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 No.292762[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction

https://asoftmurmur.com/

 No.292764

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>the last whopper thought it could hide

 No.292765

>>292762
same energy

 No.292845

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cut my mustache too short, looks like I'll be rocking the shenandoah for the foreseeable future

 No.292846

found a cockroach, tried to trap it in a box do i could let it outside and i could sleep in peace. i dont know the term for it, but there are gaps under the door frame moulding stuff. it disappeared under there, i suspect it is somewhere in the wall now. i taped all the gaps closed on either side… rip little bug, but i'll be unable to sleep if i know you are running loose while im sleeping.

 No.292850

>>292846
As much as I try to avoid killing things I don’t have to, cockroaches are pretty firmly in kill territory.

 No.292852

Today is obviously a good day. I could tell from the the way I woke up and the temperature in my bedroom. I felt hope for the future again. Here's some Beatles I was listening to before I decided to make this post. I particularly love #8, "Carry that Weight".

 No.292855

Big fart woke up my dog now neither of us can sleep.

 No.292856

I have a NEED to FEED. I must CONSUME. STUFF MY FACE. INHALE THE FLESH OF CATTLE AND CHUG THEIR MILK.

 No.292858

>>292850
ants typed this

 No.292859

>>292850
whats wrong with cockroaches

 No.292860

>>292859
They are unclean nuisances that will quickly multiply if left alone. Spiders and stuff I leave cause they will eat other insects like mosquitoes but roaches don't have any benefit.

 No.292861

>>292859
cockroaches will crawl over you when you're sleeping. that is not okay to me. spiders are cool they usually just camp in one spot and don't move. mosquitoes cant touch me because i keep a boxfan blowing on me 24/7. big millipedes also crawl around but they can't scurry away fast enough so i can trap them. i hate the bugs that run onto you, wake you up, and then disappear somewhere really fast. fuck that

 No.292862

cat

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 No.292905

just fixed a problem i've had with tons of websites. all i did was sync my system time lol. it seems a few minutes off was enough to disrupt a lot of services. i liked having my time ahead a few minutes so im never late but oh well

 No.292915

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say something nice about her

 No.292916

>>292915
She reminds me of that blonde weeb from Lucky Star.

 No.292917

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>>292915
what is this head style called

 No.292919

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It's friday. Where the fuck is the wiz who complains wizchan slows to a crawl on fridays? Fucker is probably hanging out with his friends at the club. Pathetic.

 No.292920

>>292919
Wizchan does crawl to a halt on Friday and Saturday, though.

 No.292922

In the space of 5 minutes my tonsils got so big I struggled to breathe, and then shrunk down again. Some mother fucker got a voodoo doll of me.

 No.292923

>>292922
tonsils are part of your lymphatic system, in other words part of your immune system. sad I got em cut out when I was like 5.

 No.292924

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All the game servers are currently dead at peak hours, but since it's Friday, everyone is out partying at the clubs.

Weird how it's exactly the same case for wizchan, where supposed "wizards" and "losers" who don't have friends or relationships, just magically disappear on a Friday night like a fart in the wind.

This whole place has been a big larp from the beginning.

 No.292928

It makes me feel a great warmth of community to see people complaining about wizzas not being here on Fridays and Saturdays. It would only be better if this place were more alive during that time, I guess. Still, holy crap, it's already Saturday. The weekend is almost over. Lovely.

 No.292929

Dualism comes from our nature as bilaterally symmetric beings

 No.292930

>>292924
Normalfags are like roaches or rats.
They are literally invasive species of vermin.

 No.292937

It's Saturday and i'm about to go for my nightwalk. I hope i don't get bullied by teenagers.

 No.292938

>>292924
Not having sex all week, NEETing up with anime and video games, it's pretty exhausting being a wizard, wouldn't you say? Everyone deserves a night off to have a little party and snort some MDMA-infused cocaine off a hookers plump ass. Don't worry, come Monday morning after the hangover, it's back to the usual wizardly business.

 No.292939

>>292929
Don't you think it comes from the fact we interpret context into the info our senses pick up? When you see a table and a chair you can't see the whole no matter how hard you try. The hard transition from chair to air to table is impossible to ignore and understand even though in reality all these borders are gradients.

 No.292940

friday is manga day, little time for imageboards

 No.292941

>>292924
Our wizcord voice chat sessions last 6-8 hours on Friday and Saturday. We have about 6 to 8 wizards showing up weekly for the past three years.

