, for something related to an old wizardchan. I wanted to go back like the old days to where it was supposedly comfy. Those days are gone now, and I doubt they were actually as comfy as I remembered them.

 No.242289

So much better than what we got

 No.242312

>>242261
who do you play it with

 No.242313

>>242312
Alone, the game is cooperative so you can just play it by yourself by controlling 2 characters (or more) at once.

 No.242314

>>242254
it's a juvenile way for simpleton pleasure

 No.242318

>>242255
Normalfags are going insane. At first I wasn't bothered by my family more than usual but these last few days are making me wish I had the damn virus, at least I'd be isolated

 No.242319

in my city most people wearing masks are still wearing them – on, not lowered – while driving and walking alone, when it's totally unnecessary

these idiots think the hoax germ is floating around like dust and pollen

 No.242340

>>242319
Ive seen people covering their face with scarves or makeshift masks like there was smoke in the air or something

 No.242342

>>242319
It does stay in the air for up to 3 hours if someone coughs.

 No.242352

>>242342
no it doesn't, germs don't have wings to fly around with, they can only be airborne as long as the moisture droplets from an exhalation from your body they're attached to are wet and buoyant…those don't last for three fucking hours

try three seconds

seriously, being contrarian has its limits, you fucking people who have such a burning need to comeback against everything anyone says, you'll pull the dumbest possible shit from your asses

shut up with your "flu winds" horseshit, germs don't have wings, the weather doesn't have coronavirus in it you liar

 No.242353

>>242352
Go back to /b/

 No.242355

>Currently, the term droplet is often taken to refer to droplets >5 μm in diameter that fall rapidly to the ground under gravity, and therefore are transmitted only over a limited distance (e.g. ≤1 m). In contrast, the term droplet nuclei refers to droplets ≤5 μm in diameter that can remain suspended in air for significant periods of time, allowing them to be transmitted over distances >1 m
seems like they can float around just fine if they are small enough. but i think outside this isn't a big deal, since the uv from the sun is potent, so maybe the shit floating around indoors is the only concern

 No.242356

>>242319
I don't know about them but if you have a job or something where you are already wearing the mask all day you kinda get used to it on and don't bother paying the amount of attention needed to raise and lower it every time you change how close you are to others.
Once you got it on and in a comfortable position why would you keep messing with it so you have to put in even more effort and keep on adjusting it to get it just right again? They ain't gas mask. They are little light nothings that don't restrict breathing or make your face sweaty and uncomfortable. It be like putting on and taking off nicely fitting relatively conforatble gloves every time you opened a door or handled something.
At some point your are just like fuck it and leave the gloves on the whole time you are out and take them off only when you have to or you get home.

 No.242358

>>242356
>They are little light nothings that don't restrict breathing or make your face sweaty and uncomfortable
the masks you have must be pretty shitty, I can't think of a situation in which exhaling warm co2 back onto your face is comfortable
>wearing gloves
there's literally no point in doing this, unless you can remove your gloves without touching them, stop being lazy and wash your hands

 No.242398

>>242391
>another implausible reason
stop posting contrarian shit

 No.242446

My anus is bleeding, fuckkkkk…

 No.242451

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lol

 No.242455

just had a fun, really relieved you of all the stress and frustration

 No.242458

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lol this channel had this dj guy playing and in that small square people dancing to the music and then this furry dude appeared KEKKKKKK

 No.242459

>>242451
Im always tempted to buy and wear really provocative shirts like these but I never do.

 No.242468

>>242352
it's a virus not a germ. I did some extra research and apparently it can stay airborne for up to 30 mins. The 3h was last month theory that got disproved.

 No.242469

>>242468
>up to
classic weasel wording

one must wonder what sort of bizarre laboratory conditions were created to make any virus stay in the air for up to 30 minutes that would never exist in the real world, just so they could set a record in their peer virology journal or some shit

 No.242470


 No.242472

>>242470
use your own words

 No.242473

>>242472
Stokes settling law means that very small droplets, of say spit, can stay suspended in a fluid, this case air, for a long time.

 No.242475

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Can someone with Prime check this out to make sure we weren't mentioned?

 No.242476

>>242475
there's probably some way to pirate it. I found this though.

