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 No.220551[Reply]

Being skinnyfat is /wiz/ manifest on your body. It's through no fault of your own that it happens: you didn't overeat, nor were you particularly lazy. Rather, being socially and mentally deficient forced you inside, where you moved less and less vigorously than the average normalfaggot child would.

The normalfaggot child, through no skill, hard work, or determination of their own, built a genetically normal amount of muscle over a long period of time just by being outside and moving with their other normalfaggot friends. They ate more than you, they enjoyed the fruits of life more than you, and they worked so much less harder than you— and they were rewarded for it with physical desirability.

The normalfaggot, then grown up, grows arrogant, and thinks themselves special, even though they put no effort into the good things that life and their sociability gave them. With this attitude set, they spit venom at the lazy, ugly, disgusting skinnyfat people.

Fuck this condition.
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 No.226288

>>220558
yess, it isn't a big deal, some wizards exaggerate, and I think that they like crying sometimes

 No.226291

you need to seek help. and im not talking about your body

 No.226323

>>221170
>I can't afford a dentist or a 12000 dollar operation on my root canals. I can afford a tub of toothpaste


its 25000 RUB in Moscow, broplems werent

 No.227007

>>225298
>>225303
>>225308
i enjoyed reading your battle w/ the giant enemy crab

 No.227009

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sickfuck wants everyone to be a sick malnourished subhuman parasite prone to sickness just like himself because he feels insecure around other males who have healthy muscular bodies from the natural testosterone production and male hormones which run through their veins

sage and hide for having a crab mentality



 No.227001[Reply]

Do you think there's a difference between wizards who are willingly wizards, and those who did not truly choose the practice, the lifestyle, and the career?

What sort(s) of magic do the two types of wizards possess?

I feel the perfectly willing wizards have the better spells and magic, and are far more powerful, capable, intelligent, et cetera.

I believe there is a real correlation between what a wizard consists of and actual wizardry.

Are you one to study magic?
Do you know about magic?
Do you use magic?

Magic is the general study of any and all actual knowledge, and its application.
All arts and sciences might count as magic.

But, I do mean magic, too, as you probably understood the term.

Magic is used to refer to just about anything in this post.
Not just literal magic, but everything might be literal magic.

I'm at least two types of wizard, personally.

 No.227002

yeah its called insel vs volcel

 No.227003

>>227001
>Magic is used to refer to just about anything in this post.
This isn't perfectly clear for some, maybe.

The term magic is used in this/(that) post to refer to just about anything, is what I meant by it.

That should be amply clear.

 No.227004

>>227002
Yeah, that, too.

 No.227005

I practice various forms of magic, and am proficient.



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 No.226983[Reply]

Ay lads! Im coming from an ally chan Ourchan, anyways with that out of the way let me explain.

Everything is stripped down to text because text is the least exposable for the user. It has gotten so bad that on 4cucks you dont even have genuine replies anymore, even tho it is mostly agencies and bots, no one really engages with no one unless its a really ragebaity/heated argument between two anons who just happen to waste their time when its over. I just gave a quick scroll to this chan and it seems most of you are discussing socialization, well among other thanks give it to anonomity aswell because its one of those things that give people no incentive to stick around and care about presence of others in the moment, future is a fiction in this context. And it certainly doesnt help that major social media is just doomscrolling and ragebait etc. These small humble places is only thing of any worth, but not enough to waster your time on, better actually to go out and socialize and face adversity instead of being miserable like this. Greetings from Serbia and jannies of wizchan, a friendly suggestion, allow showing of country flags, at least thats somewhat sensible.

There is obviously more to what i just opened as a discussion, so feel free to broaden it.

 No.226988

r u a wiz?

 No.226989

>better actually to go out and socialize and face adversity instead of being miserable like this.

No thanks, not all of us are miserable! For me it was watching the normie advice fail when I applied it. Go to college? Awful. Date succubi family and friends tried to set me up with? Total fail. Get office job and make money? Wageslavery wasn't for me either. I succeeded when I went my own way. I keep to myself and I'm happy finally.

Hello to Serbia as well.

 No.226990

Why chat when you can read and write.
Takes people forever to say what I can read much more quickly.
And there's that people don't hear well or think well.
Verbal shit, just narcissists telling me nothing that adds to existence, and they are never into academic subjects. And I only do academic subjects. Otherwise it's their same old animal story of animal lifestyle and usual animal antics.

