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 No.193122[Last 50 Posts]

What's your age and your country? Simple as, no hiding question or anything, just what's your age and country? My? I'm 28 years old from Brazil.

 No.193124

69 years old from your mom's pussy

 No.193125

>>193124
Schizo, take your meds.

 No.193126

24 American.

AMA.

 No.193127

just fucking rangeban brazil at this point

 No.193130

>>193129
>16 years old

What the fuck

>>193127

Why the prejudice against my country, bro? Did some Brazilian mugged you or some shit?

 No.193132

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>>193122
Suessydo, 27, aboard Nautilus at anchor off Cyprus
Your orders Heer Rodriguez?

 No.193133

>>193132
>Cyprus

Are you a Turk or a Greek?

 No.193134

>>193133
we are diamond dogs

 No.193136

18 year old brazilian who moved to america. another virgin from a neet discord told me of this site

 No.193137

>>193122
30 y/o brazilian wiz
idk why we are speaking english if this site has barely any united statistians

 No.193138

>>193137
You're a retard and Brazilians in general make the very worst threads and posts on any imageboard I've used where they openly admit what they are. English is the international language, which is why websites with international boards utilize it even when every other board has a different primary language.

 No.193139

29 usa

 No.193140

35 year old brazilian wizard

 No.193141

27 Canada, the hot southern part :(

 No.193142

20 years old
New Zealand

 No.193143

>>193142
are you the guy who made that little robot film?

 No.193144

this is the film i meant. nice to see something with so much effort come out of a chantard again.

 No.193145

22 yo
T*Rkey

 No.193146

wizage+
Fartnited Shits of Assmerica

 No.193147

29 jewSA

 No.193148

>>193138
>getting so butthurt over some random brazilian on the internet

Lmao, learn to relax, nigger.

 No.193149

>>193148
>nooo dont say things i dont like
[reddit spacing]
Lmao, learn to relax, nigger.
>t. Brazileno

 No.193150

>>193148
He got legitimately butthurt over a very stupid thing that brazilian said.

>idk why we are speaking english if this site has barely any united statistians


I mean, what the fuck kind of retardation is that?

 No.193151

>>193150
>united statistian

Kek

 No.193152

29 yo T*rkey . I hate this shithole more than power of thousand stars and economy of it is not the main reason.

>>193145
Aha bir başka T*rk daha.

 No.193153

i read that brazil is the largest country with a pro-american government. but i know nothing about the place. is there some sort of doomed brotherhood or something between the two places im unaware of

 No.193162

122 years old
Transylvania

 No.193166

>>193150
And yet here you are crying that the world doesn't speak your monkey garble butchery of discount Spanish.

 No.193167

brazilians are cool, they know their stuff when it comes to gta mods. they'll play with you and find glitches while crabs try to vote kick, bet the brazilbro will veto it

 No.193168

>>193167
I have lost an uncountable amount of Dota matches because of Brazilians having mental breakdowns due to their mongrel brains short-circuiting. Unsurprising that they are fond of a crime simulator. The shithole should be glassed. No more motherfucking succubus from Ipanema covers.

 No.193169

>>193138
To be fair, this type of Brazillian are a problem at Brazil IBs too, but there the mods lay down the hammer, thus, they go back to Leddit or invade Internacional IBs.

 No.193170

>>193169
> lay down the hammer
what did you mean by this

 No.193171

28 New Zealand

>>193142
I thought I was the only one.

 No.193172

>>193170
he means a b& cuz even brazilians are annoyed by brazilians

 No.193174

>>193136
When I see posts in lower case outside of b, I automatically assume that they made by a teenager.

 No.193175

>>193174
that assumption ironically just makes you a childish idiot

 No.193177

>>193166
I was quoting that brazilian guy you fucking idiot, learn to read.

 No.193178

>>193175
Or a manbaby

 No.193180

26, South Korea

 No.193181

>>193174
what are you trying to prove by capitalizing your sentences? why does it matter?

