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Let's post a few old memories or memes/jokes that you remember from wizardchan.
Anyone remember this guy? I have some examples of his posts but he was a guy who would write extremely long posts about a "democratic process" and how it was going to control us all. He'd talk about "goyim" but not in a /pol/ way and his posts had a very strange, distinctive feeling to them. He was here around 2015.
>average wizardchan poster
Basically posting the phrase "average wizardchan poster" combined with a photo of something/something which wasn't like a wizardchan poster, like a bodybuilder or something. I think this one still might get used
Again this one seems to have stayed, I first remember it being used in 2015 though. It made me laugh out loud when I first saw it.
>Revolutionary Council of True Wizards
A poster who'd talk about how he'd formed a "Revolutionary Council of True Wizards" which would be used to monitor wizardchan posters and determine who was the most wizardly, eventually awarding the most wizardly poster the distinction of being the "one true wizard". Like the democratic process guy they'd also write massive walls of text about it. Threads would often get deleted but they caused a lot of flamewars, also around in 2015.
This was a textboard, almost like twitter where people would post single sentences and other people would reply. Got shut down because people kept breaking rule 1.
This one lasted for a matter of days iirc, it was some type of voice chat which was launched, and naturally everyone protested against it. I have no idea what the admin was thinking.
>/dep/ being called /v9k/
Self explanatory, /dep/ used to be named /v9k/.
I've been browsing since late 2013 and these are some of the ones which come to mind, not a complete veteran but I've been here a decent amount of time. Obviously there was the switch from wizardchan to wizchan in late 2014 too.
the anonymous live chat that used to be embedded at the top of feels
the crossdressing thread on lounge when it used to be called b
They moved that thread to the mods board.
Shit I remember there was a tranny crossdresser on feels. That probably contributed to its shutdown, thank god.
Feels got removed from Wizchan because Mel Hapa posted his thousands of pages of monologues there. Mel Hapa was permabanned for having sex with a prostitute, but the admin of Feels was a big fan of his for some reason, and refused to ban him.
I miss the Daddy Howard posting.
Writing a medium article are we?
You will get zero contributions for me
Thanks for finally explaining what democratic process guy was about, I never got if he was for or against it
Has that been banned now? I mean it would make sense because it was literally an image from gay porn, low-effort and shitposting/even arguing avatarfagging but I have to admit the posts did make me laugh a lot when used at the right time.
i requested a wiki and it got added surprisingly. most info and history of the boards is there, if not you should add it
Damn I had no idea, thanks for letting me know. How the hell did I miss that? Will check it out now.>>251693
I remember this post. I think I actually saw it on the board at the time. It's interesting how the poster is talking about "tfwnogf" and feelings of wanting to have someone be proud of you, that stuff doesn't really fly on wizardchan these days.
>>251769>no matter what neo-wizards say, that poster is right
it sounds more like a little bit of truth with a large helping of made-up bullshit and catastrophizing
>>251769>that poster is right, and we're all crabs in a delusional state, a mixture of denial and coping.
Is it so hard to imagine someone being content in life that's not "succesful" by all normalfag measures? You die at the end. Some people find peace knowing that.
I'm 28 myself and "what people I knew from high-school/university are up to" occupies 0% of my thoughts. Yet he focuses on that for some reason.
Anyone remember the art guy who would go into great detail about paintings from various time periods?
I really enjoyed his stuff. He said he couldn't keep going to wizchan anymore, and I think he was working on a comic and made a youtube video as what I think was his swan song.
I'm subscribed to his YouTube channel. Why did he say he stopped browsing Wizchan?
yeah it sucks that alot of the actual, og wizards are either gone or dont care enough anymore. i think we just had a large enough influx of people who think they can parrot their idea of the wizard mindset without really understanding it.
the older guys got it.
Same for me. Being enlightened like this is so incredibly rare. I guess there is never going to be an online space for those of us that can find contentment without relationships.
Or people started to grow up and learn to get over pathetic 'tfw no gf' cancer that comes with being young 20s. There have always people on both sides. It could even be an inherent dichotomy within wizards, an internal turmoil
Back to crabs.co please, failed normies have never been wanted here. You're an embarrassment.
>>251820>'tfw no gf' cancer that comes with being young 20s
not everyone was a crab in their early 20s just cause you were
I was generalising. It seems like im the only person in the world who never had any attraction at all to succubi
tfw no gf shit was always mocked here bro, thats not what i'm talking about>>251827
go back 2 reddit pls
It's really hard to tell exactly how many outsiders and larpers there are around here now.
