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Comfy anti-capitalist videos

Post your favorite anti-capitalist videos. This one is a documentary with the anarchist primitivist theorist John Zerzan. It's an 7.5/10 documentary for focusing attacks only on corporations but not much to say on why governments are bad. It's still very comfy though.

no liberal/fascist/statist bootlicker propaganda please. This is a pro-neet thread, and only socialists are pro-neet and want to abolish work, so fuck off if you want to post about how much you love living in a propertarian world.

Primitvist, tribalist, pre-statist videos are welcome too. This includes anthropological and historical videos that show how statist/propertarian systems came to be (like on humans self-domestication before the earliest states/civilization began, ect.).

Statist propaganda includes the "marxist" states. It's okay if the statist is not the main focus of the video. This documentary I'm posting has che and castro talking for a bit, but they are not the main focus of the video, so it's fine. The focus is on mass-consumer society and not a vanguard party.

This is meant to be an especially comfy thread with the trump flu (corona) exposing how fragile/death cultish and unfulfilling capitalism is, and it will help us to imagine its collapse (though unnecessary since its inevitable) and why we should abolish it.

>tldr comfy thread on the collapse of mass consumer society

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Corona is a bliss

If Corona wipes out the human race and maybe some other species, thereby saving possibly trillions of future sentient beings from being born and suffering, is it really a bad thing? no its the best thing that could happen

I think Corona is a great bliss and I'm so happy it's a thing I hope it wipes all every night I pray it will wipe us all I love hearing about the news of dead people it cherishes me up a lot I am a radical EFIList pro all extreme anti-life things pro-death and pro genocide so is Inmendham In private at least




“Extermination shall become the common denominator of politics to come and nature shall join in, adding its furors to ours. The end of the century shall see the Triumph of death, the world overburdened with men shall discharge the surplus deadweight of living things“ Albert Caraco

“I do not like life, and my hatred for it extends to all creatures I don’t pity those who die but i advise people who are afraid of death to die because death is a cure for all our illness and an ideal solution to all our problems“ Albert Caraco


“We are a minuscule sample of agonized matter, comprising genetic survival monsters, fished from a cosmic ocean of vile mutants, by a pitiless killing machine of infinite appetite Specifically, it is solely by way of the relentless, brutal culling of populations that any complex or adaptive traits have been sieved — with torturous inefficiency — from the chaos of natural existence. All health, beauty, intelligence, and social grace has been teased from a vast butcher’s yard of unbounded carnage, requiring incalculable eons of massacre to draw forth even the subtlest of advantages. This is not only a matter of the bloody grinding mills of selection, either, but also of the innumerable mutational abominations thrown up by the madness of chance, as it pursues its directionless path to some negligible preservable trait, and then — still further — of the unavowable horrors that ‘fitness’ (or sheer survival) itself predominantly entails. We are a minuscule sample of agonized matter, comprising genetic survival monsters, fished from a cosmic ocean of vile mutants, by a pitiless killing machine of infinite appetite. (This is still, perhaps, to put an irresponsibly positive spin on the story, but it should suffice for our purposes here“ Nick Land

“only the annihilation of life would give rise to a universal redemption in which we would once again achieve the existential peace of inorganic matter“
Ulrich Horstmann

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Last Fap Thread #56

ITT, post the last thing you fapped to.
Let's be tasteful and share the nice things!

Some places where you can find an image source before asking:
http://saucenao.com/
http://iqdb.org/
https://images.google.com/

Previous thread: >>235670

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Politics Thread #47: Pandemic Edition

This thread is for the civil discussion of anything towards a political nature, especially political ideology and current affairs.

Archive link of last threads
#1: Politics Thread https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000746/http://wizchan.org/lounge/res/133215.html
Politics Thread #2: Wizlam Edition - https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000634/wizchan.org/lounge/res/135806.html
Politics Thread #4: Wizpilled Edition 5/12/2017 - https://archive.fo/3wlfT
Politics Thread #5: All So Tiresome Edition 7/3/2017 - https://archive.fo/QlRs1
Politics Thread #6: World on Fire Edition 8/18/2017 - https://archive.fo/6YxvY
Politics Thread #7: Temptations Intensify Edition 8/31/17 - https://archive.fo/Y0JQu
Politics Thread #8: Left and Right Edition 10/11/17 - https://archive.fo/H0llg
Politics Thread #9: Reading Anything Online Edition 11/7/17 - https://archive.fo/yxGrJ
Politics Thread #10: The Truth Will Set You Free Edition https://archive.fo/UrurS
Politics Thread #11: someone had to make it edition - https://archive.fo/y71b2
Politics Thread #12: Fuck the pastebin edition - https://archive.fo/wD4il
Politics Thread #13: Ironic Marxist Edition - https://archive.fo/xfWZY
Politics Thread #14: Civil Discussion Edition - https://archive.fo/Ck8Xe
Politics Thread #15: Over My Dead Body Edition - https://archive.fo/xdMoH
Politics Thread #16: Missile Strikes for Peace edition - https://archive.fo/PP3tS
Politics Thread #17: Anti-Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/YxJMy
Politics Thread #18: Quote Mine Edition - https://archive.fo/mi2ZU
Politics Thread #19: Lady Justice Edition - https://archive.fo/JQeyd
Politics Thread #20: France Edition - https://archive.fo/9d9op
Politics Thread #21: Anime Political Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/K8OvE
Politics Thread #22: Verified Hate Edition -https://archive.fo/AVoyW
Politics Thread #23: Hail to the Philosopher King Edition - https://archive.fo/ooZI4
Politics Thread #24: Supreme Edition - https://archive.fo/TvRnm
Politics Thread #25: The Final Judgment Edition - https://archive.fo/0MaGf
Politics Thread #26: Non-player Character Edition - https://archive.fo/IvRUj
Politics Thread #27: Birthright Edition - https://archive.fo/Fy4ox
Politics Thread #28: Shut It Down Edition - https://archive.fo/6l87I
Politics Thread #29: Brand New Current Year Edition - https://archive.fo/pGEPL
Politics Thread #30: It's Okay To Smirk Edition - https://archive.fo/5gv13
Politics Thread #31: It Begins Edition - https://archive.fo/eaSIz
Politics Thread #32: Free Choice Edition - https://archive.fo/TTGTC
Politics Thread #33: Accelerationism edition - https://archive.fo/eFfBY
Politics Thread #34: Clown World Edition - https://archive.fo/8AYmV
Politics Thread #35: Show Some Class Edition - https://archive.fo/KzuHY
Politics Thread #36: Proper Politics Thread Edition - https://archive.fo/TuUNL
Politics Thread #37: Political Manipulation Edition - https://archive.fo/GfoQg
Politics Thread #38: Epstein's Pedophile Sting Operation Edition - https://archive.fo/qXKJi
Politics Thread #39: Straight Shooter Edition - https://archive.fo/IOPeg
Politics Thread #40: This account has been terminated Edition - https://archive.fo/TXc37
Politics Thread #41: The End Is Nigh Edition - http://archive.fo/ymZPt
Politics Thread #42: The Archive is Pointless Edition - http://archive.is/pr04j
Politics Thread #43 : Primary Edition - http://archive.ph/jxL9w
Politics Thread #44: Whistleblow Editioner - http://archive.is/AErw1
Politics Thread #45: Beanie Edition - https://archive.is/KPASk
Politics Thread #46: can't flim flam the zim zam Edition - >>237721

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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXXI

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/

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Coronavirus Thread III

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic
Previous thread:
>>239342

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The economy is going to crash this week.

what's your plan? It's inevitable. We just dont know which part will crap it out.

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Fellow Wizards/NEETs,what profound or interesting rabbit holes have you dove into? Conspiracies? Health? Philosophical pessimism? Redpills in general? Share them.

