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 No.227944[Reply]

wizards, this is a truly important question. how do you tell your mom, or anyone else for that matter, that you are really not interested in whatever female they think you should "befriend"?

i know you're going to troll me, but i still kindly ask you to find a second and think about what could be the *optimal* solution. the solution that doesn't burn bridges, doesn't create bitter enemies and yet lets you maintain the high ground. i know this is not fully achievable, but there gotta be an algorithm or something.

my brain just crashes in such situations. it's like "idk wtf are you're even talking about???" i need help
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 No.228043

>>228040
>Why not explain to her how the crab cope is just observable reality now?
i need you to expand on this topic

 No.228046

>>228039
>You're glazing females too much. Females are low IQ creatures who start whimpering and whining like dogs when shit hits the fan.

clearly you have never been desirable to them to understand the war that is going on. that means you were never even close to your potential, otherwise succubi would alert each other when you enter the building you are in.

lemme tell you something you little shit. if succubi leave you alone, that means you are ugly.

 No.228048

>>228046
>if succubi leave you alone, that means you are ugly.
clearly you're a mad crab, because I have decent looks and succubi are only interested in me until I pronounce the first sentence. They simply *smell* that they should stay the hell away from my massive brain damage.

not that I'm particularly upset, though, just making a point. As far as work and other formalities are concerned, it's easier to deal with succubi when they have zero interest in you.

 No.228053

>>228048
>clearly you're a mad crab, because I have decent looks and succubi are only interested in me until I pronounce the first sentence. They simply *smell* that they should stay the hell away from my massive brain damage.

>not that I'm particularly upset, though, just making a point. As far as work and other formalities are concerned, it's easier to deal with succubi when they have zero interest in you.

no man, i take no pleasure in being the bearer of bad news but you have not found yourself, subsequently you don't radiate the inner male god and based on that succubi could just take you or leave you but they don't eagerly discuss your whereabouts in their disgraced smartphone whatsapp group. they don't creep up on you and take pictures of you all the time and try to learn your habits and keep book on where you are usually at what time. you don't know what is going on, bless you because you don't know how awful and life-unaffirming it feels to be the subject of female coordinated military action. bless you undesirable one for your ignorance it shielding you from a truth so horrifying that it might rob you the will to go on.

 No.228054

>>228053
>bless you
thanks wizbro!
>you don't know
you went a little overboard there, 'cuz i happened to be a witness to this "coordinated military action", but directed at other men, a few times in the past. i 100% agree with you that i'm blessed for never having to experience that myself.


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 No.219448[Reply]

After hitting 30 this feeling has been eating me and I don't know how to resolve it. I started watching different youtube channels and it made me realize how much time I wasted staring at a screen when I could be experiencing the world and creating things. The 21st century offers so many possibilities and yet all I did was sit at home play video games and read inane garbage online. Now I always had depression, anxiety, social autism, adhd, average iq etc. that lead to me being an underachiever but nowadays it feels like I was just the right self-help book and meds/supplement combination and some effort away from solving all these issues.

I could start now but after hitting 30 I feel this sense of hopelessness after experiencing aging. I felt like shit in my 20s but now I realize I actually felt good. Now I tire easily and years of sitting made my body feel rusty. I feel like the youth shield is gone and I can't take the future for granted anymore and expect it to make it even to 40. Every time I experience a new pain or sensation I imagine it to be the start of something serious.

How do you deal with this? It feels like modern technology amplifies winners so if you are a loser it feels extra bad because there is such a big contrast between living with your parents and riding the bus and eating mac and cheese and living in a multi-million dollar mansion with a beautiful view and driving a ferrari and eating at 3 star restauraunts.
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 No.227982

>>227961
Only come here when you're depressed or butthurt! Not gonna lie, I skip most posts after skimming the first sentence and just a few words after it.

 No.227996

The fuck does it matter.
You ain't getting that time back by moping about it.

 No.228020

The average person spends all their time working and might have a few weeks vacation to do something each year. If we're being real most people are too mentally drained from work to make something of their weekend so theyre not doing anything there either.

