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What is The Musclewiz Life?
It’s a life that celibate virgins can follow and that focuses on spending your time training, be it, in the gym, or at home doing bodyweight exercises.

To me life is about fighting the bad with the good, and the musclewiz life does that, it fights the bad because it is composed by good moments, feelings, and states that deflect or decrease the bad feelings from getting to you.

I found that exercise combined with other activities like eating, sleeping and lucid dreaming will result in a better and more enjoyable life because doing these things alone already feel good. This can come off as common sense to many, but the good musclewiz life that you can get as a result from doing them, is contingent upon the focus and importance that you give these activities in your daily life. In other words, you have to be serious about them for them to really work together and improve your life.

Explanation of the activities:

We all know sleep feels good for the most part and sleeping is necessary for recovering from training so you will be motivated to sleep more and feel like sleeping if you train.

We also know food is one of the biggest pleasures in life and eating food is necessary when you are training, and exercise will increase your appetite, so basically you will want to eat and feel good eating because of hunger (hunger makes food tastier). Depending on how much you train you won’t have to follow a strict or extremely healthy diet. As long as you don’t have bad eating habits and restrain from overeating certain foods, then you will probably be able to enjoy most foods for the majority of time without a worry. And if you want, you can set a day of the week to eat junk food. That day can be the same as your rest day where you will do no training.

Lucid dreaming is something you can practice while you are recovering, and after you get good at it you will be able to control your dreams and have an even better time when you’re asleep than you would normally do, in any way that you please.
It’s up to you what you do in your dreams. You could create a 2d loli and use her as weight to work out and improve your muscle memory or you could fly through your city and shit and pee in every building you come across.

Let’s also not forget that training in itself feels good and there’s many health benefits associated with it. So you will feel motivated to train bPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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remember lifting is never about the looks

its for you to lift by yourself


that's what the succubi who dress like sluts tell themselves lol


only works if you plan to live long and not end in next 5-10 yrs


Being strong is pretty good even if you don't plan on living long.
Great utility in general.


I fell for the home gym meme and regret it. I feel like I could have gotten a lot farther by now if I just sucked it up and went in there instead of being scared of judgment or whatever it was.

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Is anyone else here completely okay with being a loser at life?

It makes no difference to me if I'm successful, have a good career, don't, have lots of money. All I care about is having a roof over my head and enough food in the pantry.

I spent years being miserable trying to have a career and get moving ahead in life. But once I realized that didn't matter to me, I suddenly became happier quitting my job and being a loser.
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I have realized that i'm just a socially retarded normalfag.
I'm not a cool free spirit NEET that leeches of other people's money and dedicated years of his life to being a virtuoso at something.
I'm not some sort of genius autist scientist that looks down on the inferior nurmalfeegz.
I'm still forced to do all the wageslavery and social tirades they do and don't even have the wiring to enjoy it.

I hate this shit.


What is a loser, anyway? It is completely subjective. Ask 100 people what they think is a loser and you will get 100 different answers.

95% of people would probably consider me a loser though, for some reason or another. But then again, why should I care? In my eyes they are the true losers. Having money is useless when you are a slave or if you got it by ruining others. Having succubi isn't a virtue at all in my opinion. Same goes for being respected by your peers.

I am a failed artist and philosopher yes, but overall I don't consider myself to be a failure or a loser. The ideal circumstances and environment for people like me would be to live in an aristocratic society as a member of the noble families. If past lives are real then I must have been a french or russian hedonistic noble living purely for his own hobbies. Doing nothing but NEETing and enjoying the escapism that others create, this is my fate. And I like it.

I wouldn't trade my life for anyone else's.


you are living a life much in parallel with mine, that was comforting to read. to ataraxia


Not him but can relate. If only I would lack empathy, I would shitpost at places like this less and spend more time scumming away money from the normalfaggot masses.


I’d say I have a fulfilling life, and the main reason for that is my lack of ambition and concern. I live by the moment and find pleasure in simple things while not worried on being successful, rich, powerful or anything that would bring me anxiety. I live an epicurean lifestyle, and because of that, as long as I’m avoiding pain, I don’t really care on what happens to me.

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Any low IQ or middling IQ wizards out there? How is your life going? Do you believe you are worth less than those with greater intelligence? Does the way a high IQ wizard spend his time and live his life differ drastically from that of a lower IQ?
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I strongly suspect that anybody that uses imageboards (well, besides 4chan, I guess), or posts here in particular, is probably much higher IQ than they give themselves credit for.


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but when I post something I sound like a retard


Recently got bumped off my Adderall script due to my relationship with Coronachan and I’d argue that I’ve lost at least half a dozen IQ points due to the reduced pace of activity alone. Fortunately I’ve already finished uni so the consequences of my reduced cognition are only felt recreating, beyond that there is value in taking stock of things when you’re forced to slow down and removing a few of the road blocks in life that you might as well get rid of now that it’d take too long to drift around them every day.



