Besides been a virgin, can you code, hack, sys admin or similar? If the answer is yes, then congratulations you are an actual wizard! (or a warlock)
You are part of a very small minority that know a special language of words of power that can alter reality and give you, potentially, immense power. You can create entire - virtual - words of your own, destroy lives, amass fortunes (just look at ransomware for example) or any other myriad wonders.
If not, disregard females, acquire magic mr heretic.