/wiz/ - Wizardry

I wish to be rich, so all the succubi in turn wish they'd be worth my attention

1 birllion dollars

I want to be a red dwarf star. I want one year to be trillions of years. I want to outlive everyone. I want to have eternal life. I want to have infinite time.

I wish i were a god

I've hated that fucking cat since I saw him for the first time!
I always hated that dumb anime thing of always having an "adorable" pet!

wish for invulnerability so feds cant stop me. i would kill every meat lobbyist and free the animals (in usa cause i dont care what happens in other countries.) then i would enslave some animators and force them to make cartoons to my specifications (to be released in usa cause i don't care what happens in other countries).

>>230057
Based

>>230040
Granted. Now a group of socially well-placed succubi has accused you of sexual harassment and there's an arrest warrant for you.

>>230041
Granted. There's now 1 billion dollars in $20 bills, in a big and long disorganized pile in the street closest to your place of residence.

>>230042
One wish. Granted. You're now a big ball of hydrogen and helium somewhere in the vacuum of space.

>>230047
Granted. You're now Cloacina and your job is to oversee the Roman sewers forever. Your power is the ability to unclog pipes made of lead.

>>230057
Granted. You're now made of a highly organized system of neutrinos. Nobody can touch or interact with you. You also can't touch or interact with anything else, including gravity. You're now passing through Earth towards Orion.

I wish to have sex with you, Kyubei. I wish to fuck you HARD while still retaining my virgin status. I want it to be painful for both of us.

>>230069
kek

>>230069
Are you going to tie up Sayaka's body?

>>230076
Yessss i can tie up sayaka body

>>230069
it's okay, sex with 2d doesn't take away wiz status, so there's no need for the clause to retain virgin status

At this point, I am the "be afraid what you're wishing for" even when I post in threads like this

Make all goonercels ACK

I ask for the strength to ack myself without giving it a second thought.

>>230136
Suicide doesn't require strength. It requires weakness. Wish to be weak instead.

i wish to stop being so skinny and perfect