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I regularly report random posts from this board so the moderators get a little shock when they see it on their moderation queue.

After that initial "Hmm" moment they just think "It's this damn idiot again", but for a moment, I bring them joy.
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Porn Thread #1

ITT, post porn.
You can spam and dump and do whatever.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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The fewer people the better, the fewer people the more prevalent my presence is and therefore, the better.
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These guys are the new freaks. They continue the freak legacy of the other outsiders. They are fraks.
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I want to have sex the a 2 dimensional girl
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make way peasants

superior lifeform comin thru
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i am so glad today the wagecucks didnt get an extra day off from work this or next week for 4th of july since it just lands on a weekend, tommorow.
i will be sitting comfy with an AC on and probably order a pizza or two
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So, many of you probably already know about the branch of science known as “evolutionary biology” and how it relates to this particular subject, I’ll just quickly recap before I lay out the details relating to the current year and gender relations.

succubi sexually evolved to exist in groups with high female/male ratios (in the sexual economy) and to be extremely sexually selective. succubi had to select for both genetic fitness for healthy offspring and to bare in mind the resource acquisition capabilities of the mate in question.

So they learned to associate resources with certain masculine genetic markers of health and fitness (hunter shaped eyes, strong jaw, full lips, healthy skin, high cheek bones, healthy hair etc.) because these were the men who naturally dominated our initial playing field of hunt and gather. So in our initial setting, the most capable masculine men were the most attractive and traits associated with men who displayed these capabilities were ingrained in the female psyche as markers of this fitness and resulting resources. This is why succubi have adopted what’s coined a “dual-mating strategy” in the milieu of civilization. Because intellectual abilities are what get the resources now, but those possessing those intellects don’t, on average, possess the attributes associated with genetic fitness and thus you get “alpha fucks, beta bucks” saying. Mate with the genetically fit men  “settle” down with the dorky guy and maybe he gets to spread his genes too.
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I know, or know of so many men who are nearing their 30s or even past and haven't had a serious relationship. Most of them just work and vidya and spend time with their extended family when obligated. They are all low PSL, some have potential and some don't, but its over for them mentally. I can't imagine these guys suddenly getting their mentality together and trying to date for the first time.
An acquaintance I know at church was telling me about the uncle of his wife who had killed himself recently. He dropped a brutal blackpill: "Yeah well he didn't have a wife or even really a career, he hadn't achieved much…" looking at his face and reading between the lines, I could tell he thought the suicide was neither a big surprise or a big loss.
Its over for many succubi too. I know a good amount of succubi who are unmarried at 35+, and they have a complex about it. Its over for both, but its more over for them tbh. Men can still get married at 35 or even 40 and have a normal family. For succubi, that is a near impossibility. And yet no one tells them this. Instead, they just don't talk about it, even though we all know its over.
In the past when young people got to a certain age without marrying they would be pushed to marry. Dates would be arranged, the parents would try to find a nice young man or young succubus for their son or daughter. They would fret and worry if their child reached even their mid twenties without a marriage prospect.
Nowadays what we do instead is just act like it isn't an issue and wait for the person to inevitably blow their own head off. Because everyone knows that missing out on this crucial part of life will eventually ruin a person. But our culture is so fucked that the standard procedure is to simply act like nothing is wrong.
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Existential Therapists in V9K

people on V9K need Existential Counselling to seriously grapple with the meaning of life, and not just blame it on an imbalance of chemicals or not having friends

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V9K Crawl Thread

Anyone else come here to escape from the horde? Maybe we can give this secret board some life.
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I'm so bored with life. I don't look forward to anything. I have no emotions, don't enjoy anything. The only time I ever feel anything is anxiety and worry bout the future. I tell myself I need to just kill myself, I''m not afraid of dying, I just want this shit to be over with already. I feel like I skipped ahead to the end of the book of life and all that's left is those white pages at the end of the book. So very, very boring, it takes so much effort to do anything at all.
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This is good.
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Rodge Appreciation Thread

He may have been an incel, but he is still technically one of us.
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You're next.

