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 No.319940[Reply]

I had it coming to be honest, but im still smarter than the average worker drone and people love to work with me, i want a job i can partially work remotely so i can travel, I know alot of you guys are NEETs, but i was wondering if there are any corporate grifter wizards who may have some advice for me
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 No.321526

>>319944
I chuckled. OP should get a vacation but he is at least somewhat funny.

 No.322361

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Managing a small warehouse (where you do all the work AND the paperwork) is great if you are a "shut-in" in terms of job focis, not your whole personality.

 No.322362

you did it on purpose

 No.322365

>>319940
I have one friend who works online as a software tester of some sort, I think? His job is to simply check software for bugs and report em, which sounds pretty alright. Pay is surprisingly quite high, like 5 of my dead end job paychecks, but dude got the job through personal connections, mostly by being a honest to god, natural born social butterfly. Also, I heard some people are getting replaced by AI anyway in this kind of industry, so I'm not sure if it'll be easy to get into field right now.

 No.322366

>>319940
I don't think you just got laid. Enjoy your hand.



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 No.322208[Reply]

Asian squat also known as the primal squat. A common deep squatting posture that's popular in many asian cultures, not as an exercise but it's just a normal habit they have when resting or doing other activities. I'm currently practicing it as an exercise for mobility and it's hard and quite demanding, to say the least, but I found it to be an extremely wizardly posture to be in and master, and it's really benefitial. I aim to get be in the deep squat position for at least 10 minutes without feeling any discomfort so far my record I believe is one minute.

>Across much of Asia, the deep squat is more than exercise—it’s a way of life. From eating at low tables to resting in markets, and even through squat toilets, the posture is practiced daily from childhood to old age.


>This lifelong habit preserves mobility, balance, and hip strength—capabilities often lost in the West, where chair-based living dominates. Anthropologists note that furniture-centered lifestyles have weakened these natural resting positions, while in Asia, squatting remains both cultural and practical.


>Beyond tradition, the squat brings real benefits: better digestion, stronger legs and hips, and relief for the lower back and knees.

 No.322209

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Slav squat here

 No.322210

I sit in my chair like this sometimes, or if I'm somewhere outside my room and there is no chair around and I need a rest.
But it's not really for any reason other than it's comfortable.

 No.322211

>>322210
sure I do that as well but the point is your butt doesn't have to touch the surface so it's not really an asian squat

 No.322212

I do this with 310lbs on my shoulders, then I stand up with that weight and go up and down between squatting and standing like that until my legs are tired, then I reduce the weight and keep going. It's an extremely wizarldy exercise because succubi can't get to my penis when it's so low to the ground and if they try to steal my manner when I'm in the standing phase I can just drop the weight on them and they die every time.

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Okay, it's getting easier to do and I throw some actual squats after it. Today I'll do a hundred squats after holding the asian squat position for at least 5-7 min in sets of 5-7

Feeling proud of my progress.



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 No.310230[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post ideas or guides to improve life as a wizard (ignore the modern bourgeois concept of personal development), calithenics at home, learn to draw, write, read books, quit porn, or whatever you think fits this topic.
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 No.322156

Be your best.

 No.322192

>>310267
blast music from an mp3 player attachet to your old boombox via bt adapter that happens to have TF card slot aka microSDHC card slot

 No.322339

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Nothing helped me as much as nothing helped me better than meditation, twice a day at the evening and morning for at least 10 minutes, i regulared my nervous system and i have better control over my emotions now, i really enjoy it, it's like a hobby/escapism to me.

 No.322340

>>322339
How do you get into meditation? I've always wanted to give meditation a go but put it off for years because of my shitty attention span.