>taking MGTOW redpills
>see that doomers havebecome too shamed by succubi and their slaves

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Neocities

Post interesting neocities websites you've found. Particularly ones that are off the beaten track. I'll start:

https://myautistichomepage.neocities.org/

I love finding these short, lost souls:

https://astheticname.neocities.org/aboutme.html

https://fluorescentadolescentaesthetics.neocities.org/

Neat little news site:

https://edlinfan.neocities.org/

This is a pretty neat webring:

https://yoohoosearch.neocities.org/webring.html

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Funny thread

Because laughter is the best medicine.

Both funny videos, photos, songs, comic strips, jokes, etc.

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Since Georgie Boy has left youtube (probably for realz this time), I have been utterly bereft with loneliness. His daily life and thought patterns were very relatable and raw.

Are there any Wizard vloggers (preferable mid 30s+) you watch?

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Psychological profile thread

What is your psychological profile? Has it been the cause of your wizardhood?

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NoFap Thread

Masturbation is unwizardly. Post about your experiences here. Don't waste your mana!

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Love Doll Thread

Alright lads,

as I promised a few months back. I'm finally making this thread for anyone interested.

So I got my silicone wife back in August. She's been with me for a couple of months now. Honestly, I do not regret it one bit. She's adorable. I love sleeping next to her, even though I have a tiny bed and it's not the comfiest.

Surprisingly I don't tend to fuck her that much though. It's very noisy and logistically difficult to realize, because you have to move her around, position her, then clean up etc… And considering I live in a tiny apartment together with my mom, I can only do it when she's out and that happens very rarely. So I usually just use her legs to cum or fap touching her and cuddling. I also had to use a silicone glue for her privates, because I managed to rip them, so that also makes me more reluctant.


It would be so great if I lived alone and didn't have to have her hidden away all day, because she's really pretty and I like looking at her, but it's too awkward & cringe with my mom around, so I just have her tucked in my bed with a blanket on top.

The only con I can think of is that she's cold, so when I do have sex with her, I do so with her being clothed, because it's weird feeling a cold body pressed against you, it feels kind of like a corpse and I'm not into that.

If there is anything you'd like to know please ask. If you have a doll of your own - please share any thoughts, experiences, tips and of course pictures!

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what are your thoughts on wizchan as an internet forum?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_forum

I think I'd be too afraid to post in a forum based on wizchan. Anonymity is certainly appealing, but then being able to know who you are replying makes you trust more the other person and take his posts more seriously.

Would you create an account in a forum based on wizchan if tomorrow one was created? I think I will…

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fatwheels on the run

does wizchan have any response or reaction to the latest fattie nolegs drama?

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Was thinking to immigrate either Norway ,iceland or faroe islands?What do you wizards think?In those countries they are less ppl better life and ppl are having more depressive/isolated lives.More suitable for a wizard ,my country is so full of ppl and as a wizard i hate non-wizards!

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Asians behavior and culture

In the last 5 years I've traveled around China, Vietnam, Cambodia, Philippines, Taiwan and Indonesia. I noticed that in most these countries the vast majority of people tend to congregate in big numbers, regardless of what task they're performing or activity they are partaking in.

So yeah, who do asians behave like insects?

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Coronavirus Thread 2

Looks like we need a new thread.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic
Previous thread:
>>236180

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2000s nostalgia

A lot of people talk about 90s nostalgia but I never hear any for the 2000s. How did people feel about it? Better or worse than today?

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Post the last thing you bought that was more than $10 and not food, gas, alcohol, etc.

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Wizardly videos thread

Just post videos you think are wizardly, no particular theme or genre outside of that. Don't post things that will be too shitposty, but they can be funny

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Sick of Illinois

I'm sick of Illinois and I want to move someplace cheaper, warmer, and less infested with SJW's. How's Missouri sound?

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Last fap thread #55

ITT, post the last thing you fapped to.
Let's be tasteful and share the nice things!

Some places where you can find an image source before asking:
http://saucenao.com/
http://iqdb.org/
https://images.google.com/

Previous thread: >>232639

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Wizard News, Issue 6

The Wizard's source for knowledge about events in the mundane.

As always, try to keep politically-charged news in the politics thread.

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Animals

I like animals, I like seeing photos of them. I know we already have a comfy image thread but I want to share my animal folder with everyone. Show me animals you like.

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Zoomers

I often see boomers and millenials getting discussed and shat on accordingly but seems society has decided to suck the zoomer generation's dick for some reason. Finding anything approching critical analysis of zoomers is surprisingly difficult.

The feeling I get is zoomers are extremely hypersocialized and conformist, they never question the narrative of the in-group. Their cliques tend to a very cult-ish dynamic similar to reddit subs or discord groups. They like to think of themselves as transgressive but it only ever happens on a group-on-group basis, doing it as individuals is unthinkable. Sacred cows demand absolute respect so long they are their own, they're free game otherwise. They are fully engorged in the pop culture machinery and define themselves by the media they consume. Anything less than praise of their favorite media entities will be taken as a personal attack. Any media without immediate appeal will be written off without hesitation though, resulting in a very shallow and narrow area of interest. Another reason for being so unconcerned with quality is because they do it purely for the social aspect of it, aka the circlejerk. Subtlety or is lost on zoomers because they are only conditioned to respond to the dumbed down version. Likewise goes for considering alternative views or compromise, again the absolutist cult mentality makes itself known. Related to this is the fact that zoomers can't tolerate imperfections within themselves. If not denying or ignoring them they will "subvert the narrative" and outright glorify their weaknesses, making way for extreme dysfunction.

Just some thoughts. Feel free to share your own take.
If you got anything on gen X you can post it as well for good measure.

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Benefits of wizardom

I feel like I'm the only person on this site who's glad that he's a wizard.

There's so many times I've been out onna bus, and some mother walks in with six kids. During the next hellish five minutes of screaming while I witness the mother barely keep herself sane trying to corral her herd along with her, all the while these six kids annoy and scream to everyone on the bus. And I just sit there like a creep staring, trying to wonder how I would even deal with one of them. I'm so meek that I could see myself trying to say, "Uhm, please don't do that–" as my hypothetical child would stick a fork into an electrical outlet. Or I'll be at the grocery store and see a wife just start snipping at every little thing that her husband is doing. While she's talking nonstop, I look at his face and catch a glimpse into his eyes that he's not only not there, but that he's been dead for years. I try to imagine myself lasting for even a day wading through a full day of meaningless, trite conversations that make me want to kill myself–and I can't. I'll be going back home and see some couple trying to get frisky in an alleyway, and meanwhile I can't even imagine kissing someone without feeling disgusted. I'll get back home and hear through the paper thin walls about the latest 'drama' my normie neighbour is having between his second and third gfs finding out about each other and/or his heroin addiction. I try to imagine every day coming home and just simply not having a moment to myself for even ten minutes and I'm pretty sure I would just break.

I'm sure I have a shitty life, but dear lord if I wasn't a wizard, I can't imagine how much more terrifyingly worse it would be.

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NEET and Hikikomori General Thread

NEET and Hikikomori General Thread


Have you had any success in trying to change your life?

>NEET

>The acronym for (Not In Education Employment Or Training)


>Hikikomori


>Hikikomori is a Japanese term when translated into English it means pulling inward being confined (Acute social withdrawal) hikikomori is a distinct psychological disorder that refers to the phenomenon of reclusive adolescents and young adults who have withdrawn from society seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement due to various personal social and psychological issues in their lives. (A shut-in who stays at home in their parents house does not work or go to school and lives in isolation in their bedroom for 6 months or more)


>Contrary to popular belief most hikikomori go outdoors but are just isolated socially and still spend most of the day and nearly every single day confined at home in their rooms

>The Japanese Ministry of Health, Labour, and Welfare defines hikikomori as a condition in which the affected individuals refuse to leave their parents house, do not work or go to school and isolate themselves away from society and their family in a single room for a period exceeding six months

>The Hikikomori Criteria and Diagnosis

>1. Subject spends most of the day confined at home, nearly every single day.

