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i don't remember anyone ever doing a thread about one of these. i've just started riding around on one of those. i don't see them so much anymore but they used to be very popular around the younger guys.


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i never bothered to try one of these and turns out i very much enjoy riding around on them. it is the perfect tool to get around a dense city. i can't even handle so much power of mobility. felt very liberating riding around on mine.


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many of the roads that have this sign before them, aren't actually dead ends.

they are only dead ends for cars but not for bikes and especially not for pedestrians.

on one of these thangs i can just hop of and become a pedestrian at any moment.

yes, people are jealous when they see it.


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i got one that can be folded. makes them fit into cars and they take up little room in a storage space.

some models can't fold, seems dumb to me.


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mine has a little display in the handle that shows the current speed. they are restricted to 20km /h which is very slow but not useless-slow.


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i dunno how sturdy the average one is but i was lucky to find one that is very sturdy, close to those public ones that can be rented via app in the big cities.


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they can be carried like that but they are a bit heavy. i think mine weighs 17kg, which is just enough to make holding it uncomfortable for me.


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mine have these nice disk brakes, they work good. i thought i didn't even need the brakes but i already used them a few times downhill when trying to stop at a stop light.


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to use them one the public roads here like they were a bike, they need a little licenseplate-sticker that can be bought for somewhere between 15€ and 45€ where they sell car insurances, valid for a year in the germany and then they need a new sticker.

but that also means i can drive them on bikeways (which is niiiice) and when there is no bikeway, i can drive them on the regular roads.


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I prefer kick scooters.
In fact I am likely to buy a new one with pneumatic wheels ether tonight or tomorrow.
I am emailing back and forth with the company now.
Rode one with 200mm wheels for 10+ years, and before that rode the more standard kiddy scooters.
I have loved kick scootering for most of my life. It's so fun while also being convenient and practical for short distances.


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the only reason i even bought one of those is because this thing is powered by the standardized einhell batteries, the same batteries that already power my drill, my angle grinder and my leafblower. is nice to have a system for mobility and tools in one.

i guess not many others thought so because the thing is already no longer sold in most places. i was staring at it creepely from a distance it so hard when it came out but i was too cheap to buy it. it was 1000€. now i found one that was barely used for 450€ including 2 very large batteries and a beefy dual charger so both can be charged at the same time.

i'd never have bought some proprietary crap glued-in battery that i'd have difficulty replacing. also being able to just leave the scooter in the car and merely take the batteries home to charge them and return them without having to haul the scooter back into the 100th floor (in which i live).


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leaning into the curves is very enjoyable. if i was younger i'd totally appreciate that these can easily be mastered for mating dance type of behavior. they do make me feel a bit young. i guess it looks slightly out of place to look old but ride around on such a young people device.

>I prefer kick scooters.

interdasting. i rode around on a metal one as a kid too and loved it but i stopped when bullies used it as part of their bullying.

i imagine one to be fun where there are extremely well taken care bearings inside so the momentum doesn't dissipate so easily. i'd want one where i can adjust the height of the standing plattform on a moment to moment basis because when the ground is smooth it is so nice to be near to the ground and have the push off easier.

not sure what pneumatic wheels are.


>Fucking faggots making driving around harder

how do the bad people make it harder? where did they touch you, show me on the doll. you probably don't mean what you say and are just shocked from being touched inappropriately by a grown-up.

there is hardly any interaction with cars if you do it right, well i guess it is especially unproblematic here because there are so many bikeways here. the bikepath is next to the pedestrian walkways, 10 cm higher then the cars. maybe you live someplace where cars, bikes and pedestrians have to share a dirtroad, i guess then it is truly annoying and i hope these jerks get what they deserve for molesting you.