Truely Wizchan 2020 now
Literally defending failed normies. Wizardchan 2020.
I'm a Wizard but I'm new here (was here at some point many years ago, but only very briefly), is there a general historical outline someone can give me? There's an entry on the crabs wiki but it doesn't really go into many details. I guess I was 'left behind' on the robot board, am I wrong in thinking wiz\wizardchan was originally formed by people spinning off from there? I definitely recall people 'advertising' there, I was thinking 2012 or 2013 but the wiki says this wasn't founded till 2014? Anyone willing to share a general historical outline with various epochs and changes? or is that not done?
Is this chart pointing out a correlation that Men have given up on MRAs and become sissies. And stopped complaining about female privilege to seek fembots instead?
It's the infiltration of succubi and transsexuals into places like /r9k/. But it's just a graph, the interpretation is up to you.
Yes, sorry this >>251908
was my graph and it's meant to show what >>251950
says, although I guess what you've mentioned could even be a real possibility.
megaman is a grotesque ugly creature
it sucks, even during cow raids it seemed like there were more genuine wizards here
One of my favorite wiz here is "escapist wiz", he usually writes huge walls of text about how escapism and hedonism are the way to happiness and enjoys Babymetal music.
What happened to Fatlink? I can't remember the last time I saw anything resembling his writing style, probably sometime early 2019? His obsessive rants and the skill with which he weaved his beloved jews into every post regardless of the topic were the best representation of stage 3-4/8 wizardry I've seen yet.
Anybody remember the Popuri Wiz?
That guy was a card. Always had a picture of Popuri from Harvest Moon BtN/FoMT
Do you have that meme of the cop entrapping a wizard into violence? It was an edit of a neo-nazi toon.
This fake right? Please tell me it’s fake.
Of course it's fake wiz.
Asking this question
I think it’s pretty reasonable to never give the benefit of the doubt. Especially an imageboard.
I remember that guy who’d always post that gif of the wolverine actor.
Way to bring out all the cow and kiwi posters OP.
wow it's been 7 years, cute trapwiz must be looking like an old freak rn I wonder if he's still a wiz. So sad. Wish there were more young trapwizapprentices around us.
alright modshit, delete my posts, I'm not going to explain the joke if you idiots are too dumb to get it
>>252375>wow it's been 7 years, cute trapwiz must be looking like an old freak rn I wonder if he's still a wiz. So sad. Wish there were more young trapwizapprentices around us.>alright modshit, delete my posts, I'm not going to explain the joke if you idiots are too dumb to get it
Mods won't delete it because they agree with you unironically
Those two are different posters. Im >>252372
and 100 percent honest with that post. Its no joke.
>wizchan will be a decade old in two years
jesus fucking christ, I remember finding this place in 2012 randomly like it was yesterday
all the 4chon kids were underage there was at least 14-16 during 2013
If it’s any consolation I didn’t find this place until about 2017.
what happened to baby sis hunter from feels?
Was he the same person or multiple people I always wondered
I was 16 back in 2013 so yeah
When did "wizardchan" moved to "wizchan"?
I just remember i joined in exactly that period of transition.
Does this make me true_oldfag?
Around 2014 or so i think? That's when anachronos went awol and let wizardchan die, wizchan was then created by former staff.
Not really a true oldfag i guess since that's the same year we got flooded with norps after isla vista.
pretty sure it was at least 2015
Late 2014, I think, around the video game journalist fiasco
old wizardchan even had a v9k forum
it was more or less the "true r9k" without all the newfags from 4chad
eventually and I suspect mostly because of supreme gentlefag
the consensus evolved into elitism and fetishization of the virgin status instead of seeing it as a flaw.
That later morphed into the truwiz postings.
Basically like all movements it started more or less moderate and then went full radical as time went on.>>251779>wizlamic state
yeah I remember that one too
1 star and 1 cresent moon with dark blue background>>251780
the anti crab mentality evolved with time. you have to imagine that the older wizbros discussed this for years and then one day found out it was totally retarded to obsess over these normalfag things in life and so the entire r9k topics were not wanted to be seen anymore by more and more people. I bet most of the >tfwnogf
faggots on 4chan are high schoolers and youngfags in college
it basically amounts to oldfags not wanting to hear the cries of the youngfags that they know by heart after suffering through them for years already.
