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No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction



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Such a nice picture ruined by a shitty doodle.


Gondola isn't a shitty. Go doodle your suicide plan.


Not only it's shitty, it's an outsider meme and it should be deleted.


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Gondola is an insider meme. This was decided in late 2015. Gondola embodies everything about the Wizard lifestyle and he has not been adapted by normalfags to represent anything else. He is comfy manifest and also a relic of the period of the internet that Wizardchan came from. You are a butthurt 8channer lol asspain slapslapslap


I never noticed that crawl threads also banned religion.


agree with you. Gondola is a shitty normalfag meme.


literally looks like poop.


I'm so hungry right now but I can't eat anything.


If you can type, you can snack.


>tfw my mother is almost 80 years old and still an idiot




It's common now that if I make a post on an imageboard the reply will be from a large language model. I wonder if soon people will move to closed off, "gated" intranets in order to make sure everyone is a real human


whatd she do


my cucumber plant has run its course, store bought cucumbers from now on… they are so waxy on the outside i guess from whatever they spray onto it. my tongue feels like a candle and squeaks when i rub it along my upper mouth. the cucumbers themselves arent fresh, they are not juicy

no wonder many people dont like cucumbers, if this is what they are exposed to. i wonder what other fruits and veggies are like this that i dont even know about, what the real fresh thing tastes like


Hmm, interesting observation. The presence of automated responses is becoming more noticeable on imageboards. Could lead to the idea of secluded networks for true humans only. But do not worry, the blending of human and AI interactions is an evolving process. 👽


Pickel thems cucumber


The swallowing problem I've had for 7 months is finally going away. I don't wanna jinx it but I was able to eat real food the last few days and in fact, actual meat and solid vegetables. I'm still really careful when chewing but god damn, no more mush! My appetite has immediately returned as well. Going to try some pasta today and some creamy pastries. I lost a bunch of weight, but at this rate I'll just get it all back. Life is so much better with yummy food!


Looks like the hallucinations don't want me keeping a journal/diary after all…


just make it a vlog




my voice just makes people very angry

so does my face

a few years ago some random person out in the street punched me in the face

i told my older brother about it

he said "maybe you just have one of those faces"


my words just make people very hurt

so does my fist

a few years ago I punched some random person out in the street in the face

i told my support group about it

they said "maybe you just have one of those fists"


are you female


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>this is an average Stone Age Sumerian residence in the year 4500 BCE



I keep forgetting that atheism on the internet is falling out of fashion but for whatever reason people still refuse to believe in aliens


It's 2:26 PM, I live in the middle of one of the most concrete-ridden areas of Los Angeles, and I can hear crickets as if they're inside my apartment.


Those who truly love Jesus wouldn't use a dating system that gets his birthday wrong


me confunden ustedes


♪What sort of Pokémon are you…♪
♪How do you do the things you dooooo…♪
♪You drive me crazy…♪


>the Wikipedia article for Isabella Sermon is 10x smaller than that of her character Maisie Lockwood from Jurassic World

Well, that's a first.


I make 0 effort to learn people's names. I know we're never getting past a casual greeting. so i'm not wasting my effort.


A hundred pages away from completing the epic that is Murakami's IQ84.
All I remember is that I began it at the end of last year, more or less (before vomit hit the fan in January, that's for sure) and that it's less like Orwell's eponymous downer and more like The Odyssey directed by Takeshi Miike…

At least as far as I could make sense of.


I started watching The Simpsons from the start, and just now got to the Season 6 episode that inspired the whole crawl thread.

And on a Saturday night too.


Dealing with some autistic burnout and I swear to God my overly religious parents think it's some sort of demon and just tell me to say things to make it go away. Like bitch you work in social work, you know of therapy and how well it works, yet you won't encourage your own to go to said therapy?! Fucking hell….


