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(I know tyler didnt want to die but stil relevant.holyland is very well written)
Anyways Im looking for books about a guy whose life is bad,mainly due to modern society,he fails suicide and then finds a whole new meaning in life.
I survived suicide myself and want to write my own memoir about it and the new life i built and im building now.
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>manga is fine too,in lesser priority. The works by kaiji's author for example
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And i have never said he was a model for wizard, just that he's not normal


For it is functionally effective but too narrow of a label


I got so annoyed with Steppenwolf's main character being such a simp and idealizing that succubus so much, that I ended almost disliking the book.


this is precisely how I felt reading siddhartha. keep in mind that hermann hesse was worshiped by hippie boomer scum


That was for going against the norm, which ironically created a new norm culture of being counter.

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But what is the benefit of breaking up nuclear families? The kids more likely to end up as criminal and eventually the whole society falls apart.
You can't rule people who revolt against your system, even out of a criminal tendencies. You can't enslave criminals.


Without a family to support you you're much more likely to be willing to let the government take the role as your parent – vote for increased welfare, increased taxation, bigger government, less freedom, etc.


Brain waves are electrical activity in the brain, that control bodily functions. They have nothing to do with consciousness on their own. Vegetables have brain waves and no consciousness. It's not murder, never has been. If you're below 80 iq it's not murder either, it's a net positive to the world.


Well okay, as long as you're consistent. Killing infants and toddlers isn't murder either, right? And where are you getting the 80 IQ number? Are all the Africans who have less than 80 IQ okay to hunt for sport? Do people who have higher IQ have more rights than those who have average IQ?


they are not enraged about the not having sex part
they don't care if you get your dick wet
they don't even care if you have a roof over your head and food in your belly

but when 30% of males give up on sex it means that the marketing industry cannot sell them designer clothes, brand perfumes, sports cars and gold jewellery anymore because they have nobody to impress

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Getting popular lately. This is the opposite of a poor peasant's diet. Feudal lords ate mostly meat. Mongols had two food groups, meat and dairy, and they ate both of these raw & fermented.

Today I finally told my mom I will be making all my own food from now on, as I've been lazy and weak and have eaten junk food she buys. I'm in control of my diet now though. I'll eat a tiny amount of non-animal products when I feel like it, e.g. garlic, spicy peppers, dark chocolate, maybe mushrooms.

I noticed today that my teeth are looking much better. Spending hours eating beef belly probably took off tartar. It's difficult to rip off pieces when it's raw, lots of pulling. I ate it fresh one day and ate it fermented for one day the next. There was ammonia or something on the bottom, just like in that fermented shark stuff. I don't even feel so insecure about my teeth that I need to hide hide them anymore. They're still quite yellow and some are see through a bit. Pretty much okay if someone doesn't examine them closely. When I ate lots of meat and ate S.A.D. food, when I didn't brush my teeth at night I woke up and I had lots more plaque or something on my teeth than normal. I think vitamin k2 mk. 4 and vitamin d together might cause calcium to get into my teeth and make them white again. I'll report in a month or two. If that happens I might try eating bones a bit harder than fish spines and chicken wing tips.

Looking forward to receiving lamb brains this week. I hear when they are fermented for a while they taste like stinky cheese.
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This should be your theme song


Some updates:
One day my room didn't smell and there weren't any flies and I found the steak in there was completely subsumed by maggots and has maggoty froth all over. It's interesting to watch the whole steak crawling. I ate a handful of maggots instead of one at a time and in addition to nice texture they have a tasty flavor. Very nice food. I'm going to look into cultivating meal worms, crickets, snails, etc. today.

I have a couple brains tied up and hanging inside of a jar. It's been in my fridge so they're not yet ready.

I haven't been completely steadfast and have indulged bad food a few days, but I have something delicious to return to unlike in the past, so I am capable of not letting a bad day turn into a bad week.

I didn't like liver and forced myself to eat it at first cause I thought I needed the nutrients. I just went a week without eating it and tried it again and it was palatable. My appetite tells what nutrients I need. They are pastured chicken livers. They also needed to be room temperature to taste good.

