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 No.244293[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/

 No.244294

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Looks like a warlock to me.

 No.244300

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What keeps you sane?

 No.244302

>>244300
those hologram projection thingies always look like shitty interfaces, gimme a good old fashioned screen

 No.244303

>>244300
nothing

 No.244304

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National postage is all cocked over and reasonably expected package that has literally been sitting there in the fucking facility a few miles away, has been for over 24 hours, still isn't up for delivery.

 No.244306

Unemployment bux in Russia is $21 a month - if you can get it.

 No.244308

>>244306
The fuck are you supposed to do with that, buy a bottle of vodka and some smokes?

I feel for Russianons.

 No.244311

>>244308
Bottle is too expensive, we usually buy a plastic-sealed glass cups. Wonder if shit like this is sold elsewhere adound the world except Poland/Ukraine/Belarus maybe.

 No.244312

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 No.244314

>>244311
Never heard of such a thing, vodka here s always in bottles, some glass some plastic, some cheap some not. This cups thing sounds interesting, what are they called or do you have a pic to post?

 No.244316

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 No.244318

>>244316
Interesting. If I was a drinker of hard liquor I would import some.

 No.244320

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 No.244326

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>>244311
japan has basically that

 No.244327

pfft

japan has everything

 No.244328

>>244300
Distracting myself with pure mathematics.

 No.244329

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this dude…

 No.244330

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>>244329
He's ruining the cables in those controllers.

 No.244331

>>244329
He's just being real Wiz

 No.244341

i love laundromats

 No.244343

>>244339
Yeah, I didn't get why Blackwell was connnected. He was a Chad psychopath con artist.

 No.244353

>>244341
Why? They have always been boring places of utility to me.
Places I never spend longer then I have to, and would never visit unless I needed to.

 No.244354

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>>244328
Not pure mathematics but I've been obsessed with Gödel's incompleteness theorems.

 No.244357

>>244326
Japan probably has something like tiny pickles in blister packs.

 No.244358

>>244329
How i've disappointed my parents.

 No.244359

>>244354
Don't know why I thought this would look more interesting.

 No.244365

I think I lost my large safety pin in public, I depended on it for so many different things…sigh

goddamn it

 No.244366

youtube seems to be modifying volume of stuff i play. i can hear the shit going up and down every now and then. i know windows does this with some programs, it's by default triggered by stuff like voice calls or some weird things where there is a priority to hear something else. i dont have anything that should be triggering it and it's never did this before so i feel like it's youtube.

 No.244379

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Miku is his life and his life is Miku. It's a sight to behold, and yet I can't find him funny, it actually seems like he is playing a part or maybe he is not and that's really him, either way, I don't like his persona.
This is his funniest video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UpFoAINeD0
One day I will too perfect that last song.

 No.244382

>>244379
Just another irony weeb

 No.244386

>>244379
Did he staple that paper to his wall scroll? What manner of barbarian does that?

 No.244388

>>244343
Blackwell was the prototypical Ragecel, that's why he is relevant and must not be forgotten.

 No.244389

>>244388
>relevant and must not be forgotten
How naive are you.

 No.244391

>>244388
>Ragecel
Why should anyone here give a shit about that kind ?

 No.244393

>>244388
>Ragecel
How can a sexhaver with a girlfriend be any sort of -cel (unless its meaning has been reduced to 'male human', like -fag)?
> hello fellow wizzies, ragecel here, just got back from banging my sf (succ friend), gonna murder my folks and then go on an international vacation with some stolen cash and my sf, uknowotimean haha
I guess this explains the post-virginity era around here. The site isn't full of unvirgins, they're all chadcels!

 No.244405

>>244393
Are you that degenerated from real life?
He was using tens of thousands of dollars in order to impress a succubus that thought he was a professional athlete, a ruse that became so contrived he had to kill his parents just to maintain cognitive integration
I doubt he even was a sexhaver, i was young at the time of this crime
He is a Ragecel, you can even tell by his facial expression, it's the same one that the sg had, and if you want to ignore this and hide from the truth, then so be it, but he is relevant and always shall be you can't stop it now

 No.244406

>>244405
I meant 'he', not i. Freudian slip no doubt

 No.244409

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 No.244428

>>244386
>not taping duct tape over her mouth

 No.244438

I found out walmart sells "duck tape" brand duct tape for pretty cheap, it's not as sticky as any duct tape I'm familiar with but 50 yards for $3.36 was a sweet deal

it holds my stuff together better than the electrical tape I normally use

 No.244470

i want to get myself a fan but i have no idea what to look for or if i should order the first result off amazon and be done with it, is anyone here knowledgeable about this stuff?

 No.244471

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>>244470
I've had good luck with this model of box fan. Only about $20 and can run 23 hours a day for a few years before dying. Good choice if you're on a budget.
https://www.lasko.com/products/20-inch-box-fan-b20200/

 No.244474

there's a box fan outside from way back, I don't know what brand but it's all smashed and sat outside the past few winters

it works every time I plug it in
thing really blasts some air

 No.244481

I had so many dreams tonight… it felt like it lasted a day.
It was almost night, and I was alone fighting to find my way home for I was lost, and trying to escape from a bad neighborhood that had broken street lamps, and people talking in dark corners and corridors. I was a stranger there, and when you're a stranger… you're always in danger, so I was scared. It was really dark there, but when I finally escaped, I realized that I was still lost, for the city I was so used to had changed. The streets were different, more wide and long.