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i think the matching outfit looks good with the matching scooter on the tubby. tubby needs some exercise though. that's how i do it. i look good on the thing. i guess you don't know how that is and i should quickly change the subject before embarrassing you.

there is one more amazing thing about these scooters. they really shake the body though. i forgot how important that is. that helps all the fluids in the body circulate a bit easier. people pay lots of money to stand on these vibrating boards, i think where i live is a place where people pay to have themselves shaken by a machine. this is just a free side effect of riding this.

i am beginning to suspect riding on these thangs could be healthy. i think it keeps me active and fills my day with movement.

if i would have had such a thing when i was younger i would have loved it. visiting friends in the neighbordhood would have been so easy.


bike people are weird. such serious, tense people. they dress in such weird plastic, like they are laboratory test subjects.

wearing clothes made from plasic i consider sinful behaviour.


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i don't know about the range yet

when i bought it, it came with two 5,2 Ah batteries. i tested them and they can go for 17 km of range.

i am lucky to already own two 4,0Ah batteries. these are the ones on the picture. i can use these for the scooter as well. i expect them to go for 13km.

that gives me a total range of 30km.


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if i notice that 30km is not enough range for me and i wanted to increase the range, i can do that easily.

all i have to do is pay 150€ for two more batteries and suddenly i would no longer have a rangeof 30km; i would have range 47km.

took me 1hour and 40 minutes to empty out the two 5,2Ah batteries, my 4,0Ah batteries probably add 1hour and 20 minutes to this so i am already at roughly 3 hours ability of cruising around. this will be nice to use this when traveling to a city to explore it. i usually did not like to go into cities but with this it seems to be bearable for me.

lucky me, 3 hours of cruising around time is already a big blessing for my life. very much a quality of live improvement it seems at this point.


>Buy a bike

you know what the more i think about it, the more bicycling could be a secret homosexual cult.


if i had the money i would probably get an electric unicycle because they seem so fun.


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i had no idea how cheap this is. with the car i am often too cheap to make short trips because this is so expensive. turns out riding scooter basically costs no money because they consume so little electricity. the car is 35 times more expensive just in terms of fuelcost. gets even more attractive in terms of other costs.

if the car is 35 times more expensive, then the bus is something like 60 times more expensive. fuck the bus i hate the bus.


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>if i had the money i would probably get an electric unicycle because they seem so fun.

i've seen someone ride around a comically large unicycle the other day. a unicycle with one gigantic wheel, bigger then the average bicycle tire.


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could pay for itself as quickly as in one year in my case


is that the dyslexic font?


Must be a pain ordering specialty parts for it.


Maybe I should get one of these instead.


>dyslexic font
aw yeah, it is opendyslexic, i think i was looking at two different options and opendyslexic looked better so i kept it and deleted the other.


>Must be a pain ordering specialty parts for it.

i don't know much about bikes but those components look fairly standard. would be easy to build one from widely available components i'd think.

maybe this is an artisan's instrument and highly dialed in to specific performance enhancement.


looks like it is low to the ground,i notice that is what makes pushing off with one foot so hard on the electric scooter, it is way too far up for that to be comfortable.


I mean vid is of a push scooter.


i never rode such a elaborate thing. i wish they could build them so that they don't use their speed as quickly. you know how you can spin a skateboard wheel for minutes because the bearings are so nice and precise? i wish bigger wheeled devices could have this kind of feeling to them.

wouldn't it be way cooler if such a device had a way to higher and lower the foot-plattform? that could be operated with the help of the whole handle acting like a lever. tilting it front or back while holding a button could adjust how high the plattform is; that way it could be dialed into different ground contidions. it could be set to low for smooth pavement and set to high for rougher terrain.


again i am shocked by how expensive bus is. it should cost a third of what it costs, it is such a bad deal.


Such a feature would add significant mechanical complexity, which would increase weight, R&D cost, overall price, need for repair, and dramatically reduce reliability and durability.

I just don't think it would be a worthwhile feature for a kick scooter.
Maybe for a duel suspension premium e-scooter. But in their case you only need push off at start up so it's less of a meaningful feature.


Buses are late too, and stinky, and loud, and full of succubi.


