No.226926
>I'm here to post about how I don't post here anymoreSupercritical 99 and I will find you and make you eat your birthday cake after I've already digested it
[ 1d99 = 74 ] No.226934
This is going as well as it did when I mentioned hitting wizard status at work lol.
No.226939
>>226934Oh well. Honestly, this is a formality. I've seen a bunch of these threads throughout the years, and I felt compelled to create one. It's good to carry on the tradition.
No.226940
>>226934I stopped an power-tripping highlander from pressuring me by telling him I am 3rd gen fatherless
facts like that or wizardy are better off in a fight to scare off power-tripping yobs with that "fuck this whole street cred, i am loco"
No.226942
🎲1d20[ 1d20 = 11 ]
No.226954
>>226946>>226946I prevented a hazardous street-fight-starting argue from a dangerous-looking fella by telling him I am not just fatherless, it runs for generations + wizard status = he kinda enjoyed my 10-minute talk how people in big cities historically almost never seem to procreate enough to replentish the population thus making the city rely on new people moving in.
No.228910
1d6
No.228911
i still have 1.5 years until i reach full wizardhood. being a virgin doesn't bother me, but the older i get, the more i feel like a helpless child and the embarrassment of being seen as a grown ass man while being stuck with the emotional development of a 12 year old.
No.228913
1d99
No.228919
roll
[ 1d99 = 63 ] No.228920
congratulations
No.228922
I cast fireball!
[ 8d6 = 32 ]