 No.193184

>site for wizards over 30
>bunch of 20s something kids

What the hell?

 No.193185

>that one guy that got so butthurt because of some stupid random brazilian reply

Lmao

 No.193189

>>193184
wait till you learn that some of them ain't even virgins lmfao

 No.193190

>>193184
This site is made for male virgins over 18 years old. Being 30 years old is just part of the wizard meme.

 No.193205

>>193184
Wizardchan/wizchan/etc. has always been made up of mostly 20 something virgins that come here to larp but eventually start dating single mothers and leave

 No.193208

lol
lmao
i come to this thread and spit in laughter over the "united statistian" bit, that really wasn't intended so apologies anons
>>193169
the troublesome brazilians are too lazy to learn english to properly blend in english memeboards mate
like their broken english will stick out like a sore thumb

 No.193217

>>193122
33, Costa Rica

 No.193218

>>193122
28 years old
From México

 No.193224

29 years old
Poland

 No.193227

>>193205
Thats not gonna be me. I’m gonna be 30 in a few months and continue to be virgin and still gonna visit this site until it closes. I also think some people really kill themselves rather than stopping being virgin.

 No.193241

>>193122
29 years old. Guatemala.

 No.193243

>>193224
I'm 25 y/o. Also from Poland. Ja z Krakowa.

 No.193246

25
uk

thought there'd be a lot more of us

 No.193247

19
india

 No.193248

>>193247
Finally, a carrycel.

 No.193249

>>193248
Currycel*

 No.193250

>bunch of egomaniacs give their details away (for free) for the littlest bit of attention

btw the way OP is not actually an anime succubus that is just picture he/she chose probably a reporter from vice or southern poverty/adl

 No.193251

>>193250
Probably some grad student doing a paper on "Online virgin communities and their demographics".

 No.193252

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>>193251
>>193250
>thinking anyone cares about this shithole site
>calls other egomaniacs

 No.193253

>>193252
big youtubers have named dropped wizchan vice has talked about us etc
It's only a matter of time before someone makes some kind of sensationalist callous video dedicated to the "toxic misogynistic crab losers of wizchan" it won't be pretty

(it would be interesting to have a list of social media types who have mentioned wizchan)

 No.193257

>>193250
>>193251
OP here, I'm not any of thoses things, I'm just a random lurker like you, no hidden agenda, just curiosity;

 No.193259

>>193122
I am 26 and from the UK
I have accepted that I'll become a wizard

 No.193269

so many brazilians on this imageboard

 No.193273

>>193269
they're corny ass mfkers so of course they would be attracted to le epic wizard meme. wouldn't surprise me if they actually think you get magic at 30 lol

 No.193274

>>193269
there really are, and they falseflag all the time. i dont give a shit how old they are but i also suspect they arent as old as they claim. it's just an obvious part of their dumb fucking whine about how the board should suddenly start speaking fagtumonkuese. they get banned everywhere else and start being cancerous here because the mods are sucking fuckers.

 No.193276

>>193273
latin america should be sprayed with antipsychotic drugs tbh

 No.193277

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>>193276
brazil should be sprayed with the same hiv strain as russian but it wont require as much nuance becos lenhos are monkey fuckin idiots!!

 No.193278

>>193243
hello wizpal, I am from the Katowice area. are you NEET?

 No.193279

The irony of a bunch of losers thinking they are better than other losers for being born in a 1st world country. The only reason those losers are here is because they are failed normies, not because they hate normies.

 No.193283

panama gang

 No.193286

>>193279
it's just that a lot of shitposters come from the same places
it's not prejudice, it's empirical knowledge

 No.193290

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I'm from Russia.

 No.193292

>>193290
your simple post reminds me of this

 No.193294

Thanks guys this data will be great for my demographics section of the wizchan article I'm writing, you've all been so eager to tell me about yourselves!