 No.226996

>>226989
>No thanks, not all of us are miserable! For me it was watching the normie advice fail when I applied it. Go to college? Awful.
Going to college is not facing adversity, college today is a completely feminized and corrupted institution. I never went to college myself. Colleges are a complete fuckery.

>Get office job and make money? Wageslavery wasn't for me either.

Wageslavery shouldnt be your goal, part of the process sure while you get on your feet if you are discplined, a noodle you gotta swallow or grab the dragon by the balls as one of my close friends once put it. True white man should learn a trade or monetize his hobby, have a private business expand. It all depends on you. Why should Camp Of The Saints become a reality.

>I succeeded when I went my own way. I keep to myself and I'm happy finally.

Read this last, but this is basically what i wrote above, you seem to get it in a way.

>>226988
checked and yeah i guess, im 22 yo virgin and never had a girlfriend, cant say i havent tried, but its getting difficult, although there are ways to win this filthy feminized society, so im not giving up i have other things i want to accomplish, "sea is full of fish" is inherently true and we are the fishermen not them.

>>226990
>Why chat when you can read and write.
White men especially today avoid talking and have less big fiery and ambitious meetings like in the past. This writing on various corners of the internet is one of the way you neutralize and pacify young white men if you think about it. They drain all their energy in tricks like ragebaiting, trolling, doomscrolling, simping etc.

>And there's that people don't hear well or think well.

There is a way to take care of those things, its not an obstacle to getting through in tough times.

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 No.223989[Reply]

My mom was an airhead who barely learned to read and write. She grew in poverty and she's obsessed with being poor and loves watching videos of people in extreme poverty. Despite all that she is a narcissistic cunt who thinks she's superior to everyone and loves to humilliate people every chance she gets. She got with my dad because she thought he was rich. No matter how much money she gets she tries to spend it all as soon as she gets it. As a kid, she constantly told me that she didn't love me and that I ruined her life, everytime my dad left the house she used to beat me. Everytime I'm around her, she makes sure to make hurtful comments, completely unprovoked, and loves to shame me in front of people. I know that part of my low self-steem is because of her. She always made me feel like I was worth nothing.

My dad was a musician that eventually became a moderately famous photographer for a national newspaper. He was a decent man when I was a kid, but eventually he started to beat my mom and me, he also kicked us out of the house plenty of times. His so called "fame" got the better of him and became a womanizer. He spent most of his money on succubi and came back home with nothing. That obviously caused more fights that always ended with me having to mop my mother's blood off the floor and having to call an ambulance to get her to the hospital. The beatings only caused my mom to resent me even more for "ruining her life". I was just an elementary school kid when all of these things happened and they continued to happen until I was 17. On top of that I was getting bullied at school, so I came back home from getting bullied to find my parents trying to kill each other.

Now almost a couple of decades later, I'm stuck with two aging parents who believe that I "owe" them for the hell they put me though. Needless to say, I hate them. And even though I feel some "love" for them as a son and know that I will cry them when they finally die. A part of me will find relief when that happens.
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 No.226562

They both love me I think.
But every time I speak to them it's obvious they're so dissapointed. I see it in their eyes.
They weren't ever abusive and I don't think they ever asked anything unreasonable, all they wanted was a normal kid. They'd try and make me hang out with classmates but I never enjoyed going to parties or any such gathering.

We weren't living in poverty. I wasn't physically deformed. I wasn't bullied. Both my parents were mentally well. I was given so many opportunities and I never even tried.
Sometimes I wonder if it would feel better to have had bad parents that I could hate and blame. It might be a "grass is greener…" type of situation. There is no one to blame but myself.

 No.226589

ADHD mother bi polar dad

 No.226960

>>223992
You know this is something that I ponder about so much, I am over 18 and I stay with my parents but they've made my life an absolute living hell, from the outside it seems like a heaven as they provide me with food, wifi, roof, etc. But it has made my life miserable.

I want to move out but I can't because I don't live in the Western Hemisphere where I imagine most of the traffic of this website comes from. I have tried to earn online as well but have had 0 luck. They beat me a lot as a kid, my parents are unhappy with their own marriage, my mother doesn't have the guts or the financial capacity to leave my father.

