1. SEXUAL PURITY
A - Never held hand or touched a succubus
B - Hugged a succubus / held a succubi hand
C - Kissed a succubus
D - Sexual intimacy - groping/touching
E - Had sex or genital contact
2. ROMANCE PURITY
A - Has never had any discussion or interaction with a female that coul be called romantic
B - Never had any girlfriend, gone on a date, etc
C - Has had a childhood girlfriend
D - Has had a serious teen/adult relationship
E - CURRENTLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND
A - Any attempts at female interaction have failed
B - I know it's not worth trying because I'm undesirable
C - I've never tried, but they've never tried with me
D - If I'd tried I could have a relationship, but I don't want it
E - Turned down open advances from females who propositioned me
4. DESIRE FOR RELATIONSHIP
A - Relationships hold us back from achieving more
B - Relationships aren't necessary
C - I have accepted I will never have a relationship so no longer think about it
D - I'm lonely, I think about and desire having a relationship, but it's not likely ( >tfwnogf )
E - I need a relationship and I am actively seeking one
5. DESIRE FOR SEX
A - I would castrate myself if I could
B - I don't want to have sex with another person
C - If propositioned I would say yes
D - I am considering a prostitute before it's too late or interact with camwhores
E - I am seeking sex and want it now, now, now ( my pants are around my ankles right now )
A - I have female friends
B - I don't care about succubi, they aren't part of my life
C - I don't really like succubi, but I ignore them
D - I hate succubi
E - I hate succubi and that hatred is why I'm a wizard
A - We can all live in peace, wizards have a place in this world
B - We are just different,
C - Avoiding normans at all costs is necessary
D - Normans are hostile and an enemy
E - Normans deserve to suffer
A - <18
B - 18-21
C - 22-29
D - 30+
E - 40+
9. CHAN CULTURE
A - Never used imageboards ( at all or before wizchan )
B - Used imageboards many years ago, certified OG
E - I use modern memes, wojak, pepe, and still visit 4chan.
10. CULTURAL ALIENATION - CULTURAL ASSIMILATION
A - I struggle to talk to people and mostly end up standing in silence.
C - I get along fine with people, but it takes some effort.
E - I find it easy to take part in social communication, society, and relate to people.
11. Desire or rejection of societal values
A - The value systemns and hierarchies in society are disgusting. Wizardry must abandon them.
C - I'm OK with things how they are.
E - I agree with societal values and want to climb the hierarchies, they are justified and righteous.
12. Social media engagement
A - No accounts anywhere
B - Youtube,
C - Reddit, Twitter
D - Discord, multiple discord channels
E - Tiktok, instagram, facebook
13. Politics - Non-politics
A - Doesn't follow the new or politics, it's for normans
B - Reads the news and occasionally comments about current events
C - Interested in politics on an academic level or deeply
D - Visits /pol/ or political forums - watches youtube politics - political memes or videos
E - Posting on /pol/, twitter, part of politics discord, I think about it multiple times a day
14. Crab culture engagement
A - Actively annoyed being around crabs talking about things
B - Don't care, just don't want to read or talk about it
C - Visits crab forums or discord channels - relates to them
D - Actively has dating apps and is obsessed with dating and relationships
E - Believes wizardry is a cope, men cant be compelte without sex and relationships
15. INTROVERT EXTROVERT
A - I don't like talking to people at all really
B - I try to avoid interacting with people as much as possible
C - I get on alright, nothing to report
D - Eh, I'm pretty social and engaged at my job and stuff
E - A wizard can have fun in the world talking to people too you know. Wizards have friends.
16. UGLY or ATTRACTIVE
A - Ugly enough strangers insult you or make fun of you
B - Below average
C - Eh, I'm average, doesn't matter
D - Kind of good looking
E - Attractive enough that people actively compliment you
A - No online friends or ever had IRL friends
B - Had friends when young but not for decade-years
C - Online friend group, voice chat, hanging out playing games
D - Have had IRL friends or friend group, haven't seen for years
E - Multiple real life friends see regularly
A - Lives in squalor - filth, dirt, not cleaned for weeks
B - Lives in a mess, unorganized, trash here and there, cleaned now and then
C - Average house, things are kept where they need to be most of the time
D - Organised and clean, everything has its place, everything is clean
E - Health OCD - Sex grosses me out, humans are generally gross
A - Lives at home and can barely do anything themselves
B - Lives at home and struggles to do anything
C - Lives at home in balanced relationship
D - Lives away from home but with room-mates/otherpeople
E - Lives alone in their own house
A - Living off families NEETBUX, none of own
B - NEETBUX OR Rich family NEET
C - Shitty wageslave job
D - OK wageslave job
E - Full time quality job / career
A - Pure dysfunction and barely able to care for self
B - Suicidal desires, waiting for suicide or committing suicide
C - Feels kind of crappy most of the time, depressed but it might improve if you do X, Y, Z
D - Life is OK, no complaints - just one day at a time chilling
E - Appreciate life, life is worth living and great.
A - Barely able to function and live a normal life. Inability to stay coherent and manage their life.
B - Pretty depressed and a pretty dysfunctional person
C - I'm just average,
E - Functioning at a high level. Competent at most tasks they try, functioning within the world OK, feels in control of their life.
A - Overwhelmed and have mental breakdowns due to emotional events or mood swings.
C - Anxiety and negative thoughts are present and impact most of daily life.
E - Can manage emotions, moods, and thoughts easily. Stoic, strong, can do what they want.
A - Can talk to people easily and fine, I've never felt like I struggled to talk to people.
B - I'm just normal whatever, kind of anxious or alienated but not autistic.
C - People seem to treat me weird or say I'm weird.
D - I got diagnosed as an autist but I don't really believe it.
E - Diagnosed level 5 autist.
A - I do nothing really, just distract myself.
C - I consume lots of games/anime/movies but enjoy it as a hobby -
D - I have some creative hobbies to create and do stuff, but it's chill.
E - I have hobbies that I want to master and do something great with.
A - Porn is a great escape and one should own sex dolls
B - Have a wank when you want - whatever
C - Porn and masturbation are something one should be careful with, can be dangerous
D - Porn should be discouraged and people shouldn't post about or discuss it
E - Masturbation is bad, nofap kings
A - Religion is a norman slave tactic, sprirituality is bullshit. Anti-theism.
B - Seems like a load of shit and it isn't what wizardry is about.
C - It's interesting I guess for some people.
D - Spiritualist and esoterism is what wizardry is about - the wizard life
E - Religion and the monastic life are for wizards, God loves us an all that.
A - Life is hell, normans should stop bringing normans and wizards in to the world
B - Life is hell for wizards, no more wizards should eixst
C - I literally do not care, I ain't having a baby.
D - It's natural, useful, and keeps the world going around.
E - MORE WIZARDS IS GLORIOUS. CREATE ARTIFICIAL WOMBS FOR MORE WIZARDS.
A - Wizchan should be serious and strict rules.
B - Wizchan
C - Wizchan strikes a good balance as it is.
D - Wizchan should be able entertainment and fun
E - I want to post ironic gay sex posts on wizchan.
A - Anime is a norman hobby, it's annoying and shit.
B - Anime posters and anime reaction images are annoying.
C - I don't care.
D - Anime is cool and I like the reaction images.
E - Anime is very wizardly, 2D goddesses.
A - It's just desiring a relationship and sex. Ban it.
B - It's better if you didn't have a waifu, and no threads about it.
C - I don't really care as long as they keep it to one thread.
D - I like it and think it's fine
E - Waifus and tulpas are the wizards final form to make us stronger and resilient.