I do whatever the fuck I want. When I’m hungry, I eat. If I’m tired, I sleep. When I see a pretty succubus I jerk off. I don’t play by the rules
I try to "balance" my wizardchan posts by including the word "crab" in them a certain number of times. I feel this will dispel any bad chakras and untoward spirits (crabs) which haunt this imageboard.
that pic is me. i'm a wizard janitor at a school. only picked the job cuz its brainless work that pays decent i didnt want to work.
That is my dream job, how did you get it?
by having custodian experience. you could work at walmart as the janitor for a couple years then have experience and apply to a school district.
"Can you breath? Here, assemble cars for a wage that you can comfortably be middle class with.">2021
"Before we just let you be a janitor, do you have 10 years prior work experience?"
that is how its been for me, places want experienced people and I dont know how to get experience, the only time I got replies back were when I lied and said I had experience
I've come to learn that people DON'T want experienced people for jobs like that. What they MEAN is, "We already have someone we want to hire, but we have to post a job ad for it to be compliant with labor laws, so we're using 'job experience' as a way to get around that law." 90% of the time when you see an entry level position with 10 years job experience, that's what's going on.
Those laws are stupid anyway. It's none of the government's damn business. Just like trying to tell me I have to rent to a section 8 nigger instead of somebody who's probably not going to destroy my property.
09 Dec 2021
Probably misspelled precipitation.
Has anybody else adopted going to bed around 8-9pm and waking up at like 4am and starting your day?
I've taken to doing that lately and would highly recommend it. It's nice waking up before most of the city and going to bed by the time most people are going out.
I go to bed at 9pm and wake up 9am.
I used to do that but now my meds make me wake up at 7 no matter what so I just go to bed at 11-12
I should try to sleep early too, maybe that could help get rid of the intrusive thoughts.
I am a sperg/Neet
so i wake up at 3am.
brush teeth wash face takes 7 mins
read for 1 hour
scrool on social for 40 mins
make breakfast/eat/ clean up
lift 2 hours
scrool 2 hours
garden and other bs
log my activities.
>>287808>scrool on social
What does that even mean?
Anyway, for myself, I've struggled a lot in the past to keep a schedule. There was a time when I was really into the idea of having a very rigid schedule that I'd follow to the letter, but I've given up on that due to my messed up sleeping. I tend to stay awake for some 18-20 hours before feeling sleepy or tired, so I can't even be a night owl consistently, which would be my ideal schedule.
That's also been the case when I've been a student and had to get up at a consistent hour Mon-Fri and walk from here to there through the scorching hot and bright Mexican sun, so telling me to go exercise outside and get some sun isn't gonna help. 'Sides, I've fucking hated the sun since I've been a kid. Not having to deal with the sun is one of the best benefits of having gone full NEET hiki.
Not that wizard
Scrool = scrolling
Yep scroll it's a play on the coomer who all he does is is coom but in my case all i do is scrool.
As for a schedule i think prioritising and doing less is more start small then gradually increase week to week going from 0 to 100 is just not practical
>>287808>scrool on social
Every day I wake up right before sunset. I shower, eat, and go to the library to work on my programming and projects. I go home. I eat again, and watch some k-pop succubi or play games until the sun is about to rise. When I need groceries I will do that before bed. Living on a reversed schedule is quiet and comfortable to autists. >>282336
I want to do this again, but I find being awake during normie hours overwhelming. The morning dew and chill is amazing, though. You feel brand new.
I wake up. Then I go back to sleep.
A good day for me is learning, going outside, doing chores, etc. Sadly, I'll do something crazy one day, get burnt out the next, then recover the third day, and still not do anything. Also if I stay inside too long or wake up too late, I end up getting sad and my schedule gets screwed up. Otherwise, I have little of a schedule since it mortifies me to do new things. Lovely life, 10/10 don't wanna kill myself.
I'd eat the fuck out of that chicken
It's American slang phrase that usually acts as a modifying adverb indicating that one would love to do something. In this case, "I'd eat the fuck out of that chicken" means something like, "I would really really really (etc.) really really like to eat that chicken." Or, I'd play the fuck out of Ico if I had it" means, "I would really really really (etc.) really really like to play Ico." It's an allusion to "doing something so much that you drain even the concept of 'fuck' out of something,' or in short "the fuck out of."
To be fair, it's not just yanks.
do you not consume american/international media? i find it hard to believe you've never encountered the phrase [X the shit/fuck/hell out of Y]. even if your sole exposure to other english is from imageboards, i know for a fact you brits use the hell variant
It's stupid nigger culture always being shoved down our throats. Americans speak ebonics more than English now.
Just a little bit of fun shitposting.
holy shit that was lame
There is no explanation. Either you get it, or you don't. You ever been stung by a dead bee?
mup fo dat bit sho fu sum shup nood an
I remember around 2016, if we typed "ooga booga wooga bix nood" in to Google Translate Auto-Detect Language it would return something like "Let us kill the witch"