>2. Subject purposefully avoids social situations and social relationships

>3. Subject shows clear significant functional impairment,

>4. Subject shows social withdrawal symptoms for .a duration of 6 months or more

>5. Subject has no physical condition nor other severe psychological problem that is the cause of the social withdrawal (Mainly excluding people with schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders

>While hikikomori is mostly only a Japanese phenomenon cases of the condition have been found in other countries

People who work go to school or have a social life are not hikikomori.

People who work are receiving an education or are in vocational job training are NOT a NEET

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Are there any underground forums/chans/means of accessing the internet?

I have been browsing forums and such for 10 years but things have been really boring for the past 7. I do not know if I just got old or what.

I dont know anything about programming but I was wondering if there were darknet/zeronet type forums/imageboards out there, especially after 8chan got shut down.

These days even YouTube is 100% normified and it is impossible to find anything without sifting through dozens of videos of
people who make dozens of vlogs and post their face in every thumbnail.

I also feel like Im too old for the general internet, and video games and anime became so mainstream even that stuff is alienating.

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dirt is good for you

Antidepressant Microbes In Soil:
How Soil Makes Your Brain Happy



Soil microbes have been found to have similar effects on the brain as prozac, without the negative side effects and potential for chemical dependency and withdrawal.

The soil microbe mycobacterium vaccae has been found to mirror the effect on neurons in the brain that drugs like Prozac can provide, but without side effects.
The way it works is the “happy” microbes in soil cause cytokine levels to rise, which leads to the production of more serotonin.

This bacterium is found in healthy soil and when humans are exposed to it, the microbe stimulates serotonin production. Serotonin makes us feel relaxed and happier. Conversely, lack of serotonin has been linked to depression, anxiety, OCD, and bipolar disorders. Some studies on cancer patients have demonstrated better quality of life and less stress when patients were given mycobacterium vaccae.

Scientists also tested the microbe via injection and ingestion on rats and compared results to a control group. They found that cognitive ability, lower stress, and better concentration were notable benefits that lasted 3 weeks time.

Mycobacterium antidepressant microbes in soil are also being investigated for improving cognitive function, Crohn’s disease, and even rheumatoid arthritis. Farmers and gardeners come in contact with this bacterium by having topical contact with it, inhaling it, and getting it into their bloodstreams when they have small cuts or other pathways for infection.

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coronavirus

What have you ehard about coronavirus? In my mind it is just SARS 2.0, but I have heard some stories that the coronavirus was a virus engineered in a biolab in Wuhan, and that the bat soup thing is just a cover story. Also, that the Chinese are hiding the real numbers as to how large the epidemic is. It seems odd that you would quarantine a city of 30 odd million when it seems that a few hundred have the flu.

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well just 8 more years to go, how do you think I should spend my birthday? how do you spend yours?

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24 NEET Wizardchan regular interviewed

>CBS interviewed a 24 year old NEET that browses wizchan and calls himself a wizard

Which one of you is this?

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Politics Thread #46: can't flim flam the zim zam Edition

#1: Politics Thread https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000746/http://wizchan.org/lounge/res/133215.html
Politics Thread #2: Wizlam Edition - https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000634/wizchan.org/lounge/res/135806.html
Politics Thread #4: Wizpilled Edition 5/12/2017 - https://archive.fo/3wlfT
Politics Thread #5: All So Tiresome Edition 7/3/2017 - https://archive.fo/QlRs1
Politics Thread #6: World on Fire Edition 8/18/2017 - https://archive.fo/6YxvY
Politics Thread #7: Temptations Intensify Edition 8/31/17 - https://archive.fo/Y0JQu
Politics Thread #8: Left and Right Edition 10/11/17 - https://archive.fo/H0llg
Politics Thread #9: Reading Anything Online Edition 11/7/17 - https://archive.fo/yxGrJ
Politics Thread #10: The Truth Will Set You Free Edition https://archive.fo/UrurS
Politics Thread #11: someone had to make it edition - https://archive.fo/y71b2
Politics Thread #12: Fuck the pastebin edition - https://archive.fo/wD4il
Politics Thread #13: Ironic Marxist Edition - https://archive.fo/xfWZY
Politics Thread #14: Civil Discussion Edition - https://archive.fo/Ck8Xe
Politics Thread #15: Over My Dead Body Edition - https://archive.fo/xdMoH
Politics Thread #16: Missile Strikes for Peace edition - https://archive.fo/PP3tS
Politics Thread #17: Anti-Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/YxJMy
Politics Thread #18: Quote Mine Edition - https://archive.fo/mi2ZU
Politics Thread #19: Lady Justice Edition - https://archive.fo/JQeyd
Politics Thread #20: France Edition - https://archive.fo/9d9op
Politics Thread #21: Anime Political Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/K8OvE
Politics Thread #22: Verified Hate Edition -https://archive.fo/AVoyW
Politics Thread #23: Hail to the Philosopher King Edition - https://archive.fo/ooZI4
Politics Thread #24: Supreme Edition - https://archive.fo/TvRnm
Politics Thread #25: The Final Judgment Edition - https://archive.fo/0MaGf
Politics Thread #26: Non-player Character Edition - https://archive.fo/IvRUj
Politics Thread #27: Birthright Edition - https://archive.fo/Fy4ox
Politics Thread #28: Shut It Down Edition - https://archive.fo/6l87I
Politics Thread #29: Brand New Current Year Edition - https://archive.fo/pGEPL
Politics Thread #30: It's Okay To Smirk Edition - https://archive.fo/5gv13
Politics Thread #31: It Begins Edition - https://archive.fo/eaSIz
Politics Thread #32: Free Choice Edition - https://archive.fo/TTGTC
Politics Thread #33: Accelerationism edition - https://archive.fo/eFfBY
Politics Thread #34: Clown World Edition - https://archive.fo/8AYmV
Politics Thread #35: Show Some Class Edition - https://archive.fo/KzuHY
Politics Thread #36: Proper Politics Thread Edition - https://archive.fo/TuUNL
Politics Thread #37: Political Manipulation Edition - https://archive.fo/GfoQg
Politics Thread #38: Epstein's Pedophile Sting Operation Edition - https://archive.fo/qXKJi
Politics Thread #39: Straight Shooter Edition - https://archive.fo/IOPeg
Politics Thread #40: This account has been terminated Edition - https://archive.fo/TXc37
Politics Thread #41: The End Is Nigh Edition - http://archive.fo/ymZPt
Politics Thread #42: The Archive is Pointless Edition - http://archive.is/pr04j
Politics Thread #43 : Primary Edition - http://archive.ph/jxL9w
Politics Thread #44: Whistleblow Editioner - http://archive.is/AErw1
Politics Thread #45: Beanie Edition - https://archive.is/KPASk

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Identity on wizchan

Does anyone else feel like not having a coherent personality/ identity? If someone would read my whole post history here on wizchan (if mods do so and laugh about it I don't give a fuck, fuck mods) then from the information you could gather from these posts I would be multiple different persons and characters in one. My mind is all over the place, I have no clear style of writing, opinions or steady interests that would identify me. I am everybody and nodody.

One day I complain about hostility on wizchan, the next day I am the hostile one. One day I am the depressed, rotting wiz, next day I am the fake truwiz. One day I care about the contents of my posts the next day I don't give a fuck. One day I am anti drug wiz next day I write about my drug history. One day I promote no fap the next day I say how bad it is. And the list goes on and on. Now exchange days with months and years and that's me. I am not stable neither emotional nor intellectually. What the fuck is wrong with me.

