No.259299[Last 50 Posts]
ITT, post the last thing you fapped to.
Let's be tasteful and share the nice things!
Some places where you can find an image source before asking:
http://saucenao.com/http://iqdb.org/https://images.google.com/Previous thread:>>255933
No.259301
without a doubt, that's one of the worst pictures ever chosen for the fap thread. holy shit, i would take retarded sonic porn over that
No.259303
>>259301It really is terrible art OP should be ashamed of having such shitty taste.
No.259304
>>259299disgusting nigger delete your thread and make a new one without such a horrible and nauseating OP.
No.259305
>>259303at least is not Calarts
No.259308
>>259305I would honestly and without any irony prefer some slightly suggestive Calarts to that intentionally offensive shit.
I am so fucking tired of the faggot trolls who just aim to make thread like /b/.
Fuck you OP. Delete the thread or delete the file.
No.259310
>>259309>Christmas time>Easter imageHuh?
No.259311
What exactly is wrong with OP's image?
No.259313
>>259311He wanted to post a thread with an OP image that aligned with his fetish, other people do not appreciate that.
No.259331
>>259311tumblr art style and fetish, instead of the general succubi/bobs
No.259341
what is that shit? a male chastity belt?
you're a retard OP
No.259373
>>259371arent they native hawaiians
No.259374
>>259371Island monkeys
Sea niggers
GOOKS
No.259396
>>259378Americans can't draw for shit.
No.259401
>>259396Does your country even have animated features?
No.259404
>>259401No, and that's OK. If you can't do it right then don't do it.
No.259492
You either like little g1rls or black dick, no middle ground here.
No.259517
>>259437Best post in this thread.
No.259528
>>259514I love all of the Alola succubi so much.
No.259570
>>259569Which is exactly how the mod wants it.
No.259571
just post what you like knowing that other peoples brain might see like you see theirs
No.259578
CSR is the next shadman
No.259585
>>259584a talented artist that goes by the name of cutesexyrobutts
No.259588
>>259585I don't see the similarity to shadman.
No.259589
>>259588all art rook same
No.259598
>>259588There is none, any recognisable or even nominally popular r34 artist is called the "next shadman" or x version of shadman or whatever the fuck. Another failure of oral tradition is that this rhetoric keeps being spewed once it catches on.
No.259627
>>259569The one on /b/ was way worse.
No.259810
>>259786hell no that's disgusting
what is your problem
No.259954
>>259953>kissing, touching, drooling mouths, sweating, breathing, exhaling bodiessomeone is really horny.
No.259956
>>259955post more like the two first, I find their angular, large spider like limbs and balloon tits quite arousing and fun.
No.259980
>>259569it keeps getting worse
No.259996
>>259993What's the difference between masturbating and fapping?
No.260004
>>259996i think the joke is that there isn't any
No.260010
>>260009did it need to be some stupid monster succubus character
No.260011
>>260008>>260009Beautiful porn, wizbro. Just beautiful. You can almost feel the boy's delight.
No.260075
>tfw post Christmas fap guilt
No.260078
>>260075Not if you fap to pure and wholesome vanilla.
No.260180
>>260133It feels so wrong to lewd Kinomoto Sakura
No.260181
>>260133The tightest cunny on wizchan atm.
No.260241
you bitches are disgusting
No.260442
>>259371Obviously native Hawaiian you guilty white twat. Since when do blacks have natural straight/wavy hair?
No.260458
>>2595391st one is man, not a boy, and you are a faggot.
No.260462
>>260461Um, the big guy's wand is definitely in deep enough to go halfway up the ribcage in the second image.
No.260466
>>260462it's just dramatization to look sexier, a regular sized cock would look small in this style
No.260469
>>260462That's how mr hands liked it.
No.260473
>>260461lemme guess, you watch this and think you're Cloud taking Barret's bbc, right?
No.260491
>>260473this self-insert meme is stupid, I don’t have to think I’m anyone I just like the image cause it’s hot
No.260493
>>260491>I just like the image cause it’s hotThe images portray a giant tattooed negro fucking a tiny white kid's butt with his horse sized cock. Is that what you wizards find hot? Interesting.
No.260507
>>260506>I like strong black men fucking feminine white boys because of "the contrast"Welp.
No.260525
>>260507seems the "nigger" part triggers you
No.260537
Alright, I have nothing to lose. I'm going to try using raw egg as lube.
Now hear me out. Yes raw egg can rot, but it's pretty much the same liquid as cum, right? While the thought of egg in the onahole might sound gross, consider that if you were fapping with any other lube and then blew an egg-zied load in to Silicone Sally, the situation wouldn't seem as gross then, right? You'd be proud to have Splooge McDicked such a bounty, but you'd rinse and repeat all the same. So why should egg be any different?
Now I know that having or wanting sex with animals is against the rulebook, but is egg matter considered an animal? An animal part?
No.260539
>>260537You are retarded and will get exactly what you deserve if you actually do this and ain't just shitposting.
No.260541
>>260537Fuck you disgusting nigger, use olive oil or something else as lube. Eggs will most likely give you a UTI. That shit will enter into your urethra and will fuck you.
No.260542
>>260539>>260541>This sagerage over millennia-old historic lube testing>when there's gay pedo dadcon gape, baby gangbang, and Sailor Moon JOI aboveIt felt great, very runny though so it needed frequent topping up, but it worked well to slow the cum for my otherwise sensitive penis. I did it in the shower if that makes you normalfags any less weirded out.