[spoiler]Not discouraged because of that(perhaps because I feared for my life) I kept walking. There were normalfags my age going to parties, and I saw one of them parking in front of what looked like a shop. I was thirsty from all the walking and panicking, and almost instinctively I checked my pockets to find if I had some coins which I did. Money was a big relief, and right there I decided to buy myself something to drink.
I joined the queue, but oddly enough it wasn't moving… as I grew more and more impatient I saw her… It was Greta Thunberg! She was the cashier! I couldn't believe it, because she is not from my country, but there she was, thinking out loud in my language and trying to figure with the help of a notebook the change she needed to give to the customers.
I saw that she had problems doing the simplest of calculations. She began by doing a mental calculation, and after failing at that, she made use of a pen and notebook, which didn't help her, because she always got the wrong answer for the change.
So the people helped her, and eventually her dad who was the owner of the small shop came. He wasn't angry with Greta failing at her job. Instead, she encouraged her to keep trying. That made me really happy and I wished for a family like that.
Finally, it was my turn. I said hi to Greta, and she looked at me, with her silly innocent eyes, but she didn't say hi back, instead she stared weirdly at me. I was taller than her, and the difference in height between us made me feel a fatherly love for a second. I asked for the price of some products which she had no problem answering. She had memorized them and done an excellent job at that.For some reason, I felt at home with her and her dad, and I didn't want to leave them. But standing about me was a young normalfag waiting to buy alcohol. I knew I didn't have much time before he started to get desperate, so I decided to buy a bottle of water. I said bye to Greta, and she just looked at me and faked a smile, and after that a weird gesture came. It looked involuntary, she was angry and stressed. It made me wonder if she was doing alright, or if she should be working at all.[/spoiler]

The dream didn't end there, but the rest it was just me walking and thinking about my life, and living through violence.

 No.244495

>>244471
I have that exact fan! Had it for 3 years, no complaints.

 No.244517

>>244474
edit: the brand is lasko, the $15 one from walmart

 No.244521

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>>244471
My grandma gave me a really old fan like this one, i kinda like the noise.

 No.244522

>>244517
edit: I just noticed two other people have the same fan

I guess there you go

 No.244523

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not a true wizard unless you got a boxfan

 No.244524

>>244523
Man what the hell happened to your fan?

 No.244525

>>244523
it's 10 years old so in general it's kind of beat up. but the blade broke one night on its own, it made this horrifying noise and scared the shit out of me. i melted it together and then used glue and toilet paper to smooth it, then added wire coutnerweights to the other side. that happened 3 years ago, it runs fine it just looks like shit

 No.244526

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Its almost winter here, guess i should get myself a portable heater.

 No.244602

>Aaron Beck and his colleagues report that people with SPD seem comfortable with their aloof lifestyle and consider themselves observers, rather than participants, in the world around them. But they also mention that many of their schizoid patients recognize themselves as socially deviant (or even defective) when confronted with the different lives of ordinary people – especially when they read books or see movies focusing on relationships. Even when schizoid individuals may not long for closeness, they can become weary of being "on the outside, looking in". These feelings may lead to depression or depersonalisation. If they do, schizoid people often experience feeling "like a robot" or "going through life in a dream"

 No.244613

>>244523
Why are box fans wizardly?

 No.244621

Do box fans have some special cultural significance in America? I live in a warm country and that type of fan is almost nonexistent here, nearly all the fans you can buy are pedestal or desk fans, but whenever fans are mentioned on the internet Americans always post specifically about box fans.

 No.244631

>>244621
Why do you think it’s Americans?

 No.244633

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I found this desk fan on the street yesterday while out on a stroll. Works perfectly. Score!

 No.244636

>>244633
Nice one, I gotta get myself one too

 No.244639

>>244633
I would be too anxious about bed bugs or roaches or some other pest to pick up furniture lying around like that

 No.244640

>>244639
A desk fan isn't really furniture. He could just take the case apart and check it out in five minutes to be sure nothing alive is in it.

 No.244642

>>244640
Cockroaches love appliances, they like the enclosed spaces and the little ones have a special affinity for electric motors for some reason. Also even if they have been dead for years, if the thing was heavily infested their droppings, moultings and corpses will still stink and fall out whn you move the appliance.

 No.244643

>>244642
So you can just clean it. It's not a big deal for a desk fan.

 No.244664

Preaching to the choir here but s*x is so repulsive.

 No.244666

>>244664
do you masturbate?

 No.244669

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>>244666
here we go

 No.244675

>>244664
that's what I heard a friend of my mother saying, but after that she added "you know how when there's love none of that matters?"

Food for thought.

 No.244677

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>>244664
Yes. Sometimes I find myself thinking about what if I had sex with someone else, and the moment I imagine someone naked even touching me, I just instinctively push them away even in my imagination.

 No.244681

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 No.244682

>>244677
a lot of my sex fantasies are either rape or necrophilia for that reason, also dolls and mannequins.

 No.244689

>>244664
i imagine so

 No.244719

>>244682
>a lot of my sex fantasies are either rape or necrophilia for that reason

nb.

 No.244751

anyone else still own a vcr?

 No.244753

>>244682
That's pretty normal around here wiz, need to up your fetish game tbh

 No.244758

Despite the case numbers dropping significantly they are still extending the lock down indefinitely where I live so that means no bus service throughout the hottest part of summer in the south.
Probably going to die from this bullshit. Have to bike 40 miles a day in this heat.
I am so sick of this stupid lockdown.

 No.244813

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>>244293
I haven't had any candy/sweets or anything really sugary in one month and it's been 2 years and 7 months since I've had a soda, longer I keep doing this I will become cleaner. This day begins eternal NoFap

 No.244817

Anyone with an avistaz account, all torrents all freeleech for the week.

 No.244826

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what do wizzies? The back of my chair is like this. How can i fix it?

 No.244827

>>244826
I "fixed" this by putting a shirt on it. Surprisingly enough it looks almost decent.

 No.244832

>>244827
i already do that and i dont like it because my shirts or whatever i cover it with gets dirty and greasy and very difficulty to wash. I guess it's better than nothing…

 No.244833

>>244832
Change it every couple of weeks and wash it along with your laundry, pretty basic stuff.

 No.244835

>>244826
Duct tape

 No.244859

>>244827
this

although i also had to replace the seat. what i did was just fold a blanket and then wrap it somehow with tape to the base. i miss that chair l because the blanket part was super comfy and soft

 No.244863

>>244826
>>244827
Can't even tell what kind of chair I'm looking at but if you decide the shirt method isn't good enough you could try reupholstering it. There's plenty of tutorials available. Many of them show somewhat advanced complete rebuilds of more complex furniture but if it's a simple job you only need a staple gun, scissors and fabric. I've never done it myself but I have a couch which was repaired that way and it's fine.

 No.244867

I just saw large iron-on sheets of some vinyl looking stuff at walmart for $11 that looked like they'd adhere to those pleather chair cover, they had black ones

 No.244876

Just remembered why I stopped reading manga, I was a perfection faggot insisting on reading everything in original japanese after being proficient in it and finding for them was such a hassle
Maybe I should take life easier and accept flaws

 No.244878

>>244876
nice humblebrag

 No.244880

>>244878
Just let him brag, we all need something to feel good about sometimes.