Today I ate a lamb shank that's been in the fridge for about 10 days (aired out a couple times & left air in the bag so that it wouldn't grow botulism). I cooked it blue rare and it was tastier than the fresh one I ate some time ago. The fat started to taste cheesy. I have heard of people in the recent past hanging game meat like pheasants for a month and then eating them and they taste like blue cheese. I need to age meat more, it's delicious. About to have crab and salmon.


OP you could probably make a lot of money through ads if you uploaded videos of you eating this stuff on youtube


This is getting ridiculous now, have you lost all sense of reason?
You would think with all the brains you were eating you would learn some sense, but i guess you are what you eat, rotten brains


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Fairly niche topic, but i wanted to discuss the possibility of cave-hiding and Christopher Knighting.

Apart from CK, can anyone give any reliable examples?

The last time i heard of someone doing this in a national forest, the gubment came and filled in his dwelling with concrete.

If any caves exist which you can hide in, almost by definition you will not hear about them and they will be near impossible to find.

Anyways, here's a place to talk about cave hiding and befriending the dragon that lay therein
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CK's story is insane but I do not want to steal. I also do not want to deal with the weather like he did, he could barely sleep during the winters. He would get up and walk around all night to stay warm if I recall correctly.

I have thought of becoming a clown on the internet to earn money through YouTube. Just clown myself and my life for normies to be entertained and hopefully that would net me enough to afford living in the woods or to be a vagabond. But you have to go viral to earn anything and I don't see my content becoming popular. So it will be a life of minimum-wage slavery for me.


That is the most morally reprehensible career i can think of for a wizard, and is almost the peak definition of a failed norman

Please do not entertain such fansies around here

I now need to cleanse by brain with some monastic psalms after reading that


this is interesting in theory because caves are like a natural insulator against outside temperatures. like they will be in a certain range between the summer winter high/low and it can act as a kind of free air conditioning

but often they are moist or have creepers living inside and the other problem is the entire logistics for food mostly. You can make fire from woods and boil water from a creek with it to cook or wash yourself with it but somewhere your food needs to come from

so you either need to start a plantation which will give away that someone is in the vicinity or you will have to travel by foot or bike from your hideout to the nearest town every once in a while to stock up on goods

I remember a while ago there was a thread about the last hermit being captured by police or something
he was living in the woods for like 20 years and police jailed him for stealing food from tourists in cabins in his vicinity


> the gubment came and filled in his dwelling with concrete.
jesus what a dystopian nightmare world we live in. You can't just not work and no pay taxes we will ruin your natural cave to stop you.


yes, sadly our entire planet is one giantic prison
One giantic plantation that is hovering around in outer space and there is nowhere to run away from and we are all slaves on it
You are basically property of your government and you exist for them to extract money out of you
be it from taxes, fees or whatever. Suicide? Bad because government does not want its property to be damaged.

You cannot even leave your country without first begging the other country for their okay to stay there
You cannot just pack your bags and say, well, fuck norway I am gonna live as a nomad in Algeria
They will tell you to fuck off to wherever you might have come and never come again

I romantise the times of the wild west very much. the life was hard and uncomfortable but they were free. the great plains were infinite, buffalo was plenty, rivers were clean and there was nobody to boss you around

and by the way human history is a story of slavery and exploitation mostly
When the portuguese set sail to africa to find gold and make fortunes for themselves and the king, they did not find any gold. They searched but did not find anything.
But of course the king paid their expedition and he expected at least something
So the portuguese took a few slaves and brought them back home to sell for money
If they cannot have your gold, they will have your people instead as an intermediary for it and extract wealth in that way

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Not sure if this belongs here or on /dep/ but I'll take a shot here:
Do you have any tics? Just vocal tics, just motor tics, or maybe you have Tourette's Syndrome and have both kinds of tics? How has this affected your life? Have you been shamed and bullied because of it? Or maybe you don't have this problem but you've known people who do?

I've had tics ever since I was in grade school. Mostly vocal tics. One day I got sick, I had to keep clearing my throat, and then I would make a short "hmm" grunting sound to test if my throat had cleared. But I kinda just never stopped making these noises. Over the past decades I've lost some tics, gained some new ones, had old ones come back, just a never ending evolution of annoying sounds that I subconsciously feel are necessary to do.

