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 No.217004[Reply]

What should I do to maxx my happiness as a wiz? Yes, I'm a NEET, yes I'm 30 years old know, I wonder if there's any content happy older NEET wiz there could share some wisdom.

 No.217012

1. Do new things that can be done by yourself
2. Keep doing them until you find something that makes you happy
3. Do that thing for 71 years straight

What do you do now to make you happy?

 No.217024

>>217004
Def do not play ffxiv

 No.217028

Happiness is a lie. It's the carrot normalfags follow all their lives until they become old and bitter. The best thing you can do for yourself is to try to live your life as comfy as you possible can until you die. If you are on NEETbux then good for you. If you need a job I suggest working in something comfy like a WFH job or being a night shift security guard.

 No.217029

>>217004
Happinesss is a fleeting emotion. Sure, chasing it is good but there is no such thing as eternal happiness.

Just stay true to yourself and follow your heart. I wouldn't say chase happiness but rather minimize your suffering. Like if you want to be a NEET and do fuck all but jerk off and play video games all day but your parents are always up in your shit, then find a way to live without them. You will probably have to trade one form of suffering for another, but one choice will always lead to less suffering than the other.

I say that minimizing suffering is important because if you remain in an environment of suffering, your desires will likely tend towards avoidance rather than fulfillment. Once you actually achieve that goal of minimizing your suffering then, you will likely be more open to challenging everything you know about life, and that is when the real life changing stuff happens.

 No.217033

>>217004
My suggestions are the following:
1) do not take psych drugs
2) get neetbux
3) rent a cheap room for yourself
4) take night walks
5) sleep at least 8 hours daily



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 No.217025[Reply]

It wasn't until a year ago until I had a weird dream when half asleep. A lucid dream of some kind where my thoughts and each scene were separate from me and fighting them felt like I was being held down by a hand or something. As of I wasn't supposed to know or not ment to know. Other moments id have screeches in my mind talking about something I'm not sure what it was about but it id have a suspicion that it was trying to annoy me. Another one is where a clump of patterns would try to communicate with me it had some weird African pattern/aesthetic to it or maybe Mayan I'm not sure. But I get the feeling that some cultures, aesthetics, or whatever we make artistically expresses a spirit of some sort. I'm genuinely terrified of realizing this and I don't think I'm ready mentally for this.

 No.217027

I am largely a objectivist, so no I don't actually believe in spirit in the metaphysical sense.



 No.214973[Reply]

What part or aspect of the normalfag life do you wish you could experience? Personally, I wish I had friends to play TTRPG and other board games with.
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 No.215056

>>215053
>Home ownership.
Yup, living alone without my parents.
Probably the only normalfag thing I actually envy.
But I would have to wageslave so hell no
So it's just to answer the thread, but no, I don't want it

 No.215073

There's no opportunity cost for me. I couldn't live the normalfag life even if I wanted to. This is my best option.

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>>214973
Haven't you used pirate WoW servers?
>one of the best things was roasting itchy kids, though

The normie style is way too low tier for what our minds can conceive. Don't fall for the scam

 No.217002

None, the only thing I really want in life is to magically get like 20 million dollars and not have to wageslave ever again.
No neetbux in my shithole unfortunately.

 No.217003

i just want a stable, high income stress free job. everything else im not interested



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 No.215095[Reply]

Well, is it? I'm talking about the avarage person, not some rich dude that makes 500k per years or some female supermodel. Is the life of the avarage norman superior to a luck wiz on bux? I see a lot of wiz dreaming of the norman life, but I think many actually dream with the life of "Chad", not the actual lives of the most people, so, in the end many wiz are unhappy because they want to live something that even the norman doesn't live.
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 No.216973

>>215101
I gotta add that is must be very tiring for a normal fag to keep up with what is cool and what is not, especially now with how fast all communication is. I remember some times around normal friend group, one person will mention a band that may have been hot like a month ago, all of a sudden the band is cringe and the normal has to spend significant effort and time justifying themselves. If you're out of the loop and don't care it seems a bit less stressful in this regard.

