/wiz/ - Wizardry

>As my life is now I could probably rot away years upon years away miserably in the blink of an eye.

but why would you want to do that when you can build yourself a nice life. has anyone told you that you are a man and that you can just make your life nice if you so choose? you are not a succubus sitting on a couch hoping to catch a man who will rescue her from depression, you are your own savior and the creator of your personal paradise. suffering is optional.

when i was your age i listened to a lot of self-help (audio)books AND NOW I AM HELPING MYSELF! THIS WORKS. may nobody talk shit about self-help books, they work. they did help. promises made, promises kept!

>>229522
i have nothing to pivot to. SELF IMPROOOOOOOVvVVing did nothing but burn a hole in my wallet and waste my time. I'm a hermit i hate people and can't even pretend to be interested in them

All i ever wanted was a simple fucking life. Never was a go getter. i never wanted to be the best. Every self help nigger basically wants you to brainwash yourself into being a psychopath that only sees their life as work upon work

i just need to know how to get a bullshit job because god knows i need a fucking break

>>229522
>has anyone told you that you are a man and that you can just make your life nice if you so choos
Doesn't work like that, in order to have a nice life you need luck, money and health, you can't just choose to have that.

you picked worst time to look or try to hop. Job market, internationally, is worst its been since 2008,

>>229521
get an overnight security job at an "internal" account where youre just sitting in an empty office building all night. thats what i do. I clock in and sit on my ass for 8 hours shitposting, listening to music, and watching streams

>>229523
>i have nothing to pivot to.

there might be language barrier, i don't quite understand. sounds to me you wish to be a flag and turn into whatever direction the wind is blowing but that's not gonna work, that is the female perspective.

>SELF IMPROOOOOOOVvVVing did nothing but burn a hole in my wallet and waste my time.

wat? it's free. if you insist on paying for it you can. a book will cost you as little as one or two takeout meals but clearly your approach has been that of a consumer if this has made a dent in your finances. ++this part of the post is only visible for wizchan GOLD members++

if this felt like a waste of time then you have not found the good stuff. when i was 18 and frist stumbled upon these books, audiobooks, seminars and videos, i was mesmerized. i would listen to them all day and find stuff i can do while listening, it was very difficult to convert file formats and load things onto first generation mp3 players. you litterally just have to drag and drop files on your phone, connect headphones, and listen to it while hiking in the woods or chilling in the park.

>I'm a hermit i hate people and can't even pretend to be interested in them

i am the same way. when people want to meet me and give me their attention, i am annoyed and it is a chore to me. don't dress like a normal person, dress weird so people are nervous around you and don't bother you with attempts of friendship. i always wear everything of one color (black or gray) and i wear sunglasses inside (even though they are unhealthy, they block unwanted eye contact by predatory people)

>All i ever wanted was a simple fucking life.
you can have it, don't despair. as you get older things will get easier. you just need to get good at avoiding the traps, almost everything is a trap in this system.

>Never was a go getter. i never wanted to be the best. Every self help nigger basically wants you to brainwash yourself into being a psychopath that only sees their life as work upon work

there is some truth to what you say but it is way better then being a consumer who playes video games (i mean the mindless ones) and watches degenerating entertainment.

>i just need to know how to get a bullshit job because god knows i need a fucking break
try this: find someone old who is overworked and offer to do computerstuff like sorting emails and typing letters and troubleshoot his computer problems.

don't lose hope you are making a lot of mistakes, what matters is that you don't repeat them and let them influence your model of what is possible for you. don't flee into doomscrolling, do stuff, learn and grow and when you do it at your own pace, it does not feel psychopathic. i've been doing it for a while so when i do something it looks like everything i do is fast and efficient but this is just the experience of age. i maintain peace of mind.

>>229527
extremely based. I don't know what an internal account is i guess i have to look it up now. I've also seen anons that do similar things for cemetaries. Though I don't live near any.

>>229526
Yea I know it's terrible. Every employer wants a slave for minimum or a senior technician with 15 years of exp. But I just now have a small pittance I can use as collateral for trying something new

>>229528
>there might be language barrier, i don't quite understand. sounds to me you wish to be a flag and turn into whatever direction the wind is blowing but that's not gonna work, that is the female perspective

People often pivot to other things because they acquired skills, money, or connections that allow them to take risks with a safety net. My "safety" net is getting a shitty job but I become a slave to it for years because my very limited connections and money are binding and make risks impossible to take

I'm done with therapy talk. I have a father I don't need internet daddy to grift my attention to tell my to clean my room or some basic bitch shit i have heard a million times

>try this: find someone old who is overworked and offer to do computerstuff like sorting emails and typing letters and troubleshoot his computer problems
that can work too I guess.