I strongly suspect that most people that use imageboards probably don't have very high social IQs.


>social IQ
What are you? A succubus?

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I'm doing a scientific survey on the count of ejaculations an average /wiz/ard performs in a week.
I'd appreciate honesty, for science's sake.
I've had a breakthrough in finding a link between magic casting power and mana loss via semen ejaculation.
Please state how many times a week you ejaculate on average.
We can also discuss anything related, about the loss on critical nutrients during ejaculation and the detrimental effects it has on ageing.
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>Lust just seems like an never ending craving
i respect your opinion but since you actually haven't tried eating fruit only and believe its easier because you dont care about food much yet like they say "you don't value something till you lose it" applies here. i thought it'd be easy too at first, and then every fuckin time i pass by something junky the craving kick in. i've started the pain therapy with a lighter, i burn my hand every time i get a craving, we need to condition our subconscious mind this way because junk food is a trojan horse, pleasure first, pain later thingy, we need to bridge the time delay, i'm seeing some improvements though slow, i'm staying hopeful.
Btw have you actually water or dry fasted in your life? What's your longest fast? mine was a week, pathetic, i know.


>i've started the pain therapy with a lighter

The monk larp thing is going too far. Next step is cutting one's balls off, which I'm sure many here are contemplating. Inflicting pain upon yourself will not make you wiser or more virtuous.


Well as I said, I would fail any sort fruit-only or fasting diet because I lack any desire to do such things. Never have I fasted, nor do I plan to do so. From my point of view such acts are a complete waste of time, only causing harm to oneself. The tofu thing sounds very nice, full nourishment and satisfying hunger makes it an easy choice for myself. However as I said before, all actions are easy, but creating the will or desire to do something is where the trouble begins and ends.

>pain therapy with a lighter, i burn my hand every time i get a craving

No offense wiz, but that is kind of extreme, and most importantly in my honest opinion, completely unnecessary. If you were using this as a way to build tolerance to pain I might understand, but as a way to punish yourself for thinking? You are tyrannizing over yourself, almost like you are a slave and must whip yourself as penance for merely thinking of something. People last through long fasts or ridiculous diets without harming themselves, so I cannot understand why you do so. Are you not just retreating from the real battle? Instead of fighting your desires through the mind, you resort to exterior objects as if they will save you from… yourself. That seems like an absurd thing to think, that exterior pain will fix interior desire. A man willing to work, works twice as fast as the man forced to work.


maybe you're right, maybe, since repairing physical damage is counter productive.
so i've got a better idea now.
smelling literal portable shit in a box wherever i go.


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>t. junkie

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What do you think of this? Do you believe there exists a plot centered around preventing supposed outcasts from causing havok in a social sense?
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The reason that isn't being stopped is because law enforcement supports it.


The "elites" learned from history, violently oppressing people through a police state doesnt work, just like enforcing an ideology doesnt work because power hungry people will twist it against you just like heretic preachers caused havoc throughout medieval Europe.
The best and the only way to control a large population is to let them have their share, dont bother them with mental crimes and let them live out their perversions and vices.
A full belly, a heated flat, electricity, the internet and money to spend; such a people will never revolt or cause havoc no matter how unjust and perverse the system in place is.


You mean normal socialization that all functional societies have because otherwise people devolve into barbaric tribalism?
If anything the normal socialization methods have been corrupted to cause problems.

Trying to get people to not be violent little shits isn't some plot or conspericy. There have always have been violent little shit and most people don't feel like dealing with them. At first they just killed them, then they tried reforming them after the fact, then it was found that parenting and education stopped most people from becoming violent little shits in the first place.
Then the socialist came in and decided that in order to reform society with them on the top they must destroy the family and co-opt every level of education.

Granted no solution so far completely stops violent little shits from being a problem, but we were at least making progress.

Anyway, radicalization is pretty stupid and "deradicalization" isn't a bad thing. I don't feel like dealing with radical violent little shits who think that they have the right to hurt people and destroy property just because they werent hugged enough as a child or something.
Want to take away the methods or preventing them, or reforming them, I am totally fine with going back to just killing violent little shits that make trouble.


>If anything the normal socialization methods have been corrupted to cause problems.
>Then the socialist came in and decided that in order to reform society with them on the top they must destroy the family and co-opt every level of education.
You're basically right. Natural socialization is fine, but I think OP is referring to planned oversocialization through propaganda(movies, TV, news, books, school, university, etc) by governments, NGOs, and of course "society". That part does include "conspiratorial elements", although not ENTIRELY.
Radicalization is a result of the unnatural societies that people tend to live in today. In the past people were able to be socialized normally(generally speaking), but as society has been pushed into such an obscenely unnatural state those who fail to become socialized go crazy at the sight of such a ridiculous thing as modern society.

