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 No.314169

we write a book paragraph by paragraph.
I'll begin.

>CHAPTER 1

I woke up in my dream…or I fell asleep in reality. I don't remember it anymore but my eyes were wide open. In fact, I didn't really know because it was dark, I didn't know if my eyes were closed or open. To find out if I was awake, I decided to get up. In this dark, dark room, I realized where I was. Now it all comes back to mind, I remember, unfortunately…

 No.314179

>>314169
… I remember having passed out from drinking my own piss, a challenge some pretentious goofers, so-called 'wizards' that thought I was so cowardly as to refuse their challenge. Victorious or not, I must now rise from my sofa that now barely manages to contain my fat, a blubber that was too big to be considered human. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a big pile of humanoid meat; and calling it a whale's human form would be a vast understatement.

 No.314186

When suddenly, a cassowary entered my room. It was like living proof that dinosaurs are deadly yet beautiful creatures with feathers. "Do not fear dissapointment" said the cassowary "Karma has been unkind to the ones you've loved despite having them shower you with expectation and radically subjective ideals" I cried happy tears, knowing such a deadly creature could understand me instead of succumb to its instincts. "Thank you, mighty cassowary, my heart feels whole again" I said.

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 No.314338

The cassowary taking notice of my Dorito encrusted fingers pecks hungrily. I humbly oblique, "Free maid service? why not?" I state even though I was saving those Dorito crumbs for a snack. Such a wonderful and glorious creature, truly misunderstood. The cassowary pecks every molecule off my sausage fingers, then turning its head, looking upon my sofa it sees the its prize, an unopened crushed Dorito bag, which I had in fact earlier passed out on…

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haha this is good so far. re-reading it made me laugh. we need more writers

 No.314630

The cassowary starts rummaging its beak, now dirty with dorito, inside the crushed Dorito bag, searching for something. As I watch it, I realize that something is off. Have cassowaries always worn such beautiful shoes? Before I can return to my questions about avian fashion, the cassowary pulls something out of the dorito bag and delivers it into my round hands

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 No.317790

>>317784
OP here, completely forgot my thread haha. nice to know other wizards want to continue this peoject

 No.320816

>>314630
(what would it be? A ring? A berry? A seed of some sort? A random gem? A flash drive? a NAND chip? A lottery ticket? A shell/a bullet/a whole round?)

 No.320874

>>320816
(a flash drive sounds good someone post the next bit and I'll continue on from there)

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>>314630
You catch a small piece of scratched, dirty black plastic with a little red dimple, that looks like anything but a plug-in device at the first glance.

You see a small rectangular hole on its narrow side.

After you try to clean the little thingy, you accidentally unlatch something - its fancy desing have preserved the USB prong intact and clean. It IS a flash drive.

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>>320909
The cassowary as if awoken immediately turns its head and comes towards me and with a quick peck knocks the flash drive to the floor. It sits on the couch and lifts it legs trying to get me to look at the shoes which it wears. Wanting to see the contents of the flash drive i look at it on the floor, but due to my fat gut i cant bend over to pick the flash drive up. With my knees in pain i decide to sit, with a grunt i sit on the couch beside the cassowary. My eyes go to the shoes …



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