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Last Fap Thread #57

ITT, post the last thing you fapped to.
Let's be tasteful and share the nice things!

Some places where you can find an image source before asking:
http://saucenao.com/
http://iqdb.org/
https://images.google.com/

Previous thread: >>240264
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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXXVI: A Long Walk Edition

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
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Wizard News, Issue 6

The Wizard's source for knowledge about events in the mundane.

As always, try to keep politically-charged news in the politics thread.
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Politics Thread #52: Stand Your Ground Edition

This thread is for the civil discussion of anything towards a political nature, especially political ideology and current affairs.

Archive link of last threads
#1: Politics Thread https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000746/http://wizchan.org/lounge/res/133215.html
Politics Thread #2: Wizlam Edition - https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000634/wizchan.org/lounge/res/135806.html
Politics Thread #4: Wizpilled Edition 5/12/2017 - https://archive.fo/3wlfT
Politics Thread #5: All So Tiresome Edition 7/3/2017 - https://archive.fo/QlRs1
Politics Thread #6: World on Fire Edition 8/18/2017 - https://archive.fo/6YxvY
Politics Thread #7: Temptations Intensify Edition 8/31/17 - https://archive.fo/Y0JQu
Politics Thread #8: Left and Right Edition 10/11/17 - https://archive.fo/H0llg
Politics Thread #9: Reading Anything Online Edition 11/7/17 - https://archive.fo/yxGrJ
Politics Thread #10: The Truth Will Set You Free Edition https://archive.fo/UrurS
Politics Thread #11: someone had to make it edition - https://archive.fo/y71b2
Politics Thread #12: Fuck the pastebin edition - https://archive.fo/wD4il
Politics Thread #13: Ironic Marxist Edition - https://archive.fo/xfWZY
Politics Thread #14: Civil Discussion Edition - https://archive.fo/Ck8Xe
Politics Thread #15: Over My Dead Body Edition - https://archive.fo/xdMoH
Politics Thread #16: Missile Strikes for Peace edition - https://archive.fo/PP3tS
Politics Thread #17: Anti-Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/YxJMy
Politics Thread #18: Quote Mine Edition - https://archive.fo/mi2ZU
Politics Thread #19: Lady Justice Edition - https://archive.fo/JQeyd
Politics Thread #20: France Edition - https://archive.fo/9d9op
Politics Thread #21: Anime Political Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/K8OvE
Politics Thread #22: Verified Hate Edition -https://archive.fo/AVoyW
Politics Thread #23: Hail to the Philosopher King Edition - https://archive.fo/ooZI4
Politics Thread #24: Supreme Edition - https://archive.fo/TvRnm
Politics Thread #25: The Final Judgment Edition - https://archive.fo/0MaGf
Politics Thread #26: Non-player Character Edition - https://archive.fo/IvRUj
Politics Thread #27: Birthright Edition - https://archive.fo/Fy4ox
Politics Thread #28: Shut It Down Edition - https://archive.fo/6l87I
Politics Thread #29: Brand New Current Year Edition - https://archive.fo/pGEPL
Politics Thread #30: It's Okay To Smirk Edition - https://archive.fo/5gv13
Politics Thread #31: It Begins Edition - https://archive.fo/eaSIz
Politics Thread #32: Free Choice Edition - https://archive.fo/TTGTC
Politics Thread #33: Accelerationism edition - https://archive.fo/eFfBY
Politics Thread #34: Clown World Edition - https://archive.fo/8AYmV
Politics Thread #35: Show Some Class Edition - https://archive.fo/KzuHY
Politics Thread #36: Proper Politics Thread Edition - https://archive.fo/TuUNL
Politics Thread #37: Political Manipulation Edition - https://archive.fo/GfoQg
Politics Thread #38: Epstein's Pedophile Sting Operation Edition - https://archive.fo/qXKJi
Politics Thread #39: Straight Shooter Edition - https://archive.fo/IOPeg
Politics Thread #40: This account has been terminated Edition - https://archive.fo/TXc37
Politics Thread #41: The End Is Nigh Edition - http://archive.fo/ymZPt
Politics Thread #42: The Archive is Pointless Edition - http://archive.is/pr04j
Politics Thread #43: Primary Edition - http://archive.ph/jxL9w
Politics Thread #44: Whistleblow Editioner - http://archive.is/AErw1
Politics Thread #45: Beanie Edition - https://archive.is/KPASk
Politics Thread #46: can't flim flam the zim zam Edition - https://web.archive.org/web/20200302181051/https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/237721.html
Politics Thread #47: Pandemic Edition - http://archive.is/qHJWW
Politics Thread #48: The Great Corona Deppression, Socialism in Crisis - Rule by Thieves Edition - http://archive.is/Y7zjP
Politics Thread #49: Beginning of the Corona Rebellion Edition - http://archive.vn/mZvXk
Politics Thread #50: Dissolution of the Union Edition - http://archive.vn/mvkq4
Politics Thread #51 - >>246533
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Corona Thread IV

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic
Previous thread:
>>240036
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Love Doll Thread

Alright lads,

as I promised a few months back. I'm finally making this thread for anyone interested.

So I got my silicone wife back in August. She's been with me for a couple of months now. Honestly, I do not regret it one bit. She's adorable. I love sleeping next to her, even though I have a tiny bed and it's not the comfiest.

Surprisingly I don't tend to fuck her that much though. It's very noisy and logistically difficult to realize, because you have to move her around, position her, then clean up etc… And considering I live in a tiny apartment together with my mom, I can only do it when she's out and that happens very rarely. So I usually just use her legs to cum or fap touching her and cuddling. I also had to use a silicone glue for her privates, because I managed to rip them, so that also makes me more reluctant.


It would be so great if I lived alone and didn't have to have her hidden away all day, because she's really pretty and I like looking at her, but it's too awkward & cringe with my mom around, so I just have her tucked in my bed with a blanket on top.

The only con I can think of is that she's cold, so when I do have sex with her, I do so with her being clothed, because it's weird feeling a cold body pressed against you, it feels kind of like a corpse and I'm not into that.

If there is anything you'd like to know please ask. If you have a doll of your own - please share any thoughts, experiences, tips and of course pictures!
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Animals

I like animals, I like seeing photos of them. I know we already have a comfy image thread but I want to share my animal folder with everyone. Show me animals you like.
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Are you ready for this exciting decade?

What will happen? Is this end of the status quo? Will this be another Cold War? Post anything about 2020s and the future.
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Sick of Illinois

I'm sick of Illinois and I want to move someplace cheaper, warmer, and less infested with SJW's. How's Missouri sound?
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NEET and Hikikomori General Thread

NEET and Hikikomori General Thread


Have you had any success in trying to change your life?

>NEET


>The acronym for (Not In Education Employment Or Training)



>Hikikomori



>Hikikomori is a Japanese term when translated into English it means pulling inward being confined (Acute social withdrawal) hikikomori is a distinct psychological disorder that refers to the phenomenon of reclusive adolescents and young adults who have withdrawn from society seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement due to various personal social and psychological issues in their lives. (A shut-in who stays at home in their parents house does not work or go to school and lives in isolation in their bedroom for 6 months or more)



>Contrary to popular belief most hikikomori go outdoors but are just isolated socially and still spend most of the day and nearly every single day confined at home in their rooms


>The Japanese Ministry of Health, Labour, and Welfare defines hikikomori as a condition in which the affected individuals refuse to leave their parents house, do not work or go to school and isolate themselves away from society and their family in a single room for a period exceeding six months


>The Hikikomori Criteria and Diagnosis


>1. Subject spends most of the day confined at home, nearly every single day.


>2. Subject purposefully avoids social situations and social relationships


>3. Subject shows clear significant functional impairment,


>4. Subject shows social withdrawal symptoms for .a duration of 6 months or more


>5. Subject has no physical condition nor other severe psychological problem that is the cause of the social withdrawal (Mainly excluding people with schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders


>While hikikomori is mostly only a Japanese phenomenon cases of the condition have been found in other countries


People who work go to school or have a social life are not hikikomori.