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>>216973
What a circus normalfag life is, miss me with that shit.

 No.216978

>>215095
Most people are fake and vain. The main reason I'm a wizard is because I hate dealing with normalfags, not because I'm afraid of them, but because I cannot tolerate how stupid and cattle-like their behaviour is. Not only that, but they're greedy fuckers, they always want more than what they have. Most people my age are up to the neck in debt from all the useless shit they buy just to flex it to all the other mouthbreathers. I can assure you, most wizards just want to have enough money to NEET for the rest of their lives. Normies aren't happy just by having what they need, they have to feel superior to the person next to them.

 No.216989

Normal people have low-paying jobs, annoying girlfriends, go out drinking alcohol every weekend, ambiguous goals and dreams, frustrations, regular sex, they take out their frustrations on sports and pornography, and they tend to spend a lot of time in front of others. Their phones.

 No.217000

No it sucks. The only pleasure they are permitted is to kick down someone lower in status, until there's no one left to kick.



 No.211512[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Wizardcel or Wizcel for short is neither a volcel nor crab
It's an ascended state of wizardry.
It's a wizard celibate who truly believes in the definition of celibacy, advocates for it, and follows this lifestyle. Not a degenerate who calls himself volcel but does drugs, watches disgusting porn, chats with camwhores, and masturbates his brains out and has female friends but thinks he is any different from a crab or failed normie or some unthinking pleb.
It isn't either an in cel who can't shut up about blackpills, dating app stats, and how over life is for him and the rest of ugly males who got the short end of the stick when it comes to looks.

The true wizardcel is something you attain after naturally getting rid of labels and going your own way beyond what internet memes and society tells you.
It's someone like Nikola Tesla. You don't see him often but he exists. You won't find him posting on imageboards less on any social media. He barely communicates with others, he prefers to spend his time by himself, alone, and unbothered. He needs no socializing, his soul is entirely dedicated to higher pursuits beyond the mundane. He lives in his own world and his world rewards him with a wisdom that satisfies even hunger because at times he won't eat because of how engaged in his own thoughts and studies he is.

To quote, the biggest Wizcel of all time Nikola Tesla:
I recognize the importance that sex plays in the life of man. Nature has made its attraction irresistible to ensure the perpetuity of the race. As for myself, I have found that the thinker is confronted with the problem of perpetuating either the species or the mind. It is almost impossible, at least in certain realms of high endeavor, to do both. This has been recognized by the Hindus, whose adepts practice complete sexual abstinence, and by many of the great religions.

Before I produced the rotating magnetic field, I concentrated all my powers upon my experiment. The strain would have killed a hundred oxen. I certainly could not have survived it if I had permitted my energies to be diverted into the channels of sex.
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 No.216508

Having will in using is off limit. Houses flutter so much like wind over palmleaves on the shore. But an illness it is

 No.216786

It's a honor, OP. Wind on thine sails!

 No.216965

Are there any other virgins like tesla from our century?

 No.216966

>>211548
this. why you want to add more rules?

 No.216968

>>216965
people in stem probably but those who make it big always choose the normalfag life. There's also religious zealots but they do nothing noteworthy with their lives besides preaching or living in seclusion.


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 No.216864[Reply]

Does anyone have seen a case like that, a handsome man but he's a wizard? I have hard time picturing a attractive male becoming a wiz, also do you consider yourself attractive or ugly?
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 No.216916

>>216875
The only opportunity ahead is to use this power to chastise them all. To be our hand the one which closes doors in front others' noses.

Whoever insists to chase the world otherwise, let him suffer his dishonor.