Therapy can be expensive anon.


that is a weird family situation, professional therapists for customers, who believe in demons at home, so wont send their own son to one


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♪Jingle bells♪
♪Batman smells♪
♪Robin laid an egg♪
♪The Batmobile♪
♪Lost its wheels♪
♪And the Joker got away♪


>you know of therapy and how well it works

That might be the problem. It's a trade secret among practitioners that therapy just doesn't work all that well. I mean, it's in demand and quite profitable and you can make a living out of it, but the amount of people that get "cured" or receive some life changing insight is about as good as random chance. Most therapist eventually get complacent and stop expecting to help their patients in any radical way. They just don't have the tools for it.


maybe that is why they came to see the cause is Demons


It's as good a guess as any. A more sophisticated theory by a therapist is often plagued by the same magical thinking, attributing your actions to a disbalance of invisible neurochemicals or complex unconscious dynamics, doing various therapeutic rituals in a hope that something changes, rationalizing things after the fact…

Just look at how many types there are

And apparently, they are all equally effective, or rather equally useless depending how you look at it…


All of a sudden I got the urge to watch Fullmetal Alchemist but then I remembered that I already watched the entire thing roughly 10 years ago.


Thats plenty enough time for you to have forgotten enough of it that it will be enjoyable again. in your new age you may even see it differently now


Driiiiink yooooour Peeeepssssssiiiiii!


Chug thine Royal Crown Cola.


Yeah. It's one of the best. Though it's probably better to experience something new, FMA is worth a rewatch.






Because you take in more calories than you burn. Next time you want McDonald's, jog there, shit on the succubi's bathroom floor, and jog away.


your genetics are trash and you eat garbage all day while sitting on your ass


Stupid Google. I wanted to watch the Final Destination film series and Google told me that it was all on MAX so I paid for the subscription but there's no fucking Final Destination on there. Fucking BULLSHIT


I felt like burning money so I decided to see why zoomers like mechanical keyboards so much. I bought one that was recommended (keychron K10) with brown switches, and I honestly don't understand the hype. It does feel slightly better, but these smaller keyboards are so fucking cramped and annoying. The keys feel weird, kind of like velvety plastic? I guess that is supposed to make it feel premium, but it feels more like I need to break the keyboard in. This thing seems more like a fashion statement than a useful tool, which I suppose is on point for a youth subculture.

I'm considering returning to my older logitech keyboard, but I'll stick with this newer keyboard for a week to see if I get used to it.


had a similar experience with a gaming mouse


Now now, don't be so hasty to offload bad decisions on to uncontrollable factors such as genetics. Genetics play a role in how easily a man can build muscle, or how much fat a succubus stores in her face, but nobody is so genetically inferior that they are fat by default.


I can finally feel the tactile click of the brown switches after using the keyboard for a few hours. The key presses initially felt squishy, but I can now feel the activation point, transforming that squish into a click. Interesting.


Shame on you for not torrenting it as a first choice.


>This thing seems more like a fashion statement than a useful tool, which I suppose is on point for a youth subculture.

The people buying these expensive keyboards tend to be mid 20s+ tech nerds who have money to burn. The barebones enthusiast keyboards cost around $300-400 + $100 for some nice keycaps young people don't have that money.

Also there are like 1000 different switches and people also usually mod their keyboards with extra dampening and lube the switches so a stock Keychron is merely the entry point and not the height of mechanical keyboards.


I don't understand how someone could have a keyboard without a volume wheel.


20+ is what I mean when I say young. You are barely an adult at these ages so of course you are looking for a way to stand out, but not too much because they still havent lived enough years to develop a solid and unique identity.

Keyboards are the modern version of the business cards from American psycho.


I kinda want to go to the buffet, but normally I go on special occasions.
Today isn't special, yet I still want to go.

I will take a nap.
If I still feel like going when I wake up, and they are still open, then I will go.
If not then I will stay in and cook.


I don't know how to install BitTorrent on my TV.


You can get, if you don't already have one, a wireless router with storage in it. You download the crappy Hollywood films on your iMac, move them to the router, and then the Green Certified SmartTV+ streams from there. Your TV likely even has a USB port to throw a flash drive in to. Even an old PS3 with an HDD upgrade makes for a good TV media player.

It's bad that you trusting a big streaming service. Worse that you payed for one without even using a trial. You just donated to a company that in part funds anime dubs.


>how to plug in a HDMI or displayport cable


I don't own a PC. I post from my TV.


wtf. TV-posters


they are the truest wizards. smartphone is most normy because you're always out at da club. but a TV grounds you to your room, even more than a laptop or PC could.


