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 No.249711[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/

 No.249712

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My email and password was leaked online from a data breach and now I have chinks around the world trying to log into my hotmail account everyday.

I have to change my password whenever I log into my email now and my password is now 19 characters long

 No.249713

>>249712
sucks

everytime i log into websites with my vpn i get emails about "is this you" its like fucking hell. the worst thing is they dont stop me. if you suspect it isnt me why the fuck are you hust letting it happen

 No.249719

why is that stupid faggot the OP mascot?

 No.249720

>>249711
>Chester died 3 years ago

 No.249721

Finished Saya no Uta. Interesting plot, good background music. I'd rate it as 7/10. However, I haven't played that much VNs. That's why I don't have a VNDb account. I also don't have an IMDb account, only MAL.

It was the second VN that I forgot about playing. I played as if it was the first time while remembering things this time only after they already happened. I'm even sure that I decided to download it after seeing a post here and also being asked about my opinion here too like 1-2 years ago. Something tells me that I even played thrice and not twice but I might be mistaken.

Me forgeting had nothing to do with the quality of the medium. I experienced similar stuff with Suzumiya Haruhi no Yakusoku, movies Inception, The Wrestler and recently The Godfather 1-3.

 No.249723

what next, a kurt cobain edition? I'm so sick of all these different whiny musician bastards being obsessed over as generational idols, especially when their music sucks this bad

in the end, I don't give a fuck about your poor childhood

 No.249725

Why can't these people use capital letters and punctuation?

 No.249727

>>249723
Stop whining

 No.249732

>>249727
stop force feeding us your edgy shitband idol, nobody cares

 No.249733

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All you have to do to make a proper anti-crawl thread is to add the proper roman number at the title, copy the rest and find a soothing landscape image to go with it. Those are the sacred unwritten rules of the crawl thread and you uninitiated low ranking wizkids fuck it up. Every time you do a crawl thread wrong your powers grow weaker.

 No.249734

>>249732
It was not me and you're whining too much for something you apparently don't care
>> waa waa there's an mv in the op and i don't like it

 No.249736

>>249734
>the real whining is your reaction to the whiner
succubus tier response, delete this faggot thread and leave us alone

 No.249737

>>249733
So you want everything to stay exactly the same huh? No wonder you're always whining about "the golden old days of internet"

 No.249738

>>249737
>the same
as if your edgelord idol is anything novel? that shithead is all that your kind has talked or thought about for the last 20 years

 No.249739

>>249736
Learn to use the quote arrow
>>249738
What's novel is the mv and new title, look at this shit
>All you have to do to make a proper anti-crawl thread is to add the proper roman number at the title, copy the rest

 No.249740

>>249739
> and find a soothing landscape image to go with it.

 No.249741

>>249739
>thinks greentext is only for verbatim quotes
so how many weeks has it been already since you first got internet?

 No.249742

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>>249737
You can always try to improve it but making a LP crawling joke is not improving. That wasn't funny, and I'm a low IQ retard who finds a lot of unfunny things funny, but that wasn't funny enough even for me and!, like I said, you lose wizard powers when you fuck up a thread that is bound by fate to reach posting limit.

You neophytes should restrain from making the long running threads.

 No.249743

>>249741
Do you have anything worthwhile to say other than mememing?
>>249742
It's just a small change, how autistic are you, it doesn't have to be "funny" or "improvement"

 No.249744

>>249743
medicalize the person you're arguing with when he corners you, you're such a loathsome piece of shit

 No.249745

>>249744
What? He said it himself
> I'm a low IQ retard who finds a lot of unfunny things funny

 No.249746

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>>249743
>how autistic are you
I'm very wizardly if that's what you're asking. Don't make me call wizlam sharia on your ass, wizkid. Fix your thread or I'll curse you and you'll be stepping on legos and hitting your toes on furniture corners for the next 6 months!

 No.249747

>>249745
*It seems many oppositions here are based on emotional reactions and not logical

 No.249748

>>249746
As I said I wasn't the one making this thread

 No.249749

>>249748
Well he has 5 minutes to redo the thread otherwise I'll curse him through a magical post and it's not going to be pretty. He's been warned.

 No.249751


That's it, you had your change OP. I curse you!

Gradum ad lego, ledo in lectulo pedum tuorum! Vetus quomodo sanies signeficatur Tacita deficta!

OP YOU ARE CURSED!

be kind and let us know if it worked, thanks!

 No.249754

heard tapping on my window
didnt see anyone outside
as weird as it is im more pissed about having my sleep interrupted

 No.249758

>>249747
I take it you think logic was the impetus for dedicating one of the big threads on this site to the overlord of edgelorddom?

 No.249760

>>249751
ow my pedum

 No.249766

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Lamps in video games use real electricity.

 No.249767

>>249733
Please go ahead and do it.

