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a67c2 No.62550

What is the definition of a wizard? A lot of people are being called normalfags and other things but no one is breaking the rules.
As literally no rule is being broken then no one should complain

9892a No.62554

Somebody made a flowchart tyo answer your question but I lost the jpg

c60d7 No.62555

A wizard is someone who browses wizchan

afb0d No.62556

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We have a system called the Wizzers-Mana Type Indicator - we have a 25 axis measure that are ranked A to E with examples, providing a type. You can come out a wizard type or a disqualified non-wizard type.

1. SEXUAL PURITY
2. ROMANCE PURITY
3. ANTIPORN-PORN/HEDONISM
4. VOLUNTARY-INVOLUNTARY
5. INTROVERT-EXTROVERT
6. SLOB-OCD
7. DEPENDENCE-INDEPENDENCE
8. WELFARE-EMPLOYEMENT
9. IDLE-HOBBIES/GOALS
10. DEPRESSION-VITALITY
11. MENTAL_ILLNESS-MENTAL_DOMINANCE
12. NEUROTIC/ANXIOUS-MENTAL_STRENGTH
13. ZOOMER_CHAN_CULTURE-NONE_CHANNER
14. ALIENATED_FROM_CULTURE-CULTURAL_DESIRE
15. NO_SOCIAL_MEDIA-ZOOMER_SOCIAL_MEDIA
16. INDIFFERENCE-MISOGYNY
17. NON_RELIGIOUS-PHILOSOPHY/RELIGIOUS
18. DESIRE-NON-DESIRE
19. IRONIC-SERIOUS
20. CRAB_CULTURE-NON_CRAB_CULTURE
21. AUTISM-NON_AUTISM
22. NATALIST-ANTINATALIST
23. NON_POLITICAL-POLITICS_OBSESSED
24. ANIME_LOVER-NON_ANIME
25. UGLY_ATTRACTIVE

I am a SPRPAPIVINOCDEWEHIDEMENANCACNSMINPRNDSNCCNAANNPNAA - a wizard type. There are more axis but this is for the v1 WMTI system.

89848 No.62559

>>62556
Where i can do this test?

8881a No.62562

>>62556
This is actually surprisingly nuanced and shows you really understand the cultural values here. Really good post tbh.

3f544 No.62563

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ef133 No.62567

A wizard is someone who likes being a friendless virgin. What inc-els think is negative or perceive as a curse we see as a blessing or something positive. We don't want to fit in with normal culture of any kind, we don't want to belong anywhere, we don't want friends, we like being alone and doing our wizardly things in solitude.

A wizard should embrace his existence and life, he should enjoy it as much as he can. The /dep/ressed wizards are failed normals in disguise, they hate their lives and wish they could be normals so they could live life on easy mode like normal npcs. They can't appreciate the beauty of the wiz life. A true wizard loves the wiz-life with all its sufferings because he knows he is special, unique and there aren't many like him in the world. Feeling alone isn't something negative but a rather liberating feeling to him. It gives us a sense of superiority. True wizards are optimists, feeling that they themselves are the result of a divinely perfect plan and seek to represent to others the law and elegance in the universe. True wizards can't be pessimists, anti-natalists or the followers of other self/life hating ideologies. True wizards know what they like to do and what they want, what they were born for. They know their existence is the child of Necessity and so they beautify this world and existence, they show normals what is the best way to live life. We show others that they were wrong when they bullied and laughed at us, we show them that you can't only be happy if you live the virgin-friendless hermit life but that in order to reach the highest peaks of happiness you exactly need to be a virgin-friendless hermit.

As for philosophy, true wizards can't be materialists. While we enjoy existence to the fullest we acknowledge that superior joy comes to us from the divine regions mainly. From the abstract realms that deal with philosophy, concepts, 2D and video games for example. We aren't idealists because we hate life so much and we need some consolation in some divine after-life, no. We are idealists because we know ideals are much superior to material things and we can feel a strong connection with the divine realm. Idealism to us doesn't mean taking away value from this world, only that we can enjoy this world properly.