 No.292946

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>>292916
You remind me of https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/292762.html#q292916

>>292917
>Puni (Style)
>Lucky Star is probably the most notable example, which is even mentioned in the theme song. The manga tends to have a character even more Puni Plush at the beginning and end of each chapter. The beginning is more notable than the ending sketches, due to the character sketches still having them in a Plush-like state.

 No.292950

cinnamon oil (cinnamomum verum) is awesome as a gargle. it makes my throat feel better when it's sore from sickness. i used to have really bad strep and tonsil swellings and sore throats. now it doesn't get so bad, as soon as anything feels itchy or weird i just gargle and the next day it improves or is gone. the oil is strongly antibacterial and makes your whole mouth feel good, like you just brushed your teeth and chewed cinnamon chewing gum. recommending for fellow bubble boy immune system wizzies

 No.292966

>>292764

why are you sleeping in a military cot

 No.292967

>>292966
Not enough room for two on a fighting man's bed. If a flying mana-hungry succubus somehow gets through my salt circle and mosquito net, she won't be able to ride me dry without falling off or the whole thing buckling. There's only room for one on the cot. And his two dakimakuras. Sometimes the cat. Rifle. handgun, pillow burgers. a laptop too apparently i don't know how long I was resting me feet on it. A bunch of laundry hangs off the side too because the roof over the closet leaks when it rains. yeah 0 room for horny scoobies.

 No.292968

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i think the rear inner tube on my bike got a flat just from some flecks of chrome plating that got rubbed off by the new tire's beading, i replaced the tube and tire only a week ago and that's the only cause i could find

also never get an old bike with chrome rims, because the slippery surface combined with the pathetic 70s brake blocks (that feel like bakelite) you effectively have no brakes

 No.292971

Sold my gaming PC

Going from 120hz back to 60 makes me feel like the laptop doesn't have VGA drivers installed but everything's running fine. Just gotta get used to it again.

 No.292976

>>292905
I hate techbros and their security theater.

 No.292979

Can someone please tell me how to disable Youtube Shorts?

I just want them gone forever.

 No.292997

Got butthurt by someone riding my bumper aggressively. Always feels bad reacting to provocation, feels like they got me.

 No.292999

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>>292997
I would turn up my mirror and slow down more, but only when they are being aggressive like you say, or another trick is spacing yourself so they have to overtake two or three people instead of just you

 No.293000

>>292997
They probably thought you were going too slow. Just get in the right lane and let them pass.

 No.293001

>>293000
Why assume wiz was wrong given how bad people drive?

 No.293003

>annoyed by monthly fees on my bank A
>dont have a job so it's just burning money
>open up an account with a different bank B
>waiting on tax return to be sent back to bank A before i close it and move everything to bank B
>If you filed on paper, it may take 6 months or more to process your tax return.
fuckin neato im just throwing money away at this point. taxes are so fucking gay

 No.293004

>>293003
Why did you even open a bank account with monthly fees in the first place?

 No.293005

Last thread, someone was talking about truwiz. This is my last post in that place. It was about the Kirby vacuum.

>>26


I've had a Kirby vacuum myself. Heavy thing, like 30 pounds at least. Sadly, it was at the end of its life and we had to get it fixed multiple times at a specialty shop. Other than its weight, it's harder to use, in my opinion. Although I was probably a kid when it was around, I probably wouldn't want to deal with unloading the dust bag, which is huge, like, two feet or something, into the trash can. The disassembly, reassembly, and use of the vacuum was a huge ordeal for me.

 No.293006

Found a 12 pack of RC Cola on Amazon from a questionable seller for like $100 and bought it as an experiment. Can this really be some new old stock RC? an imitation? was the listing wrong? Will I wake up tomorrow needing that $100 for something important?

Either way I will find out towards the midmonth.

 No.293009

>>293008
That guy is an idiot.

 No.293011

>>293008
We got CSAM as a vector to introduce wider surveillance (by agencies involved in child abuse rings, of course), CSAM used as for entrapment (usually directed at political opponents), and CSAM used as a weapon (e.g. activist groups who simultaneously upload and report it to shut sites down) so CSAM really has become a central token of exchange in the power relations on the net

 No.293014

Why do retarded people like tattoos so much?

 No.293015

>>293014
It's just a trend. Don't think too much about it. Just like how mustaches were a thing once or how Cleopatra hair was popular among wymen once. Normals would eat literal shit if that was the new trend. Also has connections to the fact that prison and ghetto culture became mainstream and these in turn were inspired by native all over the world who always used tattoos.

