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I’ve realized that If I would have enough money I wouldn’t even leave my apparent, bc job is the main and only reason why I do that. I also think the situation is very humiliating, so I have started to think how to make dissent income without investing to much time in it.
I Just kind of what to share my thoughts about it, and get some tips/feedback.
1. I play a lottery. Yes, I know this is dumb, but it only takes 10$ a week and gives me a small chance to quit the damn circle.
2. I invest in dividend stocks and bonds. Those are more or less low risk investments and you build cash flow with them over time. The only problem is I need a million to retire instantly, and it will take a long time. I use two apps for that. One is for stocks only and has no fees. The other one has access to bounds and let’s you buy expensive stocks partially. They charge you a dollar a monthly though.
3. I thought about landing clubs, but haven’t tried them yet.
4. I also thought about buying some collectibles and selling them after they grow in price. That seems like a good way to multiply your money if you know what you are doing.
5. The other thought was to create a bitcoin pull by hacking into people’s computers and cut the costs of mining down to 0. But that requires some knowledge, and I am not quite sure how profitable it would be.
So please share if you have any experience with any of it, or any other easy income ideas. Thanks.
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if you want that kind of life you'll need to be a creative person (animator,musician,author,editor…) so if you already have a skill that woulf fit that category work on it everyday till you become good enough to make money from it
i think it would be better to keep wageslaving for a while and don't spend money on anything you don't need to survive,then start your own small business to secure your income while you're practicing your skill
also you need random luck for any of this to work


>Depending on the study 65-80% of millionaires in USA did not inherit their wealth. Only 3% of billionaires inherited that money.

what they did inherit is good genes for brain development, which makes it easier to get rich. just one step removed really

>Depending on the study 65-80% of millionaires in USA did not inherit their wealth. Only 3% of billionaires inherited that money.


If they inherited their genes to get rich, then their parents also had good genes. So why did their parents not get rich?


I am making a website now as well for the first time.
I wasted years doing degrees in maths and computer science, now doing this basic shit i could have learnt thorugh a bootcamp feels disgraceful. University is such an impractical scam


The uni does give you a solid foundations in CS, and a lot of employers to tend to laugh at bootcamp babies, at least here in Europe. With Math knowledge you could try doing Machine Learning.

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Well… I didn't win it, again. Nobody has won it tho, and third time is the charm.

That being said, any other wizzies trying their luck and fantasizing about winning the lottery? Would you like to win the lottery at all? How would you deal with your newfound wealth and fame? My favorite pastime is to daydream and since I've been daydreaming about this all day everyday for a few days I thought I'd make a thread.
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You only get a sense of hope if you have a low enough IQ


Actually a lot of that money partially funds programs for the community. Like back where I used to live the door to door bus/van service for the disabled was partially funded with lottery money.
Totally private companies and individuals aren't even legally allowed to run lotteries.
Shit, a month ago a swat team was brought in to break up a church bingo hall that had a small raffle that legally counted as a lottery.


I'd suggest not wasting your money on that shit. Elliot Rodger tried a few too many times, and it didn't work so well for him.


He was upper middle class. What the fuck did he need to win the lottery for


He wanted his own personal money.
He personally didn't have shit. His parents were the ones with the money and everything he owned was in their name.

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Any wizzies here exercise? Whether calisthenics, weightlifting, cardiovascular, or other. Share the reasons why you do/don't exercise, what you do, etc..

I tend to agree with Socrates: “No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”.
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oh wonderful, you found it ok, enjoy :))


my only option is walking at night, i don't have a bike/gym ticket unlike normies on this thread
i don't even have a proper pair of shoes


Calisthenics is always a option.
With progressions you can get quite strong/fit with calisthenics and you don't need much at all.
The basics only require cleaning a bit of space for yourself to do a work out or going out somewhere that you can do it.

No excuses man. Don't cheat yourself. When you play yourself and cheat you are the one that loses.



Any comments on how I can improve or otherwise maximize the routine I have? Such as what additional exercises I could try or how to improve my form? I feel like I can do the goblet squats properly now and, in truth, I'm pretty sure I was doing them right all along, just that I wasn't keeping my back as straight as I could be.

