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 No.179809

wizzaies i want a robowaifu. Will you wizzies get a robowaifu when they're advanced aenough? Robowaifus will be perfect from what i read, like a human that's a computer aso you can program to be a friend

 No.179810

I don't know about robowaifus, but VR waifus are already here

 No.179826

Never been a waifu fan and I am pretty sure I am aromatic.
I am fine just jacking off from time to time.
Since porn and onaholes are already a thing my needs are met.
If I feel the need for companionship then I would consider getting a pet, joining a club, or making a friend, but so far I rarely have such a impulse.

 No.179834

Does spinning robot pussy count?
Because I am tempted to get one of those when they come out with the wall powered one.

 No.179838

no that's just pathetic in the worst possible ways

 No.179841

>>179838
Could you be more specific?
How is it pathetic exactly?

 No.179842

>>179841
it's artificial ie fake.
If you're looking forward to enjoying one of these abominations you might as well put the effort into getting the real thing. I think I am less disgusted by the people who pay actual human beings for sex and/or companionship than the ones seeking out a substitute in the form of a toy.
A child playing make believe and having imaginary friends is fine, but adults doing the it with more sophisticated means is sad.

 No.179843

>>179842
>it's artificial ie fake
Pretty sure they know that.
Not seeing the problem here.
>If you're looking forward to enjoying one of these abominations you might as well put the effort into getting the real thing.
Generally the people who are into this kind of thing aren't actually interested in getting "the real thing". The ideal is more attractive then the mundane after all.
I also don't see what makes such items "abominations".
>I think I am less disgusted by the people who pay actual human beings for sex and/or companionship than the ones seeking out a substitute in the form of a toy.
Why is that? What is it about someone satisfying their desires using a simulacrum makes you so uncomfortable?
What aspect do you find offensive?
It being a sex toy? Adults role playing? it being A.I. related?
I truely don't understand the objection, but I may be overly used to the idea of something similar due to be raised on sci-fi and this being subject matter that comes up frequently.
So I am sinsere in wanting to understand your objection.

>A child playing make believe and having imaginary friends is fine, but adults doing the it with more sophisticated means is sad.

Adults roleplay all the time in many different ways. Do you have a problem with adults who do collaborative roleplay? Do you have a problem with things like acting? Is table top games like D&D problematic to you too?
Where is the line for you when it comes to adults roleplaying and why do you think it is sad?

 No.179849

>>179826
robowaifu is the perfect companion superior to dogs and humans because it will be a computer that can act like a friend, lover, and source of knowledge

 No.179853

>>179809

Tantric masturbation is better than an uneeded robot. At least in results.

 No.179858

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>>179850
advanced robo waifus will be wives, friends, audiobook and music players, radios, videogame consoles, sex dolls, and maids, all in one.
She will do the chores for you. Low iq if you don't want a robowaifu.

 No.179860

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>>179859
Boring looking machines are not robowaifus. This thread is about robowaifus.

 No.179864

>>179853
Isn't that mostly just edging and orgasm denial mixed with circular breathing?

 No.179868

>>179865
>The reality is that the only thing you care about is just that it looks like a succubus that you want to have sex with
Robowaifus are not sex dolls. If a robowaifu was only good for sex then it will be a sex doll and not a robowaifu, or a bad robowaifu.

 No.179869

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>>179868
You just looped back around to the start of the conversation. If you care about utility then you would have no problem with pic related, the reality is that what you really want is a wife to have sex with, or ask you say a "waifu". Which is funny because that means this thread is just animefag logic taken to the limit, instead of the usual "b-but its 2d" excuses I hear, now its "b-but its not real flesh".

In the future we will have people discussing if having sex with a synthetic human body made of real flesh or having sex with a robot implanted with a real human mind is against the rules lol. In my opinion people should just learn to stop being succubi worshippers, but apparently that's too much to ask.

 No.179870

>>179869
>In the future we will have people discussing if having sex with a synthetic human body made of real flesh or having sex with a robot implanted with a real human mind is against the rules
Jesus man I hope this place doesn't last that long

 No.179871

>>179869
I want a robowaifu, not a cleaning robot or a sex doll that's more like a corpse.

 No.179872

>>179869
>In the future we will have people discussing if having sex with a synthetic human body made of real flesh or having sex with a robot implanted with a real human mind is against the rules lol
We won't, machines are not humans.

 No.179934

>>179869
The magical property that is lost alongside virginity can only occur with another living human. A robot covered with living flesh, synthetic humanoid grown in a vat, brain in a jar/someone halfway across the world controlling a sex robot, holodeck style simulation that's indistinguishable from reality doesn't count.

Whether the rules for this website will reflect this doesn't matter. From a psychological standpoint those sexual encounters are probably similar or identical to real sex or rape.

Personally I see sex dolls or 'robowaifus' as no different than having sex with a well preserved corpse. Not my cup of tea.

 No.179944

I don't care about having sex with a robowaifu. However, i would appreciate the company. Having someone to talk to would be very refreshing.

 No.180105

Yes I would, for both companionship and for daily tasks around the home. However, that future is too far off, if it ever happens at all. There are already succs demanding them be made illegal.

 No.180112

Obviously not, they cost money and I'm poor.

