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 No.226712[Reply]

be me
22yo
dad’s sick, not dying yet but not doing great either
got an inheritance lined up — 12 rental houses, a car, and a home
should feel lucky, right?
instead I feel like I’m living in a damn soap opera
stepmom’s family is circling like vultures
her kids are trying to manipulate my dad into marrying her so they can take everything
dad knows it, that’s why he’s holding off
but the atmosphere in the house is toxic as hell
every day feels like some psychological warfare
people smiling at me while secretly plotting how to screw me over
I’m tired, bros
I don’t even care about the money anymore, I just want peace
how the hell do you stay sane when everyone around you just wants a piece of what’s yours?
feels like no matter what I do, someone’s waiting to twist it against me
what would you even do in my place?
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 No.226751

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OP = rekt by frayed pipeline XC

 No.226753

>>226712
>instead I feel like I’m living in a damn soap opera
👁️👁️

 No.226758

>>226729
>redditspacing
>from Reddit
so cringe it counts towards based

 No.226772

>>226758
some call that baiting

 No.226787

>>226772
oh, sorry – indeed, i was baiting for attention. I will keep it quieter, though – there are other imageboards like lainchan.org, which seem to be nice.



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 No.222647[Reply]

I figured I've already experienced everything junk food, chocolates, cakes and ice creams can offer as an experience.
They no longer give me dopamine, just bloating and an overall sense of unwellness & brain fog.

Life is very short and I'd like to be in shape even if just once during my existence. So far I lost 12 pounds, which is an okay start but not great.

I aim to work out 3 times a week, and on the 4 other days light cardio such as walking for an hour.

Diet has been redesigned to involve a lot of lean meat, fresh produce, eggs, walnuts and water instead of sodas.
If I crave something sweet, it's gonna be a banana or berries, maybe a kiwi or orange.

What do you think? Have you tried to live healthier or are you already healthy?
So far I haven't lost motivation but it's only been 6 months. I find it has had a moderately positive effect on my depression too. If I can pull it off I'll keep the rhythm up for the rest of my life.
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 No.226748

>>225982
>>225987
Ah! "U-haul" for boats -→ "u-boats", I get it now

 No.226767

I'm trying to quit vaping/smoking. I've been smoking and vaping for more than nine years now, and this week I decided that that's enough and I need to put an end to that nasty habit. I'm quitting woth tabex/desmoxan and this stuff is a godsend so far.
I don't crave any nicotine at all now, but I feel extreme brain fog and my vision is blurry for some reason. It's nicotine withdrawal, I know, but it's hard to do anything because everything feels weird and unreal.
I wouldn't say I want to be healthier though. I'm quitting for my health, yeah, but I'll never be healthy.
I used to run 5k daily and never drank at all, and my diet was okayish, but I still wasn't all that fit and robust or whatever. Never set my foot into the gym either. Which means I'm basically a couch potato. Being healthy is a lot of hard work, I don't have it in me to do it. I can't and wouldn't lift weights and I can't live on a diet of boiled chickeh breasts and steamed broccoli.

 No.226771

I tried using the blender with random fruits and vegetables I had on hand: cucumber, carrot, grapes and apple. The texture was terrible but I choked it down. Maybe I'll just stick to cucumber slices or raspberries in water and quit punishing myself.

 No.226773

>>226771
You need an emollient to make it palatable.

Mix in yoghurt or milk,, then add those raspberries, cucumbers, carrots and apples. If you feel adventurous, a sprinkle of cinnamon.

It will be a proper smoothie which are addictive and tasty.

 No.226782

>>226773
Thanks for the tip; will give it another go!



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 No.226575[Reply]

So.

As a /wiz/zie, I tried to *disprove* Collatz Conjecture, also known as 3n+1

Instead of thinking of "hailstorm numbers", I decided to look for prime numbers.


Any number made of the smallest prime number only - goes into a loop of "divide an even number by 2"

And on the other side of the equation, we have an array of prime numbers
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 No.226629

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>>226597

And vice versa

Going for succubi who happen to have statistically the most generic physical features is a bit too Stalin for me

 No.226658

>>226597
Actually, y'know wat?

My mom is a blue-eyed blondie. Kannot ceep her mouth shut. Used to be a university "teacher".

She parented me into being a massive "dooshneela" kind of person (plz look it up). I only recently was told I am a dooshneela in person.

 No.226659

>>226597
>>226658

And the real thing is, I never realised differet succ…essful people think in different ways, and "obnoxious humanitarian lector" type is very rare.

 No.226710

>>226629
>Going for succubi
Going for succubi are you, Potter? Are you going for succubi, Potter?

Are you, Potter?