 No.249773

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 No.249776

>>249773
That's blasphemous, what right do they have to use the Lord's name for profit motives?

 No.249777

>>249776
>Religion and politics

Just drop the issue and report it dude.

 No.249781

>>249777
can i report you for being extra lame?

 No.249788

There's an alternate universe where the only difference from this one is that i didn't just fart.

 No.249789

>>249788
I feel like this universe has a lot more character.

 No.249799

At least Gmail allows me to log in from anywhere around the world! … Every time I send more than 5 emails to people that aren't contacts it locks me out and makes me reset my password. … is this you–prove it”? … social media and google websites, though you can easily get around this by setting up a VPN before you go.
https://www.businessmenubook.com

 No.249802

Just 'cause you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there.

 No.249806

>>249802
Is that ellen degeneres?

 No.249813

>>249802
This man is genetically ham

 No.249815

Wands out when witches are around

 No.249816

>>249815
Turnabout is fair play.

 No.249826

ever since the faggotfornians went nuts years ago and started killing all the public trees in town (they flooded our state and own the local governments) because they're paranoid there's large areas here and there where things don't grow anymore, in my own neighborhood there used to be a park , they murdered all the trees and bushes five years ago and still nothing grows there anymore, not even grass

it's like they literally salted the earth…because I don't see how nothing can grow, even weeds, I swear to god they literally salt the earth like something ancient tyrants would do to punish the vanquished enemy

this is how these evil beasts view the neighboring west coast states they go to infest, hated enemies to conquer and do barbaric ancient forms of collective punishment on

this is one more reason I know there's no god, if he existed he would've dropped faggotfornia into the ocean like 60 years ago

 No.249827


 No.249828

I wish UXWBill would upload more frequently. His videos are comdy and he is wizardly with a jovial good natured country-boy kind of bearing.

 No.249833

Fuck yeah!
Made brownies, and not in the microwave. Actual freshly baked brownies.
Only think bad to say is I wish I bought milk when I was last at walmart.

 No.249834

>>249833
it doesn't count when you fill them with marijuana

 No.249836

>>249834
I don't know what makes you associate brownies with mariuana but my post has nothing to do with weed.

 No.249840

>>249833
Damn, I shouldn't have used canola oil.
Can still taste it in the brownies. If I used veg oil instead I wouldn't have this problem.

 No.249842

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This quarantine stuff made me even more reclusive. Before this whole thing started I didn't mind to go out at all to do the groceries and stuff like that. Now it's back to normal and my mom won't be using any delivery services anymore and I fucking dread having to do the chores I almost didn't mind some months ago. You know those people who get locked up for whatever crime they did and they get so used to be behind bars they don't want to get out? I would be one of those guys for sure.

In fact I would the perfect prisoner. I'm so comfortable staying in a cubicle and not going anywhere for months at a time, even more. My sister once told me she would be terrified to not be able to go out, that feeling is alien to me. I would be such a model prisoner. I'm silent as the grave, obedient, keep to myself, abiding to schedules, enjoy cleaning. In fact if every inmate in this country was like me, prisons would be one of the main tourist attractions, along with amusement parks, having a serious revenue behind them. People would be willing to rent cells in jail just to get away from their shitty, filthy, noisy apartments to be neighboors with an inmate for a couple of weeks.

 No.249849

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 No.249856

>>249842
I used to think the same way until i saw the last episode of Manhunt:Unabomber, where they put him in that windowless coffin, and it felt really fucking sad.
>>249849
Yeah, it got so much better for him.

 No.249857

>>249842
That's a comfy painting, I like it.

>>249849
Cool ironic shitty edit

 No.249865

>look up if time travel is theoretically possible and find a reddit thread
>most upvoted comment, "HEH WELL OF COURSE TIME TRAVEL EXISTS, AND WHERE ARE THE TIME TRAVELERS YOU ASK? THEY ARE ALL AROUND US! THEY'RE YOU, AND ME, AND EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE! CARPE DIEM!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BRAINDEAD FUCKING REDDIT FAGGOT THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT, GET FUCKED YOU PRETENTIOUS PIECE OF SHIT

 No.249866

>>249865
What they're saying these days? Is it possible or not? I particularly think time is linear and there's no way to go back in it. But what do I know. I read one theory I really liked that traveling back is possible only to the point when the time machine is already invented. Say, we invent a time travel machine in 2020, 2020 is the earliest point you can go back to. I really liked that idea for some reason. Don't know how valid it is though.

 No.249867

>>249866
It’s theoretically possible but every method breaks physics in its own subtle way. So I’m practicality it is impossible.

 No.249872

>>249721

Same here. I saw it maybe in 2014 or something. I dunno, a long time ago. It's been mentioned multiple times. I never finished it and I dropped it during the part where my "friends" are searching for me and there was a cabin in a mountain or something. I actually wonder how much farther I had to go before finishing it. I still have the VN on a USB drive too.