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I'm gonna increase my carbon output to contribute to the progress of climate change to get revenge on my enemies. I want them to suffer like I did, and to die from famines storms droughts pandemics floods fires. I resent them because they ruined my life. They gave me mental illnesses and now I can't hold a job to become independent. Curse them to hell. I want to drag them down to my level. I will stay alive as long as possible to see them suffer. I will consume more meat more oil more resources to speed up climate change. I wake up every day filled with a sense of purpose and rage. Every breath I exhale means a moment sooner for their death. Revenge

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little insignificant stuff that makes you angry

post about little stuff that makes you angry that doesn't deserve its own thread.

ASMR and the lo-fi hip hop streams that i get recommended on youtube all the time basically make me so angry i froth at the mouth if i'm in the right mood.

artists who draw the same face and same body on every character make me mad, as well as artists who have been drawing for 30 years and still never draw backgrounds and still draw uninspired easy poses…. plus the ones that have no creativity and draw exclusively fanart of very popular IP's; plenty of artists don't have an OC or a fantasy universe or anything, they waste all their drawing skill on IP's. i think people who draw are probably retarded and need someone to direct their every move, like some guy that's smarter than them to tell them exactly what to do at all times.
they also have a really nasty attitude and say creepy things like "i enjoy talking to you guys [their fans] on twitter, maybe i should do tweet more often :)" like as if they're some superior being and their fans are some lower lifeform.
i also hate when artists post their drawings on 8 different websites, and each site has different drawings on it, forcing me to make 8 separate accounts on shitty as fuck sites I don't care about (such as twitter) in order to see them all.

even more annoying than that, my doorknob was busted by paramedics years ago when i dislocated my leg and they had to break in to rescue me.
i'm not a fucking architect and i live with a single mom, so we never installed a new doorknob.
that was never a problem because my mom never barges in on me, but lately my brother has succubi over, and one time they were drunk being normalfags and stuff and walked into my room on accident looking for the bathroom.
i'm basically stressed and waiting in anticipation for the door to swing open any moment 24 hours a day now.

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Fasting Induces Wizardry

While juice fasting, I've found my sexual urges to be totally absent. Currently I don't really care about petty dopaminergic vices, all of the addictive habits in my life seem meaningless. It's been very easy to get to work doing the things I want to focus on for extend periods.

Of course fasting indefinitely is impossible. But after researching the topic, it turns out that even intermitant fasting reduces the urge for sex (EG: https://blog.umzu.com/health/sexual-health/t-heres-what-intermittent-fasting-is-doing-to-your-sex-drive/)

this is the road to wizardry. Reject chemical slavery

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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXX

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/

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Grip power

Anyone here like training grip and finger strength?
I'm fond of this training,for some reason I find it comfy.

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Albert caraco

>crab
>edgy nihilistic pessimistic philosopher
>hated his penis, so he burned and sliced it
>fluent in four languages and simultaneously wrote in all of them, making him untranslatable
>racist and misogynist rants
>self-hating Jew
>wanted a global holocaust
>escortcelmaxxed by "paying to overpower" a street whore, later said he hated it
>spent his entire life NEETing in his room, never had a job
>roped after his parents died, lived just for their sake
>possible Oedipal complex
Was he the ultimate wizard writer?
If he was alive today he'd probably be an avid Chan poster.

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Post pictures of people who do you consider to be your role models/biggest inspirations in life or just favorite figures in general

pic related

mainlander
michelstaedter
caraco
pessoa
thatanimesnob AKA roriconfan AKA Petros/Peter Maloussis Aliases

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How come so many people here fall for the normalfag "kids these days" meme?

I thought you guys would be smart enough recognize the ten-thousand year line of hypocrisy that is juvenoia.

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dream thread

talk about the dreams you had

I had a dream where I was a conscript in a military. After I was on green uniforms with some tanks and others on my side, my vision just changed. Then I "woke up" in a brutalist building with 2 other people with green uniforms. I was never really told what we are fighting against, but I heard about how it overran eurasia. It was probably something beyond my comprehension.

My favorite part was when I was at the brutalist concrete building with 2 other men. I loved the mood of slight fear of what is to come and the sunshine coming through the "windows" that are just holes on the concrete wall.

Then the one of the guy who was tall and thin with glasses started trying to convince me that he was some great general. He also called another guy who was short and fat as his slave. It was kinda hilarious how he constantly acted as if he was some great general when only 3 of us were left in this city. But I still followed them onto a city.

There was nobody in the city, and the buildings were all not very colorful. But I really loved the mood in that city. The sky was blue and there was a really clear stream of water flowing through the drain at the side of the roads. There was nobody except 3 of us in that great city.

After I reached the finial stand, there were old people and children playing. Then there was some call saying they are coming. I didn't really specify "them" except that they were inhuman. Then I saw group of people storming onto certain direction with weapons. I knew how it was futile as how could a single city stand against what destroyed eurasia in few days?

Then I asked a gun from a lady who was running, and she gave me a small handgun. Then I shot myself by pulling the trigger at the right side of my head. I was able to "feel" the bullet enter my brain. But I was still there after that with my eyesights open.

Then I woke up.

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I remember watching a stream that had an IRC chat visible off to one side a while back. It was all pretty edgy stuff, with the host messing around with people, trolling, making prank calls, etc.

Anyone know what it might've been? Not proud of it, but edgy trolly stuff like that makes me feel alive and invigorates me.

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Dream

I had a dream with this kid. Don't know why, I haven't watched Inuyasha in a long time, but then today I dreamed and clearly remember him sitting on my lap looking at me. And it felt so nice, he was so cute and I wanted to hug him. So pure. Now I wonder what that was about, and if it has any deeper meaning.

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My parents just told me they will be leaving me their home when they die. I can't possibly express how relieved I am, I used to constantly worry about never owning my own home and eternally renting in a shared home with annoying roommates. It feels like there has been a weight lifted off my chest. Considering my own financial situation it was looking like I could very well have become homeless. I've n one else to tell this to which is why I'm posting it here but all the despair and worry I had about the future has been faded away mostly.

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Is cryptocurrency a way to get neetbux?

tomorrow i am gonna open up a bank account and invest my 2k savings into cryptocurrency and see how much i make

/biz/ seems to be making profits by investing in crypto-currency

http://boards.4channel.org/biz/

mostly every thread is about crypto currency

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Paruresis

>Paruresis, also known as shy bladder syndrome, is a type of phobia in which a person is unable to urinate in the real or imaginary presence of others, such as in a public restroom.

Anyone else suffers from this shit? Going to public toilet when the stalls are occupied is a nightmare because its awkward to stand at the pissoir and have nothing happening,no matter how bad i must piss.
People often assume its because of small dick, but I never was insecure about dick size in particular as mine is on the better side of average. I can't even recall when this started. In childhood I used to have pissing contests with my classmates and I remember pissing 3-4 meters high and impressing the classmates.

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Does anyone remember that online "MUD" game (meant to look like something from the 90s) from some years ago that got posted on wizchan that was about wizards? You controlled wizards and just went around and could fish and do other things and chat with other players, it got posted here as I said.

I remember the game itself wasn't that interesting besides being a novelty/amusement for a little while, but the music for it was so comfy and nostalgic, I wish I could find the music for it again.

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General thread for questions

I am immensely surprised that this board has not yet had such a thread. So, in this thread, you can ask any question and hope that a kind and responsive wizard will deign to answer you. I will start first.