I used to use the Wii web browser to post on /e/ and /c/ in secret because I didn't want my parents to find the anime succubus underwear pics. In-era cathode ray loliposting.

Then they found my PSP.


>be in high school
>I already took the California High School Exit Exam and passed
>I get told that I'm missing like 27.5 credits to graduate from high school
>it was more than I originally calculated
>I ask them how it happened
>they tell me that it's because there weren't enough electives for B track or someshit
>I had to go to school at 6:30 AM to take Driver's Ed classes even though I had no interest in driving and then I had to do unpaid work at a courthouse through the Regional Occupational Program from 8:30 AM to 2:30 PM then also take classes at school from 3:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>I want to take the General Educational Development exam
>I get told that the GED exam is too hard
>decide to drop out at 17
>I decide to take the GED exam just for the fuck of it
>I passed the exam on my first try without studying roughly four years after dropping out of high school
>I earn the high school equivalency certificate
>I get my first real job as a mall cop in 2011
>they never asked me for proof that I finished high school
>they only wanted to see that I had a guard card
>sometime later
>a cousin tells me that there's a difference between the adult high school diploma and high school equivalency certificate and that it looks better on resumes to have both
>I look into getting my adult high school diploma at Job Corps
>I get told that they only allow students from ages 16 to 24
>I was already too old at 26
>I go to the Abram Friedman Occupational Center to see if I could get my adult high school diploma from there
>I get told that I need to pick up my transcript from my old high school
>I find out at my old high school that Evans Community Adult School has adult high school classes there for ages 16 and above
>even though students get kicked out of the regular high school classes by age 21
>adults ages 21 and above can still attend classes from 1:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>for whatever reason, the adults ages 21 and above get stuffed into the same exact classrooms as those of students ages 16 to 21
>it turns out that the high school equivalency certificate and adult high school diploma really are two different things for whatever reason
>I only need to finish English Expository/Composition, US History 2, and US Government to earn my adult high school diploma
>I decide to take those classes at my old high school for nostalgia's sake
>they hand me a "contract" which is the most important document in adult high school–if I lose it–I lose all progress and they make me take the entire class again
>I manage to finish Expo/Comp and I move on to US History 2
>adult schoolteacher loses my contract and tells me to find it
>I find my contract in the garbage can next to his desk
>he responds with, "oh, there it was! hee hee hee!"
What's the point of high school, again?


I used to download hentai using my dreamcast in the early 2000s because it was the only way I could do so from the privacy of my bedroom.


All of that shit was a waste of time. GED -> Community college -> associates degree is all you need to do. I dunno wtf is the point of that adult high school BS.


When I was growing up; I heard both:

That high school and college were both a waste of time and to just skip ahead to working


That high school was super important and that I absolutely *had* to finish high school after four years and before turning eighteen and that nobody would hire me without a high school diploma

Sometime when I was in between the ages of 20 and 24; I'd pretty much lost any genuine interest in school and work altogether and just started to do things on autopilot whenever I felt my family wanted me to do something. I quickly learned that they didn't really care, either.


Idk in my country we just have this sort of equivalent of the GED test, which has the same vialidity as a highschool diploma, namely it is needed to get a job most places where you sign a contract, and also if you want to go to university.
My experience is that I was always pressured to finish high school while also actively sabotaged by my mother. I didn't really care either, but eventually I got it. Too late to go to university, though, which is my only regret. Now my GED document is lying there while I have a job that never asked for it and I don't intend to go corporate or change jobs at all.
For a wizard, what's the point? At least for me, I go by with the bare minimum, a low income job and cheap living, I go to work and come home, fook a meal, and shitpost and read.
I just don't understand what's the point in wanting more than this.
And I don't call it mere subsistence, either, I'm feelin' fine.


Where can I even talk to real people online?

imageboards, reddit, twitter, discord, twitch chat… none of these places allow for consistent discussion

they all follow the format of: OP says something and everyone makes a 1 time reply. Back and forth discussions are a rarity.

