/wiz/ - Wizardry

Hey, wizards. Why not some fun? In this thread, post every kind of humor. We need happy times.

I need your wisdom. I am approaching mid 20s KHHV and have no friends. Went neet after high school for a few years because depression and loneliness broke me and maybe I had foresight that there was no point in going to college so I pretty much gave up on life because I felt like life gave up on me first. The only good things I got going for me are that I have a job now and I have good parents so there is no drama or uneasiness about being home which allows me to at least save up all the money I make while living with them. Apart from that I have no social life, no skills and I never matured because I simply did not have those experiences like my peers (going out, meeting people, making friends, socialising, romantic partners, sex etc.) This is why I was reluctant to go to college or do anything because anything that comes to mind imo requires a certain foundation of experience in order for you to be accepted and fit in and be able to progress or interact. The connections and social aspect is key to wellbeing, happiness and success. As I get older isolation, lost youth and ineptitude will hurt more and more as I see people around me progress. The thing is I don't know what to do with my life. Should I play it safe and just spend all my 20s and 30s living with my parents, working, saving money and rotting in my room? I feel like I am missing out on enjoying life but I have nobody and I am afraid that if I tried to force myself into relationships/friendships I will end up hurt, used and waste my money to participate in soceity that doesn't actually care about me. Keep in mind I am from a slavic shithole and not america. Also moving out and living on my own sounds like a bad idea because I am very inexperienced and I am not smart or skilled and it's almost impossible to even get a job if you are qualified if you don't have the connections. I don't have social media and I live in a small rural town and maybe this is an irational fear and I hope it is but I was always afraid of people bullying me or talking shit behind my back so I don't like opening up or revealing any information about myself because people talk and they can use any and all information against me in some way. Sorry if this is not directly related to crabdom but it's a more broad question on how to cope with beings a loser and how can you tell what kind of a loser you are (failed normie or truecel etc.) and what is realistic goal and expectation because expectations and goals set by media and Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Okay, Almost all of us here barely have any friends IRL, me included (I am sure at least half of us here are fine with that), But what about online Socialization? even the biggest Hikikomoris socialize online, the issue is that I f*g can't relate to people online, even in circles that are meant for "losers" and "outcasts", even if i like many people there and we can somewhat get along, I still feel that I do not belong there and that we live in entirely different worlds, And I do not play online games, nor post in any other imageboard aside of this, I always feel home here, unlike anywhere else online, so it's comfy here, but somewhere like 4trannies? hell no, it really hits when my former online friends are advancing in life and starting romantic relationships and I am left in the same exact place (not negatively) it's when I realize that I don't belong around them and I am only going to relate to them less and less with the time, and I hate it when they try to get me to change my way and try to talk to me about "getting a G.F" and escaping wiz/apperantice-hood so i decide to just abandon them and live inside of my own mind bubble comfortably

Being skinnyfat is /wiz/ manifest on your body. It's through no fault of your own that it happens: you didn't overeat, nor were you particularly lazy. Rather, being socially and mentally deficient forced you inside, where you moved less and less vigorously than the average normalfaggot child would.

The normalfaggot child, through no skill, hard work, or determination of their own, built a genetically normal amount of muscle over a long period of time just by being outside and moving with their other normalfaggot friends. They ate more than you, they enjoyed the fruits of life more than you, and they worked so much less harder than you— and they were rewarded for it with physical desirability.

The normalfaggot, then grown up, grows arrogant, and thinks themselves special, even though they put no effort into the good things that life and their sociability gave them. With this attitude set, they spit venom at the lazy, ugly, disgusting skinnyfat people.

Fuck this condition.

Do you think there's a difference between wizards who are willingly wizards, and those who did not truly choose the practice, the lifestyle, and the career?

What sort(s) of magic do the two types of wizards possess?

I feel the perfectly willing wizards have the better spells and magic, and are far more powerful, capable, intelligent, et cetera.

I believe there is a real correlation between what a wizard consists of and actual wizardry.

Are you one to study magic?
Do you know about magic?
Do you use magic?

Magic is the general study of any and all actual knowledge, and its application.
All arts and sciences might count as magic.

But, I do mean magic, too, as you probably understood the term.

Magic is used to refer to just about anything in this post.
Not just literal magic, but everything might be literal magic.

I'm at least two types of wizard, personally.

Ay lads! Im coming from an ally chan Ourchan, anyways with that out of the way let me explain.

