You have to understand that he is not one man, but multiple split personalities. One is a punished wageslave destroying anyone that doesn't adhere to the strict moral code of adulthood ("man baby poster"), the other is a megalomaniacal horny slut, hungry for cock and attention ("wizfapper").
In psychoanalytic terms, one could say that the man baby poster is the super ego personified, while wizfapper is the more primitive id. These are always in conflict and produce constant psychological stress which suppresses his ego. It is no use trying to play to his rationality, as it has been forfeited to the much stronger libidinal forces.
>>58589 and >>58590 are truly a rare sight, when you can see both manifestations, only 10 minutes apart from each other. Usually this creature dwells in the caves of the abyss and cannot be identified so easily as with IDs.