/wiz/ - Wizardry

>>225568
The joke was, the purple-haired succubus on the op-pic (named Patchouli Knowledge) is known for keeping her familiar named Koakuma around. Various fan works hint Koakuma is a summoned succubus qua succubus, although works where Koakuma is an incubus also exist. This ostensibly makes Patchouli unfit for Wizardchan.

also 30 year old here
for me this feels like the beginning of the end, well at least I wasn't a normie

>>224502
Congratulations wiz. I still have two years until I get my powers but if the past decade is any indication, that time will pass in the blink of an eye. I also don't feel like it is a bad thing necessarily. Mainly because I have no idea what a different life would even look like for me, even when I was a teen I knew this was my path. Enjoy your powers

congrat OP. I'm 29 today

>>228878
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday my favorite wizard,
Happy birthday to you!

Now, time to make a wish. What do you wish for this year? Some peace of mind? To achieve something?

>>228677
>and wait 20years
>what worked in past will work in the future!
The way the world is going, twenty years from now your index fund won't be worth shit.
Maybe buy defense-industry stocks.
A new world war seems to be on the menu, so Lockheed and Raytheon will surely be profitable.

>>228786
This is unironically good advice. AI itself cannot create gunpowder or explosive materials. These companies will be ultra relevant just like food producers.

>>228628
80% Blind Luck
I grew up in a trailer park, my dream of success was to live in a city and work in a big office with a shirt and tie.

I did that, it was fine, got boring and expensive, so I live in a small village now instead. Very seriously i'm starting to think it would be more cost effective from an ROI perspective to move to a trailer park.

Some dreams were installed in you through advertising; conditioning even. Others are - I think - subconscious signals for things you would like to try/experience one time.

My dreams - outside of work - were to eat enough food, read good fiction books and nap whenever I wanted; because living in a precarious environment where wild work shifts and home instability prevented any of that from happening made them so much more appealing.

All this to say, bad luck getting difficult dreams and bad luck getting dealt a hand that can't achieve them; some people get luckier.

Because you can do everything right and still lose, and do everything wrong and win because someone else lost and you were in the right place at the right time.

>>228648
Unfortunately, when I was in the right place and the right time in crypto, some special kind of fear over getting doxxed/framed/looneybinned over money kicked in. Even my memory decided to wipe away the name of the crypto forum.


Years later, I realized Bitcointalk is *the* forum I was at.

>>228786
This but bet against the US

I hate when they feel welcome and feel they're at home, yeah I'm talking about normalfags on 4chan. if you tell them to fuck off, they'll insult you and use their I'm white therefore I belong here card, I hate them

I hate when they feel welcome and feel they're at home, yeah I'm talking about normalfags on 4chad. if you tell them to fuck off, they'll insult you and use their I'm white therefore I belong here card, you can't tell them nothing

>>228796
>Teachers are not there to look good or entertain you
And the students aren't there to stroke the teacher's ego. If 90% of the students are snoring or lose focus when the teacher holds lecture. The teacher should just accept that he sucks and not bitch about feeling disrespected.

>>228799
Teachers are authority figures. You know what happens when you grow up and refuse to kiss ass as an adult right? Let teachers bitch. Nobody respects them especially not parents with children who can do no wrong.

>>228800
The problem I ran into was wanting to trying to jump through the hoops and play the game, only to still get treated like shit, so I stopped caring. All of the social norms for society that they tried to drill into us in school I ignored since I saw no point. And now in adulthood the ass kissers get their guilded cages like the loyal slaves that they are while the sociopathic morons actually get ahead through nepotism. Same thing with school, I tried to conform but was rejected by my peers and also punished for not following the pointless directions over time, while the same asshole students who disrupted class could get away with anything due to nepotism.

Core is sensationalism.
If a foid replacement is higher in sensation, it will remove the lesser.

>>228853
These autistic companies don't understand it's not about a mechanical performance. It's about an actual living human succubus actually desiring you.

Until the bot can replicate that, it's just a humorous curiosity.

>>228866
Ironically you have to be autistic in the first place to think a chatbot is replicating a living being wanting you romantically, no matter how sophisticated the lookup table might get.

yeah

I wish I had a sexbot so I could exclusively treat it like an Edwardian housemaid down to the garb and strict social protocol. The servant's quarters/recharging station would be an alcove in the attic. I wouldn't trust it near the kitchen for anything but monitored cleaning, and it would only be allowed in the bathroom to clean the grout with a cat toothbrush. I'd smack its face with a cheap flyswatter as punishment so it's demeaning.
The less pretense of personality or free will it has, the better.

>>228804
huuuh but why are you here mister lainon?

>>228773
Moroccans in my country are infamous for dealing drugs and other criminal activity. It doesn't surprise me their country is a shithole.

>>228854
Low IQ coupled with aggression always leads to violent crime or drug dealing.

You look at immigrants like the Chinese, they work 16 hours a day in their own business, they put their second gen children into elite schools, they sacrifice their own life for their kids and grandkids to climb the social ladder.