 No.242478

>>242473
>can
oh, the famous can

cousin of up to
>in a fluid, this case air
air isn't water, if that's what you think fluid means

all your cans and up tos don't mean anything anyway, reality contradicts all that shit

if respiratory diseases really were flying around in the weather then the infection rate of everything out there would be nearly 100%, every flu, every cold, every time, instead the reality is you gotta be within breathing distance of other people or touch an infected surface then touch your vulnerable parts to get the flu

but hey, keep wearing your mask in bed while telling yourself up to….

up to

 No.242480

>>242478
You are using the most blatant semantics I've ever seen. You are basing an entire argument upon three words. And air is most definitely a fluid you stupid motherfucker.

 No.242481

>>242480
weasel words and escape clauses don't change the fact when I cough, I can see those droplets dry out into nothing in seconds, rather than flying miles down the street into someone else's lungs

nobody ever breathed in the flu from being a good distance from people

 No.242482

>>242481
You know what, I even did the calcuations for you. A coronavirus sized particle, with the density of water (I used this because I don't know the density of coronavirus), has a settling velocity of 0.00052 m/s. An average human is about 1.5 meters tall, so it would take 49 minutes for it to fall all the way from the top of their head to the floor. So that paper that said 30 minutes is pretty spot on.
>I can see those droplets dry out into nothing in seconds
Where the fuck do you think they go when they dry out?

 No.242489

>>242482
>my pseudo science will prove him wrong
where are the 12 Monkeys-level pandemics then from all these viruses flying around in the weather, smartass

why is it you can only breathe in the flu within personal distance of a sick person

keep wearing your mask to bed

 No.242490

>>242480
>Air
>Fluid

 No.242493

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>>242489
>>242490
I should've known better than to lead horses to water expecting them to drink.

 No.242509

>>242508
I take it that you hated your stats and data analysis classes?

 No.242512

>>242510
So, none of them?

 No.242517

>>242508
science is a legitimate field of knowledge, the quasi religion that public-schooled moderners and many (very many) of the hucksters calling themselves scientists belong to is scientism

 No.242523

>will never afford a ps4
>try watching playthroughs of ps4 games
>on 480p
>laptop nearly has a core meltdown

I cant even have this tiny bit

 No.242527

>>242523
Why can't you earn money?
Like a side hussle or something?

I mean if you are cool with no money you have to learn to let go of wanting material things such as shiny new electronics.
But if you want stuff then one way or another you have to work for it.
Sucks but that is the truth for most of us.

 No.242531

I wish I were less socially awkward. Just enough to make interacting with people I need to interact with (parents/immediate family, coworkers and store clerks) berable for me.

>>242523
>>242527
Or even social assistance of some kind, if he's unable to work.

 No.242544

I quit another job. The agency doesnt care since they know im retarded but dad got pissed. Says i should be earning money and welfare cheques arent enough. Theyre enough for me you stupid nigger boomer and i give most of it to you leave me alone im not saving money to buy a house i dont fucking want one.
But yeah i just want a job in something i dont hate. Id rather do nothing than go back to doing manual labour

 No.242547

>>242544
Your father is a worthless parasite, tell him to fuck off or just leave.

 No.242564

>>242547
he's 64 and paying off a house he bought 2 years ago. today he implied i should be grateful that he doesn't charge me rent. tonight i plan to explain to him that half the reason i moved back in was to keep him company and if he charges me a cent of rent money im gone.

he really not that bad of a guy and im making him out to be worse than he is. hes just an idiot.

 No.242650

I'm sitting here in my smoking room, smoking a nice cigar, drinking expensive whiskey, listening to the GT5 soundtrack.

Man, this is nice. How every wizard should spend their friday evenings.

 No.243577

somebody please open another nofap noporn thread.

 No.243644

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Give me a Sisyphian task.

 No.243667


 No.243671

>>242650
I don't drink, I'd rather smoke my poor person rolling tobacco in the superior outdoors air with a cheap fountain soda and listen to the same old boring rock

I don't know what GT5 is and don't care

 No.243680

>>243671
What's with this random one-upmanship? If you don't care, then don't post.

 No.243683

>>242270
Thanks for the warning but I like the river.

 No.243684

>>243644
Put a pony buttplug and walk around town with it. Thats a trje sissyfean task

 No.243685

My brain is my biggest enemy. I need to antaganize my brain at any given time until it shuts the fuck up.

 No.243686

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