A true wizard doesn't believe in free will, he knows everything is predestined for its goal by the universe. A true wizard doesn't posit hedonism as the goal of life since we know the greatest joys in life often come through suffering. A true wizard is an explorer, someone who constantly seeks new things to learn, to study, to contemplate, to philosophize over. We don't have any hatred for normal people because they aren't worth our time. We only have arrogant disdain in mind when we are forced to think about normal people. Should the elephant hate flies?

>>62563
This is a good picture. Our closest "brothers" are the unwizardly volcels: priests, monks or other people who are still normal in other areas except for being volcel.

89848 No.62570

>>62567
I see, pro-individual highly moralistic way of living
I had a more stagnant and letargy view of the wizard because advancement in this life doesn't really mean anything, to a wizard to just be in the moment barely caring (taking it easy) and not putting more effort than necessary seem like a more fitting description to me.
You add positive descriptions and mindsets to wizards, being it that they are just products of their enviroments, I dont think a wizard would have ever be just because of will, they just are, notice in the flowchart how unwizardly volcels (monks, priests) are familiar but not the same.
That was the first generation wizards, now everyone who doesnt get out of their houses and is a virgin can be a wizard now.

e9b11 No.62571

A wizard is simply a 30+ year old male virgin.

A wiz apprentice is any virgin male younger than that.

That's it - they can have any beliefs they want, just don't talk about sex bullshit on wizchan.

29bbf No.62584

im a numbmaxxed monkcel

752f0 No.62585

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>>62554
someone made this a while ago and i thought it was interesting

afb0d No.62587

>>62559
=======WIZARD QUALIFICATION=======
1. SEXUAL PURITY
	A - Never held hand or touched a succubus
	B - Hugged a succubus / held a succubi hand
	C - Kissed a succubus
	D - Sexual intimacy - groping/touching
	E - Had sex or genital contact
2. ROMANCE PURITY
	A - Has never had any discussion or interaction with a female that coul be called romantic
	B - Never had any girlfriend, gone on a date, etc
	C - Has had a childhood girlfriend
	D - Has had a serious teen/adult relationship
	E - CURRENTLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND
3. VOLUNTARY-INVOLUNTARY
	A - Any attempts at female interaction have failed
	B - I know it's not worth trying because I'm undesirable
	C - I've never tried, but they've never tried with me
	D - If I'd tried I could have a relationship, but I don't want it
	E - Turned down open advances from females who propositioned me
4. DESIRE FOR RELATIONSHIP
	A - Relationships hold us back from achieving more
	B - Relationships aren't necessary
	C - I have accepted I will never have a relationship so no longer think about it
	D - I'm lonely, I think about and desire having a relationship, but it's not likely ( >tfwnogf )
	E - I need a relationship and I am actively seeking one
5. DESIRE FOR SEX
	A - I would castrate myself if I could
	B - I don't want to have sex with another person
	C - If propositioned I would say yes
	D - I am considering a prostitute before it's too late or interact with camwhores
	E - I am seeking sex and want it now, now, now ( my pants are around my ankles right now )
6. INDIFFERENCE-MISOGYNY
	A - I have female friends
	B - I don't care about succubi, they aren't part of my life
	C - I don't really like succubi, but I ignore them
	D - I hate succubi
	E - I hate succubi and that hatred is why I'm a wizard
7. MAGE-WARLOCK
	A - We can all live in peace, wizards have a place in this world
	B - We are just different,  
	C - Avoiding normans at all costs is necessary
	D - Normans are hostile and an enemy
	E - Normans deserve to suffer
8. AGE
	A - <18
	B - 18-21
	C - 22-29
	D - 30+
	E - 40+