 No.193295

>>193294
you can ignore my response because i am done being constructive here. add a few gaytopia entries to cover mods.

 No.193296

>>193278
I've been a NEET on and off in the last 5 years. I am currently enrolled at a university, but I don't know how long I will last there.

I've also done some freelance work, so I don't know if you can call that NEET. Never been formally employed though.

 No.193298

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>>193294
don't forget about nambian wizards

 No.193299

>>193296
I've been neet for 15 years

 No.193303

>>193299
Don't know if you're the person I've been talking to? That would make it 29-15=14. So that would mean you've been out of school since 14? That's crazy.

 No.193304

>>193296
gotta love these "im a neet in between two jobs teehee" posts

 No.193309

21, Ingurland

 No.193314

>>193122
26, Guatemala.

 No.193323

36, Netherlands.

No other Dutchies here?

 No.193325

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>>193323
*surrounds the hague*

 No.193327

24, France.

 No.193329

20 Colombia.

 No.193330

30 Ukraine

 No.193333

30, Luhansk People's Republic

 No.193334

>>193333
>>193330
Wizard warfare

 No.193338

Brazilbros

Where're you at?

28, Brazil

 No.193339

>>193338
why do you care? brazilians are such cancer

 No.193340

>>193339
pissbaby is pissed off because brazilians, booo hooo

 No.193345

>>193339
Still butthurt, bro? Just learn to relax a little, bro.

 No.193347

>>193340
>>193345
thanks for proving our point, per usual. stay classy, brazil.

 No.193353

>>193347
>just one random brazilian dude is somehow representative of all brazilian wizards

Typical low IQ move.

 No.193354

>>193353
Well, not much Iq is needed to actually understand that miscegenation is bad for people when actually get redpill bout it

 No.193355

>>193353
im sure the good-mannered brazilian wizards will show up any moment now

 No.193379

29

Argentina

 No.193385

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>>193122
22 years old. From Morocco.

 No.193402

>>193184
>site for wizards over 30
>bunch of 20s something kids

>What the hell?

My thought exactly reading this thread. It's over. Wizchan is dead, became the thing it sought to escape. Only a handful of actual Wizards (and even then, it's not as if they actually are virgins).

I guess a userbase of aging at-risk suicidals isn't self-sustainable after all.

 No.193403

どうも、三十歳 、 濠太剌利人です。 よろしくお願いします 。 

 No.193406

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>>193403
>よろしくお願いします
幸会幸会小小

 No.193407

30, Croatia
neet for 12 years

 No.193409

>>193122
18, Brazil.

 No.193410

Unironicly Bosnia at 24

 No.193411

>>193410
đes ba šta ima?

 No.193418

>>193385
>Muzzie wizard

I thought that all Muslim got an arrange marriage, like a random cousin to marry.

 No.193419

22 Italy

 No.193421

24, Italy.

 No.193423

>>193411
neš jebat

 No.193425

32 United Kingdom

 No.193446

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 No.193454

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>>193446
But memes aside, I am personally irreligious. Although, most my family members are. I am a NEET-Hikikomori, My mother often bothers me when she preaches me to follow the crowd and get a job and some partner. But, alas. I just keep ignoring her. I was not built for the normalfags life-style.

 No.193508

>>193122
20, u.s
>>193134
i love that song

 No.193514

29
philippines

 No.193518

>>193454
I got respect for people rejecting the lifestyle in cultures where parents are twice as obnoxious about marriage as here.

 No.193522

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>>193518
Cheers, Western-Wizfren

 No.193523

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25, Hungary. I only care about my country because I happened to born here. Otherwise if I wouldn't be living here? Fuck this place, nuke it with its family-oriented normalfag christian/neo-con value system. I just want NEETbux but unlikely since the people leading this country are "anti-Robin Hoods", they take away from those who barely have anything and give everything to people who are already well-off, rich or successful and/or to young normals who are planning on having lots of normalfag babies. Anti-wizardly country. I'm waiting for the day when our shithead leaders will bring back mandatory military service and I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with a bachelor tax or NEET-tax one day either, seeing how they try to imitate Turkey, Russia, China, Belarus and other "fine, wiz-friendly" places.