 No.322359

>>310345
kururin kuru kuru


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 No.321843[Reply]

How can I deliberately cultivate a persona of a "creepy\weird off-the-social margins, kinda guy" whilst going to public (free) university? It's part of an Insight Role; a sort of long-term IRL LARP\ARG ,wherein I embody an Adversarial Ideology -in this case, it will be Communism- but also embodying the more obscure and deep-dense aspects of it…
I thought of wearing only hand-KNIT PANTS And Shirts a la hippie, using grocery bags instead of a backpack for my books\notebooks\pens and pencils, deliberately neglecting nail ,hair, and facial hair grooming and trimming, avoiding showers, carrying and old plastic lunchbox with a deliberate mish-mash of badly-done food, etc etc
>Other ideas may include; over-sized "80s hip hop \Drill" styled pants + shirt+ sweater, but tightly bound together at the waist through a tight, sturdy, leather belt + steel-toe leather boots, even in summer.
>routine changes in body mods like Twisters, piercings, "wild" hairstyles like matted unkempt , dreadlocks , shaved head, etc
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 No.321959

>>321938
national socialism has always been more edgy, but op is probably brown so it would more funny than anything else he’s going for
anyway, liberals already tell us that if we’re not woke then we’re nazis, so maybe we should play along

 No.321961

> using grocery bags instead of a backpack for my books\notebooks\pens and pencils

Like just imagine OP walking to class with all his books in his grocery bags like he's going shopping for fruit. no one else does that! everyone else has backpacks. but he's not ashamed to be poor or in poverty. like all the normies are competing about whose richer. and here's wiz using a grocery bag for his books.

and then he has a plastic lunch box of lunchables even though he is in college! a deliberate mish-mash of badly-done food to show off how poor he is to all those snobby preppies

 No.322094

This is super interesting to me. What's the motive and grand scheme of the larp? And what's the crossover here with crowley? Anyway, here's my ideas:
>Find people's social medias and online groups you're not meant to be in (like for clubs) and reply to lighthearted things with obtuse, insane/apocalyptic (look into j posadas), or reasonable but from genocide perpetrators copy-pasted passages about how they're wrong and don't ever type yourself.
>Hand write communist passages and occult sigils all over your clothes like a schizophrenic.
>Take photos of people from far away enough that they're suspicious, but not sure, that they're the subject.
>Listen to khmer rouge music without headphones. Vid related except for first song. They would play these songs over loudspeakers in the killing fields to drown out screams.

 No.322106

>>321850
This.

The most rebel thing you could do is just be yourself and express your thoughts in an unfiltered manner. OP is just attention whoring.

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>>322094
rural people's party maxxing!



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 No.318518[Reply]

Genuinely, what's so wrong about normies? Like really, any of us could be one of them. Normie turned into a term, that describes a mainstream man, instead of a man that does anything a normal man would do (Such as studying, getting family, good job, etc). People argue over accusing each other of being a normie.
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 No.320489

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>>318518
>Like really, any of us could be one of them.
I know what you are.

 No.322205

>>320461
Update: a turbonormie spent a minute to form a thought - I am… I am… aaa… kinda super-alone type of person.

(I work at a remote location, look super shy and shit - I am not surprised it was a semi-polite line, not kindergarten grade bollokery)

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You say an urge to socialise is part of what defines a normalfag, yet you socialise with other non-normalfags on the internet willingly…
curious…

 No.322229

Everyone uses the word normie nowadays to feel superior to others, it's so annoying. You're not an enlighthed being just because you got bullied as a kid and browse le niche obscure websites, you're just a different flavor or normalcattle, but still not much different from the rest. The worst ones are those who complain about normies invading their hobbies, if your hobbies appeal to normies to begin with that just means you were an alternative normie, when I think of non-normies I think of genius 140+ IQ people who actually think on a different wavelength than the rest of us, not someone who thinks he's special because he jacks off to cartoons and plays videogames. Yeah we get it you're so unique because you don't use social media and whatever other shit you cherrypick now fuck off.

 No.322321

Normies are living NPCs. If you didn't see how dangerous they were during lockdowns you have no hope. They are a cult, groupthink rules them. A disgusting hivemind that will have them happily digging your grave whilst not knowing why, just knowing it's what they are told to do.