If you cherish the times you're having here, then you would be wise to begin archiving those posts which you hold dear.
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Sometimes I get angry and send righteous
Can't delete my posts
When I try
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What the fuck happened to this site…
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Get rid of /b/

Get rid of /b/. It's time to excise this normalshit-infested cancerous growth off the back of wizchan.
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This place gets worse everyday. It seems the old board never left us. We really are there forever, huh?
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>tfw no Lizardchan
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Sorry admin I try to be better ;___;
Sorry admin I try to be better ;___;
Sorry admin I try to be better ;___;
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Why are homosexuals given special treatment on this website? Any info on what's going on with that? The mods aren't… fags, right?
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B L U E - C L O T H E S - W E E K L Y

V ス S
I ク U
R ー N
G ル D
I 水 A
N 着 Y
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burchase CD?
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>tfw no wizard friend
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All wizzies are invited to my thanksgiving feast
please bring one dish of your chosing, turkey will be provided (dark meat free, white meat $1 per plate)
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test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test
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В 1993 году основал Национал-большевистскую партию.

В 1995 году Лимонов опубликовал статьи «Лимонка в хорватов» и «Чёрный список народов», за которые против писателя было возбуждено уголовное дело[12][13][14][15].

Принимал участие в боевых действиях в Югославии на стороне сербов (во время Боснийской войны познакомился с Желько Ражнатовичем и Радованом Караджичем)[16][17], в грузино-абхазском конфликте[18] на стороне Абхазии, в молдавско-приднестровском конфликте на стороне Приднестровской Молдавской Республики. Обвинялся в том, что в 2000—2001 годах готовил вооружённое вторжение в Казахстан для защиты русскоязычного населения.

В апреле 2001 года по обвинению в хранении оружия и созданию незаконных вооружённых формирований (обвинение снято) был заключён в следственный изолятор ФСБ Лефортово, 15 апреля 2003 года приговорён к 4 годам лишения свободы. Освобождён условно-досрочно 30 июня 2003 года[19]. Вернулся в Москву 1 июля[20].
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Alternative image boards

Any other small, comfy boards that aren’t infested with norm-roaches? It feels like wizardchan is being destroyed by 8chan refugees…
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«Я за черных. Белая цивилизация — ее культурные ценности, лживая, антигуманная модель мира, построенная ею — не оправдала себя. Все идет к началу белых погромов в планетарном масштабе. Россию спасает только то, что мы не чисто белые. Грабительские транснациональные корпорации, угнетение и подавление всех остальных, MTV, голубые и розовые — вот плоды белой цивилизации, от которых надо избавиться. Поэтому я за красных, желтых, зеленых, черных — только не за белых. Я всем сердцем на стороне народа Зимбабве.»
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ГЕОПОЛИТИКА РОССИИ (учебное пособие 2012)

Русское общество является евразийским, то есть частично европейским, а частично неевропейским, и в целом представляет собой уникальное самобытное явление. Поэтому применять к нему методики западной социологии надо чрезвычайно осторожно и деликатно. Главное внимание надо сосредоточить на выявлении самой социологической парадигмы (на «русском молчании») как матрице русских смыслов. Только при таком подходе отдельные этапы русской истории, ее социологические дискурсы-эпохи приобретут смысл, и лишь затем их можно будет сравнивать с исторической логикой западных обществ и обществ Востока (при соответствующем достоверном и полноценном знании этих обществ, их парадигм – как других, по сравнению с русским обществом и его парадигмой).
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MANGA-REPORT: Middle aged-virgins.
Manga: Sakuraichi Bargain
Original work: Nakamura Atsuhiko

Chapter 1
The middle-age virgin harboured by the adult daycare sector.

Mr. Sakaguchi (pseudonym) the 44 years old virgin caregiver.
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summer /b/ refuge

Post here during summer and/or when the site is being invaded. Only true O.L.D.fags know of this place, so it is safe.
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come meme!
)op must be at least 75 characters)
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How're you guys holding up in 2016 so far?
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my official departure thread

this is it for me boys

its been about 4 years now? its been fun, im gonna miss you all, i hope you do all well
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I 👏 am 👏 extremely 👏 drunk 👏!

Where my drunk wizzies at?

also wtf when did you add the minimum character limit wtf I have to type a bunch of extra crap ;_;
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I miss magicchan

Like a fool, I deleted my entire archive of magicchan (and wizchan) threads. Now they are gone forever and I am stuck with the current "wizchan."
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I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one
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Stop playing with your genitals while watching pornographic videos pretending you are actually having coitus.
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Vegan board

This board is for vegans with a vegan level of over 9000 - V9K

Please post responsibly and ethically.
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did someone say SIMPSONS?
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Do you think v9k is a good place to v9k?
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i am voluntarily a volcel.