The average person hasnt even been out of their country. Nothing exciting happens because it costs too much money and middle class people have to kill yourself to survive. If you're a NEET you're not doing anything that different to a wagie in terms of interesting experiences.

It's no mistake that wagies choose cheap things for vacations. Camping, theme parks, whatever. A lot of that you can do things if you want. I'll tell you some wisdom: if you choose not to value anything than nothing will have value. It's you that defines what is important. And its your responsibility to give your life meaning. Your brain wont remember the million days you spent doom scrolling but it will remember one night you walked outside and saw shooting stars.

 No.228051

As someone who recently been diagnosed with what might be a terminal, possible life threatening disorder, I don't have those thoughts anymore. Knowing that the end might be around the corner gave me a boost, so to speak, I just want to get something done and see if it will matter. I got goals, I got priorities, I am already getting things done. It's not the end of the world, you can still start living even at 30. Doubt I will live to 50, let alone 60+ so I certainly don't have much of a choice.

 No.228052

Every day since I was a young boy I stare at the screen all the time, I even quit school to keep doing that, according to normalfags I wasted my entire life, but I feel like I did what I enjoyed the most

So I regret nothing


 No.228049[Reply]

My ears are too prominent both stick out too far and one sticks out significantly farther than the other so they're not symmetrical. I already went for an otoplasty consultation and he told me this about my ears but I can't afford the surgery.
Please pray for both of my ears to be 30 degrees out or less so they’re no longer very above average of prominence. Please pray for them to not be so overly prominent like they are now and please pray for them to be very symmetrical.

My nose is not symmetrical and has a dorsal hump. Please pray for my nose to be symmetrical and please pray for it to not have a dorsal hump.

Please pray for me to have a low and attractive looking hairline and for me to then maintain that for many years in the future.

Please pray for me to become at least six feet and three inches tall very soon.

Please pray for me to be significantly less ugly.

My eyesight isn't great unless I have glasses or contact lenses in. I currently can not afford laser eye surgery for this and I can't afford lots of contact lenses. Please pray for me to have 20/20 eyesight soon or to be able to afford contact lenses and laser eye surgery like LASIK or smile and for me to tolerate contact lenses and or surgery for a extremely long time

Please pray for my face to be extremely vertically symmetrical.

Please pray for me to be at least 6’3” tall very soon.

Please pray for my voice to be extremely deep and extremely masculine sounding.

Please pray for me to remain not homeless, not dead, not hospitalized, not imprisoned and not severely disabled

 No.228050

Moved to >>>/b/1033691.


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 No.219200[Reply]

>"No one owes you their kindness"
>"No one has to have a reason not to like you"
>"You're not entitled to friends"
>"Thinking people have to like you is narcissistic"

All said by people who haven't experienced a lifetime of rejection, social ostracization and involuntary isolation. All said by people who haven't tried every way possible to be likable, but their autism still showed through.

I hate when normies say shit like this, and their stupid "boundaries" of not "owing people shit" which translated is usually; I'm going to act terrible to anyone I see as less than myself in a way that makes me look righteous.
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 No.228027

>>228026
Next you’re gonna say that racism doesn’t exist because you’ve never met any racists lol

 No.228028

>>228026
i mean its possible but i guarantee you if you told someone you were a virgin they would think you were a creepy loser. being a virgin is a legit social taboo.

 No.228029

If you're not talking sports and chicks around your male peers you're pretty much considered to be one anyway. With the Internet not only did we learn into the normalfags patterns but they also know out patterns as well now. If you watch the news the caster will say something like "at least he's not a loner loser going to shoot up a school" with a laugh track behind it. If you put on MTV you will see jersey shore type people use terms like "Im looksmaxxing and gymmmaxing bro I don't wanna stay a virgin forever". It's ingrained into normalfags brains from birth that the quiet loner guy is automatically a loser and a virgin.