=======OUTCAST CULTURE======

9. CHAN CULTURE
	A - Never used imageboards ( at all or before wizchan )
	B - Used imageboards many years ago, certified OG
	C - 
	D - 
	E - I use modern memes, wojak, pepe, and still visit 4chan.
10. CULTURAL ALIENATION - CULTURAL ASSIMILATION
	A - I struggle to talk to people and mostly end up standing in silence.
	B - 
	C - I get along fine with people, but it takes some effort.
	D - 
	E - I find it easy to take part in social communication, society, and relate to people.
11. Desire or rejection of societal values
	A -  The value systemns and hierarchies in society are disgusting. Wizardry must abandon them.
	B - 
	C - I'm OK with things how they are.
	D - 
	E - I agree with societal values and want to climb the hierarchies, they are justified and righteous.
12. Social media engagement
	A - No accounts anywhere
	B - Youtube, 
	C - Reddit, Twitter
	D - Discord, multiple discord channels
	E - Tiktok, instagram, facebook
13. Politics - Non-politics
	A - Doesn't follow the new or politics, it's for normans
	B - Reads the news and occasionally comments about current events
	C - Interested in politics on an academic level or deeply
	D - Visits /pol/ or political forums - watches youtube politics - political memes or videos
	E - Posting on /pol/, twitter, part of politics discord, I think about it multiple times a day 
14. Crab culture engagement
	A - Actively annoyed being around crabs talking about things
	B - Don't care, just don't want to read or talk about it
	C - Visits crab forums or discord channels - relates to them
	D - Actively has dating apps and is obsessed with dating and relationships
	E - Believes wizardry is a cope, men cant be compelte without sex and relationships
15. INTROVERT EXTROVERT
	A - I don't like talking to people at all really
	B - I try to avoid interacting with people as much as possible
	C - I get on alright, nothing to report
	D - Eh, I'm pretty social and engaged at my job and stuff
	E - A wizard can have fun in the world talking to people too you know. Wizards have friends.
16. UGLY or ATTRACTIVE
	A - Ugly enough strangers insult you or make fun of you
	B - Below average
	C - Eh, I'm average, doesn't matter
	D - Kind of good looking
	E - Attractive enough that people actively compliment you
17. Friends
	A - No online friends or ever had IRL friends
	B - Had friends when young but not for decade-years
	C - Online friend group, voice chat, hanging out playing games
	D - Have had IRL friends or friend group, haven't seen for years
	E - Multiple real life friends see regularly

=======FUNCTIONING=====

18. SLOB-OCD
	A - Lives in squalor - filth, dirt, not cleaned for weeks
	B - Lives in a mess, unorganized, trash here and there, cleaned now and then
	C - Average house, things are kept where they need to be most of the time
	D - Organised and clean, everything has its place, everything is clean
	E - Health OCD - Sex grosses me out, humans are generally gross
19. DEPENDENCE-INDEPENDENCE
	A - Lives at home and can barely do anything themselves
	B - Lives at home and struggles to do anything
	C - Lives at home in balanced relationship
	D - Lives away from home but with room-mates/otherpeople
	E - Lives alone in their own house
20. WELFARE-EMPLOYMENT
	A - Living off families NEETBUX, none of own
	B - NEETBUX OR Rich family NEET
	C - Shitty wageslave job
	D - OK wageslave job
	E - Full time quality job / career
21. DEPRESSION-VITALITY
	A - Pure dysfunction and barely able to care for self
	B - Suicidal desires, waiting for suicide or committing suicide
	C - Feels kind of crappy most of the time, depressed but it might improve if you do X, Y, Z
	D - Life is OK, no complaints - just one day at a time chilling
	E - Appreciate life, life is worth living and great.
22. MENTAL_ILLNESS-MENTAL_DOMINANCE
	A - Barely able to function and live a normal life. Inability to stay coherent and manage their life.
	B - Pretty depressed and a pretty dysfunctional person
	C - I'm just average,
	D - 
	E - Functioning at a high level. Competent at most tasks they try, functioning within the world OK, feels in control of their life.
23. NEUROTIC/ANXIOUS-MENTAL_STRENGTH
	A - Overwhelmed and have mental breakdowns due to emotional events or mood swings.
	B - 
	C - Anxiety and negative thoughts are present and impact most of daily life.
	D - 
	E - Can manage emotions, moods, and thoughts easily. Stoic, strong, can do what they want.
24. AUTISM-NON_AUTISM
	A - Can talk to people easily and fine, I've never felt like I struggled to talk to people.
	B - I'm just normal whatever, kind of anxious or alienated but not autistic.
	C - People seem to treat me weird or say I'm weird.
	D - I got diagnosed as an autist but I don't really believe it.
	E - Diagnosed level 5 autist.