I'd say my main exercise goal would be to get rid of what remains of my stomach fat. A lot of it is just excess skin at this point though, so will exercise really help get rid of saggy/somewhat flabby skin?

Just as an aside, but do most wizzies even take the time to read posts as long as mine was? If not, then that's really just depressing.

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This thread is for the wizards who are already homeless or are about to be. Please be sure to give useful and relevant tips and information for survival and safety.
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this post reeks of feminine typing. everyone can tell you are a succubus, your retarded succubi way of thinking is manifested so deeply within you that you cant hide it. also, you are not obliged to respond to every post directed towards you.


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Don't feed the trolls, please.


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Do any of you try to go to school while homeless? I've been studying at a community college for 2 semesters now and I will be living in my car again soon. Before when I was homeless and not in school I never told anyone and had no problem but now I'm getting money from the government to go to school and I'm afraid they will stop paying for me if I don't have an address to use. I've heard that if I talk to a homeless shelter person and ask if I can use their address I will be alright if they let me use it, but I'm too shy to ask and I don't have the money to rent a p.o. box. Anyone with similar issues? what did you do?


Some churches and shelters are cool with you using their address if you tell them your story and that you are actually trying to get back on your feet.

I am guessing you can't reach out to any family in town to at least accept your mail even if they can't/won't house you.

Thing is, when it comes to shyness you really have to get the fuck over it in certain situations even if it makes you uncomfortable if you want any chance of getting off the streets.
It may be hard but it ain't no where as hard as the shit you end up having to go through living on the street for extended periods. Just get it over with and talk to the people you need to talk to so you can be done with it and be on track to a better life. Don't trap yourself due to bad decitions related to avoiding mild social discomfort.


Did you have to explain your entire life to them or do they just want proof of your homelessness with a short story? Will something like "I live in my car and need an address" work? I really don't like talking about personal life, even on here I'm hesitant, and telling them about my entire life just to get a fucking street address is unimaginable to me, I would break down in shame.

If it's just a little backstory about my situation I may be able to muster some courage to do it, but I'm not willing to talk in deep detail.

All my family lives in other states or overseas. If I use their address then I won't be able to apply for in-state tuition here, which would make school unaffordable for me. I hope bernie wins so I won't have to deal with this fucking scam anymore.


Since the 2016 election, 4chan has been increasingly pushed into a paradigm where 4chan has to be the opposite of reddit. That sentiment and paradigm existed before but after the election, the identity of 4chan became about being as racist and Xphobic as possible and really nothing else. 4chan previously had been about free speech, which naturally tolerated racism, and secondarily it was a place for socially marginalized individuals. Normalfaggots had been seeping in through the cracks but there was always an undercurrent that what distinguished 4chan from reddit was that it wasn’t for “normies”. All that changed after the election. When 4chan started using the “soiboy” image, the identity of the site shifted to an entirely political identity and in fact this new political basis would lead to the disenfranchisement of the oldest and truest 4chan users. Since the identity of the site was now about the conservative chad vs. the liberal basedboy, the floodgates were flung open so normalfags could really flood in and feel at home like never before. Naturally a concurrent event was a new association with Christianity and capitalism. 4chan had finally been entirely subsumed into the monstrous paradigm of politics. If you protested, you’d just be called a basedboy who can’t find a succubus to marry and have kids with. Just the same as if you protested to the political identity of reddit, you’d be called a virgin neckbeard who can’t find succubi to party with. Thus it was only natural, the avatar of that socially marginalized oldfag, wojak, would become the ultimate symbol of this new “soiboy” political effigy.

Tl;dr: 4chan’s goose was cooked as soon as it endorsed a political candidate
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This is true. Read books if you want intellectual honesty. This entire culture and the entire internet is about entertainment for emotionally deprived people in a poisonous modern environment. The internet has just amplified this unification of entertainment and the intellectual. Institutions are necessary for human intellectual experience and the internet is just a sludge of the craven needs of psychologically fucked up populations.