Maybe a craigslist ad would do? the only people I know are cheapskates that want me to do everything for pennies however

>>229532
>I'm done with therapy talk. I have a father
ask him to teach you about dignity and how to carry your own weight then.

>I don't need internet daddy to grift my attention to tell my to clean my room or some basic bitch shit i have heard a million times

is too bad you couldn't have been alive during the egyptian days because then you could have just been a slave and built the pyramids and do what the loud guy with the whips told you and not be bothered with basic bitch shit you have heard a million times. for the first time in human history it is possible to learn about stuff instantly on the computer to the point where the computer answers your questions directly without having to make sense of books yourself and you are so degenerate that you only care about money instead of creating a life for yourself. you can outgrow all your problems but not when you refuse to grow.

>Maybe a craigslist ad would do? the only people I know are cheapskates that want me to do everything for pennies however

don't ask the people you know, meet new people. ask random old people in the park if they know someone who could use help with computer stuff and pay you for it. when you can type 300 keys per minute and you are helping someone who writes 100 keys per minute, you can write in an hour what that person would write in 3 hours. imagine you could save someone 10 hours of work per week like that, that'd be quite the attractive offer to someone who is overworked.

>>229528
>DUUUUDE YOU NEED MAN UP AND GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS BRO
>try this: find someone old who is overworked and offer to do computerstuff like sorting emails and typing letters and troubleshoot his computer problems.
Self-help gurus used to promise success, wealth, happiness. Now the best they can offer is an IT support job. Life is just fucked now for anybody not in the top percentages. Even young normies hate linkedin self-improvement culture nowadays.

>>229536
>you are so degenerate that you only care about money instead of creating a life for yourself. you can outgrow all your problems but not when you refuse to grow

Lol, Lmao.

I never grew up wanting to think about money. I already own all the things i could ever need or want even as a poorfag. it's all a distraction. My parents did it all you know, they made a business, they slaved away 14 hour days every fucking day with no vacations. What did that land them? they're still working well into retirement age. I learned a lesson from them. Hard work is worthless. It got them nowhere.

I have 2 *much* older brothers. They're both moderately wealthy. Did they work nearly as hard as my parents? did they slave away for decades in a dead end business to (((make it)))?

NO, one of my brothers got married to a rich succubus in college and is living a good life. The other was born in the right time when the economy was good and college was worth a shit in the right field. Sure it wasn't easy for him but like i said, it wasn't the slavery my parents went through for decades. And now they've blown my parents' shitty life situation out of the water. I'm so done with money and go-getter bullshit. Every time I have to waste my time and money on something it becomes a sink to waste even more money.

I should be working a trade right now but i got in a car crash :)

Looks like all the hard work is paying off! And now I have no car or job to show for it :)

>>229532
"Internal" simply meaning "not outside." you want a site where you're inside a building that is already secured with access control mechanisms like turnstiles and elevator badges. That way, 99% of the time, anyone coming in is supposed to be there and works there.

Dealing with the general public out in the open is an absolute fucking nightmare and not worth any amount of money

>>229552
duly noted

>Dealing with the general public out in the open is an absolute fucking nightmare and not worth any amount of money

so true man.. everyone thinks they're the main character like businesses dont have a bottom line to uphold. its always the most uppity asshole customers that ask the most and pay the least

>>229537
>Self-help gurus used to promise success, wealth, happiness

interesting that your impression of you gurus is just 100% about presentation and emotions and 0% about the substance that they are trying to advocate for.

>Life is just fucked now for anybody not in the top percentages

it is not. while there are plenty of fucked up parts, you are a fool for not trying to get in contact with the good parts: access to tools has never been better in human history. i go to the supermarket and for the price of what one cup of coffee and a piece of cake will cost you in the bakery you can get a massive wrench or a screw driver set or a saw or a drill or a set of files. if you are dot-it-yourself minded then this time is amazing and i can not understand any poor person who is so stupid as to let himself be mesmerized by consumerism porn (advertisement) into wanting everything pre-built. that is completely the wrong approach. don't buy pre-build, YOU BUILD. you can build your own empire out of other people's trash but you are too busy crying because you want social status, which isn't real.

>>229538

like a moth is drawn to the light, you are drawn to the insult in the post. i facepalm at this on your behalf.

you sound like you learned from your parents how not to become. so did i. keep learning that's the only way out the shit. keep improving stuff so your life will be easier as age begins to be a factor for you.

>I should be working a trade right now but i got in a car crash :)

oh yeah i should have seen it coming! you did not do your success affirmations in front of the mirror and that is why you did not know beforehand on how to avoid the crash, that's what it is, my guru told me this.

>>229567
What even is your job? You can't bloviate so much about opportunities or doing things unless you're at least upper middle class or something. I am not going to do the wagie dance unless I am getting a lot from it. It's better to die otherwise.