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>Such a feature would add significant mechanical complexity

yeah but it would also be a fun toy that could be used to jump on the thing like a trampoline and use it as a manual suspension that could be used to have a more active role in absorbing shocks. could be fun for dancing.

i keep thinking this is nice for mating dance behaviors, a real shame i didn't have such a thing when i was younger.


the bigger the city, the nastier the bus. people from small villages don't understand that inner city humans are like zoo animals in a way.


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genuinely fuck the bus.


the one i have even fat people can ride, max weight on mine is 130kg. many can only carry 100kg.


they are garbage and make you look like a fool
there's worse though, like the electrical one wheeled thingies
some people can't be arsed using their damn legs


>make you look like a fool

oh no that would be terrible to look like a fool in front of someone important like you.


While I don't hate them, it was kind of annoying having normalgroids swarming the streets with those rentable ones and leaving them where they didn't belong.

Glad to see they're becoming the domain of hobbyists and non-assholes again.


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>those rentable ones

i see them laying around in the streets but they are hardly used. if i did not detest surveilence technology so much, i would have used one of those a few times to get a feel for it before i paid 450€ for mine but they are expensive and i am poor!

11,40€ for one hour of usage, that's a lot of money.


if i rode around a rentable one for 40 hours, then i would have spent the money i paid for mine.

this would have been perfect for me 15 years ago when i was using public transport to get around the city quickly.

i don't think i have ever seen big swarms, most i have ever seen was 2 dudes riding around on them at night.

sometimes i see young dudes driving them and they have a young lady standing behind them that holds on to the dude and they ride around together on one scooter, nice image, of course they have no idea how evil succubi are.


this so much I dont know what kind of normie fag with shit taste you have to be to want to be riding a scooter.
I see females and weak soyfags using it.


The only arguments against using such a mode of transportation is that alternatives such as bicycle and regular kick scooters actually offer exercise, at a more affordabl price, and are generally more reliable. Judging by the way you type, you probably consider exercise to only be good for CHADS and STACIES. You give the impression that what yopu like is defined entirely by what is considered COOL to whatever group of people you look up to. I'll bet you use an iPhone.


i had a scooter when i was a kid. definitely beats walking, when the terrain is flat anyway. not using something simply because it's silly and because "only x people use that" is dumb. if it's useful, it's useful


go back to 4chan


> you probably consider exercise to only be good for CHADS and STACIE
weak strawman and your post is nothing but projection.
Electric scooters are exactly for soyboys because it provides no exercise works no muscle in your body and you do no cardio.
Electric scooters are a weak pathetic normalfag way of transportation because only npcs with no sense of aesthetics and who want to remain weak will go out in something that looks so fucking awful and that keeps you weak. You get dopamine from riding a bicycle and it keeps you healthier which allows you to enjoy the wizlife but you don't know anything about that.


Not to put too fine a point on it, but scooters are generally an eyesore especially electric ones. At least a kick scooter can be excused if it's a kid's. So many things already muck up the modern landscape. Even most bikes don't look all that great. Skateboards can be cool.

I don't doubt the utility of a scooter though.


I think they are beautiful and add greatly to the positive atmosphere of the modern landscape. Car sprawl and ugly infrastructure for cars is quite the eyesore though.


This so much. Electric scooters have a shitty design and it's for ugly people with no taste. Even tuk tuks look better.


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Maybe gas ones are more your speed.


i dont think ever even seen an electric scooter in real life


I agree. I think electric scooters suck because in my country drunk people drive with them (badly). Doctors say that it causes them extra work, too. A bicycle is much better.


That is more of a social issue then a problem with the scooters in general.

Where I live cops with hassle anyone on anything with wheels while being intoxicated. So people who want to get very drunk ether use ride share, walk, or drink at house parties.


>Where I live cops with hassle anyone on anything with wheels while being intoxicated
wow these damn cops are going too far!


I don't drink so it only benefits me.
I would prefer not to bet hit by some irresponsible drunk person regardless of what vehicle they get their hands on. It's a good use of police resources if you ask me. It has a noticeable effect on public safety and has statistically lowered accidents and deaths.


