/wiz/ - Wizardry

Did not read this travesty of a thread
Go back where you came from

there's no where i would especially wanna go honestly. if i had the money i would live on a boat and just go wherever just on a whim

Probably Rome or something so I can see the colosseums

When I was a teenager I always fantasized about the different cultures of the world and which countries could offer me the best adventures. No need to say these dreams are long dead, and nowadays I don't wanna go anywhere. I just wanna stay in my room, as this world can't offer me anything.

>>171777
>warm and paradisic entire year
>warm
>WARM
yeah no
>Disneyland
too many normans
even if there weren't disney basically only appeals to normans anyway
>I challenge you to find a more beautiful place on this planet
Clapham, North Yorkshire.

I don't think traveling is for me since I feel anxiety even when I just go on walks and there are people outside, that's why I do it in the early morning hours or at midnight. Hiking sounds like a better option for me and you don't need that much money and planning.

>warm
>overcrowded
>one of the fattest places on the planet
>expensive as fuck
yeah thats gonna be a no from me
>Disneyland
Oh come on, how can you unironically use the word normalfag and Disneyland in the same post without seeing trough the hypocrisy.
I think that one day im gonna move somewhere either very cold and very remote or just a little bit cold and with a large body of clean water on one side of the property and very large trees all over the place.

If i had shit ton of money and somehow learned the language, i would live in some not very crowded but modern and clean district in Japan, dunno if such a combination even exists.

there are groids outside, no thanks.

>>171784
>boat living
now this is an interesting idea
you would be at home wherever you are and you could sail to wherever you wanted to visit
very good idea

>>171787
you are of course right more or less since during the last 50 years capitalism and the american way of life has taken hold pretty much everywhere in the world. It meant that everywhere in the world things started looking the same as in the western hemishpere. So wherever you go, you will find the same global food chains, the same global clothing stores, the same grocery companies, the same type of building tall buildings etc.

>>171789
I understand your concerns about warm climates. It makes you sweat and it feels ugly
But the good thing about it is you can spend entire day swimming in the ocean to cool down and not sweat. Or surfing, scuba diving and what not. And the benefit of that climate is you can grow food on your plot of land year round.

Of course winter landscapes are beautiful too. Snowy sceneries give you a feeling of christmas and having a fire in your fireplace is very comfy. On top of that you have to never bother about insects.
But the problem with cold climate is it is cold. Another climate form is desert that has its advantages too. When there is no rain at all, insects will have a hard time to survive like in winter. So you eliminate the insect problem while not giving up the warmth. But yeah, every climate type has its benefits and disadvantages.

>Clapham, North Yorkshire.
Gonna research this place


>>171816
>Disneyland
>too many normies
I was never there. I always wanted to go there so this is a personal wish of me
even if there normans, they have mickey too you know

you sound like someone who lives there
please tell me more about your beautiful home
I want to know it all
But the idea you had sounds nice too. Innawoods at some lake.


>>171818
Nippon was obvious and I expected this already.
What I find interesting about Japan is that they have pretty much all climate types too
They have ski resorts in the north and subtropical islands in the southern most parts
Also some mo9untainous volcano desert like landscapes where sulfuric material kills off all types of plants that would want to grow there. The benefit of being Japanese is you can travel to beach and ski vacation without even leaving your country. And Japan also has the benefit of being a 1st world high tech country with functionning infrastructure, legal system and polite people.

>>171835
Where can you grow food year round, gib exmaples??

>>171835
yeeeah, i don't care about nature, just like how urbany jap looks, i would still mostly sit in my room with a daily trip to some comfy mcdonalds, maybe visit manga cons.

also
>wizers fantasizing about growing food meanwhile i can't stand just cooking and washing dishes

Japan is the ONLY place on the globe that any wizard should think about traveling to. It is the mecca for otakus.

>>171866
i had to google it and turns out theres an in.cel wiki
anyway fuck off in.cel

I intend to head out on a three-plus month journey on foot soon, beginning (should travel restrictions allow) in Western France, and heading east (probably south-east).