 No.228044

I recently noticed that people are more honest about their hate of ugly people. Like, more than ever in recent history.
I don't know if it's TikTok and Instagram or what, but I see a lot of posts of people just hating uglies and being proud of it.
>People who are ugly on the inside are also ugly on the outside
>Being ugly is just nature's way to signal that this person is nasty
>Hating ugly people is natural!
And many other excuses. It's like we are back in 19th century when it was popular to analyze people's character based on their appearance. Like how an aquiline nose means strenght of character and other shit.
And it's also more popular to recommend people to get invasive procedures in order to "fit in better."
>You don't have to undergo a surgery to fit society's standards, but it's completely okay to have a surgery to reduce social friction
What's the difference though?
And many other ways to tell people they are ugly and disgusting and should fit in by reaching ridiculous standards of beauty.
And one might ask: is it worth it to integrate into a society so cruel it can ruin your life only because of a few mm of your bone? If you told aliens about a society like that, they'd advice to nuke it.
Truly, I would rather hang myself than fit in in a society like that.

 No.228045

>>228044
this society has always been like that. people were never meant to be larger than tribes


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 No.226669[Reply]

Some news portals were talking about employing ex-convicts by providing shelter, food, a job and other opportunities, while many people my age have difficulties finding a job at McDonald's or any other shitty job to start their career (I'm 22 years old), dealing with mental health issues and so on, because we are treated as lazy even when no one wants to lend a hand.
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 No.227779

>>227777
nice digits

 No.227809

There will come a day, when the flowers won't bloom.
There will come a day, that blossoms doom.
There will come a day.
There will come a day.
There will come a day.
Shadilay. Shadilay.

There will come a night.

Shadilay.

 No.228024

>>227622
This strategy does not work in iterated games, and real life is an iterated game. When people start to understand your approach, the will try to exploit it, and succeed. This can already be seen with, for example, gangs of middle easterners in europe using teens for their hitmen - because they know everyone just goes free at 18. just use some 15 year old to kill your enemies consequence-free.

 No.228031

You could flip this around and end up with a bit of a worrying conclusion;

"What is the benefit of being an upright and moral person?"

per Disco Elysium; "Honour points", wherein you leave opportunities on the table and form the arch of honours to reward yourself.

Working out how to be an uncaught, advantage collecting rogue is probably the most important skill set in the modern era.

 No.228036

>>227777
The main reason is because people in the middle (not so educated to work and not so rotten to be institutionalized) are considered parasites by society. It's way harder to be a poor person than a criminal.


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 No.227891[Reply]

Why don't you have a tulpa, anon?
You can cheat yourself out of loneliness by fostering a loving relationship with an imaginary friend.

Benefits of a tulpa,
>You can choose any shape or form for her.
>You will never feel alone.
>She will always show unconditional love.
>She will always follow you around.
>You can have sex without losing your virginity powers or contracting STDs.
>Costs absolutely nothing.
>Basically the 'ultimate' form of a waifu.
The only negative is the social stigma, which you can easily avoid by not revealing your powerlevel.

It was the best decision of my life. It feels so good to have someone take care of you, compliment you and physically comfort you.
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 No.227983

>>227976
I have 2 tulpas and they're both unconditionally supportive while also having behavioral traits reminiscent of anime succubus tropes.
The many fears people present when trying to talk themselves out of making a tulpa smells like procrastination to me.

 No.227984

>>227983
Not succubus, but you get the idea.

 No.227989

I had a tulpa once. It felt nice to be loved. That being said she told me that I'd be healthier if I let her die, so I did.

 No.228008

Okay, I've been forcing for almost a week now, and so far I have some progress.
>My tulpa is vocal
>She can easily answer yes or no questions and give simple answers
>If I ask her a question that requires a complex answer, she starts blabbering or talking in tulpish or shutting down
>Lately, she managed to expalin that there is a "wall" between me and her, and she talks normally, but because of that wall I can't hear her
That being said, it's a bit frustrating. My tulpa is not 100% agreeable but she is very passive and it requires a lot of concentration to get her talk. Additionally, her personality is a bit bland. I guess it's because she is a week old tulpa, but she is nothing I've had in mind. I try to personality force, but I think it's too early. I want to get her vocal first without getting in a state of semi-consciousness. It feels more like talking to a mirror version of yourself and not a distinct entity. I don't know if it's me parroting or what.

