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 No.275129[Last 50 Posts]

Suicide general, - Discuss everything suicide related here.
>Question of the thread.
What's heroin overdose like? Anyone got any experience with it?

 No.275132

>>275129
>2017
Aw, thats already 6 years now

 No.275141

advice for a neet that has a shared PO box with family and no income (200 in private savings) or transportation to die fast? no guns either sadly here

 No.275166

>>275129
>What's heroin overdose like? Anyone got any experience with it?
Not sure how close to an overdose, but back when I abused RC opioids one time my mom knocked on my door because I was breathing strangely in my sleep (I would usually pass out drowsy af after 30min to an hour). I would not breathe for a while then take a big gasp of air apparently. I felt fine.

 No.275176

>>275166
What is "RC opioids"?

 No.275177

>>275176
RC = research chemical

Basically gray market drugs you can buy online. They're technically legal to sell if you don't market them for human consumption. So while LSD is federally illegal in the US, for example, 1P-LSD isn't and the effects are nearly identical.

 No.275180

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>>275176
RC = royal crown

Basically blue market colas you can buy online. They're tastefully easy to sell if you don't market them to nonwizard gaywads. So while Diet RC is fantastically dietary in the wizard's body, for example, Double-sugar Diet RC isn't and the taste is nearly identical.

 No.275182

>>275180
Nick Fuentes plugged RC cola as well fam…

 No.275184

>>275180
Isn't that full of inflammatory artificial sugars like every other coke?

 No.275186

>>275182
its part of his scheme to be King of the Crabs

 No.275206

isnt fentanyl best to od on? ppl accidentally do it all the time, and just from laced pills. i have no idea how to do that though

 No.275244

is there a chan/forum more suited to actual suicide advice? On here it's more about discussion depression and how it affects one.
Thing is, I've come across a highly effective suicide method and don't want to give some 19 yo with a whole life ahead the wrong idea.

 No.275274

so, this charcoal burning/CO intoxication painless or not?

 No.275284

>>275244
Sanctioned suicide

 No.275288

yuck, ms windows.

 No.275289

>>275288
machead

 No.275311

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whats the longest you have gone without sleeping ,in a row?
Surely someone who is gonna kill himself has the guts to stay awake for 60,70 hours, aye?
tell here, in this here thread, ye sleep deprivated experience and nocturnal ruminations

 No.275312

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is there any way to access a japanese suicide forum? 2chan is for jap-only proxies and I dunno how to bypass that
surely theres IS a forum for extreme hikkis to plan their Final Trip in japan?

 No.275416

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>>275129
How is hanging with a belt? Have any wizards tried it? As it seems its my only choice left. If so, please give me instructions or link to instructions how to complete it. I would be very thankful on a guide. Thanks you in advance.

 No.275418

>>275416
Degenerates who perform autoerotic asphyxiation are often found strung up by the very belt they undid in order to drop their pants.

 No.275419

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>>275416
if you an hero you won't be able to look at pictures of beautiful anime succubi anymore…

 No.275422

>>275311
5 days.
Warning: Intentional sleep deprivation can cause chronic insomnia.

 No.275423

>>275419
If he's looking at them while fading away, then he'll technically be looking at them for every second of the rest of his life. Such an achievement

 No.275448

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I posted this in the other suicide thread, but it seems like that thread is dead. Now for my big question, what happens if you touch the third rail of a subway track? would it be fatal or just hurt like a fucker?

 No.275449

>>275448
You would die instantly, and if a breaker wasn't tripped, the arcing would saw you in half. Thousands of metroids would be late for work or home.

 No.275450

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>>275449
>the arcing would saw you in half
I hope you aren't bullshitting because that's fascinating.

 No.275453

>>275450
A video can be observed of a human laying, torso on the roof and neck on a small power line. After some seconds of sparks and spatter, his head plummits to the ground

Arc welders make molten steel in milliseconds, imagine the many small pockets of water, blood, and fat within flesh heating up so rapidly as to burst.

 No.275454

>>275453
I was just wondering because it seems like the most available method for people living in the USA who are near big cities in blue states. I live near NYC and I have never seen any news about someone who killed them selves this way. Maybe it’s because they can clean them up really quick, or they don’t ever mention it. The idea that news organizations wouldn’t pick this up is just ridiculous so I don’t think Americans really use this method that much.

 No.275455

>>275453
That's some scary but fascinating shit, wizzie. Good post.

 No.275457

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what will wizzies do what their belongings\savings and money?
burn it? give it away to charity? sell it to buy a suicide item such as gun?

 No.275460

>>275448
I'm reading on it, voltage might not be that high (750 volts DC, which I mean it's high but a taser gun can do 20k volts), but the amperage is up to 150 amps, that is insane, a current of .2 amps can already kill a person, 150 amps + 750v? You'd be fried instantly.

 No.275461

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you guys ,must understand that the quickest and safest and surest way to die is to COMPLETE YOUR MISSION on Earth.
humans are literally only alive to fulfill their mission. just hurry up, do it, go ahead and wrap it up and you will be ded peacefully and naturally in a few weeks after mission is fulfilled

 No.275465

>>275461
shut up schizo.

 No.275466

>>275461
What’s the hotkey for quest journal?

 No.275468

>>275461
Lobotomize all geniuses in the name of equity.

Having a high IQ should be made illegal, because more intelligent people lead parasitic lifestyles and hoard wealth. REDUCE THEIR INTELLIGENCE, EITHER VOLUNTARILY OR AGAINST THEIR WILL. Heil Equity

 No.275481

>>275461
sounds like malarkey.

 No.275482

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I wont post the link because its all clickbait sites but this monk from thailand beheaded himself with a DIY guillotine to reach nibbana

 No.275497

>>275482
Buddhists are pedos now, it's sad to realize even Buddhism is a sham nowadays. Nothing is real anymore.

 No.275502

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>>275497
>dallai lama does something weird
>ZOMG EVERY BUDDHIST LOVES FIDDLING LITTLE BOY DICKS NOW

 No.275506

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today I CLEAN SHAVED and I feel significantly less suicidal
if you go trough life or trough your house looking like a hobbo who lives in a hole , mental health is gonna suffer. stay clean, not stinky, properly presentable.. do it for you not for normogroids

 No.275507

>>275497
All centralized religions are nothing but bullshit. Plus there wasn't any dalai lama in Buddhas teachings, he was pretty specific when he said if you ever meet a Buddha - kill him, meaning no worshipping individuals, ever. If you are retarded and ignore what the founder for your religion says clearly and specifically, you get pedo dalai lamas, gods, devils, heavens and hells, and other shit that is later additions of degenerates incapable of true understanding.

 No.275508

>>275507
thats not in the pali cannon, you are a Zen shill

 No.275510

>>275508
Zen, mahayana, theravada, it is all mental trash. There is nothing to be attached to, nothing to identify as, nothing to pursue, no one to worship. That is all Buddhism is.

 No.275512

>>275507
At this point, observing the world and religion. Thinking for myself etc, I just can’t take religion seriously, its all just bunch of looney schizo for people who can’t cope in a world full of suffering. I don’t blame them but i’m never gonna take this shit face value, philosophy seems way more interesting and realistic.

 No.275513

>>275510
>thousands of learned monks who spent decades studying buddhism are wrong! I, a shitposter on wizchan, am right!!

 No.275514

>>275512
Excessive religiosity should be cured through brain surgery. A cure is within view, but society denies the clear truth : Many brain diseases are solvable through strategically damaging neural structures - especially if nipped in the bud during childhood or infancy.

 No.275515

>>275506
>CLEAN SHAVED
ok normalfag. not everyone has a prominent chin, y'know

 No.275549

>>275129
Stop being faggots and face life as it is. I know that this world is hell on earth for the average wizard, but you need to find a way to cope with life. Avoid drugs, alcohol and all the other normalcattle copes. Find weird hobbies. Become someone interesting. The world needs more weirdos like us.

 No.275573

>>275549
>hobby = social capital

 No.275574

Hmmmm… my one creative hobby will never be interesting to anyone but myself. Should I respec into beekeeping or gun collecting?

 No.275580

>>275574
what is your hobby

 No.275600

>>275574
go into the deepest wilderness and become someone who eats the meat of cryptids (using the guns you collect)

 No.275702

anything i should know about charcoal burning? i have a cat that i definitely don't want to kill, so I'll open up windows and put a wet towel at the bedroom door, tape the keyhole shut.
anything else?