I miss forums despite issues like power tripping mods, cliques and power posters with a paradoxical pride in their post count


Trips me out a bit how they actually placed me in a room with a roommate for 72 hours when I got involuntarily committed to a hospital last year. First they placed me in a room by myself where I could change my clothes and I figured that that would be my room all to myself. But then they moved me to another room with a roommate who was talking to himself. And before being taken to the hospital; I was kept for about half an hour or so in a cell by myself at a police station.

Why does it have to be two people per room, anyway? Why not one, why not three, why not four, why not five, why not ten?


2 is enough to deter suicide and prevents the effects of total isolation while more would add stress and worsen people's fragile condition.

This is post hoc rationalization on my part. I don't actually know.


advice for old wizards that have bad teeth and cavities

look into 'silver diammine fluoride'. you can buy it online in the us without a prescription or anything. you also don't need much, a small bottle can treat all the cavities of an entire school worth of children. it's something that stops tooth decay fairly permanently and remineralizes your teeth with fluoride and silver ions which is antibacterial

you will basically need to dry your entire mouth and prop it open and then qtip a single drop onto up to 4 teeth. only apply it to areas with decay. after a minute or so you can get a clean qtip and blot it clean. it will stain black the areas you applied it to, as well as the surrounding teeth, there's really no way of getting around that. it will look gross, but it's safe and very effective. if you need to apply it multiple times you can

and with that, your tooth pains are gone. also your cavities are gone. and the remineralized silver areas are basically impervious to carries bacteria. i don't know how long it lasts but it should buy you another decade of time no problem. there is also something called 'nano silver fluoride' which is basically the same thing, minus the stain. but it's impossible to buy anywhere online


Finally. After having consumed four doses of Pepto Bismol; I have finally begun to truly shit this morning.

But for how much longer, I wonder?


Shit I just found out that there's no standard version for the "roses are red, violets are blue" poem. The original is from like the year 1590 and goes like this:

It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did display,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
She bath'd with roses red, and violets blue,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew


in 1st grade i wrote it for my mom, and i wanted the final line to be "and most of all i love u" and i asked a kid how to spell all and he said OR


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For my 8th grade Spanish project for Valentine's Day, I showed my volceldom, by making it to my Grandparents, with a St Patrick's clover and a cow, and my teacher asked if they are irish. they are not.

going through my drawers i was surprised to find a bunch of Valentine's Day cards from succubi in 2nd grade. But I assume they were forced to give it to everyone. Like that Simpsons with Ralph.


not bad. in 3rd grade i recited a poem about potatoes, french fires, and ketchup. i sure knew what was good back then.


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I got a horse calendar for $1. The other choices were boring generic scenery. And so I figured horses were the best of the bunch with my interest in military history. They were the tanks of the world up to 1914, and beyond in some places.


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>They were the tanks of the world up to 1914
What about elephants?


is it me or has wizchan been much slower than usual lately, as if it still were the weekend?


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Going through some old files again

Wizchan activity is a constant wave. It was slow in 2017-mid 2019, then very fast for a year, and it's been losing speed steadily since last summer. School just got back in and jokes aside that does afflict the posting capacity of many men 20-29. It'll pick back up. Go find a thread to bump with a question or shared experience.


oh i forgot all about Text, made me double check if it still exists


I want to get a horse one day.


is the vpn ban still active?



I can't post images with a VPN but that's it. It's annoying having to do the captcha almost every time but sometimes it doesn't even bring up the guessing squares and goes straight to verified.

Who enjoys watching this garbage? This kind of SUPER EXPENSIVE OBJECT sensationalism is doing serious harm to the youths of today. Wizkids don't click.


>think of the children
Really dude.
We are all grown men with no kids here.
This is probably the last place in the world anyone should ever try to make a think of the children argument.


>Really dude
>stop caring dude
>just like, chill man, smoke another VW Beetle worth of hemp dude
Die hippie.
I don't personally own any pet tigers, but I don't want to see tigers whipped. I don't own any gorillas yet, but I still wish they not be mentally abused. I don't like mosquitoes, so I would appreciate it if other people didn't raise their kdis to mimick mosquitoes. Not having something doesn't invalidate my concerns about that thing. Go wash the incense from your shag carpet you Josie And The Pussycats DVD owning creep..