>>229521
>How do you go about this?
I went in as janitor, showed some interest and knew what I was talking about when computer stuff popped up… was able to transfer over to warehouse/equipment and now clean power supplies and sort cables and stuff… dream job really for our kind. And yes, just put in a request for later shift so there's even less people to deal with so I'm taking the win.

>>229610
>now clean power supplies and sort cables and stuff… dream job really for our kind.
I don't get it, why is it a dream job?

>>229634
i can see why, cleaning machines and sorting cables beats the humiliation ritual of cleaning shit smears in a greasy bathroom. People probably dont bother wiz either since it's easy to look busy

>>229648
>go on indeed
>search for overnight security
>make sure the description mentions "office," "airport," "luxury condo,"

I can personally vouch for GardaWorld and Allied Universal. They higher anyone with a pulse. If you can show up on time, wear your uniform, and not fall asleep/do your patrols, you're good

>>229521
Wondering the same thing, mayun.
I just quit my torture simulation the other day. The old man who used to be the department manager couldn't deal with the suits making constant retarded changes anymore, so he bounced, and a month after basically taking on the manager's work load for the same pay later, a short-haired, early 20s pube beard sociopath took over as manager. I had prognosticated "young idiot gets power and immediately abuses it", but working under that ruthless chodecleaner still came as a huge shock, considering up until then I had been working under a sweet old man who just wanted to distribute work among the two of us evenly, for three whole years.
Whenever he called for my attention, he'd use it as an opportunity to try to bully me since I'm a pretty agreeable person who just wants to be amicable at all times, but he kept pushing me to the point where I called him out on his shit. From then on, he tried to get me fired at every turn, resorting to lies about who was getting their work done (he had a hard-on for the only other guy in our department, some nigger who does nothing but chat with colleagues in the backroom). It quickly got to the point where not a day went by where I wasn't getting called into the office.
Quitting felt so good, but now I'm teetering between the ecstasy of freedom, and wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to do now. I don't want to go back to destroying my back for peanutbrained, pitiless, cuntface managers, but I can't think of a single good vocation to pursue. My pops said he plans on throwing me out by this Fall, and is super pissed about me quitting since he figures he could've squeezed some more EBT money if I got fired instead.
I tried online gambling like a dummy, and lost 40 bucks. I'm probably too stupid to know how to bend the system of get-rich-quick scams like sports betting, or buying shares.
When I'm in a more delusional state, I tend to imagine how good life would be if I just became a bum. But then I snap back and realize that's harder than being a wagie, thanks to the new normal, year-round brutal weather and the fact that I'd have to suck dick for food.
tl;dr help me manifest mainland nukes and/or mass suicide of billionaires

>>229688
i got a taste of bumming it around in my car, and man was it shit. Maybe if i didn't live in the flyover desert part of america it would have been better but still. not having any security but relying on a shitty car that was slowly breaking down was scary in a way. Even a shoebox on the side of the road would have been comfier lol. Then comes the issue of electricity, water, and sanitation. food is plentiful tbh. bums never starve unless they want to

it's good you only lost $40 gambling. I had friends that gambled every single night with daddy's money. wouldnt even want to know how much they lost

>>229688
>>229710
The people that 'make' money gambling tend to underreport or flat out ignore their losses. Winning $5000 in one night looks decidedly less impressive if you lost $2000 on the previous three nights.

My problem with finding a job is my mood fluctuates so often
30% of the time I'd be fine with whatever can put food on the table, but the rest of the time my reality is nothing but an existential nightmare and I kick myself for being too retarded to work a job that rewards your brilliance with fat stacks
being a self-aware retard is the worst fate imaginable
>too intelligent to be a self-indulgent normalfag with no ego problems, and a life worth living
>too tarded to find fulfilling, well-paying work. only future in sight is one in which I do nothing but fail at hobbies, and life on the brink of starvation; hopping from one dead-end minimum wage legal-slave job to the next

>>229743
>>229743
>and I kick myself for being too retarded to work a job that rewards your brilliance with fat stacks

maybe. or maybe unconscious parts of you are making the wise choice of keeping you from these evil high paying jobs that give you the luxury but make you hate yourself to the point where you flee into multiple personalities.

what stand out to me is that you don't seem to have found the present moment yet.

be a stupid baizou, go to a stupid school like art history for clowns and get your grad. Hey bro I am a useless fucking leftist scab, let me in okay? Soon the doors opened, and scabby the parasite was working as a diverity equity uninclusion officer full time minding the lunch menus in the canteena for cultural authenticity

>>229769
Humanitarian and magical to get indian instead of burgers.

the job market is as shit as its ever been. If you guys figure anything out let me know.

>>229521
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