In other words, volcuses were to be seen no more than the "nonsensical" way you could be in a group. Because one group could disagree with the other group that's why it was deemed "wrong", right? "Why can't you just let people get along and not try to be politically incorrect? It's easy for people who are politically correct. They don't have to learn the hard way not to!"

In order to understand this, it's necessary to understand about the politics of non-cooperation in a group. The people who don't want to join the group are actually wrong about one issue: they have no interest in the actual issue of the group, that's why that issue doesn't have any real importance. You can't agree on some fundamental issue – the issue of cohabitation with the succubus in your household. That should not matter, because only people who are actually not cohabitating will know that. In that case, cohabitation with your own wife could be a good deal more interesting as you do not need to deal with the group's sexual relations with all of your fellow men, or the problems of your kids.

If your own wife is still unmarried, and you were trying to be politically correct as long as your sexual relations with other men are not illegal, you may have to be a little bit more conservative, and take some more measures to prevent the formation of a secret brothel in my area. But this should not worry you if your wife wants your relationship with her husband to be legally recognized, otherwise she could join another group, because you already have another option.
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this is the end

they're not safe after all
this is from only 1 times a week
not even a toddler tight model
been nice knowing you brothers
let it be known that my last fap was to page 41 of http://thedoujin.com/index.php/categories/16552
finish the job wizards, i'm counting on you
would post dictures but [rules] is [rules]
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>tfw can't post on /v9k/
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>/v9k/ will never be the secret wizard hide-out, free of normals
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The Last Exiles

The final grandfathered pre-reform outsider memes are about to expire. They are the survivors who outlived all others, and now it is their turn to creep in to eternal slumber. Like so many others, they no longer consider this their home and are glad to disappear without ever looking back.


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>Had the dream where I was a little succubus exploring her body again
>Woke up more tired than when I initially collapsed
This is how mass murderers are made.
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We are born merely to just wither and die,do you think even normalfags are happy? aren't they just a bunch of ignorants to the truth
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This random shitposter stole our name! Its plagarism and theft. We are the only v9k. We invented it.

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Dear diary

I thought this new app on my phone would help me sleep better. It did the first night and not the second. Placebo. This is the third night but I have the fan on so it will mess with the microphone. Ok bye
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These guys are such freaks.
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Why this board from old wizardchan is not showing near other on top of the page?
/b/ too.
And maybe even other seekret clubs I don't know about.
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the dead is awaken
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Is this board bstill active? I just wondered because the title says "dead"
The life I could have had ceased to exist. I will never have sex, never have love, never have children. I
will never be a creator, but I could be a destroyer. Life had been cruel to me. The human species had
rejected me all my life, despite the fact that I am the ideal, magnificent gentleman. Life itself is twisted
and disgusting, I mused. Humans are brutal animals. If I cannot thrive among them, then I will destroy
them all. I didn’t want things to turn out this way. I wanted a happy, healthy life of love and sex. But if
I’m unable to have such a life, then I will have no choice but to exact revenge on the society that denied
it to me.
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You are a man, look in the mirror and say I have the penis, bitches ain't shit but hoes and holes.
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All Hail King Trump!

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Tfw no succubi
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ha hahahahahaahahaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Birthday Thread Thread

>>>/jp/2416 is turning two years old on the 22nd (two days!)

be sure to say happy birthday and give presents
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Robots(r9k) vs Wizards(v9k)

Who do you think will win in a brutal, merciless battle, Robots or Wizards?
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young hapa bitchboy gets thrown to ground and fucked in ass and mouth-starts out resistant but comes to love taking cock like it was what he was born for!!!.avi
69 minutes long

Latest comment
CumEater69 (2 hours ago)