 No.244883

I finally figured out why my hand hurts.

Bought a chinesium alloy knuckle (knuckle duster made of mystery cheap metal alloy) and tested it out by hitting a heavy bag full force with it a few times.
Turns out I bruised the middle part of my hand and didn't even realize it until several days later.

Moral of the story is don't use things full force when you are first testing them out I guess. Or that knuckle dusters kinda hurt to use if you hit something relatively sold with one at full force, so take that trade off into account.
Still, it makes using my mouse irritating. Hope it heals up soon.

 No.244884

Has anybody ever done the so called DPH "fap dose" as intended with successful effect? I have only ever done DPH once for its delirient effects (and used a high dimenhydrinate dose at that for it) years ago and fapping was the furthest thing from my scrambled mind, but have lately just actually been curious about the 'dryl fap dose, and making trial of it. Does anybody have advice, experiences, is it a real thing or more placebo?

 No.244885

>>244884
I'm interested too. I tried it twice and it only made me feel tired, too tired to masturbate. I was afraid of seeing spiders and ghosts so I might have taken too little.

 No.244889

>>244883
are you talking about the palm portion or the finger holes? the people who invented real knuckles designed them to have elongated finger holes, they're not supposed to be form-fitting because those will break your fingers

if it's just the palm portion you're lucky

 No.244914

I dont know where to ask this: i want to do a clean reinstall of windows 10 but i have no external hard drive to store a backup image on. Would any cheap one do? First time doing this and im afraid of fucking up or losing my data

 No.244915

>>244889
>are you talking about the palm portion or the finger holes?
Palm
Basically all the force was transferred to a concentrated part of the middle of my palm. Which may be able to take more force then my knuckles but still has limits which using the thing at full force apparently exceeded.

 No.244925

some family member's birthday going on all day. my god i cant wait for them to sleep so i can reclaim the kitchen and devour all the leftovers and glug down the alcohol. i am the midnight garbage disposal. anyone else can relate?

 No.244932

>>244925
no, I ain't afraid of my own family members.
What do they hit you when they see you or something? I mean if they mistreat you that badly then you really should leave anyway you can.

 No.244934

>>244932
nah i just dont want to see or interact with people. it's a party. last time i went upstairs to get a pizza during one of their parties i got haggled by random people asking who i was

 No.244935

Kinda want to try D&D but don't have friends
It being the 21st century it is now possible to play online with randoms.

Anyone every play D&D online with people they didn't already know? Did it turn out badly?

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 No.244939

>>244937
Oh yeah, forgot that thread was a thing. Tended to ignore it because I thought it was all freeform RP like the stuff from old forums, which I ain't into.

 No.244951

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Well they're fuckin at something again over at Google, today's YouTube recommendations have been ridiculous, this always happens when they are tinkerfuckering. I'm suddenly getting recommended literal children unboxing videos and cooking tutorial videos in random languages. I'm clicking "don't recommend channel" and "not interested" on multiple videos on the page every time I refresh to re-tune a little. It's annoying. And it shouldn't be, and that's annoying too; YouTube is habitual and so it bothers me more than warranted when it gets a little screwed up

 No.244952

>>244951
Nice image.

 No.244954

>>244951
you've been marked, it's conspiracy i'm telling you. that happened to me over a year ago and nothing has changed. i spent so long trying to reset and remove all that shit. i can't use the front page of youtube to find stuff anymore, i have to manually look for new channels

 No.244955

>>244939
Did you send an email to the OP? I'm sure he's always looking for new players.

 No.244959

>>244914
please respond (´・ω・` )

 No.244960

>>244959
Haven't you figured this out wiz? You can make a partition on your hd and keep your stuff while making a fresh install. Actually I think windows 10 has an option to so that automatically for you, you don't even need to mess around with partitioning.

 No.244967

>>244960
Ive got windows files on my secondary drive even though i had it unplugged before installing windows for the first time, i have no idea how that happened

 No.244976

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>>244967
unplugged it, repair-installed it on my system drive, and there are still these files on my secondary storage drive, i don't know if it's normal or not

 No.244977

Anyone else ever wonder if you are actually just a so called covert narcissist? I have been thinking about it recently. It would explain how I treated certain others in certain scenarios in younger days.

 No.244978

>>244977
Possibly, but everyone's a narcissist to some extent.

 No.245007

>>244977
Narcassist is a reddit insult by people angry someone put themselves before the poster.

>TFW I've just got on NEET bucks and they're giving me $7500 in back payments and I have nothing I really want to buy

I don't need this money and it's annoying me that I need to spend some of it or I'll lose my neetbucks I do need because I have too much money. It's a stupid system where they delay giving you it for a year then give you so much you're over the amount of money you're allowed to received neet bucks.

 No.245009

>>245007
Just withdraw the excess as cash or something.

 No.245010

>>245009
I will some of it. I might buy a new PC and a VR helmet. I don't want too much cash laying around in case someone blabs and I get attacked for it.

 No.245012

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>>245010
>I don't want too much cash laying around in case someone blabs and I get attacked for it.
Wellllll…

 No.245013

>>245012
Better defense is not to need a gun rather than have one. If no one knows your house is full of money they have no reason to break into it.

 No.245014

>>245010
Who would know if you tell no one?

 No.245015

>>245014
He's already told someone, us.

 No.245016

>>245014
Living with family.

 No.245022

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>>245014
Wizmods are tracking his location as we speak. A heist has been planned to get this poor unsuspecting lad's $7500.

 No.245023

>>245022
I hope they can speak French.

 No.245024

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Does anyone else not care about music/feel like it is poisoning your brain upon listening to it?

I can barely deal with birds and cicadas making stupid sounds let alone human produced drivel

 No.245026

kekkkkkkkkk

KKKKKKEKKKKKK EKEK EKKEKEKEK KE
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KE
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 No.245030

People in the world are reminding me of that fuckin kid from school who always flipped out and then defended themselves with "WELL DEY SHOULDN'T PISS ME OFF DEN"

 No.245032

>>245007
Buy bitcoin.

 No.245057

>>244300
apathy

 No.245090

All I want to do is hike. How can I live a lifestyle like this without having to wageslave? I don’t mind wageslaving to save up some money for a year or two.

 No.245093

>>245090
Become a park ranger.

