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 No.230451[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Alright lads,

as I promised a few months back. I'm finally making this thread for anyone interested.

So I got my silicone wife back in August. She's been with me for a couple of months now. Honestly, I do not regret it one bit. She's adorable. I love sleeping next to her, even though I have a tiny bed and it's not the comfiest.

Surprisingly I don't tend to fuck her that much though. It's very noisy and logistically difficult to realize, because you have to move her around, position her, then clean up etc… And considering I live in a tiny apartment together with my mom, I can only do it when she's out and that happens very rarely. So I usually just use her legs to cum or fap touching her and cuddling. I also had to use a silicone glue for her privates, because I managed to rip them, so that also makes me more reluctant.

It would be so great if I lived alone and didn't have to have her hidden away all day, because she's really pretty and I like looking at her, but it's too awkward & cringe with my mom around, so I just have her tucked in my bed with a blanket on top.

The only con I can think of is that she's cold, so when I do have sex with her, I do so with her being clothed, because it's weird feeling a cold body pressed against you, it feels kind of like a corpse and I'm not into that.

If there is anything you'd like to know please ask. If you have a doll of your own - please share any thoughts, experiences, tips and of course pictures!
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> the color of your doll's legs look green and yellow while the rest is normal. Did she got half hepatitis? What happened?
The light green color is because of her pantyhose.
>And can you really put that big thing inside of you? Don't you think you're going too far to sexually please yourself?
Yes, I can. I don't do it that often though, because it's rather messy and troublesome.
>how did this happen? Once I read that to practice safe anal sex you have to use an enema.
Yes, I should probably get one of those


It sounds like you don't use the dildo very much because you don't actually enjoy using the dildo. Which indicates that you purchased multiple dildos (maybe even the entire doll?) just to get attention online.


> They just want to hold me
It's a doll bro, they don't want to hold you


I like the clothes she wears. Seems like you are careful to get her cute outfits.


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>tiktok shirt
Yeah, whatever floats your boat I guess.

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I like animals, I like seeing photos of them. I know we already have a comfy image thread but I want to share my animal folder with everyone. Show me animals you like.
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>Small animals crying out in pain and terror as they're beaten and shoved in to cages in some (legal) Chinese market

animal thread lmfao


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 No.235940[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

NEET and Hikikomori General Thread

Have you had any success in trying to change your life?


>The acronym for (Not In Education Employment Or Training)


>Hikikomori is a Japanese term when translated into English it means pulling inward being confined (Acute social withdrawal) hikikomori is a distinct psychological disorder that refers to the phenomenon of reclusive adolescents and young adults who have withdrawn from society seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement due to various personal social and psychological issues in their lives. (A shut-in who stays at home in their parents house does not work or go to school and lives in isolation in their bedroom for 6 months or more)

>Contrary to popular belief most hikikomori go outdoors but are just isolated socially and still spend most of the day and nearly every single day confined at home in their rooms

>The Japanese Ministry of Health, Labour, and Welfare defines hikikomori as a condition in which the affected individuals refuse to leave their parents house, do not work or go to school and isolate themselves away from society and their family in a single room for a period exceeding six months

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he's also wondering about drinking pee and admitting he avoids soap, which you'd be hard pressed to find a medical doctor who agrees
there's nothing wrong with baiting people spouting these dumb internet health memes, unless you think there's some solid basis to drinking pee that's above discussion


I avoid soap but not washing with a hard scrub retard
Noone here cares for your bait go back whence you came


he still posts here? hello Noone


trash level responses as expected, guess i'm as culpable for lowering myself to your idiocy


well, if you wanna use that funky spelling then you're asking for it

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How the fuck do I curb my internet addiction? Im online every hour I'm awake. I browse my phone until I fall asleep, I wake up and browse, I watch porn on my phone, I use my phone to listen to music while I shower.
Its everyday every single day. I can't take it anymore. They purposedly make everything addictive so you get trapped in the shithole that is the internet and they get fat checks and bonuses because ad revenue went up.
Please help me, I get insanely bored offline. I tried greyscale and uninstalling apps but I always go back
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>Makes you feel good and burns off excess energy
endurance activities are much better for that, if you're into that stuff.