People who work are receiving an education or are in vocational job training are NOT a NEET
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internet/phone addiction

How the fuck do I curb my internet addiction? Im online every hour I'm awake. I browse my phone until I fall asleep, I wake up and browse, I watch porn on my phone, I use my phone to listen to music while I shower.
Its everyday every single day. I can't take it anymore. They purposedly make everything addictive so you get trapped in the shithole that is the internet and they get fat checks and bonuses because ad revenue went up.
Please help me, I get insanely bored offline. I tried greyscale and uninstalling apps but I always go back
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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXXV

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
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My sweet pizza that I just got out of Little Caesar's dumpster

                                       
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Politics Thread #51

This thread is for the civil discussion of anything towards a political nature, especially political ideology and current affairs.
https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/245707.html
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normalfag ridicule

Have you ever had someone laugh at you in your face when you're going about your business outside?
>be at the cashier in the supermarket
>cashier is a succubus
>I've been carrying things to the cash register area and piling them up, because I ended up getting more things than I thought I would and I didn't pick up a basket
>left a bag of chips there because I changed my mind about getting them
>security guard comes up with it halfway through the counting and asks if it's mine (seems like they must be really butthurt about people leaving products in random places)
>I say yes
>asks if I still want it
>I say yeah, alright (since he already brought it here)
>cashier starts chuckling to herself and looks over at the two succubi waiting behind me in line, and they join in
>I calmly look them each in the eye, they look to the side and keep chuckling
>it's better to just ignore them, and some time ago I've stopped getting stressed or embarrassed in social situations like this
>time to pay now
>the cashier picked the card payment method without asking but I have to pay with an app in my phone
>she chastises me that she doesn't know in what way I want to pay unless I tell her first
>they're all laughing even more now
>cashier sighs and says something like "only two hours left" to the other two
>give them some slight glares as I quietly finish bagging the groceries and leave
I should mention that I'm fat, I never wash myself and I dress in whatever is laying around, and I was buying a bunch of sweets and frozen pizza, which definitely must have added to the comedy factor for them. I don't care overall but it did make me feel kind of bad and angry, and I wouldn't mind getting some revenge. Do you think I could get the cashier some punishment if I complained to the management? They're always really rude over there in general, much worse than in other stores. I'm a NEET so I don't know how things are at workplaces like this.
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Potential or already good at something

Is any of you fellow virgins good at something or suspects that has or had the potential to be good at something?
What are you good at be it a science, sport, video game, or any skill for that matter?
What do you think you could have been good at but because life you lost your chance at it?
Or what are you working to be good at because you still think you have that chance?

I don't get the motivation nor do I find a reason to do anything or master something(not that I think I'd be capable of), that's why I'm curious to know if there are others like me. It's sad because I think that is one of the main reasons I don't enjoy my life and I suspect that I will die without becoming a master of "anything". I do not find a reason to become something, never had. It's utterly pointless and I've never had any inclination towards anything besides maybe art but as I grew older now I don't derive any enjoyment from it. I always think how those people who went to college get to be "engineers, doctors, lawyers" or whatever, and even if they're not good at their jobs, they have that title, so you could say they've mastered something in this life, even if it's common and nothing special, they have that for themselves. I don't and never will, because it wasn't in me. So yeah, I will never be an expert at anything or good at something. But what about you?
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Webm / MP4

Post video files in to this thread that you feel other wizards might enjoy. Please keep politics in the current politics thread.
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Becoming a zen monk

The more I read about buddhism, the more I feel it as the closest thing to my renounceist way of thinking and wizardly friendly. The idea of becoming a monk away from the world joining a monastery is appealing enough for me. I just want to be free from society and ego

Any wizards here had any experience with buddhism? What are your thoughts about this?
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2000s nostalgia

A lot of people talk about 90s nostalgia but I never hear any for the 2000s. How did people feel about it? Better or worse than today?
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Is cryptocurrency a way to get neetbux?

tomorrow i am gonna open up a bank account and invest my 2k savings into cryptocurrency and see how much i make

/biz/ seems to be making profits by investing in crypto-currency

http://boards.4channel.org/biz/

mostly every thread is about crypto currency
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Extreme/Lurid/Obscene movies

I really like movies that are "edgy" (faggot if you use that word) in their subject matter whether it be around violence/sexuality/pedophilia/horror etc while not being B-Movie junk like Human Centipede.

My current list, please recommend if you know some.

>mondo cane

A documentary from the 60's contrasting normal modern life with harsh realities of the world, i.e. showing a bunch of people grieving at a funeral and burying their pet in a cemetary and treating it like a human child, then it switches to showing how in east asia people abuse dogs and cage them up in the market and slaughter them and eat them for food. Good stuff.
>goodbye uncle tom
same guys as above, a documentary using real life sources depicting the american slave trade and black people being abused and treated like animals. It is a very brutal movie to watch, it is very good, it makes "Roots" look like an utter joke.
-the killing of america
Haven't seen this one yet, documentary showing violence and real life footage death/violence etc in the USA.
-clockwork orange
Famous movie where a psychopath and his gang go around committing crimes and killing/raping people. Classic "edgelord" movie.
-crash
a movie about people who have a fetish for car crashes, their ideal sexual fantasy is to die in a car crash, haven't seen it yet but it looks cool.
-caligula
A movie from the 70s supposedly depicting sexual degeneracy in the Roman empire but I haven't seen it.
-secretary
famous movie where a shy submissive succubus becomes a secretary for a dickhead and ends up becoming his BDSM slave. Not "extreme" but it is a famous movie with famous actors and not B-Movie schlock like 50 Shades Of Grey, haven't seen it.
-these special friendships
gay-pedo movie, shows a gay kid in a catholic school scheming around to get laid, ends up getting into a relationship with a 12 year old little boy, not gonna spoil the ending
-death in venice
gay "pedo" movie showing a guy lusting over a 15 year old swedish boy
-pretty baby
famous movie about an underage prostitute, has nudity and you can find naked pictures of the actress just using google images lol, haven't seen it.
-leon the professional
pedo movie, haven't sen it.
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Neocities

Post interesting neocities websites you've found. Particularly ones that are off the beaten track. I'll start:

https://myautistichomepage.neocities.org/

I love finding these short, lost souls:

https://astheticname.neocities.org/aboutme.html

https://fluorescentadolescentaesthetics.neocities.org/

Neat little news site:

https://edlinfan.neocities.org/

This is a pretty neat webring:

https://yoohoosearch.neocities.org/webring.html
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Is there any way for me, as an Italian, live 100% on welfare/neetbux? If I need to fake a mental illness or something I'll do it, I'd also like to hear opinions about which states gives access to neetbux for foreigners. As a last resorts I'd like to hear where in the world can I go RIGHT NOW (well as soon as the emergency pandemic ends), find a relatively chill job (farmer, fisherman idk) and live that salary without problems.
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Wizardly videos thread

Just post videos you think are wizardly, no particular theme or genre outside of that. Don't post things that will be too shitposty, but they can be funny
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Mane vs Buzzcut/bald

So what's the wizard's choice? I personally have shoulder long hair but was considering getting a buzzcut mostly for convenience and easier hygiene. It's kinda annoying when I'm reading or drawing to have to constantly be moving my hair outta my eyes. I've had long hair for 4 years only trimming it. But at the same time I feel like I'll miss it if I cut it off.

So what's your style, wizzies?
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Any Mormons Wizards Here?

I see a lot of religious wizards around, are any of you mormons?

I've been wagieing my ass off since Corona. Just want to go on a mission. God damn bat chompers.
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Finland

Ever since the introverted language thread, I've been reading about Finland. Just so many things sound so goddam cozy about that land. Mainly, everything I've read implies that it's a land where everybody likes being quiet, and really hates normie-shit. I live in a place where if you don't talk to someone or keep up a conversation, you might as well be insulting someone's mother, and here there's a placed where that's not only preferred, but revered? Not only that, but the climate is cold and dark a lot of the time, which sounds absolutely fantastic to me. Is Finland's culture of silence really as great as I'm imagining it? Why is Finland the only place in the world I can read of that's like this? Is Finland wizard holyland? I have this picture in my head of being a tourist in Finland and the entire time it's just silent with human interaction kept to the absolute minimum, even when you're booking a hotel or taking a taxi–no bullshit chitchat, just silence. I'm rambling because I'm actually excited that someplace in the world could be like that.
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Comfy anti-capitalist videos

Post your favorite anti-capitalist videos. This one is a documentary with the anarchist primitivist theorist John Zerzan. It's an 7.5/10 documentary for focusing attacks only on corporations but not much to say on why governments are bad. It's still very comfy though.

no liberal/fascist/statist bootlicker propaganda please. This is a pro-neet thread, and only socialists are pro-neet and want to abolish work, so fuck off if you want to post about how much you love living in a propertarian world.

