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In this thread I will talk about a country I never set foot on.
nigeria is peak GTA,even more so than somalia,serbia etc,due to the diversity of groups and culture.
There are gangs of Bandits,which arent muslims,just interested in money,but they evolved to the point of walord-ism

the delta river avengers are mysterious,but seem to be leftists fighting big oil companies. they are more ideological,it seems,that the banditry groups


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boko haram i think is kinda famous due to the coverage so i wont introduce it.
I'll just say even isis rejected them because they kept insisting on using child-succubi suicide bombers.
theyre also unironical flat earthers

Armed Robbers are a kind of sub-culture..a kind of "hero bandit" arch-type. they do cinematic-style heists on banks and luxury cars


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now i'll talk about 3 related subjects.

Ritualists are an "advanced" form of herbalists who kidnap humans,butcher them,and use the corpse parts for rituals. there's a video on youtube about a guy who narrates a human-butchering factory facility. it seems many such places are underground

herbalists are like vodoo plant users,etc..i think theyre mostly scammers but theyre closely related to usage of human parts

in nigeria there are university fraternities, like turbonormie usa frats,but they are more like gangs,,they engage in violence,use machetes, and also do secret rituals allegedly using human parts also .There are even rumours of human sacrifice


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419 scammers,im thankful they exist because 419 hunters produce such amusing ,ridicolous photos of the tricked scammers
there are also some who target succubi with romance scams,,kinda bsed as long they target western skanks

then there's the prosperity gospel-type christianity,like in USA…but in nigeria they're even "worse". fake money miracles/sleight of hand,absurd and almost gross perfomances, posing with literal money packs on social media like some soundcloud rapper who got a bit lucky


Thank you for the thread. I sometimes lurk on nairaland to see what is going on. It's an interesting country with many different ethnicities and beliefs. Definitely a shit hole though. Everyone is corrupt and the government is a joke that might as well just be another criminal gang. Even the farmers form gangs and attack people.


Nigeria looks like literal example of anarcho-tyranny to me , there is a state that takes taxes from you and try to control your life as I heard twitter and many websites are banned in nigeria but at the same time there are bandits and terrorists that steal from people and kills them. Islamic terrorists bombing churches and kidnapping daughters of Christians, Nigeria is the worst possible shithole literal example of an anarcho-tyranny


the prisons are also dante-hell tier


doesnt nigeria have elections?


yes,but they also have small kingdoms with unironical royalty in them


Because muslims are majority always a muslim gets elected and they don’t care what happens to christisns, so much for “democracy”.


I’m not sure what you think democracy means


What a surprise, a LOW IQ country that is disfucitonal, lamo.


Nigera is considered a rising superpower



Democracy is just tyranny of majority thats how it is in most of the world at least


yes,and India is a superpower since 2020,dont mind they literally sell bottled cow piss


I'm from a third world country with low IQ and I've been heard for close to a century that may country was supossed to be a superpower.


succubi sell bath water, spit and fart jars. germany sells nasty scat movies so it's no different than the west.


One is a backwater country where people shit on the streets and the other is top highest quality country to live in, really make you think…


why you act like your shit don't stink?


Because it doesn't, my shit go straight to down the flush, no laying around on the street, like Ind*ans.


average chomo reply


what is chomo?


Indians don't do it because their poor, but because of their anti-natalist pantheistic Hindu philosophy of the Will, which inspired Schopenahuer so much as the highest mental peak


Upanishads= high philosophy
vedas= let's torture dallits and sacrifice horses to the sun which is a guy in a chariot


>Upanishads= high philosophy
yeah high is right


Seriously tho..hinduism is very backwards and brutal,its about letting brahmins do exotic rituals while living in grandeur,micro-managing daily tasks for everyone.
muslims who live in india often have blogs explaining hindu barbarity



every now and then i google something and end up on an african news site and the stories are just completely ridiculous

like a politician saying he will kill his rivals publicly. or an article shilling banana farming in a similar tone as crypto in the west. or just some completely unremarkable feat being celebrated you begin to worry about them. not real examples


I like the superhero tier stories of criminals and pastors who everyone believes.
like shina rambo using 100 babies and 100 human toungues for some invincibility potion


Hinduism is Schopenhauer's philosophy in religious language

It advocates pessimism, pantheism, anti-natalism and all is one, thou art that


not really,there are tons of bullshit rituals to get male heirs in the vedas


Let's see what's happening over in Africa. Let's visit mynigeria.

>Prostitutes in Zimbabwe now accept tomatoes, vegetables, maize and beans as payment

>Some sex workers in Zimbabwe have reportedly resorted to using bread packets as contraception as the price of condoms and basic essentials continues to rise.
>One of the sex workers, who only identified herself as Alice said; “Gone are the days when we used to charge US$5 for the whole night. These days even one dollar is accepted, so that you are able to buy vegetables and tomatoes and cook something for your starving children."



Maybe if those hoes picked up some hoes and sowed some crops they wouldn't be starving or constantly pooping out more jiggababies to feed. Zimbabwean soil and weather is perfectly fine to grow many types of crops, they just don't want to.



Nigeria has way less violent deaths per capita than the US, maybe the US is the actual shithole after all!


I'm sure they have as robust methods to document crime and the care to actually do so.


dont care - go to pol thread or b


crab admits to liking his own dung smell like the very crowd he is obsessed with xd


Do you think there are any wizards in Africa?


GTA is gay


From what I recall the Nairaland forums usually had at least a half dozen threads going at a time about being adult male virgins.


>sex worker
Anyone who uses this term should be impaled upside down in the public square


normie who wants to believe prostitutes really love him, and aren't just clocking in for a job



not at all, but allowing a succubus to become rich and afford luxuries off sex is unfair towards male workers.
>even if harlotry was a job,succubi arent supposed to work


we don't like porn stars who call themselves "sex workers" because it ruins the girlnextdoor fantasy


If succubi were allowed to prostitute there would be more doing that rather than shitting up workplaces so it should be legalized


It’s called only fans.


The islamic terrorists are well connected to the government.


>low IQ country is dysfunctional and an awfully place to live

Who would have thought 🤔


its one of the most developed nations in africa


but boko haram is way more bruta than other african islamists/isis groups.
Maybe the non-religious warlords in black africa are even worse?
>also does anyone remember kony?


Are you talking about the US?


That's not too much, I know…


>also does anyone remember kony?
Oh yeah, what ever happened with that? I remember everyone was crazy about that ten years ago and then suddenly it was never mentioned again.

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