 No.275705

what is your solution for a dead-man switch? right now i'm planning to use the "send later" feature to delay sending an email for 12 hours or something

 No.275706

The only thing preventing me from killing myself is that I have a lot of stuff in my room and I don't want anyone to have to deal with removing it after i'm dead.

 No.275731

>>275706
Worst excuse I've ever read on this website.

 No.275732

I was ready to hang myself, had cleaned apartment, did all that annoying clear-the-devices things, had starved for 4 days, but playing with head in knot and trying to slowly shut down consciousness is so wierd and creepy… And now Im rotting again in my bed for some days. All I want is just a gun and one bullet, why is this privilege? Hate this world without easy exit.

 No.275733

>>275706
It's not gonna matter dude. Seconds will become eons, time will cease to matter after you lose your consciousness.

 No.275742

>>275706
>The only thing preventing me from killing myself is that I have a lot of stuff in my room

Same, but not because I don't want anyone to deal with it, but because it's nice to look at.
I only buy very expensive objects that cost 2k+ each. As a result I also had to get a good security system for my place.

I need to save up for a few months for each object, but soon I've filled up my place with all sorts of goodies.
The only reason I do that is to wake up surrounded by beautiful things I like.
It's one of the few things keeping me alive.

A natural antidepressant of sorts.

 No.275764

ordered SN yesterday, today my order was canceled bc the company doesnt ship internationally. i cant find any other suppliers who sell for personal use + ship to my country. guess im doomed. i just wish there was an easy and available way to exit peacefully

 No.275765

>>275764
i have the same problem. i found a source but it wont ship to my country. im getting desperate

 No.275776

>>275764
just get heroin, why bother with worse stuff thats 100x harder to get?

 No.275788

OP here, I have about 0.5g of some White China heroin that I've already tested to be authentic. Would this kill me? I'm pretty skinny and heroin sounds romantic to go out with anyway.

 No.275799

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>>275788
The highest value I can find for smack is 200mg so that would constitute a lethal dose up to 60% impurity, and china white is more potent. It's essentially certain

 No.275816

I've done a little bit of research into fentanyl recently, and it sounds like a nice way to go. Supposedly it can be obtained in pill form, which I think would be my preferred method. However, I know absolutely nothing about obtaining illegal substances. I know sometimes people suggest the darknet black market, but I honestly don't know how that works. Does anyone here know how to find a dealer? Also what do I do to ensure a smooth purchase and avoid getting mugged in the ghetto?

P.S. If I sound a bit retarded in this post it's because I essentially am retarded when it comes to drugs and illegal activity.

 No.275827

It is absurdly difficult to kill oneself. I've had everything prepared for 2 weeks now, every night I say I'm going to do it. I can semi-hang myself for by leaning into the noose, enough that I see stars and give myself a headache for a few hours afterwards, but I physically cannot jump off the chair.

I will be homeless (again) at the end of the month, so hopefully the increasing direness of my situation will grant me the resolve to actually go through with this.

 No.275834

>>275454
I think its relatively rare but not unheard of. In the city I live in I can recall maybe 2 occasions of the train being delayed due to suicides on the railway. In both cases I only knew because it personally delayed me. There wasnt much reporting on it, just a small paragraph or 2 in local news websites. So maybe it does happen and just not widely reported on

 No.275838

The world is a dystopia that forces me to submit to it. The feeling of having no escape is what makes me want to kill myself the most. It was okay when I was just doing escapism in my room with no pressure to conform, but eventually that comes to an end and I'm right back to wanting to KMS.

 No.275846

>>275834
Suicide happens constantly but it is almost never reported. They purposely hide it for obvious reasons

 No.275847

>>275454
>The idea that news organizations wouldn’t pick this up is just ridiculous
You're a retard. One person dies by suicide in USA every 11 minutes (source: CDC). It's a daily normal occurrence that reveals how broken society is, and apparently leads to suicide contagion, so of course they dont report on it.

 No.275851

I tried partial suspension hanging when I was 17. I actually fainted, which is what is supposed to happen if you close the carotid artery, but woke up and clawed at my neck to remove the rope. I haven't been able to try seriously since. I wish it worked. Lifetime of misery.

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 No.275855

>>275827
It probably won't. It took a surprising amount of things I never thought about going in to it to finally get to the point pulling the trigger with what I thought was finally set up right. The first try was so silly, like
>gee I smell bad I should take a shower
>oh wait it's dark out I don't have a flashlight and I don't remember how to assemble the gun
>ah okay, well, hrm, actually, I forgot how to aim it
>oh wait this is a bad spot because too many people will see
>shit shit shit there's a work crew across the street that starts up at 4am? reee

And then when I was finally ready it just went *click* because it was dark and raining and everything was in bags to keep it from getting wet and I think in the panic I either put the bolt carrier on wrong or forgot it has to load from the magazine and then I had to bail because the security guard showed up just as I hustled back to my car to double-check the process.

So I'm not saying you should kill yourself, but it can be instructive to actually try to work through the process rather than fantasize about it being as easy as you'd like to think.

 No.275888

>>275816
What country are you in? Generally, you can't buy Fentanyl on the deep web as it's considered a chemical weapon. In the U.S, Fent is everywhere as a cheaper alternative to Heroin but it's not used to euthanasia

 No.275901

>>275888
I'm in the U.S.
>Fent is everywhere as a cheaper alternative to Heroin but it's not used to euthanasia
My thought is that I could, if necessary, make several purchases of fentanyl over time, basically until I'm certain I have enough to kill me. I doubt it would take much either, since I'm not used to any drugs stronger than simple ibuprofen, so my body likely can't handle much fentanyl. I could then hide it in my room somewhere until 'the day' when I will drive to whatever comfy suicide spot I have planned and take it all at once. This is also why I would prefer a pill-form: not only is it easy to conceal and carry, but I can take them all easily and wash them down with whatever kind of drink I choose.

 No.275950

>>275901
You could very easily find it in most of the U.S. I've got some Heroin I'm planning to IV when 'the day' comes, but until then I've got some decent copes to keep me preoccupied with the gargantuan urge to kill myself; one of those copes is Heroin itself kek. What spot have you chosen? I'm probably just going to do it in my room instead of a hotel like I previously wanted to.

 No.275952

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>>275129
Suicidal people don't want to solve their problems, they just want to roll around in their own shit, complaining without doing anything productive, without looking for any solution, thinking of choosing the easy way out, the way out for losers, for faggots who can't face reality. . You have to face your reality, you have to accept the shitty life you've been given, and if you're man enough then you have to do something to change it.

 No.275954

>>275952
>for faggots who can't face reality
Made me laugh for some reason

 No.275955

>>275954
From a logical point of view, it is stupid to commit suicide, since the suicide does not seek to commit suicide to meet God or something like that, no, the suicide commits suicide to end his suffering. But the longer you live, the more attempts you can make, which exponentially increases your chances of success. The problem is that suicides do not want to solve their problems, their will is broken, they do not even have enough will to shoot themselves, however simple this may be in practical terms.

A real man does not do things because he wants to or does not want to do them, he does them because it is his duty, that is what you lack, will.

 No.275956

>>275952
Meaningless drivel
Another retard who got a whiff of energy shitting in others trying to cling to it
Happens regularly
Oh no suffer or else you’re a faggot, nonman, etc etc
You’re not saying anything with meaningful content

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 No.275972

How do I ensure that when I hang myself I don't end up brain damaged or braindead instead of dead?

 No.276025

>>275950
I'm sure there are a number of dealers around me, I just don't know how to find them or how to make transactions.
>What spot have you chosen?
I don't have a specific spot in mind yet, but I do live just a few hours away from some nice natural views. I figured I would just take a personal day off work without telling my parents. This way they'll think I'm at work and wont know anything is amiss until it's too late.

 No.276032

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>>275952
>and if you're man enough then you have to do something to change it.
The ol' "change everything" "no not like that" switcheroo

 No.276033

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2_2Cpu0dwI&t=1435s
This game was so comfy, with a great soundtrack and overall narrative;
it's a shame that the game itself was so shit because it has a comfy-childhood-blanket vibe.
I'm also very tired and depressed and will probably kill myself in a few months or definitely by the end of the year, either way, it doesn't really matter and nobody gives a shit anyway.
I'm 20, I have no idea how people manage to stay alive for decades after this point when everything just gets worse.
Everything is boring and depressing and retarded and pointless; everyone is so fucking stupid and phony. I can actually feel my cognitive decline measured out as the years go by. I would say I wasted my life -
but I never really lived anyway.