Primitvist, tribalist, pre-statist videos are welcome too. This includes anthropological and historical videos that show how statist/propertarian systems came to be (like on humans self-domestication before the earliest states/civilization began, ect.).

Statist propaganda includes the "marxist" states. It's okay if the statist is not the main focus of the video. This documentary I'm posting has che and castro talking for a bit, but they are not the main focus of the video, so it's fine. The focus is on mass-consumer society and not a vanguard party.

This is meant to be an especially comfy thread with the trump flu (corona) exposing how fragile/death cultish and unfulfilling capitalism is, and it will help us to imagine its collapse (though unnecessary since its inevitable) and why we should abolish it.

>tldr comfy thread on the collapse of mass consumer society
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Autism

Who else here is diagnosed with autism/aspergers/ASD? What are your symptoms? What are your special interests? How long have you been diagnosed for? I hate how autism is used as a joke now, especially on the internet. It’s like people who say they have OCD because they like organizing things.
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Wizcave

Show your cave. Neet so no furniture, im disorganized but clean, Live alone and love to Cook chicken and potatoes
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Post the last thing you bought that was more than $10 and not food, gas, alcohol, etc.
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One wish

A genie appears. You will have one wish granted. What do you wish for?

I wish to be able to remove all the people from the world at will, and add them back whenever I want. Imagine being able to walk around and do whatever you want. Take whatever you need from stores. You could be a hobo without any danger.
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Wizvice

After reading a bit of >>53753 , I got really interested in hearing advice from older wizards.

So, older wizards out there, what advice would you give to lurking apprentices or younger wizards?
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I might be having something happen to me that is similar to the wizard that was homeless in Japan for several months, but Russia edition. Would any of you be interested in me documenting my life if such were to pass? And if so, how should I document it?
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Kamo no Chomei

13th century Japanese Buddhist monk ormer poet and member of the Imperial Court
He witnessed numerous natural disasters and how fragile people and dwellings are There is only impermanence (muyo)
He withdrew from the normalfag world and decided to live alone in a small cabin as a hermit.
He lived comfy playing the biwa, writing poetry and enjoying nature
His book, Hojoki, became a classic of Japanese literature

his book is 30 pages only I saw they teach his book to children in Japan In the school I'm shocked someone like him existed in japan considering how most of them are crabs and simps.

Was he /ourguy/
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Fellow Wizards/NEETs,what profound or interesting rabbit holes have you dove into? Conspiracies? Health? Philosophical pessimism? Redpills in general? Share them.

>taking MGTOW redpills

>see that doomers havebecome too shamed by succubi and their slaves
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Politics Thread #50: Dissolution of the Union Edition

This thread is for the civil discussion of anything towards a political nature, especially political ideology and current affairs.

Archive link of last threads
#1: Politics Thread https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000746/http://wizchan.org/lounge/res/133215.html
Politics Thread #2: Wizlam Edition - https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000634/wizchan.org/lounge/res/135806.html
Politics Thread #4: Wizpilled Edition 5/12/2017 - https://archive.fo/3wlfT
Politics Thread #5: All So Tiresome Edition 7/3/2017 - https://archive.fo/QlRs1
Politics Thread #6: World on Fire Edition 8/18/2017 - https://archive.fo/6YxvY
Politics Thread #7: Temptations Intensify Edition 8/31/17 - https://archive.fo/Y0JQu
Politics Thread #8: Left and Right Edition 10/11/17 - https://archive.fo/H0llg
Politics Thread #9: Reading Anything Online Edition 11/7/17 - https://archive.fo/yxGrJ
Politics Thread #10: The Truth Will Set You Free Edition https://archive.fo/UrurS
Politics Thread #11: someone had to make it edition - https://archive.fo/y71b2
Politics Thread #12: Fuck the pastebin edition - https://archive.fo/wD4il
Politics Thread #13: Ironic Marxist Edition - https://archive.fo/xfWZY
Politics Thread #14: Civil Discussion Edition - https://archive.fo/Ck8Xe
Politics Thread #15: Over My Dead Body Edition - https://archive.fo/xdMoH
Politics Thread #16: Missile Strikes for Peace edition - https://archive.fo/PP3tS
Politics Thread #17: Anti-Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/YxJMy
Politics Thread #18: Quote Mine Edition - https://archive.fo/mi2ZU
Politics Thread #19: Lady Justice Edition - https://archive.fo/JQeyd
Politics Thread #20: France Edition - https://archive.fo/9d9op
Politics Thread #21: Anime Political Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/K8OvE
Politics Thread #22: Verified Hate Edition -https://archive.fo/AVoyW
Politics Thread #23: Hail to the Philosopher King Edition - https://archive.fo/ooZI4
Politics Thread #24: Supreme Edition - https://archive.fo/TvRnm
Politics Thread #25: The Final Judgment Edition - https://archive.fo/0MaGf
Politics Thread #26: Non-player Character Edition - https://archive.fo/IvRUj
Politics Thread #27: Birthright Edition - https://archive.fo/Fy4ox
Politics Thread #28: Shut It Down Edition - https://archive.fo/6l87I
Politics Thread #29: Brand New Current Year Edition - https://archive.fo/pGEPL
Politics Thread #30: It's Okay To Smirk Edition - https://archive.fo/5gv13
Politics Thread #31: It Begins Edition - https://archive.fo/eaSIz
Politics Thread #32: Free Choice Edition - https://archive.fo/TTGTC
Politics Thread #33: Accelerationism edition - https://archive.fo/eFfBY
Politics Thread #34: Clown World Edition - https://archive.fo/8AYmV
Politics Thread #35: Show Some Class Edition - https://archive.fo/KzuHY
Politics Thread #36: Proper Politics Thread Edition - https://archive.fo/TuUNL
Politics Thread #37: Political Manipulation Edition - https://archive.fo/GfoQg
Politics Thread #38: Epstein's Pedophile Sting Operation Edition - https://archive.fo/qXKJi
Politics Thread #39: Straight Shooter Edition - https://archive.fo/IOPeg
Politics Thread #40: This account has been terminated Edition - https://archive.fo/TXc37
Politics Thread #41: The End Is Nigh Edition - http://archive.fo/ymZPt
Politics Thread #42: The Archive is Pointless Edition - http://archive.is/pr04j
Politics Thread #43 : Primary Edition - http://archive.ph/jxL9w
Politics Thread #44: Whistleblow Editioner - http://archive.is/AErw1
Politics Thread #45: Beanie Edition - https://archive.is/KPASk
Politics Thread #46: can't flim flam the zim zam Edition - >>237721
Politics Thread #47: Pandemic Edition - >>239934
Politics Thread #48: The Great Corona Deppression, Capitalism in Crisis - Rule by Thieves Edition - >>242118
Politics Thread #49: Beginning of the Corona Rebellion Edition - >>244785
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What should I even do?

I'm really bored these days I want to be productive but i don't know what do that even means, what is " productivity" should i read books? I already read a lots of em during the quarantine, should i enjoy life i did that but i always feel there is something wrong about what I'm doing and that I'm wasting my time
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sniffing out normalfags

What categorizes someone as a norp? Get specific with it. I feel like I know one when I see one but I want a list I can make to help others realize it.
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Are there any underground forums/chans/means of accessing the internet?

I have been browsing forums and such for 10 years but things have been really boring for the past 7. I do not know if I just got old or what.

I dont know anything about programming but I was wondering if there were darknet/zeronet type forums/imageboards out there, especially after 8chan got shut down.

These days even YouTube is 100% normified and it is impossible to find anything without sifting through dozens of videos of
people who make dozens of vlogs and post their face in every thumbnail.

I also feel like Im too old for the general internet, and video games and anime became so mainstream even that stuff is alienating.
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Comfiness

Share and post any pictures, stories, images and ideas you find comforting.