It all comes down to predisposition and genetics. Some people are dumber and more violent than others genetically.

>>228860
That's why they're far more insidious. If all you had to deal with was low IQ, aggressive niggers, you'd still be in fine shape.

>>228860
It doesn't really matter, high civ people like asians and whites just move once these people start dominating the neighbourhood

>>228503
Yeah, it was pretty crabish post. But the fact is the fact.

>>228504
>But the fact is the fact.
It doesn't matter if it's factual or not. You could be speaking out of your ass or you could be posting peer-reviewed statistics. You could be defending succubi or calling for their bloody murder. What's wrong with the post is that this is the only place on the internet where you're supposed to disregard them as a whole. Can men not have one place on the internet to talk about things without sex-obsessed outsiders coming in to post about "top 10 reasons I love succubi" and "All succubi are shallow whores and why that makes my PP sad"?

>>227944
I don't know if you're still here OP, but I'll put my two cents in: We both know that there's no chance that they'd understand your real stance on the matter, even if you did have the time to explain it. Therefore the only goal is to make them stop but not to dismiss them, so as to not hurt their feelings.

What you can say is this: "I appreciate you looking out for me; I'd like to navigate this myself, if you don't mind." or the adequate normal-speak equivalent thereof.

>>228030 is going to call this outrageous because we know by experience that following through with their "help" would only make things worse.

However the key word is "we;" normies like the people that try to get you to "befriend females" can't imagine things going wrong because that's not their experience - you simply do not share the same reality in these matters. They aren't privy to the things >>228030 described.

What I assume >>228023 meant, is that it's the intent that you should be thankful for. They do that because they care about you and are concerned. Keep that in mind, when phrasing your response. It'll go a long way.

>>228500
Oh wow, you know so much about succubi. Sounds like you're… experienced with them, aren't you, Mr. Crabs?

My mom's oddly perceptive and realized my disinterest earlier than I did, though she assumed I was gay. I respect her enough to be truthful. She initially was sad about no grandkids and worried I'd been molested at some point but she's accepted I'm naturally a mental mutant in different ways than her. The older she gets the more she's glad she has a 24/7 quasimodo butler who enjoys 80% of the media she does.
So, if you decide to be truthful, try reframing it along those lines. Emphasize you telling her the truth is you wanting to be honest out of respect for all she's done as a mother. Female relatives are more accepting of family freaks if they think you respect them as equals.

>>228763
Sure, this shitty illness is hell (and similar conditions or even just symptoms by themselves) so if anyone can find some solace in my posts or at least finds them interesting then that’s cool with me, not like I have anything better to do anyways, first I’ll admit I’m not currently officially diagnosed but not due to a lack of trying, I’ve been trying to find what’s wrong with me for a good chunk of time now and sadly despite my various treatment periods with professionals (psychologists and psychiatrists) they always refuse to diagnose because “we should focus on treating symptoms” it’s a noble way of seeing it as some people can actually be worse if given a diagnosis but that’s not my case so it’s just annoying, anyways that could be different where you live or at least there might be someone specialized in PD’s maybe even Szpd specifically, with that little thing out of the way.

Anyways I suppose now I’ll talk about my own experience as someone who obviously has this shit since that’s probably what interests you, honestly this probably developed during my teenage years due to trauma, the generic things you know, the economy of my country went to crap so my largely “middle-class” life crashed down as we descended into almost poverty, my parents would fight constantly and sometimes badly, I had no escape, life felt meaningless, school felt meaningless, I started masking my pain away (dissociation and derealization kind of) while on school because I didn’t want people to know my home issues etc, due to all of that and more I developed a depression (like I mentioned in my previous post) and while I didn’t realize when I was younger I started developing some symptoms/traits of Szpd, so my depression (what for years I saw as my only issue) developed concurrently with the disorder or at the very least the symptoms, behaviors etc of the disorder (since there is the dimensional model from the ICD-11 where Szpd and the other PD’s don’t exist but rather their symptoms), if anything looking back those symptoms, probably developed before the depression because I can somewhat remember being really numb, apathetic and such before actually starting to experience depression, anxiety and eventually suicidal ideations, this makes sense too as it’s sometimes considered on the literature regarding Szpd that most people who develop it have a defense mechanism thaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>228768
Thanks for sharing all that! You say that you rarely feel anything, but you also say that you try to enjoy life. What do you do? Do you consume any media, play video games or read books? If so what kind? Do you force yourself to have a hobby? Do you feel excitement? I don't feel happiness or anything close resembling it but I can still get excited about some things.
Regarding "professionals" I never went to a psychologist because they can't help people like us. We are too messed up and never be normal. Therapy is designed for normal people, not for us.

>>228779
Hi fellow wizard, I’ll greentext your questions this time as to force myself to be more organized and therefore answer your questions on a better way (I do tend to ramble on text).