 No.193525

>>193523
I wish there was right wing party that is culturally conservative and is pro-NEETbux at the same. basically gives NEETbux while also being anti-mass migration.

 No.193529

26, The Netherlands

 No.193530

>>193525
Right-wingers hate the poor, regardless of their race, as much if not more as they hate migrants so it's not going to happen.

 No.193532

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>>193530
Sadly. that is true.

 No.193533

>>193525
>>193530
What we learned from the Night of The Long Knives and how Hitler silenced Strasserism at the first chance he got is that you should never, never trust right-wingers when it comes to social justice, wealth redistribution and taking care of the poor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strasserism

 No.193560

>>193122
68. Donetsk People's Republic.

 No.193561

>>193122
22, Philippines

 No.194258

>>193523
Orban is the savior of the white race.

 No.194268

Level 32 mexican wizard.

 No.194269

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21 from MadMax Land

 No.194273

>>194258
Yes, the savior of white normals and their values.

 No.194277

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>>194273
I rather live in a normalfag white world then a non white wizardy world. Just me being honest.

 No.194279

>>194277
Normalfags have spirit of coloreds.

 No.194280

19, England.

 No.194288

>>194277
Normgroids are literal niggers with white skin
They are not human, so i am not sure why do you want live with them.

 No.194299

27 Italy.

 No.194307

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>>194297
I was just joking, I am not even white to begin with.

 No.194336

>>194277
As a non white wizard living in the third world, I agree with you. At least in the first world you get autismbux that you can spend buying hentai figurines. In the third world you get nothing and everyone is a turbo normie.

 No.194345

>>194277
>>194336

Whites are the least wizardly race, though. They are obsessed with calvinist work ethic (anti-NEET) and place much emphasis on traditional family values (procreation and marrying). Also they want to live "properly" and care a great deal about what others think of them. While nonwhites hate wageslaving, only care about their own relatives, hate society in a larger scale and don't conform to mainstream norms and ethics. If you ask me, whites are the most normalfag race.

 No.194346

>>194345
> If you ask me
Hmm, I don’t recall doing that.

 No.194350

lmao Anti /pol/ meta burger is race baiting in this thread

 No.194352

>>193175
It may be immature to outright assume that, however, it's undeniable many zoomers avoid capitalisation and punctuation like the plague. So whenever someone types in full lowercase, without punctuation, to boot, it's more likely to be a zoomer (not necessarily a teenager, can be a 20 years old guy too).

 No.194355

>>194352
Zoomers are all phoneposters with auto correct so I find it unlikely they would lack capitalization.

 No.194368

>>194345
>They are obsessed with calvinist work ethic (anti-NEET) and place much emphasis on traditional family values (procreation and marrying). Also they want to live "properly" and care a great deal about what others think of them
So did the Japanese and they basically invented NEETdom and Shut-in hikikkomori wizardly lifestyle.

 No.194408

>>194368
NEETdom and shut-in COUNTER-CULTURE is a reaction against traditional value obsessed japanese society. Japanese society is one of the most conservative and therefore normalfag controlled cultures in the world. Of course wizardly types in Japan had enough of this shit eventually and decided to live differently. However, that doesn't mean japanese mainstream culture is neet or hikki friendly. Most people look down on neets and hikkis in Japan with disgust.

 No.194410

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 No.194492

>>193247
>HELLO SIR!
>>193252
Never underestimated the levels of paranoia.
>>193253
That is actually a swell idea Timmy!
Here you go the first: ABC News, they made a piece of ~25 minutes, talked about 4chan mainly and mentioned wizchan.

 No.194532

>>193122
35

Indonesia.

