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A thread for evil (but not bitter) wizards. What’s your latest diabolical plan?


What’s the #1 rule of being evil?


#1: dont be good


I ate the last pizza before someone else could


>:0 <)


I’m serious. What’s the #1 rule? “Don’t be good” doesn’t mean anything wiz.


be dastardly without any reason, be evil just because you can


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>Server 1
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I need another nd;yag pulse laser for a project

I have an idea



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planning your demise


Crash the tank with no survivors.

The tank? T-90

TypeMain battle tank
Place of origin Russia
Service history
In service
From 1992 (T-90)
From 2004 (T-90A)
From 2016 (T-90M)
From 2017 (T-90MS)
Used bySee Operators
WarsWar of Dagestan[a]
Syrian Civil War
War in Donbas
2020 Nagorno-Karabakh conflict[1][2]
2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine
Production history
ManufacturerUralvagonzavod, Heavy Vehicles Factory
Unit costUSD 2.5 million in 1999,[3] USD 2.77 – 4.25 million in 2011 (varies by source)[4]
T-90SM: USD 4.5 Million in 2016
No. built8,500+
1,000 units of T-90S built in India under license
6,200+ Units of T-90 Series in Storage (source: Kremlin News)[citation needed]
100 units of T-90S delivered to Egypt
200+ delivered to other countries
Mass46 tonnes (45 long tons; 51 short tons) (T-90)
46.5 tonnes (45.8 long tons; 51.3 short tons) (T-90A)
48 tonnes (47 long tons; 53 short tons) (T-90SM)[5]
Length9.63 m (31 ft 7 in) 6.86 m (22 ft 6 in) (hull)
Width3.78 m (12 ft 5 in)
Height2.22 m (7 ft 3 in)
ArmorSteel-composite-reactive blend APFSDS: 550 mm + 250–280 mm with Kontakt-5 = 800–830 mm HEAT: 650–850 mm + 500–700 mm with Kontakt-5 = 1,150–1,550 mm[6][7]
2A46M 125 mm smoothbore gun with 43 rounds (T-90)
2A46M-2 125 mm smoothbore gun with 42 rounds (T-90A)
2A46M-5 125 mm smoothbore gun with 43 rounds (T-90M)
12.7mm Kord Heavy machine gun, 7.62mm PKMT
EngineV-84MS 12-cyl. diesel (T-90)
V-92S2 12-cyl. diesel (T-90A)
840 hp (617 kW) for V-84MS 12-cyl. diesel engine
1000 hp (736 kW) for V-92S2 12-cyl. diesel engine
1130 hp (831 kW) for V-92S2F (T-90 and T-90MS)
Power/weight18.2 hp/tonne (13.3 kW/tonne) (T-90)
21.5hp/tonne (15 kW/tonne) (T-90A)
SuspensionTorsion bar
550 km (340 mi) (without fuel drums)
Maximum speed60 km/h (37 mph)[8] (T-90A and T-90MS)


How do i shoplift food (egg plastic cartons (24), artichoke hearts in jars) in giant supermarkets costco size?


I will cut my leg off and claim disability benefits. That will show them!


Go on a custom shirt/hat printing site like Redbubble and get some articles with the Cosco logo on it. Get a loose hivis safety vest. an old walkie-talkie and some sort of PSA scanner looking thing. maybe a fake ID card hanging from your chest. Walk right through the doors, fill up quick, and make it look like you're checking the serials / updating inventory of the products you're stealing. Load up in your car, return cart, scadoodle. nobody questions anyone in a hivis vest with a product scanner.


Anger may in time change to gladness; vexation may be succeeded by content. But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come again into being; nor can the dead ever be brought back to life.



If you get arrested for shoplifting, that criminal charge will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Would you risk being labeled a criminal for the rest of your life for $7.00 in food?


How do I be evil from the comfort of my lair? I don't want to go outside to be evil.


>haunt you
I know someone with a charge for shoplifting alcohol while underage that still got a security clearance. It doesn’t seem to matter at all.


lol that could work but I doubt you could fool security for long, and you would be recorded by cctv anyway

it made me think of these tricks to get random people to act a certain way, like carrying a seemingly heavy cardboard box as someone is walking into or exiting a private building, to get them to be less suspicious and hold the door for you out of politeness… it would be useful to have a bunch of tips like that to make life around normals easier


I live in California, cops don’t pursue for thefts less than $950, also I would not even take out a cart, I would only take two bags full of stuff with no car.


Warlock is my main in WotLK


That's nonsense, you can still be arrested for petty theft, be charged with a misdeameanour and spend months in jail. Even if you steal a lollipop, that would still be an infraction and if you get caught you'll end up with a fine worth hundreds of dollars.

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