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don't ask why, I just need to somehow make sure that I won't be able to do anything for the next month. I've heard that covering it with bandages soaked in vinegar for


fuck, accidentally posted before finishing the post,
How do I break a bone?
I've heard covering a limb with bandages soaked in vinegar softens the bone and makes it really easy to break, but it would be visible on the x-ray.


jump off your roof


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Looking for worker's accident compensation? Getting out of jury duty? Auntie needs your help moving a couch? Hospital started serving RC? all good reasons to break a bone. smart wiz

try the train track method, that got the job done every time i needed to pull this stunt


Which bone are you looking to break?


You could try licking stuff in public transportation so you get the Corona.


Corona breaks your bones now? Dang it must be evolving quickly.


No, but testing positive will get you out off anything for at least a month.


I sure hope a "train track method" doesnt mean that you put your leg on a train track and wait for the train


tackle a metal pole at your max speed, you will obliterate your clavicle

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