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 No.314169[Reply]

we write a book paragraph by paragraph.
I'll begin.

>CHAPTER 1

I woke up in my dream…or I fell asleep in reality. I don't remember it anymore but my eyes were wide open. In fact, I didn't really know because it was dark, I didn't know if my eyes were closed or open. To find out if I was awake, I decided to get up. In this dark, dark room, I realized where I was. Now it all comes back to mind, I remember, unfortunately…
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>>314630
You catch a small piece of scratched, dirty black plastic with a little red dimple, that looks like anything but a plug-in device at the first glance.

You see a small rectangular hole on its narrow side.

After you try to clean the little thingy, you accidentally unlatch something - its fancy desing have preserved the USB prong intact and clean. It IS a flash drive.

 No.321139

>>320909
The cassowary as if awoken immediately turns its head and comes towards me and with a quick peck knocks the flash drive to the floor. It sits on the couch and lifts it legs trying to get me to look at the shoes which it wears. Wanting to see the contents of the flash drive i look at it on the floor, but due to my fat gut i cant bend over to pick the flash drive up. With my knees in pain i decide to sit, with a grunt i sit on the couch beside the cassowary. My eyes go to the shoes …

 No.322184

>>321139
bump


please draw the room were in

 No.322264

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>>321139
New anon here, I think I made my post is too long, but hopefully it's good. I also made a drawing of the previous anon's post.
>>322184
"Are those… converses?"

"More specifically, Jack Purcells. I thought it'd be fitting, ya know? Cassowary, converse, they just sound good together."

I guess I had to agree with him there, but before I could respond, an obvious thought popped into my mind. Why the fuck is a talking, converse-wearing, cassowa—

"Oh, you're probably wondering a lot of things. Yes, I know the situation is strange, but I've got a mission to give you."

"A mission for me?"

"Yes, you. I'm an operative of a three-letter agency, you don't need to know which one, but you do need to know that if you disobey, I also have a secondary mission to eliminate you."

I was already sitting still, but at this point, I was frozen. Okay, that bird thing is probably trained in black ops techniques, so no chance head-on. Maybe make a run for it? Okay, yeah, keep the conversation going and escape when the time is right.

I slowly opened my mouth and said, "Okay, got it. Just tell me what to do."

"You see that flash drive over there? It's got a special-purpose operating system in it designed to give you a debrief of your tasks and has some useful tools built in, a bit like a spy version of Tails OS. Just boot from the drive, enter the password, and open the mission portal."
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>>322264
>Fuck_ostriches2145
lol



 No.312907[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

We really can't stop winning wiz bros while dumb cattle who follow blindly the media fell victim to one of the biggest pharma corpo scams of the century and to this day, they keep losing.
They bought into the psyop, wore double masks, took the jab and got triple quadruple boosted, and even got into fights with people who did not want to take the deadly jab. These npc cattle shilled for it as well on social media, it wasn't enough for them to take it themselves, they wanted everyone to be vaxxed.

On the other hand, every intelligent wizard was able to tell from a mile away that it was fishy, you can just do a quick research and see that Pfizer CEO is a kike and kikes have a bad reputation, as liars and fraudsters. The kikes behind the media were pushing for this state of emergency and lockdowns due to a harmless virus that supposedly came from china, yet wizards did not fall for it because we knew it was bullshit.
Everyone that took the vaxx might as well be dead, because in their compliance for the powers that be their human freedom was gone as well. Their spirit to be free from mental slavery was not there, maybe it was never there in the first place.

I did not fall for it and wasn't afraid because I've been gifted with foresight. Now, almost 5 years later, the sheep have to admit they were wrong and got manipulated, that the vaccines were not safe and effective. That the science was more concerned with money than with saving lives.

>AstraZeneca withdrawing Covid vaccine, months after admitting rare side effect. The Oxford-AstraZeneca Covid vaccine is being withdrawn worldwide, months after the pharmaceutical giant admitted for the first time in court documents that it can cause a rare and dangerous side effect


>AstraZeneca has insisted the decision to withdraw the vaccine is not linked to the court case or its admission that it can cause TTS. It said the timing was pure coincidence.



Stay strong, wiz bros, and remember: the biggest hoax is reproduction.
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 No.321790

>>319512
What if the vax stuff is just a distraction from small businesses being shut down, more draconian laws being put in place, and generally more consolidation of power?

 No.321791

>>320154
I have the exact same story. I was older than you when it happened to me, but I was still in high school.

 No.321807

Mass vaxx death never happened
Mass vaxx problems never happened in enough large quantities and cases to fully establish connection between the vax and the problems

Only schizo remnants online keep this idiotic ideas of vaxx are dangerous because 1 - they are schizo and therefore don't work with reality or 2 - are dumb enough that don't understand evidence and logic

 No.322089

>>317379
Maybe both?

 No.322240

>>320654
yes, it was a (((hoax)))


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 No.319873[Reply]

A thread about how to maximize your money. We all know that plenty of wiz here are either NEETs (and if luck enough has NEETbux) or work, usually, not that high paying job, the point of this thread is then about tips, tricks and guide on how to maximize your money, how to get more bang for your buck. Post cool guide and tips on how to cheapstakemaxxing.
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 No.322191

Ive just realized!


