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 No.242741[View All]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
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 No.244113

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>>244087
>lettuce
>food
That garbage is mostly just water without any vitamins/nutrients or calories.
Get cabbage, bell peppers, broccoli, cauliflower, zucchini, cucumbers, carrots, okra, FRUITS, avocado, eat that shit with eggs/tuna/meat of your choice if you have the money.

>>244092
US, but yea, it should be legal to beat the shit out of your parents if they are being abusive.

 No.244114

>>244100
I bet it's all because you aren't chad, isn't it

 No.244115

>>244113
lettuce works just fine for me, you aren't a doctor, so shut the fuck up
>it should be legal to beat the shit out of your parents
you don't leave your no-go zone often do you? white people don't beat their moms

 No.244120

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i remembered humble bundle was a thing, logged into it and saw all the stuff i bought for pennies years ago. adding it all to my steam account now

all except this shit though! someone with a reddit account can try it. it is from a 6 year old humble bundle, i'm curious if it still works

 No.244121

>>244120
It worked, doesn't do much but hide the ads now it seems since they changed their paid scheme. Cool it works after 6 years though.

 No.244124

I will re-run this trash flick if the japanese dub ever goes to torrent

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 No.244130

I feel like a idiot.
I just realized Jamaica (the beverage) is just cold unsweetened hibiscus water.

 No.244131

>>244121
wow i'm surprised it worked

 No.244135

Nigs get upset by cats for some reason. This Black broad used to bitch about my cat when I lived in the ghetto. I asked her if she liked the rats better. It seemed lost on her the cat was more productive than she was

 No.244136

>>244135
if you haven't noticed, people in general don't like cats

 No.244137

>>244135
what are nigs?

 No.244138

>>244137
if you ask me, most people are niggers

 No.244154

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It seems that being short can make you a wizard and an eugenicist, but then there's always the asshole who finds a midget to procreate with, and creates more sufferers of heightism.

 No.244155

Hilarious how pandemic movies always have it to where people will go full hiki until it's over but in reality normalfags can barely go a few months without deciding risking a deadly virus is worth it to go clubbing.

 No.244156

>>244155
> a few months
a few days

 No.244157

>>244154
I wasn't aware that anyone made an ism out of height

 No.244158

>>244157
wiki has a nice article on it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_discrimination

>Height discrimination (also known as heightism) is prejudice or discrimination against individuals based on height. In principle, it refers to the discriminatory treatment against individuals whose height is not within the normal acceptable range of height in a population. Various studies have shown it to be a cause of bullying.


>Research indicates that the human brain uses height as a measurement to determine social status and fitness. The brain automatically associates physical size with leadership potential, power, strength and intelligence, an effect which has been discovered in smaller infants as young as 10 months old. Evolutionary psychologists theorise that this is due to height indicating that the individual had been better fed, indicating higher social status and thus resources available to them, as well as indicating general health and physical strength, the latter of which can be useful in asserting dominance. The automatic association between height and the mentioned traits has also been found to be stronger when it comes to assessing men than succubi

 No.244159

>>244155
>Hilarious how pandemic movies always have it to where people will go full hiki until it's over but in reality normalfags can barely go a few months without deciding risking a deadly virus is worth it to go clubbing.

Yea I'm surprised too at how irresponsible most people are. East Asian countries (Singapore, South Korea, Japan) did a much better job at following quarantine than the West.

 No.244160

>>244158
>discriminating based on height
that's not an ism

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 No.244164

>>244158
Yeah, I always knew this to be the case but my dad was a huge coper. He thought he was some sort of ladies man because he could hook up with single moms and succubi from poor countries. Though on occasion I see some short guy tall succubus couples, but that's probably due to money. was always grating to hear him talk about this shit.

And yeah, procreating is easy since there's always someone desperate enough.

Worst part about being short is getting outgrown by people I was the same height as as a kid. It was like damn fuck me. That's in addition to being a shrimp when I'm getting towered by all 6'0"+

 No.244165

>>244155
Yeah, just an example of idealized movie bullshit. The same way that in movies the smartest scientist is always also attractive, the fights have flourishes and moves that involve turning your back to your enemy, "average family" lives in a cool modern house, everyday barely escape horrifying deadly trauma and then joke about it with a line and this has no effects on their mental health, ect. All kinds of shit, the people who make them know it's idealized bullshit (sometimes it's just their own ideals); but a part of the audience feels the shlock actually accurately represents their real world and themselves.

Reading a YouTube comment section and seeing dozens of "___ sent me here" comments with thousands of likes is odd and disturbing. Little cults over internet nobodies who feel compelled to mark where they were directed to go.

 No.244166

>>244161
didn't click
people are retards for slapping that goddamn suffix on everything, every little action or thought is not an 'ism', refusing to hire a dwarf for a shelf stocker job isn't rooted in some formulated belief about height, like only normal height people should exist or some shit, an making a dictionary appeal to authority fallacy doesn't make it so

 No.244167

I actually like wearing a mask outside.