>>171777
>Oahu
if you're white and you go anywhere in hawaii you're gonna have a bad time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kill_Haole_Day

>>171867
maybe you should go back to 4chad

>>171853
Sao Tome
Brazil
Florida
Indonesia

BTW, speaking of indonesia. I saw a video that explained there is a bamboo type in indonesia that grows up to 1 yard per day. And the guy calculated how many square yards you need to build your own cottage out of this bamboo

They also have a tree sort, a very light one that grows 10 yards in 13 months. Most houses in indonesia are built using this wood. Imagine that. You can build your own house with your own wood and grow your own food and you don't need heating all year round. you could live the savage life very easily


>>171861
What I find interesting about urban japan is how clean everything is. Not only trash wise. They have no trash on the floors but also their buildings and everything looks very tidy and like it was freshly built. They take good care of their things.


>>171870
Now this sounds very interesting. Like that Japan homeless traveller guy.
If you feel comfortable doing so, take some photos for us.
You could also have like a diary and if you wanted to, you could write a book about it one day.
I hope you will have a great time.


>>171871
I do not intend to go to school there

>>171870
Cool, wiz! Please consider making a thread about it here.

>>171875
This is definitely a succubus or normgroid

>>171873
>You can build your own house with your own wood and grow your own food and you don't need heating all year round. you could live the savage life very easily
Please post video if you can find it.
All these places you wrote need resident visas to live there long term and i am from a wet cloudy island, how can i live like a savage without breaking international laws?
Plus, if it was easy to grow food why aren't the natives doing the same thing, why to they all want iphones and alcohol and to act like western normies??

>>171873
>florida
mega-mosquito swampland apocalypse

>>171882
By surviving in the wilderness, does he mean raiding walmart dumpsters and shooting meth?

Ireland Scotland England

>>171777
I'm a pretty big sperg for Islamic culture so probably MENA.

>>171886
Why would you travel to England? I live here and its nothing but farms, fields, drunkards and rain

>>171887
Can i come with you wiz? What costumes should be adorn for our visit? Weapon of choice?

I want to travel to usa just to visit walmart.
But seriously i grew up watching hollywood movies and american's cities and landscapes stuck in my head and i what to see it in person. Also i want to see american people all of those crazy Karens, niggers, frat bros, rednecks and trannies, jews etc. America is like human zoo. But idk maybe internet is lying and whey i came to usa everywhere would be just regular people

>>171898
Same, I'm lucky enough to live in a quiet rural hamlet in east anglia but most of the country is a post industrial dystopia

>>171900
I visited the US in 2008, and I held similar hopes that it would resemble the movies and television shows I enjoyed in the 90s.

The first thing which surprised me (beyond the heat), was how few people there are walking or outside in general on foot. I cycled through entire suburbs where nobody was walking or gardening, but then in the city (Virginia Beach) there were people everywhere so I imagine they just drive to scenic locations to walk. The second thing which surprised me, in a positive way, was how much space there was (compared to the UK), in terms of the width of the sidewalks, the width of the driving lanes, the car parking spaces, and so on. That was a great thing and I appreciated how you don't have to constantly be squashed up against other people. The experience of walking into stores, malls, and so on was truly distinctly American, there was something about doing that which made me feel as though I was in a movie but maybe it was just the novelty. People on average, in my experience, were more friendly, enthusiastic etc - it seemed likely that I could talk to someone and enter into a conversation with them about something. Everyone seemed to be enthusiastic about life, whereas in the UK there is a depressive feeling towards everything, or as if people are just reluctantly putting up with things in their day-to-day life which I understand and relate to. I caught the train from somewhere near Virginia Beach up to Washington DC, and passing through small towns was a great delight, and the train itself was like some kind of futuristic, double-decker spaceship like an airliner which had its wings removed and wheels placed underneath. However, I also noticed that there were "black neighbourhoods" which we avoided, and which were tacitly accepted as areas where white people didn't go. In Washington DC I saw aggressive policemen threatening people for "jaywalking" outside a sports stadium, which was depressing. And I also offered a young boy my seat on the crowded subway, and his father looked at me as if I was a degenerate for talking to his son.

>>171902
Interesting to hear a foreign opinion that isn't just memes.