 No.226745




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 No.220455[Reply]

My backup plan is completely ruined. In my turd world country, the only way to succeed as a sub-5 male is to be good in academics. I am not good in academics. I had a backup plan in my mind, if all else fails, I will become a taxi driver and that would ensure that I get enough enough to survive.

As things stand, it turns out, I am not good at driving either, I got my license, and somehow managed to clear the test. I think I can drive fine during the day, as I have been driving for 4 years now, but I can't drive at all in the night time. Like I get totally blinded. I have tried various glasses and they don't help either.

The only way to make a liveable earning as a taxi driver alone in my country I would have to drive long routes and therefore would have to drive during the time when the sun is down. But apparently I can't do that.

There are two more things, I suck at parking, I have no idea how I managed to parallel park properly during the driving test. I am really quite bad at parking. The other thing is that my confidence has plummeted because I had an incident where I accidentally cut someone off where I was 5km/hr over the speed limit so I thought that I could change lanes, but turns out I cut off a guy who was speeding even harder and that turned into a road rage incident.

What's worse is that both him and me traverse the same route daily, because I use that route to go to college, so I am afraid of encountering him again, and in a turd world country, these encounters could turn deadly.

All in all, my backup option to become a taxi driver is gone. I basically can't drive at night, and am not good at parking. I am also a slow thinker.

It is quite embarrassing and dare I say it makes me feel unmanly because there are so many succubi in my country who are able to drive so assertively and well, and can even drive in the night. My final option to make a living is gone.

I got my vision checked and it turned out to be largely alright, so I don't wear any prescription glasses but I still have no idea as to how people manage to drive in the night at see at night, even succubi can do it. And nobody likes a guy who can't drive.
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 No.223731

I actually find driving to be pretty relaxing, like playing vidya, it forces you to concentrate on what's happening in front of you, instead of obsessing over your anxieties and depression and life. But I wouldn't want to do it for a living.

 No.225686

>>223727
same here, m8

 No.225687

>>220455
>just accept the exorbitantly expensive roving, multi-ton steel death trap you will drive at high speeds on roads surrounded by retards who are a risk to themselves and others, and which is responsible for destroying the notion of walkable and small scaled cities, the environment, and manipulatively sold to you as a symbol of virility
Cars are actually so fucking dumb

 No.226736

>>223729
>uber nikka?

I think he's "Uber" driver, quite a double entendre here

not "nikka" who's "not hikka", but a "nikka" as in "has to hold a jerb" wizard

 No.226744

>>225687
well, at least we have a chance to build a better world



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 No.224502[Reply]

It's my 30th birthday I can finally post here woo!
This isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
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 No.225570

>>225568
Schizo

 No.225620

>>225570
from succuni' pointaview, we're all schizos here kekw

 No.225631

>I can finally post here
trust me, nothing was stopping you before, based on the quality of threads I've seen.

 No.225679

OP is based and mukyupilled

 No.226735

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>>224502
OP is based and mukyuupilled



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 No.226669[Reply]

Some news portals were talking about employing ex-convicts by providing shelter, food, a job and other opportunities, while many people my age have difficulties finding a job at McDonald's or any other shitty job to start their career (I'm 22 years old), dealing with mental health issues and so on, because we are treated as lazy even when no one wants to lend a hand.
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 No.226674

>>226670
You're not thinking this through. Conservatives also benefit from rehabilitation instead of desperate ex cons being releases "into the wild" after prison and realizing they have nothing to lose by murdering or kidnapping some random rich boomer.

Having McDonald's hire them isn't exactly a bad outcome considering all the possible outcomes of a person being released into society after 15 years of prison.

 No.226675

>>226669
>Some news portals were talking about employing ex-convicts by providing shelter, food, a job and other opportunities

Prison makes it impossible to get opportunities so unless it's part of the sentence, they need the help

 No.226681

>>226675
This. OP and other extremists have no answers except retarded "let's kill everyone" scenarios even Taleban doesn't adhere by.

Literally everyone in society benefits if those people get an apartment and a minimum wage job instead of robbing and murdering randoms.

 No.226685

>>226672
>Vandals and deranged individuals should be sent to community houses

to community cottages - tower blocks are not too good for several vandals vandalizing floors one against another

 No.226713

>>226669
Society benefits wrongdoers because doing so is an integral part of the sham. By rehabilitating some individuals society can effectively gloss over the structure that led to those people in the first place. Criminals/felons are also treated similarly to homeless and disenfranchised as one of lowest rungs on the social ladder that can be pointed to. The implicit warning is do as your betters say or you'll end up like them.

Mentally ill people (who are poor, it usually goes hand in hand) are basically a lost cause. I say that as one myself.
>>226671
Do you want to be forced to breed?



