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 No.250274

don't ask why, I just need to somehow make sure that I won't be able to do anything for the next month. I've heard that covering it with bandages soaked in vinegar for

 No.250275

fuck, accidentally posted before finishing the post,
How do I break a bone?
I've heard covering a limb with bandages soaked in vinegar softens the bone and makes it really easy to break, but it would be visible on the x-ray.

 No.250277

jump off your roof

 No.250283

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Looking for worker's accident compensation? Getting out of jury duty? Auntie needs your help moving a couch? Hospital started serving RC? all good reasons to break a bone. smart wiz

try the train track method, that got the job done every time i needed to pull this stunt

 No.250284

Which bone are you looking to break?

 No.250286

You could try licking stuff in public transportation so you get the Corona.

 No.250291

>>250286
Corona breaks your bones now? Dang it must be evolving quickly.

 No.250293

>>250291
No, but testing positive will get you out off anything for at least a month.

 No.250322

>>250283
I sure hope a "train track method" doesnt mean that you put your leg on a train track and wait for the train

 No.250329

tackle a metal pole at your max speed, you will obliterate your clavicle



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