 No.245096

>>245090
Work for yourself and/or create something (good or service) that you can earn money from without slaving away for someone else.

 No.245104

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Why aren't meats other than chicken commonly nuggeted? I want some horse nuggets. I want the ability to choose steak nuggets. Nooo just chicken and maybe some fish-product.

 No.245106

>>245104
Because those other meats are more expensive, tougher, and cook differently. Just eat chickenfried steak if you really want that.

 No.245107

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>>245104
>I want some horse nuggets

 No.245111

those amazon faggots cancelled the live-action Tick show after two seasons, that was a good show

guess they ran out of material to plagiarize from the old cartoon series

 No.245114

>>245104
Fish fingers are more common than chicken nuggets. Sausage rolls are within the same wheelhouse if you want to go that far. There's also pasties and steak slices which do similar things.

 No.245123

>>245104
i dont think enough people farm horses for meat to horse nuggets to be a thing.

 No.245150

https://www.chemeurope.com/en/encyclopedia/

I found this cool science encyclopedia, it's like wikipedia without the narrative, even when there's an article about alchemy or astrology it's just the facts without someone's judgmental horseshit shoehorned in

 No.245154

Is it true that that images you open in imageboards can contain malicious code that could haxx your computer?

 No.245159

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>>245154
Yes. Opening this one will re-enable automatic updates for Windows and open any ports used by Cortana. That's why Apple is dropping support for Java this Decembre and forcing imageboards to switch to Python or lose their Google page ranking.

 No.245161

>>245159
Fuck you cunt. No need to be condescending.

 No.245168

>>245154
No, that is not true.

 No.245169

Unsatisfied with the TTRPG systems I have read and learned so far so I am kinda mixing and matching my own super shitty system together just as a thought exercise to see if what I want actually works or not.

The sad thing is I know for a fact I will never finish it or even get close but I am still typing out what is on my mind in a really rough outline sort of way.
System is reasonably simply, as is the overall concept, but it would require so much additional work to flesh it out into a useful document rather then just a outline of nifty ideas and notes to myself that I know I would burn out before getting to the finish line of having a full on playable module.

Any of you guys ever design a TT game system?
How far did you get?
Every get to the point it was actually playable?

 No.245246

my mother asked me to help her with the camera and after hearing from me that it was disabled she screamed "go to hell then!". Wtf was that I was going to help you I even got out of my room and closed wizchan, but you tell me to go to hell? I'm not one to hold grudge but I won't disable the camera for you until you apologize. That would serve you as a lesson not to act like a witch. Too bad you won't be able to show your face like the rest of the hags from your group.

 No.245254

>>245154
Sort of, your browser downloads every image you open in the form of 'cache' so it might be possible to inject malicious code this way or to store illegal information. It used to be pretty popular on /b/ years ago to hide child pornography in regular images for example.

 No.245273

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Found a new Japan Walker.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxEAgQocpBJnQszxA_JDZJQ

Not as good crisp and high quality as Rambalac, but good enough.
And he seems to show some other stuff, so it's a welcomed addition.
Has more fisheye lens, but it's tolerable.
Also Rambalac is delivering again.

 No.245278

File: 1591538792195.jpg (114.53 KB, 443x591, 443:591, 7B8Uy1wssaypo1_500.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

Wizards I was thinking about succubi and realized that succubi are always normalfags. They are the most normalfag and anti wizard thing that could exist. Actually they are programmed to be antiwizard and as normalfag as possible, if you see succubi who are weird or quirky and that seem to be different from normalfags, don't let that confuse you, they are still normalfags, just a different type of normalfag and will behave as such. When one of them say they are losers or nerds or like just the same tings as you, that doesn't mean that she's in the same shoes as you, or that she's in any way like you. She is not. Don't let her looks and words confuse you. It's all an illusion, and they're so ignorant and unintelligent that they would believe that they are similar to you. The truth is that succubi cannot be like wizards because the world don't see succubi who are nerd or have male hobbies or strange interests or are virgins as something bad or negative, almost everything a succubi does becomes normal or good automatically. A succubi can take your weird hobby and immediately that hobby becomes acceptable (normalfag) and the world will no longer think that is weird or bad, but don't be misguided that's only if a succubi does it, you're still a loser and a nerd and bad things if you do it, and the world will still be angry at you. Like I said, when a succubus is a nerd or a loser it's not the same thing as a male. She can't lose in the same way virgin men do. In fact, she can profit from being a loser in ways you can only dream of.
Please don't make the mistake of thinking that succubi with the same hobbies as you or with the same interests or who have a similar mindset as you have gone through the same experiences as you, they haven't and they don't know anything about what is like being a male virgin. The world is benevolent to succubi and they don't have to ponder nor care enough about your existence to feel anything regarding your life.

The shame and pain and rejection and ostracism and bullying and hatred you experience as a male virgin is unique and exclusive to you. Yours only.
Witches don't exist. Please, don't forget this. Also don't trust what succubi say about themselves or anything, they don't know what they're saying, and they are oblivious to the truth of your life as a male virgin.

This should be something obvious, but it's really not. I was a great empathizer and my feelings fooled me into believing normalfags, but they don't even know when they're lying. It's cruel but you should take your precautions, since stupid people don't even know the extent of their words.

 No.245279

>>245278
How did you not know this before? this is wizard 101

 No.245281

>>245279
I swear you go to whenever you want to shut down a convo is to act like a know it all while being dismissive.

 No.245282

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 No.245283

>>245278
idk moms seem alright to me

 No.245288

File: 1591550159190.gif (203.04 KB, 639x299, 639:299, 319ee96456bf3fb505dae8158a….gif) ImgOps iqdb

Where do thoughts come from?
It feels like they just appear from nowhere.

 No.245299

>>245288
people have spent their entire lives wondering about this

 No.245302

"How would your friends describe you?" or some variation of is the worst quiz or survey question ever. Why should I be speaking for somebody else or expected to? Why don't you just ask me "what do I think of myself?", which is what you really want to know? I suppose it's just another way to gatekeep those without companions from things, because "well they must be awful then or they would lol xd"
Cool.

 No.245318

>>245302
They are checking for self confidence. Also
> Why should I be speaking for somebody else or expected to?
Maybe they're too lazy to ask for recs?

