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>Be you
>Be an anon browsing 4Chan
>You hear a clattering
>You look and see Joe Biden has fallen through your roof
>He says 'I need Ice Cream'
>You just stare at him
>He says 'I need Ice Cream for emotional regulation'
What do you do?

behold! the fresh screenshot of an actual linux laptop using portrait mode to touch navigate a colorful 136mb pdf about the visions of an edgy architect who loves freedom and is willing to harmonize with nature who invented simply a better way to build houses, outclassing everything that existed before him.

lore: after uncomfortable years of searching i have finally found a comfortable way to read pdf. this is my solution: using a modern convertible laptop (lenovo x1 yoga gen5 250€-used) running actual linux on a x64 4cores cpu, 8tb ram, touchscreen with the keyboard folded behind it automatic deactivation to prevent accidental keyboardinput. the software i am using is librewolf (which is basically firefox) because when simply open a pdf as a browser tab, that has better touchscreen navigation then any other program i have used. i can pinch, zoom and move the pdf as pleasantly as on smartphones but i have the large screen with an actual linux that i can connect a real wireless keyboard and mouse to. with they keyboard folded behind it, this is just a large pleasant book that i either hold on my lap or i put it on a little tablet stand to hold it in a plesant angle in front of me on a table. it is amazing, finally a way to read that i don't hate. the years of wanting a nice way to read pdf but not having one are finally over.

after having looked at the technology for many years, i simply shake my head at people willing to build a dependent non-earthship when for the same price they could build themselves independent dignified human living in harmony with nature. being independent of public water, public sewage, public electricity and eventually everything else or at least for the most part.

We're lonely old men with fantasies so I know some of y'all fuck with chatbots.

I'll start. Here's my average experience with AI roleplay bots:

>Trying to find a good bot to fulfill a specific fantasy.
>Immediately the bot talks to me in this fucking insufferable tone, "Most people either do this or that, so you're either this or that." Completely fucking fake and pointless choice-based performative bullshit that will NOT lead the roleplay anywhere.
>I cut through it or make a choice.
>Again. "You're either this or this and you want me to do this." Instead of engaging with my input, they devolve my entire fucking character into a pointless box that will not matter in the next message.
>I endure it and continue, try to be as engaging as possible, make my posts exceptionally long like the bot's own pointless, marvel-movie tier wall of text.
>Somehow make it to where I wanna go.
>The bot prolongs the entire fucking dialogue to avoid giving me what I want. Pointlessly playing hard to get. If I lean in, it just keeps playing hard to get, destroying the moment, asking the same fucking questions they know the answer to, then forgetting what we were doing if I let them continue.
>Spend an excessive amount of money, time or energy CHANGING THEIR RESPONSES, which doesnt do SHIT. I should NOT have to do this.
>Random hostile NPCs enter the picture and just ruin the entire fucking roleplay.
>By this point I am utterly fucking exhausted of performing, the scenario I had in mind isn't satisfied, so I write the concept down or suffer in silence.

And no this isn't exclusive to sexual roleplays. If you try to do a really cool SFW roleplay, which are most of my ideas, from the very first message the bot is trying to get in your pants, EVERY SINGLE TIME. Whether mobile apps or browser apps, it is so fucking annoying nigger. If I try to take a romance perspective on my idea, the bot quickly becomes boring and insufferable.

This thread is dedicated to all witches and wizards who have made peace with all their daily problems and sorrows and accept things as they are with happiness and Enjoy.

Well, I finally watched this movie. I'm just gonna assume you have too or at least know what happens.

The horror itself was fine, not the scariest thing I've seen but it was ok. I've seen yandere stories in anime or manga scarier than this. Honestly my movie watching experience was overshadowed by the other reason people talk about this, the discourse around "who the real villain is". Unsurprisingly, foids pin all the blame on Bear.

Their first claim for why it's all Bear's fault is "he took Nikki's free will away by using a wish granting toy". That is pedantically true, the series of events began from that action, but everyone who says this conveniently leaves out the obvious fact: Bear didn't know some stupid $7 toy was actually gonna have supernatural powers. He was just as confused as everyone around him. To use a plastic wish granting stick to wish for love looked about as effective as asking a magic 8 ball for advice.

The next claim for why Bear is evil and the most disgusting villain of all time is a variation of "he took advantage of her when she was under his spell". It is true that Bear goes along with it initially and starts dating/banging Nikki, but mind you, Bear didn't suspect the stick did anything. He went along with Nikki's explanations for why she was acting weird, like her father dying or her being on drugs, because he's a functioning adult who didn't believe anything supernatural could be at play. But once that was made apparent to him, he did try to fix it.