>Electric scooters are exactly for soyboys because it provides no exercise works no muscle in your body and you do no cardio.

it's not none. when used in actual traffic and for exploration i jump off and push it and jump back on all the time. it is particularly nice to go to a spot to exhaust myself with cardio and then hop on the thing and ride back, that means i can exhaust myself more because i don't need as much power getting home.

your other 'reasons' are invalid bad-faithed female cultural baggage.


>I think electric scooters suck because in my country drunk people

i am stunned how bad the reasoning of some users here is.


There is a pretty wide intelligence spread on this site.
You have actual geniuses, midwits like myself, and real deal unable to function actually have handlers pants shitting retards. Full range of the bell curve.


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i noticed the way i do it is actually quite physically involved. standing on a plattform and pushing a button and levitate forwards is not all there is to it. there is usually a way to stay in motion at all times.

when there is rough terrain or uphill, i jump of and push to conserve the battery. instead of waiting at a stop light like a car, i shift into pedestrian mode, cross the road by pushing the thing and then once the cars that waited at the stop light are gone i go back on the street and jump back on all elegantly. when there is a straight smooth path with few people around i drive in kind of a snake motion.

it's like going for a run with a robot buddy that lets me push the fast forward button that isn't all that fast but slightly faster then running.

it's wholesome fun and this superficial lower end of the bellcurve nonsense about how it looks bad doesn't apply to me because i look good whatever i am doing.

lol people can't judge the speed of those in traffic yet. they always wait for me to let me pass and then instantly regret waiting once they realize how slow 20km/h is.


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did 3 short ~30min trips today and i am thoroughly exhausted 😮‍💨🥱😌

i ordered an extra pair of batteries, the extra pair i already had turned out to be a bit too old and can't quite add enough range to bother taking them along but with the the new set i'll have 2*17=34km of range, which should give ~2 hours of riding around at at a time. i can't quite make sense of the battery pricing. i kept my eyes on the amazon page and i thought they would cost me 150€ but they reduced the price and now i only spent 110€.


Those types of chunky power tool batteries are just boxes for standard Li-Ion cells, the kind used in flashlights and such. There are a lot of guides online about making an array of these cells and using commonly available power regulator chips to permit safe charging and discharging. You could probably make your own supersized cell and not have to blow so much money on the overhead of buying a tool battery.


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>There are a lot of guides online about making an array of these cells and using commonly available power regulator chips to permit safe charging and discharging. You could probably make your own supersized cell and not have to blow so much money on the overhead of buying a tool battery.

i do dream about doing that. i once harvested some 18650 cells from an old laptop battery and these were some phenomenal magical cells. despite being 10 years old they held charge for years while i totally neglecting them and using the laptop 10 years after i bought it they were still as strong as when i first got it. completely defies my understanding; i can't come up with a way how this was possible.

ever since then i am dreaming of doing what you describe though i am waiting on something convenient. ideally something with a transparent casing where all i have to do is pop the cells in and they are already connected.

so far the only device i have found to realize this idea is this beauty: it is a usb-powerbank sold by the company "xtar". it accepts a few different cells and turns them into a powerbank with a display. it shows state of charge and also what the connected devices draw. also useful to just use it as a charger for these cells if they are used for other devices (apparently some electronic cigarette vapemachines use these cells).

so far i don't mind paying for the batteries because this company that makes them has yet to disappoint me. i already have lots of tools and gadgets that run on this battery and i do detect a hint of loyalty towards them in myself.


something fun happened today. on my way home on my third trip i was casually pushing the scooter on the sidewalk because the road was uphill and i like to be nice to the battery and push most of the time when it is uphill.

some gentle fatty saw me just pushing the scooter on the sidewalk, believing i was just a pedestrian. once i made it up the hill i would start to turn around and check left and right to make sure no pedestrians on the sidewalks and no cars on the road were near, i swiftly and suddenly approached the road and i elegantly jumped up the scooter and rode of on the road in one fluid motion from the sidewalk to the road. the fatty did not expect that! my guess is he appreciated this fluid mobility of being a pedestrian one second and then riding down the road and he was raising his arms in celebration and shouted some good faithed comment i couldn't make out. he understood how cool this fluid mobility is.

on the first trip of the day i was wearing some edgy matrix-looking trenchcoat but since it flaps so much in the wind it noticably decreased my range so i probably wont wear it for scootering around.