>>171835
gonna answer bc i actually have some experience in living on a boat, you have to maintain it/pay for the marina otherwise be ready to live in a mooring for most of the year, you need to know how to fix most of your shit alone, to fish and use the vhf cause if an issue happens you're not going to get immediate help.
anyway youtube e celebs often portray it as some kind of ideal adventure but if you dont have a lot of money you're not going to live in a 50ft cat. anyway sailing is enjoyable but you need to train first and its far from being heaven on earth.
>you can spend entire day swimming in the ocean to cool down and not sweat.
actually been for a while on a tropical island and unless you're not in the water all the time/ have a solid a/c in your house you're gonna sweat bullets. also hurricane season can be really harsh if you're not prepared. plus never been to hi but you got that volcanic risk. the meditterranean looks safer to me
>>171873
you cant grow shit year round in nusantara in general, first you need good soil quality then you got the rainy season it just seems like a good amount of delusion to me

>>171907
Exactly, what i don't understand about the 'grow your own food brah' meme, is don't people think the natives would have done this already??
After thousands of years, are you saying you know more than them??
Please answer someone, don't go quiet because i pose a challenging question

>>171925
im the anon you replied to. the natives already did it on the islands that were fertile enough (java some parts of sunda) but its not bc you have a tropical climate that you can grow anything, for instance the soil in the amazonas sucks and you have to burn everything to the ground to grow crops, thats what is unfortunately happening in sumatra and borneo (see southeast asian haze) so the soil on the two biggest islands is shit, same in papua, most of nusa tenggara is the same as the weather is super dry even the island around java have a high emigration rate because the soil sucks and so the people are leaving

>>171882
FL is best state
it is literally where all the rich wall street goons go to retire after they made their fortunes. They have no income taxes or something. And of course the climate is nice. My uncle lives in canuckistan and he told me after all those years he feels how the cold has soaked into his bones.

>>171881
>pls post video
it is from a german guy. i got into aquaponics and he had an experimental setup
he made a video in Bali something like
>the 5 greatest mistakes for aquaponics newbies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L06dKL9gu5U
and there he talked about this bamboo sort
here is the video where he goes into detail after people shown interest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgdYIxsyQfs
a bamboo shack in indonesia costs you 8'000 USD to build.
Using this bamboo that grows 1 meter in 1 week.
they use some varnish to preserve the bamboo to stay fit for long time

In general you can say that Indonesia is truly a paradise.
Not only for the hip digital nomads who live entire year on bali.
everything is affordable. I also know one engineer former coworker he build a house in rural thailand for like 30'000 USD and he said the only problem was the mosquitos (you have to close all windows at 7pm).


>All these places you wrote need resident visas to live there long term
of course they do. this entire planet is one giantic prison
welcome to the jail, here is your cell

>and i am from a wet cloudy island,
I love clouds. this is literally the best weather. warm (not hot) with clouds entire day.
I found out Lima Peru has very mild temperatures year round. Since it is at the edge of the Atacama desert it gets pretty much no rain year round.
And there is some kind of fog that engulfs the city for most of the year. It is some kind of moisture from the ocean. Overall I found that climate very pleasant.

>how can i live like a savage without breaking international laws?
you need a visa or else they will just deport you
however, there are ways to avoid it more or less.
For example one expat wiz once reported he lived in moldova or something and every 3 months he would cross the border to ukraine, stay there a few days and come back for another 3 months as a tourist to moldova. Personally I don't like this because it is not viable for the long term. One day they will just get fed up and tell you to gtfo.

If you want to be an expat you will usually have to prove that you can survive on your own there.
so they will want to see your bank account balance and tax papers or the past few years.
just like with everything, money solves the problem …

>Plus, if it was easy to grow food why aren't the natives doing the same thing, why to they all want iphones and alcohol and to act like western normies??
because the western lifestyle is addictive.
farming is not easy at all. you have to watch your good every day. parasites can eat it away. insects or fungi can destroy it. disease or climate (hail, drought) can destroy your entire harvest.