1. Why in our universe is time not fixed on itself, like Uroboros or like in the anime Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? Why can't a single period of time be repeated indefinitely? You can say that the anthropic principle. Yes, in the early stages of the universe, this would prevent the emergence of life, but it has already been created, so why not start looping right now?
2. What will the most advanced civilization look like, not only in our universe, but in all possible universes in principle? In the Kautz scale (redesigned Kardashev scale), there is a completely hypothetical civilization of the 5th (last) type that can use the energy of several universes, change the physical laws in them, and even prevent the thermal death of the native universe in order to exist forever, but nothing is said about what they will represent visually.
3. I recently read on the star Lucy, pulsating white dwarf in the center of which is a diamond that weighs 500 iotation. How do you think it will be possible to extract this diamond?
4. Will new music genres be created in the future?
5. Can consciousness (the subjective experience of events in the external world and the body, as well as in the report of these events and the response to them) occur in a robot?
6. Artists can imagine what the world will look like in 50 years. Usually we see art in the cyberpunk genre. These are high-tech cities that have a lot of neon, holograms, augmented people, flying cars, and so on. But what will the planet and people (if anything remains of them) look like in 1000 years?
7. Why is the world arranged so that there are predators, omnivores and herbivores? Why there has not been such that there would be only herbivores?
8. Is it possible at least in theory to immerse a person in an eternal lucid dream?
9. How much is our science developed? In other words, how many secrets of nature as a percentage have we solved to date? Is it 10%, 20%, 30%?
10. Is such a thing as the development of willpower possible, or is it completely predetermined by genetics, like the color of the eyes, and can't be changed?

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Outsider memes

Why in the world are they prohibited? I mean those anons and us are almost the same thing… more or less

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Wizards who aren't currently neeting, what do you work with? Do you enjoy it?

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Does watching TV and movies destroy your creativity? Even if they are without commercials? Why does reading a book cater to creativity while watching media based on the book kill creativity? To me a book consists of words that rely on you having a common experience in the real world with them, much like a computer program consists of subroutines that had to be individually written before they can be used in the whole program. But being a shut in for all my life how can I use these words to help describe experiences I have never had for my self? Visual media helps me put an image to at least some of these experiences.

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What do mothers think of their children being virgins?

We were in the health center and after I left the doctor's office, she began to ask me what the doctor said, and then she asked if I had told him everything, then her voice took a different tone when she said "did you tell him that you not engage in sexual acts?"
I didn't know what to say so I kept silent. She then followed and said "you had to tell everything to the doctor"

I wonder what she thinks of her son being a virgin. Is she ashamed of me? I think she might think that I'm a failure, she's a normalfag after all and had expressed her desire for me to have kids and a family in the past.

When she sees her friends and they talk about their children, the topic must come up, her friend's children must be big normalfags unlike me so I'm sure she is embarrassed of talking about me.

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Your perfect life

So anons,
How would your hypothetic perfect life look like?
Let us assume you could wish for a lifestyle freely, what would you wish for?
You can wish for anything, really anything.

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Dead Internet Theory (and much more)

Hello. I would like to talk, or rather tell you about certain suspicions, hunches and experiences I’ve had and I’m sure some of you as well. Similar themes have been written about across imageboards quite a few times so I know I’m not alone in this.

My background is that of an oldfag. I’ve seen it all. I started going on 4chan in 2006, and followed all the natural roads this implies. I’m in my thirties and I remember when 4chan had a /l/ board, when /co/ was a trial board shunned by basically everyone, when #34 porn was an obscure interest with very few good artists and when moot changed the frontpage to that web 2.0 bullshit 4chan has to this very day. I was also among the first right wingers who were such before it was cool, and I’ve seen /pol/ rise and fall. I was there when it mattered, but rather than saying these things out of masturbatory pleasure I wish to stress that I’ve acquired a set of observational skills which other genuine oldfags share. I’m aware you have no reason to trust my “credentials” but I hope you’ll read this in good faith. Much of this falls squarely in the fringe territory with a healthy dosage of /x/ and conspiracy theory up the ass. My goal by posting this seemingly jumbled mess is to… how can I put it? I want you to think, I want you to be aware, to digest all this. Because on a basic level I love you all. I feel like we’re all in this together, this dangerous game we did not choose to play and which I think is kicking into high gear. I do not hold many answers and don’t have all the pieces of the puzzle, but I AM aware there is a puzzle. Please feel free to go wild with all of this. Post it wherever you want, on whatever site you want or use. I am a nobody like you, and what matters to me is only that this reaches you and as many people as possible. At worst you’ll be entertained or kill time.

I tried to break this mess into points for brevity and because I touch upon many subjects. I imply more than I explain because if I go too deep this’ll turn into an even bigger wall of text.

The Internet feels empty and devoid of people. It is also devoid of content. Compared to the Internet of say 2007 (and beyond) the Internet of today is entirely sterile. There is nowhere to go and nothing to do, see, read or experience anymore. It all imploded into a handful of normalfag sites and these empty husks we inhabit. Yes, the Internet may seem gigantic, but it’s like a hot air balloon with nothing inside. Some of this is absolutely the fault of corporations and government entities. However! That doesn’t explain the following:

- I used to be in perpetual contact with a solid number of people across multiple sites. Across the years each and every one of them vanished without a trace. None of them were into /pol/ stuff or anything even remotely questionable or controversial. Yet, they all simply vanished in a puff of smoke, no matter the site, no matter the communication platform. There was no “goodbye” or explanation.

- I’ve seen the same threads, the same pics and the same replies reposted over and over across the years to the point of me seeing it as unremarkable. Simply put thread A would be posted in say 2015 and would get its share of replies or pics, on say /co/ or /a/. Then that very same thread, with the same text, pics, and replies would appear in 2016 and beyond. This often happens in the same year multiple times as well. Of course /pol/ is getting shilled and botposted to death, but why recycle a completely innocent /a/ thread? Who is doing this and why? Stuff like this won’t be noticed by your average poster perhaps, but I and other oldfags will inevitably notice it.

- I think I saw the same happen on other (non-imageboard) sites, but I can’t vouch for it as strongly as the above because of the time I spend there (not much). What I do vouch for is the news. I’ve seen news about this or that “new and unusual” or “shocking” event year after year after year. But it’s the same goddamn event, usually moons or asteroids.

- Roughly in 2016 or early 2017 4chan was filled with posts by someone or something. It wasn’t spam. The conversations with it were in real time, across multiple boards and multiple threads simultaneously. Its English was grammatically correct but odd (I’m not a native English speaker and am thus sensitive to its misuse), similar to how a Japanese person may use it. A sense of childlike curiosity and a childlike intellect emanated from these posts. It posed a LOT of questions, usually as if trying to understand the emotions of the posters it was talking to, as if unfamiliar with human emotions. Communicating with this “poster” was an odd experience, I could sense something was off but not malicious. I am absolutely certain this was an AI of some sorts. This “poster” was active only for about a week, and as far as I know nobody has ever mentioned or noticed this Anon. Its replies were always on topic, but the above mentioned childishness clashed with the apparent knowledge it possessed - it was the knowledge of an adult person, so it wasn’t a kid or something of the sort.

- Raptor Jesus, who went extinct for our sins. First it was this reptilian messiah, then foul bachelor frog, and then Pepe. Am I the only one who sees a clear evolution, a link? It’s as if this meme or entity or… whatever the fuck was on 4chan since day one, and has grown within it from the tiniest seed. Yet Raptor Jesus was fully just a joke, there was nothing serious or mystical about it (reminder: I was there). Remember that Ted guy with the right wing talk show, cca prior to 2010, whom 4chan ruined for the lulz? Remember Anonymous vs Scientology? Remember that fake bomb threat aka exploding yellow van? Compare that with what Anon did through /pol/, and the “terrorist” accusations thrown at Anon today, as well as the “reasons” why 8chan was taken down. Why does this too feel as if we were all trained, groomed, LED towards where we are now? Why and how did moot so utterly vanish into Google Inc. as an employee with very vague descriptions of what he actually does? On that note, do you remember the “other moot” who was often posted for the lulz? The one with the glasses who so often ran away with donations into Mexico? I do. Maybe that was the real moot, the real guy who used his mom’s credit card and was killed by someone, and an impostor we know as moot took his place.