>I dont lift for anyone but myself.

yeah that's what every meathead says, it's the equivalent of succubi claiming they dress provocatively "for themselves" ==> lol


Is there a way to actually do useful exercise at home though?
I end up feeling retarded for lifting a piece of metal up and down again and again, reminds me a lot of becoming self-aware when i masturbate


>I end up feeling retarded for lifting a piece of metal up and down again and again
That's a normal reaction. There is nothing inherently satisfying or rewarding about moving your body for the sake of moving it, like a rodent in a wheel. You're better off doing some activity where you happen to exercise but it's not the only point of it. Most fitness faggots are in it for bragging rights and to feel better about themselves. It's ultimately a more socially accepted form of escapism.


>Is there a way to actually do useful exercise at home though?
Without leaving the house? Can be tough, but you can purposefuly do hard chores or pick up carpentry as a hobby. If you throw in outdoors to the mix you could perhaps take long walks to the forest and bring back stuff like rocks and tree branches to do things with it. Maybe dig a big bunker and fortify it with sandbags.


Any pdfs of digging a bunker by hand?

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 No.246134[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
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got called a mythical creature irl today lol


Anyone else remember watching this video? I remember downloading this shit off kazaa and my dumb 12 year old brain thought it was so cool.


everyone'has been called a troll


My mental health is getting worse. A few days ago I was meditating and hallucinated something disturbing, I recalled fake past experiences where I had orgies with my former classmates and was forced to strip and run around the school naked. I've been a NEET for a while so I think solitary isolation has contributed to my decline. My mind tells me that they have planted devices in my throat that detects my sub-vocalizations to read my mind and they will transcribe it out loud in public if I try to leave my house. I'm going crazy. But perhaps this schizo hallucinations might help me get autism bux once corona ends.


no i literally mean "a mythical creature"

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My sweet pizza that I just got out of Little Caesar's dumpster

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How is this relevant to dumpstering?


No he wouldn't have.


i wish


America is actually the only first world country.


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North Korea is the only first world country.America is Israels bitch

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 No.246533[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This thread is for the civil discussion of anything towards a political nature, especially political ideology and current affairs.
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Yeah, tbh, I have no clue why this site is so pro-nuclear family and anti-welfare when gibs are the best for people who don't like socializing.

Promoting birth control and making sure succubi have the pill earlier on would do more to reduce unplanned kids and the social costs from that in addition to keeping abortion accessible.


The function of a debate is to convince an audience, not your opponent. It's completely antithetical to the sort of conversation style that Crowder has in his videos, where his goal is usually to convince his conversation partner or at least get them to explain to him what their position is and why they disagree with him. So it doesn't surprise me that someone who is not a debater and who doesn't claim to be a debater wouldn't want to engage in a formal debate. If Seder wanted to look at when Crowder was scheduled to have one of his events and engage him in conversation there I doubt he'd have a problem with it.


And Crowder's videos of him literally asking people to debate him on issues that he uploads to his millions of followers isn't convincing an audience? It's no different than what Shapiro does, except at least Shapiro uploads the entire thing instead of carefully choosing footage of the people shittiest at arguing.

>look at when Crowder was scheduled to have one of his events

Crowder has a schedule of all his events set up in advance? Because from what I've heard he doesn't announce where he is until he's there. I doubt someone like Seder has the time to fly across the country at a moments notice rather than having a set time and place.


>And Crowder's videos of him literally asking people to debate him
No. The purpose of a debate is to convince an audience and "win". If you watch his videos you see that he's not structuring his conversation that way.
>except at least Shapiro uploads the entire thing instead of carefully choosing footage of the people shittiest at arguing.
What? Crowder's videos are unedited, most of the people he interviews come off as regular people who are possibly not used to articulating their points. Obviously if some crazy person starts yelling at him though he's going to call attention to that because it's interesting, but he doesn't just cut out the rest.


>The purpose of a debate is to convince an audience and "win"
If you don't think that's the purpose of a video series were Crowder literally argues with random people and only chooses the instances where he looks better then there's not much else to say.

>Crowder's videos are unedited

Do you really think that 17min vid didn't come from a shitton of other footage that they had from throughout the day? It's the same with videos like "Americans can't name the 13 colonies" they go around asking people all day and stitch together footage of all the dumbasses to paint the picture they want. This isn't new.

