No.224505
You could have been posting here for 12 years
No.224506
>>224505Not really much of a point
Under 30 it's a bit of a LARP anyway
No matter what happens now I'll be unusual for making it this long
No.224507
>>224502Happy birthday anon. Just a few days ago we would call ourselves apprentices, now we're genuine wizards, that means a lot. Life's been a lot slower for us but the most important thing is to become genuinely happy, not a lot of people can do that and escape instead. We have something now, it means something. Now we can say we're truly living. Let's enjoy.
No.224508
>>224506Choosing to remain a virgin during the years in which the average man is the most sexually active is not a "larp". What even does "larp" mean anymore?
No.224511
>>224510You're not a virgin by choice?
No.224513
>>224512Then you're a crab and you shouldn't be here. Try /r9k/.
No.224516
Virginity is a choice by default. Every single virgin is choosing to remain one.
No.224517
>>224502happy birthday wizzie, so whats your powers?
No.224518
>>224516The thing good thing about being 30 is I've heard this all before and no longer care
>>224517So far my power is being guilt free getting drunk and eating takeout on a Tuesday
No.224607
>>224502>I can finally post herethere are many people who post here who are neither over 30 or a virgin.
No.224676
>>224675
No. No sad psycho messy hair anime drug addict "wizzes" here.
No.224677
>>224675
hes on /b/
No.225263
>>224514>>224514Pekka you of dumb fug, y did u let scissorz ezkabe de de
No.225269
>Patchouli Knowledge
>pic by Colonel_Aki
Cool
Happy anniversary
No.225289
>>224607Waiting until 30 to post here is a bit like waiting until you're not underageb& to post on 4chad.
No.225300
>>225289Most users here are under 30 but will also be virgins at 30 so it doesn't really matter.
No.225316
>>225300funny thing is, I *am* 30
also
I have a weird feeling I have broken electrochemistry (e.g. i do not "Resist that temptation", it's more like "and???")
No.225461
from larper to a true wizard congrats!
No.225568
>>224502>>224502>>224502magician yokai IS NOT eizard
context: Patche is known to have Koakuma
Koakuma has appearance of a succubzy succub' %%this, or a tiny bat that feeds on worms, as in literal bookworms%%
regards, 2hu pro
No.225620
>>225570from succuni' pointaview, we're all schizos here kekw
No.225631
>I can finally post here
trust me, nothing was stopping you before, based on the quality of threads I've seen.
No.225679
OP is based and mukyupilled
No.227292
>>224506>Under 30 it's a bit of a LARP anywayI don't think that my life is going to change much in the next 3 years, even if I tried.
No.228876
also 30 year old here
for me this feels like the beginning of the end, well at least I wasn't a normie
No.228878
congrat OP. I'm 29 today
No.228879
>>228878Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday my favorite wizard,
Happy birthday to you!
Now, time to make a wish. What do you wish for this year? Some peace of mind? To achieve something?
No.228880
>>228879I wish huuh I wish to get a job
No.228881
>>228880I hope you get the greatest job ever in human history ever, the best of the best jobs ever, the greatest jobs never thought of, trillionare paying jobs, jobs that makes billionares jealous, jobs that makes satan jealous! YOU SHALL GET THE GREATEST JOB IN EXISTENCE WIZARD!!!
No.228893
>>224502as I approached 30 I felt out of place and alone. Then I found this place and I felt much better. Welcome to the mage's guild.
No.228908
>>228893>mage's guildNow Magicchan… that was a real place for mages…