Everything is stripped down to text because text is the least exposable for the user. It has gotten so bad that on 4cucks you dont even have genuine replies anymore, even tho it is mostly agencies and bots, no one really engages with no one unless its a really ragebaity/heated argument between two anons who just happen to waste their time when its over. I just gave a quick scroll to this chan and it seems most of you are discussing socialization, well among other thanks give it to anonomity aswell because its one of those things that give people no incentive to stick around and care about presence of others in the moment, future is a fiction in this context. And it certainly doesnt help that major social media is just doomscrolling and ragebait etc. These small humble places is only thing of any worth, but not enough to waster your time on, better actually to go out and socialize and face adversity instead of being miserable like this. Greetings from Serbia and jannies of wizchan, a friendly suggestion, allow showing of country flags, at least thats somewhat sensible.

There is obviously more to what i just opened as a discussion, so feel free to broaden it.

My mom was an airhead who barely learned to read and write. She grew in poverty and she's obsessed with being poor and loves watching videos of people in extreme poverty. Despite all that she is a narcissistic cunt who thinks she's superior to everyone and loves to humilliate people every chance she gets. She got with my dad because she thought he was rich. No matter how much money she gets she tries to spend it all as soon as she gets it. As a kid, she constantly told me that she didn't love me and that I ruined her life, everytime my dad left the house she used to beat me. Everytime I'm around her, she makes sure to make hurtful comments, completely unprovoked, and loves to shame me in front of people. I know that part of my low self-steem is because of her. She always made me feel like I was worth nothing.

My dad was a musician that eventually became a moderately famous photographer for a national newspaper. He was a decent man when I was a kid, but eventually he started to beat my mom and me, he also kicked us out of the house plenty of times. His so called "fame" got the better of him and became a womanizer. He spent most of his money on succubi and came back home with nothing. That obviously caused more fights that always ended with me having to mop my mother's blood off the floor and having to call an ambulance to get her to the hospital. The beatings only caused my mom to resent me even more for "ruining her life". I was just an elementary school kid when all of these things happened and they continued to happen until I was 17. On top of that I was getting bullied at school, so I came back home from getting bullied to find my parents trying to kill each other.

Now almost a couple of decades later, I'm stuck with two aging parents who believe that I "owe" them for the hell they put me though. Needless to say, I hate them. And even though I feel some "love" for them as a son and know that I will cry them when they finally die. A part of me will find relief when that happens.

Wizards, I'm really uncertain about my situation right now and would like your advice, since this is a matter that I think only you would be able to fully appreciate.

I was a NEET and borderline hikki for about 8 years during my mid-20s. I was very content during that time, because the NEET lifestyle actually suits me very much: I'm extremely introverted and don't crave many material possessions. Because of that, I never sought the social stimulation or the monetary compensation of work.

However, my situation changed and I had to find a job, as my prior source of minimal income disappeared.

I was very fortunate to find a remote job that pays decently, even though I only have a HS degree. I've been in that job for over 5 years now. Due to my aforementioned frugal lifestyle, I was able to save enough money that I think will last me over a decade.

With this in mind, my question is this. My greatest wish right now is to resign from this job and return to being a NEET. It's a question that bothers me every day. However, I fear that this job is sort of a unique opportunity, and that I won't be able to find anything similar, once I run out of money. I even considered doing things like day trading so I can extend the duration of my savings.

What would you do in a scenario like this? Keep your somewhat comfy WFH job or just return to NEEtdom?

More often than not I find myself having problems with experiencing proper passage of time. Sometimes I think how X was so long ago, only to discover it happened just two or three months ago, while at the other hand things that I think of as "recent" are already couple of years old. Since I always have "something to do", days pass very quickly at unnoticeable pace. Everything post covid feels off, everything turns into an uniform past that was both "recently" and "a long time ago" and I don't feel like I'm making memories, just it's stuff I remember, if you get what I mean.

Should I take the Catholic pill?

They seem to genuinely respect Wizards and have a tradition of hermits. Their priests are a celibate ruling class.

I didn't grow up around Christians but it seems like the difference between them and other Christians is that they're the original church together with the lesser known Orthodox Church.

I don't get all the rules they have though. You shall attend Mass on Sundays and holy days of obligation and rest from servile labor. You shall confess your sins at least once a year. You shall receive the sacrament of the Eucharist at least during the Easter season. You shall observe the days of fasting and abstinence established by the Church. You shall help to provide for the needs of the Church, each according to his or her own ability.

I'm overwhelmed. I get why people just go with the DIY protestant approach but it seems like if the Catholics are one of the original churches Jesus said was legit then it's a safer bet.

Look I don't get how there can be a miracle like resurrection either and frankly all the Abrahamic religious miracles seem really underwhelming compared to the wild stories of Hindu gods. But so many people believe in Christianity from a Pascal's wager perspective it seems like I might as well consider it.

At least it'll make me feel like I'm less LARPing some fantasy wizard and instead I'll seem like a faithful religious hermit which gets more respect points