Ban this fucker. Nobody should be allowed to call anyone a “loser” on this site.


>There is rarely any intellectual honesty involved.
not disagreeing with you, but intellectual honesty is an incredibly rare virtue. majority people are too proud to admit one of their beliefs or thoughts was wrong or ill-conceived, ESPECIALLY in the an argumentative context, like the one that perpetually clouds the internet. not to mention the fact that almost everyone is stupid and uninformed and quite content with it.


That’s okay. If anyone considers themselves a crab instead of a volcel at this point then they need to fuck off.


It's divide and conquer in the internet age.

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Does anyone feel an aversion to anything cute and childish? I guess I'm fucked up, but I hate puppies and kittens and I want to kill them. I also hate animals because they are terribly stupid and for the most part only serve to be a humiliating entertainment for a human or to one day become food. To tell the truth, most people are also stupid and so I'm a misanthrope, but the whining puppies infuriate me and I want to shoot them in the head, cut off their paws, and preferably pull out their tongue. And I don't fully know the reason for my abnormal state, because it seems that when you look at a dog, horse, or any other animal, it seems symmetrically constructed and quite beautiful. Then where does my endless hatred come from?
Just look at this disgusting shit. Don't you want to hit them?
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Not necessarily, if you disagree with what I say you can find some research to prove me otherwise since I already believe the claim. I'm not going to google shit for you to prove myself wrong.


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>dogs are symmetrically constructed and quite beautiful
lol from this alone i would have to agree you're low IQ. dogs are a genetic abomination, even the "pretty" ones like german shepherds have now been inbred and selectively bred for so many generations that they are rapidly becoming hunchbacks.

pic related, and it's only becoming worse.

dogs are humanity's little retarded elementary school science project. and they look it.



as for myself, i'm disgusted by pretty much everything EXCEPT animals with a few exceptions. (dogs and pigs are the exceptions if you're curious.)

but i do prefer adult animals. i don't really understand normalfag's obsession with infant animals. all infant animals act like dogs. i hate dogs. kittens act like dogs, ducklings act like dogs, cow calves act like dogs, I FUCKING HATE DOGS!
when these animals mature, they get way better personalities, individualism and you can spend more enjoyable time with them without them squirming around and acting like a retarded dog with a short attention span.

now that i think about it, i like animals even more now, because they make dogs look that much more stupid just by existing and being themselves. how sad is that that an intellectually fully developed dog acts like a 2 day old kitten? it makes the cat way cooler how much they develop.


funny thing is, despite my loving animals, i am disgusted by everything else, and that includes nature. so very rarely have i been around them. i met some cows around 6 times, i saw an owl outside once, i caught a monarch butterfly when i was a kid, i saw some rare desert dragon flies, i saw some american coots (my favorite bird) at the pond, saw some coyotes. that's about it. i'd like to see more but i don't want to leave my house.
and also, all animals are restricted access type deals, i mean, you have to talk to normalfags or enter normalfag proximity to interact with pretty much any animal, including all of the ones that i met. so i don't really know how to go about meeting more animals without having to undergo torture. like if i want to meet a cow, i have to listen to some drooling fucking retard drone on about some sociopath shit like how he affectionately named his cow T-Bone and how his son is doing such a great job raising him BLAH BLAH BLAH. they watch out the window all the time looking for people petting their cows so they can SPRINT OUTSIDE post-haste to harass them and rape their ears with their sociopathic self-obsessed stories. they will never ever fuck off and just let me pet their animal, never.


Back to the dog hate circlejerk with you


If you really mean what you wrote, then you're a psychopath who is incapable of empathy. Wanting to hurt living creature because you hate them is pure evil.

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This is a thread dedicated to a queer position I rarely see discussed even here: are there any 5+ year long NEETs who have been jolted out of that position? I'm currently a 25 year old undergraduate because my parents wanted me to do *something*, thankfully I'm studying a cushy humanities degree, but are there any other early to mid twenties people who were long term NEETs that had to find theirselves doing something?
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how would you fix?