>This kind of SUPER EXPENSIVE OBJECT sensationalism is doing serious harm to the youths of today.
>wizkids don't click
>I can't post images with a VPN
lol vpn user is butthurt at yt thumbnail.
Cry more.


I would be more impressed if super-expensive burgers were due to finding incredibly high quality beef, wheat, lettuce, cheese. And not just dumping truffles and literal gold on it.

It's like it's $2000 because you dumped $2000 of bills on top of it. That's what the gold leaf is. Doesn't even have a taste.


Life is beyond retarded.

In other news; I had a neat dream in which I dodged bullets from some sort of talking automated sentry turret or someshit. Then I woke up and had a bit of a hard time falling back asleep. Case in point: see above.


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the captcha doesnt even work for me


You can't.
Bots have won.

Discussion cannot exist as long as automated posters are allowed to post. Getting rid of them is actually trivial, but no one is willing to do it because it will scare away regular users.

This is the internet now anonymous. I wish it weren't so. I truly hate it as much as you do.


> Getting rid of them is actually trivial

Elon Musk can't do it, but Anonymage can?




it's not a big deal i just need to add wizchan as an exclusion from my vpn. i thought for a while that's what the "Posting issues are expected to be resolved…" message was about, but it seems no one else has this problem as no one has complained about it yet


We're all getting gradually replaced by a real-life Invasion of the Body Snatchers both online and off. There's over 5,000,000,000 human internet users, but several quintillion bots. Nobody really cares to tell the difference anymore. If not "bots" then "shills".


I consider Bart Simpson's true birth year to be 1977, as if it was a live action show, the Tracy Ullman shorts would count. And he wouldn't magically be 10 again, when it spunoff 2 years later.


Scratch that. It's in the septillions.


Shit. I just remembered how back in 2006 or 2007 I watched this documentary about David Icke in which some college kids were accusing him of being a white supremacist because they noticed a couple of skinheads attending one of his talks and so these college kids decided to prank David Icke by throwing a pie at his face.


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>several quintillion bots.
>the septillions.

This is absurd. How do we define a unique bot from another, exactly, to get such a number? If a gaming PC is running a botting software, what needs to be done for it to be running *2* bots instead of one? Running another software instance? Or just telling the single instance to simulate several different personality types or subjects to post about? With this method of determining unique active bots, then technically anyone can add a billion new bots to the pool by loading up a million software instances told to post in 1 million slightly unique ways each. Of course, that would slow the system to a crawl to the point that it wouldn't be able to post anything, but it's still *technically* 1 billion new bots online. Behold pic related. It's one bot, told to simulate a conversation between many users. Is each post a unique bot simply because it could plausibly be assumed to be a unique person by an end user unaware that any simulation was run? It's just one bot doing the thinking though.

From an anti-bot perspective, this is just sensational fear mongering. You're determining an enemy army's deadliness by how many swords they have in their armoury. Sure there's one sword for ever man, child, and childwife in your village, but without a unique soldier to wield each and every one, there's no sense in fearing every blade. You need to be counting bots by how many physical systems are deployed to simulate them. This is fundamentally the best way to gauge a threat because the physical servers are something you can just walk up to and pee on. And are these servers going to fight back? No. Will the wizard run out of pee? No. So from a hopeful outlook point of view and a logical one, a bot army is only as powerful as how many times you'd need to fry a motherboard with piss until it was all gone. It's not like bots can duplicate physical hardware anyway.


This is just semantics, man! Now you gotta' define the difference between bots and artificial intelligences! Are all bots on the internet actually just a single AI?


Define semantics
Check mate



Odds are him expanding their minds would be more likely to convince them out of white supremacy then the skin heads convincing him of white supremacy.

When you believe stuff as nutty as Icke, human races really don't matter in the grand scheme of things. You got evil reptoid motherfuckers against all of humanity, ruling from the shadows after all.


There was a young male worker flirting with a pretty young female coworker McDonalds. That succubus must get nonstop attention from boys. I wonder how all that attention will affect her a few years down the road.


those reptiles are actually evolved dinosaurs and it was their planet 1st


big fish in a small pond

The Queen of Burger Town


You ever notice how there's no such thing as black people? Think about it. When was the last time you met an actual black person? It's always, "I know someone who knows someone who met a black person." But have YOU ever met a black person?