 No.276070

How much aspirin would i have to take to overdose ?

 No.276072

>>276070
That's extremely painful as it will dissolve your liver and attack your organs without making you dizzy

 No.276073

>>276072
When you take so many pain-stop pills that a new pain-start's.. heh, ironic, oxy-moronic even..

 No.276338

do you know that feeling when you don't want to go to bed alone, like every time you do it you die a little bit more inside

 No.276339

>>276338
Sort of. Not just alone, but just in a sad mood.
The days are always too short. I just feel like staying up and trying to improve my mood.
Really shit feeling to end a day on such a low point, and there isn't any escape from it even when sleeping.
Shit affects dreams, and stays there all the time until you wake up.
Really persistent. Feels like dreams at least should be an escape.

 No.276369

>>276338
nope, never felt anything like that, ever. i would tell you to kill yourself for being a worthless failed normalfaggot but considering the thread were in it looks like youre way ahead of me.

 No.276436

Big news. Yesterday Vermont opened up their assisted suicide program to out-of-state residents.

 No.276438

I have a box cutter and I'm drunk as shit and wanna slash my arteries. Is this a painful death?

 No.276439

>>276438
you're gonna slash yourself up and end up with a bunch of embarassing scars, I've done it before, don't make bad decisions just cause you're drunk

 No.276475

I don't know about you guys but shotgun to the head is how I wanna go

 No.276538

how the fuck do i obtain a firearm after involuntary hospitalization in the US?

 No.276539

>>276538
you have to get one off the street from some shady nig

 No.276576

>>276539
>gets shot and arrested

 No.276624

>>276538
In a very few states, if you can prove residency, you can get guns legally a few years after the hospitalization. I'm going to buy a smith and wesson 686

 No.276874

I feel like everyone searching for the perfect "painless" suicide doesnt actually want to go through with it.
I understand waiting for an opportunity to do it in a specific way, but if you really wanted to just die you could do it right now and be dead within the hour just by slitting your wrists.
Though personally I think suicide is a waste in most cases

 No.276929

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OK I have come up with an (excuse me if I say-so myself) super brilliant, hardcore, hot-blooded idea.
I will do anything and everything I wanted to do in life—but in an hyper-vivid "mental VR chamber" ie; lucid dream. Extreme sports, fights, etc…all under the astral sun I want to do, all travelling, etc.
but then! I will cease sleeping - and thus, cease to dream-. I will give up, "trade" my Ability to dream. im a religious person and seek to be a religious ascetic ,catholicism.
I dont know if any real Order or Seminary would accept a neet like me but this is my way of both enjoying life's boon and then dying to myself while on earth.
I plan this to be a 300-day thing
I will master lucid dreaming, maximize all its glory…then fast from sleep
I ll probably "sleep "standing up 1 hour a week so my brain doesnt totally die. but i wont be dreaming at all

 No.276930

The way I feel about life is the same feeling I've gotten before when I beat a game and do all the side content and than there is a total lack of anything left to do.
The magic is gone. All that is left to do is stop playing. Is this it? Is existence really all this? But my perspective is mine alone and the world is seen by many eyes, I will shut mine on my own accord someday soon.

 No.276970

I'm gonna jump into a river and end it soon. I can't swim. I'll be gone in 5 minutes.

 No.276994

>>276970
cya wizzie

 No.276995

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Should I seek to become the equivalent of a double-muscled blue belgian bull human?
i saw EQUIVALENT. im not a furry, G-d forgive. i dont want to become A bull but LIKE a bull
basically a mr oylmpia but with a big belly like a rikishi (sumo wrestler)

 No.276996

>>276995
Why do you want to look like a farm animal and develop congestive heart failure? If you want to dedicate yourself to your body do something better like calisthenics or swimming. Anything is better than becoming deformed cattle.

 No.277002

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>>276996
cause testosterone is a moral Categorical Imperative and you have-to-have as much of it as humanly possible

 No.277003

>>277002
Well it doesn't seem to be doing much good to the cattle over there being manhandled by an indian guy 1/5 of its size and wearing flipflops. Maybe going for a bigger brain instead is better, but that's just me.

 No.277004

>>276970
Please don't do this, wiz. If you have never swam before, I take this to mean you have never felt the sensation of needing to come up for air. It is horribly painful and your body WILL fight to survive once it realizes you are actually drowning. DO NOT DO THIS. I care about you and ask that you take some time to just calm your mind in whatever way you can. Sit down to a healthy, organic meal; get a good night's sleep in a quiet room; cry and scream if you have to, in order to let out the frustration that you feel. I actually do care about you though we will never meet.

 No.277005

>>276995
>G-d forgive.
You're Jewish, so you're too inbred to put on muscle.

 No.277006

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>>277003
>>277005
you are such a disgusting jerk you're probably a chud wanting to discredit wizards for locowing content

 No.277008

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>>277006
You're literally talking about becoming a cow of lol-proportions and are now calling us "Chuds", a term used to discredit young White men. You are a Jew. If you didn't want this information to sway others opinions about you when you asked for them, then don't inject your racial and religious identity in your post in a way that seeks to offend those who recognize God.

Jews aren't allowed to spell or say God because they only recognize Bael and Moloch as Gods

Please read some of the suicide advice posted in this thread.

 No.277010

>>277008
it was a joke
and im Celibate so you may mind your Adress

 No.277195

How are exit bags? Anything I should know about them before I give them a try? Is it true that they mix oxygen into the helium tanks?

 No.277416

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I just found a website on the open web where they sell Cyanade. So that's it? I take it all then I'm dead?

 No.277419

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why does overdosing on sleeping pills never get mentioned in these threads? seems like a safe and painless way to go
is there something that i'm unaware of that would make it an undesirable suicide method?

 No.277420

>>277419
It doesn't work

 No.277421

>>277420
have you tried it?

 No.277424

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how do I get loans off the (((bank))) to have some chaste fun before I go?
Im employed, legal, everything. Should I also try some risky investments with part of the loans?

 No.277429

>>277421
Yes.
Whole bottles of Diazepam and Clonazepam. Felt nothing. Didn't even fall asleep.

 No.277475

i can't bring myself to order suicide equipment.
apparently im a massive jew and can't stand thought of having wasted 140€ when i decide against going through with it

 No.277527

>>277424

Depends on your credit score. If you have a credit card and are in good standing go to the bank and ask them how much credit you can get for them as a signature loan. Depending on your income, usually you can get $40-50k within a week. If you have a good job and good credit, you can probably get up to $100k depending on your income. The better way would be to ask their mortgage dept and ask them for a mortgage, which will give you over $700k to play with but hiding it's real purpose from them is much harder.

 No.277529

>>277527
>Depending on your income, usually you can get $40-50k within a week.
Holy hell no. What boomer told you that?
Without owning any property to sign off on so the banks can take his house when he fails to pay, he'd be very lucky to qualify for a $500 payday loan.

 No.277548

I confirm that banks are not that stupid to let the suicidal wizards have fun off their pockets.

 No.277574

>>277529

Typical car loan is $20-35k. With good credit you can get up to $50-60k just for an automobile. I've done this for $50,000, despite having $50k cash I setup a second account for the loan to automatically draw from. In this way I get all the benefits of taking a $50k car loan but I don't have to worry about the monthly payment because I already have the money. Because I do this, the bank will give me up to ~$550k cash for a fixed rate home mortgage, and up to $900k if I agree to an adjustable-rate mortgage.

>Without owning any property to sign off on so the banks can take his house when he fails to pay, he'd be very lucky to qualify for a $500 payday loan.


All depends on your income + credit history. If you have no possessions but make $100k/yr as a truck driver, and have been doing that for three years, you have $300,000 as collateral. For most banks, they can provide you with up to a million with such money and perhaps more if you have an LLC or other business (like a trucking business..) for business loans. If you make $30k/yr as a Mcdonalds cashier for three years, you have about $100k accessible depending on how much rent you pay. Most people will fall between those areas.

Banks have no problem giving you money, because it is debt. It's paying them back that is the problem. But banks will almost always issue people new credit because the interest on it is so profitable. This is why banks are dangerous. This problem is irrelevant to a truly suicidal person who just wants a nice, comfortable and quiet hotel to kill themselves in.