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I was reading The Giver and there’s this chapter where the elder, the giver, decides to finally transmit his favorite memory to the young boy who was preparing himself to be his replacement. This memory turns out to be a memory of an idyllic Christmas family celebration, and when I read that it got me thinking about what were my happiest memories, and immediately after about what were the happiest memories that humans can have in the course of their lives. So I searched for “happiest life moments” to see if there existed already a consensus on this, and I found that among what is regarded for many to be the happiest moments of life and consequently their happiest memories there is nothing I’ve had.

>The research revealed that men are happiest at 40 whilst succubi hit their positive peak at 38– citing being fit and healthy, having a great group of friends and feeling confident in their appearance as the main reasons for their bliss.

>The findings show that loving relationships outweigh money and material gains with life’s top ten happiest moments dominated by friends and family.

My happiest memories are of me playing in a cybercafe with some childhood friends, and times when I laughed so hard I could cry, but it's been so long that now it's all blurry and almost forgotten. Happiness in life and the remembrance of said happiness from what I read seem to be so dependent on relationships that is almost a cruel joke.
These past years, for example, even though I'm sure I've experienced some joy, those moments of joy… I cannot remember them and I think that is because I've been alone in every single one of them. It also reminded me of that time when I met my math teacher by chance one evening, I was 15 driving my bike near my old school, and the first thing he asked me was if I still kept in touch with my buddies from that school, I lied to him not to disappoint him, and he replied "That's good. I'm happy to hear that. Never lose touch with your friends. Never because those memories of you and your friends will stay with you forever." he said this agitated and I could see an expression of regret in his face but I remember this clearly because he truly meant and felt that and I even wrote it down in my diary.

Now it's too late for friendship and trying to get those happiest moments that we see in this top ten, and many could argue that most people live unforgettPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Sleeping on a latex pillow and not waking up with my usual dust allergies.


It would be interesting to see this graph specifically for wizards.


…..probably could just try to make a stupid poll on this site to try to guesstimate it.


This is pretty scary for someone with an unhappy youth.


First time I drank alcohol.

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What was your school life like? Was it hell? I came close to dropping out like four times.
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In high school there was no bullying where I went to. So it was pretty good overall. I could even manage to crack some jokes because of that, something I rarely do. Nice times, but I know I was lucky.


I probably won't be writing anything that differs that much from the other stories here but I'll give it a try.
For some reason, my parents decided to send me to this, even though it's not compulsory in my country. In my country, elementary school starts at age 4/5 so I went to this place at age 2-3, so it was more like a daycare than an actual school.
Supposedly, I literally never spoke while there and the caretakers who worked there actually thought I was mute. I have never been diagnosed with anything because I don't want to but I have heard that many people with autism will go through a phase like that in their early childhood.
>Elementary school
I was a very introverted and anxious child. I never wanted to go school and for the first three years, I would go insane and cry a lot on the first day of the school-year. I would often wet my pants because of the retarded rule they tend to have in elementary schools that you need permission to go to the toilet and can't go during specific classes. You'd think that after wetting myself nearly every week, they'd make an exception for me but no. They probably thought I was too stupid or lazy to not piss my pants and wanted to build up discipline. Later, I found out that an extremely weak bladder in early childhood is often a side-effect of being circumcised, which I an.
>Middle school/High school
In my country, these two are combined into one school. My country also has different levels at secondary education, which will determine if you can go to university later on or if you have to go trade school/community college. There's kind of a stereotype that only the dumbest children go to anything but the two highest levels. I myself did the highest level for my first 2 years but eventually ended up on a lower level, which caused my parents to get mad at me and take away my pc, the only thing that could give me enjoyment in life at that point. The fact that I ended up on a lower level with people that I perceived to be dumber than me also hurt my pride a lot, after having been praised as a 'gifted' kid for years who would 'go places' and get some well-paying job. Add to that, that I also was no longer in the same class as the few friends I had.
I was very depressed and actually wanted to kill myself, not specifically because of school-related stress but also because at that point, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