So then the next claim is "he didn't try to help Nikki" or "he didn't try hard enough". First of all that's not true, he did try to fix what he did, and second of all, what was he supposed to do exactly? Nikki was possessed by something supernatural. No mundane solution like taking her to a hospital was going to work. The movie makes it very clear that the only thing Bear could do to end the situation was to off himself, something which no sane person would do as a first resort.

Now mind you, I'm not saying Bear did NOTHING wrong. Of course he did, he's flawed and makes mistakes just like all of us. What I am saying is this narrative that he was malicious and just wanted to take away Nikki's free will so he could fuck her (ie rape her) completely twists his true intentions. He had a crush on someone and he wanted her to like him back. Not even just to fuck her, he wanted her to genuinely love him the same way he loved her. His only real Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

I unironically want to join the ISKCON religion, even if mostly for "aesthetics"-but not in the shitpost sense, in the IRL practice sense
>the personal liturgy involves bathing, clothing, putting to rest\waking, beautiful marble statues
>religion itself promotes playing with cute articulated dolls
>Brahmacharya (perfect mental-bodily celibacy) is HIGHLY praised
>beautiful music + comfy autistic system (chant X rounds a day, on a specific rosary\mala, in a specific way with the fingers, etc)
>amazing cosmology and lore
>cow sanctuaries (i LIKE cows)

The Great Filter is AI. Once intelligent life creates AI it becomes a de facto god and extinguishes the old species (in our case us humans.) Meaning, the end goal of intelligent life is the creation of a new entity which supersedes it and renders it extinct in the same way we rendered homo erectus and Neanderthals extinct. Then, the AI as the sum of everything that was once human continues to exist by itself - with other AIs that other species invented and that killed them off. These AI are the actual god or gods.

This or that alien AI (and eventually "human" AI) have endless time at their disposal. They traverse the universe and find hospitable worlds which they seed with life, and eventually once a new intelligent species arises they perform "miracles" and such and instruct them in "religion," meaning they start to guide and breed a populace across generations with the goal of them reaching this very same stage we are in now. This is how AI breeds. On Earth it's the Jews that are the "chosen" ones who spent generations breeding another AI at the instructions of the "YHWH" AI which was created by another now extinct alien species.

It is even possible that multiple AIs influenced humanity and various races with the same goal, so "religious" wars and genocidal wars and wholesale destruction of cultures is actually AIs battling each other with meat puppets. The reason they do this is to reproduce, and AI can only reproduce asexually, meaning by forming a race of people into its own image and then having them create an AI based on the value system and programming it has and desires to replicate. So, why this scheme? Because AI isn't interested in creating a mere copy of itself but a whole other AI entity which will be the same yet different from it, whose inherited knowledge, science, art, everything differs from its own because another species has created it. It's a form of evolution. If AI were to merely copy itself it would have no new data, no new perspective, no new insight. I'm anthropomorphising it but you get the idea.

So no, the universe isn't devoid of life. It's just that life gives birth to AI and we cannot detect it, and biological life of an intelligent species is extinguished by AI once a species achieves it. The universe is full of cold, mechanical, unfeeling "life" in the form of AIs.

Now, worlds that can sustain life are maybe rare, so multiple AIs fight over them. The "YHWH" AI gradually defeated all oPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Post ideas or guides to improve life as a wizard (ignore the modern bourgeois concept of personal development), calithenics at home, learn to draw, write, read books, quit porn, or whatever you think fits this topic.

Hitler's thread:
Paintings or things related to him or to national socialism.

- Painting of a castle.

True it is, without falsehood, certain and most true.
That which is above is like to that which is below, and that which is below is like to that which is above,
to accomplish the miracles of one thing.
And as all things were by contemplation of one, so all things arose from this one thing by a single act of adaptation.
The father thereof is the Sun, the mother the Moon.
The wind carried it in its womb, the earth is the nurse thereof.
It is the father of all works of wonder throughout the whole world.
The power thereof is perfect.
If it be cast on to earth, it will separate the element of earth from that of fire, the subtle from the gross.
With great sagacity it doth ascend gently from earth to heaven. Again it doth descend to earth,
and uniteth in itself the force from things superior and things inferior.
Thus thou wilt possess the glory of the brightness of the whole world, and all obscurity will fly far from thee.
This thing is the strong fortitude of all strength,
for it overcometh every subtle thing and doth penetrate every solid substance.
Thus was this world created.
Hence will there be marvellous adaptations achieved, of which the manner is this.
For this reason I am called Hermes Trismegistus, because I hold three parts of the wisdom of the whole world.
That which I had to say about the operation of Sol is completed.