 No.277575

One of the truest facts about reality is that banks will ALWAYS give you more money and will ALWAYS be extremely polite when giving you more money, because is is debt. succubi act like this too especially if the debt is being obtained on their behalf. This is how banks, and succubi, entrap men and destroy them. Getting more money is never a problem. Paying it back is.

Any US-born citizen can go out now and get a million dollar credit line in a year if they really work. But the bank will destroy them during the repayment period. This is how chads buy big mcmansions at 25 and are ruined by 35 as the bank, their ex-wife, and society grinds them down to pay for it.

 No.277589

i really want to kill myself. Being alive is bad. Being dead would be a lot better. Its disgusting having flesh its despicable having to keep desperately gasping for breath over and over. The feeling of having a body is a horror i can not describe. The drugs dont help anymore to supress this feeling. Every second alive is a torment i cant endure any more. I need to escape this asap

 No.277595

>>277589
I know how you feel.

 No.277610

>>277589
>i really want to kill myself. Being alive is bad. Being dead would be a lot better. Its disgusting having flesh its despicable having to keep desperately gasping for breath over and over. The feeling of having a body is a horror i can not describe
THEN DO IT AND STOP CRYING like A BITCH!

 No.277622

>>277574
Well, if one believes in 'the other side' there might be an advantage to having one's affairs in order and settled fairly - in this world to the next.

 No.277626

>>277595
Seriously, does anyone even understand how we got here to begin with? We must be the subject of an experiment of some kind – god or the "gods" looking down upon an absolutely crazy tapestry of causes all intertwined and affecting each other in ways that are beyond the grasping power of our brains.

 No.277628

>>277626
Wow surely you must be so important that God himself cursed you. So delusional some of you are.

 No.277647

Is god real? Serious question its important for me to know this. I feel like god is real. I think only damnation awaits me. I think that i really truly do

 No.277664

Thoughts on aerosol death? Apparently it can kill instantly and has a surprisingly high prevalence.

https://youtu.be/RpZKdnOvNBo

 No.277703

How do you encourage yourself to do it?
I'm a fucking failure of a human being, I should've killed myself a long time ago, but I never do it because I'm not motivated enough.

 No.277854

>>275416
just use a shibari rope it's ideal

 No.277867

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>>277647
9393
if you kill yourself you only die,don't do it though…
-frater Mohamad

 No.277887

>>275502
Just suck his tongue bro do you want reach nirvana?

 No.277888

All I can say to everyone Is don't do it!

 No.277911

I almost did it when I was 16, with partial suspension hanging. I fainted, but woke up, somehow. That's not supposed to happen. 15 years later, and I feel like I'll be ready to try again. Dean man walking.

 No.277966

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>>277911
Same, I wish everyday that the belt hadn't fucking snapped.

 No.278112

>>277416
It basically does the same thing carbon monoxide does so I guess you would need to inhale it, but idk taking cyanide works.

 No.278120

>>277416
Depends on what type of cyanide this is. If it's cyanide poisoning by gas that just means your lung get filled with acid, and you asphyxiate. But this type hurts a lot and it will feel like your lungs are being set on fire.

If its in pill form or a powder then it is probably either sodium or potassium cyanide. This is usually pretty fast and therefore less painfull way to die then the gas, but it make a fuck ton of lactic acid in your body so most of your muscles will hurt and twitch for a few seconds then you die.

If you want to go out by cyanide choose potassium cause it is more potent then sodium.

Still a gun is best.

 No.278121

>>277664
DO NOT ATEMPT THIS
It is like monoxide poisoning with lighter gas which means it have a much higher survivability chance and it will either make you actually medically retarded or give you asthma and like 12 other permanent side effects.

Also people who die instantly is usually do to long term exposure and they just go into cardiac arrest.

If you try this with just sniffing a bunch of aerosol deodorant at once you will have a seizure of up to 45 minutes. Where after you go into a coma and then after a long while die.
If you are unlucky and someone finds you before you die, the paramedics will resuscitate you out of your coma which also hurts like a bitch. After that there is about a 7% chance you will die while hospitalized, if you don't there is a 15-20% chance you will need to be in a neurological institute for at least a few months before you get discharged.

The only way for this to be an okay way of suicide is if you suffocate your self with it. But if you are doing that just buy a rope instead.

 No.278122

>>278120
>>278121
Just buy a gun instead of trying to poison your self.
No form of poison is good.

 No.278164

What would be the best gun to an hero?
I will get my firearms permit soon and I wanna get a gun that I can use if shit becomes too unbearable. I can only use a handgun though, automatic weapons are illegal in my country.

 No.278169

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Apparently prisoners in prison use heroin to commit suicide

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>>278164
One of these.

You can hold the gun up beside your head, right behind your ear where your brain stem is.

You can load this thing with magnum slugs and it will blow your entire head off.

 No.278175

>>278169
After searching for the LD50 for heroin it seems to be 21.8 mg/kg of body weight. The average man weighs 80 kg. So that comes out to 1744 mg or 1.75 grams. The price for a gram of pure illegal heroin is about 300 dollars, times that with 1.75 and the result is 525 dollars in total. In summary you are spending half a rack for a 50% chance of dying.

First in what fucking prison can you get enough heroin to overdose. Second probably one of the most expensive ways to die. Third if you get caught before you commit suicide your going to prison due to the illegal heroin.

And now to the part where I tell you what is going to happen to your body. Heroin is an opioid so actually one of the more pleasant ways of poisoning yourself. You will vomit feel generally ill, and after a few minutes you will pass out. After that you body will semi sleep for up to like 30 minutes.
If you win the coinflip you never wake.
If you lose the coinflip you will wake and feel bad.

Also warning paramedics will know almost instantly that it is an opioid overdose and they will you naloxone that shit will literally bring you back from the dead, it's that effective as a cure.

 No.278176

>>278169
>>278175
This actually got me thinking so I googled it. Fentanyl's LD50 is 30 micrograms/kg of body weight. Effectively 1 gram has about a 99.9-100% chance to kill you, and the street price is only about 200 dollars. It is also way faster only taking up to 3 minutes tops.
If you want to die by opiate, fentanyl is way better.
Unfortunately it can still be cured by naloxone so don't risk it while there are people nearby because the paramedics might be fast enough.

 No.278234

>>278175
Where did you get the source for this? I thought the LD50 of heroin was significantly less.

 No.278236

>>278234
INCHEM searched for diacetylmorphine. First result said that the intravenous result is 21.8 mg/kg

 No.278238

If I had a gun, I could've done it a few days ago. But I can't get a gun because I was put in a psych ward over 10 years ago so I can't legally buy a gun. This sucks.

 No.278240

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I wish I could "turn myself" into an atheist who believes in Eternal Oblivion after death. it seems extremely comfy and calm and an ultimate goal. but there ARE naturalist-atheist models of an afterlife so…and to boot, Im not atheist ;id like to be one.
my turning point was realizing that even in a god-less world where "everything is allowed", and anything goes, EVEN SO, even if nothing awaits after death,, even so, I would be a volcel, a committed celibate, an anti-sex*r

 No.278249

>>278240
you wish people would believe in god and wish it would you grand a wish let you have sex but the way you want it to occur

 No.278254

>>276033
and what keeps you alive? For waiting?

 No.278255

Hey guys I'm 18 and from Brazil how do I do the kms

 No.278258

My mother died, i have no source of income and i'm not doing anything to increase my chances of survival, like trying to get a job. I'm a 26 yo NEET living in Kazakhstan so my best perspective is to work as a shitcleaner. I just want to use SN but i'm not sure if mine is pure

 No.278261

>>278258
Being a janitor isn't that bad. It's better to clean bathrooms than have people treat you like shit.
But if you don't want to work on that, you can always resell something wholesale like dairy, eggs, fruits and vegetables, on a bicycle or motorcycle with a cart. You look for customers on facebook, and you sell all that. You can also sell things like chargers, headphones, mouses and gamer keyboards on facebook. These are simple businesses, you go to a local producer, or to the fruit and vegetable market in your city, buy a couple of boxes of tomatoes, eggs, etc., and sell them to local greengrocers. For each sale you will get 10-20%, although it is important that you spend time looking for a good supplier.
But above all things, touring the city, talking to people, and making your business grow little by little will also help you with the loss of your mother.

 No.278262

>>278258
Hello macaco friend, I hope you don't kill yourself. And if you do, I hope you use your body to make a rich and nutritious soup.