I love nightwalking myself|
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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXXIV

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
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quantum jumping

so,i'll probably get accused of being insane or a larper but..i believe in meeting a quantum double of myself and learning skills from him.
i STUDIED. multiverse theory,breathing,meditation,binaurals,comparative religion, personal experiments with lucid dreaming, research on NDEs and "magic"
I will learn to fight,to draw,to compose music…each one a single night.
i'll become an overnight prodigy and achieve ultimate self-improvement
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Benefits of wizardom

I feel like I'm the only person on this site who's glad that he's a wizard.

There's so many times I've been out onna bus, and some mother walks in with six kids. During the next hellish five minutes of screaming while I witness the mother barely keep herself sane trying to corral her herd along with her, all the while these six kids annoy and scream to everyone on the bus. And I just sit there like a creep staring, trying to wonder how I would even deal with one of them. I'm so meek that I could see myself trying to say, "Uhm, please don't do that–" as my hypothetical child would stick a fork into an electrical outlet. Or I'll be at the grocery store and see a wife just start snipping at every little thing that her husband is doing. While she's talking nonstop, I look at his face and catch a glimpse into his eyes that he's not only not there, but that he's been dead for years. I try to imagine myself lasting for even a day wading through a full day of meaningless, trite conversations that make me want to kill myself–and I can't. I'll be going back home and see some couple trying to get frisky in an alleyway, and meanwhile I can't even imagine kissing someone without feeling disgusted. I'll get back home and hear through the paper thin walls about the latest 'drama' my normie neighbour is having between his second and third gfs finding out about each other and/or his heroin addiction. I try to imagine every day coming home and just simply not having a moment to myself for even ten minutes and I'm pretty sure I would just break.

I'm sure I have a shitty life, but dear lord if I wasn't a wizard, I can't imagine how much more terrifyingly worse it would be.
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Politics Thread #49: Beginning of the Corona Rebellion Edition

This thread is for the civil discussion of anything towards a political nature, especially political ideology and current affairs.

Archive link of last threads
#1: Politics Thread https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000746/http://wizchan.org/lounge/res/133215.html
Politics Thread #2: Wizlam Edition - https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000634/wizchan.org/lounge/res/135806.html
Politics Thread #4: Wizpilled Edition 5/12/2017 - https://archive.fo/3wlfT
Politics Thread #5: All So Tiresome Edition 7/3/2017 - https://archive.fo/QlRs1
Politics Thread #6: World on Fire Edition 8/18/2017 - https://archive.fo/6YxvY
Politics Thread #7: Temptations Intensify Edition 8/31/17 - https://archive.fo/Y0JQu
Politics Thread #8: Left and Right Edition 10/11/17 - https://archive.fo/H0llg
Politics Thread #9: Reading Anything Online Edition 11/7/17 - https://archive.fo/yxGrJ
Politics Thread #10: The Truth Will Set You Free Edition https://archive.fo/UrurS
Politics Thread #11: someone had to make it edition - https://archive.fo/y71b2
Politics Thread #12: Fuck the pastebin edition - https://archive.fo/wD4il
Politics Thread #13: Ironic Marxist Edition - https://archive.fo/xfWZY
Politics Thread #14: Civil Discussion Edition - https://archive.fo/Ck8Xe
Politics Thread #15: Over My Dead Body Edition - https://archive.fo/xdMoH
Politics Thread #16: Missile Strikes for Peace edition - https://archive.fo/PP3tS
Politics Thread #17: Anti-Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/YxJMy
Politics Thread #18: Quote Mine Edition - https://archive.fo/mi2ZU
Politics Thread #19: Lady Justice Edition - https://archive.fo/JQeyd
Politics Thread #20: France Edition - https://archive.fo/9d9op
Politics Thread #21: Anime Political Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/K8OvE
Politics Thread #22: Verified Hate Edition -https://archive.fo/AVoyW
Politics Thread #23: Hail to the Philosopher King Edition - https://archive.fo/ooZI4
Politics Thread #24: Supreme Edition - https://archive.fo/TvRnm
Politics Thread #25: The Final Judgment Edition - https://archive.fo/0MaGf
Politics Thread #26: Non-player Character Edition - https://archive.fo/IvRUj
Politics Thread #27: Birthright Edition - https://archive.fo/Fy4ox
Politics Thread #28: Shut It Down Edition - https://archive.fo/6l87I
Politics Thread #29: Brand New Current Year Edition - https://archive.fo/pGEPL
Politics Thread #30: It's Okay To Smirk Edition - https://archive.fo/5gv13
Politics Thread #31: It Begins Edition - https://archive.fo/eaSIz
Politics Thread #32: Free Choice Edition - https://archive.fo/TTGTC
Politics Thread #33: Accelerationism edition - https://archive.fo/eFfBY
Politics Thread #34: Clown World Edition - https://archive.fo/8AYmV
Politics Thread #35: Show Some Class Edition - https://archive.fo/KzuHY
Politics Thread #36: Proper Politics Thread Edition - https://archive.fo/TuUNL
Politics Thread #37: Political Manipulation Edition - https://archive.fo/GfoQg
Politics Thread #38: Epstein's Pedophile Sting Operation Edition - https://archive.fo/qXKJi
Politics Thread #39: Straight Shooter Edition - https://archive.fo/IOPeg
Politics Thread #40: This account has been terminated Edition - https://archive.fo/TXc37
Politics Thread #41: The End Is Nigh Edition - http://archive.fo/ymZPt
Politics Thread #42: The Archive is Pointless Edition - http://archive.is/pr04j
Politics Thread #43 : Primary Edition - http://archive.ph/jxL9w
Politics Thread #44: Whistleblow Editioner - http://archive.is/AErw1
Politics Thread #45: Beanie Edition - https://archive.is/KPASk
Politics Thread #46: can't flim flam the zim zam Edition - >>237721
Politics Thread #47: Pandemic Edition - >>239934
Politics Thread #48: The Great Corona Deppression, Capitalism in Crisis - Rule by Thieves Edition - >>242118
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Anti-civilization thread

This thread is against civilization and "progress." Everything before the Anthropocene era - the first agricultural revolution, the birth of states, hierarchy, and private property - is before civilization. Back then, which was the vast majority of human history, people lived in primitive communism - egalitarian, stateless, classless, moneyless tribes based on a sharing economy of mutual aid. With this in mind, this thread is partly made in the spirit of the previous socialist thread >>240753 . Some of the guiding conduct rules for that thread, which will also apply for this thread, were as follows:
>no bootlickers
>no statists.
>industrial socialism outside of the statist conception was encouraged

Now, since this is an anti-civilization thread, I also want to disallow all industrial apologia. This includes all forms of industrial socialism (including humanism over bio-centrism. Anti-natalists and efilists, however, are welcome too). Of course, I doubt people will respect these rules and the thread will likely be trashed with propaganda and straw mans just like the thread that this is based on.

Luddites, anti-vegans (in context of industrialism), localists, primitivists, tribalists, perma-culturalists, rewilders, ecologists, anthropologists, and anyone else against civilization should post here. I haven't read him, but I have heard Ted Kaczynski is a sort of "eco-fascist", and so I discourage against posting any of his bigoted ideas.

Like the last thread, this will be made up mostly of videos. To start, Here is a video with the self-explanatory title "Introduction to Anarcho-Primitivism (ft. Socrates, Plato, Rousseau and Nietzsche)."
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dirt is good for you



Antidepressant Microbes In Soil:
How Soil Makes Your Brain Happy



Soil microbes have been found to have similar effects on the brain as prozac, without the negative side effects and potential for chemical dependency and withdrawal.

The soil microbe mycobacterium vaccae has been found to mirror the effect on neurons in the brain that drugs like Prozac can provide, but without side effects.
The way it works is the “happy” microbes in soil cause cytokine levels to rise, which leads to the production of more serotonin.

This bacterium is found in healthy soil and when humans are exposed to it, the microbe stimulates serotonin production. Serotonin makes us feel relaxed and happier. Conversely, lack of serotonin has been linked to depression, anxiety, OCD, and bipolar disorders. Some studies on cancer patients have demonstrated better quality of life and less stress when patients were given mycobacterium vaccae.

Scientists also tested the microbe via injection and ingestion on rats and compared results to a control group. They found that cognitive ability, lower stress, and better concentration were notable benefits that lasted 3 weeks time.