I pulled the trigger and bought the swifty.

It is basically a hybrid between kick bike and folding kick scooter and apparently the best in the world in it's category.


>I pulled the trigger and bought the swifty.

this looks like a lot of fun to move around on. i wish i could rent this for a day. i wonder what it looks like when the rider achieves higher levels of familiarity on the thing. with sufficient experience everything becomes a beautiful elegant artform. imagine the difference between someone who just started standing on a skateboard and someone experienced. i wonder how this would look on a kick bike.


I am mainly looking forward to being able to ride on dirt paths, in the rain, and on stuff like cobblestone and other places that I would love to ride but can't with a hard wheel scooter.

I bike too but I don't enjoy it anywhere near as much as I do riding a scooter.


it looks like shit always
lol at artform, it is about as much as it would be mastering potato sack racing. it will never not make you look ridiculous


Why are you such a hater?


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>on stuff like cobblestone

oh yeah that's quite annoying to ride on with the undersized electric scooter wheels. the only way to make it bit better i have found is just riding a bit slower on it, this however should greatly impact the battery, luckily i just got a fresh second pair of batteries delivered and now my range should be 30km.

i wish summer wasn't over just as i got this fun new toy.

blease bost bicture of one that looks similar to yours. there weren't that many available pictures on the image search.

i wonder how far you can go on one single kick of the ground. i wonder if it feels somewhat like a skateboard. rolling on a skateboard with well maintained bearings on a smooth surface is such a nice feeling, i don't understand it that so few people skate. it is such vivid, elegant, life-affirming pleasure. such a rare combination of art, physical expression and technology. it is nice to feel the smoothness of the bearing as it represents a rare occasion of technology being a tangible, guilt-free contributor to the quality of human life instead of merely trading freedom into convenience.

>at artform

have you never seen these gifs and tiktoks and whatever of manual laborers from around the world doing their work at incredible superhuman speeds? the longer you do something, the better you get at it and in many cases there is a surprising amount of skill possible that occasionally question what is possible for a human.

i guess you did not know that, otherwise what reason is there not to care about the potential of the biological machine you were spawned in? you don't think that is important? to know what it can and can't do?

>it looks like shit always

when you reach a certain point of skill with your vehicle, wherever you drive a crowd instantly forms. they can not help but stare at what they believed to be outside of possibility. they look like starving people at a plate of food they can not touch. they stare so hard, if you ever witnessed such admiration and knew what it looked like (which clearly you do not) you'd worry their eyes fall out of their sockets.


The site I bought the scooter from hasn't confirmed the order, given shipping information, or really communicated at all and it's been a week.

Only confirmation I got was from paypal with a receipt.
Security of the site seems fine, and when doing a scam scan on 3rd party sites the only thing they noted suspicious was extremely low traffic.
While I thought it's possible the business closed but hasn't yet bothered to close the site (since their twatter account is closed) according to the registration they renewed the thing earlier this month.

Many of their forms don't work so I sent them a email directly.
If I don't resive any responce I will assume something went wrong and just go through paypal or my debit card to refund the money.

It doesn't look like a straight up scam. More like their site has been neglected, based on a out of date template, and doesn't actually work anymore.
I just hope the items they say they had for sell are actually for sale, and the site isn't just a snapshot of when it was created.
Otherwise the item I wanted will be much more expensive to acquire with a much higher shipping cost since 3rd party sellers are rare and the people who make it charge over 100 bucks for shipping + vat. Which I don't want to pay.

Funny thing is, on a whim I messed with one of those fortune telling oracles based on dice rolls and asked it something related to the scooter being bought.
Said I should expect great hardship and trouble.
I blew it off but it looks like that silly dice fortune telling program might have gotten this prediction right.

