>>215431I am not a troll.
I find it sad to think that people think I am a troll. I have been banned from numerous communities in the past, all under the mistaken assumption that I am some sort of bizarre troll trying to stir up trouble. But I am not such a person.
You see, I had dreams of becoming a biochemist. I wanted to work on curing cancer and aging. I wanted to be the guy in the white lab coat holding a pipette in his hand while loading buffer solutions into the gel electrophoresis tanks. I wanted to wake up every morning knowing that each day spent at the lab would be one more step towards freeing man from the confines of his biology. But in 2013, my dreams were cruelly snatched away from me by the University of Otago administration:
https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/man-confetti-bombed-uni-toiletsSo I moved onto Plan B, which was to win the Powerball jackpot with the help of God so that I can become a "gentleman scientist" and build my own lab and thus pursue my dreams outside of (but in parallel with) the traditional academic system. I had earlier bought my first lottery ticket in June 2011 when the jackpot was a "must be won" $35 million which ended up being a dud but now that I had been kicked out of college, my efforts went into overdrive. I was buying lotto tickets left right and center. Yet fast forward to 2021 and every ticket for the past ten years has resulted in a dud.
I also prayed to God to be sent back to 2009, so that I can purchase Bitcoin at a few cents each (or mine my own) and in effect, get the same result as a lottery win. But every time I woke up, I would find myself in the then-present year.
In other words, despite all of my efforts, there has been no response from God. So I decided I had enough and crafted my Request for Transferral of Omnipotence which is an offer that still remains open to this day (God, if you are reading this then please re-consider it). I believe that God is doing a terrible job at being God, and I would like to step up to the role of becoming God. Unlike the modern God, I would not be an absentee God. Instead, I would be proactive in ensuring the happiness and healthiness of mankind and all the creatures of the world. Given that rates of religiosity are declining throughout the Western world and more and more people are turning towards atheism, it's obvious that God's current approach is not working.
In fact, God had the chance to create a renaissance of Christendom that was practically given to him on a silver platter by simply waking Olive Alayne Heiligenthal up in late 2019 but he fucked that one up too (just like the way he fucked up all of my prayers).
Currently I am working on attempts to communicate with God via electromagnetic means. According to Erich von Daniken, God isn't actually "God" but instead an extraterrestrial with godlike powers (cue Arthur C. Clarke's quote about a sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic). While von Daniken posits rather stable extraterrestrial civilizations technology-wise, I believe that post-singularitarian alien civilizations have access to time travel (and thus nearly unlimited computing power) and as a result, live in a state where technological progress is measured in literal picoseconds. However, our Universe is set up in a way that according to Einstein's theory of relativity, both having mass and velocity result in a sort of (minuscule) time dilation effect which would put any "rebellious" components of these superintelligent alien civilizations that attempted to make their presence known in our Universe at a significant competitive disadvantage. This is also my personal explanation for the Fermi paradox.
Thus my hope is that any post-singularitian God has not fallen into this "trap" and he is somewhere out there listening to us. Because of this, I am researching Steven M. Greer's CE5 protocols, which might be helpful for communicating with such a God. There are also philosophers like Carl Sagan and Terry Davis who have proposed that the mind of God might be ascertained by exploring the nature of entropy such as the kind found in the digits of Pi or from random numbers generators.
Finally, there is also the simulation hypothesis to consider. The idea is pretty straightforward. Basically, if you're playing a game of The Sims and one of your sims is constantly bugging you with messages about something that they want done, then there's a chance that you might eventually relent and respond, even if you normally follow a pretty neglectful style of gameplay. Eventually one of those messages could be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Likewise, eventually one of my prayers could be the straw that breaks God's back. By proliferating these prayers into our cosmos, I hope to become that sim that changed God's mind.
So anyway, I hope this explanation is enough to solve this "mystery" and show that I am not a troll. I can understand why bumping into one of my prayers without the context behind it might give the impression that I am trolling though, so apologies for that.