Mycobacterium antidepressant microbes in soil are also being investigated for improving cognitive function, Crohn’s disease, and even rheumatoid arthritis. Farmers and gardeners come in contact with this bacterium by having topical contact with it, inhaling it, and getting it into their bloodstreams when they have small cuts or other pathways for infection.
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sharing my reaction images

I'll share reaction images I collected from the manga I read
i like this imageboard and this is like a thanks for it
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Food

Why are all of the best foods invented by poor people? Sanders, Montañez, etc. have made a lot of great foods, and I've never seen anyone rich do something similar.
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Wizards Seem Special


Compared to every other chan I've been on, the quality of wizchan's posts is a lot higher. Now, that isn't to say that wizchan is writing Shakespeare every day, and it's easy to have quality when the average post on any given chan is equivalent to what would appear if someone used a keyboard to clean their ass after a festival of diarrhea. So, the point of comparison is incredibly low. Still, there's something going on. More than that as well, it feels like there are a lot of conversations that only happen here, and that would be completely anathema or taboo to bring up anywhere else, even though when you actually read them being stated…it isn't really _that_ bad. Stuff like someone talking about their imaginary friends or if they play with puppets or go on made-up quests in very old games.
What is it? Is it because succubi are so poisonous to the mind and to discourse? Is it because this path leads one to such a degree of stoicism that only wizards can create such content? What's special about wizards? Why can't the world be nicer?
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Low education wizard

I will be 30 in next month and have nothing. Still living with parents and work with low salaries. I've never been to college coz I'm very lazy and I'm very shy so I never get promoted on my job. Also I'm very obese

its kinda hurts when I see my high school friends succeed in their lives because they go to college and even get their master degree.

Do you think there is a way to have a good life without a high education?
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Shove it Under the Rug

Or bed in this case.

I have always been afraid of cleaning under my bed because it has been messy for years. Since I was a child. But the longer I put it off, the more likely I am to encounter scary spiders, the more trash there will be, and the more unwilling I will become.
So, for the past few days, I finally got some spark to work on it. I'm so scared of spiders that I wear work gloves and use a 3 or 4 foot long grabber-stick thing (you pull the trigger and it snaps shut to grab things from afar). Then I throw whatever it is away. Or if it is of sentimental value I keep it but I've only done that with a couple papers and stuff. I can't handle all of it at once so I throw away some stuff, go do other things, come back etc.

This doesn't feel real. For most people this might sound trivial. "Dude just clean your room lmao". For me this is some kind of huge event in my life. For years I had old blankets on the floor to block the underbed area, so I couldn't see it. Then I'd get new blankets instead of washing blankets and stuff more down there. Now I'm coming face to face with memories. Things I seriously completely forgot until now. And some are from so long ago. I'm 26 and I'm finding toys I played with when I was 8. Shoes from high school marching band. Old christmas cards my mom gave me in middle school.

The most jarring thing I've found is a small leather journal that I have no memory of ever having. I only wrote three pages in it. It must have been in the 12th grade because I have a todo list with things like, "order cap and gown" "apply to that nearby trade school" … I was interested in finance and had a little list of companies I was interested in buying stocks in… I even had a little idea for a novel written down.

This book is nearly a decade old and has been a foot away from me while I slept and I never knew it. It is a manifestation of myself. It's not me anymore though. But I'm confronted by a shade of a previous point in time, translucently phasing into the now, a different version of myself who occupied these same coordinates in space that I currently occupy. I never followed through with a single thing written in that journal. I never attended graduation and bought no cap and gown. Never applied to any school. Never invested in stocks. Never wrote a novel. But in those three pages, probably jotted down in one day, lies more ambition than I have ever displayed since. I've never had goals as big as those since high school and those weren't even big goals.
I occupy the exact same bed as this phantom from another time. The exact same room. I use the exact same computer desk. Exact same computer chair. I even have some of the exact same clothes as this shade. We look similar - not identical; I have remarkably less hair covering my scalp, for one - but we aren't the same. Though he is familiar, we have nothing in common. I have no idea who he is and he probably can't even perceive me.

But I feel sorry for him. That fool thinks that writing down a few ideas will change anything. That idiot actually thinks anything will ever change on its own. That he can just haphazardly pray and pine for something better and that it will eventually happen. That imbecile thinks if he ignores his fears, insecurities, worries, flaws… if he just pretends that he doesn't suffer from them, if he just stuffs all these problems under the bed and hides them from view, then they will just stop existing. Lose all their power. Even though all of these evil energies are still there, lurking a foot away. Directly under him while he sleeps in his unconscious mind.

And I feel like I've let him down.

(…but I did find a $1 bill tucked in the back of the journal so I came out ahead in the end!)
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Politics Thread #48: The Great Corona Deppression, Capitalism in Crisis - Rule by Thieves Edition

This thread is for the civil discussion of anything towards a political nature, especially political ideology and current affairs.

Archive link of last threads
#1: Politics Thread https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000746/http://wizchan.org/lounge/res/133215.html
Politics Thread #2: Wizlam Edition - https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000634/wizchan.org/lounge/res/135806.html
Politics Thread #4: Wizpilled Edition 5/12/2017 - https://archive.fo/3wlfT
Politics Thread #5: All So Tiresome Edition 7/3/2017 - https://archive.fo/QlRs1
Politics Thread #6: World on Fire Edition 8/18/2017 - https://archive.fo/6YxvY
Politics Thread #7: Temptations Intensify Edition 8/31/17 - https://archive.fo/Y0JQu
Politics Thread #8: Left and Right Edition 10/11/17 - https://archive.fo/H0llg
Politics Thread #9: Reading Anything Online Edition 11/7/17 - https://archive.fo/yxGrJ
Politics Thread #10: The Truth Will Set You Free Edition https://archive.fo/UrurS
Politics Thread #11: someone had to make it edition - https://archive.fo/y71b2
Politics Thread #12: Fuck the pastebin edition - https://archive.fo/wD4il
Politics Thread #13: Ironic Marxist Edition - https://archive.fo/xfWZY
Politics Thread #14: Civil Discussion Edition - https://archive.fo/Ck8Xe
Politics Thread #15: Over My Dead Body Edition - https://archive.fo/xdMoH
Politics Thread #16: Missile Strikes for Peace edition - https://archive.fo/PP3tS
Politics Thread #17: Anti-Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/YxJMy
Politics Thread #18: Quote Mine Edition - https://archive.fo/mi2ZU
Politics Thread #19: Lady Justice Edition - https://archive.fo/JQeyd
Politics Thread #20: France Edition - https://archive.fo/9d9op
Politics Thread #21: Anime Political Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/K8OvE
Politics Thread #22: Verified Hate Edition -https://archive.fo/AVoyW
Politics Thread #23: Hail to the Philosopher King Edition - https://archive.fo/ooZI4
Politics Thread #24: Supreme Edition - https://archive.fo/TvRnm
Politics Thread #25: The Final Judgment Edition - https://archive.fo/0MaGf
Politics Thread #26: Non-player Character Edition - https://archive.fo/IvRUj
Politics Thread #27: Birthright Edition - https://archive.fo/Fy4ox
Politics Thread #28: Shut It Down Edition - https://archive.fo/6l87I
Politics Thread #29: Brand New Current Year Edition - https://archive.fo/pGEPL
Politics Thread #30: It's Okay To Smirk Edition - https://archive.fo/5gv13
Politics Thread #31: It Begins Edition - https://archive.fo/eaSIz
Politics Thread #32: Free Choice Edition - https://archive.fo/TTGTC
Politics Thread #33: Accelerationism edition - https://archive.fo/eFfBY
Politics Thread #34: Clown World Edition - https://archive.fo/8AYmV
Politics Thread #35: Show Some Class Edition - https://archive.fo/KzuHY
Politics Thread #36: Proper Politics Thread Edition - https://archive.fo/TuUNL
Politics Thread #37: Political Manipulation Edition - https://archive.fo/GfoQg
Politics Thread #38: Epstein's Pedophile Sting Operation Edition - https://archive.fo/qXKJi
Politics Thread #39: Straight Shooter Edition - https://archive.fo/IOPeg
Politics Thread #40: This account has been terminated Edition - https://archive.fo/TXc37
Politics Thread #41: The End Is Nigh Edition - http://archive.fo/ymZPt
Politics Thread #42: The Archive is Pointless Edition - http://archive.is/pr04j
Politics Thread #43 : Primary Edition - http://archive.ph/jxL9w
Politics Thread #44: Whistleblow Editioner - http://archive.is/AErw1
Politics Thread #45: Beanie Edition - https://archive.is/KPASk
Politics Thread #46: can't flim flam the zim zam Edition - >>237721
Politics Thread #47: Pandemic Edition - >>239934
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Is coronavirus finally driving the world towards "the happening"? I've tracked it since December and it seems to be the "happening" that we were all waiting for. Are you preparing for it?
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There's a war going on
https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-to-sign-executive-order-targeting-social-media-11590681930
>Trump Signs Executive Order Targeting Social Media
>Measure seeks to limit the broad legal protection that federal law provides online platforms
Do you think it will affect wizchan? and how much?
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I've come to the realization that being narcissistic is the natural and superior state to live in. This is the reason normies always frown upon it. It makes them angry when they see someone who is so secure in himself that he just feels great all the time.