Nothing can ever be easy for me. It's rare I can just enjoy things and not have something bad happen.

Guess the only thing now to do is wait and see if they email me back.
If they don't then so be it. I will deal with it and move on as I always do. Ain't nobody going to help me but me after all.

Sorry for the rant. Just had to vent.

Hopefully your day has less worry then mine.


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hmm seems like there is room for a trustworthy seller of these things in your market. i hope you get the thing. i saw someone near where i live riding on a similar looking device.

was riding on the electric scooter today and i saw something i don't think i have ever seen before. it was a bike where someone was standing on. it did not have a saddle to sit on. clearly made for standing. it was similar to those on the picture i attached with the notable difference, that instead of a regular handle, it just had these poles to grab on, so i assume the arms could contribute to the movement, which could be something to strictly outclass all the leg-only mobility devices.

it did not look like the person who was riding it, was doing a good job of it, maybe a beginner, i could tell how the person was timid, stiff and limited; only used like 20% of what is possible. no shifting around of the weight, no springloading, no pendulum movements, no usage of orbits, no full body tension.


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the handle looked more like this thing. just two poles. not sure if they were on a twisting axis like a regular bicycle handle. i imagine it is quite the advantage to use the arms for propulsion and have the whole weight on the body available to push down.

i remember thinking that this would be a nightmare to try to get into a car because of the long handles, maybe they are foldable.

makes so much more sense to me then on a bike. also bike seats are so uncomfortable that standing is probably more comfy. i have a small folding bicycle and i put a fat-ass saddle on it, basically a little seat because the saddle my folding bike came with hurts my ass after riding it for as little as 30minutes.


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i think this was what i saw. found this by searching for stand up bike.


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i wonder how much fun it would be to ride those around, they seem like exercise devices for physical rehabilitation but i can't help but think i could become pretty fast on them. i would use my whole body and it imagine the trampoline vibes. maybe they are considerably faster with less effort compared to regular bicycles.

this halfbike seems like it would be a bit more fun to ride around. because of how compact it is, i imagine it is better at maneuvering around traffic, road construction and congestion. probably not as comfortable to stand on. i wish the halfbike and the street strider had a baby i could ride around on.


I reckon they're awesome too, except in my city they are just as expensive to hire as a share-car


>I reckon they're awesome too, except in my city they are just as expensive to hire as a share-car

i am wondering if they can keep the prices of these thing so high. where i live there are numerous competing services and they all seem to cost similarly. ~7€ for 30 minutes, ~13€ for an hour.

most of the time the scooters aren't in use though. they just stand by the road, waiting for people. while i was driving in a car the other day i was counting the scooters on the way to my favorite takeout. i counted 70 rentable electric scooters and probably 20 electric bikes and small electric motorcycle-type devices.

for the high availability of these things the prices are too unattractive. even bus is too expensive. the only reason to ride them that i believe makes sense is when you travel around and you want to explore a new city. then paying the 13€ to not exhaust yourself and ride around for an hour is so worth it. for daily use i'd rather pack light and walk.


my area has no real bus service
i see a lot of them by a warehouse nearby
i think a lot of them are opportunity usage
like people maybe are too tired one day,
or theyre running late,
because a lot of the jobs involve walking around all day for hours in the warehouse,
it seems counterintuitive for people to pay quite expensive rates to then ride one home instead of another 30 minutes of walking after 8 hours of walking
but the human value system is different
it is illegal to use a personal scooter though only regulated company ones are available


>a lot of them are opportunity usage

that does make a lot of sense. if i actually bothered to register to the service and download the app to a normiephone and have it ready, i'd probably use it to hurry along certain situations.

>a lot of the jobs involve walking around all day for hours in the warehouse,

i keep forgetting some people have actually physically demanding jobs.


Never seen one of those before, but honestly does look like it would be pretty fun to ride around a bit. At least on paved bike trails.
I doubt it would be much fun on dirt or messed up streets and half destroyed sidewalks.


