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Spent the day drinking, eating pizza, and watching Battlestar Galactica.

I eagerly await the manifestation of my new powers.




turned 31 yesterday, i can already levitate


Congratulations dude.
I wish you a happy life.


It's almost over.


Battlestar Galactica, a great choice


Just turned 33 today, same age as Jesus.

Back in 2014 when I was 25, even being a Wizard seemed a long ways off


I'm celebrating at a buffett and strategizing tactics on how to consume the most value


I'm similar but in September
Problem is I still have no jobs now after a year of being unemployed


You feel safe in your mid twenties. And then you hit 28 and realize just how you've wasted your life.


Happy birthday. Don't waste another second on this shithole, nor in any other online community.


Congratulations! Heres to another 30 of wizadry


im gonna turn 30 this year i don’t know how to feel about it i guess i don’t care im too tired to think


40 is the real no point of return.


buttcrap ?


two years more to become a wizard


26 here. I can only hope I was born late enough to have a robot taking care of me in my old age. It's gonna be just me by the time I'm 65. The closest younger relatives I have are cousins once removed.


30 is the point of compromise if you have the energy for it.


28 was the age i decided i had to do something. Anything. And then Covid happened lol.


Still counting your age year by year then you still got time. Act fast though.




I became a wizard earlier this month. It is what it is. I have my reasons.

Still weird, I thought it'd just be wizards here and said wizards took pride in it. This just feels like some other place.


What would you have done? I don't see anything I could do now (28) that'd make me a norman. Maybe if I win the lottery or something, maybe, but otherwise what is there to do? Kill oneself? You're pretty much stuck if you don't have any friends and jobless. And every job I get I end up quitting for one reason or another so idk…


Nothing too drastic really. I just wanted change of some kind. I was going to the gym regularly for a few years and i was making plans to move out, quit my dead-end job and find something else (probably a different dead-end job). Turning 31 this year and i'm exactly where i was before the pandemic but fatter with a receding hairline and no motivation to make any changes.


out of 10 wizards which would already be rare only 1 or 2 would be isolationist truwiz, this site would better be described as virgins who don't want to give up and be losers


I think you can be happy and wizard if you don't have to interact with normans, essentially if you can achieve true isolation without having to worry about food or basic necessities, otherwise it's just not possible. It has nothing to do with wiz or not, it's just having to deal with things you don't like or stressing about dealing with things you don't like or want. On a daily basis.
idk… I don't want to be a pessimist, this is wiz and not dep, but asking to change my habits now, I feel would be like pulling a random norman off the streets and telling them to be a ufc fighter, you have to train to be a ufc fighter from 4/6 years old. In the same way unless your a norman at 4/6 years (maybe if you make changes at 17/18) old you're not going to be a norman at 28 or 31… I don't want to say it's impossible, it's very very unlikely. I personally feel my health deteriorating and am just hoping I die soon… I don't have the courage to kill myself but I don't see how things can get better…


It wasn't really about 'becoming norman', just a wanted to have some independence, not feel like a victim of circumstance and feel like i'm living my life on my own terms (even if that life is still ultimately shit). Unfortunately that old wizdom of it being harder to get up after you've had a fall when you're older doesn't just apply to a man physically. I want to say something encouraging to you but i'm really struggling here lol. I guess all we can do is hang in there and hope we can carve out some form of happiness eventually.


What's definition of being a wizard? A virgin, WHO is at least 30 years old? Look, for me not having sexual intercourse is very easy, coś i dont find sexual intercourse as something pleasureable. So?


>i dont find sexual intercourse as something pleasureable
How do you know?


Because i ve never fapped to sexual intercourse in my life. If i would found that pleasureable i would Fap. That's easy. So, who am i?


If you’re not virgin then fuck off.


Do you understand a word I said before? Havent I made myself clear?

If you dont understand, I ' ll repeat it once again - I m a virgin, who is almost 30 years old, but also I m a person who dont want to watch neither fap to sexual intercourse because I find it asexual.


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Im counting on this sweety to take care of me in old age


I recently turned 28 and don't feel like I've wasted my life. I don't desire to be normal.


last night I had a dream strongly featuring this model of shotgun.


That is so fucking accurate. I've also noticed that once I hit my late twenties people stopped having patience for me when I would make mistakes or not have a certain life skill mastered. In your early 20s you think that you're as fucked as a reject in his 30s, but people assume nothing when you're single and doing something by yourself. By your late 20s is when you become the weirdo loner and it only gets worse by your 30s.


Happy birthday dear wiz.

Have some tendies on me.


good thread. i love u wizzie. have a good life.


You sound paranoid. I bet most people don't care about you at all, no offense.


don't forget companies won't hire you as you hit 30: many job offers go up to only 28 years old


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30 today, pizza, Coca-Cola, cakes. The same dream as in the past with the unpleasant aspects. Again teleportation with a particular feeling.

It was probably the second time I had a ring with a crystal on my finger to help with it. The only magic so far.




You know what's magic? Buy a disposable pot because first of all fuck everything and especially fuck cleaning out the popcorn pot EVER. It's not even an ablative coating. It could protect the space shuttle from space dust. Not even pocket sand has a chance.

But get some clarified coconut oil and mix that 50/50 with some butter and toss in a few handfuls of popcorn kernels and throw it on the stove. Mild heat actually works best, and pick up the pot and swirl it a few times along the way (initial swirl should feel like there's some butter and oil they're swirling around in). Wait until it gets down to about one pop a second or so to cut the heat, swirl it again, and let it sit a while. The idea is to not start burning and smoking, but the residual heat will cause some of the reluctant ones to pop.

You may choose to salt prior to the final swirl or so in order to distribute it, since the salting process is difficult if you don't have extra fine salt often sold as… "popcorn salt" :D. And then you will have fresh crispy delicious popcorn as much as you want for pennies on the dollar, and your room will smell just lovely and you'll have it all to yourself because this is the magic of wizardom! Happy wizzing!


Just a few days i’ll be a wizard too


It was age 35 for me. That is when serious health issues first started. First time in my life where I actually felt time was running out.

Me being single has never been a problem, but everyone assumes I am married. When I tell them I am single they say "Oh…" in a way that you know they are internally questioning what is wrong with me. To be fair I used to think the same way when I was young. I just assumed all older people were married, and if they weren't they were a loser or divorced.


dear wizzie, i hope you have a great birthday.

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