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 No.281806

A thread for evil (but not bitter) wizards. What’s your latest diabolical plan?

 No.281807

What’s the #1 rule of being evil?

 No.281808

>>281807
#1: dont be good

 No.281809

I ate the last pizza before someone else could

 No.281810

>>281809
>:0 <)

 No.281811

>>281808
I’m serious. What’s the #1 rule? “Don’t be good” doesn’t mean anything wiz.

 No.281814

>>281811
be dastardly without any reason, be evil just because you can

 No.281816

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>>281806
>Server1
>server1
>Server 1
>server 1

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 No.281833

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>>281806
I need another nd;yag pulse laser for a project

I have an idea

 No.283325


 No.283328

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planning your demise

 No.288906

Crash the tank with no survivors.

The tank? T-90

TypeMain battle tank
Place of origin Russia
Service history
In service
From 1992 (T-90)
From 2004 (T-90A)
From 2016 (T-90M)
From 2017 (T-90MS)
Used bySee Operators
WarsWar of Dagestan[a]
Syrian Civil War
War in Donbas
2020 Nagorno-Karabakh conflict[1][2]
2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine
Production history
DesignerKartsev-Venediktov
ManufacturerUralvagonzavod, Heavy Vehicles Factory
Unit costUSD 2.5 million in 1999,[3] USD 2.77 – 4.25 million in 2011 (varies by source)[4]
T-90SM: USD 4.5 Million in 2016
Produced1992–present
No. built8,500+
1,000 units of T-90S built in India under license
6,200+ Units of T-90 Series in Storage (source: Kremlin News)[citation needed]
100 units of T-90S delivered to Egypt
200+ delivered to other countries
Specifications
Mass46 tonnes (45 long tons; 51 short tons) (T-90)
46.5 tonnes (45.8 long tons; 51.3 short tons) (T-90A)
48 tonnes (47 long tons; 53 short tons) (T-90SM)[5]
Length9.63 m (31 ft 7 in) 6.86 m (22 ft 6 in) (hull)
Width3.78 m (12 ft 5 in)
Height2.22 m (7 ft 3 in)
Crew3
ArmorSteel-composite-reactive blend APFSDS: 550 mm + 250–280 mm with Kontakt-5 = 800–830 mm HEAT: 650–850 mm + 500–700 mm with Kontakt-5 = 1,150–1,550 mm[6][7]
Main
armament
2A46M 125 mm smoothbore gun with 43 rounds (T-90)
2A46M-2 125 mm smoothbore gun with 42 rounds (T-90A)
2A46M-5 125 mm smoothbore gun with 43 rounds (T-90M)
Secondary
armament
12.7mm Kord Heavy machine gun, 7.62mm PKMT
EngineV-84MS 12-cyl. diesel (T-90)
V-92S2 12-cyl. diesel (T-90A)
V-92S2F
840 hp (617 kW) for V-84MS 12-cyl. diesel engine
1000 hp (736 kW) for V-92S2 12-cyl. diesel engine
1130 hp (831 kW) for V-92S2F (T-90 and T-90MS)
Power/weight18.2 hp/tonne (13.3 kW/tonne) (T-90)
21.5hp/tonne (15 kW/tonne) (T-90A)
SuspensionTorsion bar
Operational
range
550 km (340 mi) (without fuel drums)
Maximum speed60 km/h (37 mph)[8] (T-90A and T-90MS)

 No.289159

How do i shoplift food (egg plastic cartons (24), artichoke hearts in jars) in giant supermarkets costco size?

 No.289184

I will cut my leg off and claim disability benefits. That will show them!

 No.289194

>>289159
Go on a custom shirt/hat printing site like Redbubble and get some articles with the Cosco logo on it. Get a loose hivis safety vest. an old walkie-talkie and some sort of PSA scanner looking thing. maybe a fake ID card hanging from your chest. Walk right through the doors, fill up quick, and make it look like you're checking the serials / updating inventory of the products you're stealing. Load up in your car, return cart, scadoodle. nobody questions anyone in a hivis vest with a product scanner.

 No.289195

Anger may in time change to gladness; vexation may be succeeded by content. But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come again into being; nor can the dead ever be brought back to life.

 No.289199

>>289159

If you get arrested for shoplifting, that criminal charge will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Would you risk being labeled a criminal for the rest of your life for $7.00 in food?

 No.289237

>>281806
How do I be evil from the comfort of my lair? I don't want to go outside to be evil.

 No.289238

>>289199
>haunt you
I know someone with a charge for shoplifting alcohol while underage that still got a security clearance. It doesn’t seem to matter at all.

 No.289239

>>289194
lol that could work but I doubt you could fool security for long, and you would be recorded by cctv anyway

it made me think of these tricks to get random people to act a certain way, like carrying a seemingly heavy cardboard box as someone is walking into or exiting a private building, to get them to be less suspicious and hold the door for you out of politeness… it would be useful to have a bunch of tips like that to make life around normals easier

 No.289255

>>289199
I live in California, cops don’t pursue for thefts less than $950, also I would not even take out a cart, I would only take two bags full of stuff with no car.

 No.289319

Warlock is my main in WotLK

 No.289602

>>289255
That's nonsense, you can still be arrested for petty theft, be charged with a misdeameanour and spend months in jail. Even if you steal a lollipop, that would still be an infraction and if you get caught you'll end up with a fine worth hundreds of dollars.



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