 No.244168

>>244167
Me too! Along with my glasses and a cap I feel shielded from the outside even when outside. Pretty cozy.

 No.244169

>>244167
I don't even have a basic one, it's really not bad here and lots of people don't wear them and just distance, but some do. However it makes me wish I owned some kind of trooper gas mask because it would be funny to wear it around all the time in public and have an excuse when questioned (which you probably wouldn't even be)

 No.244170

>search images for "human trash"
>stumble upon link to yt "human trash compactor"
>some smug faggot making a review of a guy's channel "L.A. Beast", calls him idiot and laughts
>go to L.A. Beast
>very comfy videos, though the guy looks like an absolute chad, if you watch enough he turnes out to be quite a polite weirdo, obviously just acting out, ironic sometimes, and making good content, sincere dare i say.

 No.244173

>>244170
The last time I saw anything of him was years ago and he was eating things and puking. Hopefully he is doing better content. I guess he's sincere. Seemed like a friendly showoff dumbass

 No.244174

>>244173
But eating things and puking is good content.

 No.244177

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 No.244181

>>244177
PikAcHU, DEFIBRILLATE!

 No.244205

lol

 No.244208

>>244177
I always asumed pokemon had shorter lifespans than humans, unless that another pikachu

 No.244209

>>244208
no, you see, the rocket team finally succeeded, and devised the ultimate plan to steal Pikachu from Ash. What they did was to shoot him with an aging beam, making it impossible for him to keep fighting back.

 No.244213

>>244208
Depends on the Pokemon. Some legendary ones can live oves a 1000 years. I assume most have the average lifespan of a human. They must die of old age a lot too, there are huge graveyards across all regions in the games.

 No.244215

what is up my wizards, drunk as hell. i spent at least 4 minutes checking each word in the sentences preceding this and going "hmmmm i guess that's ok". i drunk until i vomited and i feel like my inner core is oozing some kind of comfortable feeling. no existential amgst or crippling anxiety sitting in my rooom feeling unable to do anything. if only this feeling could persist, maybe then i could start feeling human and understanding life

 No.244216

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>>244215
>what is up my wizards,

sup.

 No.244218

>>244216
he was the coolest beyblade character. i remember as a kid i would impersonate him

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 No.244223

i wanna sing but im afraid my mom will hear me and mock me :(

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I can never retain a proper sleeping pattern

 No.244236

>>244235
Do you have a schedule?

 No.244267

Sometimes, but not always, some dreams I have really leave me with an impression of encountering a collective unconscious, though often in really banal ways. The image that struck out to me the most from the last dream I had was looking at a map of the roads and streets where I live, but noticing that the name for my street was wrong. So I looked in a map app on a phone (first time I ever dreamed of using my smartphone) and it too had the name wrong. Called it 'Tobacco Road'. Very clear image of that physical map and the screen saying that. I had never in my life heard of "Tobacco Road". Like it came out of nowhere, two random words. But I looked into it anyway, and apparently it's a bunch of things.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_Road

I'm not even American and it's the first I heard of any of this. But that name in ink and clearly stands out even now.

I like dreaming.

 No.244268

>>244235
I made it so my computer autolocks at bed time, and then if I unlock it after it auto locks every 10 minutes.
Instead of going to sleep I sit unlocking every 10 minutes for hours. I need to make my password long and confusing so I can't remember it. No self control once I get sleepy.

 No.244270

>>244235
I gave up and just wake/sleep whenever I want. My schedule cycles all around the clock and i dont give a fuck

 No.244274

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just found out that gamefaqs has a sex board and it's pretty active. What the fuck is wrong with normalshits, and it's next to the Mario community board in number of topics.
Who had the idea of creating that board in a website dedicated to videogames. The same people who made detailed guides and faqs about videogames? I don't think so.
I checked it and it has weird shit. Who the fuck discusses this things, I feel like the biggest virgin ever, and I thought I was a perv for watching porn and masturbating, this people who go there are just freaks, and there are a lot like I say, it's amazing. And it's on gamefaqs that's the most funny part, they're discussing about anal beads, showering after sex, sex with their exes, fucking their neighbours, casual sex, etc. on GAMEFAQS.

 No.244281

>>244274
lol, disgusting honestly, but funny as well

 No.244286

>>244274
Um gaming communities are super normalfaggy. Gamefaqs isn't the same as it was in the 90s/early 2000s.

 No.244415

>>244286
>Um gaming communities are super normalfaggy.

Yea, you're right but damn that is hilarious and weird the Gamefaqs sex thread discovery. Who would've thought that a Gamefaqs forum with an outdated 90s layout would attract normies? Wizard that discovered it, what were you doing on Gamefaqs anyway? I haven't used that since like 2002 during the Gamecube era.


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