 No.278264

>>278258
Sorry about your mom. How do you feel about that? I’m worried it’ll all go to shit when my mom dies.

 No.278294

>>278264
the fact that i've lost my only financial source is the only thing i care about honestly. I just hope dying of starvation is not going to be painful

 No.278295

>>278274
whys it banned
also, why not stick around for a bit longer for fun

 No.278334

>>275129
Please dont kill yourselves.

 No.278347

>>278334
fuck off faggot

 No.278361

How many people here are actually going to do it and already have their method readily available?

 No.278365

i can't bring myself to order a grill online.
what if, when it arrives, i don't have the balls to go through with it?
i must have planned it out in my head a hundred times, but in reality it will be different.
don't want to have a useless fucking grill standing around reminding me that i didn't finish yet another thing.

 No.278417

Once my fentanyl arrives, I'll be giving away over $100,000+ of crypto in this thread.

Once you guys provide your crypto addresses, I'll be sending $10,000 to each of you.

 No.278418

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>>278417
You're probably jerking our chains, but I assure you that any crypto you send to me will be used for responsible, life-saving wiz necessities such as a gaming PC and drugs that I too can use to kms myself.

eth
0x693162C4FBC5E6d8c6313BCf4ADe43A2Dc2acF71

xmr
43dLZ177zSmEEhKepbKszdMsBSkpR45zadVAmo47CQAkgJnmzqqfRcjf42rQzW6SGU3Bp1rLRzKC9dPRemjfnC9oAWLQ8Wm

Troll or not, I wish you comfy passage in to the dark beyond. Just please take care to not put yourself in pain. New info on drug suicides gets put online daily so make sure you're up to date on how to not screw your journey up.

 No.278420

>>278418
I'll only be sending Cardano because that is what all my crypto is in.

Once I get my fentanyl, I'll be asking for Cardano addresses and I'll be sending Cardano only.

 No.278421

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>>278420
Appreciate the good will wiz, we'll see what happens, thread will probably be spammed. Don't feel an obligation to use the fentanyl because you've posted this though and people will be asking for their monies.

 No.278422

>>278420
>Cardano
I remember a wiz insisting that we buy it when it just came online. Same with XMR, LINK, and really any other coin that shot up in value. We should have listened.

I made a wallet for it and it says that this is the address

addr_test1qrhkmpeu53k2vgy97h86h6anrskx46lxk84rh22c2uvgamt6wystggla5smhka8cycq43kcsy7fz3atrupz4vvnyx7mqmmsjl6

But yeah like >>278421 means, don't romanticize the image of giving away all your bux before making the trip out West. Honestly, save some of it so if you do mess things up, you can buy yourself a second chance or the care you need to endure. You're not gone until you're gone.

 No.278424

I'm not realistically planning suicide within this decade, but my mind keeps fantasizing about it.

I keep coming up for reasons in favor of it/excuses to do it. It's probably not good.

I wonder why more people don't kick the bucket.

 No.278426

>>278420

Sorry to hear that, wiz. You probably don't want to hear it, but there's a lot of shit you can try before you resort to that, even risky shit, especially when you've got funds like that.
Even just going through every kind of drug trying to change your brain, do you really have no hope?
I hope you can give some things a last chance, but if not I respect your wishes and godspeed

addr1qynhjww88mggzzs3y7skcycq2q4wuyfumrwzng8rhswwgswfp2d92g8sj7f0mhktw5lch7zrspfrqkjsvm6nghdrec2sq5httz

 No.278427

>>278417
Thx Wiz, Godspeed

Here's my cardano address:

addr1qxysx9xjgy87flgjkgtxe88s7s7c6ak752k8tgddjpzcy4l7fl3eux3p976923e39r2xvp8as5hfdsmjwpq6dr6apezqms50x3

 No.278429

>>278420
going to fight the demiurge with it
addr1qydepq2h4207pcywry3jzas24vywf6kxd43zpppaxeg7epn4aj9v6dzfkhqyn3zsuxutsuwmdep0uhndvc8s4mwl2lpqkglx34

 No.278430

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>>278420
addr1qytva30w2p7ltu6z3aj8ej248qnnkuf9xzunjj65e6eur23g4ygln7xlm7wj0cjnkm4wxww6x430f4rjhmdujlmlha2scwgvth

Many thanks wiz but I hope you'll reconsider or delay your decision for a bit, maybe there are still things to do.

 No.278433

We need more tales from those who made their lives worse by using drugs as copium.

It is not that wizards got bullied in high school only, now they make those same bullies rich at the expense of their health! So they may have more filthy spawn that will bully future wizards.

 No.278447

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>>278420
addr1qxxjlfpj9qdtnya563yx0atga9dp2u2faxzlm7nqtfmy9qqnhqcv63jxhw2yyzax4fexsvfaxpagy6ay8e2ycy8n98tq9x5rmd

 No.278448

>>278417
bruh, you really gonna kill yourself without spending any of that crypto shite? adios red lmao poster. hope there's vpns in the afterlife.

 No.278450

>>278417
>>278420
Hope it's not bait because I do need money. Here's my Cardano address:
addr1q94lazy8wf5ylgxm04nwvh4c2l3ka7al8l0la93ufjapacmrlknqrjuvkxk4te7updm03t9tzpj2tzq8gwcvsqey7l7s74w9lg

 No.278451

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>>278417
I'll drink to that wiz bro, i appreciate the kind gesture.

addr1qxkg9yh967mpz62au83yst7dhzahwk6u743upg0s9wccvqyq4t9dvr0rqcnwyu02gsratrxhr37t44suu7g5dzfjl60qhkvsah

 No.278452

>>278417
addr1q8dfvzr4mkwcwzlvkjmr62cncy7s6fn4kz5v4kdntx0rdjnyxx883fz5mnglx4f3gnwf60zrnmjrmslaqrz7pkw2dxus5zrqyv

I got nothing to lose.

 No.278459

>>278458
If I had a lot of money and decided to sunset myself I'd like to do the same

 No.278460

>>278458
I hope OP has spent plenty of money, I hope he's done the "adventure knowing you're going to die" thing, I hope he's used his money for whacky experimental ways to cure his depression, and I certainly hope it isn't just a bad week or month where he feels he wants to die.
I guess when someone has a big chunk of crypto it's easy to assume they have spent a bunch already. But if we accept the most charitable understanding, this place has a bunch of severely depressed fuckups on the edge of society. Most of the people here assume others have tried shit and it hasn't worked, and most of the people here lurk because there's nothing to say. I've often thought of paying back people who helped my family before I suicide, so I imagine it's a common thought.
It does have a sour taste, but that might just be the nature of things. Video related, only good scene of the After Life show, where the main character helps a hobo kill himself; funnily enough the main character never addresses this and it never leads to anything. A sour taste in the mouth though.

 No.278461

>>278453
>>278458
I'm sorry for trying to survive a while longer with the help of someone who won't need the money anymore. But 10K would solve many of my problems and help me feed myself and my mother for a year or 2

 No.278462

>>278420
addr1qytarxk55uvxc2p9q8j0jevcacrqwr65dx739w37wzkf2kqpmfc3ekgzyf74c392e529s9fn2j0nfvmrucptfsqczxxsgz0u8u

Already missed out on crypto once.

 No.278465

>>278463
Anon we're all going to die, suicide or not. Wizzie would be doing no good if he left his money in a crypto wallet forever.

Secondly, there is nothing wrong with wanting to receive. If giving is a virtue, and we know it is, then so must be receiving. If you're in need, you should be willing to accept the help offered. Refusing is just arrogance. It's like saying " I'm too good for charity". You can give too much or too little just as much as you can ask for too much or too little.

Thirdly, there's nothing wrong with wanting to use the money to play video games or do drugs. For some, that is the only pleasures afforded to them in their entire lives. The people who are in most need are the most likely to spend money on simple pleasures. What good is there in depriving them of that?

Wizzie shouldn't kill himself. But what advice could we give him? His life is totally unique and his demons are only known to him. We can relate to him, we can distract him, but giving advice would just be stepping over the line of our relationship. When I'm suicidal, my posts here are just to vent and receive affirmation that I'm not the only one suffering. If I receive advice I always take it as rudeness.

 No.278474

>>276874
Why would I make the final, most important event in my life entirely unpleasant?

 No.278475

>>278420
don't give out your money to strangers on the internet, they can be normalfag filth for all you know.