- Innocent sexual perversion and the horrible reality it spawned. Anon is a pervert and always was one. I am into loli and feet for instance. Why is it that real life and the real world seem to emulate our sexual interests, with a time lag? “I wish to be the little succubus” became an actual thing that actually happens. Pedo activism is also gradually becoming accepted, as is virtually every fetish that was once either a joke or a fantasy of Anons. As said I’m a footfag. When I became aware of it few others were with me, now it’s as common as can be, with gigantic number of people who are into it, with huge mountains of hentai and #34 with it etc. Why does the real world bend over backwards to accommodate our weirdest fetishes? It’s as if everything is going “Look, look! I created this for you! I made it real!” in an effort to keep us within this world. The results of this are devastating to society, to people, to civilization. Simply put, trannies are a thing because Anon fapped to doujins of cute boys in dresses. Once it was an impossible fantasy, not to be taken too seriously. Now it’s grim reality. Again: it’s as if the real world is using imageboards as a template on what to be and what to do.

- Algorithm fiction. Do you like capeshit, Anon? How about other Hollywood stuff? Music perhaps? Have you noticed how sterile fiction has become? How it caters to the lowest common denominator and follows the same template over and over again? How music is just autotuned nigs and basic blandness? The writer’s strike never ended. Algorithms and computer programs are manufacturing modern fiction. No human being is behind these things. This is why anime looms so large - even a simple moe anime has heart because there’s actual people behind it, and we all intuitively feel this.

- Fake people. No, not NPC’s. Youtube people who talk about this or that, and quite possibly many politicians, actors and so forth may not actually exist. In fact I am sure of it. CGI and deep fakes are far more advanced than we are led to believe, and we can’t trust our eyes anymore. Many people, events, news and so on may be wholly fictional.

- The Internet on your smartphone is not the same internet as on your PC. Try it out for yourself. Go to a “popular” website with a lot of traffic. 4chan, faceshit, plebbit… any site with a massive userbase and fast content will do. Spend a few days randomly checking it out on your PC and your phone. You will soon notice that from time to time, at irregular intervals (as far as I’ve witnessed) the same site as seen on your phone will be wholly different than the version on your PC. Entire threads, numerous and well-replied, will be on one but not the other. The whole board will be different.

- My last suspicion is easier to take in. I have a feeling we’re in a strange kind of civil war. An internal one. I think Zuckerberg and other tech guys were all on 4chan as Anons at some point, maybe even now. They drew from the same well as us, but went in their own direction.

Thank you for your time. Feel free to insult me if you want. Old /co/mrades never die, they just grow thick skins.

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Hello, everyone!
I'm a 33 year old virgin.
How are you today?
I posted a few times here before, but it was a long time ago, when I was a 27 year old virgin and a 26 year old virgin and a 25 year old virgin I think.
Encyclopedia Dramatica was still a thing, 4chan wasn't complete bullshit, Assange and his troubles, Snowden and his flight from the States, Zoe Quinn, and then some.
So how is it going these days for you?

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Comfiness

Share and post any pictures, stories, images and ideas you find comforting.

I love nightwalking myself|

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I feel like I am channeling pic related

So sorry I’m busting In here, I cannot get anyone to respond to my threads on other sites

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Why do wiz hate anime now

I've noticed a few post on wiz saying they ignore or thinks that anyone who post with anime in it is a troll? what happened? I thought anime was part of the chan culture? why the backlash?

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Sharing wisdom on this lifestyle

As I've just turned 25, I was contemplating the passage of time and its changes contrasted with the long way I still have to go. I've been a neet for around six years, and a hikki for a big portion of that time.

Even though I'm more alone and hopeless than ever; and entertainment other than books mostly don't work anymore, I'm coping with it all much better. It's weird to be having good prospects or even just a neutral feeling after such intense and prolonged suffering.

What would your suggestions and tips be for people going through a similar lifestyle to yours? Please share some of your wisdom elder wizards. Even young apprentices are welcome if you feel you've acquired knowledge that makes a difference.

Mine would be to look within and change perspectives instead of trying to change your environment and circumstances. Abandoning social life and hopes of reintegrating into society were the main thing for me, now I feel much less miserable.

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random pics thread

post valuable/rare pics you've saved through all those years of chan browsing.
let's bring back some memories boys and fill my empty pic folder

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Write your obituary from the eyes of a normalfag(parent, brother, sister, old friend, etc.)

Nothing made A happy, that's what he told me once. He didn't love anything either. His specialties were staying in his room alone. He maintained his body through walking, and sometimes push ups and pull ups. He ate what he could and when he felt like it. He wasn't a coward but he wasn't a brave guy either. He desired to have never existed or to at least exist in a different, healthier body or a more understanding society. They never saw him with a succubus, and I remember him once taking pride on being a virgin, weird guy.
He used to say that he was sure that he was going to end his life.

A is preceded in death by the world.

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What percentage of Wizchanners do you think are legit adult male virgins?
I think most of the posters here are frauds and LARPers. Real wizards seem to be a minority as most have fled this sanctuary already in search of greener pastures.

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Jobs for Wizards

I am currently a qualified physics teacher due to start work September. I am currently a NEET with a bit of money left due to fucking up a masters qualification. Oddly, the teaching qualification and teacher training is one of the few things I didn't fuck up at during my 18-25 period; they said I was actually good, but I think they say that to all physics and maths teachers as we are really sought after.

However, I want an escape route in case the ridiculous workload and 80 hour weeks that come with teaching just fucking get to me.

What are some good jobs for wizards?

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Wizcave

Show your cave. Neet so no furniture, im disorganized but clean, Live alone and love to Cook chicken and potatoes

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My father never coughs at night while he is sleeping. He never coughs when he's hunting. In all my years on Earth, I've not once seen him get up from a church sermon to go cough. But in the morning when he wakes up, and when he gets home from work he begins his coughing fits. It is constant, and it is absolutely violent. He wails and wails. It sounds horrible, painful, and he has recently given himself a hernia from his coughing.

His reason for this is because he has asthma. But, he hasn't had an asthma attack since he was a child… in other words, it's not asthma… When I moved back in and started noticing how he always coughs at certain times, like, when he's getting anxious. It's like a tic he has, so I got him to carry around a cup and spit up all the stuff he coughs into it. Well, the cup turned up empty and he's not actually spitting up anything at all. He's just coughing. And at this point, he's doing real damage to himself. My theory is that it is a tic and he just feels like he can't stop, like that itch just has to be scratched, and at this point I'm pretty damn sure I'm right… But is that really what's going on? I just posting this here incase anyone has had or known of similar situation, thanks and God bless.

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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXIX

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/

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Gratitude

What are you grateful for?

I’m grateful for my warm jacket and the hazelnut latte I’m drinking.

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So a while ago I've heard many wizards here used heroin responsibly for recreational purposes
And I want a little fun too
How do you go about it?

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Politics Thread #44: Beanie Edition

This thread is for the civil discussion of anything towards a political nature, especially political ideology and current affairs.