>>171907
thank you for your insights
same problem also exists with the van dwelling thing. Once your car breaks apart you are fucked royally


>>171932
but how can the soil be shitty
it is literal volcanic soil. it makes their trees grow 10 meters in 13 months
or is it another part of the country

>amazonas
yeah the brazillians burn down the entire rain forest then all the nutrients that were formerly in the woods go into the soil and make it fertile. Then they plant maybe 4 or 5 years and have very good harvests until the soil is sucked dry. Then they have to start using artificial fertillizers. Maybe this is what the indonesians cannot afford and after 4 or 5 years they just leave the used up land behind.

>>171952
>its the same as with a car
No. Its way more than that. At sea you are alone. If you car breaks down you just have to stop on the side of the road and make a phone call. Evenbif you send a mayday you still have to deal with that shit until the helicopter/boat arrives which can take a lot of time.
>how can the soil be shitty
It has to do with acidity.
Also you got risks of tsunamis,sinking in the coastal regions and belt of fire in the inner island. Its one of the worst place to grow shit.

>>171976
Where is the good soil in the world then? How much soil you need to feed one wiz for 50 years?

>>171985
He just posted a map of the whole world with all the soil types. Just look at that.

>>171989
You know what i mean nitpicker!

>>171777
I would only travel if I were rich. And even then, I would want to be in a controlled environment, such as a cruise, resort or a private tour so I can get used to travelling and the destinations before experimenting on my own.

There are a number of luxury resorts that look nice, both spacious, quiet and full of local culture, such as Four Seasons Resort at Jimbaran Bay or the Aman resort in Greece. Japan is a given, considering how safe and comfortable it looks. And rather than the overcrowded and stressful disneylands, I've wanted to go on a disney cruise, but obviously as a wizard that is never going to happen. Some luxury cruise line like Princess will probably be better for me. None of it is ever going to happen anyway, as I said, I will only travel if I were rich, rich enough to avoid crowds and noise.

I would never want to live anywhere outside my country, even a holidays home, far too stressful.

>>171991
Is not nitpicking. All you gotta do is look on that map in the dark green areas and then see what place is easiest to move to.

>>171995
sounds very comfy
alone on the ocean only sea all around you and every few days you get to explore a new town on your route. too bad that commercial cruise ships are very touristy and noisy. Casinos swimming pools and the likes. Imagine if you had your own fregate or yacht

>>171995
>I would never want to live anywhere outside my country, even a holidays home, far too stressful.

I've gone from being a hikki to living on my own in a different country where i dont know the language. I have opposite experience to you where hotels and resorts are much more stressful than living in an apartment. It's very stressful to have cleaners coming in everyday and always having to go to restaurants to get food. Being able to just go grocery shopping is a lot easier, I don't even need to talk to anyone

Having an apartment is MUCH cheaper as well. I think resorts and hotels are simply a scam

>>172016
Where are you living now and how did you go from hikki to living abroad?

I thought more people here would like to travel/ live in cold places like Alaska, Iceland, etc.
Introverts, or more accuretly 'yin' people tend to favor cold places, as these are good for contemplation, learning and peace. People are also not as social there as they are in e.g. Spain.

Anyway, I don't really care about traveling and seeing the world. What gives? At the end of a day I'd still feel empty.
Still, I'd rather live somewhere where it's cold.

>>172032
Cold climates are good too. You never have to bother with insects ever again and in winter the nights get very very long.

If I could wish a climate form, I would wish for:
>20 degree celsius entire year
>always night
>snowy sceneries entire winter can be snow or whatever white stuff they find that wont melt away at 20 degrees
>clouds / fog in the summer months

>>171976
you are the boat living guy right?
today I just watched a doc movie about the Florida Keys.
They had one boat living guy too and it seemed like lots of stress.

There was some sheriff who patrols around there:
>finds "suspicious" guy lingering around the coast in his canoo
>suspects him of being a drug slinger and wants to get him for anything
>who are you what are you doing here where is your ID
>"sheriff I live on that abandonned boat"
>do you pump out your feces? you are required by law to do so at least 1x per month
>"no, my system does not work, I use toilets in the town"
the cop later goes on to say that he does not have anything to nail him down ..
… yet
next day he came again to this guy and gave him a warning to fix up his boat in 1 weeks time or there will be consequences.

So much for living in freedom in the modern era. cops will find something to get you
thank god the law books have 2000+ pages in them. with enough effort they will find something to charge you with.