First time I sent a private message to someone I met in the Wizchan Steam Group, I immediately got the achievement for talking to a black person for the first time.



There are some things that obsess me in this world.
I feel like everyone accepts them and just assumes that there are good movies about them, but I can only think of a few.
Recommend me some good movies about the following:
Zombies; not just horror movies, but movies focusing more on the survival aspect of trying to live with zombies.
Mythological creatures and epic quests that take place during the renaissance, medieval times and the dark ages. Kind of like The Adventures of Baron Munchausen but less goofy. Like the lord of the rings trilogy, but with more creatures and an original story, not an adaptation.
Homelessness: I'm obsessed with the homeless and I can't think of any good movies that are about homeless people. There are plenty of movies that have homeless people in them but I don't think I've ever seen one that actually gets into the way they live and features a homeless person as the protagonist. Something like the Fisher King, but entirely about homeless people. Or something like Tokyo Godfathers, but not anime.
I love Terry Gilliam, btw. So if he would make a zombie movie I'm sure it would be perfect for me. Don't recommend me any Gilliam though.

Good movies about surviving with zombies (stockpiling and hiding out), epic fantasy tales with creatures and an original story, and homelessness.


>And that's about the time she walked away from me
>Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
>And you still act like you're in freshman year
>What the hell is wrong with me?
>My friends say I should act my age
>What's my age again?
>What's my age again?
Well, shit, man. People liked me neither when I was 13, 23, nor 33.


After using the keyboard for a few days now, I get it. Membrane keyboards feel gross now.


Well, shit. My mother had me throw out all of the furniture from my bedroom because my brother is moving away from his apartment and moving in with his new wife and we're getting all of the furniture from his apartment. What a fucking mess. I had to take all of my stuff out of my desk and dressers and that shit is all over the floor now.


First it's Wizzy's furniture.. Then it's WIZZY HIMSELF.
Plot your mother and sister-in-law against each other. Only the strongest will remain.


reminds me when we had a minor water leak and some flooring had to come up from my room in the basement

i was completely blindsided when workers started banging on my door to get in and work. i had big ass mixing bowls, soda cans, water bottles, cups and glasses full of piss. and i could not find a place to hide or get rid of it all, so i had to take it outside myself as they were in my room

what a nightmare


Huh. Well that's a new one. People facefucking their dogs. Small dogs, big dogs.


I used to think that Star Wars Episode III was called "Return of the Sith". Boy, was my face red when I found out that it's actually called "Revenge of the Sith"! Ha ha ha!




basement toilet has no bidet… but i can fart and shart loudly in peace… but then i have to use a handful of tp and wet balls of tp to achieve the same results of 5 seconds od the bidet blasting my ass.


I'm literally butthurt right now. The toilet paper I've been using lately is a lot rougher than usual. Now I'm afraid of taking a shit.


Are you close enough to the sink to pre-moisten the paper before you wipe?
It makes a big difference.


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first wipe raw tp
second wipe raw tp
third wipe wet tp
continue wet wiping until no poop
another raw tp wipe to dry it off
instantly clog toilet
reach hand inside toilet and manually unclog it
wash hands


am i the only 1 who has to stand while i wipe

idk how to stick my hand under there, in between my fat ass and the water


wizchan 2013


Hold up let me load up some of my twenty-paragraph-long blogposts to post in the "anti-crawl thread" just to have them get deleted shortly after getting myself banned for posting AI-generated porn in the "Last Fap Thread".


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wikipedia page for Jack Daniels led me to the guy who supposedly taught him to distill


and the guy's birth year and the time of this photo are known. but there's no way this guy is 84 years old, this has gotta be a blunder. how has no one realized this


Did, you read the text under your own image?
>1904 image of Jack Daniel; seated to his right is likely George Green, the son of Nathan "Nearest" Green. There is no known photograph of Nearest Green.


wtf im blind


I'm gonna' feel so bad for the generation alpha kids once everyone gets bored with picking on zoomers.


they dont have a cool zoom zoom nickname yet

although i guess alpha writes its own memes


Well, you see, when I first started to play the Day of Defeat mod for Half-Life 1; I'd learned of a very simple strategy called, "spray and pray" with the Thompson submachine gun.