 No.278476

>>278417
How will you be obtaining your fentanyl, wiz? I've been trying to get my hands on some, but I don't know how to locate or interact with local dealers. A wiz form another thread suggested I look at I2P sites that might have instructions for concocting homemade substances, but I had no luck trying to find the right sites for it. Not to sound ungrateful for your generous offer of crypto, but any information you could share on acquiring fentanyl would be worth far more to me than any amount of currency.

 No.278479

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>>278420
addr1q82a3k00n6tn0mjqlsq4hcwqezznajmqz54ty9suk69ye5rdv5l6sahxaem00l05tlv336fdu2wjjddhdu8f83pezr9smtj8vx

Hey wiz, I watched my mom die to breast cancer a month ago on mother's day.
Heavy drugs at the end made her not suffer, and it's the best way to go in your sleep.
I've managed to figure out how to survive as a neet, but it's still tragic that she won't be able see all of her favorite anime coming out or help me live in this hell world.
Going out on your own terms is a really brave thing, I'll pour one out for you.

 No.278481

>>278420
Don't give money to the people on here.

 No.278482

>>278481
create a wizchan trust fund that ensures that Wizardchan.org stays online for eternity.

that will do more good than helping indiivudals

 No.278489

>>278476
Unless you have a home laboratory and a chemical or pharmacy degree it will be pretty hard to synthesize at home.

Download tor then search for a dark wiki/hidden wiki, they should have the appropriate market places. There after get some bitcoin or moneron and buy some.

 No.278490

>>278476
>>278489
If you don't want to commit to this, what you can do is go to special flower stores and buy atropa belladonna seeds. It's nightshade and it is completely legal to grow. After a few months it should have some berries just make a milkshake with them and drink the milkshake fast.
You will have a schizophrenic attack but otherwise it will not be painfull. You should die within the minute if you have used over 10 berries.
Be warned you can survive even as much as 3-4 berries. Which will mean you will have a schizo attack for up to 1-1,5 hours.
The best upside is that it is almost impossible to cure a nightshade poisoning.

 No.278491

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wizzies be like:
oh sweetie don't kill yourself haha you have so much to live for mmmm
but y'know daddy's gotta eat ^^
here's some tips on how to die haha

 No.278492

>>278491
This is the most active thread since days because dudes keep posting their wallets lolol

 No.278493

>>278491
there isn't even a way to prove they're wizards you have to be an idiot to trust people from imageboards with your money

 No.278496

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 No.278497

>>278493
This. It's a bunch of soulless kiwi farmers scum now pretending to be oh so nice and wizardly. People are even killing their moms for sympathy. Absolutely hilarious.

And YOU BET some of those wallets are just the same person posting multiple times. Nice way to fucking die. Getting scammed one last time by the same type of people who made your life miserable.

 No.278499

>>278497
>kiwi farmers
Are you a tranny? This site is close to death. No one but handful of people post here.

 No.278501

I've been wanting to kill myself for many years ever since I was an angsty teenager and it makes me think that now I'm too old to kill myself and it doesn't even matter anymore, I should have killed myself when I was young at least then people would have cared to see someone young dying. Everything is so pointless to me that even death is pointless, there's no words deep enough to be able to describe the little I care about everyone and everything around me.

 No.278507

I sincerely hope all the people who posted wallet addresses either commit suicide or get brutally murdered. Go fuck yourselves, retards.

 No.278508

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 No.278509

>I wish he kills himself I NEED 10K please die before the euro-dollar difference keeps making me lose money! KILL YOURSELF ALREADY!!!!!!
This is the kind of completely worthless garbage posting here, by the way. Either be a troll or spend the money some other way. Posted on a hidden board.

 No.278510

>>278507
>>278509
I think the people who are mad about this are most likely normalfags. It just sounds very normalfagish to get upset when someone gives away their money before they die

 No.278512

>>278510
You're literally a young chick chasing old men to be placed in their wills. You're the quintessential normalfag mentally and spiritually.

 No.278521

>>278509
someone even linked this thread on /r9k/ and crystal cafe

 No.278522

>>278512
yeah when i die im just going to burn everything I own and then withdraw all my money and drop it in the ocean tied to a brick. no one's gonna get a penny of my hard earned money when i die.

 No.278523

>>278522
You're being facetious but that is unironically better than giving it to you idiots. You deserve less than nothing. You're terrible people.

 No.278524

>>278417
The people that are sending you crypto addresses are telling you to hurry up with the suicide on /b/, and that they'll buy retarded shit like dildos
Don't do it

 No.278525

>>278523
can you think of a reply that isn't a gut based emotional reaction in the form of a bunch of curse words? normalfags really are emotionally driven creatures.

 No.278526

>>278525
There wasn't a single curse word in my last response. Sorry you're being reminded that you're a pathetic leech and it hurts your delicate little feelings.
>n-no ur normalfag *gasps for air*
Yeah, OK, Sheila. You'll find the right sugar-daddy someday.

 No.278527

>>278526
still gut based, still emotional with a bunch of insults and holier-than-thou attitude. it's pure normalfag. you might as well call me a chud or an inshell or a loser and then tell me to exercise and be myself

 No.278528

>>278527
>holier-than-thou
Well, you are setting the bar incredibly low. Not hard to be superior to you. You're a bottom-feeder looking for a handout at the expense of a stranger's life. You have to be a literal retard to not understand how shitty that makes you.

 No.278529

>>278496
Nitrogen is better than helium i also think it's cheaper but otherwise pretty good.

 No.278530

>>278524
>>278420
Nobody cares about /b/ they will forget about this in 1 hour. And if you have 100.000$ in crypto why tf are you committing suicide, buy yourself something nice.

 No.278531

>>278530
>guy who goes on serial killing spree happens to post on /b/
<you: nobody cares about /b/ its all good

 No.278533

>>278532
i was gonna suggest sending it to admin

 No.278534

>>278532
Are you doing anything special to celebrate before you go?

 No.278535

>>278532
>my female roommate

too many winks and nudges. it was a good troll tho. if you dont kill yourself, maybe the "pancreatitis" cancer will get ya.

 No.278538

>>278531
the police agree with me considering multiple mass shooters posted on 8chan /b/ and where not stopped before committing the shooting.

 No.278539

>>278532
Hope I helped with the info I gave. I support you.

 No.278543

>>278532
I like the people on this forum. Most of them are sad and depressed people, but they are generally good people. If you have the money, the time, and the experience of having suffered in the most horrible and painful ways possible, why not help people who are going through hard times just like you? Why not use that money, that time, and that life that you have in something useful?

 No.278546

>>278490
That actually sounds excellent. Many thanks for the tip, wizzie.

 No.278548

>>278490
just OD on Datura bro.
yea, no fuck that cunt.

 No.278549

>>278532
Where did you get the Fentanyl from? All the deep web markets forbit it.

 No.278550

>>278532
imagine being this stupid you will consider giving out your money to random people on the internet and from an imageboard. It's like you want to reward psychopaths. No wonder you want to kill yourself. There's always alternatives if you have enough money.

 No.278554

Realistically, how safe would it be for me to livestream my suicide via fentanyl?

If I were using a VPN service from a different country, how long would it take for someone to report the livestream and have police show up at my door?

 No.278556

>>278554
I read on r9k people already reported this thread for promoting suicide

 No.278557

>>278556
Fake news, only 1 guy mentioned this thread and got 0 replies
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/73726535/#73726535

 No.278561

>>278560
There are like 300 r9k discord servers

 No.278564

>>278557
It’s a /b/ shitposter, he made the r9k thread himself and all the shitposts in this thread. Just ignore him.

 No.278566

>>278554
Most likely if you stay behind a vpn without leaking your actual ip/email/phone to the streaming site the police won’t get anything from the vpn company at all. Most streaming sites will cut it off pretty quickly.

 No.278567

>>278556
saw it too
>>278557
it's in an r9k server that has succubi it has like 300 members

 No.278577

Someone suggest some livestreaming websites where I can livestream via a VPN.

What are some good sites where streams are rarely taken down or take a long time for them to be taken down?

 No.278583

>>278577
Someone is going to triangulate your location using the light reflected off Venus.

 No.278590

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 No.278595

>>275827
Just die of starvation when you become homeless.

 No.278596

>>278590
This is your funniest one yet.

 No.278598

>>275827
I guess you have two arms, and two legs. If you know English you probably live in a first world place, or if this is not the case you probably live in a third world country where people don't speak English. Also from what I see you know how to write, from what you surely know how to speak.