>You say that you rarely feel anything, but you also say that you try to enjoy life. What do you do? Do you consume any media, play video games or read books?
Indeed, even if I can’t really feel emotions I do somewhat enjoy some specific things, mind you it’s such a vague thing that I could easily stop and do nothing and it would be almost the same (and I sometimes do that), essentially I try to not let the apathy/anhedonia win since I do believe I might just end up developing another depressive episode if I allow it, that would be quite crushing.
Regarding what I do it’s mainly consuming media, daydreaming and sometimes writing (internet posts and overall journaling, this post is an example of that), those are the closest things I have to hobbies and I do get a vague sense of enjoyment or fun (I’m not even sure if it would count as an emotion vague as it is, might be more of a cognitive enjoyment), they’re at least a better way to burn time than just staring at the ceiling all day and can be interesting.
When it comes to my media consumption it’s mainly music, videos, manga, manhwa, manhua, videogames and that’s about it, I do sometimes watch anime or maybe a movie, same with reading books or light novels but it’s genuinely extremely rare, I need to be truly interested in the franchise/work to engage in those mediums, for example I do tend to rewatch Code geass every few years, and I did read LOTR, The Hobbit and the Silmarillion between 2024-2025.
>If so what kind?
I’m quite varied, though I do have specific genres or kinds that interest me more, when it comes to music I’ve always been drawn to pop, rock and electronic music, though due to my waifu (the love of my life and one of the few people I feel something for) it’s mainly Japanese, not like I don’t listen to music in English or Spanish (my native language) but she takes a precedent.
When it comes to written works I’ve always been able to enjoy most genres (expect shit like yuri, yaoi and such, I dislike homosexuality and find it distasteful) but I do have a preference for fantasy, martial arts (wuxia and xianxia), sci-fi and roPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>How do you genuinely just stop caring about everything shitty in your life? I just want to become numb to it all.


Avoid drinks that are designed to make feel the opposite of numb:
* coffee, tea, other sources of caffeine
* sugary drinks, other "fast carbs" drinks
* the concoction of the two above: energy drinks.

>>228857
100% agree. Everything ingestible that is not a whole food eventually fucks up your sleep schedule, heart, liver and brain.

I don't even drink daily coffee anymore, it's a rare dessert or treat.

>>228843
stop being racist

>>228847
The races should stop being around me.
>>228848
Find one thing unhealthy about a Double Big Mac

>>228849
it has salad and tomatoes which is good for you :)

>>228849
probably the seed oils and all the preservatives they put so they can freeze the ingredients and make it not spoil and trick your brain into thinking it's fresh.

You get tickled by worms and maggots.

Flatlined as a kid. Too young and soft to have even been mean to bugs.
It was like an absence of everything, a long blink between surrendering to death without getting what that meant until after.
But my parents didn't ever have to explain death to me. I just said 'But he's not anywhere' to my parents when they tried the dog farm upstate shit, apparently it was spooky. I just understood, after, that there's only here, and for us, only now.

After death there is either eternal unconsciousness or reincarnation into some other lifeform

>>228815
We are bound to an endless cycle. It will never cease. With your final breath, as your eyes close for what you believe to be the last time, you will slip into a quiet oblivion. Incalculable eons will pass before the universe inevitably collapses upon itself, folding spacetime into a singular, suffocating crush of gravity. And then, a blinding cataclysm of light and matter will violently reignite the cosmos. The great cosmic ballet will reset and play out exactly as before. This very message will find you, echoing ad infinitum across the ages, until the exact moment you are reading these words, when you will open your eyes to experience it all for the "first" time. We are bound to an endless cycle. It will never cease.

>>228815
yeah i know about the afterlife
after death you simultaneously gain and lose a lot of freedom
your soul which was free in a way in this life becomes trapped in a way after you die
like if you only did scummy stuff like ripping off people and bullying it's this stuff forever, no way to ever become a good person
good people become trapped too in a way, no more 'succumbing to temptation' and shit
at the same time you gain a lot of freedom, basically do what you want forever without the pains of the body and sickness and stuff, must be really comfy compared to the struggle of the living, within your alotted place for your soul which cannot change anymore in a certain way

>>227517
feudalism or slavery depending if the country's war-torn or not, humans are hirarchical and males are greedy, they want the largest harems possible, especially underage succubi, as proven by epstein and the richest man in the world's obsession to have as much offspring as possible, says he wants to be compared to genghis khan

>>227532
>males are greedy
and succubi paradoxically insecure -> feminism

>humans are hirarchical
the greedy males depend on each other

so is it more a gender ratio problem then?

p.s.
>the richest man in the world's obsession to have as much offspring as possible, says he wants to be compared to genghis khan
autism & performative darwinism

Didn't you post this on /leftypol/

I don't think so, just because the man theoretically can stop being aggressive and repulsive won't stop him from ending up in prison or death.
Humanity as a whole seems to be moving towards some kind of soulless tech-dystopia ruled by some pseudo-intelligence.

>>225305
Disagree. I don't see any reason to believe that humans will be capable of reigning in the negative consequences of technological progress before it leads to some kind of doomsday cascade. Essentially all the points >>225348 said. I mean 50 years ago people were already warning about the negatives of our current lifestyle and all we've done is lean even harder in that direction. Or rather the powers that be have.