 No.194538

26
United States

 No.194552

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>>193385
I am Iberian, and I hate your kind with every single bit of my being, inbreed mutts.

 No.194553

34
Russia

 No.194557

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>>194552
Go back to /pol/.

 No.194562

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32yo Australian virgin fresh outta the gulag. Wasted my late teens-20s being insecure and fell into crippling porn addiction.

Honestly the people I met in the gulag were more positive and productive than the normies I have to deal with now irl. And I'm finding coming back to imageboards depressing because of the all pervasive negativity.

Another thing that changed was how strict the internet has become. Wtf happened in the past 4 years that caused 90% of the internet to disappear?

 No.194567

24 from Pakistan

 No.194912

31 Brazil

 No.194926

>>194912
Ah, a fellow brazilian, and a true wizard also, so, how's life, my fellow tropical wizard?

 No.194927

>>194912
Just gaming and chilling

 No.194931

>>194562
Whats a gulag?

 No.194933

>>194931
Communist death camp (Australian wrongthink prison)

 No.194934

>>194933
Don't you mean australian prison?

 No.194935

>>194934
The only think illegal in Australia these days is having thoughts and opinions that the government doesn't share, so all Aussie prisons are wrongthink prisons.

 No.194936

>government disagrees with me on social media
wow you westerners are literally oppressed, you've reached the peak of injustice and human torment.
come on man those are first world problems what the hell?

where I was born after the civil war the soldiers now face daily shootouts with organized crime for who knows how many decades now, the old communist parties formed a coalition and have been supplying the gangs with old soviet anti tank weapons which they use against the soldiers :/

those living in the (mostly) safe gates inside the west should count their blessings, your countries have solid plumbing foundations second only to japan. running power and water, safe highways for logistics and all these things you take for granted.

 No.194937

>>194936
USA has a larger prison population, not even per capita but by the raw numbers, than the largest breeder den. Just because you gild the turd doesn't mean it's going to taste any better.

 No.194939

sorry wizzies, wasn't trying to say any unfair interactions/encounters you've had with crabs is null but you have wang shi tong's library at your fingertips (also called the internet if you are amish) and that's the safest place for a dystopian mouse right now.

 No.194943

>>194939
>muh dystopia

Just stop, schizo.

 No.194968

>>193523
This is what racist tradcon /pol/tards like >>194258 leave out - eastern euro countries are actually more misandric than the west (all the things you're talking about only actually effect men) and the hivemind of male "disposability" and female worship is all the more default, but that suits these strongman posturing tradcon faggots because as long as they have them and theirs everyone else can go die (literally - just look at ukraine). Left or right wing doesn't matter, both are equally hostile to the wiz phenotype.

 No.194974

>>194968
How is the weather in Tel aviv?

 No.194975

>>194968
I just considered it to be sarcasm. I've seen that exact phrase, and phrases like it, quite a few times like now.
>Putin is the saviour of the white race
>China is the leader of the free world
Who knows, people probably do post this shit unironically. I'm not sure it started out as a joke or actual shilling either. I can see the possibility that naive poltards really want to believe the grass is greener elsewhere and are hopeful that someone else will fix their lives, but it really sounds so goofy and cliche at this point that I consider it a deliberate joke whenever I see it now.

 No.194978

>>193122
18. Ecuador

 No.194979

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>>193522
Basé Umineko posteur.
Je n'ai jamais lu que Higurashi et Umineko mais je vais profiter du confinement pour en lire d'autres.

 No.194981

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>>194979
Bon goût.

 No.194982

31
Germany

 No.194983

>>194982
WINTER IS COMING

 No.194984

>>194983
Fine by me. The state pays my rent and gas bills.

 No.194997

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18 honduras

 No.195007

>>194997
Literally, where's that?

 No.195009

>>195007
Can't you just use Jewgle?