My father regularly abuses everyone. My body literally starts to shake like I can feel my dick and brain. By dick I mean the gland in the kidney working overtime. It's like I am about to die. Sometimes I can't breathe either. It's as I said like I am about to pass out and collapse. I can literally feel my heart beating like hell. It's incredibly stressful to live with them.

And my father doesn't even provide financially we're just living off whatever little wealth my grandfather accumulated for us. He's literally of no use and he is hyper religious. But due to the nature of my community even the other people of my family know that he's a piece of shit but can't really see cause they love my father.

My life has been absolutely hell. While I am technically not a NEET, as I go to college, I am working my absolute ass off to get a job but I have had absolutely no luck, probably because of my shitty college, shitty grades, lack of understanding important concepts.

I know I should be grateful since they are keeping me after 18 years of age but just cause I am dependent upon them doesn't give them a right to abuse me and to "just leave" is not an option. My father literally terrorises me. Like what he is doing is literal terrorism, yes, I know it doesn't fit the political definition of terrorism, but in my eyes what he's doing to me is literally terrorism.

I kinda wanna let my pain out here on this forum but ultimately it's useless to do so. I just want escape from this. I want someone to look after me or provide me with money but that's not how the real world works, perhaps, I wouldn't do it for anybody else either. So it's hopeless. I will keep suffering until and unless I become a complete vegetPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.226966

I honestly believe that there should be UBI. Think about it, we've a justice system which basically says "We'll let a 100 guilty people go free just to prevent 1 innocent person to go to jail".

I feel the same thing about UBI. I know majority of the people will leech of off that UBI but if it can help a minority to live dignified lives where they don't have to depend upon their parents who in turn abuse the hell out of them and they've gotta take it because they haven't got any options.

 No.226982

I think the fact that over half my family isn't on speaking terms with one another shows it was over from the beginning. And this is on both sides of my family.



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 No.226818[Reply]

Wizards, I'm really uncertain about my situation right now and would like your advice, since this is a matter that I think only you would be able to fully appreciate.

I was a NEET and borderline hikki for about 8 years during my mid-20s. I was very content during that time, because the NEET lifestyle actually suits me very much: I'm extremely introverted and don't crave many material possessions. Because of that, I never sought the social stimulation or the monetary compensation of work.

However, my situation changed and I had to find a job, as my prior source of minimal income disappeared.

I was very fortunate to find a remote job that pays decently, even though I only have a HS degree. I've been in that job for over 5 years now. Due to my aforementioned frugal lifestyle, I was able to save enough money that I think will last me over a decade.

With this in mind, my question is this. My greatest wish right now is to resign from this job and return to being a NEET. It's a question that bothers me every day. However, I fear that this job is sort of a unique opportunity, and that I won't be able to find anything similar, once I run out of money. I even considered doing things like day trading so I can extend the duration of my savings.

What would you do in a scenario like this? Keep your somewhat comfy WFH job or just return to NEEtdom?
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 No.226967

>>226964
I'm not sure why you would think I was larping as a data entry clerk of all things. I worked as one until a year ago. You are right that they do receive a lot of applications, but the entry level job market is at an absolute all-time low right now all over the globe

 No.226968

>>226823
>>226824
>>226825
>>226840
Thank you for this, anons. Really. Your advice helped me sorting out my thoughts and making a decision.

I decided to keep my job until I'm able to invest enough money to guarantee permanent NEETdom.

>>226845
It's a quality assurance job. I'd rather not go into more detail, but I can tell you that I found it through a freelancing platform called Upwork.

 No.226969

>>226964
>Today I will fulfill my destiny as the world's biggest faggot by demoralizing young men and calling people LAREPers

 No.226970

>>226969
You really don't get the state of the job market in 2025, do you?

 No.226971

>>226970
Saying "You just don't know" is not an argument. You need to prove your point. You won't do that though because you are gay.



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 No.226682[Reply]

More often than not I find myself having problems with experiencing proper passage of time. Sometimes I think how X was so long ago, only to discover it happened just two or three months ago, while at the other hand things that I think of as "recent" are already couple of years old. Since I always have "something to do", days pass very quickly at unnoticeable pace. Everything post covid feels off, everything turns into an uniform past that was both "recently" and "a long time ago" and I don't feel like I'm making memories, just it's stuff I remember, if you get what I mean.
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>>226832
wow, that is actually an useful piece of advice

 No.226838

>>226832
Does it work with VR?