The benefits of narcissism:
>Confident in your looks enough to take care of yourself and be in perfect physical health.
>Confident in the way you act, no one can put you down.
>Secure in your sexuality, knowing that first and foremost, you are attracted to yourself, and that by having sex with others you are doing them a service.
>Rarely get into arguments because all that matters to you are your personal views.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a narcissist and those who are so rabidly against this kind of behavior are jealous people who would rather see you unhealthy and depressed than healthy and self centered.
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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXXIIl

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
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Dead Internet Theory (and much more)

Hello. I would like to talk, or rather tell you about certain suspicions, hunches and experiences I’ve had and I’m sure some of you as well. Similar themes have been written about across imageboards quite a few times so I know I’m not alone in this.

My background is that of an oldfag. I’ve seen it all. I started going on 4chan in 2006, and followed all the natural roads this implies. I’m in my thirties and I remember when 4chan had a /l/ board, when /co/ was a trial board shunned by basically everyone, when #34 porn was an obscure interest with very few good artists and when moot changed the frontpage to that web 2.0 bullshit 4chan has to this very day. I was also among the first right wingers who were such before it was cool, and I’ve seen /pol/ rise and fall. I was there when it mattered, but rather than saying these things out of masturbatory pleasure I wish to stress that I’ve acquired a set of observational skills which other genuine oldfags share. I’m aware you have no reason to trust my “credentials” but I hope you’ll read this in good faith. Much of this falls squarely in the fringe territory with a healthy dosage of /x/ and conspiracy theory up the ass. My goal by posting this seemingly jumbled mess is to… how can I put it? I want you to think, I want you to be aware, to digest all this. Because on a basic level I love you all. I feel like we’re all in this together, this dangerous game we did not choose to play and which I think is kicking into high gear. I do not hold many answers and don’t have all the pieces of the puzzle, but I AM aware there is a puzzle. Please feel free to go wild with all of this. Post it wherever you want, on whatever site you want or use. I am a nobody like you, and what matters to me is only that this reaches you and as many people as possible. At worst you’ll be entertained or kill time.

I tried to break this mess into points for brevity and because I touch upon many subjects. I imply more than I explain because if I go too deep this’ll turn into an even bigger wall of text.

The Internet feels empty and devoid of people. It is also devoid of content. Compared to the Internet of say 2007 (and beyond) the Internet of today is entirely sterile. There is nowhere to go and nothing to do, see, read or experience anymore. It all imploded into a handful of normalfag sites and these empty husks we inhabit. Yes, the Internet may seem gigantic, but it’s like a hot air balloon with nothing inside. Some of this is absolutely the fault of corporations and government entities. However! That doesn’t explain the following:

- I used to be in perpetual contact with a solid number of people across multiple sites. Across the years each and every one of them vanished without a trace. None of them were into /pol/ stuff or anything even remotely questionable or controversial. Yet, they all simply vanished in a puff of smoke, no matter the site, no matter the communication platform. There was no “goodbye” or explanation.

- I’ve seen the same threads, the same pics and the same replies reposted over and over across the years to the point of me seeing it as unremarkable. Simply put thread A would be posted in say 2015 and would get its share of replies or pics, on say /co/ or /a/. Then that very same thread, with the same text, pics, and replies would appear in 2016 and beyond. This often happens in the same year multiple times as well. Of course /pol/ is getting shilled and botposted to death, but why recycle a completely innocent /a/ thread? Who is doing this and why? Stuff like this won’t be noticed by your average poster perhaps, but I and other oldfags will inevitably notice it.

- I think I saw the same happen on other (non-imageboard) sites, but I can’t vouch for it as strongly as the above because of the time I spend there (not much). What I do vouch for is the news. I’ve seen news about this or that “new and unusual” or “shocking” event year after year after year. But it’s the same goddamn event, usually moons or asteroids.

- Roughly in 2016 or early 2017 4chan was filled with posts by someone or something. It wasn’t spam. The conversations with it were in real time, across multiple boards and multiple threads simultaneously. Its English was grammatically correct but odd (I’m not a native English speaker and am thus sensitive to its misuse), similar to how a Japanese person may use it. A sense of childlike curiosity and a childlike intellect emanated from these posts. It posed a LOT of questions, usually as if trying to understand the emotions of the posters it was talking to, as if unfamiliar with human emotions. Communicating with this “poster” was an odd experience, I could sense something was off but not malicious. I am absolutely certain this was an AI of some sorts. This “poster” was active only for about a week, and as far as I know nobody has ever mentioned or noticed this Anon. Its replies were always on topic, but the above mentioned childishness clashed with the apparent knowledge it possessed - it was the knowledge of an adult person, so it wasn’t a kid or something of the sort.

- Raptor Jesus, who went extinct for our sins. First it was this reptilian messiah, then foul bachelor frog, and then Pepe. Am I the only one who sees a clear evolution, a link? It’s as if this meme or entity or… whatever the fuck was on 4chan since day one, and has grown within it from the tiniest seed. Yet Raptor Jesus was fully just a joke, there was nothing serious or mystical about it (reminder: I was there). Remember that Ted guy with the right wing talk show, cca prior to 2010, whom 4chan ruined for the lulz? Remember Anonymous vs Scientology? Remember that fake bomb threat aka exploding yellow van? Compare that with what Anon did through /pol/, and the “terrorist” accusations thrown at Anon today, as well as the “reasons” why 8chan was taken down. Why does this too feel as if we were all trained, groomed, LED towards where we are now? Why and how did moot so utterly vanish into Google Inc. as an employee with very vague descriptions of what he actually does? On that note, do you remember the “other moot” who was often posted for the lulz? The one with the glasses who so often ran away with donations into Mexico? I do. Maybe that was the real moot, the real guy who used his mom’s credit card and was killed by someone, and an impostor we know as moot took his place.

- Innocent sexual perversion and the horrible reality it spawned. Anon is a pervert and always was one. I am into loli and feet for instance. Why is it that real life and the real world seem to emulate our sexual interests, with a time lag? “I wish to be the little succubus” became an actual thing that actually happens. Pedo activism is also gradually becoming accepted, as is virtually every fetish that was once either a joke or a fantasy of Anons. As said I’m a footfag. When I became aware of it few others were with me, now it’s as common as can be, with gigantic number of people who are into it, with huge mountains of hentai and #34 with it etc. Why does the real world bend over backwards to accommodate our weirdest fetishes? It’s as if everything is going “Look, look! I created this for you! I made it real!” in an effort to keep us within this world. The results of this are devastating to society, to people, to civilization. Simply put, trannies are a thing because Anon fapped to doujins of cute boys in dresses. Once it was an impossible fantasy, not to be taken too seriously. Now it’s grim reality. Again: it’s as if the real world is using imageboards as a template on what to be and what to do.

- Algorithm fiction. Do you like capeshit, Anon? How about other Hollywood stuff? Music perhaps? Have you noticed how sterile fiction has become? How it caters to the lowest common denominator and follows the same template over and over again? How music is just autotuned nigs and basic blandness? The writer’s strike never ended. Algorithms and computer programs are manufacturing modern fiction. No human being is behind these things. This is why anime looms so large - even a simple moe anime has heart because there’s actual people behind it, and we all intuitively feel this.