I fucked up that supreme gentlefag part
what I wanted to write was that after the rodge podge happening this crab phenonemon started to become a thing in the real life and a stigma formed. Basically rodge have this new thing a face and nobody wanted to be associated with this crap.
the elitism about the virgin status probably then began as some form of counter culture against this new pheonomenon that nobody wanted to be associated with.>we are better than those lowly dogs who lust after the worldly desires of the normalfag realm
this is how I would explain it
The oldest wizchan pastimes are purity spiral hysteria and perceiving any form of moderation, tight or lax, as persecution.
I remember it was exactly Christmas day 2014 it went down, I remember the suicide jokes
It's funny because i've been gravitating around this place since 2015, maybe 2014 and I don't really have any strong memories for it. It feels like i've been coming here to read the same threads for the last five years. This isn't criticism but more of an observation.
That was my impression of wizchan when I 1st found it in early 2014 pre-Elliot, just a darker r9k and I wasn't impressed. But it really started improving after that and went full volcel in 2015.
I think after Wizardchan.org went down, there was a manifesto on Magicchan that they should compete by becoming the ultra-volcel board. And ironically all those proposals were realized on wizchan.org while magichan was more laid back.
I am pretty sure it was around the end of 2014. Very close to new year.
No, but most of those TFW no gf posters ARE in their early 20s
>>253189>>253189>most of those TFW no gf posters ARE in their early 20s
I'd hazard a guess that it's teenagers.
True, forgot about teenage crabs. Could be a mix of both, for all i know
it was only one guy originally, then some fakes started showing up in late 2015 or early 2016
I'm neither, what are you going to do about it LARPer?
what part of "most of" flew over your head?
What is a crab? I don't have friends so I'm not hip to the cool kid lingo
A term the feminist Admin of this site borrowed from a subreddit. It's an attack towards any group of angry and resentful virgin males that aren't happy with the fact they are virgins with zero romantic and sexual experiences, so they take it out on those virgins who are no longer virgins, showing a crab mentality.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality
There's crab mentality that is not related to sex or achievements of a romantic nature, for example, here in wizchan you will often find that when a wizard comments about his career or any academic title or job, the wizardcrabs will look down on him and call the guy a fake wizard, or sometimes when a wizard says he is well off and enjoying his life, people will attack him the same, putting in evidence their crab mentality.
In conclusion, if you hate others when they succeed and try to bring them down, you are a crab.
The only reason crab is an insult in the latter case is because it's meant to insinuate that the people complaining about socially successful posters are involuntarily celibate. Shitting on people who are more normal and fit into society has always been something outcasts do.
Yeah isla vista fucked this site in more ways than one. Although I disagree about the radical part, old wiz was much more concerned with "purity" when it came to the spirit of the site compared to now; the weird roleplaying, subtle, boderline shaming and succ defending would've never flown back then.
Fuck i wish i still had those old Wizlamic state edits of ISIS propaganda. >>252978
"Volcel" label was generally seen as reddit garbage back then iirc. Wizard was the one identity.
You can't blame all your problems on reddit. its not like there was a volcel movement from reddit
i have no idea when this was, but wasn't there a kerfluffle about hot wheels fucking a whore a few years back?
If you're going to talk about him at least use his real name.
-that's only obvious it's a hivemind
-some people might like wizards through the bullying and but that's not enough to become extroverted and successful by normal standards, succubi can't understand existentialism you're likeable living honorable life despite lacking everything normal fag does thus the pariah/fool
-only in a perfect utilitarian world volcels would exist
-in our stupid and vain society where attractiveness and privilege trumps effort crab group think is directly shamed, it is natural byproduct social engineering to maintain the pros society , protection of succubi at cost of the expendable to consciously persuade normal society dispite it's strong self preservation bias is an uphill battle only most optimistic among us can endure, to the outsider normalfag wizard groupthink is cringe and disingenuous because we still want to be normal honestly even though the argument is we haven't overcome circumstance or mental obstacles
Nice to see someone who remembers me. I've actually just returned after months of absence, got too tired with the whole communication-thing, it felt like people here disregarded each other and just posted into the void instead of replying to each other.
It was a good time though to level up myself as far as escapism is concerned, read many books, watched many movies and all that. But I don't really listen to BM much nowadays. Now I'm instead into video game music, like old capcom games' soundtracks and their remixes, they are very comfy.
I remember the IRC days. I was a NEET back then and used to be absorbed with wizardchan.
the absolute true
admins of wizchan
Do you have the "ignore all normie threads" meme?
Oh, the glass eyes dog. That was a long time ago.
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