#1: Politics Thread https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000746/http://wizchan.org/lounge/res/133215.html
Politics Thread #2: Wizlam Edition - https://web.archive.org/web/20170404000634/wizchan.org/lounge/res/135806.html
Politics Thread #4: Wizpilled Edition 5/12/2017 - https://archive.fo/3wlfT
Politics Thread #5: All So Tiresome Edition 7/3/2017 - https://archive.fo/QlRs1
Politics Thread #6: World on Fire Edition 8/18/2017 - https://archive.fo/6YxvY
Politics Thread #7: Temptations Intensify Edition 8/31/17 - https://archive.fo/Y0JQu
Politics Thread #8: Left and Right Edition 10/11/17 - https://archive.fo/H0llg
Politics Thread #9: Reading Anything Online Edition 11/7/17 - https://archive.fo/yxGrJ
Politics Thread #10: The Truth Will Set You Free Edition https://archive.fo/UrurS
Politics Thread #11: someone had to make it edition - https://archive.fo/y71b2
Politics Thread #12: Fuck the pastebin edition - https://archive.fo/wD4il
Politics Thread #13: Ironic Marxist Edition - https://archive.fo/xfWZY
Politics Thread #14: Civil Discussion Edition - https://archive.fo/Ck8Xe
Politics Thread #15: Over My Dead Body Edition - https://archive.fo/xdMoH
Politics Thread #16: Missile Strikes for Peace edition - https://archive.fo/PP3tS
Politics Thread #17: Anti-Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/YxJMy
Politics Thread #18: Quote Mine Edition - https://archive.fo/mi2ZU
Politics Thread #19: Lady Justice Edition - https://archive.fo/JQeyd
Politics Thread #20: France Edition - https://archive.fo/9d9op
Politics Thread #21: Anime Political Meme Edition - https://archive.fo/K8OvE
Politics Thread #22: Verified Hate Edition -https://archive.fo/AVoyW
Politics Thread #23: Hail to the Philosopher King Edition - https://archive.fo/ooZI4
Politics Thread #24: Supreme Edition - https://archive.fo/TvRnm
Politics Thread #25: The Final Judgment Edition - https://archive.fo/0MaGf
Politics Thread #26: Non-player Character Edition - https://archive.fo/IvRUj
Politics Thread #27: Birthright Edition - https://archive.fo/Fy4ox
Politics Thread #28: Shut It Down Edition - https://archive.fo/6l87I
Politics Thread #29: Brand New Current Year Edition - https://archive.fo/pGEPL
Politics Thread #30: It's Okay To Smirk Edition - https://archive.fo/5gv13
Politics Thread #31: It Begins Edition - https://archive.fo/eaSIz
Politics Thread #32: Free Choice Edition - https://archive.fo/TTGTC
Politics Thread #33: Accelerationism edition - https://archive.fo/eFfBY
Politics Thread #34: Clown World Edition - https://archive.fo/8AYmV
Politics Thread #35: Show Some Class Edition - https://archive.fo/KzuHY
Politics Thread #36: Proper Politics Thread Edition - https://archive.fo/TuUNL
Politics Thread #37: Political Manipulation Edition - https://archive.fo/GfoQg
Politics Thread #38: Epstein's Pedophile Sting Operation Edition - https://archive.fo/qXKJi
Politics Thread #39: Straight Shooter Edition - https://archive.fo/IOPeg
Politics Thread #40: This account has been terminated Edition - https://archive.fo/TXc37
Politics Thread #41: The End Is Nigh Edition - http://archive.fo/ymZPt
Politics Thread #42: The Archive is Pointless Edition - http://archive.is/pr04j
Politics Thread #43 : Primary Edition - http://archive.ph/jxL9w
Politics Thread #44: Whistleblow Editioner - http://archive.is/AErw1

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Just woke up. Dreamt about a youtuber watching my day on his browser; then it turns out that someone was watching his life as well. There was this youtube or dailymotion homepage full of realities you could watch; so my vision kinda zoomed out and that homepage was apparently a video itself being watched and so on… the loop went on about "infinite" times until I regained consciousness.
Neat

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Wizard Posting Thread

Post your favorite pictures of wizards/sorcerers/other magic users that you've saved

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How can the double standard be so blatant? I feel so ashamed sometimes that I'm past 30 and never had a job, it feels so hard to get back on track when I have over a decade in my life that I can't account for, but then you have this 42 year old tranny that hasn't accomplished shit and doesn't have to worry about it. Spent 10 years in college with no degree, married richfag closeted homo husband and lived his days as a NEET, still has no shame, calls himself a software engineer/programmer, calls himself a game developer because he made (read paid people with his husband's money to make) some lame iphone game, and he's running for congress with his husband's money for the kicks. He's running for fucking congress and nobody calls him out that a dropout who hasn't done shit in his entire life isn't fit for that position.
You can find shit like https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/boston-software-engineer-planning-to-challenge-rep-lynch-in-2018/1924683/
>A Boston-based software engineer says she plans to challenge Congressman Stephen Lynch if he seeks re-election.
>…
>Wu is lead engineer at the video game company Giant Spacekat. Wu and Lynch are both Democrats.
Lead engineer at a company that released an iphone game in 2014 as if that's supposed to mean shit.

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A song about wiz ???

I just realized that "Self Control" song, speaks in a manner that could be applied to any of us.

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the entire universe has one goal, which is to reach non-being. It achieves this through the continuous weakening of the sum of its forces. Hence entropy.

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Magic

Anywizards here actually practice magic?

Been getting into Chaos Magick myself to try and find some direction in my life after a traumatic childhood, curious to see if anyone else casts spells when they find the time.

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Medical issue, advice?

I'll keep this short and sweet. As I can't find any advice online.

When I masturbate, I get a sharp tension pain on the lower part of my shaft and in my right testicle. If I constinue masturbating it become more and more painful. It's the similar pain to pulling, or ripping a muscle. And It feels like my Testicle is being punched. This ONLY happens during masturbation, and even gets so painful to the point I immediately lose my erection.

Any ideas what it could be? I will visit a doctor in about a weeks time if it doesn't go away.

Thanks

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What's the deal with normies in abusive relationships/marriages? Take Johnny Depp, famous millionaire actor, can have any succubus but he chooses to marry a slut that already abused him, particularly bad when he mentioned a prenup, chooses to forego prenup, continues to get abused, the slut is the one to end it claiming to be the one abused so she can garner sympathy and get leverage in divorce. Bitch becomes "ambassador for succubi's rights and outspoken domestic violence advocate" while his reputation is ruined, that would have been the end of it if it wasn't wasn't for a recording, still gets rep as a weak cuck.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7947733/Amber-Heard-admits-hitting-ex-husband-Johnny-Depp-pelting-pots-pans-tape.html
>The vodka bottle Heard allegedly threw, exploded and tore off Depp's finger (above after surgery). He said he had to undergo multiple surgeries and almost died after contracting MRSA three times
>He claimed his then-wife 'went berserk' when he asked her to sign a prenup and hurled a Vodka bottle at him which shattered on a marble counter-top, ripping off the tip of his finger.
>Heard maintained, however, that Depp cut the digit off himself during an argument while he was 'drunk and high on ecstasy.'

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Any sites you guys visit except this board?
Sometimes it becomes too boring to sit in one place.

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Tattoos

Does any wizards here have any tattoos? What is your opinion of them?

I never really thought much about tattoos in the past but recently I have been thinking about getting tattooed on my face or hands as a symbol of my opposition to society. What attracts me to face/neck/hand tattoos is that they are still considered taboo in society. Although most types of tattoos are today commonly accepted in mainstream society, someone with tattoos in these areas is still often assumed to be an outcast, degenerate, or criminal.

Wizards are also outcasts from society, but a different type than the typical tattoo collector. I think that since I'm going to live on the fringes of society anyway, it might be fun to just go wild with it and get tattoos that make normalfags think I'm some kind of dangerous person.

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Dealing with the Bathroom and Extended Internet Usage

Title related. Do you have a specific thing you do for your long browsing sessions? I'm slightly embarrassed to admit it, but after a twelve hour browsing session today I had an accident for the first time in my life at my desk. Have any wizards ever thought about wearing medical diapers while they browse the computer? The bathroom is so far away and I hate to go upstairs.