=======INTENTIONS=====
25. IDLE-HOBBIES/GOALS
	A - I do nothing really, just distract myself.
	B - 
	C - I consume lots of games/anime/movies but enjoy it as a hobby -
	D - I have some creative hobbies to create and do stuff, but it's chill.
	E - I have hobbies that I want to master and do something great with.

26. ANTIPORN-PORN/HEDONISM
	A - Porn is a great escape and one should own sex dolls
	B - Have a wank when you want - whatever
	C - Porn and masturbation are something one should be careful with, can be dangerous
	D - Porn should be discouraged and people shouldn't post about or discuss it
	E - Masturbation is bad, nofap kings


======OUTLOOK===

27. NON_RELIGIOUS-PHILOSOPHY/RELIGIOUS
	A - Religion is a norman slave tactic, sprirituality is bullshit. Anti-theism.
	B - Seems like a load of shit and it isn't what wizardry is about.
	C - It's interesting I guess for some people.
	D - Spiritualist and esoterism is what wizardry is about - the wizard life
	E - Religion and the monastic life are for wizards, God loves us an all that.

28. NATALIST-ANTINATALIST
	A - Life is hell, normans should stop bringing normans and wizards in to the world
	B - Life is hell for wizards, no more wizards should eixst
	C - I literally do not care, I ain't having a baby.
	D - It's natural, useful, and keeps the world going around. 
	E - MORE WIZARDS IS GLORIOUS. CREATE ARTIFICIAL WOMBS FOR MORE WIZARDS.

==FLAVOURS==

29. IRONIC-SERIOUS
	A - Wizchan should be serious and strict rules.
	B - Wizchan 
	C - Wizchan strikes a good balance as it is.
	D - Wizchan should be able entertainment and fun
	E - I want to post ironic gay sex posts on wizchan.

30. ANIME_LOVER-NON_ANIME
	A - Anime is a norman hobby, it's annoying and shit.
	B - Anime posters and anime reaction images are annoying.
	C - I don't care.
	D - Anime is cool and I like the reaction images.
	E - Anime is very wizardly, 2D goddesses.

31. WAIFUIST
	A - It's just desiring a relationship and sex. Ban it.
	B - It's better if you didn't have a waifu, and no threads about it.
	C - I don't really care as long as they keep it to one thread.
	D - I like it and think it's fine
	E - Waifus and tulpas are the wizards final form to make us stronger and resilient.

afb0d No.62591

>>62587
I cannot be bothered to write an answer key for a while, here's the first section types not tied to the questions. Maybe in the coming months I'll expand it.
WIZARD QUALIFICATION TYPES

(VIRGIN - non-wizardly <30 virgin)
(Wizardrly - [AGE] REPLACE WITH WIZARD WITH YOUNGLING, UNRELIABLEAPPRENTICE, APPRENTICE, WIZARD, WIZARD-SENIOR)


=====AGE=====
YOUNGLING
	Under 18, you have no idea if this will last
UNRELIABLE APPRENTICE
	18-21 most virgins will abandon any path of wizardry
APPRENTICE
	In their 20s an apprentice has a higher chance of reaching wizardry
WIZARD
	30s attains the real magic and is likely to remain part of the wizard culture
SENIOR WIZARD
	40s it is likely he will remain a wizard and his place in the world is settled.

