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 No.158967

Someone recommended this to me on r9k. How do you guys like my stats?

>turned 30

>virgin, never had a girlfriend or come even close
>no education
>just started uni as my last effort at any kind of life
>anxious as hell about starting uni 10 years too late
>see no meaning in my life, haven't enjoyed life in as long as I can remember
>you can't relate to any other human being
>everyone you ever talk to seems like a privileged NPC robot incapable of comprehending where you come from

 No.158969

do you wish to die a virgin?

 No.158970

>>158969
do you wish to die a virgin?

 No.158972

>>158967
I'm the same anon from r9k. I suggest you lurk here more as everyone here is a virgin in their mid 20s or above. Nobody here wants to lose their virginity and stopped caring. You're 30 and a virgin a wizard by definition you just need to change your mindset away from an unhealthly crab one to a wizard mindset and you'll find happiness man.

 No.158974

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>>158971
get the fuck out then, this is no place for you

go volcel or go home

 No.158975

You are 12 years late not 10

 No.158977

>>158971
You should really read the second rule then. Otherwise return to your festering tranny quarantine board known as /r9k/, please.

 No.158978

>>158967
Ironically, most of the retards here will shit on you for not being a volcel despite the fact that you may very well be one of the only actual 30 year old wizards on this site. The culture has warped and changed, don't bother. It's a shitty site for posers, larpers, and 20 something kiddos to argue about who is the least loser of the losers.

 No.158979

>>158977
>/r9k/ is tranny infested
Pot meet kettle.

 No.158981

>>158979
I'd wager you're one of them, possibly the same person who typed the last reply too, based on your objective disregard for a very simple set of rules and vehement defense of some of the worst humans on the planet. I'd go as far to call you a subset of the initial wave of /r9k/ immigrants who are themselves originating from the typical tranny/homosexual circlejerk you'll see on the likes of Discord. There are next to no trannies here, they make themselves painfully obvious when they begin to invade and occupy a given online community. The near stagnant post rate, high literacy, lack of new buzzword usage and what should be disinterest with social, sexual activities is a clear reminder of that. Genuinely, leave. Giving horrible "people" like you even the slightest iota of lenience leads to a community being inundated with legitimate faggots and trannies within a period of a few months.

 No.158982

>>158975
>You are 12 years late not 10

Who the fuck starts uni at 18? High school ends at 19 if you're lucky

 No.158983

>>158975

>thinks there's only one year during your entire lifespan when it's okay to start studying in a university


You're 20 at max.

 No.158984

">just started uni as my last effort at any kind of life"
this is the telltale sign of a normalfag, literally saying "get a life"
the people here do uni because they are forced to, not because they're trying to be some kind of socially accepted success.

go hire a prostitute pussy, go post some wojaks some more crying about how you wish chad wanted to lift weights with you

 No.158985

>>158984
>the people here do uni because they are forced to


What do you mean forced to?

 No.158986

>>158985
"my mom and dad said i have to go to uni or they'll kick me out"
"my mom and dad are definitely going to kick me out soon so i better prepare myself to maybe make enough money to survive on my own and go to school when i can"
"i already got kicked out and taking out student loans is the only thing i could think of to avoid homelessness quickly"

your gay pussy ass: "i want people to think i'm cool and get pussy so i went to college"

 No.158987

>>158986

I'm not so privileged I could live with my parents while studying.
It's hell paying for rent with a loan

 No.158988

>>158984
You're a piece of shit who doesn't deserve to post on this chan with me and other good-hearted individuals.

 No.158989

>>158987
imagine being european, then you could have been paid to go study and have no school fees

 No.158990

>>158982
where are you from? in most countries you start university the year you turn 18 so students who were born at the end of the year start university when they are 17

 No.158991

>>158988
you're not gonna "redpill" some failed normalfag into suddenly not craving pussy and suddenly not craving social acceptance, all you can do is tell them to fuck off so that their thread that's gonna get deleted by mods soon is the last time they come here

 No.158992

>>158990
>start university when they are 17

Oh wow this sounds fucking ridiculous.
They're just kids.
In my country you start it at 19-20 or later. It's not uncommon to go there at any point in your life. There are 60-year-olds in universities getting a new education because there aren't really that many jobs

 No.158993

just leave

 No.158995

I wouldn't fuss about starting uni too late. I feel like an idiot paying so much for a science degree that never resulted in employment.
As for "any kind of life" I'd be curious what you mean by life. Employment? Were you unemployed? Or are you talking about fame? The rules here don't make it clear whether fame is the same thing as seeking out friends, but its just one of the failures we cope with.
As for people being privileged NPC robots, I totally agree and is one of the main reasons I'm a wizard. It's just too dangerous talking to people without worry of being accused of being politically incorrect.

 No.158998

>>158995
>It's just too dangerous talking to people without worry of being accused of being politically incorrect.
How about stop being an insensitive asshole? Or at least try.

 No.158999

>>158998
ah, sweet sweet irony

 No.159001

>>158999
More like hypocrisy

 No.159002

>>158967
>>158971
>>158972
>>158978
Subhuman scum go back to r9k with your tranny friends

 No.159003

>>159002
every post you quoted is nauseating christ

 No.159004

>>159003
>Ironically, most of the retards here will shit on you for not being a volcel despite the fact that you may very well be one of the only actual 30 year old wizards on this site. The culture has warped and changed, don't bother. It's a shitty site for posers, larpers, and 20 something kiddos to argue about who is the least loser of the losers.

>I have no say in it. I'm a virgin involuntarily


Hilarious

 No.159005

>>159003
I'm noticing great decline in quality of posts after the vegan posted links to wizchan on r9k



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