- Fake people. No, not NPC’s. Youtube people who talk about this or that, and quite possibly many politicians, actors and so forth may not actually exist. In fact I am sure of it. CGI and deep fakes are far more advanced than we are led to believe, and we can’t trust our eyes anymore. Many people, events, news and so on may be wholly fictional.

- The Internet on your smartphone is not the same internet as on your PC. Try it out for yourself. Go to a “popular” website with a lot of traffic. 4chan, faceshit, plebbit… any site with a massive userbase and fast content will do. Spend a few days randomly checking it out on your PC and your phone. You will soon notice that from time to time, at irregular intervals (as far as I’ve witnessed) the same site as seen on your phone will be wholly different than the version on your PC. Entire threads, numerous and well-replied, will be on one but not the other. The whole board will be different.

- My last suspicion is easier to take in. I have a feeling we’re in a strange kind of civil war. An internal one. I think Zuckerberg and other tech guys were all on 4chan as Anons at some point, maybe even now. They drew from the same well as us, but went in their own direction.

Thank you for your time. Feel free to insult me if you want. Old /co/mrades never die, they just grow thick skins.
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LARPing General Thread

LARPing and it's derivatives, both here and IRL.
Come at me mods
Podcasts attached 'How i won the Larp' by Imaginary Worlds
https://soundcloud.com/emolinsky/how-i-won-the-larp
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Are there any movies or video games that you repeatedly watch/play because they help you through things?

I really like watching the movie Jacob's Ladder (1990) or playing the game Dear Esther when I feel down. I feel rejuvenated after I've completed them for some reason.

I guess to me they feel like some dark or forlorn pilgrimage with new things to understand about the story every time I watch/play them.

I want to know if anyone else has something like this that they'd be willing to share. I posted it here because the subject contains multiple subjects that wouldn't otherwise fit into any board.
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Wizard Posting Thread

Post your favorite pictures of wizards/sorcerers/other magic users that you've saved
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Are there ever times when you have an imaginary conversation in your head which is really just you monologuing about something trying to explain it to someone, but at some point you can't find the right word for expressing the thing you want to say, and the more you desperately try to dig for the right word, the more the thread of discussion slips away until you can't even remember what you were thinking about anymore and the whole thing just dissipates and you go on with your day?
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Handsomeness

Good morning, fellow virgins of Wizchan. Today I'd like to discuss a topic I don't remember ever seeing here. It's got to do with looks and its relationship with virginity and the effect it has on wizardry and wizards. I'm interested in knowing your opinions. So here's a number of questions:
Would you recognize a extremely good looking wizard as such or would you consider him a nonwizard?
Do you believe attractive wizards can exist in modern times like this?
Is a handsome wizard an antithesis?

I strongly believe that the handsome are the least likely to grow into a full wizard or remain as one, unless they lose their good looks with the passage of time, as a result of ageing. Except on numbered cases where the attractive virgin in question suffers from a mental illness that prevents him from engaging with someone or has developed a type of personality that showcases a neutral disposition towards sex or relationships. Even so, a handsome wizard would be tempted to do it and may even have grown narcissistic due to their physical appearance, appearance over he has been complimented on many occasions, too many to remember and for which he has been treated exceptionally good.
This knowledge I think is something that puts me into a real conundrum since it will lead me to discriminate them based on their physical appearance which I consider to be rude and unfair, but using what little brain I have I can't ignore the fact that they are also human and can aspire to a wizard life, but then again, I cannot wrap my mind around it. Of course, here we are all anonymous, we can't see each other faces when we post, but what if we were to create a real haven for wizards. Don't you think there would be virgins who opposed to the admission of these attractive virgin males? My first thoughts is that a handsome wizard would be fighting the world and would be too easy for him to give in to temptation. Why would he choose to deprive himself from what's so easy and accessible to him?
That is because I believe that a wizard life is for those who already have problems and don't want anymore. Handsome people are privileged because of their looks, they might have struggles but in average they don't compare to that of a typical guy who chooses the wizard life.
It's hard to even consider for a second that the suffering of the average wizard can equate with that of the handsome wizard unless the latter is utterly sick and has been his entire life.

In any case, would you imagine what it'd be like for an average virgin guy entering the parlor room to have a conversation with the sages in this wizard haven, while someone like pic related also a wizard is already there?


In an imaginery wizard haven, would you make it a rule for the handsome to not be allowed?

There will always be this prejudice in us, looks are so defining that they'd make us call those good looking wizards normalfags and exclude them from Wizchan.
That's just my opinion, I might be wrong of course.
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How many people browse this?
Is it dead? This is a good chan, i hope it stays alive and active.
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Wizard Decision Game

It's the year 2050 and the Global Judge(GJ) has passed a new legislation that rest the decision of important or secondary matters at the hands of the wizard population, in this instance, the adult virgins of the world have to decide whether the people who pass away are put into coffins or just buried without them.

Now we decide.
https://strawpoll.com/kcyyyd29
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What do mothers think of their children being virgins?


We were in the health center and after I left the doctor's office, she began to ask me what the doctor said, and then she asked if I had told him everything, then her voice took a different tone when she said "did you tell him that you not engage in sexual acts?"
I didn't know what to say so I kept silent. She then followed and said "you had to tell everything to the doctor"

I wonder what she thinks of her son being a virgin. Is she ashamed of me? I think she might think that I'm a failure, she's a normalfag after all and had expressed her desire for me to have kids and a family in the past.

When she sees her friends and they talk about their children, the topic must come up, her friend's children must be big normalfags unlike me so I'm sure she is embarrassed of talking about me.
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How cleanly are you? I'm a filthy disgusting slob (pic related, though not quite as bad), and only ever clean in the rare case that I'm expecting relatives, just to keep up a facade and avoid drama. Dad went apeshit over some stains years ago, which is when I realized that uncleanliness is a major personal sin in normiedom, beyond just personal disgust.

I haven't been sick once in over ten years, and filth doesn't bother me as I tend to not notice my surroundings anyway.
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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXXII

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
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Ironic culture.

Anyone else hate "ironic" culture? Ironic this, ironic that, ironic memes, irony bros, ironically being a fan of something, ironically being a part of a political ideology, ironically taking the other side of an argument thinking you're making them look bad, "post-ironic" memes, old memes coming back "ironically", ironic use of emojis, and the list could go on forever.

It's one of the many forms of cancer that killed the internet and there's no escaping it. It's not funny, it's not clever, it's just annoying. I know someone is going to accuse me of being a "boomer" who "doesn't get it" but there really isn't much to "get" to begin with.
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Last Fap Thread #56

ITT, post the last thing you fapped to.
Let's be tasteful and share the nice things!

Some places where you can find an image source before asking:
http://saucenao.com/
http://iqdb.org/
https://images.google.com/

Previous thread: >>235670
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Funny thread

Because laughter is the best medicine.

Both funny videos, photos, songs, comic strips, jokes, etc.
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Pentagon declassifies footage of UFOs

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pentagon-videos-unidentied-aerial-phenomena-navy/


Pentagon formally releases 3 Navy videos showing "unidentified aerial phenomena"

By Stefan Becket

Updated on: April 28, 2020 / 8:37 AM / CBS News

Washington — The Pentagon on Monday formally released three unclassified videos taken by Navy pilots that have circulated for years showing interactions with "unidentified aerial phenomena."

One of the videos shows an incident from 2004, and the other two were recorded in January 2015, according to Sue Gough, a Defense Department spokeswoman. The videos became public after unauthorized leaks in 2007 and 2017, and the Navy previously verified their authenticity.

"After a thorough review, the department has determined that the authorized release of these unclassified videos does not reveal any sensitive capabilities or systems, and does not impinge on any subsequent investigations of military air space incursions by unidentified aerial phenomena," Gough said.
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Some people say 4chan has lost influence, but I disagree. 4chan always had less people in general than websites like reddit or facebook since a long time ago, and it still has the great cultural influence among the internet. Every website these days use cancer of feels guy and it's variants. 4chan is still somewhat of a semi-center of internet culture and memes even in 2020.
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what does it feel like to own a car?