 No.245338


 No.245339

show goo just fixed another thing I couldn't fix with epoxy + tape or anything else, I love this stuff, everyone should have some

 No.245340

shoe goo*

shoe

 No.245346

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 No.245347

leaving dead bodies in abandoned buildings

 No.245348

fatwiz vs roided wizlet

 No.245354

>>245347
Leaving dead bodies in city folks' cotages for them for to find on their mere 3 days of vacation

 No.245358

>>245338
RIP lizardchan

 No.245380

Lemme tell you something wizzies. Never trust a man whose ass is wider than his shoulders.

 No.245383

>>245380
I don't trust anyone period, you'll never go wrong by assuming the worst in people

 No.245384

>>245383
Don't even trust yourself.

 No.245472

>>245154
I've feared this ever since I thought Anonymous and the retards on /b/ were spooky and and because I am a technologically illiterate waste of space, but it never stopped me. I'm sure my decade old computer is full of malware and spyware and viruses and Russian bitcoin mining and CP without me even knowing, I don't care anymore.

 No.245477

>>245384
I trust myself to have too little sleep again and waste tomorrow doing nothing

 No.245479

Saw a fox on my nightwalk, that was cool I guess

 No.245493

File: 1591725685473.jpg (58 KB, 733x378, 733:378, netflixadap.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

Netflix fucking sucks

 No.245495

>>245493
lol that's funny but we all know no such thing happened

 No.245496

how much do fbi informants make? its probably based on how dangerous the group you are with is. i wonder if there is any relatively safe ectremist groups i could join in order to become an informant without risking my life. that sounds more fun and less work than working a job.

 No.245497

>>245496
walk into their headquarters give the boss a firm handshake and they'll hire you

 No.245501

Radio Garden is a good app.

 No.245502

>>245496
Unless you're already an FBI agent, your best bet is probably to join the extremist group first then approach the FBI with information.

 No.245510

I had a nightmare that I bludgeoned someone to death who was trying to steal my bicycle, while someone was actually outside trying to steal my bicycle. I cut the chain off earlier so it was considered unworthy and thrown down in the street for however long overnight. Ugh.

Then I dreamed the pigs surrounded my house and I had to kill myself with my .357 instead of going to prison. I told my fox that I was going to see him in heaven now and woke up in bed feeling like shit.

I hate sleep. I hate sleeping so goddamn much. All it ever does is waste my time, leave my property vulnerable and torment me with nightmares.

 No.245515

Started up karate classes again last week.
This week a instructor I have had problems with in the past came in.
Normally don't spar him because he can never actually stick to whatever is agreed upon but everyone says he changed.
Get told explisitly light contact and to take it easy.
Fatass walks though light attacks to punch me full force in the face.
I get tilted by this and just as I am ready to tee off on him since he wants to play that way head instructor steps in and stops things.

I swear to god if we ever spar again I am just going to fight him full force from the begining with the aim of full on knocking him the fuck out because this was the 3rd time he has done some shit like this to me personally. He is unable to change and only through a beat down will he learn. I don't care if I get kicked out. I am fucking done giving him chances. Worst yet he has hurt many other students too. Including breaking one of the smaller dudes ribs.
The worst thing is I know full well I can drop him if I fight full on. When sparing lightly (before he cheats) I am able to counter strike and move around him just fine. Once he gets tagged a few times he then just uses his size and ignores light contact strikes to walk through the counters and then hit full force.
And every time I get ready to adjust to him taking things up things get stopped and he walks away like he got away with something.

God damn am I angry. It is a day later and I am still angry. I want to knock his fat fucking face in.
Shit, the first time we spared two or so years ago, even then he cheated. We agreed that only stand up striking was allowed.
What does he do as soon as I get to the inside, grapples and drags us down to ground fighting, which I am comfortable with but as soon as I start setting up to put him in a kumara head instructor freaks out and stops things and fatass blames me for things going to the ground.

Whatever, I have made it clear to all the instructors that if we get matched up again what will happen and that from the very begining I am done holding back.
We can ether fight full force and no holds barred or they can stop putting us together. I am done being dishonored by fatass agreeing to one thing then doing something else as soon a things aren't going his way.

 No.245525

Darkness is a Power, Beyond Seeing,
Darkness is a Power to Strong for a Human Being.

 No.245533

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>>244300
My basement is flooding. I had to move some of my furniture and my rugs are probably ruined. The pipes above my head keep dripping water on my head and computer because of condensation– it's very hot outside but cold down here.

Sometimes it feels like the outside world is constantly bearing down on me, angry and insistent that I acknowledge it. There is always a problem or inconvenience just out of sight. Pain, loss, injury. But then I remember how things were during my childhood or when I was homeless and I feel much better about having these problems. I'm a little relieved to be grumbling and sloughing water into a drain, because when it's over I will still have my privacy and solitude. I will still have a computer and good food to eat and a warm bed. I will have a return to contentment after my troubles. It makes me feel safe, it keeps me sane and it's an assurance I rely on to keep going.

 No.245559

there is like an inch of water in the garage

shit seeped under the flooring inside. i thought it was cat piss until i was cleaning it up. i could step near the base boards and squish/gurgle up more water

fun

 No.245560

>>245559
Any idea where that much water is coming up from?

 No.245567

When I type any kind of message I often "skip" words. For example if I wanna say "go yourself" I type "go yourself".
Should I be concerned?
>>245493
It really does
>>245479
I see them regularly, I really like foxes, too bad mouthbreathers here kill them for some reason.

 No.245568

>>245567
Unless you have a free range poultry farm there's really no reason to kill foxes and I don't think anyone really has that stuff anymore. Or does it? Not around here at least. Weird.

 No.245569

>>245568
They're pests and disease carriers. Kill on sight.

 No.245570

>>245568
>free range poultry farm
If by that you mean "I have four chickens in my backyard" then yeah. I mean you can just build a fence

 No.245571

>>245570
Yeah in that case it's not a farm.
>>245569
Isn't killing wild animals against the law? I know people can even go to jail for it.

 No.245574

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>>245571
It is where I live but nobody cares, you often see people selling capybara meat and nobody bats an eye

 No.245575

>>245571
>Isn't killing wild animals against the law?
that's the point of hunting though

 No.245576

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>>245574
Gosh I love capybaras and wombats. They are so adorable.