 No.195012

>>195010
ah yes, because the education system "failed" him by omitting all those honduran geniuses and all that the people of honduras did for the world

 No.195013

>>195012
Spic/Caribbean shithole #46

 No.195032

26, arizona. it is fucked as fuck here. i feel like i would have the exact same experience living in a brazil favela with how fucked arizona has become. i eat at the homeless shelter because im so poor and theyre greedy with the autism bucks, and just last night i walked to the gas station to buy a drink, and i couldn't go in because of the niggers outside. i just kept walking by and went home.

 No.195045

>>193325
>>193323
*the hague*

DEN HAGUE

DEEEHEN HAAG

 No.195048

Just turned 18 been here since 20k12
from Apezil

 No.195052

Try to keep political shitflinging in the politics thread. Civil geopolitical discussion is fine but calling someone a seething /pol/nigger schizo contributes nothing.

 No.195053

>>195048
>8 y/o wizkid
You must have seen and read things no child ever has

 No.195061

>>195052
we dont want the poltards to feel unwelcome here do we?

 No.195062

>>193122
36yo wiz from poland

 No.195065

Brazil is the most powerful country on earth

 No.195067

>>195065
That's not how you spell U.S.A, bro.

 No.195071


 No.195073

>>195065
Most the GDP comes from white majority regions.

 No.195091

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28 Panama.

Third-world wizards unite.

 No.195093

26

Iranian born and living in Australia.

 No.195107

25, Ukraine. Yeah, it's bad.

 No.195108

>>195107
Ever tried leaving the country with the rapefugee status?

 No.195110

18 Peru

 No.195112

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26 y/o Mexico.

 No.195120

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 No.195122

>>193122
>>193136
>>193137
>>193140
>>193338
>>193409
>>194912
>>194926
Brazilian Dick is the Best Meat South of the Equator
If you haven’t yet tried Brazilian dick, get your sweet ass to Rio immediately. It’s a pretty well-known fact that Brazil is chock-full of beautiful people with beautiful Brazilian butts, too. Brazilians walk around all the time looking like a damn Instagram filter with a natural light ring.

Since I’m a wizzie though, you know this post is going to be about dicks. If Brazilian men are amazing, their dicks are even better.
Brazil is #2 on the list of penis size by nationality, average penis size is 6.3 inches. That means that the average Brazilian dick is larger than the average dick in general. May the odds be ever in your favor, wizzies. I don’t know any succubus who doesn’t harbor some clandestine fantasy about being swept off her feet by a Brazilian lover and jostled away into a life that would shame a telenovela. This, specifically, is where Brazilian dick trumps Jamaican dick, Moroccan dick, Mexican penis, Indian penis, and Chinese dick — combined.

Of all the dicks on the dick spectrum, Brazilian dick is the best.

Brazilian men are also way more comfortable in speedos. Even on a regular old boring beach you can still get a healthy eye-full of Brazilian dick. Just wear sunglasses so you don’t look like a totes perv.

Brazilian men have rhythm. As anyone can tell you, men that are good at dancing are normally good in bed, too. This goes double for Latinx men. And triple for Brazilians.

Brazilian men have passion. Brazilian men are well-known for being passionate. This also extends to the bedroom (get your adult rocking beds here). So if you are tired of bland generic white guys (not Italian penis though, that dick is great) what ride you like a Citibike over a pothole-ridden boulevard in Detroit, give a Brazilian dick a try.

Brazil is fucking gorgeous.It’s been on my traveling bucket list since I was in grade school. And the only thing better than visiting Brazil, would be to have a Brazilian dick inside you, whilst visiting Brazil.

 No.195123

18, Brazil

 No.195125

>>195122
Nigga U gay?