Had extreme excema and hayfever for my entire early childhood alongside bad anger issues and all the social developmental shit that comes with spergoid binary coded brain disorder. Let me take you through:
Years K-2: felt like a decade and was at minimum self esteem almost throughout. Got teased for constantly being plagued by allergic reactions to pure fucking thin air, nobody was interested in being close friends and with a Christian family this early experience doomed me to cold and bitter hatred towards God, which I cannot shake off. Got beaten up a few times but not too much, and got into plenty of trouble for fighting and misbehaving (disassociation/zoning out in class, leaving the classroom, spitting in people’s mouths)
Year 3-6: When I moved from Victoria to NSW (Ausfag), got to skip year 2, which would have ramifications in HS. Anyway, anger issues escalated quickly, and with only 60 kids in the whole school my reputation flatlined and people of all walks of life lined up to wind me up and see what stupid shit I would do. Got a fowl mouth and quickly learned the more crass slurs, would punch myself in the mouth and hit wooden boards in the schoolyard out of frustration. Threatened suicide many times but never planned.
Year 7-10: Underwent some drastic changes in year 6: ditched common empathy, sense of self importance, stopped responding to negative talk, learned to degrade people’s self esteem in an argument, would not grow attachment outside of established friend groups, fine tuned a sense of humour for normies and humans, started to plan my future and avoid pitfalls beyond college (loans, living in cities, consumerism, bills) and things gradually went on the up.
Too tired to type the rest, but things are going better now, becoming a junior financial analyst and planning to become 100% self sufficient by 35.


In college, I feel like a goddamn robot in remote learning.


School was alright but my current mental state has sure made my college life hell.

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Anyone else want to get rid of material possesions,reject them in principle and not only in fact,and live as frugally as possible?
Im considering pulling it off,but combining it with travel,it will be hard,a lot of areas to work on,but I think its the right path for me
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anybody else likes to get rid off things you recently obtained just for the pleasure of getting rid off it
it brings double joy, buying useless crap and selling, giving away or whatever it afterwards
in the end it feels all useless and empty
I'm always switching between full minimalism with owning nothing I don't have any real need for and gayass consumerism.
It's like my burned out autism brain can't find the balance in between and I can't really focus on anything
I just want to get rid of all the crap


there are still plenty of torrents up.
you can get almost everything no problem.
You just need to know where to look for it


also mega is back up if you haven't noticed


You willingly choose to leave home wiz? I left home at 15 but not by choice I'll admit. Basically the same as you, except someone gave me a proper bed and two chairs for free. I've been thinking of using those inflatable air mattresses instead, but I sleep on my side and those are only good for back rest. So I came up with the idea to use a hammock, which I might test out next week. Should that work I'm trashing my bed.

Also what you do for income? Leaving home so early fucks up a lot of your life, did you have to stay at any of those """"safe"""" houses or hostels for the poor?


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>The problem is today that you cannot find reliable sources to pirate anymore
>torrents are dead after a few weeks post release and filehosters have their files offline all the time

While the history you presented is true, these lines stretch the facts. The number of torrent trackers and lookup sites is always increasing (the larger of which offering users to rate and comment,) VPNs are getting faster and more available, TV shows and films now have official web sources that can be ripped from, new compressions standards make for a faster download, and p2p chat applications that allow filesharing can even be used to transmit files of any variety without any overlord's approval.

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So there's a drug called "L-368,899." It erases your desire to have sex or love. The feeling of loneliness? Gone. It's different from drugs with similar effects:

>Doesn't affect T levels or muscle mass

>Doesn't hurt bone density
>Not an SSRI, so it won't cause those side effects

It works differently than other drugs like anaphrodesiacs, and seems to effect more than just feelings of romantic companionship. For example, there was a study with rats that showed it might treat social anxiety.

I'm thinking about ordering some. A lot of labs apparently sell it for research purposes, and it doesn't look like it's regulated or anything. Wanted to hear what you guys thought of it first though.

Also, I tried making this thread on 4chan and got instantly deleted like three times. Don't know what's up with that.
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>Where would you be able to order it?
Not OP.

Googling "L-368,899" returns several sites that ostensibly have it available for sale. Unfortunately it appears to be prohibitively expensive. I was hoping beyond hope that it might be sufficiently active in low microgram quantities, but I now believe the required dose to be somewhere between one and ten milligrams per kilogram of body mass. It would be cheaper to maintain a heroin habit!


lol this drug will also seemingly suppress the desire to involve yourself in other socially mediated activities like infant caring and food sharing.

You'll basically become a psycopath.


Well if it isn't illegal it PROBABLY isn't illegal to synthesise if some highiq wiz could find out how its made then we could just make it instead….


Making a drug like this would be well beyond the means of near every wizard.


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How long do the effects last until the next dosage? Do you think there could be a market for such a drug in the future?

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I live in Indonesia where everyone can drive a vehicle such as a motorcycle or car. I am 30 years old and can't drive anything. I once learned to ride a motorcycle when I was a teenager but it seems like I am too scared and sometimes I like to daydream so it never works. Is there anyone here who has the same problem?
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Learn to ride bicycle first dude.


I'm 30 too and can't drive either. I live in Argentina and was thinking to try to learn and get the license but nowadays is mandatory to get vaccined to get the driving license so I'll stay away from that


>your friends
>rest of the post
wizchan 2020


>waaaaah I didnt break no rule you're just a bitter crab crab crab



How fat are you? You gotta be at least 400lbs

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