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 No.301887

Some faggots are pushing me around at school. I need advice on how to stop these fuckers from pushing me around. What should I do?

 No.301888

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they can't push what they can't shove

 No.301889

Hide in the bathroom during breaks. Make up health excuses to skip gym class. Make yourself invisible to the bullies.

Long-term solution: graduate high shcool lol

 No.301890

Stare at them directly into the eyes without blinking.

When they notice you're doing this they'll try to make fun of you to deflect, know that at this point you're past words so it doesn't matter.

Convince yourself that you're going to kill these people. You don't actually want to attack them but by thinking that you're going to kill them your body language will change to be more intimidating and they'll pick up on this.
You still want to be prepared for if they start swinging out of fear though.

It helps to imagine that you're casting a spell and beaming evil harmful energies out of your eyes as soul at them.

If done correctly this will freak them out and they'll disengage.

 No.301893

>>301890
This guy watches too much anime
Become alpha chad and fuck their bitches

 No.301894

>>301887
Take an ice pick to school and demonstrate lobotomies on your bullies - especially any genius ones. Reduce their IQ below 65 and force them into taking only Special Ed classes. This also incidentally cures any schizophrenia symptoms, which might not be good -in which case you should expose their brains to radiation, which will preserve unwelcome traits. Geeniebopper Bullies are fucking Einstein brains need lobotomies and Howard Dullyismical screaming children Henry Darger IQ reduction lobebully elimination preening goose Einberger Genius.

 No.301907

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Give a side kick on knee, then push them back or get an old metal faucet tap and smash them. You also can learn to punch with punchbags and smash their face. The easiest way is to run in his way, grip and throw him on the ground. Another way is throw your bag, or anything in his legs and push him full force.

 No.301910

Your best option is to show no fear or not care about them, by literally not giving a fuck you win. When they come up to annoy you say in a stern voice "I don't care what you want Fuck off" to that effect each time they approach, and if they persist or touch you, walk away and say "I'm not interested in your bullshit" after a while they'll get the message and also be cold in they eyes and posture too, once they realize they won't get an entertaining reaction they'll piss off to someone else. However this advice is only applicable to intrusion bullying, if it's physical to the point of them constantly beating you up that's a different subject matter.

I know you might think but if I ignore them they'll get even more excited and try harder to fuck with me, well it all depends on your delivery. Always remember they bully you because you're misery is entertaining to them, don't give an option for them to get a rise from you

 No.301911

>>301910
ah, the infamous "just ignore them" that helped literally no one ever

 No.301912

middle school wizards

 No.301913

either leave school or return the violence, consistently
you might get punched or kicked on the ground or something, but afterwards, they'll stop messing with you
they probably mess with you because at some point you attempted to fight back (or you were aggressive to begin with), with too little violence, and then you gave up on it
they saw that as a challenge to put you into your place, which in turn elevates their reputation in school
they will only do that so long as it's basically free (youre not fighting back), and so long as it's obvious that you are unbroken (you arent submissive towards them)

 No.301918

Fuck them up! If you are fighting multiple guys, then BITE. Being unhinged is your advantage. Don't let yourself get shocked by anything they do. Spend hours imagining how fighting will go.

 No.301919

>>301887
Pee on them, if they fight back you fight, it doesn't matter if you lose, fight them again tomorrow. Humiliate them, pull their pants down in front of class. Pee on them in school cafeteria, pee in their food while they are eating and fight them.

 No.301931

Buy a gun and shoot them while they leave school, or steal a car and run them over with it. Gas them with carbon monoxide. Scream with so mucn rage it explodes their skulls.

 No.301932

>>301912
Usually other kids can tell who the adult lifelong virgins are going to be later on. Human evolution selected for high accuracy in status detection ; low status males I.E. With autism ,depression, or other mental illnesses have fewer friends, are less likely to have female contacts, and usually wear low quality / low status clothing.

 No.301933

>>301932
> and usually wear low quality / low status clothing.

isn't that just a money thing?

 No.301940

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>>301933
>just a money thing
>just

 No.301947

>>301940
no clothing is not the same as crap clothes
also a quote is not truth

 No.301949

beat them up and continue beating them up until they stop

 No.301955

>>301932
What is this Andrew Tate bullshit, holy cow. If you're OP then you deserve the swirlies you're getting. "Low quality, low status" man shut the fuck up.

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>>301947
Deep post, you must be a sage or something.

 No.303822

>>301887
if you can't push back then accept the fact that you're a push-over. (play a lot of fighting vidya when you get home to blow steam)

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>>301887
Carry a roll of quarters with you. Don't swing first but don't let them just shoulder check you for free. Most people don't want to get into a fight so they'll bark a lot, just keep cool and watch their right in case they try for a hay maker. Keep your chin tucked, protect your head and remember that yeah it sucks but getting punched isnt the worst thing in the world.

 No.312520

By experience, you might roast them, always giving shit back to make them suffer but the best thing, what works for real is a definitive display of dangerous, crazy violence upon them.

Get ripped, and prepare for many other ways of war being made at you. You have no choice, up your stats like crazy. Humilliate them when and wherever you can, prepare, prepare… and make others know who is the villain here, without whining, just to let it be known.

Of course, this is when bullied, not when mocked. Even if the issue passes away for whatever reasons this should be a lesson for you: UP YOUR STATS. LIFE IS WAR.

 No.312521

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Have this. Not everything is useful for a lone victim like you, but you might profit by reflecting about some exceptional cases exposed in it.

 No.314391

>>312521
a book is not gonna do anything

 No.315974

>>301887
just be unstable, they'll get scared of how insane you seem and won't want to fight you cause then they'll have to kill you since you might come back and kill them or something. they don't know what you are capable of or who you are. if you act crazy enough anybody will back off unless they are also insane. it has to be a creepy level of insane or just clearly unstable as fuck.

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>>301887
Think about why they're pushing you around.
Do you stink? Do you dress badly? Do you not groom well? Are you out of shape? Do you have acne? Bad breath? etc.
Fix these things. Make yourself a person that commands respect. It will help you in the long run, not just with these bullies.

 No.316039

>>312520
Getting ripped is a pipe dream for most people with average genetics unless they inject testo and susta.

 No.316041

>>315974
thos. come to them or wait they get near you and do weird sounds, like this for exemple https://voca.ro/1zZhkAToq7hU

 No.316045

>People are browsing Wizchan in middle school

Goddamn, where has time gone. Anyway for the most part if they push you punch them or grab them by the hair and slam them onto something. And be ready to do it again if they push you, or something.

 No.316106

>>301887
G- G- GR1?

 No.316117

Finish high school and don't shoot it up, anon!

 No.316123

mooch some cigarettes off of a family member or something and offer a few to them so they'll think you're cool
befriending my bullies back in middle school was probably the best thing that could've happened to me socially, although by highschool i was just a slight weirdo again with a small clique of friends



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