I've never been officially diagnosed, usually this is diagnosed in kids, but my parents never could afford to take me to doctors for stuff. Instead they would just yell at me, or insult me, or mock me; I hate the mockery most of all, why did my shameful grunt compel others to imitate the grunt with a stupid fucking grin on their face? My parents, siblings, anyone nearby when I was at school, it's so fucking demoralizing. At least my parents didn't hit me when I did it (though my brother did). At this point as an adult, an official diagnosis won't really do anything to help me, not like there's a cure or anything.

I really don't know what to expect posting this here. I tried searching related terms but I don't think I found any mentions of this in any active threads. If you post about this anywhere else on the internet, literally ANYWHERE, there will ALWAYS be at least ONE person who says something along the lines of, "I hate people like you, you just want attention, I beat up people in school like you and feel no remorse, I would kill you right now if I could". Why does this incite such rage? Every single time I realize that I am making some stupid sound I hate myself. Every single time I decide "I'm not going to make that noise ever again" but then in a few minutes I notice that I'm doing it again. I'm constantly worrying if someone heard me make some stupid noise. Some people, like those who tell others "Just don't be depressed", refuse to accept or just can't understand that it's a neurological disorder, it's not just "a habit", it's not some little quirk we decided to adopt to stand out. They say "just stop making noises". It's an urge that will nevePost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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I don't have ticks but I do stutter, and it's really embarrassing to have your body not do what you want it to. I end up looking like a retard at every introduction since I'm not able to get sounds out when saying my name.
>LOL just say it how hard can it be! Just do it!
As for how it affected me, about 1 to 2% of people(ie men) stutter. Out of a random 100 people how many of them do you encounter that stutter? Yea, I bet you they're not living fulfilling lives full of friends and loved ones. I just learned to treat it like some genetic disorder, like if I was unlucky enough to be born with a screwed up face or unable to use my limbs. Genetics suck and some of us pull the shitty card.


When I am at home I talk to myself, mostly insulting me and random gibberish, feels like taking of pressure with a release valve.
When I go outside I start trembling mostly in the upper body and neck, also getting stiff, caused by people walking by and loud noises. When I hear a loud noise that others percieve as background noise like traffic I might jump like someone scared me. I try to go outside as little as possible because of that and often under the influence of alcohol to numb myself. Lately subhuman neighbours like to rev their engine and do all kinds of shit with their car to make a lot of noise.


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>hmmph. urrk. uhhh uhh uhhh. eh eh eh


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I've had tics as long as I can remember. My earliest ones back in preschool were blinking really hard and frequently, and rubbing my fingers together until they were raw. My parents used to have to put cream and bandaids on them every night. Head shaking tics started at 7 or 8 and have come and gone ever since. I can't stop even after giving myself a headache. Eye rolling on and off from age 9. Lots of vocal tics, some grunts, some incoherent whispery sounds w/ my lips - those often attracted death threats from others during exams. I had to keep doing them even after giving myself a sore throat. Others are more complex, like "flexing" my left shoulder/back a certain way, facial movements, contorting my left ankle, etc.

Official diagnosis is mild autism. Was never diagnosed w/ Tourettes. The neurologist used to say they might go away when I became an adult. He hasn't said that in 7 years now. Luckily, this medication I'm on reduces them. If it didn't cause an assortment of other problems in exchange, I would up the dosage.


Also diagnosed with autism, also have tics. What medication are you on?

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I know most people would ask why would anyone want to be a laughing stock town fool of the internet? But way back to childhood days, the only options I ever had were to be an ignored quiet mouse or a loud wacky cartoonish entertainment monkey. Mouse or Monkey thats it. And so I became a local celebrity of my school days. Sometimes I would get resentful that they were laughing at me, not with me, mocking me, teasing making fun. Like the lolcows of the internet. But after trying to be serious in college, and just being totally ignored, I realized that attention beats isolation, and its the only means of socialization I know. For the last few years I've retreated back into my mouse role, and have had almost no human contact.

Its just seems like the cringe lolcow role of the internet, is basically like being the local clownish celebrity that I spent my whole school years being. Its a way to turn the strange weirdness into a commodity. I see folks who are less weird and less comedic getting audiences of millions. Maybe I could do it. Although I have the flaw of speaking in a way thats so cringey its boring, rather than so cringey its hilarious. But it just seems like my old weirdo class clown cartooning but with an audience of millions. Maybe it was my calling.