 No.293016

I don't get tattoos. Like, they're literally for low IQ people.

Tattoos make people look ugly as fuck, especially succubi. They look used up, their "purity" forever corrupted by the stupid irrelevant shit they decide to brand onto themselves.

You have to have the mind of a literal toddler to think this is a good idea.

I also don't get jewelry, necklaces, piercings, etc. They're so ugly, inconvenient, and unhygienic that they make me want to puke. It's so fucking disgusting.

 No.293017

I like to add just enough water with instant ramen so that it boils down to just a thick coating when it has finished cooking.

 No.293018

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>>293016
Sounds like a serious case of shit taste, buddy. When I seek out material to fap to I always prefer succs with tattoos, piercings, necklaces, jewelry, crazy hair colors and styles, etc.

>They look used up, their "purity" forever corrupted by the stupid irrelevant shit they decide to brand onto themselves.

They were never pure in the first place, come on. Tattoos give them a seductress vibe like pic related and actual succubus feeling, like they just arrived from a gangbang with some random guys and want your semen now. That whore feeling is just priceless.

Of course I'm talking about 2D only, strictly. I don't like this puritanism you stand for. If I want to masturbate then it should be as exciting as possible. Who wants to fap to some bland and boring succ?

 No.293019

>>293018
>I always prefer succs with tattoos, piercings, necklaces, jewelry, crazy hair colors and styles, etc.
Coward!!! Typing this in the thread where we can't mention your obvious racial status…

 No.293023

I've noticed this past week an abnormal amount of agitation and aggressive rudeness both on imageboards and in daily life. I wonder what's going on. I kind of hope people start going berserk soon

 No.293024

>>293023
The vax has been activated

 No.293027

>>293016
it's just skin art… but yeah i dont get the appeal of wearable art in general. it feels dirty. clothes and appearances are best plain

 No.293028

>>293014
>>293016

Men do tattoos because it makes them look dangerous and bad boy and succubi likes bad boys/dangerous men. But why succubi do tattoos? I really don’t understand that really.

 No.293029

I think it looks hideous but as long as I don't see it I don't really care. The ones with visible tattoos on their forearms though… why?

 No.293032

>>293019
Which is obviously nordic white. Puritanism of any kind is cancer. I'm sorry, that's the truth. Jewels, nice clothes, uncommon hair colors and styles, etc. all serve for the entertainment of men. Puritanism in taste was invented by wymen who were ugly or didn't want to spend so much effort or money on their appearance. Regardless, you shouldn't care so much about 3D succubi, if you want true beauty search for it among 2D succubi.

>>293023
We are being raided by some outsider chan. In the nofap thread on /dep/ people even go so far as to say having a gf/wife or having sex in general is more acceptable than masturbation. It's crazy, but what can you do?

>>293027
>clothes and appearances are best plain
Unforgivable.

>>293028
>But why succubi do tattoos? I really don’t understand that really.
I think it is exactly disgusting for men to tattoo their bodies but for succubi tattoo is good and improves them.

 No.293033

need a new word, something beyond neet… like NIG

NO
INCOME
GUY

 No.293034


 No.293035

>>293016
>>293014
What i find unreal is how people still seem to think it's edgy, subversive or unique When everyone has them. People think you're a puritan if you don't like them but the truth is they're just boring and usually look shit. People always have the same embarrassing reason for getting them as well "I'M DIFFERENT, MINE TELL A STORY". Why would you take something that dumb so seriously? I'd honestly have more respect for someone who just straight up said "i dunno, looks cool".

 No.293037

>>293035
>What i find unreal is how people still seem to think it's edgy, subversive or unique When everyone has them
They still are. You underestimate how milquetoast most people are. It's a risk to get one just because most jobs will sneer at you for having one even though like you said tons of people have them and they aren't a big deal.

 No.293047

>>293033
tfw a nig

 No.293052

It's 4AM and I'm still dirty and awake. I haven't showered since technically two days ago. Listening to the OST of Welcome to the NHK though. Pretty comfy.

 No.293053

>>293052
>I haven't showered since technically two days ago
tch, rookie numbers…

 No.293055

>>293052
What's wrong with you, nigga?

 No.293058

>>293052
>>293053
I only shower once a week usually.

 No.293072

Gadget thread got bumped I guess -
Family bought a robot vacuum, it’s pretty cool. It goes around the edge of the room and does all the finicky corners, Flicking dust out from under stuff. It saves me having to hoover the house since I have to do all the chores and I struggle with them.