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was trying out these inline skates today. i went inside the decathlon and bothered to put them on and ride around a little among all the normies, parents and children and i had no idea how fun they are. turns out my knowledge i picked up from skating other things transferred over and i instantly knew how to do it. it just all made sense. i remember doing it a few times as a child but i could never feel it as much as i do now. i guess i never got good at it. i could drive forwards and backwards, skate in circles and ride curves slow and gently. this was the most basic, cheapest model they have and they worked so good. i wanna wear a slightly more expensive model once to feel the difference but most likely i am gonna treat myself to such a pair. also wearing slightly more baggy clothes is something i have not done enough lately and having this clunky big shoe with wheels undernath is the perfect excuse to wear baggy pants again.


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The 1800s called, they want their affordable commuting methods back



that does look pretty fun to ride around on. strange that i don't remember ever seeing pictures of these before. the technology to do so was reasonably available but i would have assumed nobody bothered to put it together in that combination.


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>mating dance type of behavior.


Mopeds have been a thing for awhile but yeah the motor is usually put on the back to open up more space on the foot board and give better balancing.

The reason gas ones mostly disappeared is because regulation.


Cope harder bikeniggers scooters are here to stay


it's as simple as this: if you know how to make rare movements (preferably those that are difficult, complicated and fast) then the succubi will wanna fuck. they will come way too close and try to make pictures and videos of you and call other succubi so they can stare and scheme against you.

bless you for not understanding how bad things really are, you who use your body as a tripod to park your nervous system in front of screens who you have never had to strategize on how to avoid them. there is a war happening out there that you do not have the slightest idea about and i envy you.

>because regulation
so tired of the evil minions forcing their violent ways on others while acting like this was a democracy.


i did a rookie mistake and went skating first and then i went into the aldi to buy a few things to eat, which is the wrong order unfortunately.

is better to go shopping first and skate afterwards because skating feels so good and wakes the body up so much, once i am warm and then go shopping the succubi recognize the superior elegant movements and want to come close and try their luck, which is very annoying and uncomfortable and i almost get startled by it.


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man i'd love to train on these for a day or two. i feel confident skating taught me everything to easily learn moving across this thing.


that shit is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

That said, I personally know a few idiots that would go bananas over it want to film "kung fu" fight scenes on a site like that.


>that shit is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

i guess instead of respecting that there are different levels of ability among humans, you would rather have the world babyproof.

>I personally know a few idiots that would go bananas over it want to film "kung fu" fight scenes on a site like that.

i wish i knew what they thought about this, please be so kind and link them this thread and invite them most politely and tell them they are awesome.


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this is similar to the pillars. again i wish i could play with this for a day or two. why can't cool stuff like that exist in my country. i'd wanna storm this thing in the same manner as in the video but without the flashy ending because i dunno how to jump like that. maybe this would teach me.

would be so nice to have this in public parks here. i'd wanna play with this. if succubi and children were not considered more important then men, parks like that would exist.


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this one inspires me as well. i've never encountered trees here that i would like to climb. the trees that are where i live are probably carefully chosen and groomed by the government to be as difficult to climb as possible. maybe there are easier to climb tree varieties in other climate zones.

i'd totally would want to swing from branch to branch.

my idea of what is possible in terms of tree climbing for a human is probably clouded by tarzan and other popular ideology.


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damn check how good the dude can make his knot.


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i wish i could teach this dude skating for just one day and i would probably be impressed how easily he could progress.


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this mowafocka, unbelievable


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monkeydays must have been fun. must be nice to have the physical ability and the dexterity as something that is used constantly throughout the day for valid reasons, instead of shamed and forbidden for safety reasons. i guess steps towards more self-suficiency would be a reconnection to the monkeydays.


Music choice kind of ruins it.
Also, what does this have to do with scooters?


Funniest little humanoids


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>Funniest little humanoids

i wonder what the deeper meanings of the monkeynoises are.

