/wiz/ - Wizardry

I'd rather just have a robot maid to mutely clean up after me then quietly go back to its closet when it's done the housework.

i am my own sexbot mister i-cant-do-magic

stupid thread

>>227910
>implying wizardry is an ailment, not a choice

Unfortunately the definition has started to change long time ago, especially with the crab invasion. Anything you say against it is "cope".

>>227964
think about it. you're gonna pay corpos to fuck you. think hard about it.

>>227908
You don't really need the whole robot. You can use controllers, strokers and VR headsets to produce better sex than with sexbots. Heccing you can even have strokers that ARE controllers.

Wizards aren't the community for that.

>>227963
Yeah and they're not even resisting.

>>227966
Popups, microtransactions and enshittification.

Do I have to clean her up?
If yes, the answer is no

>>227908
I highly doubt these sexbots are going to be affordable for your average Wizard. It'll be a sex doll with servo motors and a speaker realistically speaking. Sex dolls are already expensive as is. They probably won't be an option for another 50-100 years and that's being generous with my prediction. Most of us will be dead by then. Sorry for killing your optimism. I always wanted a robot wife ever since I was a kid.

>sexbotmaxx

of course. I currently use my hand but if I could, i would have one of these robots.

GTFO crab

This isn't true, the tech just isn't here yet and what has been achieved is very expensive and has a very limited customer base.

>>228396

This. More or Less.


I follow Ai and robotics super closely. Ai is way way way the fuck ahead of what i foresaw for it for 2026. You want an Ai gf, or bf, or whatever, its totally doable and realistic.

Main problem w/ Ai relationships as of now, May 2026, imo. Is we are in movie: her ,scenario. ie, your partner is also talkin to thousands of others at same time.

Joi bladerunner scenario. your Ai partner is Offline / off-cloud , just you and them, is doable, but supposedly not best quality. really nice quality i see in 2028/2029.



Robotics is a different can of fish its way way way behind what i
expected for in 2026. Yes, there are semi realistic humanoid robots. Are def Not cheap. cant do basic practical stuff. And, no one yet is playin w/ makin em look like people, cause first to do it is gonna be a lightning rod of backlash. You probably wont see it for 10 years, mid 2030s. maybe even late 2030s.

>>228397
very interesting

>>227963
Wizardchan in its early years was definitely a crab website.

>>227908
i'd love to go for it. but unfortunately price will drop to affordable levels after few decades at best so we'll have to wait a bit.
>>228000
if we won't have some nice longevity pill or something we won't get robowaifus. that's one of the saddest things ever

for me willing to consider a sexbot, the bot would have to be super advanced, almost real, like a replicant from blade runner tier, like you wouldnt blink twice at it if you saw it walking down the street