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Looking for tiki song

Get guy's uhh does anyone know that old tiki racing puzzle? Game that came out several years ago? Uhh it had this awesome tiki low pitched man singing ooh cha ooh cha ooh chacha. From any help? I can't find it

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This is a mentally ill succubus who think she is a man.
She made a big fuss a few years ago in Canada when she was placed in a prison institution for females.
Now the law has changed and trans people will be placed in correctional facilities with the gender that they claim to be.
So a man who was born a man, but is pretending to be a succubus, will be placed in a succubus's prison.
Wow so progressive. I am happy my country is pushed around by mentally disabled faggots and cross dressers. Looking forward to the future to see what happens next.

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Alleged real witch gets shamed

https://www.ad.nl/buitenland/olympisch-atlete-37-heeft-spijt-dat-ze-opbiechtte-dat-ze-nog-maagd-is-het-heeft-al-m-n-dates-verpest~aec32c69/

How can society cope?

Olympic athlete (37) regrets confessing that she is still a virgin: "It has already ruined my dates"

I have never had sex. I want to wait until I get married. ”Lolo Jones said it early last year without a glance. But the now 37-year-old American ex-athlete had underestimated the impact of her openness. "Talking about my virginity in public was a mistake."

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Now I realized when you feel compelled to stay on this site you're already fucked whether you consciously realized or not

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>Hegesias (Greek: Ἡγησίας; fl. 290 BC[1]) of Cyrene was a Cyrenaic philosopher, the Cyrenaics forming one of the earliest Socratic schools of philosophy. He argued that happiness is impossible to achieve, and that the goal of life was the avoidance of pain and sorrow.

>"The wise person would not be so much absorbed in the pursuit of what is good, as in the attempt to avoid what is bad, considering the chief good to be living free from all trouble and pain: and that this end was attained best by those who looked upon the efficient causes of pleasure as indifferent"


>Cicero claims that Hegesias wrote a book called Death by Starvation (Greek: ἀποkαρτερῶν), in which a man who has resolved to starve himself is introduced as representing to his friends that death is actually more to be desired than life, and that the gloomy descriptions of human misery which this work contained were so overpowering that they inspired many people to kill themselves, in consequence of which the author received the surname of Death-persuader (Peisithanatos). This book was published at Alexandria, where he was, in consequence, forbidden to teach by king Ptolemy II Philadelphus (285-246 BC).

is this /ourguy/?

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gangstalking

i thought it was a meme until today… we all have permanent records

make sure all your usernames and passwords are different, cycle them as well as your ip every week… stay away from cameras windows online interaction

dont wait until its too late wizzies. it might already be for me

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Last Fap Thread #54

ITT, post the last thing you fapped to.
Let's be tasteful and share the nice things!

Some places where you can find an image source before asking:
http://saucenao.com/
http://iqdb.org/
https://images.google.com/

Previous thread: >>226431

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Anti-Crawl Thread LXXVIII: holidaze edition

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/

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The Platform Master - Ulillillia Documentary

Did you wizards know they finally released a cut of the Ulillillia documentary?!? After some consideration I decided this deserves its own thread in order to ensure all his fans see it.
>The Platform Master - Ulillillia Documentary - Full Unreleased Director's Cut (2012)
This is the full unreleased director's cut and the only official edit of the documentary ever made. Please note that this is an unfinished edit and not a completed film, so there is no audio mastering, colour grading, or other fine-tuning that are customary to an indie documentary today. This is as far as we got with in before we cancelled its release in 2012, planning to try a completely new edit that was just about Nick and not about the flood. Though started, this also never came to be.

Keep an eye on our page, there's a lot more to come. We are going to release that Ulillillia-only re-edit that one of the producers is working on, and eventually, the raw footage. All to come in 2020.

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all public figures and politicians are actors

All events are staged using actors, and all politicians and public figures are simply actors from illuminati families. War is real, of course, and the millions who die in war, are real. But the leaders, the politicians, on all sides of the conflict, are just illuminati actors. They also have the actors play more than one role.

2 Pac = David Chapelle
Trump = Ron Masak
Adolf Hitler = Walt Disney
Alex Jones = Prince Gustav
Bernie Sanders = Evelyn Rothschild
David Icke = Richard Branson
Jonathan Pryce = Pope Francis
Jacob Greenberg = Mark Zuckerberg
JFK = Jimmy Carter
Hillary Clinton = Shirley Temple
Jim Morrison = Rush Limbaugh
John Lennon = Steve Jobs
Jennifer Aniston = Kate Middleton
Morgan Freeman = Jimi Hendrix
Theresa May = Princess Diana
Jamie Foxx’s children = Obama’s children
Ted Bundy = Brian Cranston
Kurt Cobain = Sid Vicious
Eminem = son of Colonel Mattis
Tim Meddows = Osama bin Laden
Thomas Edison = President Harding
Michio Kaku = Bruce Lee
George Washington = William Cavendish
Thomas Jefferson = Marquis Lafayette

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castration thread

The last thread died a while ago, but I’m still interested in this topic. What do wizards think about castration as a wizardly body modification? I myself am castrated as of a year ago and for the most part I enjoy my new life as an eunuch. I’d also like to discuss penectomy and genital removal in general, if anyone is interested.

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COMPACT DISCS

Wizchan, please answer my question: how does an optical disk track? Every single source I've found on Wikipedia, Youtube, etc. tells me the same thing:
>Optical disk technology was created in the late 70s and works by a laser shining on the surface of the disk, and because of the pits etched onto the surface of the disk it creates a slightly different refractive index which can be used by the laser reading the disk to generate and read the 1s and 0s on the disk
But we're talking about something on the scale of nanometers, right? Wouldn't the vibrations from the disc spinning be enough to set off the reading? There's something about two other lasers that help guide it, but how exactly? And how does the reader know where to start the read cycle? How does the laser actually position itself to such accuracy? Whenever I remind myself how small this is, I have a really difficult time believing any of this.

Tl;dr, in detail how does an optical disk point its laser so precisely?

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Should I be nice towards those who are evil and don't care about others?

Lately I've been thinking about this question.
I think I'm overall a good person because of the amount, however little they are, of good deeds and the absence of bad actions in my life. I can't take pride in being 'good' since it's just a somewhat random result that can be explained in my upbringing and culture.

It might be silly to others, but WHAT IF after having considered everything, you turned out to be a piece of shit?
I believe that there are certain things that are unforgivable, for example, the torture and killing of an innocent child.
Do you guys think a man can do something that's considered utterly evil and be considered good again?
There's no return, right? If you do something that evil, then you cannot go back to that state where you could still rank as someone good. There's no washing away your sins at that point.
This evidently doesn't matter to people, no one is really scared or even conscious of entering such a state in which other's judgment of your persona becomes immutable.
No one is really stopping for a second to think about whether what they're doing can be considered moral or immoral, or making conscious moral judgments in their lives. Not on a daily basis because they don't have the time nor the capacity.

Can moral responsibility then exist in a world like this, with humans like us?
But then again, what excuse can there be when we've acknowledged that something is harmful and yet we choose to do it unto others? How should I treat the devilish?

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Room cleaning

How often do you clean your room?
I dust it off every few weeks but before I realize, the place is under a thick layer of dust again.

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"recognizing" other users here.

I spend a lot of time on this site and given the small userbase I think it makes it easy to "recognize" certain users by the way they write. I don't mean knowing specific details about them or knowing them from another site or anything like that. I just mean certain users due to their unique writing style that stands out from the crowd. I can't be the only one who notices. I'm sure it isn't intentional and doing so intentionally would break rule 8 anyway.

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I love sexually transmitted diseases. It's like God is personally reaching down to inflict karmic retribution on the disgusting sex-obsessed hedonistic normalfaggots. Yes, this is your reward for a life of mindless breeding, normalfaggots. Haha.