 No.216929

>>216864
i am attractive. could be handsome but it is extremely tiresome. shower every day like a succubus, put on parfum that makes my nose hurt because succubi like how parfum smells, constantly be a socialite, and constantly tip toe and dance around like a bitch for succubi's every whim and desire. if i werent shorter than average i would probably be very much more attractive to them too.

some attractive men simply dont care, as we all should know by this point men seem to diverge more than succubi on the social ladder, at least on the outside they do. especially considering the demographic of this website we are often men that do not give a gram of shit about their social norms. their standards.

thats why you dont have to be fat and ugly to be a virgin. people are complex with goals and personalities that simply arent palatable to the greater populace; most notably to succubi.

no succubus gives a shit about your interest in airplanes, if you are attractive enough she may ignore it a little, but some people despite being attractive are simply too different and stubborn about their beliefs to let that slide. so therefore they wind up a virgin. probably talking about planes to other men sharing that interest or whatever other niche interest that may be.

 No.216932

>>216929
succubi don't give a shit about a mans interests in general, they are focused on the social aspects and implications of it only. She doesn't care what you do only what it means in terms of social status.

 No.216937

>>216932
and money

 No.216952

>>216932
I was taunted by many succubi just cos of my looks and I was an outcast.



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 No.216903[Reply]

I've had this bottle for 5 years since I became 18 and realized my life is in a slow decline of low motivation and self hatred. Got into the part where I started playing a game I couldn't stand up to go to the bathroom because bad bladder and needed something close by. I've grown attached to my companion after a while. After it was full I'd not throw it out but empty it, wash it, and reuse. I don't know why but there was a connection. There was a time I fought with my dad because he said it was disgusting and tried to throw it out but he gave up and decided it was not worth it going back to the bottle from the outside garbage everytime he tried to throw it out. I don't know what is wrong with me or why I'm so attached to it. But there is this sense of guilt when I throw it out or the thought of doing it. I tried decorating it a bit too so it doesn't look so bland. I need help ffs.
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 No.216907

English aristocrats had fancy bedpans with their names in gold, which they would use ritually. A good jug is difficult to come by these. Treat yours well and it will continue to relieve you with confidence.

 No.216910

>>216903
Are you having any other recipient ready for when dad finally gets rid of the former one?

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>>216906
>>216905
Year 6 finding a new look for it tore the old one off which had a rocket ship sadly I didnt have pictures of it I might make this one into a jet pack or something might need to get supplies for it later once my cheque clears. Or maybe clothing made of cardboard of rui tachibana I'm not sure yet, maybe I'd need fabric for that one. So far it was only cardboard decorations. Maybe might attach another compartment for the stomach to put food in there when I go to restaurants with it or something
>>216910
Something that I don't find comfort of thinking about since it lasted this long for me and maybe forever fuck maybe if he does id have to. I mean it's easy to replace but I wouldn't be emotionally ready for it.

 No.216936

>>216926
A thick, well-rounded film of ammonia and salt. Well done.

 No.216943

I was into gross shit like this as a teen. Now as an adult i became obsessed with cleanliness



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 No.216315[Reply]

Practically every place on the internet has been ruined with complacent normies.

I unironically have no choice but to visit Wizchan daily to get away from the enshittification of the internet and the world at large
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 No.216921

>>216920
from what i've heard whores (womeme) have made trends on shitkok about the board.
I fucking hate succubi, jesus christ.

 No.216922

>>216921
do you have the videos on shitok or you don't have it (it's okay if you don't have them)

 No.216923

>>216922
No I don't have, and no I won't search there, that shithole sucks.
Between that, and the fucking womeme imageboards that have been propping up lately it's all going south really badly.
How am I gonna be at ease knowing that the sites I used to lurk now are filled with hookers, and their fucking maggots crawling on the floor and kissing the dirt they step on? I hate it.

 No.216924

>>216921
>>216920
r9k has always been full of faggots and trannies for the past 10 years. r9kgay general, drugs, bbc spam, trannies, etc. threads 24/7

 No.216928

>>216924
It's more pronounced nowadays though, I remember lurking the site around 8 to 9 years ago and there was still posts that seemed like they were made by actual humans
>shootings threads
>roastie hate threads
>greentexts
>other kind of subjects
I could search for posts on tumblr, put them next to an /r9k/ thread, and there would be no difference whatsoever now. Shit is just no good, and I fear that this will happen to other corners of the internet meant to be used mostly by men