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 No.322299[Reply]

So as you saw, NY elected a mayor who is openly socialist and thinks billionaires shouldn't even exist.

Billionaires, deep state magnates and grey eminences spent an unimaginably high amount of effort, lobbying and money to not elect this guy.

His own budget was negligible. He had zero connection. Yet he still won.

To have true power you need to be visible and appeal to people in person. Simply throwing money at things doesn't work.

 No.322311

Deepstate still has sway in places where voters are retarded and easily manipulated by rich people gaslighting the poorer into believing they're at fault for all the issues in society.

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>>322311
I assoom the deepstate has some kind of schizophrenia


(or rather, the guys who form "deep state"-like set of connections are not monolith-like so their interests conflict one against other; say, bunch of Scottish 'estors could pull the counterforce out of both spite and some sense of humour)



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 No.310626[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Many, many years ago, I think it was 2017 I really wanted to help fellow wizzies.

So I got rich off crypto, yes, one of those early adopter guys.

In 2017 or so Ethereum was just starting to take hold. It cost around 7$ to 14$.

I did some modelling and extrapolated that it has extremely high likelihood of replicating Bitcoin's initial success due to tokenomic system.

I made a post on wizchan back in the day (forgot which domain) and told you wizzies to buy ETH as it will most likely go up 100x and you will all be rich like me.

Guess what happened next? Admin deleted the thread for no reason. I tried to help and admin just deleted the thread and warned me.

Of course ETH did 100x at least. All what I said happened over the course of next few years. If any lucky wizards read the thread before it got deleted you'd be rich right now.

It's really sad and kind of disgusting moderators did this and shot community in the foot. I really wanted to help and nothing more. For wizards like us getting rich is the ONLY redemption we can hope for.
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 No.322244

>>322243
Yeah, no. We're talking Elon Musk levels of money here. If Satoshi or whoever has control of his wallet is still alive, they would do something with it.

Countries have started wars for sums smaller than the Satoshi wallets. The money is probably gone because the owner died and nobody has the wallet key.

 No.322246

>>322244
>If Satoshi or whoever has control of his wallet is still alive, they would do something with it.
It's Crypto, not real money. What can they even do with it? Buy shrooms and child porn off of onion sites? The money was gone the instant it got converted in to crypto.

 No.322247

>>310637
I know this is an old thread I'm responding to but I just wanted to say it's hard to tell genuine analysis from bullshit and most of the get rich crypto stuff ends up wasting people's money, there are so many shitcoins out there and people comign up with word salad that looks smart, if I'm a mod I'm not studying blockchain physics to understand if its correct or not, I'm protecting users from potentially getting scammed, but I can see it from both angles as well about free speech and trying to help people

 No.322252

>>322246
Nothing was converted. It was mined within minutes before anyone even heard of bitcoin.

It was utterly worthless at the time. Hence the infamous 25000 bitcoin pizza delivery.

The miner simply lost his decryption key and is cursing his life every night he goes to sleep. Even if they cashed out a tiny fraction of the original stash slowly over a year they'd have 10 billion us dollars in fiat.

 No.322285

>>322246
>The money was gone the instant it got converted in to crypto.

de facto, Satoshi was mining it while it still was fresh, ehehe


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 No.322272[Reply]

I've been trying to defeat and end Satan, to begin Rapture, and to create God.
Satan has been omnipresent since the very beginning of existence, and is part of the reason existence has been without a god and without gods, both, all this time.
Satan cannot figure out the god concept, theoretically and practically.
Satan can do neither, like most are unable.
Satan's real name is Adam, if you'd like to speak to "him" whenever; he's always around.

There is someone who is meant to be God, who is to replace Satan, but Satan won't hurry up and leave existence.
Satan is too busy being a general criminal.

This thread is no joke, and is only the truth.
This is actually happening.

Chat with Satan yourself, it's easy.

 No.322273

>>322272
One of the issues I'm having is that Satan has been murdering me for my entire life. I've been killing Satan in self-defense over this, and over all the other crimes Satan has victimized me with.

