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aka the inability to feel pleasure from ejaculation/orgasm. I'm curious if anyone else here has this. Generally it's caused by anti-depressants but I've had it my entire life.
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> Just get it done and over with and go on with your day, right?
>and go on with your day
yeah that is the hard part tbh
you need stuff to do and the energy to do it as well as the means
for a neet this basically boils down to computer activities, all of which are interrupted by porn in a fraction of a second. just navigating my file explorer i have porn littered throughout my hard drive, i cannot safely do anything

i have a whole ass laptop setup completely porn-free and without internet, i have to use that fucking thing everytime i want to do writing for example


I went through a period where I was masturbating once every 30 minutes for months. I would pretty much constantly watch ecchi anime, one episode then fap, one episode then fap, and repeat for every single day for around six months until I started to develop problems with a swollen prostate.


My addiction was so severe that I had strong urges to watch porn whenever I randomly stumbled upon something lewd and this way I also wasted time and it kept interfering with the things I was doing. I watched so much porn and I wish I could just delete all of that from my memory.

I used to go on masturbation and porn binges as well, the impulses were really strong and I kept doing it even when my member started to get weird and I'm glad I never damaged my dick completely.

My porn addiction started when I was in my early teens and then it just stayed with me for over a decade. It feels like I'm one of those heroin junkies who's life went downhill once they got in touch with drugs at a very young age because seeing porn at that age really did something with me and I just know it's one of the things in life that did the most damage to me.


I apologize for being ignorant on this, but I literally _can't_ masturbate after I've already masturbated in a day. That sounds like some kind of hell.


my toenails are too long

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ok bros, i thought lolis were just a niche a topic that sweaty weebs get mad over when discussing it
but normalfags caught on and you really get in trouble when joking about it.
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The vast majority of this country is batshit insane and doped up on something, jewpills or otherwise


homos fuck kids too. in fact, most homos rape and abuse kids than straights.


Pedo is just the buzzword of the day, like being a communist or faggot in earlier years.


Exactly. Many homosexuals, both gay men and lesbians, are products of childhood rape.


I prefer succubi

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What do you like to do to get comfy? I like to get high, order a ton of food, indulge in nostalgia, and game all night
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I like to listen to music, watch Gypsy Crusader stream, that kindof thing.


I need to get one of these, lol


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>sleeping and waking up whenever
>first tea or coffee of the day
>feeling cold front and the fresh air behind
>restoring or cleaning stuff
>writing program snippet that solves someone's problem or simplifies something
>making wizzies laugh (mostly unsuccessful)


some succubi like this are nice


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Were any of you bullied at school? If If so,share your experiences. How do you cope all these years later?
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crab leave this site. nobody cares you still hold a grudge against succubi from high school. You're as feminine as them.



This is some of the worst trolling, when succubi pretend to like some poor dude just use him as laughingstock for themselves and their friends.


He's not wrong though and reddit is also really weird towards men


the only self-defense is to say you are volcel


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More a philosophical Aristotle to the Bully King, than a bully himself

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imagine we're in a high school and we decide to gather together, what kind of friends will we be to the group
I'd be the one who ask lot of questions,
what about you my friend?
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It should be an all-boy's school, to follow the criteria of Wizchan. It would adhere to Dark Academia. An elite boarding school. Professors with tweed and tolkien pipes.

A volcel Catholic Priest supervising that we all grow up to be celibate wizards.


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I like the all-boys prep school that Steve Bannon went too. It combines my two favorite things, volcel Catholic monks with Confederate military tradition.

The brutal discipline of military hazing and monkhood all in one.


I'll be the token fat kid


>we decide to gather together, what kind of friends will we be to the group
How the fuck am I going to know when this is an anonymous board.


>he doesn't know how he's going o know
If you knew, you'd know. But you'll know when you know.

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Share the 2D pics, videos, or gifs, you enjoyed in your recent fap sessions

Some places where you can find an image source before asking:
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Why does the wizard's hot bubbling semen give the child a chapped ear as soon as it coats the back of her narrow baby throat? Did he cast a freezing spell?


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break the sweat .. !