One can use AI to look for food that fills the void in your diet! Your free nutritionist!

Also. You can use AI chatbot to ask if this or that adage has a deep meaning.

Also. You can copy whatever AI gives you and manually organise it in WordTM files to print and put it on your wall.

Also, ask us, wizards, questions so I could ask AI, not you. Just in case…


OH. CHEAPMAXXING!

In my area, canning veggies at home is a thing. Not like it actually makes any sense though.


>Post cool guide and tips on how to cheapstakemaxxing.


Install "water saving" aerators and overall patch up your home.
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 No.322196

Think your matress pokes you with its spring?


Get a "topper" thin extra matress to put atop yer old one

 No.322214

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>>319873
Some charts I found on the most cost-effective foods with the most calories per dollar

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>>322214
>>322214
freeze-dried implies easy dissolution


probably cheaper than instant noodles.

your chart could use stuff like cheap spices full of MSG magic



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 No.315805[Reply]

I was thinking about putting a picture of me for you to ‘’rate‘’ my no…beauty or crab level or whatever you want to call it, but I'll better not, I'll just say that I look almost 100% like the character in the movie Powder (picture), but I'm short, I have brown eyes and no powers. Goodbye, good day (closes the door and leaves).
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 No.318548

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i found you a girlfriend, pick one

 No.319372

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>>318548
Where did you get that image from? And where are these strange succubi from?

 No.319385

>>315805
Powder was such a strange but good movie.

 No.322225

>>315805
are you bald too?

 No.322230

>>319372
I bet they are Harkonnen extras from Dune part 2



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 No.318518[Reply]

Genuinely, what's so wrong about normies? Like really, any of us could be one of them. Normie turned into a term, that describes a mainstream man, instead of a man that does anything a normal man would do (Such as studying, getting family, good job, etc). People argue over accusing each other of being a normie.
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 No.320461

To: OP

Subject: AGRESSIVE "normies" are a thing.



Turns out, it hurts to hear "why can't you be normal" on daily basis. ugh.

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>>318518
>Like really, any of us could be one of them.
I know what you are.

 No.322205

>>320461
Update: a turbonormie spent a minute to form a thought - I am… I am… aaa… kinda super-alone type of person.

(I work at a remote location, look super shy and shit - I am not surprised it was a semi-polite line, not kindergarten grade bollokery)

 No.322215

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You say an urge to socialise is part of what defines a normalfag, yet you socialise with other non-normalfags on the internet willingly…
curious…

 No.322229

Everyone uses the word normie nowadays to feel superior to others, it's so annoying. You're not an enlighthed being just because you got bullied as a kid and browse le niche obscure websites, you're just a different flavor or normalcattle, but still not much different from the rest. The worst ones are those who complain about normies invading their hobbies, if your hobbies appeal to normies to begin with that just means you were an alternative normie, when I think of non-normies I think of genius 140+ IQ people who actually think on a different wavelength than the rest of us, not someone who thinks he's special because he jacks off to cartoons and plays videogames. Yeah we get it you're so unique because you don't use social media and whatever other shit you cherrypick now fuck off.



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 No.302912[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post wiz-centric WEBMs and MP4s in this thread. Politics, "rekd", or normalfag interests are NOT allowed.
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 No.319291

>>319274
In the know

 No.319295

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>>319274
It took a while to grow on me, but I really appreciate Richard Spencer's essay on niggerball
https://radixjournal.substack.com/p/stop-watching-football

 No.319362

i have worked with the judenschwien most of my life more treacherous and deceitful group of hairless apes is impossible to find…
i hv never met a more corrupt subspecies of" human (liberals are damed close with their corruption and insanity)…

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Tanks a lot


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 No.308982[Reply]

I saw this movie and it is one of the saddest and most decadent things I have seen in a while. A guy who was biologically designed to be submissive and follow orders, with the sole objective of killing his race, where his only consolation is an AI that appears as pornographic propaganda everywhere, at the same time that it is used in the worst possible way to be nothing more than another mercenary, making him believe that he is somehow the chosen one or some shit like that.

I haven't seen such a decadent movie in a while. The characters are dead inside, they are simple machines for killing and following orders, they lack freedom and are nothing more than puppets used for other people's interests.
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 No.317266

>>317264
I think you are just baiting at this point and I don't take you seriously.

 No.317469

>>317264
>no one is that autistic to care.
Even normies at social media do.

 No.317571

K is a replicant wiz.

 No.320803

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bump


thats a good point

 No.322227

This is sadder cos it's real



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 No.320472[Reply]

Post your wallpapers.
After seeing the desktop thread I thought it would be good to share what wallpapers wizards are using.
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 No.320516

Ok, going forward, anyone who wishes to post a wallpaper should consider if it thematically suits >>320510's desktop. Thanks.

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>>320517
I have this one that maybe you would like.

