fuck, accidentally posted before finishing the post,
How do I break a bone?
I've heard covering a limb with bandages soaked in vinegar softens the bone and makes it really easy to break, but it would be visible on the x-ray.
jump off your roof
Which bone are you looking to break?
You could try licking stuff in public transportation so you get the Corona.
Corona breaks your bones now? Dang it must be evolving quickly.
No, but testing positive will get you out off anything for at least a month.
I sure hope a "train track method" doesnt mean that you put your leg on a train track and wait for the train
tackle a metal pole at your max speed, you will obliterate your clavicle