 No.195132

18 Bolivia

 No.195135

18 anos
Colombia

 No.195147

30 añitos checoslovaquia

 No.195158

>>195132
>>195135
>all those young pendejos

 No.195160

>>195158
It's just somebody samefagging for the joke, or at least this is >>195147

 No.195162

>>193122
26, Ukraine

 No.195163

>>195108
>25yo
>Male
>Leaving Ukraine

Lol

 No.195164

>>195163
Yes, all the Ukrainian rapefugees in Europe are succubi and children.

 No.195171

25 year old Turk, I can't leave this fucking shithole

 No.195175

35, Colombia.

 No.195186

>>195108
I would like to. Always wanted to migrate to some anglo country. With all their many flaws, at least I wouldn't have to survive on 100$ a month, like some negro.
However, as >>195163 said, it is impossible.
I'm trying to be stoic about this shit that has been going on, but some part of me is rather dissatisfied at the injustice - succubi are allowed to leave whenever they want, whatever country they want. They will be coddled, pampered, taken care of by the nanny states, while me and ukrainian men must stay put, wait for their deaths. Literally have to dodge the military people that catch losers on the streets and give them mobilization notices. No jobs here, no prospects. Winter is going to be bad.
Sorry for sperging wizards, i'm just tired of it all.

 No.195187

>>195186
Sorry life has been so hard for you. I have nothing I can offer you. I can only hope your fortune improves.

 No.195194

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 No.195196

>>195186
succubi have it so easy mode in everything yet there is feminism in everywhere. Fuck the injustice in this world seriously.

 No.195249

>>195194
go back to /pol/ retard you ruined the thread with your underage meme posts

 No.195250

>>195249
I don't know why he posted that picture but sandnigger "refugees" are really some of the dumbest people on this planet, I've never saw so much retard behaviour from anyone else, they are truly subhuman. Also there are a lot of lefty posters in this thread as well so you might as well tell them to fuck off.

 No.195272

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>>195250
Do you have any anecdotal stories to tell⁇
Since you are in an international thread, might as well entertain us with some of these.

 No.195273

18, Guatemala

 No.195276

36 y/o Greece. this place is a crumbling shithole. I barely have the money to pay for something like Spotify or Netflix Subscriptions

 No.195277

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>>195276
You only had to listen

 No.195283

22 Colombian

Yeah, I am from the cocaine narcountry, I am a wizard, but I cosidered myself as a loser, in this country females are very promiscuous, all my closed friend were able to have sex, and me.. Well! that's why I am here.

 No.195287


 No.195288

>>195283
Are you a Catholic by any chance?

 No.195293

>>195276
Bruh, IAM born in some Siberian concrete shithole, shut up alread, I will give anything to live in somewhere like Greece

 No.195303

>>195283

>I am a wizard


A wizard is a virgin over 30 y.o.

 No.195304

Brazil, 18

 No.195306

18, Argentina

 No.195307

>>195293
Not that anon but I always wanted to live in Siberia. I love the snow and Siberia sounds comfy I wish I did born as Russian in Siberia.

 No.195308

>>195307
there's other places with snow that aren't hell on earth

 No.195310

>>195307
Everything looks well and good for oversheltered-westerners.

 No.195314

Albania 29

 No.195319

>all those 18 years old kids

Plenty of time to change the ship's course, IF you TRULY want it.

After 25, stuff gets harder

 No.195320

all of the sudden wizchan has 200 users who mysteriously are absent on friday nights, yeah right lol

 No.195321

>>195320
Maybe a lot of them are just lurkers like me. I am one because of poor English skill, mostly.

 No.195324

20, Brazil.

>>195283
I can relate with this feeling, but all my "close friends" are virgins as well, they are 19, 22 and 24 y/o. This help me to cope. But I know they will not remain like this for so long. By the way, the promiscuity of my country makes me deny sex.

 No.195330

>>193122
>age
31 year old
>country
Brazil

 No.195342


 No.195345

>>195330
>>195330
Are you well off somehow?

 No.195347

30, Venezuela.
However, I rarely post here.