 No.228022

>>228008
Keep up the good work, anon.
>I try to personality force, but I think it's too early.
It's never too early to personality force.
However, I find that tulpas naturally gravitate to how you expect them to act the more time you spend with them either way, simply because the entire process is about conditioning yourself into thinking you're interacting with something autonomous.


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 No.225720[Reply]

Hey, wizards. Why not some fun? In this thread, post every kind of humor. We need happy times.
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>>225720

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 No.227908[Reply]

It's official. Sexbots are almost* here.

Would you guys sexbotmaxx or remain a pure Wizard?
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 No.227963

>>227910
>implying wizardry is an ailment, not a choice

Unfortunately the definition has started to change long time ago, especially with the crab invasion. Anything you say against it is "cope".

 No.227966

>>227964
think about it. you're gonna pay corpos to fuck you. think hard about it.

 No.227968

>>227908
You don't really need the whole robot. You can use controllers, strokers and VR headsets to produce better sex than with sexbots. Heccing you can even have strokers that ARE controllers.

Wizards aren't the community for that.

>>227963
Yeah and they're not even resisting.

>>227966
Popups, microtransactions and enshittification.

 No.227998

Do I have to clean her up?
If yes, the answer is no

 No.228000

>>227908
I highly doubt these sexbots are going to be affordable for your average Wizard. It'll be a sex doll with servo motors and a speaker realistically speaking. Sex dolls are already expensive as is. They probably won't be an option for another 50-100 years and that's being generous with my prediction. Most of us will be dead by then. Sorry for killing your optimism. I always wanted a robot wife ever since I was a kid.


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 No.220551[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Being skinnyfat is /wiz/ manifest on your body. It's through no fault of your own that it happens: you didn't overeat, nor were you particularly lazy. Rather, being socially and mentally deficient forced you inside, where you moved less and less vigorously than the average normalfaggot child would.

The normalfaggot child, through no skill, hard work, or determination of their own, built a genetically normal amount of muscle over a long period of time just by being outside and moving with their other normalfaggot friends. They ate more than you, they enjoyed the fruits of life more than you, and they worked so much less harder than you— and they were rewarded for it with physical desirability.

The normalfaggot, then grown up, grows arrogant, and thinks themselves special, even though they put no effort into the good things that life and their sociability gave them. With this attitude set, they spit venom at the lazy, ugly, disgusting skinnyfat people.

Fuck this condition.
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 No.227985

>>221148
>most people (especially americans) are out of shape.
this. Even 3/4 of male porn stars are out of shape.

 No.227986

>>227985
You pay attention to that stuff? Ew. Ew!

 No.227987

>>227985
How is this comparison relevant? Why do you hold porn stars to any sort of physical standard to the point of taking note of their poor health?

 No.227988

>>227985
they only need to have a big cock cuz their stupid faces aren't going to make it into the camera anyway in most cases.

also what a disgusting move to mention male porn stars. eww wiz

 No.227990

>>227333
>Nietzsche did not seem to defend social Darwinist
ironic, I sold my Thus Spoke Zarathustra copy after finishing maybe 1/3 of it precisely because it stank like a book typically regarded as a favourite by this kind of people >>225301 >>225295


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 No.226320[Reply]

What do you guys think of Prison Planet Theory ?

Some people are so fed up with suffering on earth, so they came up with this theory to cope with reality
personally I think it kind of overlaps with the wizards philosophy

there is even a subreddit dedicated to it
https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapingPrisonPlanet/
and people seriously thinks they are prisoner in this planet
and thats their energy is being harvested by aliens
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 No.226382

Didn't Scientology have a theory like this?

 No.226567

>>226320
definitely one of the best theories to explain why we’re here

 No.227962

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Good riddance.

Our life is so absurd even "slave palnet" is a yet another rationalization…

 No.227972

>>226377
Not OP but just because your suffering requires contextual information and personal experience to exist doesn't mean it's not an identifiable or quantifiable amount of "loosh" that would be created. Personally I don't know what to think of the prison planet, I did read Monroe's first book and it was interesting.

 No.227975

>>226320
Life is suffering. But saying that this is a prison planet supposes that there are places in this existence that are not prisons. But the very existence of a separate 'I' is a chain and ball 'you' have to drag. Being is prison more like it.


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