 No.226839

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>>226832
It's not all that interactive, but good idea

 No.226918

>>226838
IDK, ask AI if some interactive museums support this or that kind of VR


all while VR comes in folk-friendly version (Google Cardboard for your celly) and preem versions (anything built to be above Oculus)

 No.226962

ive noticed different time discrepancies as i get older (only 26) as well as post 2012, i would say maybe routines accelerate time simply because of the auto pilot nature of being deeply into a routine



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 No.224780[Reply]

Should I take the Catholic pill?

They seem to genuinely respect Wizards and have a tradition of hermits. Their priests are a celibate ruling class.

I didn't grow up around Christians but it seems like the difference between them and other Christians is that they're the original church together with the lesser known Orthodox Church.

I don't get all the rules they have though. You shall attend Mass on Sundays and holy days of obligation and rest from servile labor. You shall confess your sins at least once a year. You shall receive the sacrament of the Eucharist at least during the Easter season. You shall observe the days of fasting and abstinence established by the Church. You shall help to provide for the needs of the Church, each according to his or her own ability.

I'm overwhelmed. I get why people just go with the DIY protestant approach but it seems like if the Catholics are one of the original churches Jesus said was legit then it's a safer bet.

Look I don't get how there can be a miracle like resurrection either and frankly all the Abrahamic religious miracles seem really underwhelming compared to the wild stories of Hindu gods. But so many people believe in Christianity from a Pascal's wager perspective it seems like I might as well consider it.

At least it'll make me feel like I'm less LARPing some fantasy wizard and instead I'll seem like a faithful religious hermit which gets more respect points
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 No.226945

>>224780
Honestly? If you haven't by now, go to a few masses and see. Don't worry about the rules just yet.
Seeking God is the important part, and if you find Him there, you won't really have much of a choice but to look into the rest.
Try an Orthodox church too though before you dismiss the whole thing though if you find nothing.
I've never found much life in a Roman Catholic mass myself, just bits and pieces almost in spite of the rest of it, but I wouldn't have known that without going. But He speaks to people differently.

The rules are a complex topic. It's an attempt to use power/authority to force people to do things that are "good" for them by threatening punishment. But that defeats the purpose IMO. They are only good if you do them out of love of Christ and all the little christs around (those neighbors you're supposed to love as much as yourself), not out of fear of punishment.

I'm not sure how a Roman Catholic who is truly seeking Christ can internalize that. I guess if I could I would be one.

>>226011
For the Orthodox, priests are usually married because practically speaking the priests are the closest to the world and need to guide the laity through it. You're going to be a lot better at giving advice about rebellious kids or marriage problems or whatever if you've gone through that yourself.
Monks can also be priests though, and they would be unmarried. And bishops are traditionally picked from monks. So it's really only the parish priests and laity who deal with marriage.

 No.226950

>>224812
Literally no catholic thinks the earth is 10000 years old or whatever. The big bang theory was actually first proposed by a catholic priest

 No.226952

>>226945
The orthodox church is nothing but Putin's political proxy. In my country they asked the adherents to openly oppose NATO.

It has nothing to do with divinity, spirituality or gods.

 No.226956

>>226950
To be precise, Georges Lemaitre was an atheistic theoretical physicist whose day job was working as an ordained parish priest.

He solved the Einstein field equations and the Hubble-Lemaitre law is named after him
(with proof that the universe is isometric and rapidly & endlessly expanding, meaning eventually everything will cool down and die permanently).

 No.226958

>>226952
The Patriarch of Moscow does seem to be pretty fucked up lately.
But that doesn't really speak to the Orthodox church as a whole unless you're suggesting that the Patriarchs of Alexandria, Antioch, and Constantinople are all Russian plants somehow.



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 No.226924[Reply]

Today is my 30th birthday. I've been on this site since 2013/2014 until I left in 2023. I feel this chapter has been closed.
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 No.226939

>>226934
Oh well. Honestly, this is a formality. I've seen a bunch of these threads throughout the years, and I felt compelled to create one. It's good to carry on the tradition.

 No.226940

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>>226934
I stopped an power-tripping highlander from pressuring me by telling him I am 3rd gen fatherless


facts like that or wizardy are better off in a fight to scare off power-tripping yobs with that "fuck this whole street cred, i am loco"

 No.226942

🎲1d20[ 1d20 = 11 ]

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 No.226954

>>226946
>>226946
I prevented a hazardous street-fight-starting argue from a dangerous-looking fella by telling him I am not just fatherless, it runs for generations + wizard status = he kinda enjoyed my 10-minute talk how people in big cities historically almost never seem to procreate enough to replentish the population thus making the city rely on new people moving in.