 No.180113

maybe when the ai revolution happens and i can marry a robot and let it go to work for me

 No.181012

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When every single human filth will abandon me there will still be a robot friend always by my side, this thought is what keeps me from committing sudoku and maintain my health to live long enough to witness robowaifus becoming reality.
I imagine them being extremely practical especially when you're old and crippled

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>>179869
>ignorant of the repressed sexuality underlying the entire fucking user-base of this site

 No.181027

Robo waifu board for those interested: https://alogs.theguntretort.com/robowaifu/

 No.181029

Robowaifus = wizardry becomes the norm worldwide. There is no conceivable future in which this does not eventually occur short of a total apocalypse wiping out mankind.

Whether or not you personally would want a robowaifu or think the idea is sad is kind of a minutia compared to the inevitability of WizEarth.

 No.181032

>>181029
succubi won’t let something that completely invalidates their existence to be created. There is already campaigns to prevent robowaifus from ever being created.

 No.181040

>>181029
Normalfags will still meet succubi in their social lives

 No.181048

>>181032
>thinks succubi would prevent the creation of robowaifus instead of just demanding robohusbando's be made

why don't you venture over to crystal cafe and ask them if they like the idea of robohusbando's

 No.181051

>>181048
A robohusband is something they would have to pay for, rather than something that pays them. For that reason alone it won’t be as demanded as waifu.

 No.181090

>>179809
I look forward for the utility.
Don't think I can get behind a machine that say it loves me just cause it's programmed to say so.

 No.181091

>>181090
The mind is more easily fooled than you’d like to believe

 No.181092

I am against technology advancing anymore. The 80's and maybeeeee the early 90's was the apex. Everything past that will evolve into SkyNet once it reaches sentience. This is a serious post inb4 "LOL anprims on muh internet" they can be used as educational tools

 No.181107

>>179810
Not quite. VR waifu software came to a halt because people just ERP in VRChat instead. Turns out everyone's just prison gay.

 No.181109

>>181107
> Turns out everyone's just prison gay.
This is pretty much the reason for the state of the world right now.

 No.181146

I do not want one for love, but just for the utility. Would like to have a robowaifu to cook and clean for me, and maybe accompany me on walks. Would also like to have sex with her, of course, but that is just another life maintenance thing.

 No.181147

>>181146
I can understand a fuckable robot maid, but why walks? Solo walking is the best kind.

 No.181195

>>181092
it wont reach skynet levels (As in robots just killing everyone), rather it will just cause attention spans to lower and make the world seem even more like a circus (even more than it is before with this reddit, twitter and tiktok nonsense)

 No.181222

>>181195
I'd rather it become SkyNet than live on Nurse TikTok dance video Earth until the day I die. I'm trying to spend less time online and the rest of the world is throwing themselves carelessly into it

 No.181274

>>181195
Of course it will. The transhumanists literally want to get rid of humans entirely.

 No.183271

I believe that a sect of wizards will find some excuse to reject robofus and perpetuate their own loneliness. It might even create a schism in the wizard community (if such a thing even exists by then).

We are on the cusp of anime becoming real if Elon is to be trusted.

 No.183272

>>181027
I'm part of this forum. I was reading through this thread to make sure it was mentioned.

 No.183320

>>179809
In the USA they just recently banned 99 percent of all sex dolls so I guess not. That and I'm an eternal neet to begin with. Third reason why it'd not happen is if real robots come about, as in androids, then they'll take the position of the underling of whom is most human beings and then there will be no one left but basically a rich guy and his army of machines taking care of him.

 No.183322

>>183271
>We are on the cusp of anime becoming real if Elon is to be trusted

How goddamn naive can you be? We're on the cusp of eating spiders and living in fucking dog kennels retard WAKE UP

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 No.183362

>>183320
>In the USA they just recently banned 99 percent of all sex dolls so I guess not
No they didn't.
You got some pretty shit info or someone lied to you.

 No.183368

>>183362
I have to load Tor to see more than literally 1 sex doll model on ali and amazon has no heads nor arms.

 No.183369

>>183368
Try looking for different retailers? I’m not surprised that Amazon and Ali wouldn’t be keen on selling sex dolls. Just a preface, I don’t know what retailer would.

 No.183370

>>183368
Ali is a scam for big stuff and 'sneaky' stuff like sex dolls. Just DuckDuckGo 'Sex dolls [your country]'. If none are in stock, visit the doll manufacturer's site and custom order one, buy don't ever order something like this off of Ebay, Ali, or Amazon. You'll recieve a blowup doll and a used dildo, and by the time it arrives the seller would have closed shop and gone on to another scam.

If you're in Europe you can order from any other Euro country. If real humans can get past customs in boxes then surely a poseable fasion design mannequin can. The US has a lot of importers on the west coast. Canada has some trade deals with China and Japan so you might not have to pay import duties when ordering busty rubber elf bijou to your igloo. There are at least two wizards from Latin America who custom ordered sex dolls recently so it's possible down there too. If you're in Russia then eeeehhh idk

 No.183652

>>179809
Imagine the night after the wedding, all his family and friends know hes fucking the shit out of that doll, harder than ever before because now hes married

 No.183653

>>183368
>I'm a big idiot who can't look up things so that means I should just make shit up about things being banned with no evedence

You don't need a doll. You need a spiked dildo so you can go fuck yourself.

 No.185064

>>183320
Where'd you get that info?

 No.185080

>>185064
His ass.
He just made that up.



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