Today, I am a wizard.

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Today, I am a wizard. Anonymage 10/30/25 (Thu) 13:03:17 No.226924

Today is my 30th birthday. I've been on this site since 2013/2014 until I left in 2023. I feel this chapter has been closed.

Anonymage 10/30/25 (Thu) 14:45:09 No.226926

>I'm here to post about how I don't post here anymore

Supercritical 99 and I will find you and make you eat your birthday cake after I've already digested it

1d99

[ 1d99 = 74 ]

Anonymage 10/30/25 (Thu) 17:55:46 No.226927

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>>226926
how do i can into dice roll?

Anonymage 10/30/25 (Thu) 19:07:00 No.226934

This is going as well as it did when I mentioned hitting wizard status at work lol.

Anonymage 10/30/25 (Thu) 20:05:44 No.226939

>>226934
Oh well. Honestly, this is a formality. I've seen a bunch of these threads throughout the years, and I felt compelled to create one. It's good to carry on the tradition.

Anonymage 10/30/25 (Thu) 20:44:46 No.226940

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>>226934
I stopped an power-tripping highlander from pressuring me by telling him I am 3rd gen fatherless

facts like that or wizardy are better off in a fight to scare off power-tripping yobs with that "fuck this whole street cred, i am loco"

Anonymage 10/30/25 (Thu) 21:30:11 No.226942

🎲1d20[ 1d20 = 11 ]

Anonymage 10/30/25 (Thu) 22:09:49 No.226946

>>226940
What?

Anonymage 10/31/25 (Fri) 09:14:35 No.226954

>>226946
>>226946
I prevented a hazardous street-fight-starting argue from a dangerous-looking fella by telling him I am not just fatherless, it runs for generations + wizard status = he kinda enjoyed my 10-minute talk how people in big cities historically almost never seem to procreate enough to replentish the population thus making the city rely on new people moving in.