/wiz/ - Wizardry

I’ve realized that If I would have enough money I wouldn’t even leave my apparent, bc job is the main and only reason why I do that. I also think the situation is very humiliating, so I have started to think how to make dissent income without investing to much time in it.
I Just kind of what to share my thoughts about it, and get some tips/feedback.
1. I play a lottery. Yes, I know this is dumb, but it only takes 10$ a week and gives me a small chance to quit the damn circle.
2. I invest in dividend stocks and bonds. Those are more or less low risk investments and you build cash flow with them over time. The only problem is I need a million to retire instantly, and it will take a long time. I use two apps for that. One is for stocks only and has no fees. The other one has access to bounds and let’s you buy expensive stocks partially. They charge you a dollar a monthly though.
3. I thought about landing clubs, but haven’t tried them yet.
4. I also thought about buying some collectibles and selling them after they grow in price. That seems like a good way to multiply your money if you know what you are doing.
5. The other thought was to create a bitcoin pull by hacking into people’s computers and cut the costs of mining down to 0. But that requires some knowledge, and I am not quite sure how profitable it would be.
So please share if you have any experience with any of it, or any other easy income ideas. Thanks.

Well… I didn't win it, again. Nobody has won it tho, and third time is the charm.

That being said, any other wizzies trying their luck and fantasizing about winning the lottery? Would you like to win the lottery at all? How would you deal with your newfound wealth and fame? My favorite pastime is to daydream and since I've been daydreaming about this all day everyday for a few days I thought I'd make a thread.

Any wizzies here exercise? Whether calisthenics, weightlifting, cardiovascular, or other. Share the reasons why you do/don't exercise, what you do, etc..

I tend to agree with Socrates: “No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”.

This thread is for the wizards who are already homeless or are about to be. Please be sure to give useful and relevant tips and information for survival and safety.

Since the 2016 election, 4chan has been increasingly pushed into a paradigm where 4chan has to be the opposite of reddit. That sentiment and paradigm existed before but after the election, the identity of 4chan became about being as racist and Xphobic as possible and really nothing else. 4chan previously had been about free speech, which naturally tolerated racism, and secondarily it was a place for socially marginalized individuals. Normalfaggots had been seeping in through the cracks but there was always an undercurrent that what distinguished 4chan from reddit was that it wasn’t for “normies”. All that changed after the election. When 4chan started using the “soiboy” image, the identity of the site shifted to an entirely political identity and in fact this new political basis would lead to the disenfranchisement of the oldest and truest 4chan users. Since the identity of the site was now about the conservative chad vs. the liberal basedboy, the floodgates were flung open so normalfags could really flood in and feel at home like never before. Naturally a concurrent event was a new association with Christianity and capitalism. 4chan had finally been entirely subsumed into the monstrous paradigm of politics. If you protested, you’d just be called a basedboy who can’t find a succubus to marry and have kids with. Just the same as if you protested to the political identity of reddit, you’d be called a virgin neckbeard who can’t find succubi to party with. Thus it was only natural, the avatar of that socially marginalized oldfag, wojak, would become the ultimate symbol of this new “soiboy” political effigy.

Tl;dr: 4chan’s goose was cooked as soon as it endorsed a political candidate

Does anyone feel an aversion to anything cute and childish? I guess I'm fucked up, but I hate puppies and kittens and I want to kill them. I also hate animals because they are terribly stupid and for the most part only serve to be a humiliating entertainment for a human or to one day become food. To tell the truth, most people are also stupid and so I'm a misanthrope, but the whining puppies infuriate me and I want to shoot them in the head, cut off their paws, and preferably pull out their tongue. And I don't fully know the reason for my abnormal state, because it seems that when you look at a dog, horse, or any other animal, it seems symmetrically constructed and quite beautiful. Then where does my endless hatred come from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CUgrFw8TEI
Just look at this disgusting shit. Don't you want to hit them?

This is a thread dedicated to a queer position I rarely see discussed even here: are there any 5+ year long NEETs who have been jolted out of that position? I'm currently a 25 year old undergraduate because my parents wanted me to do *something*, thankfully I'm studying a cushy humanities degree, but are there any other early to mid twenties people who were long term NEETs that had to find theirselves doing something?

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I honestly haven't felt "happy" since 2013 at the latest. I have brief periods of elation, but they soon come to pass. The internet has ruined my innocence. There is a constant, non-stop stream of suffering going on in this world, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Rather than be sad, I have instead grown angry at the world at large.

Most of it is frustration. Think of it as being a fan of a sports team that always somehow manage to lose, but not because they're necessarily godawful. They could have the best players on the planet, but something that is so statistically minute always manages to happen in the closing stages of the game. The star player breaks his leg. A crazed fan rushes the field and attacks the opposing team. A fucking meteor strikes the stadium. Every time they're about to win, something makes them lose.

Just about every time I've taken sides on a matter or a controversy or anything, I am always in the "wrong". Gamergate. Pizzagate. The US Election. Trump won but you'd never know that if you consumed only mainstream media. He could literally kill Satan and they'd find a way to spin him as a good guy. >implying they're not doing that right now with the Sean Connery lookalike

I have seen enough evil to corrupt the souls of millions. I pray that poor James of Savejames murders his mother in the most violent way possible. That said, it is only a taste of things to come.
Mass-produced food and drink all have fetus cells in them - Senomyx HEK-293. But it's fine, because they're synthesized! You can't get mad at that!
Swyer Syndrome is where eunuch men are born and society thinks it better for them to live as wombless succubi. "Science" says they're succubi. They're not.
Science, media, and education are all compromised beyond any repair. As traditionalists excelled at their careers, the progressives who failed stuck around to indoctrinate their children. And they won.

My interests have all suffered because of the direction this society is traveling in.

I used to have a whole host of shows I liked, and every single one got shat on. Stargate SG1 got cancelled just as it was starting to get good again. The Walking Dead had its master director fired after one season. Mad Dogs had a bullshit esoteric ending. 24 finished on a cliffhanger not once but twice, and they diversified thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

What kind of life do you lead now? How often do you leave your home and interact with live people (relatives, strangers, for example, sellers or taxi drivers, no matter)? How often do you post on this site?

Let's have another one of these. Share interesting Wikipedia articles you've come across. Let's keep reading everything about the world to keep the world (and boredom) at bay. A small description about what you're posting is nice but not necessary.
Here's some to begin with:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmecs - Earliest known major civilization in Mesoamerica

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gy%C3%B6rgy_D%C3%B3zsa - Man-at-arms from Transylvania, Kingdom of Hungary who led a peasants' revolt against the kingdom's landed nobility.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis - Saint who's always portrayed holding his decapitated head.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montague_Summers - Clergyman who authored works about the occult.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyakumonogatari_Kaidankai - Interesting parlor game involving samurais and ghost stories.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girolamo_Segato - Man behind a lost study on petrification of cadavers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_chain_of_being - Interesting theological concept.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus-eaters - A whole race of people sleeping in peaceful apathy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sworn_Book_of_Honorius - Medieval Grimoire.
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