So go to a garage, a construction site, a store, or whatever business it is and say "I am a person who wants to get ahead, so I am willing to work in the best possible way for you."

 No.278599

I don't want to die, but I don't want to live either.

My life was perfect and I absolutely loved life, I cherished every moment of it and it was like heaven.

All of that and all of my dreams were quickly squashed, my identity completely tarnished, my reputation permanently ruined, all because I was doxxed. Now I live a nightmare.

I now live in constant fear, regret, shame and guilt. My soul is no longer pure, there are no more wholesome moments left in my life. I cannot grow and I cannot overcome.

There is only one thing left for me to do and that is to die.

 No.278600

>>278599
If it was only online then just delete your accounts, and stop visiting those sites. Also although drugs can be a complex problem to solve, there are many people centers to get ahead.

 No.278602

>>278600
Everything is permanently archived and attached to my unique real life name.

My reputation is ruined. All my secrets exposed for the world to see.

 No.278603

>>278602
There are hundreds of millions of drug addicts, billions of people who watch pornography, hundreds of homosexual people, and a huge number of criminals or with tastes that are too strange or harmful for anyone to care about the life of an internet nobody. . I sincerely think that these people who harass you, or who are aware of what you do (if there is someone who does this and it is not just a paranoid thought of a guy with high enough self-esteem to think that people of the internet they care about your life) they are more losers than you, since only a person without a life would worry about someone else's life.

 No.278604

>>278602
I dedicate this song to you, drug addict friend:

I no longer exist without a past,
between darkness and light.
I know that I exist elsewhere
I already missed the bus
like in Maradona's blues.
an accident is not a sin
And isn't it a sin to be like that!
But here I am on this side,
so let me out
I just want you to live.

What is the past in our life?
Why is that weight still here?
I have taken care of you
but now it's heads or tails.
I didn't give you my fucking blues.
It's just a Maradona blues…

I understand you, I did everything to be.
I don't know what to do with my light
and I have the blues of Maradona.

I don't know what drug harangues you more than me
but this rain did not pass…
I'm crying here for you.
Yes sirs

 No.278605

>>278603
>>278604

I don't want to be a loser or be associated with low down disgusting drug addicts, degenerates and all the other disgusting shit.

That is why I'm killing myself.

 No.278606

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>>278602
Diego Armando Maradona was one of the best players in history, but even as good a player as he was, he never became number one due to drug use. But even with all the embarrassment that the country has suffered due to its attitudes in the past, at the end of the day the ball is not stained, and the important thing is not who you are, but what you do or what you can do.

 No.278607

>>278605
Accept that you are sick and seek help. It is a vicious cycle, you feel bad for being a failed drug addict, you will have bad thoughts, and you will use to feel better, and then you feel bad for being a failed drug addict, you will have bad thoughts, and you will use to feel better.
Drugs will kill you one way or another, you can die from an overdose, or you can die by shooting yourself because of what the drugs made you do.

In my humble opinion, I think that you are worth more than that, and suicide is not even worth taking into account when it comes not from your opinion, but from an opinion based on the side effect of a substance.

 No.278608

>>278607
>you feel bad for being a failed drug addict

Why do you think I'm a drug addict. Where did I ever mention drugs.

 No.278609

>>278608
You drug is the internet

 No.278613

it's like a conversation between chat bots

 No.278615


 No.278616

>>278548
Datura has the same poison as belladonna just in lower amounts so you have to ingest way more of it. It is also therefore slower. But it works the same way so you could use it as an alternative.

 No.278617

>>278577
Facebook is usually slow as fuck at taking things down

 No.278622

>>278599
You have no choice but to openly show how much of a damn you don't give or rather correct yourself at whatever you can't help feel ashamed about. Sometimes the worst enemy is inside us

 No.278638

>>275129
>>275851

Exact same scenario for me, only difference is that I was 16. Guess it scared me enough to not try seriously again but I regret every day not doing it back then.

 No.278641

>>275129
>>275851

>THEN DO IT AND STOP CRYING like A BITCH!


that's the whole point of this board dumbass

 No.278645

>>278641
This a psyop to make you all shoot yourselves instead of some real enemy outside. Uncle Ted would be ashamed

 No.278648

>>278417
prolly too late so rest in peace, wiz. if not (feels so wrong), my address:

addr1qx684r9xl4jqujufwvwysd9dsutmrnhzwyr9782y9n6k2jd3ml3jzlfk0e33zp0e0t8846873f35tckt8ua8nvrwdwls6t75f6

 No.278650

>>278532
Why are you doing it? Life story please, I will read, I don’t want to watch though.

 No.278662

wizard commits suicide
profit

wizchan 2023

 No.278664

>>278662
thanks to one wizards sacrifice wizchan can live forever

 No.278667

>>278666
Shows you the state of wizchan and also the dubs of your posts prove it

 No.278669

>>278666
it's a wizzie wiz world out there. if i see a wizza drop dead, y'know imma drop a tear for the playa fosho, but them potions? shiet, imma take them potions too. imma take that magic orb and them ruppies. only way to respect a wizza is to keep on casting spells, knawmsayin?

 No.278670

>>278669
Are you also going to have a taste of his wand too before it's cold?

 No.278690

>>278666
This place is like a trap: fap thread to make you dumb and weak, crypto thread to ruin you, dep to whine and suicide thread to off you away.

 No.278712

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im gonna fucking buy it

 No.278713

>>278690
Fap thread is also full of fags and pedos

 No.278723

>>278590
Did you make this for this thread?

 No.278725

>>275851
Same, I passed out so many times but woke up on the floor from the trashing

 No.278767

>>278690
It doesn't hide the fact it's a death cult.

 No.278770

It's already sunday, will you deliver? I believe in you, brother.

 No.278772

>>278770
Look on /meta/ brother. He has already promised his wizwealth to the admin. Nothing for us wizbeggars. I have already taken out a 10K loan, no idea how I will pay it all back without his generosity.

 No.278773

>>278772
LoL hope you're really that retarded

 No.278775

Still waiting for the goods to arrive. I've also ordered some other good stuff to put me in a good mood before I go through with it and will aid in my goal.

Yes, all you wizzies will receive a fat stack of crypto, but a lot of it will be going to the Admin, around $50,000 or so. The rest of you guys will be getting $5,000 - $10,000, depends how many of you will be in the thread I'm going to post before I do it.

I will hang out for a bit in the thread for a couple hours giving out crypto, then I'm going to post the livestream link and then I'm going to do it shortly after quite a few wizzies are hanging out in the livestream. I also want someone to record it and share it on the chans, kiwifarms, crystal.cafe, twitter, etc.

 No.278778

>>278775
I hope you change your mind and spend your crypto on some neet time. In the event you don't, i hope you find peace wiz. And thank you for being so generous:

addr1q85zyu3nudtq383wprt6342yk588kv9w3u59cdakq0qqjah7fl3eux3p976923e39r2xvp8as5hfdsmjwpq6dr6apezq6thz8h

 No.278788

>>278775
Goodluck, most of us want you to live and spend that coin but i'll respect your decision.

My wallet address: addr1q8s7n9yu3n6uryzepmyrg2ewp2gjsv7drja7q80a5xq3pwl7fl3eux3p976923e39r2xvp8as5hfdsmjwpq6dr6apezq6u0ea3

 No.278789

>>278775
Thanks mate

addr1v8l2l587va0jh5cxs8akn2lj7nje77dt7y7enzfm0x7yqaq9mw498

 No.278792

>>278775
I'll be there to talk to you.
addr1q9asrq60mhlwe5hhut57swpnn9l77rwv7w9dtts39whqgtjq6g653l0p3cmauswj23zen3kpums3advryyzk5q5e5rlq3ntpaz

 No.278793

actual vultures

 No.278794

This is fucked up.

 No.278795

>>278793
I honestly prefer if he didn't do it, but I remind you there are kiwifarm bully scum here that probably already posted their wallets, so I might as well increase the denominator just in case.

 No.278798

>>278775
If you wanna help a fellow wizard from the third world it would mean a lot to me.

addr1vxqrm634532rsw8ah9z74ed9ssup9jthz233837us4clchgh5jtzh

 No.278812

anybody who posted their crypto wallet addr here is an asshole

 No.278814

>>278812
yeah bro im totally going to turn down free money. go be dumb somewhere else

 No.278815

>>278793
most of humanity has always been and will always be trash, that's why liberalism is retarded

 No.278816

>>278814
no one is surprised you can't do anything useful because you're a retard, no need to defend it bud. we know.