And then some of these guys actually make money on this shit through youtube ads and patreon, being a cringe is literally their full time career.
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all of us did


I did not. It's stupid.


I didn't know what wrestling was


This seems like a path to easy cash. What are some communities its easy to become a lolcow/ local celebrity in?


RotW seemed like an eccentric character but unlike a lot of lolcows actually seemed pretty decent deep down.

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The ‘Wizard’ meme is now among the most enduring traditions of the imageboard, with entire sites devoted to the practice of sorcery now available for young apprentices to study on and evade the jealous gaze of the succubus who has laid many a powerful apprentice low. But did you ever consider, even if for a moment, if there was more than the meme? Did you ever consider that there is a reality behind this powerful illusion, a core truth upon which this is based?

One might begin the argument by witnessing how many of these supposed ‘wizards’ are complete losers. Ugly pariahs who fail to even use their untouchable status to ascend to a higher spiritual plane. I will tell you now of their folly. Simply abstaining from sex with the feminine is not sufficient to maintaining a pool of mana required for entering the world of wizardry. Many of these supposed wizards, who claim to have given up on succubi entirely continue to expend mana, for the internet provides perhaps the sweetest, most unassuming and most cloying traps for the magickal apprentice.

Of course, I speak of pornography. Let us not speak ill of masturbation, for it is a pleasurable and sometimes necessary act, but the pornography that is today available is able to cast a more potent spell over the male mind than anything our fathers had to deal with. Rather than a still image of a succubus, we are presented with thousands of high definition videos of succubi engaged in sex acts. When we see a human body in motion rather than a static one, the mind has a much more difficult time distinguishing a nonreal entity from a real one, in some sense we respond to the moving succubus on our screen as if she was moving before us in person.
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Illusions, sickness. A weel adjusted body does never feel such thing as a need, for it is not overstimulated even by its insides. You should really learn about taoist sex and what they say about this.


You're welcome ma wizza :D


Thanks tupacwiz, i always enjoy your posts, i've never heard this song before


Explain more?


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Nice. Keep it up

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For some reason, I just want chaos now. I only want destruction. I want to see it all fall apart (while admittedly not knowing what I mean by "all"). I want to see everything go down in flames. I want to see collapse - literally and figuratively. I want to see the supports rapidly undo themselves and drop the whole bridge. I want the train to derail, the plane to crash, and the ship to sink. I want to see the bearings explode in all directions, and pierce everyone it touches - even those I consider friend and ally.

And alas I don't know why. I don't know why I feel this way, nor why I want this. All I know is: I want to watch the world burn.

I really want to see the world burn. Nothing would make me as happy as this shit world getting it's just deserts. Am I alone on this?
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>as far as they're concerned anyone who's even the slightest bit bitter about life must be an in-cel, which is complete horseshit
What kind of warlock are you describing? Some fantasy one you made up in your head? What exactly do you think the term warlock means? Because unless I'm retarded I'm pretty sure one of the defining traits of a warlock is that they hate the world and are almost certainly bitter about life themselves. I don't know how a geuine wizard, volcel or otherwise, could defend normalfags/society without a massive amount of lack of self-awareness. I have a really hard time believing that a wizard without a little bit of warlock in him is actually a wizard at all. It just comes with the job, you know?


I fucking hate niggers.
There's nothing and no one in this world I despise as much as I fucking despise niggers.
Seethe and burn like the apes they are.


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We gonna see you real soon wizzie, you just wait :))


Too bad. It isn't going to happen in our lifetime.