 No.245577

>>245576
virgin shame this oldcel

 No.245578

>>245576
Hey, HEY! Don't touch the wizard miss! GET OUT

 No.245579

>>245576
I looked him up and now I regret my decision

 No.245580

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>>245579
Yeah poor patrick. He was the hero we needed but did not deserve.

 No.245581

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>>245576
wombats are funny

 No.245600

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Found this poor feller on the trails today.

 No.245601

>>245600
please don't post this please delete this
I'm depressed enough

 No.245603

>>245580
I wonder if there are really people who read the words "trigger warning" and then stop reading because they don't want to be triggered.

 No.245604

>>245515
Fucking do it

 No.245611

How do you get a gun in a turdworld country? It's getting dangerous out here

 No.245613

>>245600
was it dead or was it still alive?

 No.245616

>>245611
Buy one off a drug dealer

 No.245619

>>245611
what's the plan when your 3rd world pigs haul you to prison for using a gun in defense?

 No.245620

>>245619
Infinitely better than being beaten to death
What I'm afraid is getting trapped by undercover cops or scammed without the ability to retaliation in the process of buying

 No.245621

>>245616
As an average wizard I don't know one

 No.245622

>>245620
think I'd rather be dead than be a fat mexican's prison wife

 No.245628

>>245611
What country?
That is way to general to give helpful advice.

Also how much money you have to work with?
If you are also 3rd world poor then forget buying one. You can't afford it even a red hot one on the Black market. Your best bet will be learning to build a shitty slamfire and then practice to get your speed up.

 No.245629

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lKxyEfI0Lg

this is a video where a guy is telling people how to diy replace the sliding pads of coputer mouse with what is basically teflon tape. the question though is how do you cut out a replacement pad to fit? his answer is to scan/print the underside of your mouse and cut them out and then place that on top of the tape… instead of just peeling the pads off, putting that on the tape, and tracing those directly

i don't know why this bothered me so much

 No.245652

>>245628
That's true unfortunately.
I'm a third world NEET, there's literally no way people like me could defend themselves.
Even in wild west countries like Iraq a shitty used AK will cost $1000 and that's just the gun without any magazines, cartridges, accessories.

 No.245653

File: 1591892266662.jpg (61.43 KB, 720x484, 180:121, retardmyself.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

Simultaneously being anti-natalist and anti-abortion because it's infant blood sacrifice regardless of intent which is not good is sometimes frustrating and gets you treated like a retard.

Yeah, I guess

 No.245655

>>245611
Haha, there is no way. Learn how to make pipebombs instead.

 No.245656

>>245652
damn no wonder people smuggle weapons

 No.245668

>>245611
>It's getting dangerous out here
where?

 No.245670

>>245656
Yeah, very high risk but very high reward.
Almost as profitable as the drug trade and a lot less competition, but as said earlier the risk is high, even higher then drugs.

 No.245675

Do you guys know any good stream sites for movies?

 No.245677

>>245675
Putlocker

 No.245688

>>245628
Asia, let's just assume I have enough money

 No.245689

I decided to quit drinking on Sunday and haven't had a drink since then.

I noticed that I am nowhere near as horny as I used to be. Really am surprised at how much less horny I am when I'm not drunk 24/7. It is nice to finally not have a coomer brain all the time.

 No.245690

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Picked up some new bud. Anyone knoe some top tier kinos to watch while high?

 No.245691

>>245690
>>>/hob/32276
>>>/b/

>bud

>kinos
go back to /soc/

>large.jpg

>400x258

 No.245692

>>245690
>>245691
wtf is kinos?

 No.245693

Less than a year now until I'm 30 :)

 No.245695

>>245692
/tv/tard lingo

 No.245697

>>245693
what if earth was in fixed orbit with the sun

 No.245699

>>245690
Watch Pi (1998) if you want something excellent and wizardly.

Hope you enjoyed your cannabis wiz.

 No.245701

>>245688
I said country not continent.
There is a huge difference how guns are handled and how hard they are to come by from country to country. Solid advice for one might be totally useless or down right deadly for another.

 No.245705

>>245690
el topo

 No.245719

File: 1591986040614.jpg (61.52 KB, 509x600, 509:600, the-hermit-1889.jpg!Large.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

I love this painting and would like quality large print of it in a nice frame.

 No.245720

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>>245719
I prefer this one.

 No.245725

>>245720
Can you give an explanation of this painting?

 No.245726


 No.245741

>>245726
that's the lazy way anon, come one, you say it's your favourite painting and don't even say why

 No.245743

Can someone recommend me some comfy hermit documentary?
I've already watched china hermit, russia hermit, alaska hermit, wood cabin hermit and japan hermit
Need some fresh ones

 No.245745

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>>245741
I never said it's my favorite painting. I prefer over the other one because it's not grim, has nice and warm colors and all sorts of weird creatures populating the picture, which makes it whimsical. As far as the main figure goes, I prefer St. Anthony there because it looks like he's meditating about something interesting, while the only thing I can think when I look at poor hermit is that he has back pain and really wants to take a shit. It's just too realistic. for my taste I guess.

Here's another "old man thinking" painting that I think it's pretty cool

 No.245746


 No.245747

>>245746
i've watched that one too. good stuff.

 No.245749

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>>245747
OK, so I went to IMDB and did a search for all titles from 1970 to 2020 that are documentaries and has the keyword "hermit" as a tag.
Here's the results;

Two Years at Sea
After working at sea, a man realizes his dream of moving to the middle of the forest.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2359417/?ref_=adv_li_tt

P Like Pelican
An old hermit lives in a slum and wants to teach the alphabet to the children regularly go there to play.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206994/?ref_=adv_li_tt

The Fort Fisher Hermit
Robert E. Harrill, The Fort Fisher Hermit, spent 17 years under the stars and scrub oaks of Fort Fisher, North Carolina.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430102/?ref_=adv_li_tt

Juan
This is the history of a man who knew how to cheat time. An hermit artist who lived withdrawn from the world, in one of the most remote valleys on Earth. This is a movie dedicated to a country and his cultural memories.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5317514/?ref_=adv_li_tt

A Alma do Osso
Documentary about Domingos Albino Ferreira, aka Dominguinhos da Pedra, a man who's been living alone for 41 years in caves in the State of Minas Gerais, Brazil.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405677/?ref_=adv_li_tt

Dawn of the Abyss
This documentary presents an awakening inspired by the life of the Benedictine monk Henri Le Saux.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7891486/?ref_=adv_li_tt

Farvel til paradis
Ole Vandjord lives by himself in a remote house on Lolland in Denmark.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377900/?ref_=adv_li_tt


I'm nostalgic now. They recently improved their search engine A LOT, pretty nice, I almost forgive them now for shutting down the forums. Almost. Remember I just looked for one tag but you can work around, I'm guessing monk, reclusive, shut-in and the like will bring different results you might be interested in.