For what reason do they give to speak to the manager?


tbh, the groids that tell you work is good for your mental health are insane.



cause normie cunts like to fuck with poor people with shit jobs.


i have a whole elaborate time travel fantasy daydream/ that is kind of sort of a plan. i'll try to post it later


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>I always feel tired and destroyed
remove the (((carbs))) from your diet and your metabolism will get fixed in few days
and since you're free all day start jogging
i can't help you with the rest cause idk your situation irl but those 2 tips helped me a lot

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This is long; I recommend you sit down and get comfy.

I honestly haven't felt "happy" since 2013 at the latest. I have brief periods of elation, but they soon come to pass. The internet has ruined my innocence. There is a constant, non-stop stream of suffering going on in this world, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Rather than be sad, I have instead grown angry at the world at large.

Most of it is frustration. Think of it as being a fan of a sports team that always somehow manage to lose, but not because they're necessarily godawful. They could have the best players on the planet, but something that is so statistically minute always manages to happen in the closing stages of the game. The star player breaks his leg. A crazed fan rushes the field and attacks the opposing team. A fucking meteor strikes the stadium. Every time they're about to win, something makes them lose.

Just about every time I've taken sides on a matter or a controversy or anything, I am always in the "wrong". Gamergate. Pizzagate. The US Election. Trump won but you'd never know that if you consumed only mainstream media. He could literally kill Satan and they'd find a way to spin him as a good guy. >implying they're not doing that right now with the Sean Connery lookalike

I have seen enough evil to corrupt the souls of millions. I pray that poor James of Savejames murders his mother in the most violent way possible. That said, it is only a taste of things to come.
Mass-produced food and drink all have fetus cells in them - Senomyx HEK-293. But it's fine, because they're synthesized! You can't get mad at that!
Swyer Syndrome is where eunuch men are born and society thinks it better for them to live as wombless succubi. "Science" says they're succubi. They're not.
Science, media, and education are all compromised beyond any repair. As traditionalists excelled at their careers, the progressives who failed stuck around to indoctrinate their children. And they won.

My interests have all suffered because of the direction this society is traveling in.

I used to have a whole host of shows I liked, and every single one got shat on. Stargate SG1 got cancelled just as it was starting to get good again. The Walking Dead had its master director fired after one season. Mad Dogs had a bullshit esoteric ending. 24 finished on a cliffhanger not once but twice, and they diversified thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Her hands are fucking huge in that image.


making your post bigger does not make it better faggot.


>He could literally kill Satan and they'd find a way to spin him as a good guy.
I assume you mean bad guy. Which he is, because he's basically confirmed to be on the antisocial spectrum, and they don't talk about that to go easy on him.
>Mass-produced food and drink all have fetus cells in them - Senomyx HEK-293
So? Synthesized cells are bad somehow?
>Swyer Syndrome is where eunuch men are born and society thinks it better for them to live as wombless succubi
Some incredibly obscure and tragic disorder bothers you this much?
>As traditionalists excelled at their careers, the progressives who failed stuck around to indoctrinate their children
[citation needed]
>The internet is not the peaceful Wild West it was in the '00s.
It wasn't peaceful. That's when the hardcore raiding and life ruining happened.
>Video games have stagnated, big time.
Actually right about this.
>Meat is going to go the way of the dodo…The aim is to get people off meat and reserve it only for the elites
So? Sure rich people might get away with it, does that really mean it isn't worth stopping?
>Like one of those cliché scenes where the "badass" character gets hopelessly overpowered and in his dying, bloodied breaths, he dares them to hit him again




>Cars, probably my oldest love, have become nothing more but soulless appliances now. Legendary name plates such as Mustang will inevitably grow electrified and turned into shitty crossovers. I will be forced to accept this, and there will be no point in becoming a journo since I won't enjoy it. Not that I could even get a job as a motoring journalist now, since much like everything else, the internet has allowed anyone and their mother to try their hand at something. As per the guidelines highlighted in Planned-opolis, the eventual plan will be to pedestrianize most roads and force everyone into personal cattle trucks until they're recycled back into the system. I know at least some of you fags will celebrate this, all the while missing the bigger picture.