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Anybody else feel like their tastes in life have stagnated? I keep looking back at shit that used to make me happy at earlier points in my life. Rereading the same old books, playing Ratchet and Clank and some old C&C games from when I was younger. I keep looking back at Albino black sheep and reliving those crappy flash animations trying to feel something again. Anybody else reliving the past?
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I like the message, but can not get over:
- The poor crop
- Comic Sans
- Uneven lines
- jpg image loss
- The absolutely bizarre 574x317 aspect ratio (which creates really weird distortions to the text)
- Putting the text to the right side like that instead of the traditional way of putting it against the bottom
- Using the weird beige instead of black background for the text
- Trying to match the background color of the text to the background color scheme of the picture and yet still somehow failing at that
- Using the same amount of space for the text as the picture
- How it "sort of" seems like it fits in this thread but it's really on the verge of being a complete non-sequitar post (particularly given how there's no explanation from you about why you posted this, you just posted this sort-of out-of-place, weird thing)

There's so many poor decisions here that had to be purposefully made that went so wrong. It's like if "The Room" was a motivational poster made into a post instead of a stilted script made into a movie. I usually wouldn't go this harsh on something, but given how many things are off about this post, I just had to point all this out and ask–was this post serious (if so, I'm sorry for going down so hard on it), or just to get the sort of reaction I'm giving right now? It's got to be the latter because of the Comic Sans alone, right? What was your thought process in making this post? Did you make that image? If so, what was your thought process there?


>I like the message
Why? It seems to me like a basic and useless observation. Man cannot sit in a quiet room alone. Existence necessitates otherwise. We can't just all sit together and sing kumbaya.


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That wasn't what I took from it. There's this philosophy of "If you can't handle yourself and your thoughts when you're alone, then Hell will follow you everywhere," that I can really appreciate.


See I like that poster much better. Maybe it’s just the translation that makes pascal’s come off as base.


My life has stagnated into continual use of YouTube and imageboards. I used to be able to rely on YouTube to recommend decent quality content but it keeps recommending all of these channels I have never heard of before that somehow have high subscriber counts and high like/dislike ratios and yet are boring, formulaic and often lacking any kind of point or structure much like my life. That or it's some flavor-of-the-week, 20-second-long reddit meme shitpost. There's no sincerity or effort in videos, only clickbait and pandering to whatever the latest passing trend may be.

Almost all imageboard use seems to be ironic and intended to purposefully ruin boards to the point of unusability.

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Suppose a hypothetical scenario where you were to inherit a significant amount of money. Somewhere between a million and upwards.

What would you actually do with it? Would it make a difference how long you had to wait if you had so long to suffer through life before seeing it? Would it realistically bring about a positive change to a wizard's life? If so, how?

Personally, I have never assumed material gain could bring about satisfaction in life further than immediate distraction, or otherwise in satisating a specific need that can be resolved (or its solution enabled) by way of some good or service. There is no gain to be found by 'showing off' one's wealth to others, for there is nobody to show off to. Likewise, there is no reason to spread the wealth around, for who is there to spread it with?

The only benefit I can reasonably assume to be found from inheritance is by way of financial security. Yet with even a relatively opulent standard of living for a wizard, such a sum of money would be excessive to the extreme. Should one have a means of income already, it would seem to serve even less of a purpose.

I'd be interested to hear any thoughts, opinions and perspectives on this matter if you'd care to.
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invest it all in some shit and live off the passive income. never care about money ever again


If you have enough assets you can get a mortgage without having to provide proof of income or tax returns. At least that used to be the case.

I have a miserly old grandma who lives off capital gains. I talk to her about this stuff from time to time. If you want to learn, investopedia is a treasure trove of finance info or you could just google "how to live off capital gains".

As for which state I'd live in, it probably would be Wyoming because it's so beautiful and devoid of people and imposes no capital gains tax. If one had enough energy to relocate to a lower cost-of-living country like Romania, one could live off of capital gains with as little as 500k capital generating interest. Romania also imposes no capital gains tax.


Do you have this money to live off?
How is your grandma so well informed about finance?
Would you be comfortable living in Romania?


Relocating permanently to an EU country like Romania means being able to get a skilled job and keeping it full time for 4-5+ years


You ask a lot of questions.
I'll say when my grandma dies there is a high chance that the hypothetical scenario that is the topic of this thread will become, for me, a reality.
Grandma learned from dead businessman grandpa plus regular reading of finance periodicals over many decades.
Romania is just one out of many poorer countries where you could get more bang for your buck as an expatriate. I brought it up as an example.

I'm expecting inheriting a wheelbarrow of hyperinflated monopoly money at this point.

What if you have EU citizenship?

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