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Wizzies, I have intense social anxiety and going outside makes me highly uncomfortable. I feel exposed, like everyone is looking at me (sometimes people do look at me just part of their own curiosity.) But with all this global warming people continue to drive everywhere. Since then I have noticed something amazing:

normies NEED to have a car and drive everywhere. Cars are fucking trash-tier for wizzies:

>tfw not being comfy staying at home

>tfw being safe from auto accidents
>tfw laying onna bed
>tfw bad weather fogs up ur windshield causing u to die
>used to take normies to parties

I am very thankful for global warming legislation. Hell, I hope we can NEVER drive again. This is the most like myself I've felt in years. FUCK normies! and remember to ALWAYS stay home! this post brought to you by the wizard institute.


Why do you avoidants feel the need to push your neuroses on everyone else?


IKR why do these losers pretend that we're all basement-dwelling weirdos like them. FFS imagine trying to get anything useful done without a car, but ofc its not like anyone here has ever been useful amirite fellow wizurds?!!! Fap to anime p**sy all day yea!


it's like you think that anyone who lacks your irrational fears is somehow personally insulting you


I hate cars too wish these death machines would be banned already


Driving cars is fun. You should save a few thousand dollars and buy an old toyota or honda.


I agree with the OP that cars are a pain in the ass as a pedestrian, but what's with that insufferable tone (and shitty video).
Cyclists can be a nuisance too. I think it's speed and the feeling of puissance that comes with it that contribute to making people so mad on the road.



Cars are amazing for wizards, especially those with social anxiety as you have your own space, you are in full control and you can go directly to where you want to go. Another plus is cars can bring you places where no bus or train can bring you, such as an isolated park or beach for some peace and quiet away from all normies. I see a ban on cars as a direct attack on my wizard way of life.


You guys realize this is a parody of >>187137 , right?


>social anxiety
>driving a car
lying normalnigger spotted. Normalfag self diagnose to feel special, you have no social anxiety.


Anxiety is worse when driving because some norm could hit you and then you have to confront them or else get charged with hit and run


I actually am properly diagnosed but that's besides the point, cars are great for me because I don't have to be near other people and their chaos. If you are talking about the anxiety of driving a car, that is different from social anxiety and I don't usually get it as I usually drive during off-peak times and even during busy times it is still okay because people usually follow the same rules and drive properly.

Car crashes are increasingly fewer every year, I've never been in one, haven't seen one for a few years now. Some normie can also hit you on the train. Worse, you are far more likely to have to interact with people and their noise, touch and smells, with fat strangers sitting/standing right beside you and pressing right against you.

Whatever, you lot do you, I love my car and the peace and freedom it brings.


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car barely last 200 years
horse last 9000 years easy
car are you even trying?


>went through driving school
>took lessons from an instructor
>passed the in person exam
>muh diagnosis :(
It's like those party sluts with their "social anxiety".

I can't wait for cars to get banned.


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cars are gay


Whats with having a license that marks a line between whos a normal and who is not?


>normies instead of normalfags
Just why do you disgusting faggots insist on coming here?
I hate and despise idealogues so much.
I am so tired of you and your shit, its biblicaly unreal.
As for topic of thread, public transport is unwizardly without any doubt.


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Cars have sex with each other in the open and it's quite disgusting. Very unwizardly.


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Replace all cars with planes.


It would be cool if public transport was good. Where I live (small town in England) there is a bus every hour that doesn't take you many places. I like my car to drive to the forest to walk (kinda ironic I know)


Crimson Skies IRL


Is this from that mental outlaw video?

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