I remember back in 2012 my uncle trying to teach how to drive while I saw no point in that endeavor since my family had never own a vehicle and will probably never have one in the future. Still, he told me that it's a skill that everyone should know and to not disappoint my uncle's willingness to teach me, I agreed to the driving lessons. I was an insecure and fearful boy, but when I finally managed to turn the car, I felt so great, like I was igniting a powerful machine that had years of history behind. Then minutes later I learnt how to change gears and I was driving as fast as 15mph at second gear. I can't describe what it was like to have control of such a big toy, I almost felt like I was inside a megazord and although I was driving while battling my anxiety and fear because I didn't want to crash, those few minutes felt amazing and are probably the most memorable of my life. Those few minutes I had behind the wheel were probably the best minutes of my life, it felt like playing a video game but in real life.
Anyways, that's all I managed to learn and I've forgotten it by now, after all I probably had spent less than 20 minutes behind the wheel.
I know I will never have enough money to buy a car so that's okay and I see it now that it's an activity that only serves in most of the cases to normalfag interests.
Now I can't see myself having a life where I make use of a car or even owning one. It's alien to me really because even if I managed by miracle to get one, I wouldn't have money for the fuel.
So what it's like to be able to drive a car and go wherever you want?
I was watching this movie Police Story and it had this car chase scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeJhMmUnbb8

and then you can see Chan driving his car, which has a beautiful car paint and I couldn't escape to think how normal driving a car really is, and how is one of those things that I've missed in this life.
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How do you see yourself in 10 years

Regarding your current situation.
What small or big changes do you think will take place in your life?
What new possessions do you think you will have?
Will you be richer or poorer?
Where do you think you will be living?
What accomplishments if any would you have achieved by then?
Do you think you will regret the way you spent the last ten years?
Do you see yourself still browsing imageboards and wizchan in particular if wizchan was still around?
What will be your bad habits?
What good habits will you have?
Do you think you will be happier or sadder than you are now?

Feel free to share what your life will be like in 10 years.
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What even is the point of morality?
The most violent, brutish, and cavemen-like men are still the most successful financially, socially, and sexually. The most amoral ppl
are always the CEOs, politicians, gang leaders, and other people in power. Doesn't help that the majority of the population supports or admires those kinds of ppl, and the succubi especially are attracted to them meaning they get to pass on their genes and corrupt ways. Why even have morality if we're still apes dominated by instinct and no one will follow it?
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Zoomers

I often see boomers and millenials getting discussed and shat on accordingly but seems society has decided to suck the zoomer generation's dick for some reason. Finding anything approching critical analysis of zoomers is surprisingly difficult.

The feeling I get is zoomers are extremely hypersocialized and conformist, they never question the narrative of the in-group. Their cliques tend to a very cult-ish dynamic similar to reddit subs or discord groups. They like to think of themselves as transgressive but it only ever happens on a group-on-group basis, doing it as individuals is unthinkable. Sacred cows demand absolute respect so long they are their own, they're free game otherwise. They are fully engorged in the pop culture machinery and define themselves by the media they consume. Anything less than praise of their favorite media entities will be taken as a personal attack. Any media without immediate appeal will be written off without hesitation though, resulting in a very shallow and narrow area of interest. Another reason for being so unconcerned with quality is because they do it purely for the social aspect of it, aka the circlejerk. Subtlety or is lost on zoomers because they are only conditioned to respond to the dumbed down version. Likewise goes for considering alternative views or compromise, again the absolutist cult mentality makes itself known. Related to this is the fact that zoomers can't tolerate imperfections within themselves. If not denying or ignoring them they will "subvert the narrative" and outright glorify their weaknesses, making way for extreme dysfunction.

Just some thoughts. Feel free to share your own take.
If you got anything on gen X you can post it as well for good measure.
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Alternative to Riot.im

Do you know any other places that is alternative to Riot.im? I'm looking for some other private forums/communities
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Was thinking to immigrate either Norway ,iceland or faroe islands?What do you wizards think?In those countries they are less ppl better life and ppl are having more depressive/isolated lives.More suitable for a wizard ,my country is so full of ppl and as a wizard i hate non-wizards!
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Your perfect life

So anons,
How would your hypothetic perfect life look like?
Let us assume you could wish for a lifestyle freely, what would you wish for?
You can wish for anything, really anything.
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Doesn't matter how you live, when it's your time to die you die.

I've always believed your life and events that take place are predetermined from the second of your conception. It doesn't matter how you live everything you do, say etc is predetermined and freewill is just an illusion.

So a super normie at work died while jogging at this beach the other day. He was one of those everyone liked and always spouted the garbage about healthy life, working out etc and was super conscious about the things he put into his body and all that other shit. Yet while out for a run on the beach he just collapsed and died.

Just goes to show when it's your time to die, it doesn't matter the life you lived you fucking die and you're gone and forgotten that's it.

What's your thoughts on this?
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"All porn should be able to be viewed, or no porn should be able to be viewed."
If one kind of porn is accepted, "degenerative" porn will be continued to be made, because there is undoubtedly a market for it.
If porn ceases to exist, how would people deal with insatiable lust, or degenerative fetishes?
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living off writing(wattpad/amazon/patreon?)

I need advice getting started on working and living as a writer;i know, i have seen, people living off youtube so, I say.i SAY! i will not be left behind,i will not wage-slave, I wont allow a world where someone lives off their stupidity online but i dont thrive off my intellect online.

So,so! How do I get started? How do I begin earning money trough my literature?
i have a literature coach/guy who has published books and gives me feedback and advice regarding the content-But I want to know the method of starting earning currenct trough online work.
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Anyone else think it's pretty weird how three are people people born in may 2002 who are now allowed to browse wizardchan?

Getting old happens so fucking fast.
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Rules you live by

Any other wizards have their own personal rules they live by?

A few of mine:

-don't make friends
-ignore my mother
-avoid touching my penis to avoid masturbation
-live a solitary life
-avoid unpredictable humans
-don't lust for a girlfriend
-avoid humans
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Gender dysphoria?and beauty standards

I don't know what's wrong with me but recently I've been wanting to look androgynous/girly face..not a tranny,I would never want to be a succubus, but just having a succubi face
Dunno why this is happening to me, I used to want to be a bearded pot bellied muscle man,now my ideal body is a swimmer with a succubus's face.
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Autismbux/neetbux/SSI disability/ gibs in the usa

There used to be a helpful thread before, so I'd like to continue wizards sharing thoughts and advice, and talking about their journey waiting for SSI in burgerland
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Crazy original idea for better face

So,this idea may seem weird,but it seems scientific
In muay Thai,fighters roll an bambbo or metal cilinder up and down their shins to increase BONE density

So,the -face- has..
BONES!
If a person ,a man,would roll an iron bar all the way trouh their jaw muscles.. wouldn't the jaw muscle Eventually turn such a man into Chad?
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Do you know of any forums related to super-obscure interests, like some old movie no one remembers, or medieval cuisine or the like. I find them extremely cozy for some reason.
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Inedia/ESP

I have come to belive in:
A)super-normal powers
B)that I personally can obtain them

i do nofap,and will start fasting/inedia along with sleep reduction.My goal is to attain a superior form of being,i'll combine this with urban hermit-ism,this may sound insane but im decidedly sure about this
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random pics thread

post valuable/rare pics you've saved through all those years of chan browsing.
let's bring back some memories boys and fill my empty pic folder
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gangstalking

i thought it was a meme until today… we all have permanent records

make sure all your usernames and passwords are different, cycle them as well as your ip every week… stay away from cameras windows online interaction

dont wait until its too late wizzies. it might already be for me
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Coronavirus Thread III

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic
Previous thread:
>>239342
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Sharing wisdom on this lifestyle

As I've just turned 25, I was contemplating the passage of time and its changes contrasted with the long way I still have to go. I've been a neet for around six years, and a hikki for a big portion of that time.

Even though I'm more alone and hopeless than ever; and entertainment other than books mostly don't work anymore, I'm coping with it all much better. It's weird to be having good prospects or even just a neutral feeling after such intense and prolonged suffering.

What would your suggestions and tips be for people going through a similar lifestyle to yours? Please share some of your wisdom elder wizards. Even young apprentices are welcome if you feel you've acquired knowledge that makes a difference.

Mine would be to look within and change perspectives instead of trying to change your environment and circumstances. Abandoning social life and hopes of reintegrating into society were the main thing for me, now I feel much less miserable.