Cars always were soulless appliances. To think otherwise is to be brainwashed to a certain degree by marketing and mass media. You hear the same complaints nowadays about phones, game consoles and whatever other mass produced industrial crap. As if they had a “soul” to begin with. Shallow nostalgia and anger at loss of quality/durability etc I can understand, but this sort of almost emotional investment into products meant for mass consumption is going way too far.
As for pedestrianization how is it bad in itself. That’s how people have gone around for millennia. I wish I could walk to nearby towns, villages and rural areas but it’s pretty much impossible without a motorized vehicle ie a money sink, a time sink and a constant source of worry. Freedom my ass.


>Think of it as being a fan of a sports team that always somehow manage to lose, but not because they're necessarily godawful.
This is loser cope. You would be less angry if you accepted that you are just a substandard loser, there is no global conspiracy keeping you personally down. The shows that you feel so passionate aren't great work of art ruined by evil corporations, they're mindless normie placating drivil that served their purpose and were retired

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What kind of life do you lead now? How often do you leave your home and interact with live people (relatives, strangers, for example, sellers or taxi drivers, no matter)? How often do you post on this site?
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Take your data mining post and shove it up your fucking ass



That sounds difficult


every single fucking day
once or twice a week



Whatever I can manage, but, largely speaking, it's just aimlessly browsing the internet and sleeping. Maybe I'll masturbate, or play a video game, or even watch something like an anime or movie, but, as far as the bare minimum of each day is concerned, it's just browsing the internet and sleeping. I have no online friends or really anywhere else I can go to speak to others. Wizchan, my mom, and sometimes my brother on occasion, are pretty much it for me.

I'd love to somehow be the learned hermit, spending his days educating himself in relaxed contentment, but instead I'm just a living cliche, of the type that's been memed across the internet for ages. That being, the classic & sullen NEET shut in, riddled with anhedonia and a useless brain that's completely fired itself on video games, anime & porn.


Had to look that one up. There's way too many dumb acronyms on the internet these days. Either way, yeah, that basically sums it up. There are even occasions where I'll very literally be immobilized on the floor out of sheer, overwhelming anhedonia. Looking nothing less than a corpse that's just rotting on the ground.


Well, I am what I am. If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them. Mine can be no worse than someone else's. It's preferable to anything else I can think of, at least.

As an aside, do people really data mine these kinds of threads? For what purpose? Some futile attempt to try and profile wizards, or something? Well, I guess I'll sage, either way.

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Let's have another one of these. Share interesting Wikipedia articles you've come across. Let's keep reading everything about the world to keep the world (and boredom) at bay. A small description about what you're posting is nice but not necessary.
Here's some to begin with:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmecs - Earliest known major civilization in Mesoamerica

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gy%C3%B6rgy_D%C3%B3zsa - Man-at-arms from Transylvania, Kingdom of Hungary who led a peasants' revolt against the kingdom's landed nobility.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis - Saint who's always portrayed holding his decapitated head.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montague_Summers - Clergyman who authored works about the occult.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyakumonogatari_Kaidankai - Interesting parlor game involving samurais and ghost stories.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girolamo_Segato - Man behind a lost study on petrification of cadavers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_chain_of_being - Interesting theological concept.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus-eaters - A whole race of people sleeping in peaceful apathy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sworn_Book_of_Honorius - Medieval Grimoire.
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War fought over bat shit. Guano had become a wildly lucrative commodity by the mid 19th century and Spain tried to seize some islands from Peru that were the primary guano producers for the country. Chile refused to sell coal to Spain during the war effort because they didn't want Spain to try and retake their former colonies and Spain blockaded one of their most important ports in retaliation which dragged them into the war. One of the Spanish Admirals got BTFO so badly by Chile early on that he killed himself. Bolivia and Ecuador figured they might as well join in on the fun just for shits and giggles. In the end Spain withdrew in humiliating defeat, unable to hold even a tiny island in the continent it used to rule over.





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