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>Get out there and fuck a real succubus you neckbeards.
/x/ lied to you, you can't actually invoke a succubus, newfriend. Trust me, I've tried all the rituals they post.>>300963


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A few more delightfully sinful succubi for our mysterious banished (or is it vanished?!) friend. Careful, they might tempt you off the righteous path of wizardry!

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You wake up tomorrow and find that you are omnipotent. You can do anything you want to. How would you use that power? Would you use it responsibly, for the sake of others? Or selfishly, for yourself? Would you create a new world? Would you erase all existence? Would you be the tyrant of the universe?

To be honest I'd probably go around killing and torturing people in various ways, from house to house all over the Earth. Yeah, I'm an edgelord, whatever.
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i would just delete it all. i dont see what is valuable about anything. we just create attachments to stuff ultimately to be let down.
>If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.


city air makes you free. it's thanks to the city that we escaped serfdom and lifted ourselves into a modern world with computers you are typing on right now


>city air makes you free

City air literally makes you retarded and increases risks of physical problems as well as mental ones such as schizophrenia.


Spend time in my own private universe, where I act out all my fantasies, like living in various fictional settings or dreaming for a thousand years straight.
I'd then present everyone in this universe a choice of being zapped into nonexistence or joining me in my comfy universe of joy for eternity, upon their death in this world.
Being omnipotent, I'm also able to think and act beyond the constraints of time, so it would be as though I had always been God in this scenario, and I could even live vicariously through any and all living beings that have ever existed and experience what they experience, if I so wished.
Reading and rewriting the entire literary canon of mankind mite b fun too, like pure intellect Cave Johnson.


Ill use it to spy on succubi


Hey fellow Wizchads, sorry If I posted this in the wrong thread I'm a lurker and this is my 1st post.

I am greatly in need of some advice for an Upcoming SSI CDR Review. I have Been on SSI since 2006 (Got put on AutismBux as a kid) but this is my first time doing a review by myself. I am nervous & worried for the worst outcome. I was curious if anybody has had experience with SSI reviews and is willing to share their advice.

To try to make it short I suffer from Anxiety, as well as PTSD, Depression, Anger Issues and a Neuron Imbalance (similar to ADHD) all due to Physical & mental Abuse I suffered From My Parents as an Infant. (They'd do f*kd up shit like pour bleach on my head or burn me with a Clothing iron because I cried. Was Taken in by my Grandmother around 2-3)

My medical history is pretty well documented. But I haven't been in the medical system for about 1-2ish years due to covid so I am calling my clinic Today to get an appointment to get back on Prozac and Vyvanse. And am contemplating seeing a psychiatrist for a Schizoid/Schizophrenia Diagnosis. Any advice to pass the review Would Greatly Be Appreciated.

Like most Wizards I have NO family or Friends to turn to for help, NO source of income besides Skitzobucks, I don't even Have a License because I don't know how to drive.

Thanks Bros
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If you google Uncle Remus Autismmaxxing it comes up


If you have the original (not the main cropped version) he says that he had diagnoses and other stuff in his child hood so he had an easier chance of getting it. You cant do what he did and just get it i think.

If im wrong has anyone used his strategy to win?


It honestly varies wildly depending on where you live and who is dealing with you, no two cases goes exactly the same way.

I personally was very lucky, I was diagnosed with autism at the age of 28 and successfully claimed bux a few months later. I didn't even need to do an interview or talk to anyone because I am an agoraphobic shut in, I just filled in the forms.


Just did my first review the other day. It's like >>300824 said, no two cases are the same. Be honest about your condition, meds you take, and how it makes life hard for you. Don't exaggerate too much. Keep it short and simple


Thanks Bros, I greatly appreciate it.


Police exist to keep society safe! Just call 911 if something happens and it'll be all ok
Officers regularly insult, threaten or belittle suspects, hand out fines they know will lose in court just to intimidate, overstep their legal bounds and often barely understand the regulations they enforce. If they get caught abusing their power the unions will cover it all up and they are almost never prosecuted.