 No.245750

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BORN TO DIE
NOISE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 2020
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD NOISEPOLLUTERS

 No.245751

>>245745
That's a nice one as well.
>when I look at poor hermit is that he has back pain and really wants to take a shit.
lol
As for me I appreciate greatly the environment, and his visage encapsulates how I often feel while existing in this world like no other painting I have seen.

 No.245752

>>245749
is that the movie with that russian coffin builder in that coast village where charcoal floats onto the beach. he was a hermit if i remember. i wonder what that movie was called.

 No.245762

>>245750
made my day

—–

Don't know anything about lgbt hype with the last of us 2, but why is there any hype at all - the first part was a generic zombie drama with "press X to cry".
Even "Life is strange" was a billon times more interesting.

 No.245766

>>245762
>why is there any hype
They pay the press, and I'm not talking about video game press only, I've listened to a few regular shows on the radio and they talked about it, of course praising it, there was this old dude saying "I've never played a game like this before" which I believe because he probably had never played a game before, and of course all the praise comes from the plot, which is always a good sign. So these shills coupled with people who bought the console and feel like they need to justify their purchase calling it the best game ever manage to suck into the hype people who believe they are actually being honest. It doesn't help that the game is "progressive" so twitter groids will buy it thinking it will score them woke points or something.

 No.245771

>>245745
Yes, i too find these images incredibly comfy
Do you have more?

 No.245772

>>245749
Thanks, have you been able to find any of these online?

 No.245775

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>>245771
Look for Carl Spitzweg, he has tons of lone old men doing stuff. Really comfy images.

>>245772
I would look at torrentz2.eu, if not in there then I don't know.

 No.245776

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>>245775
>>245771
Oh yeah also Moritz von Schwind has a bunch of those too, including some of my favorites.

 No.245778

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 No.245815

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>>244826
you too?
damn this faux leather stuff

 No.245816

>>245815
That's why I avoid these fake leather or whatever it is they have there that flakes out after a couple of years.

 No.245821

post wallpapers please

 No.245824

>>245821
they're just gonna spam you with lolishit, that's all they use for wallpaper

 No.245825

File: 1592094664019.png (6.01 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, black.png) ImgOps iqdb

>>245821
This is the only acceptable wallpaper.

 No.245826

>>245825
fine will use this

 No.245830

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>>245821
I'll give you some we are near bump limit anyway, I believe.

 No.245831

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 No.245832

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 No.245833

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 No.245839

a seagull shit all over my clothes and hair while I was going to shop and ruined my day, I'm sitting here drying clothes and so pissed off, those vermin think they own a sidewalk just because they spawned an egg there

anyone know a poison I can scatter around there for them to eat? I must have revenge

 No.245841

>>245839
caffeine. order the straight powder, mix it with hamburger meat, or maybe some other food, and cook it. you can then just drop off chunks around the sidewalk

i googled bird poison and caffeine showed up and i know it's not very expensive so id try it. just be careful handling the pure caffeine

 No.245847

What is with this site and it's instant reaction to being even mildly annoyed by animals murder?

Y'all need to chill the fuck out.

 No.245854

>>245832
Sadrith Mora?

 No.245858

>>245847
NO

those evil vermin are going to pay for this day, it's been a long time coming anyway, every june they mob you like a pack of wild niggers just for being a pedestrian on a sidewalk like they own the place, if I could take my air rifle out there I would but caffeine burger will need to suffice

cowardly nigger creatures never divebomb and shit parasitic feces on the millions of cars going by just feet away, they attack the poor bicyclist who just wants to mind his own business? hell with that, enjoy your cardiac arrest you evil motherfuckers

 No.245862

>>244293
I find the high-activity around here on the weekend evenings extremely suspect
You have been warned LARPers

 No.245869

>>245825
dark gray is the best, when you open any white window from a balck desktop it fucking stabs your eyes

 No.245870

>>245858
wow you're one miserable retarded white trash

 No.245871

>>245870
I'm not white, shithead

 No.245872

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Some weeks ago a guy on /b/ posted a video documentary about american men marrying asian succubi, and from it I learnt there were agencies dedicated to such business, and curious as I am I googled if there was something similar for succubi in my country and look at what I just found. It's the most funniest thing ever. Look at what I underlined. This shit is so funny. That page also has videos of succubi from my country with poor english sharing their thoughts on american men. One of them says "My opinion for american man, the man's american is very honesty, mucho respect for womans."
When I heard that I laughed for like a minute. The fact that is legit makes it even more funny.
This is just as funny and weird as when I found that there was a sex board on Gamefaqs that is one of the most active and rivals the Mario Bros board on number of topics, and recently I also found out there's also a tiktok board where they share legal hot videos of "tikthots". Some guys even share pictures of their wives' asses or themselves on that board.

Still it's a great site and I use it to read about games I play which tend to be from the early 2000s and 90s. It's always good to learn what people thought about a game on the year of its release. It's a gold mine in that regard, and helps me feel less "lonely" when playing those games, because even if I cannot share my thoughts with them, since their threads are 20 years old, I still can read them and feel a connection to the past. A gamer past.
Some of the reviewers also must definitely be wizards, they've written over 200 of reviews.
For example, I recently discovered a reviewer who has three blogs, for obscure music, videogames, and food. He is learning japanese and plays and reviews lots of japanese games. I wonder if he posts here since he has a wizardly name.

 No.245873

Cool video of two komodo dragons fighting. Thumbnail look like two drunkards.

 No.245876

>>245872
Oh boy that’s just sad

 No.245877

>>245872
Do you play any Nintendo 64 games? I wrote about 20 or so faqs for n64 stuff back in 2004, 2005. I even got a sound recorder back then because having to stop to write stuff down and play at the same time wasn't effective.
I can't imagine being able to love video games like that ever again. A few titles in particular I could close my eyes and play by imagination, I had memorized the entire thing. Good times.