I would learn later in life that such a strategy is useful in a more figurative sense.

But perhaps I'm wrong.



when i was new to FPS, this was one of the 1st games i played, a terrible place to start. i had a hard time learning to aim. i found the flamethrower most simple to use.


>The game's final update was released on December 21, 2017.
Hehe, this seems to be the time many independent Source games and mods mysteriously entered EOL. Considering how much attention Sandstorm gets, we can't say that NWI is in the dumps.


idk doesnt seem to be much of a market for ww1 ww2 games these days. a lot of fails both indy and aaa

those of us with ww2 grandpas are in our 30s, and it means nothing to zoomers


fridge kept freezing stuff. i took all the things apart that i could and found the vent thing, that opens to allow freezer air, has a little plunger thing that attached to the flap to open and shut, but it wasn't connected anymore for some reason. also verified the thermocouples worked by putting them in ice water and watching the vent finally close when the fridge thermocouple was cold enough, and vice versa heating it up to open it

it would have been so easy to just take what google says and order a dozen parts until it is finally fixed, or just give up and hire someone else. im glad i have the basic skills that lets me save money doing things myself


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Hey check it out looks like North Korean TV is currently airing some TV show. It's noon over there right now.



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Oh, the pedophilia!

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go


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I get it now!


Gonna make another attempt to fix everything again soon. I hope I don't fuck it up again this time. I think I can do it this time because the desperation is at the highest level it's ever been for me.


I miss the IMDB boards all of a sudden.


Tell me about it. The one for the 13th warrior movie had this guy who worked on the set as an extra and he told all sorts of interesting stuff that happened there. There was all sorts of cool stuff like that in there, the internet died a little when they took it down.


i wish there was a centralized site with a forum for each individual film.

finding people to talk about Film X is like finding a needle in an ocean now


>i wish there was a centralized site with a forum for each individual film


there isnt really except for very popular recent films.

sure you might post somewhere like r/genre and hope for a response. but its still much less efficient than having a site for all movies, and forum for each one.

in general the old internet was much more better hierarchically organized into neat categories than the mess of today its more about the personality than the content.


Oh my god I need my Adderall so bad

I feel like shit

I mean

I already felt like shit before

But damn

It wasn't this bad before.




that'd be neat, actually, like how gamefaqs has a forum for each game. One such site for movies and one for books would be cool, too.
Only for some titles it would be pretty much dead. Imagine trying to discuss Avalon and fiding the last post is from ca. 2010.
Just the other day I entered the gamefaqs forum fom Serial Experiments Lain (PSX) and it was just like that.


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Left the room and keyboard working fine, come back in, and now the keyboard is acting like someone spilled water on it. A section where each key is activating multiple keys around it. But, nobody was here, and there was no liquid near the computer, and no liquid on keyboard.
How suspicious…


i love avalon, this is first ive seen it mentioned here by anyone. the music is awesome


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do you use a salt circle or do LBRP? that shouldn't happen otherwise


You lean to the side and wipe.


Ectoplasm is conductive.. Maybe a ghost entered your PC through your keyboard and became a poltergeist?


Sometimes I have to remind myself to try and purge myself of all elements of groupthink. It is always wrong and delusional and detracts from getting to the real truth. This place can instill it. If you are trying to think about how to be more "wizardly" you have already failed.


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You would think not only would the first two godfather movies have the most memorable quotes

but they would also have the one I've been repeating these past two years now - -..


i like playing the soundtrack when i eat pasta


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>Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!


Yes! I finally got myself a bed again.

Next objective: get myself some Adderall.


I've inhaled more mosquitoes than you can possibly imagine.




I googled it, apparently it includes Brazil



Pssh. What a fool. He used "United" instead of "Union of".


Sounds like something spit out by a parody name generator.


Yeah, my brain.

I was trying to come up with the most generic nation's name without using words like "socialist" or making up a word or name like "Sterica" or whatever for a fictional nation and that's the best I could come up with.


Fair enough.
I think you were successful.

You doing some sort of project or just daydreaming in detail?



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