=====WIZARDRY===
UNWIZARDLY VIRGIN
	You are a virgin but unwizardly, can't be considered on the path
NON-WIZARD / NON-VIRGIN / NORMAN
	YOU have had sexual 
	CLOSET_NORMAN
	You will try to participate by hiding this information, or thinking it was long ago so it doesn't count.
TECHNICALLY-WIZARD
	Technically you are a wizard, but those in wizchan culture would not consider you a wizard. 
IMPURE [AGE] WIZARD
	Not sexual contact but not pure, hiding this impurity is necessary to participate in wizchan.
PURE WIZARD
	No sexual or romantic engagement creates a pure wizard


CULTURAL-WIZARD
	You don't have to hide anything to be part of the culture
NON-CULTURAL-WIZARD
	You have done things many wizards think makes you unable to relate to their experiences. E.g. Have relationships, had relationships, want relationships, had physical contact. Discussing these will get you banned and many would not treat you as a wizard if you revealed them.
CRAB - UNWIZARDLY VIRGIN
	You are hostile to wizard culture and don't believe any wizardly users are honest, you resent being on wizard.


======VOLUNTARY/INVOLUNTARY=====


REASONED WIZARD
	Having reasons to be a wizard rather than just feelings like it or ending up here

VOLTUNARY-REJECTING
	You have many options or could reasonably abandon your wizard status and choose not to do so.

VOLTUNARY_INDIFFERENCE
	You might abandon wizardry maybe not, the option is on the table if external pressure appears.

INVOLTUNARY_ABANDONMENT
	It would be very hard for you to have sex or get a relationship, but you don't engage in behaviours towards relationships or engage in sex behaviours available to you. You will stick with wizardy for the foreseeable future, and you probably couldn't do anything else if you tried.

INVOLUNTARY-ESCAPE
	You don't want to be a wizard and want sex/relationships. You will abandon wizardry at any chance.


====MAGE/WARLOCK=====
WARLOCK
	Hatred for the non-wizards runs through you
HERMIT
	Non-wizards are dangerous and we must protect ourselves from them
MAGE
	You are content to try and live different in the same space as normans, just living different lives

=====VEILED/MASKED WIZARDS=====
A type of wizard who lives among the wizard culture but must hide things about themselves which disqualify them from the higher ranks of wizardry and purity.
====== 
SHAMED WIZARD
	You are a virgin/wizard by definition, but you cannot discuss elements of your life on wizchan without being banned. People will consider you as not being able to relate to wizard culture.

FORLORN WIZARD
	You are a virgin/wizard who still desires a relationship, you cannot discuss this on wizchan without being banned. Some wizards will consider you not a wizard if you still actively seek it


9a1ea No.62592

the site is supposed to be for people who are shutin enough to become a virgin past the age of 30 and also probably have other more important problems to worry about than virginity, imo if you accumulate the rules together it makes sense. But basically there are people who are completely normal except that they are just a virgin at a weird age, and they are normalfags

0e250 No.62594

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be me
30+ y/o virgin male
reject idea of relationships, decide to never have sex
happy with my choice
tfw volcel wizard

be me
18-29 y/o virgin male
reject idea of relationships, decide to never have sex
happy with my choice
tfw volcel apprentice wizard


be me
18-29 y/o virgin male
don't really care for sex / relationship
not really perusing it
if it happens it happens, idk
tfw apprentice wizard

be me
18-29 y/o virgin male
want sex / relationship
tfw crab apprentice wizard

be me
18-29 y/o virgin male
try to get sex / relationships
fail
tfw failed normie crab apprentice

be me
18-29 y/o virgin male
try to get sex / relationships
get relationship, but no sex
tfw normie crab apprentice

be me
male
get sex
tfw normie

be me
female
tfw sucubus

89848 No.62595

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>>62594
That image…

89848 No.62596

>>62587
>>62591
And once i answer what do i do?

29bbf No.62598

>>62592
this 100 times im not following some retarded headcanon from wizcord voice chat sessions where they fit themselves into the culture



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