 No.212880[Reply]

have you ever been yelled at by your family for being quiet? or interrogated as to why you aren't a normie?
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 No.216899

>>216898
If I was a film maker, I'd tell actors to do a real sex scene, no faking

 No.216900

>>216899
>Dude if I was RICH I'd make PORN
You are 12 and gay

 No.216901

>>216900
kys normalfag

 No.216912

>>216899
For which purpose? They will hate you

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>>216912
to make it real and have real emotions instead of fake acting faces. anyway, shouldn't have shared my thoughts, seems not welcome hahaha



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 No.216842[Reply]

I have natural urges that still bother me porn seems so dry because I'm so obligated to jerk off. Females on screen are just another thing for added mental lubricant to prevent unwanted thoughts in and to take away from body image, that somehow anons use self compassion to fuel stimulation. It's gotten to the point I don't want a sex drive at all or the need to cuddle with my pillow. It feels trapping for my existence only to be based on my pillow or coming but then you realize mental stamina and coordination is shit and goes down after a while, so that's the only thing to look forward to. I genuinely think that sin is a coping mechanism for a shit mind and boring existence and not an actual harm. You see subhumans engage in sin all the time while well rounded mentally stable and intelligent people are able to self regulate. The only ideal life I can compare to is somewhat of an idea of some angel being where they don't have sexual needs or aren't governed by desire, reclusive and reserved but also gentle and beautiful but are creative and artistic to some degree. I'm not Christian but the angelic idea can't be further from the truth. Or maybe I'm too over my head at this point.
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 No.216887

It really does go away with age. It goes away faster if you don't get the porn stimulus, see orgasm as an inconvenience that you get out of the way. If you jerk off less, you actually control this attraction and dull it more. Jerking off every day will wreck your body, your mind, and make you addicted and dependent, and before long you will always hate yourself when you do it and see less and less in it. This is intended.

If we had a world where we could do things without being humiliated - if the siege against us weren't omnipresent - I doubt we'd do any of this. The old way was to get porn magazines or videos once a week or two weeks and do the thing to get it out of the way. Now it's bizarro land.

It would be better to never go down porn at all, construct a consistent fantasy scenario that works (don't pick succubi you know, always build a construct and make it clear that this is a fictitious relationship in your mind, to make sexuality alien to your every day existence and refuse to play society's game regarding it). That's what I did for a long time. Eventually it broke down because I was subjected to humiliation far worse than anything a normal man experiences, things that most people would kill themselves before living through, and it all happened before I was 18. By that time I was completely broken and have lived in chronic pain ever since, so the addiction was really masking that pain, and then I turned to drugs. It will never go away, and I've accrued further damage over the years. I've only managed to salvage some good in spite of it, because for the first time, no one is bothering me and I have some modicum of independence from society, and found others who want the same thing. That's really the way - to find people who want out of this abomination, see the lockouts and shaming rituals for what they are, and expect little from other people even if they get it. We don't ever "win". We just endure. The things I live for are of a very different nature, and really have little to do with this world. There are things I want to do in this world still, things I believe I am here to do on this world, but not many people are motivated in the way I am, for the cause I have in mind, and many who are do not have the means to act more or less freely as I have.

 No.216889

I started out volcel as a kid and early teen (about ages 7-16) then had an depressive phase that lead to turning into an insel from 18-23. After getting rejected by 3 succubi I talked to over 5 years I just lost all hope and became volcel again (around 25). Since then I have been truecel wizard since I don't want relationships and can't get any anyway.

 No.216893

Try NoFap OP, maybe that will help you focus.
I am insanely furious about womeme and the fucking shit they are. I seriously wish we could just be some other kind of organisms that doesn't need another individual to reproduce. Sadly it is what it is so hold the sexual energy to yourself and maybe you'll figure out what you want in a week or two.

 No.216894

>>216889
What exactly differentiates a voicel from truecel?

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>>216842
You need the Tao of Sex. Urgently. Also some ways to regulate this fel energy: cold showers, weightlifting, crossfit, eating less meat, less pitta foods…



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