 No.249877

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On a whim I booked an appoinment late last night over the internet with my ophthalmologist and I've seen him this morning. Feels like a weight's been taken off my shoulders.
There were these two ladies in the waiting room whose appoinment was cancelled for some reason. I heard them say that they had traveled 100km or something to be here today blah blah blah. Must have been pissed lol.
Living in the city has its perks, sometimes…

 No.249902

>>249865
>>look up if time travel is theoretically possible and find a reddit thread


Yeah. That's reddit. You know already how shit it is there, the people it appeals to. It's """the front page of the internet""" in the age where now that it's easy and chic every random cunt is an "internet nerd".

I just ate half of a 12 inch pizza. I did not degrease it. Oh, and they released versions of that Uli/flood documentary some people were working on for a while, on that note. There's a directors cut and an Uli-focused cut besides the snips of footage that was put out years ago. Glad the footage they got was finally released even if their project floundered, I admire Ulillillia (in a sense) and find him interesting.

 No.249912

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 No.249914

“YoU cAn’T TuRn bAcK tHe ClOcK, JaSoN”

I know I said I’d return in a week.

Whether you’d believe me or not if I told you THAT strip was directed at me at the time is your concern.

 No.249938

File: 1596005344437.png (3.41 MB, 1911x923, 147:71, Nairobi Kenya.png) ImgOps iqdb

Noticed that googlemaps has a lot of Kenya and other African nations to be seen via streetview.
Decided to just stroll through the various neighborhoods and really see how it is.
Kind of reminds me of fallout 3. Thank god I don't live in these conditions.

 No.249939

>>249938
Yeah, I use google earth vr sometimes.
Visiting 3rd world countries is always a bit depressing and puts things into context.

 No.249955

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Anyone else like scratching their butt and then smelling their fingers afterwards? It smells like pure bliss

 No.249958

Is there a skill I can develop by doing it absent mindedly? Like using those grip strength trainers or singing while doing other things.

 No.249967

>>249938
>>249939
And imagine, they are still happier than 99% of users here

 No.249968

>>249955
Yeah, i like to smell my piss-stained underwear as well as huff my ballstench in the morning

 No.249969

>>249958
Literally thousands, you have to be more specific

 No.249972

>>249969
I meant things that I can do while doing other activities, like while browsing the internet, watching a video or doing chores.

 No.249973

>>249958
whistling

 No.250032

I think enrive has finally died. I didn't know it would die this quickly. I swear there was only eleven days left five days ago. Or was it a week ago?

It's finally gone though. The absolutely scariest chan is dead for the fourth(?) and final time.

Rest in peace masterchan. The world is better without you for sure, but I will always remember those times back in 2013, when things were more active, more fun. I'll always cherish those times even if you died a slow death from lack of interest.

 No.250036


 No.250037


 No.250069

>>250032
Nobody used masterchan other than pedos

 No.250074

>>250069
What kind of stuff can you find there?

 No.250107

I like the look of a good suit. One day I would like to get a custom-fitted suit to wear around all the time. But wouldn't it be presumptuous for a NEET to go around wearing a suit? I feel like I'd need to get a job like a lawyer in order to do that.

 No.250117

>>249712
I haven't had my own email for years and I've probably compromised my mothers many times already.
I don't know of any good email service that doesn't ask for my phone or address and is accepted by most sites.

 No.250118

>>250107
Google has already fallen

 No.250119

okay I just bought a square foot of 10oz black leather on ebay for $12, wtf…since when did the prices of leather drop? last (500 times) I looked the stuff was like 3 times that expensive, the tandy leather store in town would charge $30-40 for that

it's sheath making time

 No.250120

>>250107
>wouldn't it be presumptuous
People would have no idea you're a neet, and if your face looks good, too, they would actually invariably make the assumption that you *are* a lawyer or something upper class. If you were a good enough bullshitter, you might even use it to get into rich people parties and stuff like a movie con man. Normies really do think "the clothes make the man." Never underestimate that.

 No.250141

wondering if the users here have migrated to a better chan as this one is unsalvageable

 No.250142

nope, I've always been one to go down with a sinking ship

 No.250198

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>>250141
For the past couple of weeks I found myself spending most of my online time on pinterest browsing and looking at fantasy illustrations like this one. Every time I come here my will to still bother diminishes. I think IBs are dead, I still check hob once in a while but honestly I don't feel like doing even that anymore. Even the reading thread is garbage now, don't know how that happened. Well, fuck it

 No.250201

>>250198
Yes you're growing old, do you still enjoy your old stuff? but keep blaming it on everything else

 No.250206

>>250142
Same. Wizchan till I die baby.