>Eggs will most likely give you a UTIWhere's the science behind that? It's sterile proteins and acids. Cum can sit in the shaft for a day and nothing bad comes from it. Let me guess, you don't eat raw eggs after a tough workout and you think they'll give you salmonella if they're under cooked?
No.260544
it’s 2021 so did my first fap of the year, will this be my last fap this year?? maybe?
No.260545
>>260542>Egg was used as a light natural adhesive in crafts as well as a binding agent in art>Anyone who handled eggs while cooking knows they are sticky when on the skinWho do you think you are fooling with this stupidity?
Do you really need attention so bad as to make a clown of your self?
No.260548
>>260542salmonella is a lie? maybe there's lots of raw egg gym chads who end up going to the doctor that you don't hear about
>>260544what's your record? I accidentally broke a 71 day streak this month, but it's been 15 days since then, I feel good, I'm stronger, I don't miss it, even though I always get 4 or 5 orgasms…the tradeoff sucks
>>260545did you ever perfect your DIY weenie lube potion? those blogposts about it were funny
No.260551
>>260548>what's your record?maybe like two months, I usually fap once or twice a month just cause I want to
No.260575
>>260548>did you ever perfect your DIY weenie lube potion?I wouldn't say perfect as I always leave room for improvement and adjustment but yes, I did complete the recipe and can now make a consistent and high quality lube.
Stopped posting because of unrelated feud with mods as well as consistent trolling from the Alaskan whenever such post were brought up.
As such I don't post my experiments and reviews here anymore.
No.260586
>>260575post the recipe so i can sell it online as wizlube
No.260589
>>260586No.
Also I haven't figured out how to make it long term shelf stable yet.
It only last like a week in hot humid weather without refrigeration. Meaning it's not commercially viable.
Since I only make small 4 ounce batches and don't mind cold lube this isn't a problem for my personal use. But long term self stability would be required before mass production could take place.
While I know of more then a few additives that could easily do this, finding the proper ratio and mold resistance testing would take months due to the nature of experimentation. While such testing could be sped up with something like a incubator or something such equipment is relatively expensive.
Overall it really isn't worth my time to R&D that aspect of the formula. The cost outweighs the benefit for myself personally. Which is who I made the recipe for anyway since I was unsatisfied with what was on the market.
No.260596
>>260589>It only last like a week in hot humid weather without refrigerationSo it's eggs then
No.260694
>>260693Rape is disgusting and not enjoyable to watch. Turn back before you addle your brain so much that there's no going back.
inb4 ShE EnJoYEd It iN thE EnD! No.260702
>>260694it wasn't rape, she wanted it. i know from some of the lines and having seen many hentais in my time.
No.260725
>>260708>Rape is disgusting and not enjoyable to watchSpeak for yourself
>>260708She enjoys it in the end. The "stop" is to make notable the contradiction between disgust a desire that she feels.
No.260756
This is the most scary of all threads, all sorts of freaks and spooks play and mock all day the good people of the town of Wizchan.
No.260768
>>260713>If you heard a succubus crying how would you be able tell that isn't from pleasure and rather from pain?What the hell? And how, when you see simulated rape, do you not get an empathetic reaction that causes extreme disgust?
No.260771
>>260757>>260758dear lord i want to suck those toes
No.260828
>>260824I bet you're the type of guy that opens threads with pics of booba without even knowing what they are about
No.260832
>>260828you mean boobs? you make no sense
No.260839
>>260824she probably has a lot of back pain, poor loli
No.260841
>>260840I reverse searched the last pic and I have to ask: just how many chinese knockoffs of Kancolle are there?
No.260842
>>260841is there more than one?
No.260843
>>260842There's at least 3.
No.260844
>>260841I can name three. Anthropomorphized ships, guns, castles is an established trope now.
No.260845
>>260843>>260844Are they all boats or do they just make different things into anime succubi? Cause I know of azur lane and succubus's front line, which are essentially rip offs of kancolle and upotte. But are there rip offs of the rip offs?
No.260865
>>260845Just ships, all the other stuff would be a pain in the ass to count.
No.261123
>>260694My guy I first fapped to rape hentai like ten years ago, did you just roll in from fox news circa 1990 or some shit?
No.261140
>>261123Why yes, I'm a time travelling Fox News journalist, how could you tell?
No.261196
>>261140It was your shocked protestant attitude that sold it.
No.261450
>>261433Who gets underwear made with their own face on it so they can wear it?
No.261464
Are you even allowed to go onto lolibooru? I've always been too scared to go on there.
Don't wanna get V&
No.261466
>>261464Why would get v& from loli? Do you live in canada or something?
No.261469
>>261466Canada doesn't even care despite it being technically illegal. I've seeded, hosted, and even imported loli doujins for over 13 years now, and a few of those very evidently loli imports were opened and reviewed by CBSA. even 3d peetee-sc is allowed under many circumstances. If it's an accessory to a real cp charge it's considered a verification of intent to posses peetee-hc though, kind of like how pellet guns aren't weapons but if you commit a violent crime and they find a pellet gun at your house, they'll classify it as a weapon under the circumstances.
No.261483
>>261472Are you BBC expert?
No.261496
>>261491>>261492You know when you post those gross hairy bara guys it's awful, but the furry fagshit isn't that bad. Much better art.
No.261499
>>261496no one asked for your opinion BTW ;)
No.261501
>>261499I didn't know i needed permission, faggot.
No.261505
>>261501>>261491those are sexy guys, I like the foreskin
No.261525
Has anyone else ever stuck their dick in between their mattress and box spring and fucked it?
No.261528
>>261525yeah with an onahole. that is the first thing everyone does, when they realize pressure = pleasure