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 No.226907[Reply]

I have a hunch there are companies that specialize on finding shy shut-in, *chan.org tier IT dudes that are good enough to do the computer stuff - and demand employeRs to do this or that set of rules.


See, employeRs also suffer from problems when they cannot actually fill a position, so they pay $$$ to a hiring company. A company that finds guys of this or that profile for them.

Corpo problems tend to go from bad to even worse when a bucko of a top manager demands to bring him some tidy, tie-wearing manager and never gets any. So an average top manager *has* to be told by such a hiring agency to "settle" for a neckbeard who does neckbeard tier life yet turns out to be tested with "puter stuff" proficiency.


If you can't get an interview for a cool position - maybe that's because you don't apply for a job in IT yourself in y2k+{25, …, 112}?
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 No.226915

Your hunch seems shadier than the random texts I get about jobs on my phone.

 No.226917

>>226914
Since it's a HUNCH, I have to elaborate on the pieces of data I have

1. "Headhunting" agencies that hunt for proper workforce are a thing in the corporate world.
2. Recruting agencies also.
3. Agencies get $$$, big bucks, for finding a "right person" to fill an actual opening.
4. Corporate latter dream job has a problem sometimes: should a top notch clerk get promoted, the department loses the top notch clerk (minus productivity) and they need time to adjust for the new role.
5. The world of job applications has at least 2 foxy moves that ruin hones job search:

Uno. HRs are told to look for real cool people, but they don't really hire. The corpo suits want to pretend they're hiring new workforce *to trick investors into investing for implied growth*

Dos. A straight up robbery by the middle management. There is a project. They require X people. They hire X - 1, "iks minus one" heads, tell every applicant for the seat number X "you're not good enough, you lack some soft skillz that are detrimential"… or some other excuse… and then, the middle managers tell both the higher-ups aA D the guys at the project things are looking grim: there are little to no good people available so you should settle for an unpaid intern to do routine stuff. Then, the middle management demands extra $$$ for "managing" the problem and saving $$$ in salaries not paid in process.

 No.226921

>>226915
Exactly. I was talking about tech-related hiring on the wrong board.

 No.226944

>>226917
Headhunters don't give a shit about an unemployed job seeker. They contact people who already have high status jobs to work in even higher status jobs for better pay.

 No.226947

>>226944
Beingg a NEET is the most "high status" job there is.



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 No.226692[Reply]

I think I've just realized a good reason to live.

I have /wiz/ardchan tier sex drive - as in very low

During my teens/20s I had stress so high I had no morningstaff (/dep/ tier past) - but I missed the part where I was supposed to end up a "crab".

All my /hob/ are computer-related, I don't really need too many "real stuff". In fact, I like "industrial" design or straight-up "rustical" crude design.

I dabble a little in /jp/ culture - as in 1950s-1980s, not just modern anime/games/both combined (Touhou Project) and pre-1885 times of samurai

and I have my own taste in /music/ - I have utilitarian preferences, such as commercial background music.


I think my consciousness would be quite useful as a template to copy and to install into various robot-like machines… y'know, it happens sometimes - it's VERBOTEN, ZAPRESHCHENO, PROHIBITED to make X, but there's an opportunity to get Y and upgrade it to something that's close to X. So hey, have fun cloning [and patching up?] my mind with additional knowledge, should manufacturing a strong AI from scratch und up prohibited.

Since I do not identify with seggs/gossip/"SUCCial lifey" and such, I have less problems than regular urban person all while I do not have the addendum of the beautiful divine nature of a proper hermit/monk/a high-composure person who keeps masking own feelings, not genuinely lacks them.
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 No.226704

In layman terms, my brain could be useful to copy for some "robot, but not officially a robot" stuff.

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 No.226885

Can you goon while easily dealing with the urges after? Can you practice retention?

 No.226919


Actually, you know what? I lied. I actually LOVE posting various pieces of advice.

>>226885
>Can you goon while easily dealing with the urges after?

I am not a big fan of gooning whatsoever.

>Can you practice retention?

I lent, so the retention thing comes naturally.

 No.226941

>>226885
m8… I am that dumb I am bored of work.



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