 No.195348

32 Bangladesh

 No.195351

>>195319
That's just me. I'm not even from LatAm just find it funny

 No.195352

>>195348
>Bangladesh
Are you okay? How is life?

 No.195355

21, USA

 No.195372

99, Amogus

 No.195374

>>195347
Hey, I'm 34 from Venezuela too.

 No.195376

18, Honduras

 No.195378

24, Kashmiri living in England.

 No.195380

>>193122
32 Canada

 No.195381

>>195378
Why are you in Europe, Europe is for Christians.

 No.195388

21 India

 No.195390

>>195186
You're not "sperging" because you're entirely justified to be angry at the obvious double standards inherent to gender relations - z*lensky is an androcidal scumbag.

 No.195391

>>195390
The reason it's an easy decision for Zelensky to send Ukrainians to their deaths is he's not Ukrainian

 No.195393

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>>195381
Yep, like those.

 No.195398

35 italy

 No.195399

22 paraguay

 No.195403

>>195391
No it's because like every other man he's male hostile and doesn't mind sending fellow men to die as long as he can sit in his ivory tower and larp as a strongman.

 No.195409

18, Brazil, but living in Russia

 No.195411

>>195409
How did you get to Russia? Are your parents half russian? Or they were rich enough to get out from Brazil and they choose Russia? If you're black brazilian or half black are you treated badly there?
In 2022 year there are sanctions over Russia, are these sanctions making your life worse?

 No.195414

all these "age, country" posters are lying bastards fishing for a mod to call their bs
why would you willingly post that info, who cares?

 No.195415

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 No.195419

>>195414
Data mining is real

 No.195434

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>>193122
25 yo
México

 No.195435

>>195434
basado y rojoempastillado

 No.195443

>>195374
I didn't expecte to find another Venezuelan wizard here. On the other hand, I think I've came across a few virgin compatriot in dome Spanish speaker IBs.

 No.195446

19 Yo
Paragay

 No.195459

19 brazil, community college in america

 No.195460

I am 23 years old from Paraguay

 No.195461

27 years old
Iran

 No.195480

33 Canada

 No.195494

Where's my Brazilian gang at?

 No.195519

>>195434
31 YO from Colombia
fuck me right?

 No.195520

18 United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

 No.195525

20, Ukraine

 No.195541

30 yo, Gotham City.

 No.195548

>>193122
23 years old from Meméxico. I'm not special, just another retard who hates his country

 No.195549

>>195434
Ya te vi, Loan.

 No.195552

25, Philippines.
>>193561
>>193514
'Sup mga dipota

 No.195578

>>195549
>>195548
>>195434
Mexico mentioned

 No.195579

26, Indonesia.

 No.195623

This place is filled with shitskins.

 No.195626

23. Netherlands

 No.195640

>95% of the userbase is below 30 years old

So, real wizards are a just a legend around this parts.

 No.195644

18, Brazil

 No.195645

Brazil 18

 No.195646

Braz1 Zil8

 No.195649

18 anitos Brazilia

 No.195670

18 Brazzers

 No.195673

18 anõs Brazilia wizard oldfag from r9k

 No.195705

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 No.195709

>>195705
Supossed brazilian trolls are at full force.

 No.195714

29 years old, Syria.
I spent about half of 2011 being a complete NEET because school sort of stopped at that time ( given all what was happening in my country). I would spend all day playing vidya. NES,SEGA Genesis,PS2,PC you name it I had it ( well I kinda of shared all of that stuff with my brother except the PC but still ). I would stay up all night on my PC with the lights off because there were lots of snipers around at that time. playing CS: source with real life combat sfx in the background was fun as hell but also somewhat confusing.
honestly these were some of the comfiest moments of my life for some reason even tho I was completely aware of the life threatening dangers we were in back then. I simply didn't care. but right now even though everything feels safer than ever. I feel like shit. probably because of a not-so-good financial situation right now compared to that 10 years.

 No.195761

>>193122
27, South Africa


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