>Also, what does this have to do with scooters?

the longer you skate the better you become at it.

you practice movements. the more you skate the more you search for these tiniest of advantages in movements that make your movements faster and more expressive.

a rare skill with surprising consequences and side-effects.

like a speedrunner playing the first level over and over, searching for something closer to perfection. of course he can never reach it but superhuman places are very much reachable. it is a practice of excellence.

imagine this dude climbed up there for the first time and it wasn't all that impressive and quick. you look at him now and imagine how many times he must have done it to do it this good. repetitions that reveal tiny differences. that's the love of movement, that's skating.

never mind the music you fool, when you skate you only listen to songs that are absolute bangers to you. if you are not DJing to yourself via phone while you skate, you are doing it wrong.



First of all, lurk more before posting.

Second, nobody here wants to see 3dpd and you come off as an outsider or troll.

Third, I think reddit is the place for and your normie videos.

Fourth, nobody here gives a shit and at this point you're the only one who cares about this kind of boring inane shit normies do and you're only talking to yourself to satisfy yourself and posting for yourself

Firth and last, You're also pedantic like every other normalfag, this behaviour isn't welcomed here. So get a clue and stop being such an annoying retard.


An electric powered push scooter is fine too.


I don't understand this video. for what possible purpose did they think that was a good idea? What did they think would have happened? If they didn't fall off the board, they would have maintained the speed and just hit the wall at the end. They actually got one of the better outcomes. Why did they do that?


Because it is fun to do and fun to watch. Is your blood even red?


had mine stolen from my shed


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Got the refund finally from that skechy site and just bit the bullet and bought direct from Swifty.

Cost twice as much but I know I won't get scammed so at this point it's worth it.

I am already planing a 40 mile round tour when it arrives.


Never mind, they rejected my payment and refunded the money.
They said they totally refuse to sell to someone who's payment and shipping address are different.

So I flat out can't buy the damn scooter.


They had the nerve to complain that my IP address was located over 100 km away from my shipping address.
What kind of company does shit like that?
Even the companies from the UK are organs of the police state.


If the purchase address and shipping address aren’t the same they aren’t covered by their payment processor sometimes, maybe escooters are a high scam product. Weird.


I have bought gold coins with less nonsense then that company gave me.

Might be a UK thing or it might be that they are doing identity theft.
Ether way I blasted them on a few reviews sites and any time scooters or kickbikes come up I will remember this and shit on them.


Holy shit, the swifty scooter company actually false flagged my reviews as being harmful illegal content.

God this company is shit.


Been days and my review is still hidden due to their false flag.

I wonder if I edit the review and add even more detail will it be shown.

Seriously though swifty is a scumbag company.


there are so many companies who took the blue pill and started behaving dirty, it seems like the monetary system can no longer keep it's promises.

you might have been better served building a crappy version yourself from old bike parts. companies seem to be getting more and more uninterested in offering goods and services, they just do what they do to make money. if i lived like that and viewed human existence as a competition for the exchange resource i'd be profoundly unhappy.


>Might be a UK thing
Well there you go. You probably failed to produce your EV license and 2-Wheel license and Online Shopper's Card. Without those it is illegal for your to purchase this item.


I don't want to install an "app" and give another evil company my data. Otherwise, if they were really free, like state-sponsored, vandalism and overuse would be prevalent. Low trust society wants to live the green dream without cars, we will see how that goes. And of course I can't have my own, because it would be stolen. I hate people.


If range isn't too much of a issue then you could look into the thinner lighter foldable models that are relatively easy to take with you into places instead of leaving outside.

It's probably what I would go with in a dense urban area with theft issues if I wanted something electric.


>And of course I can't have my own, because it would be stolen

if you don't leave it anywhere you can drive around on it, though i agree with everything you said. computers were so nice before apps.

i like mine because i keep it in my car and when i don't find a parking space near my house i can park far away and use the scooter to drive home. cities were such a mistake. the idea to make them livable is fundamentally misguided, humans were never meant to live in density, it is an abomination.

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