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>>245858
Yes, fuck seagulls. They are like the larger sea-faring nigger cousin of the pigeon.

 No.245885

>>245872
So do they send them in the mail or what?

 No.245886

>>244293
I'm glad starvationlarper's thread was locked, mods are cleaning up this one-horsed town. Hopefully it's a sign of things to come
But i still wanted to say this reply for closure
>>222197
>allowing nature to take its course as I reflect on life
This is what you think starving to death in an environment where you have no shelter, are exposed to the elements, and have wild animals/people to deal with?
You sound even more sheltered and naiive than i thought. This whole thread should be thrown in the garbage
You don't even care enough to pretend to be sincere
Baka

 No.245890

i found some UFM underwear i bought years ago. i don't think i ever tried it because god damn it feels great. this sucks though how many will i have to buy so i dont have to do laundry every fucking day? this is why i always say underwear and socks are a scam, you have to buy them and wash them. can you keep wearing underwear for like a week?

 No.245895

>>245890
Depends on the weather/how much you sweat. In cold weather they can reasonably last 4-5 days, but in hot weather they barely last a day. Give them a smell test before reuse and shower every day.

 No.245897

>>245890
You can get a 5 pack of the usual brands for the price of one pair of those. I doubt they can be that much better.

 No.245902

>>245862
For years there were complaints when this place wasn't active on the weekends with the accusation that everyone was out partying or something.
Now when the site is active one the weekends you still claim it is because everyone is really normies.

No matter if it is lots of activity or very little you will still complain that it is the fault of normies and outsiders.
Probably just shit stirring or projection on your part.

 No.245914

>>245902
>projection
yes, i do concede

 No.245921

Does anyone else really hate the noise of birds early in the morning like you want to strangle and flamethrower them?
Nothing mocks my sleep schedule like those gravity-defying vermin

 No.245924

>>245921
evil bastards

 No.245925

>>245921
i bought a fan just for this reason

 No.245928

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>>244471
Ah, Lasko, I'm a Galaxy man myself.

 No.245936

the banner with the SWAT CATS scene where the less attractive fat cat throws the succubus at the monster is funny

does anyone know if she died?

 No.245958

>>245936
Pretty sure she's a recurring character so I don't think she died.

 No.245962

Just out of curiousity, does anyone out there know blacksmithing? How do you fix a crack in a cast iron skillet?

 No.245967

>>245928
Why are boxfans wizardly?

 No.245975

>>245936
It has been a long time but if I remember correctly "she" was a replicant/duplicate that was pretending to be someone they knew.
They figured it out but played along for the right time to turn the tables leading to that scene happening.

I could be misremembering it though. It has been many years since I watched swat cats.

 No.245990

>>245895
dont leave the house so i should never be in hot weather or sweating

>>245897
i can't find anything cheap or generic that comes in a multipack that also has the drawstring ballsack pouch feature. i have a really bad hydrocele that is like a baseball in girth. without using the drawstring this underwear fucking sucks and doesn't hold my sack in place, so i feel like generic underwear wont either. if you know something specific that i can check out that would be cool but from my own googling i didn't see anything

 No.245991

I just learned tonight that I am slowly losing my eyesight.
Without me realizing it my range of peripheral vision has shrunk to the point where I can no longer properly see my own sidekicks. My blind spot is getting bigger too.

It has only been a few months since my last eye exam, and while my vision was a little worse my peripheral vision was fine.
I actually got that scary sinking feeling when I finally realized how my eyes getting worse and worse so quickly snuck up on me.

My insurence will only cover one eye exam a year so I guess I will just have to wait a year and see how bad it gets in the mean time. Seems I have already been subtlely changing my fighting style to compensate without me realizing it so I can still do martial arts but still. It freaks me out alittle. Maybe I should look into getting that eye correcting surgery and start a separate savings account for that.

 No.245993

>>245991
I've been healing a 15 year old astigmatism I got from serious eye strain one day, I started doing a quick affirmation once per day and since the 7th of this month a lot of the blur is gone, I can read street signs down the road now

maybe it's placebo effect, I don't care, I tried it and it works just like those people into magic said

 No.245994

>>245993
I have no tolerance for your /b/ullshit right now.
You are a real fucking asshole.
Hahaha. Make fun of the dude losing his eyesight.
People like you are what's wrong with the world.

 No.246000

>>245994
what a hysterical reaction, what crawled up your ass? nobody is making fun, I was trying to start a dialogue

fuck you

 No.246002

never knew vanilla plants are a kind of orchid

 No.246014

>>246000
Fuck off back to /b/ dickwiz.
Ain't the time or place for your stupid role playing.

 No.246015

>>246014
no clue wtf you're on about, calm your tits

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 No.246024

>>246023
get help

 No.246025


 No.246028

>>246025
dc, take your medication

 No.246029


 No.246034

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I was a bit bored so I decided to search for both wizchan and wizardchan on the twitter searchbar.
I know wheels but who is this other guy?
It's funny how wheels sort of reminisces about his past, and this was 3 days ago.

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>>246034
The first time I found wizardchan copypaste was the admin.
Fun fact, I guess nobody here knows about this anymore. In the very early days, copypaste or one of the mods bought wizard hats pretty close to this one and if you went to the IRC channel and told them you were 30, they would send one to your home for free, provided you had the guts to send them your adress.


Does anyone been here long enough to remember this? It was maybe a year before he had sex with that fat succubus and got his house wrecked.

 No.246065

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>>246035
I remember that era. I would not give out my address and I was not 30 then anyway. Remember this bullshit?(picrelated)
______

I have not eaten solid food for coming up on 48 hours. Today I had two frozen coffee things 180cal each and have drunk much water. I will work off the calories with weights and nightwalks. I am not starvation suicide wiz; however I am experimenting with fasting/food deprivation and training my body to go off of little food. Hasn't been too bad so far. I'm keeping at it for long. I have some flab around that could be gone anyway.

>can we stop for some externally ingested food?

>we have fat reserves at home

 No.246070

>>246034
maybe someone in cripples circlejerk

 No.246071

>>246034
I think it's just a meme. Wizardchan is another boogeyman like 4chan and the alt-right and people make fun of the media for being clueless about Internet culture and thinking anyone mildly controversial is part of the alt-right, if not the leader.


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