 No.278817

>>278816
the fuck does this post even mean? so people who do "useful" stuff don't want free money? ok buddy. careful bro you're going to get a hemorrhoid pulling that much stuff out of your ass

 No.278818

>>278817
didn't read past the first few words, you should kill yourself instead of him. i bet if you did wage slave you would be nothing but a retail slave or some other kind of useless person who should have never existed. have a good one, bud!

 No.278819

>>278817
>useful
>perpetually shits herself for two weeks straight over the chance of getting a smidgen of $100k in cardano
Sure.

 No.278820

>>278812
If the guy already decided to kill himself, why would you want his money to stay in a crypto wallet forever?

Wouldn't it be better if he use it to help other wizards who are probably struggling right now?

 No.278821

>>278820
I think they just hate wizards. so if the money were just frozen in a crypto wallet forever it would be a good thing.

 No.278825

>>278821
You aren't a wizard, though. Either it should go toward the site or to someone he actually knows, or he should just spend it on himself even.

 No.278830

>>278775
are you in chronic pain or something? why don't you spend it before you kys

 No.278833

>>278775
I hope the way out isn't too painful

0x16Cf477b6f17b453E461F7318Ed30bDBb506eEBd

 No.278834

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>>278793
Human nature on display.

 No.278837


 No.278838

>>278712
im gonna bring the burgers

 No.278840

don't give out your money to random strangers from a site that has nonvirgins and kiwifarmers

 No.278843

>>278775
Disabled 31 year old neet not on neetbux yet. Any amount is appreciated

bc1q0wcf6usvv329e7s7xslmej3gen8zqr5snem053

 No.278845

>>278775
addr1qxws6y84u9wlyftkgarvh77j2gvhrdslj5fcehm7xvn9wgp3astqz0wldfx8yx50ws68kdkvdw42gxxwjr50rtdgm4dsx2y8wj

Posted wrong address sorry

>>278844

You never know. He said he'd post a livestream too. Believe me, I am looking for a job too, being literally pennyless is not fun.

 No.278846

It would be an amusing plot twist if the dude gave away his money, took the mdma or whatever he bought, takes the fent and decides he doesn't want to die anymore begging for people to call him an ambulance. Then he comes back to the thread a month later asking for his money back, and we see how many people would give it back. It would pile on the sad state of reality.
In one sense, you have to trust he really has a terrible life and some last blowout where he has a suicide game show livestream is his last bit of fun. But the pressure on him to do it will be sad, just know OP you can bail at any time. There will be assholes but there are also people here who know things change quickly and will defend you.

I find it hard to accept other people are truly living suffering lives, despite knowing many do, because I've seen so many people over the last 2 decades who said they were depressed and suicidal online only to want to live. Objectively bad material situations that I thought were truly done with life and then surprise they respond to better circumstance and leave for a better life.
I don't want to watch anymore people die on cam or be there in peoples last moments, and I've got no energy to help people who change their minds at the last moments.

 No.278847

>>278846
If his money is all gone, then wouldn't that be the last straw on the camel's back, prompting him to end it by any means necessary?

 No.278848

>>278846
This is all most likely a troll. I mean who gives away all their money to internet strangers before they die? I'm sure at the end he'll say "haha this was all a joke. OWNED!!!"

 No.278849

>>278847
Not really, I knew a guy online who had been suicidal for many years. Dude jumps in front of a train and loses his arm and leg but survives, and then after that got somewhat better. It's natural to want to put yourself in a position that you feel you can't wriggle out of, in response to aprehension and not trusting yourself to follow through, but you never know what happens.
>>278848
Plenty of motivations I think. I value wizards because I've read a handful of posts from people I related to, I would give money to users here if I felt I could give it to authentic users. I don't think it's absurd in its nature.

 No.278850

Is it even safe to commit suicide on livestream from overdosing?

How long will it take for police to be notified and for them to go to his house even if he's using a VPN?

 No.278852

>>278849
I would prefer if it were a troll

 No.278853

>>278850
Not to go in to much detail, but VPN services mostly don't comply with police requests and structure their logs so court ordered data requests don't reveal origin IPs. For a foreign VPN, they need local courts to compel them to release data which may be useless.
If someone is streaming on facebook, police can just fill in a facebook form made for the police where they can pretty much instantly be given all the historic information on a requested account by stating they have a good reason like an emergency without court order etc. So if you've logged in to the account without a VPN on, they can get that data and use it. Someone who knows you seeing it by chance, is always the risk.

 No.278859

you never give your money to strangers
they can be normalniggers

 No.278862

This guy is either trolling or he took too long to an hero. Now every moralfag is coming out of the woodwork to ruin the thread.

 No.278870

https://ibb.co/0Cw72wd

Got my fentanyl. I tested it with a fentanyl strip and it came back positive. I'll be snorting the whole bag and I'll also be taking some benzos before, which increases the intensity of the overdose and suppresses breathing.

I'm still waiting for my benzos to arrive. Hopefully they will get here before the weekend, so I can go through with my plan this weekend.

 No.278871

>>278870
Well, I guess your life was not good, why don't you give a chance to other people who can lead a better life? I mean, you're going to die, it's better that your heart, your kidneys, your cornea, your liver, your whole body be used to help children and people who really want to live.
https://youtu.be/D8DmCOPvQ1c?list=LL

 No.278872

>>278871
who's the vulture now?
be sure to give your organs to niggers injured in gangfights, and so that your foreskin can be made into facecream for succubi

 No.278875

Testing timezone

 No.278876

>>278872
You are still alive, you can donate your organs to whoever you want.

 No.278881

>>278870
Be careful with the amount of bzd you take. It is an drug that helps relax you and will make snorting the fentanyl harder if you take to much.
Also i recommend injecting the fentanyl, but if you can't then snorting it is the best alternative.

 No.278898

>>278870
You must have the tolerance of an African elephant raised during the opium wars to be able to snort a bag of fentanyl and worry if you'll need seconds

 No.278900

>>278898
Benzos are primarily to put him in a good mood, to make him more inclined to give away all his crypto to ungrateful little goblins

 No.278909

>>278900
careful there the admin is eagerly waiting for anon to kill himself to jew him

 No.278911

>>278909
>big literal Jewish company owns $100k in digital assets
>Wiz can take this money from them in a click
>Doing so and giving the bux to internet Nazis is "Jewing"

No no no!!!!

 No.278912

>>278900
MDMA is better for that

 No.278916

>>278911
>internet nazis
>wizchan
>it's not jewish to loot the corpse of a wizard who you will never personally know or care about in the slightest
nigger kys

 No.278923

I remember the days when we used to look down on moralfaggotry. Too bad this site got filled with normalniggers and discord trannies.

 No.278924

Trying to find a reason to live, but I can't find any.

I just want it to end.

 No.278929

Any sellers that still sell sodium nitrite and weren't shoah'd? I want to keep some handy for a rainy day

 No.278931

>>278929
That shit tastes awful and it takes hours to die.

Just order some fentanyl

 No.278938

>>278532
So, did he died or what?

Today in the morning i was struck with the fact that i spend last 10 years mostly inside my apartment being neet, im basically going insane and my body is slowly rotting. And I think IT IS TIME. It is also ~10 years since my last failed sucide attempt by hanging .Im bitched out last time using a scarf, the noose were not tight enough so i managed to escape at the end of the day(it was pretty hard actually), i bet it looked really pathetic and hillarious , but there was noone to watch, so i decided to do it LATER because im a pathetic faggot, and i fed this LATER to myself for a TEN FUCKING YEARS(its two times smaller then Phill spend in the can, but still). And today it struck me that ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY. So i actually thinking hanging soon(THIS TIME FOR REAL). Any good advices? I dont have bullshit excuses like caring about parents(who actually feed me and shiet), fuck them i hate them probably more then i hate myself, the only thing that hold me hear is the fear of pain(because im a pathetic faggot), and a hanging is basically a poor man's death, so i bet its the only option.

t.esl human garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjzy19wqXs

 No.278946

Can someone make a new suicide general?

You useless monkeys.

 No.278955

>>278946
why dont you do it yourself you literal african blackest gorilla dumb nigger

 No.278996

New thread -> >>278964


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