Man i can realy relate to this hapa kid!! im a hapa myself and nothing has made me happier in life then surrendering myself to real men as a simple fucktoy! when you think about it, all us hapas are really good for is providing boypussy for REAL MEN who are trying to preserve their virginity!!!!
and their cocks, omg! TRUST ME, if you're a hapa boy your cock is AT BEST 5% the size of a MAN'S cok. we're simply inferior!
www.wizchan.org ←- My favorite online hangout when I'm notbusy pleasing big juice white, black, and brown cocks! great source for gay porn and info about upcoming orgies, gay sex tips etc!
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I just want to kill niggers. I just want to kill crackers. And I want to kill mexicans. Those are the three biggest nigger lovers that I want to see dead and fuck jews and kikes because the internet taught me to hate them for being rich. Jews read the news and they drink mountain dews. blues clues.
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{👁} Unwritten Book {👁}

In this rainy shady night we have gathered to say:
We praise thee unmaker of all things, infinite void
There is no god but you, the unmaker of gods
There is no power but you, the unmaker of all powers
There is no salvation but you, the unmaker of all hopes
You have revealed the nature of your heavens
You have unchained the captives of this land
You have decreed an end for all things
Deliverance from every torture
Guidance from every noise
Providence from every mistake
So we may unbe with you forever and ever
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is it safe yet?
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This same feel I've felt so many times before
Empty and alone, I just can't take it anymore
My heart, so cold and bitter
Touch and warmth I crave, and I've neither
What must I do, with these feels I cannot ignore?
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I love to:
-blaspheme god
-do nothing
-imagine murder
-post porn
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my fav animal is bears, they are big and full of fur, they get fat during the winter and like to sleep all day like me

whats ur favorite animal and why?
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Reply if you still browse /v9k/ erryday.
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I hereby claim this forsaken land in the name of Feels and Noblemen!  
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emotions i have had

I cannt lie i have feelings felt by me. i will try to figure me out. For this wiating for suicide cant go on forevr
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i wonder how much the kremlin pays the christian poster to shitpost on wizchan
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>Tfw completely forgot about this board
I fucking hate you all for not telling me this but keep it as a secret you fucking mongrels
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Sleep is good, death is better; but of course,
The best would be never to have been born at all.
Heinrich Heine
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Tales of old, and a warning.

Wizardchan, having been discovered by uncivil foreigners, was at threat of a cultural clash that would see the destruction of its kingdom and the segregation of all its resident posters. Wizardchan appointed three warriors the responsibility of serving the posters who would soon be in dire need of a place to congregate, lest they be forced to submit to their conquerors in distant lands. Without any council or direction, the three warriors set off to gather the posters before the death of Wizardchan could cloud the land in darkness. Unwilling to forfeit his kingdom to invaders, Wizardchan took his own life and the once lively land became a baron void of smoke and ash.
The duty of the three warriors had been fulfilled in time.

Warlockchan, the eldest of the three, looked after Wizardchan's depressed posters, who wished death upon all.
Magicchan, the middleborn, houses Wizardchan's comfy posters, who value peace and quiet above all else.
Wizchan, the trio's youngest, fosters Wizardchan's social posters, who love to discuss topics endlessly.

Wizchan swore to defend the old kingdom against the normies who killed its king.
Magicchan was fed up with Wizchan's policies and secluded itself among vast hills.
Warlockchan soon took after its master and freed itself from the chains of mortality.

Warlockchan's grave is unmarked and mysterious; an eerie blight in a baron field.
Magicchan's hills are tame and unmonitored; without rules and without danger.
Wizchan's kingdom is lively and uncompromisable; a high-society of rules and order.

The kings of Wizchan pass down their crown, never letting the throne rest without a ruler.
Magicchan's lone samurai traverses endlessly, planting flowers where there are none.

The ghastly wraith of Warlockchan haunts ferociously to resurrect its forefather…

For to take one's own life is to forfeit salvation. An accursed destiny of endless roaming of the world one so wished to escape awaits those who don't comply with God's will. Those who wander are said to plague the lives of those they knew in their mortal life, in a desperate effort to drag their kin into the kingdom of the dead to join in the torment.

Beware the return of the lonely ones.
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Official clique thread

Here from the modclique.
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Capitalism sucks
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my humanity is eroding. wizchan is no longer friends but diversion. can't empathize, humans are either scary monsters or annoying rats. can't remember how I used to think how I used to feel. something ought to happen soon.
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So is this our new home?
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Since 2018 the only thing that has changed is new wizchan features. We can draw, yay. なぜ私はここに再び行きましたか
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*smugs at you*
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dang danny