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 No.225239[Reply]

> Have VR headset
> Have penetration sensitive stroker (not invented yet)
> Connect the two (*nintendo click*)
> Play a variety of games with a harem of digital anime NFT waifus
> Use AI with other tools to create waifus

Why isn't this a thing yet? It's already possible and would sell tons.

Pros:
+ Video games are actually fun to play and an emotional investment (if you haven't noticed)
+ Real physical exercise (abs and pec activation)
+ If iq too high to be immersed, just develop and increase realism until fooled, iq's just a number
+ Can connect online with multiplayer
+ GPU's the limit

Cons:
- Isn't real/no human connection
- It's all simulated (isn't reality simulated?)
- Physically limited
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 No.225730

>>225239
uh, CM3D2 has an USB fleshlight that link to their VR game.

 No.225891

>>225250
That picture is dumb. Many kigu look uncanny but that's not the case here. That kigu looks pretty cute. What sort of amygdalet would find it scary?

 No.226001

virt-a-mate already exists.
it turns out VR sucks and you get bored after a week

 No.226051

>>226001
Think about a controller and a console, all the 2D and 3D games and in between.

Now replace the controller with a depth sensitive stroker.

 No.226698

>>226001
afyer a week of non-stop gaming marathon or after seven twenty-minute sessions of such gaming?



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 No.226663[Reply]

What are wiz thoughts on this? The graphics have improved a lot since this was first posted.
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 No.226667

In the not too distant future, there'll have to be a separation between wizards who have partaken in VR porn and those who haven't.

 No.226676

>>226667
>In the not too distant future, there'll have to be a separation between wizards who have partaken in VR porn and those who haven't.

Why?

Porn is pretty diverse so you can get anime on VR. You would reject a digital Valhalla?

 No.226686

>>226663
sigh


>>226667
ok asexoomer

 No.226691

what companionship? some cunt screaming at you about imagined slights and johnny depp's latest OD or whatever downs syndrome? men and succubi dont even have anything in common, at all, i bet people just 60 years ago didn't even talk to their wives and it's a totally new LARP lol.
a pet gecko would be a better companion than a succubus because at least lizards don't have hallucinations about your phone or get informed ideologically by TikTok.

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>>226691
>because at least lizards don't have hallucinations about your phone or get informed ideologically by TikTok.

true, the ease of accessing some troll's griftshit is quite a risk



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 No.226439[Reply]

The last time I visited this image board was about a year ago. There wasn't much activity, and I eventually got bored. Today I visited it again, and I'm left wondering, considering its somewhat “doomer” nature, how many of us are still alive on this IB? I wouldn't be surprised if, in a few years, many of us are gone, not from this site, but from life itself.

The last time I thought about suicide was recently. It wasn't the first time, nor will it be the last. I'm sure of that. I know I'm not the only one here who feels this way.

Is the site's apparent low activity due to this, or this is just a very niche website?.
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 No.226620

Talking to crabs is like talking to a brick wall. They are like self-harm cutters. The crab label brings them nothing but pain. But they will fight tooth and nail for their crab pride and never surrender to volcel.

they will bite you like rabid dogs if you try to make them into gold instead of shit.

 No.226627

>>226620
Omega rank males, good grief

 No.226639

With imageboards you never know if someone left, but I'd bet that 95% of the wizzies that were active in 2020 are no longer here.

 No.226645

>>226639
Half a decade is a long time in internet culture.

 No.226662

>>226552
>where are these guys and why arent they here?

>226604

>if only the huge population of crabs could be recruited and converted into wizards.

crab culture won the virgin wars.

>>226619
>You just re-label yourself as a volcel

Or stop being a jargoncel.

Men never win, even when they are normies they're still crabs.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/in celibate



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 No.224821[Reply]

Hi everyone, I’d appreciate your thoughts on a question I have. I’ve been experiencing nightfall or wet dreams without engaging in any sexual activities. I don’t masturbate, nor do I consume adult content, so I’m unsure why this is happening. Any insights would be helpful.
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 No.224978

What time do you find it usually happens? Try not eating too much before bed and getting up early, ideally 4am.

 No.224982

can you remember your dreams? in my experience wet dreams always happen because of actual sexual activity in them, or just extreme sexual excitement at the prospect of it.
so if you just learn to not act on those impulses in your dreams you should be fine.

 No.226654

>>224821
>I don’t masturbate, nor do I consume adult content, so I’m unsure why this is happening

>I don’t masturbate


bingo - without masturbation, your bawls will have to release unused goo in a way that's accompanied by weird dreams. Been there many years ago

 No.226655

>a thread died for this

 No.226656

>>224978
This plus meditate and do Shirshasana (basically a headstand yoga pose).



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