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Have you ever had someone laugh at you in your face when you're going about your business outside?
>be at the cashier in the supermarket
>cashier is a succubus
>I've been carrying things to the cash register area and piling them up, because I ended up getting more things than I thought I would and I didn't pick up a basket
>left a bag of chips there because I changed my mind about getting them
>security guard comes up with it halfway through the counting and asks if it's mine (seems like they must be really butthurt about people leaving products in random places)
>I say yes
>asks if I still want it
>I say yeah, alright (since he already brought it here)
>cashier starts chuckling to herself and looks over at the two succubi waiting behind me in line, and they join in
>I calmly look them each in the eye, they look to the side and keep chuckling
>it's better to just ignore them, and some time ago I've stopped getting stressed or embarrassed in social situations like this
>time to pay now
>the cashier picked the card payment method without asking but I have to pay with an app in my phone
>she chastises me that she doesn't know in what way I want to pay unless I tell her first
>they're all laughing even more now
>cashier sighs and says something like "only two hours left" to the other two
>give them some slight glares as I quietly finish bagging the groceries and leave
I should mention that I'm fat, I never wash myself and I dress in whatever is laying around, and I was buying a bunch of sweets and frozen pizza, which definitely must have added to the comedy factor for them. I don't care overall but it did make me feel kind of bad and angry, and I wouldn't mind getting some revenge. Do you think I could get the cashier some punishment if I complained to the management? They're always really rude over there in general, much worse than in other stores. I'm a NEET so I don't know how things aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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I would probably laugh too, but mostly be pissed off that you're taking up what sounds like the only lane in the store with bullshit. Like getting stuck behind some old woman that is paying with a shit load of coupons and also has to write a check when you just want to leave that hellscape and go home. Honestly that story sounds so embarrassing I don't know why you didn't just go back and grab a basket when you realized you couldn't hold everything, what the hell were you even thinking.

Teenagers do that all the time, it doesn't matter what you look like, they scream at anyone they see walking on the road cause they just got their driving license and are retarded. I used to walk home from school every single day and I'd run into these morons probably once a month at most.


this is also why I only use self-checkout


>I don't know why you didn't just go back and grab a basket when you realized you couldn't hold everything, what the hell were you even thinking.
There's no plastic baskets in that store currently because of the virus. Go fuck yourself.


I don't understand, all the shops by me have baskets and carts, how are normalfags going to shop if they don't put any baskets out, that doesn't make any sense.


There are carts, there just aren't any baskets.

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Is any of you fellow virgins good at something or suspects that has or had the potential to be good at something?
What are you good at be it a science, sport, video game, or any skill for that matter?
What do you think you could have been good at but because life you lost your chance at it?
Or what are you working to be good at because you still think you have that chance?

I don't get the motivation nor do I find a reason to do anything or master something(not that I think I'd be capable of), that's why I'm curious to know if there are others like me. It's sad because I think that is one of the main reasons I don't enjoy my life and I suspect that I will die without becoming a master of "anything". I do not find a reason to become something, never had. It's utterly pointless and I've never had any inclination towards anything besides maybe art but as I grew older now I don't derive any enjoyment from it. I always think how those people who went to college get to be "engineers, doctors, lawyers" or whatever, and even if they're not good at their jobs, they have that title, so you could say they've mastered something in this life, even if it's common and nothing special, they have that for themselves. I don't and never will, because it wasn't in me. So yeah, I will never be an expert at anything or good at something. But what about you?
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I have a PhD in classics.

But throughout my studies I was almost always barely getting by. For example, I applied to 8 different places but only managed to get in a mediocre state school, my grad school grades are almost always barely passes, I barely passed my language and written exams my thesis is "tolerable". This is not an imposter syndrome, I know I'm an imposter and naturally I'm unemployed. Comparing myself to my peers everyone knows worse in every skill. Their writings were much better, their greek and latin were much better etc. Most of them were ivy undergraduates too, I don't know why on earth they decided to pursue academia in a flyover state uni-underfunded classics department.


Can you try getting a job at a private high school?


Thanks for the suggestion anon but I rather live with my mother than to suffer teenagers. For few extra bucks which I will probably not spend.
>Comparing myself to my peers everyone knows worse in every skill.
Comparing myself to my peers I'm worse in every skill*
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lol. it's possible to waste tons time on something and never improve like a lot of wizards on video games. same goes for any skill. effort =/= results. you just have to know when it's not going to happen or it turns into sunk cost fallacy and people can waste years on instruments while being shit.


inevitable answer: they haven't tried hard enough

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Post video files in to this thread that you feel other wizards might enjoy. Please keep politics in the current politics thread.
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Can any wiz help me, i'm looking for a very rare webm of a guy astral travelling to music
It uses the same stock footage as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta1Wwwe06LI
But without the narration and with music added


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Any more like the first one?

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