No.302684
Stab her
No.302685
>>302684this is too easy
i have a "motive", i live in a tower block, I have a history of being angry with her - i will be da prime sus
No.302686
>>302685Can't be the prime sus if you eat her. You can chop up her bones with a saw, boil it for a few hours in a large crockpot and make gelatin bone broth. Crush her bones afterwards for bone powder. Everything else is easy to eliminate.
Even if you do become prime sus, doesn't mean its for real. You can always get acquitted if you play your cards right.
No.302689
Tell her your manager or workplace don't like you receiving unimportant calls at work and block her.
No.302690
In her defense, sometimes a pair of pants can be a bad cut. I usually don't notice such things but occasionally someone will show up to work in those 1994 pleated khakis that never looked good on anyone or those pencil slims that accentuate bow legs or whatever.
No.302711
>>302690You see, my mom is kinda obcessed with 'making sure I understand' part of telling me I have a quirk here (weird-looking running pants) or there (something about food) or something about old traditions - she's KEEN TO TILT me.
No.302719
>>302711Ah, I see your point. That's just dunking on you - not cool!
No.302720
She's bored, selfish and immature.
She's trying to cook up any sort of drama or excuse to get you to entertain her.
Get her involved in something to get her to focus on something else.