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>>320517
You can take screencaps of a Google Earth city and process it to look like this. This was my wallpaper for a week in 2019

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1920x1080 pixel^2 for me

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We fly now



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 No.315521[Reply]

The Vatican made a cute anime succubus as their official mascot. What are your thoughts? I'm not a christian but I think it's very cute!
www.catholicnewsagency.com/amp/news/260129/meet-luce-the-vatican-s-cartoon-mascot-for-jubilee-2025
Also there's already porn of her.
https://files.catbox.moe/8cve6l.mp4
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 No.319608

>>319597
It's ironic that this entire post was based on your blind faith in science. You didn't examine yourself and verify yourself everything that science claims as truth. So again, you are just speaking on faith alone.

>you can present the model to a university or pharma company as a fact

That's about selling yourself basically. There are charlatans going around from house to house selling their magic potions and they can convince others to buy their shit. That doesn't mean they are telling the truth necessarily. Same case here. Just because you are able to convince others of your truth doesn't mean you are right automatically.

>Do you want to put a medication in your mouth some random weed smoker "has faith in" versus one that has been scientifically demonstrated on millions of people to work on whatever ailment you have?

Honestly, depends on the circumstances but generally I would avoid both of them. The "random weed smoker" may actually give a better medication than your official high priests aka scientists. Let's not pretend that science is perfect, there are millions of people who have been ruined thanks to imperfect scientific methods and technology. I'm not talking about cases when science is clearly aimed at causing suffering like in the case of weapons but when science is supposed to help you. ""Official"" methods, medicines and technology often end up having negative side effects instead of helping as intended.
You keep referring to authority (scientists and experts told so!), to simple numbers (demonstrated on millions of people!!) but neither of these mean anything at the end. Truth isn't based on how many people believe in something or how high the status of the person is who claims something. You can be prof dr dr super brain and yet still lie intentionally or unintentionally make errors. How do you know that the Moon exists at all? Were you ever there? How do you know that it's not just a lie invented by your scientist aristocrats to manipulate the people into believing something that is suited for their agenda? You can never convince me to take everything science claims as truth for granted. I didn't personally investigate and check any of those claims so I would be a retard to just believe them without hesitation.

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 No.319620

>>319595
i did a science degree too but have come to realise it is all much more shaky then the professors let on. Most papers are absolute dogshit. Especially when it comes to pharma, there are conflicts of interest, blatant corruption and bullshit data analysis everywhere. The quality of science has collapsed and professors are just trying to churn out papers as fast as they can with total disregard of quality. If they get uninteresting or weak results they are pressured so much they have no choice but to try to spin it as something worthy of publishing and citing

 No.319622

>>319608
youre just being contrarian to that poster on purpose. in reality you accept all the fruits of science in your life because without them in your natural state, you'd have died at like age 11 to some stupid disease like polio or typhoid fever, or food poisoning.

 No.319634

>>319622
You completely misunderstood me either on purpose or unintentionally. I'm not talking about living life in nature without technology ala Unabomber. It's not contrary to my position to accept the "fruits of science" as you say it. My point is that you shouldn't idealize science and shouldn't let it be the compass of your life and worldviews. Many people just take everything scientists say for granted and that's not different from believing some guru or priest and this kind of blind faith just leads to more retarded people walking this Earth. Essentially only creates followers and sheep who are reliant on a small minority of "aristocrats" who are always "right" in everything. Just like how the pope is supposedly always right in important things…

>youre just being contrarian

And you are just stating the mainstream opinion of the status quo. You deserve a medal for behaving in a socially accepted way.

 No.322224

All religion is tribalism anyways.



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 No.322208[Reply]

Asian squat also known as the primal squat. A common deep squatting posture that's popular in many asian cultures, not as an exercise but it's just a normal habit they have when resting or doing other activities. I'm currently practicing it as an exercise for mobility and it's hard and quite demanding, to say the least, but I found it to be an extremely wizardly posture to be in and master, and it's really benefitial. I aim to get be in the deep squat position for at least 10 minutes without feeling any discomfort so far my record I believe is one minute.

>Across much of Asia, the deep squat is more than exercise—it’s a way of life. From eating at low tables to resting in markets, and even through squat toilets, the posture is practiced daily from childhood to old age.


>This lifelong habit preserves mobility, balance, and hip strength—capabilities often lost in the West, where chair-based living dominates. Anthropologists note that furniture-centered lifestyles have weakened these natural resting positions, while in Asia, squatting remains both cultural and practical.


>Beyond tradition, the squat brings real benefits: better digestion, stronger legs and hips, and relief for the lower back and knees.

 No.322209

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Slav squat here

 No.322210

I sit in my chair like this sometimes, or if I'm somewhere outside my room and there is no chair around and I need a rest.
But it's not really for any reason other than it's comfortable.

 No.322211

>>322210
sure I do that as well but the point is your butt doesn't have to touch the surface so it's not really an asian squat

 No.322212

I do this with 310lbs on my shoulders, then I stand up with that weight and go up and down between squatting and standing like that until my legs are tired, then I reduce the weight and keep going. It's an extremely wizarldy exercise because succubi can't get to my penis when it's so low to the ground and if they try to steal my manner when I'm in the standing phase I can just drop the weight on them and they die every time.



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