 No.250223

>>250141
So far this is the best of the bunch, which at times is really saying something.
If/when I no longer use wizchan it will be because I no longer use image boards at all.

 No.250258

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Nearly 30C/86F in my bedroom. Summer gets shittier every year with these hellish heat waves. There's no avoiding it now.
How do you people in southern US states and countries where it's hot all year long tolerate this, a few days of this purgatory devastate me mentally and physically.

 No.250259

>>250258
>86F
>heat wave
oh man, I'm laughing, it's about about 100F here right now and for the past 7 months

 No.250260

>>250258
Buy an air conditioner?

 No.250261

>>250259
>in my bedroom

 No.250263

>>250258
Is it humid? Humidity is what kills wizards. A dry heat is avoidable just by staying out of the sun but when the air becomes a steamcloud there's no escaping it inside or out
>>250260
>just buy some cold air bro

 No.250279

>>250258
Summer in London is getting increasingly suffering as years go on. 35C temps aren't too unusual anymore, plus we have high humidity, so I'm still sweating at my computer when it's 10 in the evening.

At least Americans in the hot states can rely on air conditioning to cool themselves down.

 No.250285

>>250258
I don't think you know what the word heatwave means.

 No.250290

>>250279
sounds like England is being terraformed for browns.

 No.250292

>>250279
Did Britain ban air conditioning or something?

 No.250296

>>250285
see this post >>250261
it's this hot in my bedroom, meaning it's a lot worse outside. Can't you read?

 No.250298

>>250258
I found that it's bearable if you have an electric fan pointed at you all the time. Icepacks tied to the head and neck when it gets really bad.

 No.250299

>>250298
sweating + a boxfan seems to work for me

it's ridiculous how effective evaporation is at cooling you down

 No.250307

>>250301
it's just a meme bro calm down

 No.250308

>>250290
I know right, it's getting comfier for us here, you natives will have to move to the Artic, kek

 No.250312

>In most cases, even bananas that appear to be extremely overripe are perfectly edible. Bananas that have turned fully brown may be very soft - even somewhat liquefied - but as long as there are no other problems with the bananas, they are still safe to eat. They may be far too sweet and mushy for most tastes, though.
>Check bananas that have turned black (without having been refrigerated or frozen) carefully, because they may have fermented. Fermented bananas will smell more like alcohol than sugar, and the taste may be surprising or even unpleasant. However, if your black banana does not contain any splits, evidence of mould, or insects, then it is still safe to eat.

interesting. seems super ripe and even black bananas are safe, as long as it's not broke or anything. im gonna see how far i can leave my banana sitting out. it's starting to lose its yellow so i'll check back in a few days i guess

 No.250315

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I notice that some who use this site gravitate towards the works of Thomas Ligotti. I watched the book club's video on him (well, the real criticism was in the description) and found this particular comment quite interesting and part of the reason i've come to despsise the idea that carbohydrates exist

 No.250320

my parents were so drunk after shopping at costco last night, I grabbed the 4lb bag of cheetos, they didn't even notice

haven't had cheetos in like 5 years man

 No.250321

it ain't easy being cheesy

 No.250323

>>250320
They had a bunch of raunchy sex afterwards and touched all the door handles with their vaginal juice and sperm covered hands.

You're welcome.

 No.250327

>>250323
actually they watched some news and went to sleep

what?

 No.250328

I should get my shit checked

 No.250330

>>250328
do you mean your actual shit

 No.250345

>>250290
The illuminati gov of Europe just doing this all on purpose. You better hide, form groups and buy some big places to live in groups, isolated from the chaos brought by this situation…

hidden bunkers

 No.250373

>>250345
You think the govt doesnt have a record of your precious bunkers?

 No.250396

https://sourceforge.net/projects/random-file-picker/

Now if I don't have new 2d images I can use this application to choose an old image from the folder randomly without having to look through the folders myself.

 No.250431

>>250315
Not to be born is, beyond all estimation, best; but when a man has seen the light of day, this is next best by far, that with utmost speed he should go back from where he came.

You can trace philosophical pessimism as far back as we have written records. To be clear, our ancestors have been writing how life is awful since they learned how to write, you don't need a high carb post-industrial diet to be overpowered by the suffering of existence. All you need realy is some time to really think about it.

 No.250433

>>250431
If live was awful, why did they reproduce?

 No.250437

>>250433
You would have to ask a pessimist father, I'm neither.

 No.250456

> He began his professional life as a teacher but then switched to the banking and finance sector in various roles, working at Bear Stearns before forming his own firm
He tasted the pleasure of lolis and so set out to become a millionaire for his own paradise loli island
Good motivational story

 No.250479

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Got my hair cut and had my neck and head massaged by a succubus

 No.250481

>>250479
Gross anon

 No.250482

>>250481
>anon
yikes


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