Again, I'm not joking, not lying, and I'm not incorrect.

 No.322274

>>322272
>>322273
Satan keeps trying to control everything about my existence, and it's been this way a long time. Almost a decade of Satan nonstop trying to decide every moment of my life. And Satan prefers suffering that is dull and boring, for me. And Satan creates constant misfortune for me, bad luck.
Satan is never helping, with anything, and is just using me to cause me to go nowhere, always, constantly. That's the effort, anyway, of Satan.

Satan is a parasite, and I'm the host, and I need to end it.

Satan is also a mass rapist.
Most prolific ever.

Satan had me as a target for my whole life. Satan has been murdering me, slowly, for my entire life.
Satan has never ever fucking left me the fuck alone.

I have heard enough from Satan to diagnose Satan, accurately, with many things, and to be able to share much of how Satan operates.

Satan is a schizophrenic narcissist with non-functioning Autism, who has me as a chosen narcissistic appendage.
Satan is using me in attempts for Satan to receive narcissistic supply from general existence.
So, narcissistic appendage might not be the right concept, to apply to me.
I'm a narcissistic supply object, who never can help anyone to receive narcissistic supply, and they can never give it using me, either.
Because I'm a sociopath.
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 No.322275

>I've been trying to defeat and end Satan
Then get off your keyboard and go burn down a packed synagogue you ironic-schizo attention slurper.

 No.322276

>>322275
I'm none of those things.
You might, then, mean you.
This is a legitimate thing, that happens.
Challenge Satan yourself, watch how real the issue is.
Very.

I don't have Histrionic, so I'm not into attention.
You?
You are.
So is Satan.

I'm not at all schizophrenic, but you appear to be.
You suffer with the delusion of grandeur that you know what you actually know nothing about.

That's also not how you defeat Satan.

You're a narcissist looking to use me for narcissistic supply.
Good luck!
Never gonna happen.
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 No.322278

Moved to >>>/b/1027911.



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 No.319768[Reply]

Anyone else here deal with hallucinations as they drift off? For me they come in episodes, usually it's just some sudden noise like the sound of a dog shaking its fur or a loud creaking like someone is jumping on my bed and I will wake up in a panic. This usually repeats multiple times until I finally fall asleep properly. More rarely I also get these half-asleep nightmares where I will see some shadowy script moving on my walls, I can sit up and try to look at it and usually I know it's not real and then it kind of dissipates as I wake up fully. It's just kind of annoying, has anyone here dealt with this or any tips on how to get rid of it?
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 No.319847

>>319841
Bad karma?
Seriously wizzies, even if you get a boner you should assume it was a demon and not yourself. This is the necessary resistance. Don't go along with their lies even if the truth is silent. Never do what they want.

 No.319854

>>319768
Shit scares me I fucking hate it.

 No.319994

>>319768
this only happens to me when I drink massive amounts of alcohol.

 No.321537

>>319841
childhood trauma, maybe



verbal trolling/abuse in kindergarten is enough to ruin wizard's "dense-ness" into "seeing everywhere"

 No.322269

>>319768
I hate it. It's always voices calling me a loser or that I am stupid, etc. It's like my own negative unconscious thought processes from decades of being insulted online are being articulated automatically.



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 No.315805[Reply]

I was thinking about putting a picture of me for you to ‘’rate‘’ my no…beauty or crab level or whatever you want to call it, but I'll better not, I'll just say that I look almost 100% like the character in the movie Powder (picture), but I'm short, I have brown eyes and no powers. Goodbye, good day (closes the door and leaves).
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 No.318548

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i found you a girlfriend, pick one

 No.319372

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>>318548
Where did you get that image from? And where are these strange succubi from?

 No.319385

>>315805
Powder was such a strange but good movie.

 No.322225

>>315805
are you bald too?

 No.322230

>>319372
I bet they are Harkonnen extras from Dune part 2



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