>>171789
Funnily enough I'm getting the train to Clapham this week

>>171999
You can hire staffed private yachts, but you need to be richer than rich to do that. For example, the flying fox yacht which costs mere 3.5 million per week. All in all, I think a $30,000 luxury cruise with 250 people is a reasonable compromise.

>>172016
I would want the security of a hotel or tour for my first time in the country at least, so I can get used to the new people and culture before expanding out and getting an airbnb etc.

>>172032
I would absolutely melt in the Spanish sun, never mind places like the Maldives; so when I talk about going to places it would almost always be during the winter/cooler months, both cooler and likely less crowds.

>>171991
>>171985
any part of western europe or the midwest really.
>>172052
private yachts are unaffordable. i thought most of the people here were talking about buying a boast and living on it
>>172039
yeah im this anon. funnily enough it happened to me too. i rented a boat that could beach (so you dont need to anchor far away) and apparently i moored in some forbidden place and the harbourmaster went to knock at the boat in the evening.
in europe they are autistic about that and around national park they must be too in florida. However if you achor in bumfuck nowhere nobody will bother you

>>172032
or you can just live in the alps and get the best of both worlds

Does anyone know any obscure youtubers that travel around countries like a homeless bum??
I find it very comfy to watch

>>172135
>Constant bitching and negativity
>"everyone's stupid, everyone but me"
>Vocabulary of an edgy 14 year old
>Nothing interesting to say about his surroundings
>Obviously some normalfag sexhaver

Hope he either winds up rotting in a foreign jail or beaten to death when he flirts with the wrong succubi.

>>172179
Jealous much? Just because you would piss yourself crying in his situation, doesn't mean you should denigrate him for his efforts in vagrant living. He is 10x the wizard you will ever be.

>>172179
no wonder about negativity, watch whole video
while doing this sort of stuff, you risk being mugged, assaulted, etc
So no wonder, and I can't blame him. Watch how the scum that walk at night goes to confront him, like flies to honey. I think it's pretty dangerous

I hope I can visit japan someday

>>172205
good point

>>172135
I like it.

Anyway you should maybe check out bike tourist. Most usually sleep rough and are light on commentary. Very comfy viewing most of the time.

>>172285
Please link and embed video, thanks

>>172135
Glenn Campbell, our resident homeless life guru
then there was one american guy on youtube who was bikepacking from america down to patagonia while doing a vlog about it
the brittish guy who bikepacked to armenia
anyone who does the apalachian trail hike
search for bikepacking and backpacking on youtube

i also remember watching a talkshow a few weeks ago. there was a german lady there
she was a former CEO or something, had a burn out and then just decided to quit for good
now she does hiking all around the world and I think she is even in a guinness records book
it was really funny to see her implementing the capitalist / business engineering know how to it
she said she enjoyed so much optimizing her gear and trimming it down gram for gram
she walked from mexico to canada by foot

>>172052
sun is omnipresent in spain but the canary islands are rather temperate
in summer it rarely gets warmer then 28 centigrade

>>171777
The thing is that even though there are places I like to fantasize about seeing, I know I'd hate actually doing it. The actual logistic experience of travelling is shit, being far away from home is extremely stressful if you're not used to it, and there's really not that much to do if you're honest about it. If you're not interested in meeting people, like I assume everyone here is not, then you're really only travelling for weird food and some pretty scenery you'll get bored of in an hour. Flying to Japan is a fucking big investment for some takoyaki and some views I can already see pictures of online.
Regardless, I like most people here would like to see Japan. I'm a bit torn because I'd like to see a rainy season (I love rainy days, and the idea of getting a whole bunch of days in a row where it pisses rain seems lovely) but the rainy season happens during the hottiest, muggiest, shittiest part of the year. I think winter would probably be better.

I'd like to see some stormy grey North Atlantic island, too. The Faroes or the Orkneys or one of the ones off the coast of Norway or something like that. These fall squarely into the category of "scenery you'd get bored of in an hour" but it almost feels worth it anyway.

>>172407
I dont get bored of scenery in an hour. i've had a temporary visa to live in a different country, been for almost a year and still feel euphoric walking around the lakes and forests. Nice scenery and having a place to walk increases my quality of life tremendously