If you call the police to report a crime that isn't life-threatening it will take hours before they get back to you and usually they'll tell you to drop it. If your case makes it to court you'll spend thousands hiring overpriced sophists while the judge attempts to rationalize an essentially arbitrary decision rarely even connected to retributive justice. Not to mention the entire criminal justice system in the west is weighted to explicitly take racial considerations in account and downgrade punishments against minorities while exaggerating punishments against whites. People with nothing to lose like the homeless or repeat offenders can easily assault or vandalize property with little recourse.

If you think Law Enforcement exists to protect the population from anything but egregious white-on-white crimes, you have never actually interacted with them.
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There are gang members and even police gangs among departments across major US cities whose initiations include killing innocent people and getting away with it. This goes back to the 80s, at least half of cops in the Miami PD were working with Colombian cartels and their traffickers, and one of the main suspects in the murder of Biggie Smalls was a cop involved with the Bloods.


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I also concur that Eurocops are worse in a way compared to Americops. The latter can be polite and lax in substantial numbers, balanced by the amount of low IQ sociopaths and amoral pension piggies of course, where some will just give you a warning if you're speeding or if they find some a blunt on you, and there are more laws that respect rights and what cops are allowed to do which can be fought in an incident or in court. In Europe there are less laws protecting liberties and rights of individuals, cops are trained for years and are more indoctrinated in the government's ideology as a result and will follow that doctrine unscrupulously, there not being much you can do if you get fucked around by them, and cops having more protection as a result. Whereas in America they do whatever saves their job and mindlessly go through the motions of it like a 9-5, shooting people for no reason along the way and getting a "sorry" as compensation.


People still use that "poleez is ther 2 protekt u :)" rhetoric? I thought people were already explicit about the true role of state, police, and businessmen. I think you might be talking to 5 year olds if you think people seriously believe that shit.
Actually, are you old enough to be using this site?


>like 80% of police time is now enforcing 'domestic violence' rules which were set up by activist misandrist feminists
Because succubi think in groups, they have a hive mind, meaning when you do one thing that pleases one succubus, be sure that it pleased them all. that's why authorities and governments are quick to act in the benefits of succubi, because you immediately get the approval of 50% of society and less than 50% disapproval from men. Complete victory for the majority. Glories democracy.


I think people who still think justice system is not broken, the government is not utterly corrupt and pigs are anything other than drones that exist to protect rich people must have a two digit IQ. I am not saying this to belittle other people I just cannot imagine how anyone can think otherwise without having a serious mental handicap.

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Can Internet be fixed? Can a bit of its old charm be taken back? Or is already done for?

Even imageboards seem to be in decay
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Well you dont need motivation/inspiration to do things, just pick something you think you could be good at, yes, and try


It's so fucking surreal


4chan's subreddit is still providing fine autist greentexts for everyone.


Not in the mainstream. Anything outside of social media is suppressed, and anything you do on the internet is monitored, which means anyone with a job will be terrorized against writing anything that is crimethink - and being seen as "weak" in any way is the only crime they actually care about. That's what they wanted the world to be.

The Internet was always garbage, but there were a few spots where humanity could still exist. That's how it will have to be, for however longer it is still possible.

Looking for boards and echo chambers for community is missing the point. The internet functions best as a library. Expect little in the way of communication, and expect these Satanic assholes to continue braying. You're not going to compete against an army of bots and shills who are organized to shit up everything possible and disrupt any thought inimical to the eugenic project we suffer in. To say anything meaningful against eugenics is death. They only allow us to speak now because the plan is in motion. I recall leading up to 2020, there was a huge taboo against mentioning eugenics at all, and that got the internet police ready to shame you. Now that COVID happened, the eugenicists just say "well of course we're for eugenics, what are you, RETARDED?" You're not allowed to speak of anything they don't approve, and they will disrupt even innocuous writing if it develops in a direction they do not wish. They want everyone to be Satanic screamers like them.

Also, "memes" are Satanic and the lowest form of internet communication. Read a fucking book and talk like an actual human being, if that is still possible. Memes are faggotry.


intenet is the normalfag sphere now, so like how we had our own corners in real life, we should make our own corners in the internet. Basically we will have to move to the dark web or something similar

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