It’s also pressuring people to stop throwing big things on the floor since big pieces of plastic or something will stop the robot. They seem to respond to the robot coming in the room, more than when I walk in to vacuum- heh.

It’s pretty cool though and does work - I got expensive model so it bumps into stuff less but £325 isn’t terrible if it lasts many years.

 No.293075

Apparently, I have astigmatism and I can't afford glasses, great.

 No.293076

>>293053
i shower when i see a layer of dirt on me… and even then i usually just put it aside for a few more weeks. when you can scrape a layer of crap off your skin with your fingernails and your skin transforms from a dirty indian man into a pale gamer. yeah that's usually time to shower

 No.293078

I shower when I want to lay down in the bath for a few hours. Just rub my armpit until they don't smell, wipe my feet, so it doesn't get all over me in the bath. No soap in years. No shampoo in 8 years.

>>293075
That sucks. I've heard its cheaper to order glasses online than through an optometrist, gotta get your prescription though. Not sure what parameters correct astigmatism on glasses.

 No.293079

'smart' fire alarm started beeping to say that it past its expiry, the only thing to do was throw it out. Cost double what a normal alarm would cost and lasts just as long. The only smart thing to do with smart appliances is to not buy them.

 No.293080

>>293079
Just about all smart appliances are a scam. I won't buy anything that requires me to connect to the internet to use its key features.

I'd be willing to spend $1000 building a custom home security system before I buy a $300 security camera that requires a monthly subscription to access my recordings.

 No.293081

>>293075
>I can't afford glasses

Where do you live where you can't afford glasses?

You can get 2 pairs for like $60 here. That's even with tests and stuff.

 No.293098

>>293079
I have nothing "smart" in my house [except me haha :^)]

 No.293099

Drinking 2 litres of water because you’re super thirsty feels like you’ve unlocked god mode. You just swallow it without resistance. One of the small pleasures.

 No.293104

>>293099
What the fuck did I just watch

 No.293105

>>293104
White people clapping at a black man drinking water

 No.293106

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Zamn that water drinker inspired our guy

 No.293110

>>293105
You didn’t watch where they clap him becoming a human Pokémon and shooting a water jet out his face

 No.293114

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I was making fun of /b/ poster for being forced to NEET because his house is surrounded by banana spiders, but now these hellspawns are making webs on my work equipment.

 No.293127

>>293110
oh thats nasty

 No.293130

Food processor broke, the motor was held in by just a thin ridge of plastic. After that ridge broke the vibrations was enough to yank one of the wires out of connection. Kept the motor, threw out the rest of the trash.

 No.293132

>>293130
Food processor? Isn't that just robotic teeth for old people?

 No.293134

I always wondered how some normies can buy expensive houses and stuff, but then I remember they don't hesitate to go into debt, and they have the second income of their wife or gf to help out.

 No.293150

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woke up from my noon nap to explosions and the pigfarm next door was engulfed in some sort of wavy orange light. looks like some of the destiny spirits are telling me porkchop monday is back in full swing!!!

 No.293151

>>293134
I was raised to never be in debt etc so I forget that some people and especially businesses will run on debt for a long time. Seeing a random succubus who goes bankrupt after spending thousands for years seems like a cheat code.

 No.293152

>>293151
Debt is an extremely powerful and useful tool, essentially all significant businesses will use it in some form

 No.293159

I am old enough to remember my family having a typewriter when I was in school, and I wrote a couple of papers on it. It was one of the typewriters that had the latest and greatest tech and looked the same as something printed with a dot matrix printer. You could even delete characters! Typewriters were pretty kino, but are obsolete in every way now.

 No.293165

>>293159
How do you delete type written stuff? It physically slams the ink onto the page, you can't remove that ink.

 No.293166

>>293165

It replaced the ink ribbon with sticky tape.

 No.293186

Welp, I'm 25. Now it's truly over

 No.293187

>>293186
Is 25 old?

 No.293188

>>293186

Better not lose your dentures, grandpa.

 No.293191

>>293186
I thought that at 25, but now at 30 I think I still had time. Ina decade I’m sure I’ll think I had time now. It’s ridiculous.

 No.293192

>>293191
>>293188
>>293187
I don't claim that I'm 'old'. I mean it's basically the point of no return.

 No.293206

>>293192
It's possible to turn it around, just very unlikely.


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